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make that 2
omfg
stop making my stomach growl
Old town road tho
nice.

I'm dealing with $15 randomly disappearing from my PP with 0 trace.
No update to my activity or nothin.
scream at them
More giveaways added to the sheet of giveaways!
gg
New Giveaway: The $15 I stole from some guy's PayPal
||That's a joke. Don't arrest me.||
lol
120+ Giveaways/Rewards totaling a market value of over $100+ usd
tuf
I think that math wrong cube
a lot more, not sure why cube be hiding the numbers
love ads on PayPal toll-free lol
I think he meant 1000+ maybeo
120+ Giveaways/Rewards totaling a market value of over $500+ usd
there we go
o
Next year I'm voting to do a December long giveaways
like a giant prize?
is it only till Christmas?
It's 24 days this time
Typo my ass
he just wont admit his failure with calculating #'s
like
1 and 5 arent even next to each other bb
the spreadsheet is doing all the hard maths
$100+ usd
shush
lol
I think I added a bunch to that value
i'll ban u from giveaways <o/
They start to get spicy towards the end
oh yeah?
some days with 5+ giveaways
jeez
inb4 $3000 gaming PC
i mean what
expose
😉
inb4 giving away the SkyRuins files
I don't own the domain anymore <o/
shet
F
yet only random ppl win
wow the blur really adds to the gloriousness
Damn I should check if I have any steam keys that I could contribute
No Giveaway - Christmas Day
I like that plan
I would not have liked that plan a week ago
but I now like that plan
I agree with drew xd
might make a yt video on how I made a lot of money within 7 days.
even though dec 24 giveaways are on Australian christmas :/
GIVEAWAY 
Merry Christmas Wish [Provided by: funnycube]
12/25/2019
so we're not super sure how thats gonna work
Oh shit Funny hit me with that Kiwi Christmas
just give me the prize
half for australia
@muted fern
half for US
This $15 impacted my total sales I made this week.
no i mean whos gonna create them
me
I went from 201 transactions to 202 transactions.
cube
cause i'll be out with friends and fam
barry don't got the brain power for dat.
yeah its either gonna be super early or super late
you just have to run a command lol
can you get barry to run the command
exactly
I can help - for real.
Bots cant run commands
Might create them early and just lock the channel
cause i can do that easy enough remotely
if a bot typed g!create inset stuffs here it would send as text
wouldnt register as a command
🙂
lets test this
drew is smart
!gstart
💥 Please include a length of time, and optionally a number of winners and a prize!
Example usage: !gstart 30m 5w Awesome T-Shirt
so smart
Bot users are not seen as actual users by the api
=eval message.channel.send("!gstart");
=eval msg.channel.send("g!start")
and the commands im pretty sure only scan the messages from actual users
g!start
💥 You must have the Manage Server permission, or a role called "Giveaways", to use this command!
rippppp
lucky the giveaway role didnt have an s
g!start
💥 You must have the Manage Server permission, or a role called "Giveaways", to use this command!
god
grr.
lmao
How close were you to adding an 's' when you first made the role, Funny
did you know giveaway bot can't handle 5k+ votes?
no idea why I didnt
Oh yeah
good eglish
lol
lol
@timid rose how do I pet the cat and keep the skin on my hand? 😹
@boreal escarp wear gloves
smart
or just avoid the claws
only if she didnt had like 20 of those
and they are sharpened like a ninja sword lmao
you cant understand
ok
Any ideas for a server name?
lmao
@pure bane
Not animated, instant banned
if you animate the stripes of the candy cane you actually win
well i can tell you thats not happening
ok boomer
tinsel
Do it all
give him a santa hat
Thats HOT
Send it
is there a cyan steve shirt under his singlet
no its the glow from the orginal
rekt
I can't believe you would lie to me like that
expect me to believe that Funnycube would make a mistake
impossible
I call it "Merry Christmas mother fucker."
Hell yeah
K
bruv I can't see the full candy cane.
alright much better
some thicc flakes
his is already christmas
red and green
changed his colours to red/green
Ah.
Fix my shirt
that blue line is triggering me lol
it is pig
rood
prob that original glow.
That's all I see now
^
smh... fixing it..
Fix my belt
issue?
Haha just messing with you
candy cane don't fit fully in bruh
good, cause u'd be getting this
I’m not that large
i mean if u want to be triggered
pigs hat makes no sense
its covers his whole head and body
to me it just looks poorly photo shop'd but I don't do dat so.
Make one where I’m holding an assault rifle
that's not child friendly, clip
just google "guns for children"
The aqua is still there tho
ye
clip lookin cute as hell
final ver v2
u bet
lmao
bro that actually confused me for a second haha
Didn't register that it was a gif at first
@pure bane final ver v2
👌
#general-plugins Maybe ❤️
damn tier 1s winning all the giveaways
Not all of them lol
Rigged
shame
Surely we apply by monopoly rules, if you win three giveaways you go to jail?
hell yeah
of course
k, just checking
insta softban
Jarvis' giveaway is coming up shortly <o/
:3
nah, fully blacked out role
plus 2 others
Can we re-roll if a previous winner wins?
^^
I fully expect whoever wins the nitro to double boost this server
pff
@muted fern Make a rule, you're only allowed to win 2 giveaways. To let other people participate as well ;)
mm yeah
Agree frosty
https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/mcneokit-api-a-new-experience-of-bukkit-plugin-development.406903/ F
For a long time I tried to allocate free time for developing tools for convenient creation of plugins, trying to reduce the amount of...
lol
Lmao
hahaha
chazza
you on songoda right
yeee
:yuck:
how i can upload a resource there?
:\
which are
I know Brianna has had a bad past Frosty but shes apologised
and even shes done plenty of bad to me, but u move on from it
Her marketplace is good for sales, and design is nice
the marketplace is built in laravel lol
rarely come across websites where I notice that pretty neat
💦
took a million years but my airpods pro arrivee
can finally ditch the old airpods
I'm gonna cop those next week 😮
don’t forget to do the fit ear test
Imagine spending 250 on airpods kek
fr
U know how much
that is?
I personally don't see the point of buying airpods
Just for flex ig
You can probably get better wireless headphones for 250$
I'm gonna be buying earbuds soon, my max is 100. Which is high for headphones
fat headest > air pods
FOR REAL
I've had JBL T450BT for over a year now and they're amazing
I dislike headphone
sennheiser cx300II are good. only £25
I prefer jbl over sennheiser for earphones
@boreal escarp before I bought them I thought they were overpriced crap, when you buy a pair you realise how good they are
Plus being so compact, battery life is bomb
Sure ..
The pros personally aren’t a huge upgrade
Buy me a pair and I'll reconsider
Exactly
I need a new pc tho xd
Same
It’s not meant for Android kiddos for most part
But I guess if you have an iPhone, you can get AirPods
Which is why Apple charge a lot
They know if you got the iPhone you can get the other stuff
you can get airpods too if you have android lol
they work with any phone just not some of the extras
and they don’t charge a lot because they think you have an iphone so you can afford it. It has some pretty good specs inside. It is very compact has noise cancellation and a lot more. Sure you also pay for brand but that is with everything.
I lost my airpods in the trash, where they belong. ❤️
Saying that they charge that much just because you can afford an iPhone doesn't makes any sense, imagine there's people that loan money to buy it, or even starve just so they can afford it
aka iphone normies
Lmao
I mean it is common sense to only buy stuff you can afford
if you starve yourself to death which is very unlikely you are just incredibly incredibly dumb
and most banks won’t give you a loan for airpods
Yeah lmao
literally you can’t even afford a basic health insurance
lemmo, if everything would work as it should ..
you live in the EU there are literal laws that will give you money so you won’t starve
in the netherlands it’s even better
Now tell me how to get the last key from here (3)
prices:
1: 100
2: 200
3: 300```
you get a free house, free food etc
dont think we have that here xd
get section prices
get keys of section
get prices . keys.last()

if there is no last method then just do keys.size()
get keys true?
get keys false but sure
I need it xd will probably just add an option
Atleast a wee woo wagon ride in EU don't cost 5k 
Wot
^
Don't have a screenshot saved 
does that mean I have to record another vid?
yes
Maybe 👀
I have found a cool mod btw xd It add a blur around the GUI so the viewer is focusing more on the GUI
For what
well, to move around with my inventory open
so I can sort shit while i'm running around in a survival world
I think it is
imagine ur in pvp, and u can refill ur pots/soups onto ur hotbar while running
PiggyFine
yea, lot's of hacked clients have it for that sort of stuff kaliber
Will probably be detected by the server idk
that aint what I want it for tho
You also said you arent making servers, and guess what 
i'm already banned on hypickle
F
wtf
yikes
So if you accidently forget to close you get banned
yep
Bs lol
that's shit
Esp that it is permanent
i'm serious
i think its only if u log in with someone elses IP thats already banned
VPNs are allowed tho
evidently not
I always go on with VPN.. odd
then they think its ban evading
i appealed, got changed to a 30 day ban
cos ur VPN put u on someones banned IP
only one more chance tho
that's rubbish they do that :/
if it happens again perm, probs no chance of appeal
Yeah but IPs change
Rip you pig
it's dumb that if you do a small mistake like that you get punished
Yeah
Sorry, we are humans who do small mistakes 😐
They first punish you and then message you about that
Talking ab mcm, piggy
o
First Mistake should be a verbal warning, second 30d third perma or something
Still waiting for them to accept my new TEU version smh
TEU?
TokenEnchant upgrades
afaik a majority of spigot users feel the same way
It's ran by kids to be fair.
Not happy with md5 either
Md is an idiot
We need a new site to go against them 👀
yeah Md5 is a knob too
md probs better than whoever runs mcm tho
smh always complaining about mcm and spigot, go make ur own website - that fixes ur problems 
Wasn't mcm sold for a stupid amount of money?
Probs got scammed during the deal 🙄
It was $$$$ from what I remember, I used to speak to the original owner
Or should I say, founder
🇫
imagine buying a 100k+ member community for less, or near the same as a one month slot on .org
Kek
i feel sorry for mcplugins. the new person who runs it has done nothing for it.
But that’s business for you those with money typically don’t know what’s best
@eternal apex nah I got my full time job next month
I'm failing to see the relevance
don't be a middle man then
Or don’t run it alone
referral cuts are stupid
at least on a small, individual basis
chaz
i got around to adding a better auth system to my http addon
so it can support multiple tokens, with different permissions
also got ssl to use pkcs12 instead of jks
also added mutability (setting & saving) to file configurations, and proper type adapters for the "sections" each api seems to use, so the config system can actually be used reliably now
default impl for tokens, overridable as in you can supply your own "PermissionStore", which is just a Manager<Permission>. You could for example, hook your manager up to mysql, and store tokens in mysql
then you've got a full on login system
O
gonna be using it in the metrics thing
i guess I should encrypt the tokens though
i wonder how i'm gonna do that
god I hope java has some sort of api for this, I really don't want to have to use bouncycastle
Was a pretty dumb decision to sell mpc to that idiot, you'd be better of selling it to songoda from the start
@velvet crescent I was made to believe he was really going to take it far, I had a long convo with him
I guess people talk the talk, but don’t walk the walk
As they say
The guy is an idiot, what'd you expect 
Also I'm sus about his advertising methods
From what I can see on their discord they have over 1k users
Yet only 183 members on the site itself
Exactly
Yeah idk maybe they added fake ones
And I never knew, until after it was sold and various members told me about his history
New server thing wow
Imagine not giving me an invite link to it yikes
Smh I swear you’ve been in it before
Append discord to end of the url and you’ll guess it
Even help chat looks fancy as fuck
Oke
Why is it so hard to find a good mobile game p.p
Why is life hard in general?
Clash of clans
Boom
Right now there’s 50% off discount too
Perfect time to raid lots and upgrade stuff
except if you already have all of your 5 builders working xd
on the 5 most expensive things you own
Dont feel like playing coc, idk
yes bad game
What sorta game you like playing @boreal escarp
minecraft story mode
Ew
Minecraft earth exists
Not released yet :(
Whoops forgot I had beta
@frank pasture What is so special about that image (Didn't read chat and idc to read it)
wow big flex
Accidental flex
@magic summit they changed the layout of discord server settings for mobile i guess
anybody playing warframe?
@paper grotto I have 4 builders free, my last upgrade is going up rn
The only upgrade I have left are my walls, everything else is done
Currently saving all my loot for town hall 13 which drops soon
Ahh deamn that's nice man. I recently upgraded my thownhall to level 12. 🙂
Omg congrats, I’d upgrade your Giga Tesla first @paper grotto
Get that to level 5 before you work on other stuff
Ah, well that's too bad. All my builders are currently working on the other ( most expensive ) things. Why you recommend first upgrading my Giga Tesla ?
i disagree with that, unless u dont war
upgrading that giga tesla gonna put hell war weight on id imagine
Nah it’s what’s best to upgrade first
It will help you most with defending
And minimising 2 stars+
Aha, yeah that probably be a good idea yeah
Like when I go th13 I’ll be upgrading my Giga Inferno first
To its maximum
Because that’ll help you defend best
And try to prevent 2 stars
Aha yeah get that. I'll prob upgrade my Giga Tesla then too when a builder becomes free
Damn.. a full 35 boosts on this discord :o
we have more boosts than hypickle
rly
pretty sure
don't sound negative that it will drop 😦
@eternal apex sadly hypixel is verified and we aren't 
yet
Do I get Halo; MCU?
ikrrrrr
the eagle is so sexy
the upgrades are like 16-18mil gold now lol
gonna have fun grinding
@elfin minnow Do you still use that plugin you brought of me ages ago?
bombs?
Yeah
nah
2 cool for Tig
7$ for a fill out plugin 🙄
I’d charge £40 for that now
ooF
JUST DO IT
I’m one of these people who’s quite skinny and have to eat a lot
But surely I’d have to eat healthy stuff

what about you @elfin minnow
you are 6 what and 140 what
Like everyone else, yes
thank you
my pc just did a blue screen of death loosing my rdr2 progress 😦
F
I just had someone knock at the door multiple times constantly
Scared the shit out of me
I ain’t answering that
@naive agate well bare in mind 2 weeks ago I had tons of people come to my door including the police
I don’t think I’ll be chancing opening it up lol
what happened?
My girlfriends family are overprotective and treating her like a little girl even tho she’s of a legal age
She wanted to stay round mine and because her family said no and she did it anyway, they came to our house
Her nan, grandad, mum and her friends came to the door all parked outside banging on the door
Then they got the police involved lol, and even the police said there’s nothing wrong wirh her, and she’s at the legal age to make her own decisions
Yeah lol
It’s scared the shit out of me
Like whenever someone goes knocking it worries me
Because her family are fucking crazy
But at the end of the day she’s happy with me and she knows I treat her well, but I guess can’t get on with everyone 🤷♂️
😮
Her parents seemed to think I was forcing her to stay with me and hold her captive which isn’t true
parents will be parents, no matter what
She’s the one making that decision
What you need is like a number plate detected a couple miles away lol
I’ve always said to her if I ever do anything you don’t like then tell me or grab my hands and HAHA
lol niall xd
ANPR I think it’s called
or some missiles in the backyard
Yeah I think the software exists for that
Yeah cuz “gas” stations use it
Don't u got a big ass house, I'd expect you to have a big ass fence as well
I was at my Nans at the time, but we do yes lol
trash
Yea you mentioned several times already
If they were at my dads I could just ignore for most part
But as they are at my Nans kinda hard
Time to get niall to make a face recognition and then hook it up to that gatling gun you're gonna buy in 5min
Yeah I’ll just ask my dad for a small loan

It’ll be Gucci
Ah yes
Dad can we buy a Gatling gun please
small loan
Haha
.
Discord Messages not sending: https://tenor.com/view/dead-suicide-death-shoot-myself-kill-myself-gif-4986907
Gr8
@primal pecan
Discord is having a major outage.
https://status.discordapp.com/
Welcome to Discord's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
Discord is back woo
you can say that again @frank pasture
lol
love these issues, where I can't tell that a image was uploaded or anything like that
rofl
here at helpchat, we have 1 admin and 1 trusted in the team https://i.imgur.com/ohzLUmn.png
anddd we back
WE BAck
oooooof
:L
Discord FIX URSELf
@naive agate It's not Discord this time. It was Google and their cloud service
But the least Discord could do is to not relying on just one host and maybe use another as a sort of emergency-backup
And apparently do they only use one major place to store everything which was affected by that outage
There needs to be two instances on two different providers.. you think they would know that by now
I mean Discord is known to always setup and implement useful stuff, right?...... Right?!
ah
You'd think
discord goes down more than the towers in the USA at this rate
Yuumi, the monkey cat 😂
Nice Panda.
Low budget panda xd
Lmao
Doing up my new site rn for my 'business', ofc had to drop funnys site https://i.imgur.com/LGqEjba.png
<o/
xD
help.chat
I've got a lot of sites to add to my site now, will look nice for portfolio 😄
bans.io (did it cuz others saying nice domains)
funnycube.is-not-a.dev
Looks kinda weird but I do get the design sorta
its a scroll across thing
yeah but maybe do featured work
with a image of the site
like that one site I linked you to.
wdym
Freelance web design/development. Creating beautiful user experiences for the Web.
nah doing it all locally till its complete
dont see point in beta links unless its a proper panel or w/e
@frank pasture send me sneak peeks 🙂
@naive agate https://i.imgur.com/rIzqFfv.png
adding all my previous client quotes rn
mk
xd
"Good shit." - funnycube
steal it from spigot
o
https://i.imgur.com/7qHTvg0.png @muted fern
you're added
Now to wait for gians review, as we've done a lot together before 👀
wht about MINE
sure, write me a nice one up
@viscid kraken I c u
"What's our clients say"
oops
LMAO
changed rofl
Defiantly recommend working with very fact, easy and professional to work with.
Enjoy
"Defiantly recommend working with very fact" ?
YIkes
i already changed it
fast*
🙂
we've worked together b4 on my old discord so 
and you sold me a domain
yeee
Anyone here whos worked with me before and wants to write me up a review, hmu ❤️
Shouldn't it be "Definitely recommend working with. Very fast, easy and professional to work with."
🙂
ty tho
What is this for anyways
wdym
domain
I buy all my domains myself
ah
:p
Passy.Reviews
so not pus..
It is pussy
it not meowing
Placeholder description.
I don't wanna know
wait is the insta u
o it is
No
You are the above average test taker
;o
who tf studies 
me
andddddddddddddddddddd a nobody won me nitro 
a nitro won ur nitro
just readd the account
How
So re-roll because you can't claim nitro when you have nirto?
to discord
or can you claim?
depends on what nitro they have jarvis
You can claim gifts to be used the next month
Ah, ok
they stack up
Might be worth asking him when he contacts u
next lot of giveaways has one with 6 winners
Holy poop and in your nitro tab in settings?
nvm
*subscriptions
Literally Discord doesnt even need automatic payments for a fucking gift
but nah
it refuses to wrok
work
🤞 for SkyLevels
Anyone else have issues with discord all day today
payment issues?
The entire day all I could get was the yellow connecting bar
imagine
...
...
yes.
wheres yer animated bg eh?
his phone broke it
aaa
wat
cube put a lot of effort on his one
I’ll fix soon
Clip google servers were down if you are in US east for what I saw
from earlier* idk for other places tho
was down for me too
I call bs for these giveaways..
honestly
Myyyy phone arrived
aye what phone
I got an essential phone ph1 if you like iPhone go away don't trash talk me
no iphone ew
I dislike iPhone
same same
inb4 Charlie comes and disses on you
Only reason I like iPhone is because IOS Android sucks
stock android might
It is messy it is ugly
That's up to the oem
It is not applying and I had android for 6-7 years
What phone do you guys got
iPhone 8+
Currently a one plus 3t
iphone se
Hm mk
But I agree iPhone is a bit over priced
And overrated
No.. I can see why people like it and rate it high
@eternal apex when is the HelpChat phone coming?
I go a Xiaomi Note 8T
Mainly because of the OS
I do like things about apple, just prefer android
it'll come when i figure out how to do security
ty
My friend bought in China shingsun ting zmi 6 it is got 16 ram and best cpu on the market also 8 days battery life but then you open the camera and realize that the 80’s camera
wHaT yOu Do On yOuR hElPcHaT pHoNe sTaYs On YoUr pHoNe
and is also logged permanently by gary
unless you're using the personal assistant, we'll just ship that voice clip off so our staff can review it for QA
Gimme
@golden echo colorOS is decent
Cole busy -1ing the build @muted fern 😦
@muted fern what API/whatever does @honest thistle use for =yaml?
@timid rose sort of
better than basic Android
Cheers

Red Dead Redemption 2 = big F
Ffs I think my harddrive died..
Was there much on there?
Yuh
Did you not partition it?
+1 or ban
chaz
my metric system uses ecdsa key pairs for auth
i don't know anything about security, hopefully this is ok
it's the exact same as bitcoin's system afaik, although that wasn't intentional, just a coincidence
Meanwhile, piggy is creatig Pigcoin
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