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@frank pasture LMAOOO https://twitter.com/FNBRHQ/status/1183758958244356098
CBS News covered the #FortniteBlackout
Iām dying š¤£š¤£š https://t.co/X51KIshUVS
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CBS covered it
ye i think, it was leaked from fortnite china
but the battle pass video has been leaked
and its real
(showing the new shit)
yea but
When someone finds a bit of info and shares it, people go crazy for it
i think its good imo, as it makes people even more excited to play
like people will think i rly wanna try these new battle pass stuff
1.5k free vbucks!!
ye, I should play more
fuck it ima install fortnite on laptop
I deleted it before cuz never played
but fuck it
mnecraft giggle
ikr
new map lmaoo
whats ur name?
ay
yea same
Fortnite can't even keep up https://i.imgur.com/xbUUOEE.png
every name is like blank lmao
I dont understand this fortnite void thing
The update should be out tomorrow @ 4am EST, but nothing is confirmed, just stuff pointing at it
A new Linux bug has been found š
impossible
Users with restricted sudo can bypass and gain full access
o wowie
yikes
First off
letās see if itās linuxās fault, or just pebcak
How can I update to fix
who spends their time in front of a computer screen trying to find shit like that
especially when it's not common to find linux bugs lol
hacks
No, people end up earning
Or getting put on bug bounty programs
If people see youāre good at finding exploits and shit, a company will hire you to try with them
oh yes
hat
Easy way to get a job a microsoft or one of those big companies is to fuck with their shit in front of them and show them you know your shit and how they can fix it or that they need to fix it
I wish I knew how to do it
Cuz itās big money
Naturally youād prefer to hire a good dude to get into your shit and report it after
Than some malicious guy
Thats what I just said
if someone was being malicious they'd probably just get in trouble with the law
although there have been times where govts hired them lmfao
Yeah people go to prison then get bailed out by government if they do work for them
And they end up getting paid anyway
So win win tbh š
Hahahaha
@sour gull thats actually dope af
@frank pasture
@trim raft yeah?
I did a meme lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgb4ALgXeps
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Hahaha
Xd
@naive agate Thanks! If you wanna play around with it, here's the resource: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/bouncyenderpearls.72055/
Anyone else just randomly watch those movies that have romance in them and it makes you depressed cause ur lonely
...
lol
Not rly
I got over that stuff, I used to feel down
But like, more to life than just that - plus being single does have perks - talk to whoever the fuck you want etc
idk if that's a healthy relationship if you don't feel like you can talk to whoever you want tbh
What?
I meant like you can do shit with whoever being single
And itās not like you have to ābe carefulā or anything
Iāve had some too in past, and being single has its up and down but rn Iām loving it
Im in one of those lows rn
I get lows where Iām like āIām aloneā but then I have ups where I feel fuck it
When youāre with someone youāre tied down
When youāre single you can get pics and whatever else off who you want, and you can do whatever you fancy
...
lmao
Iām not scared to be open on it honestly
damn where did you fall?
The fact neither of us could drive
./s
just made it rough, so it ended
⢠Removed 100 messages.
NO
LOL
We will never know
š¤ hmmm
Thatās part of help chat rules!! āYouāre either male or female, you canāt be non binaryā
idk what urtalking bout
eh I still have my personal screenshot stash
Like any person would randomly scroll and see a F word
okay that sounds a lot worse than I meant
Ok, keep your secrets drew
Drew keep those naughty secrets of yours where you wanted to propose to cube
Just dont summon š
Imagine fc calling glare to come help him :))
His goons
Why dont you sleep like a normal aussie @muted fern smh
like pig, ye
Cause it's mid day
oh I forgot about 
just sleep ffs
he's a bot
So it can ban you aswell?
No u
lmaooo
ban yourself Charlie
Let trusted discordās have perms to global ban
stop calling the admins smh fc
Imagine
They're all sleeping
He on holiday with the plugin money
holiday to what? Wallmart?
pig picked up him phone in his sleep and got on discord?
smh drew
you could have gone on longer Drew
I'm hungry af but it's 4AM š¦
oh I know
( ͔° ĶŹ ͔°)
one day barry will delete all our messages
@muted fern ranked up to Admin Boss LvL 100!! Congratzulatyon @muted fern
Where is the :snag: emoji when you need it
HAHA
=multiplier spin
OH BOY
smh cube
8 I bet
SMH
Oh
wait
it's 4 am smh
spam chat
tf does this meaN
nothing
Now we get more xp
it means nothing
Per char
to
=multiplier
bruh
We need more do
Reeee
what it means brett
XP
ok REEE
woosh
reeeeeeeeeeeee
Keep chatting boys
i'ma get banned rq
Letās grind
Anyone hear of that new Spoof v2???
Fortnite
let's gooooooo
avoid
Fortnite barre Royale
lol
And that's true
hehehehe
Very
Imagine fortnite had 1,5m views on twitch today
MiXER
you got really triggered
Lmfmaoaoao
mr fortnite player
did I hear DLIVE?!
yes you
Ninja got signed to Mixer
TrigGeRrEd
Never knew that /s
bruh
cant wait to get this baby I'm working on done
woat
$8M??
f
thought it was at least a few mil
Thereās plenty more out there
yeah well her and I still talk
just not like we used to if that makes sense
we ended things cause of the fact we couldnt see each other much
didnt you said she's 1 hour away?
I got asked in the car the other day on the way home from the airport
if I still keep in touch with her
by my grandma who when found out about her was making dirty jokes about her to the entire family IN A PUBLIC RESTURAUNT at dinner
If it makes you happier find someone online and if it turns out go from friends to further
Yeah, shes an hour away
Nobody else has a say on your life
:)))))
If it makes you happy, fuck others lol
Online relationships are over for me
I couldnāt give a flying fuck on others opinions
ig but still
And if so called friends judge, you just know they donāt want you happy
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
I don't want experience talking to girls over text or a voice call
Iāve had some irl some online, but eh
I want to physically be able to love someone
Life is just about being happy
And through my depressed and low moments I kinda felt yano what
Just do whatever makes you happy
We all live once, so fuck what others think
Gn guys
Iāve learnt to not suddenly feel the need to take other peopleās opinions on board, e.g. if I made something and someone gave an opinion I used to adapt it always regardless
Now Iāll listen and use my own decision
is that on foot or with a car?
cool
and tbh things were just getting started with her
and being on that cruise really reminded me and my heart of that
thats where everything started and kicked off
tbh I'm really bad at this "relationships" chapter
?
done
Eh gaby if youāre happy with how everything is
Then relationships arenāt always a big matter
I am but could be better
Iāve been fucked over in my past and tbh itās made me have trust issues
Like crazy
@pale grotto has made fun of her from the start
Wot
even though hes the one who told me to get up and talk to her in the first place
He speaks french, we gotta understand him.
DONT
lol
This chat is ENGLISH only.
el baguette
yeah you'd think I know that from last time 
last time wot
Lemmo got triggered and muted me
cuz he's smart
I was replying through the notification on my phone
Stop stalking us fc smh
so I couldnt see much context other than the 3 messages it actually shows
anyways
as you can tell from the picture
Jadyn is short
I'm 5'11 shes like 5'4
I agree
but when we are laying down together you don't notice height difference lmfao so its fine
I'm 6'0 wot
I've considered asking her to start hanging out again once I get a means of my own transportation
Let's go Dre
Doesnt matter
then I need a car
Ask cole to get you a helicopter
Would rather not have an extra worry
Is good if you can afford one, damn.
If you can afford a helicopter, just buy a car..?
I'd be the person to get a shitty but not shitty sports car
or sporty muscle car
and mod the hell out of it
When Brett thought drew actually gonna cop a helicopter
You know you can get an Uber helicopter btw
I saw it the other day on a tweet
that was an april fools joke?
I thought it was real
My dream cars are Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro with a Bumblebee paint job š
Bill gates making fun of ppl
Uber now offers a helicopter service from downtown Manhattan to JFK airport in just eight minutes. We stepped aboard to see if it's worth the price. https://t.co/9PvPM3YxeA https://t.co/tY977kEdGk
Yeah itās real lol
LMAO
oh my
I'ma try that when i'm in NYC next time.
That's for a ride, Right?
no its to look at the vehicle.
wait did you actually just believe me?
No lol
ohh ok good
Instagrammers: flexing intensifies
hahaha
Just be like āpaid a guy to fly me in my helicopter around NYCā
You guys miss so much fun because english isnt my first language :))
hah
whats ur first?
Romanian
oh
Not as much as Charlie*

See
imma ban gaby
How tall are you
bet
6 foot
OH SHIT
Yeah I donāt do all that rainbow shit and like
What really pissed me off is non binary BS
quick use UNO REVERSE
And pronouns
How tall are u clown
this guy
Hope it wont be tig
don't you mean a firefighter? lmao
If itās tig it wonāt be big
a lifeguard ain't gonna do shit to a fire
Giggle
WOAH
Tigma you can use that on your girls ez
Are you still skinny, tig? (Not making fun or whatever)
So that's an yes
He must be the clown
Well Iām off to sleep cuz I gotta be up in like 6h so I can try be productive at homr. Night cuties miss me lots Iāll wake up to no discord messages and tons of snapchat ones (all streaks)
bruh I towered over that clown
š¤”
arent you too skinny for a lifeguard?
No?
Arent you supposed to save ppl?
I avg like 0.0001 rescues per month
heheheh
What do you rescue? Ice cubes out of glasses?
LOL
But isnt it just a summer job?
no
How no lol
we don't close our pools
helped open a company thats pretty damn successful so far
Nothing
they're heated
RICH
Wot
Thought you work somewhere near sea
you've never heard of a heated pool?
Ofc I do
Being a beach lifeguard is even more boring
^
at least at pools you can yell at people for stupid shit like jogging on the side
Fr
Indoor pools?
bro
Its weird because I know a lot of the lifeguards
one time they called adult swim
I was with my step mom and step sisters and they all had to get out and they were calling the girl a bitch
(she is very much so a bitch lmao)

Lmao
we don't have some bs "adult swim"
Sislovesme
So I went up to her and sweet talked a little bit and I was allowed in
She kinda a slut
so
after that never talked to her again
sisloveme is a good show
Lmao
she tried telling people she "Lost her virginity twice"
personally love S3 E11
Ikr tig
Twice?
THATS WHAT I SAID
thats like me saying I can grow my virginity back
Is she the next wonder woman or what
Be careful with her sword and the lasso of truth
probably another person tryina spam

does anybody know a cheap store for minecraft buildings that allows you to include them in setups?
Found this chunkfactory team, their products are amazing but one of their rules say that you aren't allowed to resell stuff.
bruh what is this chef ramsay shit
The kito diet isnt good for you
If you're going on a diet, go on a bloodtype diet
specifically for your type of blood type
@fallow crow can you please accept my fr? ā¤
ok dre
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The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

Itās time to commemorate the historic Creeper Address from the first gamer president. GET THE TRACK: http://open.spotify.com/album/34bJDPOjk11WIXddbuBNgJ Ori...
Who tagged me
@pure bane hi
hi clip
Hi
That birb
Anyone knows if you can make leaves look gray?
I doubt
https://www.spigotmc.org/members/gianluca.60517/
They finally fixed my tags and removed retired š¦
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@magic summit when you set falling sand to leaves, they turn grey. Look into that mechanic, you may be able to make it work on a normal leaves block too
@woven prairie Why the š¦?
Cause I looked cool being a Retired Resource Staff
xD
The crystallized honey and wax block textures will not be part of the Holiday Update. They were not meant to have ever made it into the game and will be removed soon :) Thanks for all the theories and ideas surrounding them though!
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I suck at making my spawn halloween themed xP
bought a skin?
A MC account
whats ur server bro
A unreleased one
ooo
Agree
new graphics it seems too, much cleaner
?
ok
I really don't know what's wrong with YouTube right now
Some videos are extremely silent while others are extremely loud
Damn first game playing fortnite on this new update being noob (shit at game) and came 3rd
Feels good
Fortnite, lmao
wait
fornite isnt gone
wtf
and i thought it was over and i could finally be happy
but no
fuckkk
F
still a trash game
So new tv was installed last night, and the tv box didnāt work so had to test if the port was fine
Imagine working like this
oml haha
there is some guy selling a copy of nmap for minecraft servers and then "griefing methods"
Ugh this is annoying we literally setup a brand new tv last night, new cable and everything and the tv box wonāt work
The hdmi cable works fine with my laptop, so idk š¢
where i can send link of my trash plugin to review / adversite
@golden echo You can show it off, but not in an advertising way
@jade oasis me IRL soon, if this shit don't start working
Frosty
like sending a resource link?
that contains images and stuff about the plugin?
you can be like
look at my trash plugin
and send the resource link
not be like 5 star reviews, download this amazing plugin now
Wanna give me the money to buy it?
My neighbour repairs PCs but he ain't around atm, need to see if he has a windows cd so I can format it
Skyler, show it off, not just by posting a link
frosty u can add me to the repo from your phone š
i took scholtes advise
i.. must... pull.. request
the power of boredom is destroying me
kek frosty?
107,848 bitcoin were just transfered for a 0.02 bitcoin fee.
That's $900,000,000 transfered for $166.
No government, bank or third party had to verify the transactions, nor could they have stopped them if they wanted to.
The true power of bitcoin. š„
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Hey guys. Just wanted to let you all know you are very much heard on the topic of us not keeping our word on the hytale blog post every few weeks. That's our bad. I apologize unreservedly on behalf of the team.
We have good reasons but we haven't been fairly transparent....
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I already replied to that
Itās a meme
Some kid said Hytale gonna take over, I donāt think anyone genuinely cares about it anymore. The hype was long and gone
Hytale is overhyped imo
dark reader for firefox is amazing
@boreal escarp What do you think about above message?
For me does it look like shameless ad/self promotion.
well i have to say giveaway is some sort of self promotion but
it is giveaway
but you have a chance to win free premium copy soo...
You can ask fc about hosting a giveaway here if you want to. Dont post messages in chat.
ho really
?
well that much more nicer
who i need to contact in order to implement it?
funnycube
@magic summit yeah agreed, when it first released and mc was fading I thought wow something new. The longer we waited, and the more mc started to thrive I couldnāt give a fuck.
People will play when it releases them get bored after and come back to mc, plus larger server owners wonāt make the move over
If you have an issue with another person here, you can DM @honest thistle
Or if you have a question, feel free to ask a Helpful!
Glare well I asked a trusted staff team and he told me to ask a manager
Gaby said to contact funnycube
Ask it in here
Basically, my trash can plugin got an 100 and I want to host a giveaway...
It's about a giveaway lol
Pretty much
an 100? wym
Yeah well first published plugin
No.. I am not rich
Copies of the plugin?
Thank you sir
contact funnycube
anyone here play ow?
Yeah I would hit up cube. He's the giveaway man.
FORTNITE CHAPTER 2 IS HERE! š https://t.co/KdJ7XRmiMC
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It actually looks decent tho I won't play it most likely
I can't build and shoot at the same time
I played one game earlier and honestly I think the hype is back
hmmmmm
a bit weird
Your first game in Fortnite chapter 2 is literally with bots, lmao
E
@magic summit looks like a disabled skeleton ngl
RIP my boost š¦
rip
@split basalt have*
hello gamer @velvet crescent
boosts are pointless
I mean, they have some purpose xD - Benefits everyone
Not that much but yea
hi
Hey
ends up 0 things ship to israel on amazon
the amazon facility in israel has not built yet..
i heard it was done
nono
crazy to think how much of an impact placeholderapi has made
its kind of weird to see a fairly good plugin without support for it
nearly all plugins are expected to have support for it now
its also i think the 2nd biggest plugin help chat right behind luckperms
luckperms isnt that special i will always prefer PermissionsEX
Up up down
I think itās one of the biggest MC server related chats, too
niall u unfriended me :(
?
;o
I closed all my DMs
y
Noob
Eh
niall is too popular
lmao i remember agario
Yea lol
i was an 11/12 year old tryhard at that game
lmao
The good days lol
was in clans and shit and destroyed lobbies
i remember i was co leader of a clan and the owner had a few thousand subs yt channel so i got free bots from a site
niall you remember Hero?
No
the youtuber
Only you tubers I know are Ninja!
anyway the guy had a few 100k subs, watched him loads
then him and some other agario guy from TYT (most popular clan) were in my stream and little 12 year old me had 120 concurrent viewers
Nice haha
i also remember the agar+ extension and then it shut down
omg the good old days
wish i could go back to play agario it was one of the best times
Yeah you always can lol
i remember i used to open agar.io, and then have trap music and stuff like TheFatRat in the background playing
ye haha
all the "trickshots". So do you have like an admin account
where you can give yourself like 20k mass
Yeah pretty much but through the server itself
Like bukkit, execute commands through the console
i cant zoom out cos my mouse scroll is broken oof
Donāt think it allows zoom out
lmao my dumb ass is trying to use WASD
Lol
so if you wanted you could give me like 10k mass
hAcKINg naGaR.Eu
ez
i keep pressing f5 by accident
and then im dead
lol
how does one get coins
also btw all these players are so bad at this game
it took me roughly 3 minutes since spawning to get that place
obfuscating the path to main class is only not allowed for premium resources right?
Or does it also count for free ones?
Nice.. there all playing on chrome books flicking between tabs.. lol
lmao
i have been playing as no 1 for like 30 mins im bored but i wanna give my mass to ppl and they keep dying
Much love
Whatās a mouse mat
the thing u put your mouse on
cuz ive got a laptop not a desktop pc, I can't properly play games
(ik that usually doesnt make a difference) so I bought a mouse mat i can curl up and stick in bag
Should probably invest in a mouse trap
o
@pale grotto wanna fight
@frank pasture u on rn? wanna play fortnite? š

@trim raft on mobile only, tomorrow we can - bought that new mouse mat so I can play properly cuz rn itās impossible for me to properly use my mouse
ahok
Like in the kitchen where the table is, my mouse donāt work on it
Yeah that one
yea i'd get it too
Works out at like £14
but its $20 ._.
it'll come back
Oh rly
tomm probs
I was panicking like shit I want it
idk
don't take my statements as facts
i'm sure they'll bring it back though with the amount of interest in the game right now.
Yeah itās thriving
I need to make a MCBR server
I have full gun models and a heal box model too
Oh rly
yea i rly fking wanted that
They implemented like gun skins or something I saw too
Unless itās been here ages
Never played much tho tbf
same
I saw in the shop some cool blue skin thing
ye
i just bought it
Ohhhh
got 2 skins too
The skin I use is the raven one
Lmao
tbh they finally fixing crap
yea
but bad on there part they removed launch pads
Now I wanna make a fun plugin for my models
they added a lot of requested features
boat bit OP
Tomorrow a bunch of us should do 4v
ye
Everyone here with an epic games, add me - Charlie
We can do 4v tomorrow, would be fun
Charlie new account?
š
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Well tomorrow gotta release this prison setup, update all my plugins as I have something to add, and actually try be productive
I got SAT's tmr
ty ā¤
Any free skyblock plugins that are good for 1.12? Other than askyblock ofc
Iāve always thought about making my own
The only part Iād find challenging is the island generation, and having boundaries that players can expand on
I like his thread design
God, I love waiting for answers ...
Same
@boreal escarp I was debating on forking askyblock and doing a update for 1.13 & 1.14.
if it doesn't support those two versions
@muted fern feature idea to Gary: make it so people canāt react to their own #628725779009765377 thing, Iāve seen it before and itās kinda silly
And the same as showcase
bentobox continue askyblock
Finding time to work on Barry is hard at the moment
Irl being busy at the moment, and other online stuff consuming my time
https://www.mc-market.org/resources/12540/ $50 when it reaches 200 flags? wot

