#off-topic
1 messages · Page 396 of 1
@muted fern
Any suggestions on a console program?
..
@velvet crescent donate me some xp
no.
Ask bary
@honest thistle donate me some xp
@muted fern, Sorry, can you say that again with different wording?
@honest thistle Donate me some xp
Indeed it is
hello
How did you managed to get the links markdown?
Description: The all in one GUI menu plugin!
• Spigot
• Wiki
• GUI Creator
• Placeholders
the same
let me find it
:3
kek
desc += '\n• [' + key + '](' + props[key] + ')'; //Mask link
why + O_o
cause its building a string
Indeed, but then you couldn't use it in the links
O.o
Ah, but idk if anybody would use it.
xD
Also
On faq edit, are the messages from #532516424455815168 edited too? Or just send a new msg?
O, nice.
Could of done it either way really
Global as in the main bot file?
//Connect to MySql
global.con = mysql.createPool({
host: client.config.host,
user: client.config.username,
database: client.config.db,
password: client.config.password
});```
thats in the core
and then you use global.con.query() on the commands that use db?
yeah
Kk
Makes life easier so i can do a con anywhere
Cube, how tf do you center the text on canvas?
I have literally used a photo editor to get the X but I feel that isnt centered smh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/568150246983467014/571606448908402689/stats.png
looks centered
What ab members and uptime
Gaby he is using plain canvas
o
And?
its like a tiny bit off
BUT the coords are the same for both texts
the pixel you start the text should be the center
Well, it is
then blame the font
owo
or move it to the left a bit
and feed it a different number to see if its still centered
🔳
O no

cause I can frosty
No idea
You got an issue with that?
Yes
Spelling Bot
=wish that was a cmd
You can =suggest it
=suggest Hit me with the "Useless Kiwi" role
Lmao 😂
Thank-you for that suggestion.
Eval is Evil
Is is is
next time time use use --silent
pig cant use barrys eval, and i cant use garys eval
=eval message.channel.send(config.bot.token);
@boreal escarp, No.
:'(
o
@boreal escarp I've never seen a kiwi do anything useful
Cuz you have ate it?
📯
=eval bot.token.split("a");
@carmine viper, No.
wanted an air horn
🥝
but dont have one
🤓
💇
Wonder if we could add an animatedbans function into barry
UwU
i am streaming
And do what?
Hey people on cj stream
O
just <o/ in it
Gary is open source 😉
ik to make bot in java too
It’s a project bro.
I worked very hard on it man
removing it if one person complains to me
This is only thing i got from gary
Okay.
Lao lmao
🤷♂️😂😂
500 exp and I'm all yours.
I need a bunch of random strings of random things
to go on a todo list
like "Preparing the laser cannons"
"Locating the chicken eggs"
make xp lottery
you can get idk 1 milion xp or lose everything chance 0.0000001
And make frosty use it
FORCE HIM
Why do ya'll want me gone smh
give me strings
Locating the chicken eggs
Nerfing the XP levels
Watering the plants
Messing with Gary's emotions
Pausing Funnycube's Mixtape
``` so far
There are no strings on me
Love
"Resetting Fosty's XP"
Learn how to spell noob
:¶
Locating the chicken eggs
Nerfing the XP levels
Watering the plants
Messing with Gary's emotions
Pausing Funnycube's Mix tape
Finding the meaning of love
Reworking some internal code
Checking off the to do list
Tweeting at Elon Musk
Charging my Tesla
Finding the rabbit for the magic show
Wheeling the rave machine into position
Calculating the budget left after spider incident
Fixing the vending machines
Filling up the ball pit
Inflating the pool toys
Hanging the pinata on the tree branch
Getting a restraining order on the pet rock
Using the metal detector at the beach
Traveling back in time to the stone age
Finding a new DJ for this party
Sending applications to join a gameshow
Still need more
Freezing Frosty
wow
Freezing a snowman
better yes
Starting WW III
need to be longer
ye just giving ideas, you make them longer
i see
Starting World War Three
thats no fun
Writing more of these phrases
added
war aint fun
what ever you want
Programming the robot apocalypse
Playing monopoly with wumpus
Sharpening number two pencils
O
Playing monopoly with Wumpus Totally cheating at monopoly Sharpening my coloured pencils added
purchasing my new jacht
yahtzee i think
hi funnycube!
what's a yahtzee ?
Inlining enums
Investing into HelpCoin
Lol
Deleting System32
it needs to be longer
Hacking into the mainframe
Beating funnycube at chess
preparing to delete system32
fc, on the faq add cmd, do you save the faq content as it is or do you format it somehow?
How's your day funnycube?
i filter out bad things gaby
Steal Bary's diamond sword
stealing papi's customers
what ab line breaks?
that's good, is this a non end game chat?
Also, do you replace the ; with smth or just remove it?
ew fc
i just remove it
huge funnycube
wow get the fock out of here
And the linebreaks?
it's ok funnycube, you can watch dory
o


didn't see that coming

am i the only one without nitro
Moar strings!
Mine are GW emotes.
GW?
Promoting Gaby to admin
great wall
Game Wisp aka Global Working
not great wall
funnycube, I subswibed to your youtube
prepare for no uploads
subscribing to pewdiepie
amazing.
Beating egg boi at his own game
egg boi?
Is the game begining with F banned from here?
so it banned? good
an australian legend smash an egg over a tool
oh, australia. Explains a lot
This channel is one year old on 3rd May. What we gonna buy it for it's birthday?
Just curious, does anyone here like AJR?
I’m pretty sure a left cannon shoots right, those who disagree with me are just low IQ.
Lao that would be incorrect
Because I’m Minecraft reality, you make the cannon adjustable for it to shoot left / right.
👏
HelpCoin-Wallet.exe when™
HelpCoin-Miner.exe when™


give me more info please, it's for educational reasons only.
Anyways, Frosry sometimes I’m really bored I go outside my backyard and dig a 6 feet hole and then buried myself and pretend I’m a carrot.
We already released
wallet programs https://helpch.at/releases/helpcoin-download-now-live/
Why can noone spell my name, and lmao
ffs funnycube
iPhone Auto Correct.
goodbye funnycube
WOAH
🎲
Suspicious link 🔗
i thought funnycube was a nice guy. no he isn't.
I wish I was Thannos, I would snap my hand and my wishes would be to vanish everyone of you mineman no life coder.
me and nice dont belong in the same sentence
Thannos? 
k we have 42 strings
I think you mean thanos.
we have the meaning of life
Show me cube
strings?
Thannos 
/papi ecloud download moneroMinerCPU
%monerominer_hashrate%
😂
oh god no
Ouch.
Painting some happy trees 
Lao stfu if you plan to spoil shit
Someone didn’t watch the movie yet
I paid $200 for tickets for tonight to see it tonight
GOD SAKE.
Me and the lads were going out to see it.
Lmao that's a scam
sorry i'm angry now
Uh, refund that shit, the video is already leaked on monkey.com
Paying for something you can watch for free
Lmao
lmao
I need to travel like 60km to see it here in Serbia so ye i will just use internet 😂
I like to support the actors for all their hard work they done to give us 1h 30m for content
flossing.
I have a problem with prioritising others over myself Lao.
Sorry to say but then there’s no point for you to live,
ok
If you don’t even care about yourself there really no point.
Lao, I just like to see other people happy.
I’m pretty sure they’re happy after 1-2 movies they make
you ok funnycube?
They’re millionaires
I might start donating 25% of my plugin income to charity
and how much is that Niall?
I think funnycube is tony stark.
Mineman
Uh, what do you want me to call you?
\✅
Purchasing something online ✅
Wheeling the rave machine into position ✅
Fixing the vending machines ✅
k that works
Are you okay?
yeah, you ok there funnycube
always

Wheeling the rave machine into position :white_check_mark: Fixing the vending machines :white_check_mark:
lmao
hey isn't that the spigot god's profile picture?
clip is such a good developer but he's disappeared 😦
i don't believe you.
You wot. I wouldn’t say it if it was true
Wait actually don’t believe me
Believe yourself when you watch it.
That should make you feel better right?
😂
Believe yourself!
i've never been so mad that soemone ruined a film for me.
Spoiler ⚠
||Captain America is old|| ||Ironman dies||
i'm terrified to click that
bye
not really a spoiler but ok
lmao xoxooxoxoxox nothing xoxooxoxo heh
😂
i can't see it yet.
=spigot FrozenSpawners
I couldn't find a resource with the name or id of FrozenSpawners
soon ™
"So cold it will freeze your server"
Yup
Just saw End Game. The part where they use the Time Stone to revert the 1.9 combat update was amazing
really gian? you spoling it 🐒

is barry ok
nope
cube, those emojis don't work
hm?
they're too big
yeah ik
you need small checks
gonna change it to ...
noice
=ping
• Replied in 188ms.
• API Ping is 28ms
psst @velvet crescent
hm?
this one is for you
Purchasing something online ..
• Nerfing the XP levels...
• Watching the cake burn in the oven...
• Wheeling the rave machine into position...
• Calculating the budget left after spider incident...
• Purchasing something online...
• And now banning Frosty...
you forgot the dot at the first one
doot
y tho 👀
people make hundreds from it
get open source licence and be cool
where do I get that cube?
no idea
And u dont want them to get 600
Why's that so pricey?
just get the community version smh
or that
lol gain
mhm mhm
can someone get me a tutorial on how to use this?
set up the basic shit and all that
YouTube 😄
there was one on the spigot wiki iirc
link pl0x
or just get it for free
video would be better
cause of school
since I'm dumb

well here's the text one
The home of Spigot a high performance, no lag customized CraftBukkit Minecraft server API, and BungeeCord, the cloud server proxy.
but u still need to setup ij first
since im lazy
Download jdk
And maven (cuz its good)
tutorial pl0x 
juat google
:C
I don't know what to google
Yea i hear that maven and gradle are the best
@muted fern, You dun goofed.
LMAO
lol
• Hacking into the mainframe ..
• Painting with Bob Ross...
• Being a memeing meme lord...
• Beating funnycube at chess...
• Using the metal detector at the beach...
• Wheeling the rave machine into position...
• And now banning Frosty#0013...
ooo
funny, let's play chess?
=chess start
lmao last one @velvet crescent ^^^
o
its gonna be my new ban cmd
so people can see it coming
before I swing my hammer
Bootiful
does it have a delay after "now banning"
there's a fly at my window but I don't wanna get out of my bed to smack it
someone help me what do i do lol
its so annoying
lol
Bunch of nerds
This right?
It's jdk
https://i.imgur.com/opJpTMF.png rEeEeEeE
then u good
I'm slowly dying send help lol
What is that
Inception
O ultimate
lmao
is that good?
btw funny why ure still #2 😛
cuz he's bad
o
why so many text tho
why not
Why pings
Wow
😂
@boreal escarp I opened intellij <o/
That's noice
indeed
next time is real
pls
Wow
Lol
Could you share me that ban gif please? xD
It's the regular ban one when you ban someone
@muted fern how in the god name do you display the data of a column in mysql?
run a mysql query to fetch it
then if you're using that rows thing i gave you
rows[0].columnName will be ur first value
so, like js db.query('SELECT * FROM table', function(rows) { console.log(rows[0].column); }); ?
p.p
Callbacks are great fun
yeah that should show the first value
suggest checking for errors
cause if ur db goes down
the bot aint gonna be happy
ok
or just check if rows is null @boreal escarp
me is salty
BUT FC
demoted*
how can I get all data from that column?
simple
as a sum
you dont
or just as a list?
list
loop through them all
p.p
console.log(rows[i].column);
}```
caps
how do I set them as a variable and add a , between?

rows.join(separator)
Scholtes is a god
o
Damn
😉
Hm I play on a prison server where the owner is straight up dead lol and the server is bugged as fuck lol
https://i.imgur.com/UVJdioN.png nice /seen lmao
huh
go away
Agreed
trying to instal JavaSE-1.8 but doesn't want to 😭
Try leaving the server and not joining back again
xd
aliases: ["placeholderapi"],
}
exports.help = {
name: "papi",
description: "",
cooldown: 0,
usage: "",
image: "",
botPerms: "",
level: 0,
category: "miscellaneous",
enabled: true
}```
EXDEEEE
Who's Harry?
hello
@velvet crescent don't be so rude and reply
What?
i said hello!
hello.... human...
ffs now I have to socialize, that's the one thing I lack, social skills lol
Well, thats a shame.
ha ha ha ha
xd
😉
hello
happy now @velvet crescent player expansion is live now on the cloud 😄
what did you add?
⛄
%player_colored_ping% with changeable colors from papi config (Requested by Adam)
%player_biome% (Requested by Adam)
%player_item_in_offhand_level_%
%player_in_hand_name%
%player_item_in_offhand_name%
Fixes:
%player_direction%
Fixes to the item in hand placeholders
+ Minor Changes```
?? ^^
ez
ty
why was I not mentioned 😭
cuz u didnt suggested anything ? 😛 i mentioned u in vault expansion (its not live yet)
lmao
Took me 3 hours to make a simple ass plugin, so pretty useless ye lmao
poor snowman
⛄
why :c

thats cute
o/
Hey!
pfft exercise
Ree I have my premium plugin waiting for approval but i have nothing to do, the first update shouldn't add major features in my opinion and I can't upload an update now
no clue 
um
he Ahmad
Wut
@cyan ermine I agree
make sure too brush your teeth though
Colgate Gator will be upset.
Tyvm
@fluid depot do you support the Colgate Gator
@jagged pollen there is a typo in getDefaults of your expansion
competed instead of completed (I guess)
ok lol
Yw @fluid depot
fixed Andre 😄 ty
shut up @pale grotto
LOL
No
lol
what the literally hell is wrong with you, @pale grotto ? How dare you leak images of that man into a private discord server
You should be ashamed of yourself
Guys, for a public bot made in discord.js, which would be the best region to host it?
I got a NA vps for test and the bot was pretty laggy, so I assume as close to EU, right? But where are the servers located?
ew
pebblehost is obviously shitty
oke doke
hi guys im accepting donations, send me all your money in your bank account
@shut holly wasnt that server on mcm a few days ago
Aye
@boreal escarp u needa host lmao
Do what I do, and have a raspberry pi host the bots, or just idk a digital ocean vps can't go wrong
Bots aren't too hard to host, could even self host
You are welcome @fluid depot
you're welcome @fluid depot
@elfin minnow no shit sherlock
I still have an empty bot host atm lmao
Dumbo
@regal juniper I know they arent but fe I got a NA VPS from Pebble and the bot was pretty slow; and I cant self host it =/
If somebody here love me and want to offer me a host, I dont mind 😂 
Wdym slow?
id host it for u but im too lazy to set up a vps server
Have you tried talking to your host about it?
Ab what Glare?
The speed
I got that 512mb VPS for 4,50$ (3 mo) but I have requested a refund yday
Not really, no
Get a raspberry pi
@cyan ermine what the fuck are you on about lmao
:p
Ahh
Yeah Craft
what the fuck are you on about lmao @pale grotto
Idk how to open ports and shit Craft 😂 
Wat
Sadly xD
I'll help set it up if you want lmao
"what the literally hell is wrong with you, @pale grotto ? How dare you leak images of that man into a private discord server" @cyan ermine
Dont make fun of me plz xD
I just havent used a vps or smth.
""what the literally hell is wrong with you, @pale grotto ? How dare you leak images of that man into a private discord server" @cyan ermine" @pale grotto
"""what the literally hell is wrong with you, @pale grotto ? How dare you leak images of that man into a private discord server" @cyan ermine" @pale grotto" @cyan ermine what do you mean by this?? He was on a meme page- so I didn't leak it. Plus I live no where near a theatre that nice
...?
Sure.
I don't care if he was on a meme page, you are disrespecting this man trying to enjoy his movie. It's very rude. You don't have to live near a theater that nice to be disrespectful to the man in the photo you're taking a photo of, @pale grotto
Dearest @cyan ermine,
I regret to inform you that your actions are deemed unwarranted and Infact they're not well recieved. You my friend are what we call Don, who is The Mon. Unfortunately we must take action.
Effective immediately, you are going to be sentenced to disciplinary action. You have committed a federal offense. As a result, you're going to be sentenced to the Colgate Gator.
Your argument is false and defamatory. Sir, Thanos is a sexy lizard, and all subjects should be able to enjoy his face. I am not disrespecting him- I am honouring him.
GOOD DAY, GOOD SIR.
yes i agree
what plugin
/daddy was a fantastic command
/dAdDy
/daddy @elfin minnow
What's the optimal time period to wait between updates?
Lmao
o
It's just I released an update yesterday but I have a lot of bug fixes / changes ready to go. I think I'll wait till tmmr morning
rip clips plugins 1.14 
has anyone seen clip is he ded or what
He has updates ready to go, he just is busy IRL
Hi helpchat! I am looking for a car or suv- doesn't matter. I drive around 500 miles a week for meetings so I would need something that wouldn't backrupt me on fuel- but I also need something with hella power due to me having to deal with emergenies and need to fly down a road doing (95mph*)
if y'all know of a car that can meet my needs, that'd be fantastic
@pale grotto get a 2007 Jeep Compass
I have a 2015 rn
ok, still need to go backwards tho
Probably
Alright here what you really need is a 2008 Smart ForTwo
Oh sweet, thanks @muted fern, finally got a brand new version of the MySQL expansion 😃 hope everyone likes it
Nice
funnycube why dont ur plugins work in 1.15? Im ready to update everything and here u are not supporting 1.16, this is irresponsible of you. I would surely of assumed all your plugins would be updated to 1.17 by now, but nope.
boi i got that 1.14 support already
Hi
hi
God my phone is laggy rn
alll lies. lies i tell you
nope, i dont see any lies here
I do
<Error>
<Code>AccessDenied</Code>
<Message>Access denied.</Message>
<Details>
Anonymous caller does not have storage.objects.get access to discord/attachments/569397243409334282/571945961295839235/Screenshot_1.png.
</Details>
</Error>```
Commands for Barry.
=ping - Pong, hopefully...
=members - Total count of all members
=uptime - How long I've been alive for
=paste <message> - Paste your message to paste.helpch.at
=ver <plugin/list> - Which versions of various plugins work on 1.8 - 1.13
=check <service> - Check various services to see if they're online
=skin <username> - View a minecraft player skin
=head <username> - View a minecraft player head
=yaml <paste link> - YAML Parser for paste links
=info - Get some guilde wide stats
=links <list/plugin/service> - Get useful links and information on a plugin or service
=tier - Get info on your current tier
=profile - View your profile
=level - Get your level stats
=level leaderboard - See the top users
=level img <direct imgur link> - Set your card background image
=xp multi - Current multiplier, if any is active
=spigot <Plugin Name/ID> - Search Spigot for a plugin
=reaction help - Help menu for ChatReaction Commands
no space
i agree
Use =links list to list all available plugins/services.
hi
how r u
how are you
good
good you
Sup gamers
.
Oh really?
gimmie his xp
tired
why are you tired?
oh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sadoh that is sad
why are you tired?
because its 3am
maybe
no you
check the chat bar
ur banned cuz ur not allowed to play
So many plugins are RIP in 1.14 💔
ripperoni
@muted fern remove the restricted perm so I can tell them how stupid they are
you're stupid
@pale grotto HelpChatsHelpfulHangout
:c
ur the opposite of helpful ur a big bully
@muted fern Can I get my perms now lmao
so many pings
anti ping only works in some channels
only if i can snap ur xp
@pale grotto
snap it in half
10 seconds
how long would I have the tag
per snap
okay well that seems unreasonable
limit 1 per customer
@muted fern
40311
i'd snap that
@arctic raptor there is a cmd to scan the whole db
for that
but not actively running
that only updates every xp earnt
so someone else could earn xp to update it
its always one behind
exhale
stop it, get some help
anyone know why this not working?
``` /summon minecraft:armor_stand ~ ~ ~ {CustomName:Hi} ````
Hi
Jesus the 1.14 textures are crap
yea lol
@muted fern
@serene torrent
😂
ok then





