off-topic

[velvet crescent]

mOvE oUt :p

[sturdy bobcat]

aT fIfTeeN

[velvet crescent]

Oh you young

[sterile parrot]

I mean you can still do certain jobs without working with others

like zod said

[sturdy bobcat]

[eternal apex]

lemmo

up for some mind boggling java hacking?

[sterile parrot]

sure

[sturdy bobcat]

#dev-general

;3

[eternal apex]

this url somehow resolves

a custom protocol isn't registered

[velvet crescent]

Only 9 downloads on latest plugin update, feels bad

[eternal apex]

it just works

[sturdy bobcat]

can't wait to uninstall overwatch tomorrow

[sterile parrot]

is there not a default protocol it uses

[regal juniper]

Ooo MW has an update.

[boreal escarp]

🔍

[velvet crescent]

If only I could play it

[boreal escarp]

ez

[sterile parrot]

yo thanks for that glare imma update

but could be that dd is a valid protocol lol @eternal apex

[regal juniper]

Looks like it was Battle net throttling it after all. I was so confused why I was only getting 30MB down earlier.

[sterile parrot]

my guess is that it only checks for a protocol if it contains : or something

[regal juniper]

Oh it's cause S3 dropped.

[eternal apex]

dd isn't a protocol

scholtes also isolated the code and couldn't reproduce it

[sterile parrot]

might depend on what jvm you use

[eternal apex]

it's a plugin, so it would need to work independently

[boreal escarp]

[sterile parrot]

well I mean if that statement is required then why would you even need an url 'dd'

[velvet crescent]

Can I get someone to quickly help me test something? (on mc)

nvm

[native remnant]

Is there any 1.15.2 mods that work like the replay mod?
I cant seem to find one

[velvet crescent]

Unlikely

[native remnant]

:/

[lofty void]

awww man, you guys already done with the video call? I noticed it on my phone and was gonna join to check you guys out 😏

[native remnant]

o.O

[velvet crescent]

Piggy was showing off his rocket

[lofty void]

oh myyy

[mellow zinc]

smh glare is so slow on updating he made me think there was a newer update

[fallow crow]

Does ezblocks have this?

void validateConnection() {
try {
if (connection.isClosed()) {
Log.info("Lost connection to database, attempting reconnect...");
establishConnection();
}
} catch (SQLException e) {
e.printStackTrace();
}
}

[regal juniper]

Idk, why not look?

Kaliber, in my defense, I don't really play video games.

[fallow crow]

I always getting disconnected

From the database

[mellow zinc]

smh imagine not being an epic gamer

[fallow crow]

I was wondering if ezblocks has that part

[velvet crescent]

@arctic raptor I fucked up :p can't stop the server lmao

[lofty void]

ctrl+c

[velvet crescent]

wdym ctrl c

It's stuck :p

[lofty void]

I meant to suspend the process xD But yeah, can't really do that with that

[velvet crescent]

been spewing out that error for like 5 min already

[lofty void]

ah, playtesting lasertag?

[velvet crescent]

yea, spawned a particle without the correct args which is stupid it doesn't warn about this shit and it cucked everything

[magic summit]

High quality languages (I blame my community)

[boreal escarp]

@blazing oar The slow motion scenes looks like lag to me

@eternal apex smh the video opened in browser and I thought my speakers broke lmao

[eternal apex]

lel

[boreal escarp]

I was like "wtf is going on"

looks cool btw

[mellow zinc]

holy shit pig thats crazy

[woven prairie]

@eternal apex How many entities 😮

[jade oasis]

looks like a 3d model so probably 1

[magic summit]

The face is so perfect

It's like "OH NO! I don't want to do that!"

[blazing oar]

@boreal escarp ye can't really do much

my pc isn't that powerful

😦

[regal juniper]

Looks like Discord is rolling out Video Chat in servers now.

[fair island]

@light scaffold called me mum

[vague walrus]

Mums the word

[fair island]

Can a admin pin that pls

We need to publicly shame Alex

[light scaffold]

:(

Can we execute the CEO of screenshots

[fair island]

@boreal escarp sorry for tag can we get that ss pinned for a while

[regal juniper]

Why did you tag if you're sorry?

[fair island]

O

Idk :(

Glare can you pin it?

[vague walrus]

Imagine purposely slapping someone and then saying sorry
Good meme

[fair island]

:(

I feel so bad

[mellow zinc]

😂

and u havent even got the pin message either

feelsBadMan

[fair island]

@mellow zinc ill pay an admin

[muted fern]

👀

[fair island]

o hi cube

[woven prairie]

kappa

[regal juniper]

Not bad

[woven prairie]

😄

[mellow zinc]

@fair island how much

[woven prairie]

https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-for-ssh-rdp-and-minecraft/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

O

[regal juniper]

Yeah I read about that awhile ago

[arctic raptor]

@eternal apex a mod? Or is this galactic raft reformed into a plugin? 👀

[eternal apex]

plugin

[arctic raptor]

Oo

[muted fern]

its hawt

[arctic raptor]

Very

[regal juniper]

Just need some little Einstein's

https://youtu.be/7eL1Bfv8Y9k

Icing on the cake

[eternal apex]

@eternal apex How many entities 😮
@woven prairie 2. 1 big armorstand with a sand block on it's head, and a small armor stand on top of that (only for a height boost so the player head is in the right spot)

[regal juniper]

Bruh.

I guess they really wanted me to get the image.

[velvet crescent]

Oof forgot to close IJ yesterday

Also gonna drop this here

[normal wharf]

If I only have one light is it best to put it on the bluescreen or myself when chroma keying?

[fallow crow]

This is dumb ._.

I can't even see nor press the 3 dots on the top right to close DM

[arctic raptor]

report it

[sturdy bobcat]

time to play gta and procrastinate

[fallow crow]

Anybody here's been using Zoom as educational purposes?

[velvet crescent]

Heck no

[magic summit]

My bot finally surpassed 10k servers O.O

[velvet crescent]

gg

@woven prairie That's weak btw, what server ver?

[woven prairie]

1.15

[velvet crescent]

weak

[woven prairie]

170 on tho

At the time

[boreal escarp]

reason to add @fair island?

[fair island]

?

i wanted to ask you to mute me

[boreal escarp]

my pleasure

=mute @fair island global

[fair island]

need to re run it edits dont work

[boreal escarp]

=mute @fair island global

[velvet crescent]

Gaby just do it

perma tho

[fair island]

oh damn i'm hated here lol

[fallow crow]

I thought Frosty is the most hated? XD

[eternal apex]

yes

ban frosty

[velvet crescent]

Yes ban frosty

[muted fern]

😟

[eternal apex]

o noes

[lofty void]

Even with my support! Oh noes 😦

[fair island]

@muted fern 1 boost needed?

[velvet crescent]

@twin dune Does SGP support papi? (within items ie. bulk sell, etc)

[twin dune]

Not yet, no.

[velvet crescent]

lame

[twin dune]

It's on his to do list though

[velvet crescent]

Was hoping I could use fancy placeholders ;c

Updating a long overdue shop :p

[arctic raptor]

@muted fern tell @pale grotto to pay for my Nitro w/ boost

also how the hell did cole nickname himself

[velvet crescent]

Boosters have access to nicknames

[arctic raptor]

bruh

Racism

[mellow zinc]

i agree

[velvet crescent]

@mellow zinc Have you tested the effects yet?

[woven prairie]

https://github.blog/2020-04-14-github-is-now-free-for-teams/

[regal juniper]

So does this mean that regular organizations can have private repos now?

[velvet crescent]

Best thing I ever added to FJ, the ability to display random messages per format

[magic summit]

@regal juniper It's a bit weird written

We’re happy to announce we’re making private repositories with unlimited collaborators available to all GitHub accounts. All of the core GitHub features are now free for everyone. 🎉

That gives me the impression that everyone (not just orgs) can now have private repos with unlimited members, compared to the previous limit of.... 3?

[mellow zinc]

Have you tested the effects yet?
lol xd lmao

ill do it now

[velvet crescent]

Added a random message feature :p

[mellow zinc]

i saw

looks dope

[velvet crescent]

@boreal escarp Can everyone see bstats or is that account locked?

[boreal escarp]

Hmm?

[velvet crescent]

https://bstats.org/plugin/bukkit/Frozen Join/6743

I assume everyone can see the stats ye?

[boreal escarp]

Ye

[velvet crescent]

k

[vague walrus]

Man I've been seeing a lot of advertisements for this plugin today 👀

[mellow zinc]

is good plugin tho

[velvet crescent]

Feels bad when people say is a good plugin, but don't actually review it ;c

[vague walrus]

Oh what plugin is this?

[mellow zinc]

shut up frost boy

i think i reviewed old FJ

[velvet crescent]

Yea old FJ had 10 reviews

but since spigot is shit I had to delete it

[velvet crescent]

Lmao

[fallow crow]

@velvet crescent What is your plugin call?

For joining message!

[mellow zinc]

FROZEN JOIN

[magic summit]

https://tenor.com/view/perfectly-balanced-infinity-war-thanos-balance-all-things-should-be-balanced-gif-16273067

[velvet crescent]

Damn one plus 8 pro looks so neat, shame it's 900$ tho

[fallow crow]

You create such a useful plugin

But why frozenjoin tho?

It could be like joinMessagecoffin as the name

[velvet crescent]

The fuck

[kindred inlet]

Off-topic, but kinda on topic. Looking for a discord bot, that allows me to send messages with a reaction command attached.
I want to use this to send a warnings to offending users. I already am able to lock and hide each and every channel, but i want to send a message in the only accessible textchannel, to which the user has to react, to regain access.

Its a bit of a longshot, because caveats could be other users trying to react to it aswell, but i hope something out there already has that in mind.
I am asking here, because i have a hard time explaining google exactly what i want, and if nobody here knows of one, i might want to look into having one made, if its even possible..

(edit: Had typed wrong info my bad)

[magic summit]

@kindred inlet #694758128415408208 #694758125835911178 for requesting something.

And what you explain makes no real sense

[kindred inlet]

i will look elsewhere, dont worry about it

sorry to have taken your time

its not because i dont want to follow thru on my request, but because i have a really hard time explaining it, and that was about the best shot i could make 🙂

[fair island]

When your local University has no courses regarding programming or anything. :/

[velvet crescent]

Imagine going to a cs university pfft

[fair island]

Cs University?

[sick anchor]

Anyone know how i can add and drop roles with the same reaction on a message. With Carl Discord bot?

[willow oracle]

I deadass wanna try programming while stoned

Minecraft's fun in general while stoned, never tried programming

[fair island]

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.83f2e6b49b55d7a05ffb07344f2b35a9&pid=Api&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.co%2Fimages%2F83f2e6b49b55d7a05ffb07344f2b35a9%2Fraw&ehk=C6KEOy8cwcpLYij9q5hvk3SLJ2a6JIy19S0fGwLgJU4%3D

Stupid gif keyboard

[vague walrus]

I've done it drunk.
It yields productive results

[willow oracle]

lol

[fair island]

I never drink so wouldn't know what it's like :(

[willow oracle]

I don't drink

Though when I smoke I'm with friends, never near my laptop lol

[vague walrus]

I used to drink a lot.
Now it's just a mixed drink now and again

[willow oracle]

Weed > Alcohol for sure

[fair island]

Please make a new project and share the outcome with us

[willow oracle]

If I wanna drink, the fridge usually has a few beers in it for my dad lmao

@fair island it'd be weird as fuck

[fair island]

Awesome

I really wanna see it

"weird as fuck" Translates to normal in my coding world

[willow oracle]

fair

I normally can't think straight when coding

Being stoned might actually improve that

LOL

Though when I'm stoned with some others we can laugh because someone says the word brick

We just start uncontrollably laughing

lol

[fair island]

But

Why the word brick

[willow oracle]

Any word

Banana

[vague walrus]

Pickle brick

[willow oracle]

I don't need to be stoned to laugh at that @vague walrus

or I'm stoned right now

But I'm 99% sure I'm not stoned

[fair island]

Mom, I'm scared

[willow oracle]

Last time was idk like half a year ago

[vague walrus]

He turned himself into a pickle
Funniest shit I've ever seen!

[willow oracle]

yeah

I know

just to get away from family therapy

[fair island]

Thanks for spoiling it

[willow oracle]

its old anyway

you should've already seen it

[fair island]

I'm still on episode 3

[willow oracle]

@vague walrus "how are we being beaten by a pickle"

@fair island that's ur own stupidiy

[vague walrus]

Smh my head

[willow oracle]

go get stoned and watch pickle rick land

I mean rick and morty

[fair island]

I watch one episode a month

[willow oracle]

So many things I wanna try while stoned

[fair island]

Do it

[willow oracle]

But I don't think about that shit when im stoned LOL

[trim raft]

episode 3 of what

[willow oracle]

rick and morty

[trim raft]

oh no

[fair island]

I've never been stoned so I don't know what it's like

[trim raft]

i watched season 4, its not bad but its over hyped

[willow oracle]

I watched the first 3 seasons in like 2 fucking days

true brett

I watched a few episodes

[trim raft]

iT'S sElF aWaRe AnD wOkE

[fair island]

O

Is that a spoiler

[willow oracle]

@fair island its fun trust me

[fair island]

Have you guys heard of Mr robot?

[willow oracle]

being stoned in general is usually fun

[trim raft]

no its just the publics consensus of the show.

[willow oracle]

lol

[mellow zinc]

i just watched tiger king on netflix
if anyone wants a suggestion there it is

[vague walrus]

I stopped injecting weed a year ago

[willow oracle]

you inject weed?

[trim raft]

what is tiger king @mellow zinc

[willow oracle]

Are you stoned right now?

I've only ever smoked weed lol

[muted fern]

lion king spin off

[vague walrus]

@willow oracle
No I stopped a year ago, read

[fair island]

When i was in class once a class member said to me "have you seen the episode when <character> dies" they ruined the whole fucking series for me.

[willow oracle]

you inject weed? @vague walrus

wtf

[trim raft]

my teacher posted this poll and I don't know which to choose

[vague walrus]

Yes

[fair island]

Must watch

[willow oracle]

I never watched tiger king

I've never heard of it

[trim raft]

LOL

[mellow zinc]

its documentary style. basically a bunch of rednecks in USA owning and breeding tigers in captivity. its really interesting @trim raft

[willow oracle]

lol

[fair island]

Wait tiger King?!

Oh god I miss read

I read Lion King

[trim raft]

fairly sure most people have not seen it that voted

lmaooo

[vague walrus]

Smh my head

[fair island]

The picture was small OK

[trim raft]

hey guys

solar opposites

lmaooo

[fair island]

Zod, don't ask why but I thought you had a green moustache in your pfp.

[trim raft]

i also have a mustache on my shoulder

[mellow zinc]

thats one big moustache then

[vague walrus]

Jfc

[fair island]

It's 1am I can't see small pictures now

[trim raft]

what does jfc mean?

is it a typo of kfc?

[vague walrus]

Jeffery flys cars

[fair island]

E

[vague walrus]

E

[trim raft]

🇪

[vague walrus]

I have a shot glass with E on it

Makes me happy

[trim raft]

for moments like these?

[vague walrus]

How I feel when I take a shot

E

[trim raft]

o

[muted fern]

=members

[honest thistle]

<:discord:699228850537889854> - HelpChat Members

Member counts for the whole guild.

Totals:

5,487
6

Status:

1,581
3,912

[fair island]

O

[trim raft]

@woven prairie can I get an o

[fair island]

Flex

[woven prairie]

o

[trim raft]

o

[fair island]

o

[muted fern]

k

[willow oracle]

lol

[trim raft]

no

[fair island]

ban funny

[trim raft]

kick

[fair island]

Brett

[willow oracle]

yes

ban

funny is one of the bots on that message

[woven prairie]

@muted fern o counter back on website when

[fair island]

Kick Brett

[trim raft]

dare u say my name

nonononononononon

[trim raft]

then i loose og tag

[fair island]

o

[willow oracle]

beep beep its 2am and I need to fucking sleep

I only have 4.5k msgs

[willow oracle]

lol

[fair island]

I've sent 10.5k mats

Mats?!

[trim raft]

tf

[fair island]

ok.... Autocorrect is serif

[woven prairie]

checkmate

[fair island]

Go for 6666

[woven prairie]

I haven't checkmated enough

[trim raft]

@muted fern

[fair island]

@muted fern

[willow oracle]

lmao

[fair island]

Can we ban Alex

[willow oracle]

My most said word on Discord is DEFINITEY "lmao"

definitely

I can't type

its 2am

[fair island]

1am

[mellow zinc]

ban me

[willow oracle]

2am for me bitch

[mellow zinc]

the 2 time champion of bans

[fair island]

1am is the better time bitcoins

Oh ffs this autocorrect

[mellow zinc]

android?

[willow oracle]

I wish it was still 1am

[fair island]

Yes

[willow oracle]

lmao

[mellow zinc]

expected.

[trim raft]

what are you trying to say

[willow oracle]

My new android samsung phone corrected "phone" to "iPhone"

[fair island]

Yes

[willow oracle]

samsung is promoting apple

[mellow zinc]

android auto correct so bad 😭

[willow oracle]

its weird shit

[trim raft]

disney gonna get bought by apple

o

maybe idk

[fair island]

When I put in =iPhone= it comes up iPhone is shit for me

[mellow zinc]

no way

that would be insane

but i doubt it

[fair island]

Please don't let them take disney from me

[trim raft]

heard they're loosing 30million a day

like damn

[willow oracle]

I PUT IN "PHONE" IN MY SAMSUNG PHONE

AND IT AUTOCORRECTED TO IPHONE

that was 5 minutes after walking out of the phone store

Instant disable

LOL

I typed "new phone who dis" to someone

[fair island]

I ain't wanna pay £100 to watch ads before every Disney film

[willow oracle]

and it autocorrected to iphone

[trim raft]

lol

[willow oracle]

why the fuck would apple buy disney

[fair island]

Imagine having to pay to watch ads

[trim raft]

apple tv gonna be the new disney+

[willow oracle]

why the fuck would disney wanna be owned by apple

fuck apple

[trim raft]

Maffie

[fair island]

Disney owns way too much got apple to buy it

[trim raft]

its not in their control, if their stocks drop enough then a buyout can happen.

and its dropping from what i've heard

because they're pulling in no money*

[fair island]

Trust me disney won't be brought out easily

[trim raft]

lets """hope"""

[mellow zinc]

coronavirus

[fair island]

They own a lot of big companies

[mellow zinc]

they even own fox

like holy shit

[trim raft]

yea but most of their money makers are based on in person experiences

[trim raft]

cruise ships, theme parks, movies

sooo

[fair island]

Just saying that's what disney owns

[trim raft]

corona...

[mellow zinc]

disney is much more than just frozen

[fair island]

Gl apple buying that out

[willow oracle]

<3 marvel

fucking

love

marvel

[fair island]

Yes

Marvel is good.

[trim raft]

ngl only marvel movie i'm excited for is dr strange 2

[fair island]

Too early to talk about end game?

[trim raft]

yes

[fair island]

Well I'm gonna spoil it

[trim raft]

dude

luke skywalkers was badass in end game

holy shit

[mellow zinc]

i aint ever seen an avengers movie nor do i care to see it

[fair island]

Wtf

You never watched avengers

[mellow zinc]

nope

[fair island]

Wtf man

[mellow zinc]

literally couldnt care less

[fair island]

I've watched every single one day of release

[trim raft]

i've never seen avengers or age of ultron so i'm almost in the same boat

[mellow zinc]

i just dont understand how it took over avatar in sales

[trim raft]

same kinda sad ngl lol

[fair island]

Avatar was shit

[trim raft]

[/opinion]

[mellow zinc]

I've watched every single one day of release
hmm now i see why.

[fair island]

?

So I don't get it spoilt

I won't use my phone till I've watched the film

[willow oracle]

avengers is good

[trim raft]

thats excessive...

[fair island]

I'm a fan

[trim raft]

uh

sure

imo seems kind of excessive though

[mellow zinc]

high 5 brett

[fair island]

I waited 11 years for the film I didn't want it to be spoilt

[trim raft]

oh i thought you did that before every marvel movie

ok endgame/infinity war i can see

[fair island]

Brett, one of my friends stayed off social media for 3 weeks because they couldn't see it say one

[trim raft]

not gonna comment on that one

[mellow zinc]

thats just kinda sad tho

like seriously...

[vague walrus]

Sounds cool to me

[fair island]

They couldn't afford the ticket so they waited

[trim raft]

thats lowkey early corona virus social isolation lmao

[mellow zinc]

😂

[vague walrus]

Why be attached to social media lmao

[mellow zinc]

i agree zod

who needs friends

or followers

[fair island]

I mean I wish I could quit social media sometimes :(

[trim raft]

who needs clout

pshhh

[fair island]

I honestly wish I never signed up for Facebook or twitter

[trim raft]

ha

facebook

[fair island]

Not even joking tho

[mellow zinc]

facebook

[trim raft]

zucc gonna succ ur data

[fair island]

My father uses neither and he's a happier person

[trim raft]

👀

[mellow zinc]

😂😂

mr. mark zuckerberg

[trim raft]

oshit nvm i cant comment, i got an instagram

lol

[fair island]

I might go somewhere for 3 weeks and not go on any devices at all

[trim raft]

jokes on zucc though, i never post a picture of myself on it

kappa

[fair island]

Same

[trim raft]

i just post memes

[fair island]

Gl finding a pic of me lol

[trim raft]

challenge accepted

[mellow zinc]

he only see the minecraft skin

[fair island]

£50

[trim raft]

@mellow zinc my profile picture on discord is actually just a selfie

plot twist

[mellow zinc]

🤔

[fair island]

I hate putting my face on fb

[mellow zinc]

intriguing.

[trim raft]

you're mike wazowski?!

[mellow zinc]

yes

[fair island]

It took you that long to notice?

[trim raft]

omgholyshithugefanhicanipleasegetyourautograph

[fair island]

He's had it for like 4 months

[mellow zinc]

YEAH SURE DUDE!

4 months abit excessive but ye

[trim raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/507270529452081162.png?v=1

[fair island]

3 months and 29 days

[trim raft]

you counting?

bruh

[fair island]

No comment

[mellow zinc]

stalker

[trim raft]

🤔

[fair island]

I might have a logger of all pfp changes lol I'm bored af

[trim raft]

i thought self bots were against tos?

[fair island]

It just says the name and time xd

[trim raft]

hax

[fair island]

It's not against tos if it's not snitched on

[mellow zinc]

i report u hax hax hax

[trim raft]

spigot down kappa

[mellow zinc]

spigot always down smh my head

[fair island]

error 404

Good site not found

[trim raft]

o

[mellow zinc]

aaaaaaaa

[fair island]

It's bm!

[mellow zinc]

A wild brister mitten has been found!

[muted fern]

[trim raft]

wee woo wee woo

[fair island]

Arrest him funny

[muted fern]

=info

[honest thistle]

<:discord:699228850537889854> - HelpChat Stats

Here are some guild wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

XP Generated:

6,543,105

Level Ups:

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Pastes Created:

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31,769

Words Scrambled:

52,121

Total Messages:

2,196,949+

Guild Members:

5,493

Date Created:

Mar 29 2016

[mellow zinc]

sexy

[trim raft]

wait

holdonasec

[fair island]

Did you guys hear the news about the soldier in tf2

[trim raft]

oh i thought the badge was for joining in march 2016

was gonna be a pogchamp moment

but nvm

[muted fern]

badge is just 2016

smh

[fair island]

Funny wheres my badge

[muted fern]

wheres my badge

[mellow zinc]

and mine

[trim raft]

december 24th lol

[fair island]

I need my helpful badge

[trim raft]

tf was i doing on christmas eve

[fair island]

I'm very helpful yes

[trim raft]

can i get memer badge pls

[mellow zinc]

and me

[woven prairie]

I feel scammed

=profile

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[fair island]

Get a refund

[woven prairie]

I joined 1 day

[trim raft]

ha

[woven prairie]

I blame timezones

[fair island]

Abusing powers

[trim raft]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-fortnite-takethel-dance-gif-12100688

[mellow zinc]

ITS THANOS!

OMG!

[fair island]

Oh no he might click his finger

[mellow zinc]

omgholyshithugefanhicanipleasegetyourautograph

[trim raft]

lol

[willow oracle]

ok

that's racism

its cuz im white

[trim raft]

uw0t

[willow oracle]

that barry rejects me

[fair island]

Where's Gary

[muted fern]

Banned

[mellow zinc]

gary dead

[fair island]

I want him back

[mellow zinc]

Barry secretary killed him/her/it

[trim raft]

did he commit war crimes?

[fair island]

Fire Barry's secretary and get Gary back

[trim raft]

helpchat vs helpIRC

[willow oracle]

lol

[trim raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/507270529452081162.png?v=1

[muted fern]

helpch.at vs amazons help.chat

[trim raft]

they own that domain?

[muted fern]

they do

[trim raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/507270529452081162.png?v=1

[fair island]

Time to buy it

[trim raft]

small loan of a million dollars

[mellow zinc]

im sorry but i gotta go with my boy jeff on this one

help.chat better

[fair island]

No

[mellow zinc]

Yes

[fair island]

Helpch.at

[mellow zinc]

ew

[fair island]

Make funny feel better

[trim raft]

i like how its just a redirect lmao

[mellow zinc]

why should i

[fair island]

O

[muted fern]

helpchat.icu when

helpchat.club

[trim raft]

help.me

[muted fern]

helpchat.ltd ez

[fair island]

Lul

[trim raft]

help.me whentm

[mellow zinc]

never

[fair island]

Help.chat worth 100 bux

[trim raft]

ivefallenandicantget.up

[fair island]

That's being used Brett

Help.me :(

[trim raft]

f

help.us?

[boreal escarp]

plshelp.me

[fair island]

For sale

It's cheap

[mellow zinc]

google.com

[fair island]

$50,000

[muted fern]

cananyonehelp.chat ez

its available

[fair island]

Too short funny

[boreal escarp]

therealhelp.chat

[trim raft]

lmao someone waiting to do a big sell

[mellow zinc]

damn 2002

[muted fern]

plugins.tech ez $8

[trim raft]

@muted fern I got the best domain for you

[mellow zinc]

the domain is older than me

[trim raft]

its cheap too

[fair island]

cansomebodyhelpmeivebrokena.plugin

[trim raft]

just take out a mortgage

[muted fern]

get me this then

[mellow zinc]

wtf

[woven prairie]

I'll pay the renewal 1st year

[fair island]

You don't own it anymore??

[trim raft]

60 month plan my ass

[muted fern]

i own .net

[mellow zinc]

damn why u worth so much funny

[fair island]

O

[fair island]

I can't get a domain :-:

[trim raft]

help.limo only $50/year

pog

[mellow zinc]

lmao i love the way theres a tick next to that domain

almost as if its true

[trim raft]

holy sh!t

[muted fern]

Maybe it is

[fair island]

untouchedodin0.com :(

It looks so bad

[woven prairie]

helpchat.tk

[trim raft]

only $1? tf

[fair island]

Buy it

[trim raft]

cant be added to cart

[mellow zinc]

i actually would buy that lol

[trim raft]

what lol

[fair island]

Sell it to funny for $50

[mellow zinc]

ez profit

and funny scammed

[trim raft]

LMAO this is the same url on Godaddy

[mellow zinc]

so win win

[naive agate]

LOL

[woven prairie]

I lost mc.gg cause of this price thing on different sites, lmao

mc.dev*

[willow oracle]

lol

[fair island]

:(

[trim raft]

guys check out my website

https://brettplaymc.me/

whatever the fuck that is

[willow oracle]

lmao

ur a telecharger

[muted fern]

wow cool site

[mellow zinc]

thats crazy

[naive agate]

help.site
PREMIUM
$3,250.00

[willow oracle]

whatever the fuck that is

[mellow zinc]

congrats on the site

[trim raft]

what am i selling

[mellow zinc]

virus

[trim raft]

"download piano" mk

[mellow zinc]

[fair island]

That my site

[trim raft]

@woven prairie missed opportunity

[woven prairie]

I offered $750 to the guy who owns it lmao

[trim raft]

lol

[muted fern]

get a doot Canada domain

[woven prairie]

nlu.ca pls

[muted fern]

helpch.at is Austria

[woven prairie]

[e-mail] kappa

[muted fern]

smh

[trim raft]

brettplay.mc

👀

[woven prairie]

.mc is super hard to register

[trim raft]

ik

its uh

netherlands or something?

[woven prairie]

morocco isn't it

[trim raft]

idfk

[mellow zinc]

first country that came to my mind was micronesia 🤔

[trim raft]

o

[muted fern]

HelpChat Bingo™️ Coming Soon™️

[mellow zinc]

😱😱

no way !!!

[muted fern]

smh that .api isnt a thing

[mellow zinc]

that would be cool

[willow oracle]

LOL

[woven prairie]

.ai is tho . 😮

[regal juniper]

I'm so mentally braindead from that exam. I studied for over 20 hours. I think I did okay.

I feel like I could sleep for a whole day.

[fallow crow]

Best dialoque ever 😂

[arctic raptor]

[muted fern]

@indigo lichen Use #694758129623367750 when offering a service instead of #showcase

[vague walrus]

"The same amount at the normal spigot version"
Can't quite sell plugins on sponge, so that might pose a bit of an issue lol

[arctic raptor]

lol

[fallow crow]

@muted fern bet you wont give me a custom roll

[muted fern]

You'd be correct

[mellow wedge]

@odd palm reason for add?

[odd palm]

help with ezrankpro xd

[mellow wedge]

...

?spigot

[honest thistle]

FAQ Answer:

Spigot Account Linking
To get support for a premium plugin owned by Clip or Glare you will need to verify your spigot account using =spigot in the #bot-commands channel. After you have successfully linked your spigot account you should ask your question in the coresponding channel for that plugin. If you have already linked your account and want to update your roles, run this command =spigot check.

Requested by: cj89898 • spigot

[odd palm]

yeah

[mellow wedge]

you need to read the rules

and follow the channel guidelines

not add people randomly

[odd palm]

welp sorry, didnt need to call me out and make me look a fool

[mellow wedge]

You made yourself look like a fool 😉

[odd palm]

not really but thanks

i read the rules and no where does it state not to add a person "randomly"

i was trying to get help through a private message

but thank you, i'll try and find someone els.

[regal juniper]

For help with EzRanksPro, you will need to link your SpigotMC account.

[odd palm]

how is that done?

[regal juniper]

#spigot-linking

[odd palm]

i found it thank you.

[regal juniper]

Yup!

[sterile kiln]

hello HelpChatters! how are you going with COVID-19 situation? Hope everyone is safe and well.

[regal juniper]

It's... Interesting.

I've left my house maybe 4 times in the past month.

[sterile kiln]

only 4 times?

i've been abusing supermarket's online delivery.

but I still walk to my local supermarket for getting rare loot.

figured out when they put those loots on shelves. 😉

[regal juniper]

We're on mandatory lockdown unless essential

[sterile kiln]

mandatory? what will happen if you step out?

are you guys policed?

[fallow crow]

What are some small little games I can code into my discord bot? Tryna get more ways for my users to gain more coins

[vague walrus]

slots

[muted fern]

Hangman

ez

[fallow crow]

Lol

o_O

Make a hangcube actually

[regal juniper]

We're shot on site.

[fallow crow]

hangman sounds kinda fun i guess

hangcube pls

Is is probably just best to make like a list of strings that the hangman words could be?

[fallow crow]

wait does hangman exist here ?

[regal juniper]

It did.

[fallow crow]

ah

[regal juniper]

I don't see why we don't add it back perm

It was fun.

[fallow crow]

Add it to Chat Chat lol

[muted fern]

soon™️

[fallow crow]

Hangcube pls

Me want it

[regal juniper]

Just realized I'm not even in Chat Chat

[muted fern]

what kind of admin are you

[regal juniper]

Wonder if I can apply for Helpful there

Link the discord

[muted fern]

https://helpch.at/chat-chat

[regal juniper]

First

[fallow crow]

Shush

[eternal apex]

eighth

[muted fern]

Nice. 🧹

[wary willow]

wt

[fallow crow]

Purged to exactly 11:00am in my time, nice..

[muted fern]

Heard there's a secret command to make u admin

just in case someone takes over

[eternal apex]

what a stupid word: eighth

[fallow crow]

=giveadmin

[muted fern]

It's =[REDACTED]

clearly

[honest thistle]

📋 Your paste, Barry

https://paste.helpch.at/qodiduputu

A member of staff has requested I move your message to a paste,
Most likely beacause it contains a config/error/code snippet.

[eternal apex]

cube

that doesn't work

[fallow crow]

Wait wut

[muted fern]

u can paste an embed

can't*

[eternal apex]

=clip

[velvet crescent]

=clip

[muted fern]

=no

[mellow wedge]

who

[eternal apex]

=funnysphere

[velvet crescent]

Wasn't there a swag clip once

[fallow crow]

=voteban @velvet crescent

[eternal apex]

=profile @pure bane

[fallow crow]

Oh

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[eternal apex]

=lvl @regal juniper

[eternal apex]

glare has the swag clip

[muted fern]

tempted to create a poll thing in barry

that actually renders a graph

[honest thistle]

Banning Frosty...

[eternal apex]

there's a new thing coming out though

btw cube

[muted fern]

but we can have it

[velvet crescent]

feels bad

[eternal apex]

where are plugin stats at

=stas

=stats

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | Invalid Usage

Command Usage: =stats <object> [days]

Currently Tracking Stats for:
messages, commands, images, words, xp, levelups, wins, daily, users

[eternal apex]

i don't see no plugins there

[muted fern]

i dont see it on the trello

[eternal apex]

i don't see server deletion on the trello

but ik it's planned in the very near future

[muted fern]

wot

[regal juniper]

FYI, we can drop spiget soon for the plugin stuff

Well maybe

Nvm

[eternal apex]

delete the server cube

[muted fern]

does it even work still

spiget didnt get banned by md_47?

[regal juniper]

Well soon you'll be able to use the spigot API but searchjng won't won't

[fallow crow]

When it comes to searching resources with spiget, it still works

[eternal apex]

won't won't

[regal juniper]

You can search and then take the ID and get the live stats from spigot

[fallow crow]

https://prnt.sc/rzp1wk

🤷

Oh wait there's a glitch there in each Spigot link lel

[muted fern]

yeah smh

also just name the links

Plugin Name

[boreal escarp]

Markdown

[muted fern]

I'll mark you down

[fallow crow]

Yeah good idea

[muted fern]

To a B-

[boreal escarp]

Huh

[muted fern]

no A+ for you

[boreal escarp]

This discord update is so ugly

[muted fern]

which

[boreal escarp]

Mobile

[muted fern]

i like it

so

[fallow crow]

If it's about the presence, then I think it's just like iOS apparently

[muted fern]

Makes it useable on android 10 now atleast

[boreal escarp]

When you swipe from left to right / right to left it's horrible

[muted fern]

You could always swipe

It just a larger area now

[boreal escarp]

And weird animation

[fallow crow]

I'd actually appreciate it more if..

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/164523548390457355/699556698247135302/Screenshot_20200412-175735_Discord.jpg?width=277&height=492

..there's a 3 dot visible there for me to close that freaking DM

[muted fern]

u can still leave via the other menu?

[regal juniper]

=stats users

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | User Changes

Joins and leaves from the HelpChat Discord in the past 7 days.

[regal juniper]

Ooo

[fallow crow]

@muted fern not anymore

[muted fern]

lies

[fallow crow]

That's group, u dummy

[boreal escarp]

Agree

[muted fern]

then what u trying to do

Leave a dm?

[boreal escarp]

Close it ig

[muted fern]

How does one even leave a DM?

lol

[boreal escarp]

You just remove it from the list

[fallow crow]

Close, not leave smh

[boreal escarp]

Aka close it

[regal juniper]

Waffles

[muted fern]

idk what ur on about thien

[fallow crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pooh-hungry-lunch-time-lets-eat-winnie-gif-10922885

Yeah, I need to close a DM of a user

[regal juniper]

There's a DM

[fallow crow]

But if there are at least 2 lines of name fit in the phone, the 3 dots disappeared

[muted fern]

what three dots?

the hamburger menu?

[fallow crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/351880042281828352/698850312852865074/Screenshot_20200412-180125_Discord.jpg?width=277&height=492

The one on the top right

[regal juniper]

Probably should just remove that jar, I can't remember if that's the troll one or not.

[muted fern]

Yeah no idea

ur on your own

[fallow crow]

;v

[velvet crescent]

Why is it whenever I try to translate english messages into my own language they're cringe af

[regal juniper]

Because you don't speak freedom?

[velvet crescent]

"freedom" ?

[muted fern]

Freedom as in freedom

[meager harness]

Placeholderapi in the future will support sponge?

[eternal apex]

yes

[meager harness]

And for dev extension they need to change the code or will it work as it currently does?

[eternal apex]

the current api will be marked as deprecated, and locked (meaning no expansions using this api can be uploaded to the ecloud), but still functional

[velvet crescent]

Have you played around with designing the new one Piggy? :p

[eternal apex]

we've got broad concepts so far

nothing in code

most of my effort is going towards the mc api (rpf)

[velvet crescent]

real pretty framework?

[fallow crow]

Frosty can you add client detection in your frozenjoin?

[velvet crescent]

client detection?

[fallow crow]

Ya

[velvet crescent]

Elaborate please

[fallow crow]

When people use 1.13 client it would say you are on the right client

And they can't see that message if they are on 1.8 to 1.12

I would think that is a great idea

[velvet crescent]

I'll see if I can add a function for that

Currently adding priorities to the formats

[fallow crow]

I have this - '[MESSAGE] The suggested client is 1.13 or higher'

So people on 1.8 to 1.12 client, they can see that

But if it is 1.13 to 1.15.2, they can't see

[velvet crescent]

yeye I'll figure something out

[muted fern]

rip we loose it any min now

[fallow crow]

Why can't you boost it

[muted fern]

Already am 😉

[mellow zinc]

😔

from level 3 to level 1 in 2 months

[velvet crescent]

We've got 16 boosts

[wary willow]

how many are needed for lvl 2?

[velvet crescent]

idk :p

[wary willow]

oh 15

[boreal escarp]

2 - 15 - 30

[wary willow]

yeah

[fallow crow]

yeah

[mellow zinc]

yeah

[willow oracle]

Lmaooo

I left my personal test server on overnight

It had my prison plugin on it

Which runs autosell every 30 seconds

[fair island]

uh oh

[willow oracle]

It sends a message in console

https://i.imgur.com/MIdDCBJ.png

[fair island]

F

[willow oracle]

it was that for ~13 hours

LOL

I gotta remove the message

[fair island]

no

keep it

[willow oracle]

My closed beta server has a lot of messages in console

[fair island]

make it run every second

[willow oracle]

"Ran autosell" "Resetting mine <minename>"

[fallow crow]

Lel

[willow oracle]

and some more

[fair island]

monkaS

[boreal escarp]

[willow oracle]

LOL

Honestly I might just make a log file

And log things like that

[fallow crow]

Btw reason why it said we will lose a lvl perk, despite the boosts are 16, is because my 2 boosts will officially ends today so..

🤷

[willow oracle]

then re boost

[fallow crow]

I don't have a reason to buy nitro now, actually

[willow oracle]

lol

[fallow crow]

If I boost now, will I get the money back 🤷

4$...

[boreal escarp]

no

[willow oracle]

lol

[fallow crow]

F then

[fair island]

how'd you get your money back

[muted fern]

welp, it was fun whilst it lasted. Rip Banner.

[boreal escarp]

For real 😭

[fallow crow]

F for our loss

[willow oracle]

Holy shit

I just realized just how many plugins my plugin depends on lol

[mellow zinc]

:o

[wary willow]

it took me 1h to decide

:))

[muted fern]

What a madlad @wary willow, saving the day ❤️

[wary willow]

a bit late but sure

[muted fern]

Have some xp

=spin @wary willow

[honest thistle]

XP Wheel Result...

[wary willow]

thanks 🙂

[mellow zinc]

and me pls

i boosted

[muted fern]

[velvet crescent]

@eternal apex I kinda gave up on the contest

[fringe sigil]

Anyone fancy converting some C into java for me?

[velvet crescent]

y tho

[fair island]

happy birthday @fallow crow

[muted fern]

🎉 🎉.

[velvet crescent]

Happy bd @fallow crow

[fallow crow]

Thanks guys <3

[willow oracle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/g1pd5s/me_irl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

me irl