off-topic

[naive agate]

each one is like 20 - 30 +

[muted fern]

@naive agate next time you chat you have i high chance of getting the 1st place back

[naive agate]

DAMN

fr

Kk funny

talk to me

[muted fern]

send something meaningful

[naive agate]

You are such a wonderful person that is helping me get my number 1 spot ❤

[muted fern]

smh

not enough

[naive agate]

2 off

fk

[muted fern]

now u have to wait on the cooldown

[naive agate]

damn

how long till cooldown over

[muted fern]

who knows

=lvl top

[honest thistle]

✳️ Top User:

@naive agate With 14,829xp

[muted fern]

wew

[naive agate]

DAMN

that xp

[muted fern]

We're up to a total of 213,736 xp total generated

and about 922 levels

24,829 chat reaction wins

ima turn this into a cmd

[cyan ermine]

lol

HA that is a command

[muted fern]

wut did u try

[cyan ermine]

funnycube

[muted fern]

o

[cyan ermine]

sneaky little guy

[muted fern]

yeah that hacks barry basically

[cyan ermine]

lol

[muted fern]

like this

[cyan ermine]

barry is stuck typing lol

[muted fern]

nah i did that

and stopped it

[cyan ermine]

o

[naive agate]

Lol

[cyan ermine]

=help

[honest thistle]

Help Menu:

Commands for Barry.

General Commands:

=ping - Pong, hopefully...
=members - Total count of all members
=uptime - How long I've been alive for
=paste <message> - Paste your message to paste.helpch.at
=ver <plugin> - Which versions of clips plugins work on 1.8 - 1.13
=check <service> - Check various services to see if they're online
=links <list/plugin/service> - Get useful links and information on a plugin or service
=level - Get your profile stats
=level leaderboard - See the top users
=level img <direct imgur link> - Set your card background image
=xp multi - Current multiplier, if any is active
=reaction help - Help menu for ChatReaction Commands

Bad boi Barry | HelpChat · Mar 28, 2019, 3:56 AM

[cyan ermine]

=xp multi

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Current Multiplier is x1

[cyan ermine]

boo

[muted fern]

o

[cyan ermine]

o

what if i told you that you werent a funny cube

[muted fern]

you'd be lying, and you know it

[velvet crescent]

Oh hi cube

[muted fern]

hi there

[velvet crescent]

It's 5am, kill me

[muted fern]

its 3pm

dont lie

[velvet crescent]

I mean

[muted fern]

on a server info looking cmd

what would you want on it

ive got total generated xp

[velvet crescent]

Basic commands

[muted fern]

total level ups

total chat reaction wins

kinda like a global stats cmd

[velvet crescent]

User join

[muted fern]

I dont even know if i have that stat

[velvet crescent]

Doesn't dyno have it

[muted fern]

no

[naive agate]

damn

[velvet crescent]

Also tge server owner is wrong

The*

[muted fern]

boi

[cyan ermine]

lmao

funnycube you should like, give me all the xp available

[muted fern]

how about no

[naive agate]

xD

[cyan ermine]

so mean

[velvet crescent]

@muted fern how about yes

[muted fern]

whatcha doing tagging me boi

[velvet crescent]

Slowly dying

[muted fern]

same

beta barry not being nice

[cyan ermine]

barry hates you

[regal juniper]

Rip

[cyan ermine]

hey funnycube how did you make the lines between your roles?

[regal juniper]

It's a new beta feature in Discord

[cyan ermine]

o

[velvet crescent]

It's roles

[muted fern]

Switch to light theme, click my name and you'll see how its done

[velvet crescent]

Juck never

[cyan ermine]

ow this hurts my eyes

why would anyone use this

[muted fern]

its a torch

[velvet crescent]

Oh god

[cyan ermine]

well thats stupid this is horrible i demand light theme be removed from discord

[velvet crescent]

Why would anyone use light theme lmo

Lmao

[muted fern]

I use to

[velvet crescent]

Juck

[regal juniper]

I made a dark theme for the HelpChat website and funny doesn't like it :(

[velvet crescent]

Dark = better

[cyan ermine]

funnycube, light themes are bad

[muted fern]

I see

[cyan ermine]

yes

[muted fern]

beta bazza not waiting for a function when i tell him to

he rude

[cyan ermine]

I demand a dark theme for PlaceholderAPI

[regal juniper]

What

No

[cyan ermine]

i want all the text to be &0

[regal juniper]

Then change it

It's not hardcoded

[cyan ermine]

no i just want to be evil and have the defualt text be impossible to see

[regal juniper]

And that's why you'll never run a successful server.

[velvet crescent]

=lvl

[cyan ermine]

lmao, im not actually gonna do that

i hate multi colored chat even

[velvet crescent]

Why can't I change my background lol?

[cyan ermine]

=help

[honest thistle]

Help Menu:

Commands for Barry.

General Commands:

=ping - Pong, hopefully...
=members - Total count of all members
=uptime - How long I've been alive for
=paste <message> - Paste your message to paste.helpch.at
=ver <plugin> - Which versions of clips plugins work on 1.8 - 1.13
=check <service> - Check various services to see if they're online
=links <list/plugin/service> - Get useful links and information on a plugin or service
=level - Get your profile stats
=level leaderboard - See the top users
=level img <direct imgur link> - Set your card background image
=xp multi - Current multiplier, if any is active
=reaction help - Help menu for ChatReaction Commands

Bad boi Barry | HelpChat · Mar 28, 2019, 4:34 AM

[regal juniper]

Because you aren't using the command?

[muted fern]

^

[velvet crescent]

#bot-commands ...

[regal juniper]

Please wait about 24 hours.

[velvet crescent]

Okay...

[cyan ermine]

24 hours lol

[regal juniper]

=lvl

[regal juniper]

Yeah, when fc reaches the right height, it'll work.

[muted fern]

i see

[young temple]

600 unread messages

[muted fern]

wew

we been busy

[young temple]

=lvl

[muted fern]

b=lvl @velvet crescent

[young temple]

Rip indeed

#9

I’ll be double digits

Soon

[muted fern]

b=lvl @velvet crescent

[muted fern]

failed cause the image returned a 301 Moved Permanently

[velvet crescent]

[muted fern]

try reuploading it

[velvet crescent]

=lvl

[velvet crescent]

Nope

https://imgur.com/QWcnn08

[muted fern]

use something different then

[velvet crescent]

No ;(

[hazy dew]

weeeeee

eeeeeew

[cyan ermine]

@velvet crescent why dont you try a different image share site

[muted fern]

Barry only accepts images from imgur

[velvet crescent]

Barry doesn't have enough education

[muted fern]

or the image has some tag on it

that doesnt let him see it

[velvet crescent]

Can't you manually set the image

[boreal escarp]

@velvet crescent dont just add a .png at the end, click on it and then copy the image link

https://i.imgur.com/QWcnn08.png

[velvet crescent]

I did copy it..

[boreal escarp]

=lvl

[boreal escarp]

But is too dark

[velvet crescent]

=lvl

[boreal escarp]

yw

[cyan ermine]

lol

[boreal escarp]

@muted fern I did it xD

[muted fern]

nice

[boreal escarp]

:3

[fading karma]

Prutty 😮

[torpid apex]

suppp

=lvl

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/Q8MQ.gif

[muted fern]

might need to set it so u can only use it in #bot-commands

[boreal escarp]

No :'(

Every History test 😂 😂

[torpid apex]

no

lol

we need to be able to use bot commnads here

https://tenor.com/XvzX.gif

[boreal escarp]

Lol xD

[muted fern]

I need to get a return from a function inside a function

send help

[fading karma]

Good idea

[boreal escarp]

Help

[fading karma]

It gets spammed in here a little too much :S

📬 <- Help

[boreal escarp]

o

💌

[fading karma]

😮

[torpid apex]

holly shit that channel

is IQ1000

even thought it will take u x10 times where the ✅ is to get all that shit in then the red cross

[boreal escarp]

😂 😂

[torpid apex]

the

omfg i have u typo

https://tenor.com/XHtH.gif too funny

[torpid apex]

play minecraft

excellent creeper btw

[hazy dew]

creeper

thats a frog

[pale grotto]

@muted fern I met your cousin the other day

rubix is pretty chill

[willow yacht]

@muted fern elaborate

[muted fern]

on what?

@willow yacht

[willow yacht]

you said you need to return from a function inside a function or something

[muted fern]

o

will dm u a secreenshot

[young temple]

o

[woven prairie]

Spigot down?

[naive agate]

no? @woven prairie

[woven prairie]

rip

[naive agate]

https://gyazo.com/99bbe8e5107a9e714cf4d29486b3cf2b @woven prairie

[woven prairie]

rip xD

[naive agate]

Ya weird

[kind bobcat]

@cyan ermine The bot has a feature to do -apply

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/oFoo.gif

[fringe sigil]

Hi guys sorry my plugins will become unavailable to all European users as they contain similar chat colours to other plugins.

Lol

[naive agate]

@fringe sigil o.o

[kind bobcat]

hello everyone

good mornign

[naive agate]

Gm

[kind bobcat]

gm

gn

[muted fern]

hi

[kind bobcat]

xd

hi circle

or what was it

triangle

pentagon

jk

cube

[muted fern]

hi

[kind bobcat]

imma do the quick maths now

[willow yacht]

his name is clearly ecstatictriangle

[kind bobcat]

i neeed ot get startick

no

strickedpentagon

xd

[muted fern]

4+6

[willow yacht]

21

[kind bobcat]

8

^^its 8

[full atlas]

Hey funnycube in the #role-request channel how did you get that embed message to have fields side by side?

[willow yacht]

it's clearly 46

[kind bobcat]

103%

@full atlas inline=true

in python

xd

[full atlas]

oh

[muted fern]

yeah set inline to true

[kind bobcat]

^^

[full atlas]

ok one sec thank you

[kind bobcat]

not only python

also it might get messed up

in some cases

it just pushes away the other feild

[pale grotto]

No idea what chat this is supposed to go into, but does anyone know of a bot that auto reacts to a message with emojis like in #showcase

[muted fern]

ik @honest thistle does ours. Idk of any public ones

[pale grotto]

yeah, and im looking and can't find one for the life of me lol

ill force @young temple to make a bot for me since he loves me far to much

[young temple]

[naive agate]

xD

[muted fern]

you could make one in like 20 lines of code

if not less

[pale grotto]

right, but how do I get it (the bot) to stay online 24/7

a vps?

[muted fern]

indeed

[pale grotto]

okay so in theory, if I wanted to expand the bot, how much ram would the VPS need?

would 512MB ram be good or

[muted fern]

well to give you an idea Barry uses <100mb

Running on discord.js

[pale grotto]

ah ok

[naive agate]

you can jut use pm2

[pale grotto]

whats that

[muted fern]

indeed thats what barry and harry use

[naive agate]

its to run the bot

on the vps

use it for all my things

from mc server to discord bot

[pale grotto]

does it require my computer to be online 24/7

[naive agate]

your hosting on your PC?

[pale grotto]

no, I have a host

[muted fern]

thats pm2

[naive agate]

You would host on your host

you would install it

[pale grotto]

barry has a friend I see

ah ok, so like I only have the stupid multicraft thing

[naive agate]

kk

[pale grotto]

sorry, im pretty dumb in this department

[fading karma]

Same ;D

[pale grotto]

oh hi

[naive agate]

xD

been slacking finishing my menus

[pale grotto]

finish them

[naive agate]

xD

[pale grotto]

i always love seeing them

[naive agate]

mk

[pale grotto]

and then crying because i will never have what you have ):

[naive agate]

😦

[fading karma]

o/

[pale grotto]

dont leaveeeeee

[naive agate]

who

[pale grotto]

apollosaur

[naive agate]

k ill leave then

[pale grotto]

no

not you either

[naive agate]

k

[pale grotto]

i love you both

[naive agate]

❤ cute

[fading karma]

👀

[naive agate]

[fading karma]

I ship you two

[naive agate]

😂

[pale grotto]

ok

[naive agate]

ship you two what?

[pale grotto]

to another country

i think

[fading karma]

https://tenor.com/view/tangled-unicorn-ship-frown-smile-gif-4946512

[naive agate]

HAHHA

[pale grotto]

i see

[muted fern]

b=info

[night walrus]

HelpChat Stats

Here are some server wide stats for your eyeballs.

Generated XP

215,127

Level Ups

924

Reaction Wins

Unknown

[muted fern]

still w.i.p

[pale grotto]

that is very pretty

cube 1 suggestion

[muted fern]

make it not say unknown?

[pale grotto]

"HelpChat Stats
Here are some server wide stats for your 👀."

the emoji is very helpful

[muted fern]

b=info

[night walrus]

HelpChat Stats

Here are some server wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

Generated XP

215,148

Level Ups

924

Reaction Wins

Unknown

[pale grotto]

infact, may I suggest putting at least 20

[fading karma]

Yes ❤

[muted fern]

b=info

[night walrus]

HelpChat Stats

Here are some server wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

Generated XP

215,148

Level Ups

924

Reaction Wins

A lot

[muted fern]

fixed the unknown

[pale grotto]

I agree

[fading karma]

My eyeballs approve

[naive agate]

thats crazy

A lot

LOL

[pale grotto]

nononono

[fading karma]

👀

[muted fern]

its hard cause the data is stored in a different table

which is rude

[pale grotto]

cube put Ahmad Broke the System

[fading karma]

oof

[naive agate]

ah

[pale grotto]

10,673 wins for ahmad

yikes

[muted fern]

a lot*

[pale grotto]

too many*

[muted fern]

idk what other stats to put on there

[fading karma]

O.o

Does it store join date?

[pale grotto]

member count

[fading karma]

Oh wait nm

It's a global one

[pale grotto]

yes

[muted fern]

I want cool stats

[fading karma]

Number of people at each level?

Or even just Lvl 1 & higher

[pale grotto]

"How many times Clip has said 'Bro' "

[fading karma]

Could have a lil chart or somethin (idk how hard that'd be)

Number of times Clip has spoken xD

[pale grotto]

that too yes

[muted fern]

3

[pale grotto]

lmfao

[fading karma]

xD

[pale grotto]

he has said it 254 times

clip has said bro...... 254 times.

[fading karma]

Clip hasn't even spoken that much

[pale grotto]

ik

[fading karma]

Hmm.. could track how many times the bot has had to send that "I have a question" reaction

[pale grotto]

but i swear to god whenever I saw him online he would say bro at least once

[naive agate]

lol

[fading karma]

"There is no time to wait, ask now!"

[pale grotto]

a stupidity counter

[fading karma]

xD

[pale grotto]

no no no no no

this actually may be a good one

[fading karma]

?

[pale grotto]

how many +1 and -1s are in #showcase

or

[fading karma]

Oh that would be cool

[pale grotto]

how many requests have been posted in all time

[fading karma]

Or how many server reviews have been posted?

[pale grotto]

yes

[fading karma]

Could be another cool one

[pale grotto]

average server review rating?

[fading karma]

That could work too maybe

[pale grotto]

@muted fern are you getting this

[muted fern]

all a lot of work

[fading karma]

Could also have one for how many times people have @'d Funny

[pale grotto]

yes i agree

[fading karma]

XD Figured they would be tricky lol

[muted fern]

number of images created would be cool

[pale grotto]

yes but you said you wanted fun stats

not easy stats

[fading karma]

Oh yeah that would be 😮

xD

True

[muted fern]

would have to actually store these

and thats no fun

[pale grotto]

omg i got one that will get be banned but

[fading karma]

xD

[pale grotto]

how many times someone has memed cube's name

[fading karma]

Idk if you could track that tho xD

[pale grotto]

for example, my terrible dad joke i made earlier

[muted fern]

just every second message

[pale grotto]

that i met his cousin "rubix"

[fading karma]

Could have the bot tell a terrible Dad joke? From a selection

[pale grotto]

yes i would love that

[fading karma]

Something super cringy xD

[pale grotto]

i will pay cube alot of money for that

I got a good one

a count of "Stop tagging me..."

or something neat- how many people are banned

oh @muted fern, have been meaning to ask, how did you get the paste.helpch.at thing

[muted fern]

@eternal apex did it

i just made the icons

edited*

[torpid apex]

funnycube is talking

i must make him notice me

but how

[pale grotto]

oh, highkey I looked everywhere to find where you got it

[fading karma]

xD

[fallow crow]

Steve you creep

[fading karma]

Awkward

[eternal apex]

huh

[naive agate]

I need sleep

[eternal apex]

what did I do?

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/uZVh.gif there

[pale grotto]

sleep is for the weak

[naive agate]

XD

[torpid apex]

@fallow crow creeper is my enemy

[fading karma]

🌶🐷

[pale grotto]

you made the hastebin 2.0 for helpchat @eternal apex

[fallow crow]

gj

[torpid apex]

no the pig

[eternal apex]

indeed

[torpid apex]

and pepper

pig abuse

[fading karma]

Pepper Pig

[muted fern]

he wants to know how you did it

[torpid apex]

lol

[fallow crow]

the best animal is Shawn the sheep let’s be honest

[torpid apex]

🐷 + 🕷 = 💊

that made no sense

[eternal apex]

I opened my superior text editor, otherwise known as sublime, and changed a few lines with my developer wizard magic, then it just worked

[torpid apex]

o

[fading karma]

xD

Magic

[muted fern]

sounds about right

[pale grotto]

very good tutorial

[fallow crow]

yep it’s that easy

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/XGrA.gif magic school bus

irl

[pale grotto]

looks like my average bus ride to school

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/xHPJ.gif

[muted fern]

=eval 2822820 - 924

[honest thistle]

2821896

[torpid apex]

o

[muted fern]

=eval 658630505 - 215591

[honest thistle]

658414914

[torpid apex]

=eval 666 - 666

[honest thistle]

@torpid apex, No.

[pale grotto]

he can do math better than I can even when I got a caclulator

[torpid apex]

lmfao

just lmfao

=eval 4 - 4

[honest thistle]

@torpid apex, No.

[torpid apex]

o what a mean bot

[fading karma]

xD

[fallow crow]

=eval 2 - 1

[honest thistle]

@fallow crow, No.

[pale grotto]

=eval 2+2 = 4 - 1 = 3

[honest thistle]

@pale grotto, No.

[fallow crow]

F

[muted fern]

so he is randomly adding 2821896 to the lvls stat when i try to get the reaction wins

seems legit

[torpid apex]

=eval cubby^2 = x, if x = no, then cubby is unfunny

[honest thistle]

@torpid apex, No.

[torpid apex]

o

[muted fern]

u dont have perms to eval

just ignore it

[torpid apex]

why not

[pale grotto]

):

[torpid apex]

:C

[muted fern]

not even admins do

[pale grotto]

i want to do math

[torpid apex]

but why

[pale grotto]

but... you're an admin...

[fallow crow]

And server owner

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/s1Wd.gif

[fallow crow]

Lmao

[pale grotto]

and you can do evals

[muted fern]

cause eval is dangerous

[torpid apex]

why

lo

l

[pale grotto]

=eval @muted fern's logic

[honest thistle]

@pale grotto, No.

[pale grotto]

i see

[muted fern]

u can execute any line of code to barry?

[pale grotto]

the evaluator is broken

[torpid apex]

=eval Is minecraft steve the worst person

[hazy dew]

my head is in pain ;(

[honest thistle]

@torpid apex, No.

[torpid apex]

there

thats sad regent

[pale grotto]

lmfao nice

[fallow crow]

it can be like 10+10 and then like oh shit I broke barry

[torpid apex]

👏

[pale grotto]

@hazy dew take some tylenol

[full atlas]

Or you can do the old worldedit calc server crash command xD

[pale grotto]

ezpz

[fading karma]

0 - 0

Would that murder him?

[hazy dew]

@pale grotto ok

[torpid apex]

@pale grotto take some coke

[pale grotto]

ok

diet or spicy

[torpid apex]

acid

[full atlas]

it would murder anything that didn't break the loop lol

[torpid apex]

👁

[hazy dew]

I would be gone for few hours to get recovery

[torpid apex]

nice

[pale grotto]

:illimunati:

[muted fern]

such fast talkings

[torpid apex]

o

[pale grotto]

yes, i made this chat come alive with my dead hands

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/uFI9.gif

[fallow crow]

I feel like not doing anything today

Ngl

[torpid apex]

ngc

👏

[fallow crow]

And then I’m playing zelda oot all day tomorrow

[pale grotto]

its 4am, im talking here trying to avoid my paperwork

so

[muted fern]

thats fun

[torpid apex]

very

[pale grotto]

yes,

Helpchat > paperwork

[fallow crow]

I mean I get paid 20 pounds today for a bit of tidying

[muted fern]

pounds

[fallow crow]

so that’s neat

[pale grotto]

congratulations cube, you did better than dept. of education paperwork

[torpid apex]

Fun/spoiler nycube

ah shit

[muted fern]

get a real currency

[torpid apex]

failed

[fallow crow]

Heck off cube

pounds are the best

[torpid apex]

is worth 0.000000000001 dollars x 0

[fallow crow]

worth more then dollars

[muted fern]

Australian Dollaroos

[pale grotto]

no

[fallow crow]

sounds like a currency McDonald’s made up

[pale grotto]

dollars is superior

[fallow crow]

Ngl

[torpid apex]

supreme white

[pale grotto]

lmao speaking of supreme white

[fallow crow]

If anyone has 3 dollars and PayPal and wants to buy me a wand on an mc server so I can flex to my friends that’d be great

Thx bye

[torpid apex]

o

a wand

[muted fern]

what are you? harry potter?

[torpid apex]

for 3 dollars

harry potter is a very strange book tbh

[fallow crow]

yep pretty much

[pale grotto]

https://www.carwale.com/marutisuzuki-cars/alto-k10/colours/superior-white-2777/ @torpid apex

[fallow crow]

no

[pale grotto]

the white is just

[torpid apex]

how can someone suck so hard to kill a person for 7 years

[pale grotto]

11/10

[fallow crow]

Harry Potter as actually life

[pale grotto]

"Superior White"

[torpid apex]

oh shush

[muted fern]

eu link tax, better disable embeds

[fallow crow]

If people haven’t read Harry Potter they’re weird

[pale grotto]

what embed

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/wk5r.gif

[pale grotto]

i fixed it

[torpid apex]

@fallow crow hold my beer

[pale grotto]

oh yes, cool trick everyone probably already knows

surround a link with < > and it disables embed

[torpid apex]

cole more like coal am i right lads

its a prank

[pale grotto]

yes

:coal:

[torpid apex]

:coal:

nani

[pale grotto]

i produce your house's power

[torpid apex]

oh a dinosaur

[fading karma]

It's just a prank bro

[pale grotto]

whats your accomplishments?

[torpid apex]

https://tenor.com/wIxP.gif

[muted fern]

so barry is drunk

[fading karma]

oof

[torpid apex]

thats funny cube

trying to make barry

work

[pale grotto]

yes

i agree

[muted fern]

says there 659,617,270 xp now

[fading karma]

https://tenor.com/view/abstract-cube-gif-3579954

[pale grotto]

thats also cube making you be quiet

[torpid apex]

o

[fading karma]

o.o

[torpid apex]

=xp multiplier

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Current Multiplier is x1

[torpid apex]

oof

make it x0

[pale grotto]

no

[torpid apex]

👏

[pale grotto]

heck u

[fallow crow]

who wanna see the most overpriced stuff on an mc server

[torpid apex]

no u

what

[pale grotto]

yes

[torpid apex]

a plugin that does nothing

[muted fern]

oooo

[torpid apex]

aka custom plugins

[muted fern]

ik why

[torpid apex]

cause dev scams

amazing right

[muted fern]

no i dont

[fallow crow]

https://www.potterworldmc.com

[fading karma]

https://tenor.com/view/ocd-dont-watch-buckyballs-bucky-balls-gif-6117055

[fallow crow]

Go on that link

And the shop

[fading karma]

What about it? 😮

[torpid apex]

isnt harry potter trend dead

idk why u wanto harry pot

[fading karma]

Oh wow

[fallow crow]

no Harry Potter is the best

[fading karma]

Those cosmetics are expens

[fallow crow]

ikr

I’m gonna buy a wand from there

And then gonna flex

[fading karma]

$41.99```

[fallow crow]

Yeah

[pale grotto]

what

im sorry

[torpid apex]

ugh shit

@fallow crow

whats ur ign

[fallow crow]

wat why

[torpid apex]

i cant use KYS as ign for store

[pale grotto]

fucking ridiculous

[fallow crow]

lukeyoung_

[torpid apex]

ok thanks

but that logo sick af

[fading karma]

Lucy_the_Cow works too

[torpid apex]

def not p2w server

[fading karma]

I like how it's all cosmetics though

[torpid apex]

tbh i think that whole shit is waste

[fading karma]

And different shop items then most other servers

Since a lot of it is custom

[fallow crow]

Nahhh I need lots of things on there

[muted fern]

added a new feature, 10% tax on all xp generation

goes to me

[fallow crow]

starting with the dark lord wand and what

rigged

[pale grotto]

no

[fading karma]

Sure ;D

[pale grotto]

stop

[muted fern]

another 5% goes to free parking

[fading karma]

(As long as I keep this blue)

[fallow crow]

5% goes to me

[torpid apex]

holly shit

i want that

so bad

[fading karma]

I won't be green ever again

[pale grotto]

you are not the eu

[torpid apex]

i want that turtle

[fallow crow]

ikr Steve

[pale grotto]

sto

[fallow crow]

“It’s all shit”

[torpid apex]

ikr

hypixel turtle is better

[fallow crow]

I need that stuff

[torpid apex]

its like buying new earrings

[fading karma]

https://store.potterworldmc.com/category/904159
This is cool too

[fallow crow]

Earrings look ugly

[muted fern]

[fading karma]

Haven't seen something like that before

[torpid apex]

i have an earring

:lennyface:

[naive agate]

k I am #1 again 😃

[fading karma]

😮 You weren't #1?

[muted fern]

now i need more xp

[naive agate]

cuz of gaby

funny get #2

[torpid apex]

whats that

[muted fern]

so much effort

[torpid apex]

scenery thing

[muted fern]

trying to fix barry

and i dont get xp for that

[naive agate]

funny we can chat for hours if you want

[torpid apex]

hah

u can use barry for xp

👀

there is so much stuff in the shop

omg

[muted fern]

shop.helpch.at

get ur tshirt today

rep that merch

[torpid apex]

yes

i need that merch

but logan and mrbeast have some

👀

[naive agate]

If there is merch I buy

[torpid apex]

nice one cube

[fading karma]

A shirt with Funnycube's face all over it

[torpid apex]

👍

[fading karma]

😭

[torpid apex]

funnycube

u should open a store

[pale grotto]

thats a scary thought

[torpid apex]

u

y*

[pale grotto]

because

it is

[muted fern]

im not making merch

smh

[torpid apex]

why not

shop/"funny"cube

will be gr8

[muted fern]

just buy a rubix cube and donate me the money

[fading karma]

[torpid apex]

i am trying to solve

rubix cube

but its so funny that i have dropped it d;

[muted fern]

@naive agate hand me xp

need it to review your server

[naive agate]

xD

Its not released

[muted fern]

I see

[naive agate]

Ill tell you when it is

[fallow crow]

I need to do some stuff to get that wand

[pale grotto]

@muted fern (sorry for the 🛑) can I get an FBI role

I can use my FBI powers and use search warrants to collect their XP

and deliver it to you

[muted fern]

Ah, no

[pale grotto]

no xp for you

[fading karma]

(idk why people ask for special roles xD)

Imagine if everyone had a custom role, the backend would be so messy o.o

[naive agate]

there is a limit for how many roles

& channels

[pale grotto]

serious note

how do you get custom server emojis in the topic

i cant seem to do it

[naive agate]

You mean from other discords or this?

[pale grotto]

oh i see

I had to get the emoji id

im just stupid

[naive agate]

no you dont?

xD

[fallow crow]

[pale grotto]

yes

i did

[naive agate]

@full atlas DAMN that looks good dude

[pale grotto]

!Warning

like that

[naive agate]

?

legit just put the emoji

:Warning:

[fallow crow]

@full atlas damnnnn

That looks awesome

[full atlas]

:D

[muted fern]

who wants 100 xp

[fading karma]

👋

[muted fern]

Comes with a catch

[fading karma]

?

[muted fern]

solve my issue

[fading karma]

Which is? xD

[muted fern]

select SUM(lvl) AS 'lvls', SUM(xp) AS 'xp', SUM(wins) AS 'wins' from gary_levels,gary_stats;

[sterile parrot]

what is the issue hmm

[muted fern]

why that gives the wrong values

[sterile parrot]

what is it giving what should it give and how does the table look like

[fading karma]

https://tenor.com/view/over-my-head-gif-7356334

Yeah nah I'm out

[muted fern]

925, 216488, 24852 is what it should return

[fallow crow]

I want 100 exp

[muted fern]

2825875, 661370840, 13966824 is what it actually returns

[sterile parrot]

and the table?

and what exactly are you trying to query?

[muted fern]

gary_levels ^

gary_stats

getting the sum of total xp, total lvls and total wins

separately in one selection table

[elfin minnow]

fortnite

[vale aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/code-monkey-checkmate-digital-monkey-business-working-monkey-coding-monkey-gif-13322953

[muted fern]

hih @elfin minnow ?

u okay there?

[vale aspen]

nani

Wheres mah gif

[fallow crow]

Fortnite is actual trash

[muted fern]

gian solve my issue

100xp

[fading karma]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1e7a90f2a12b7a3b87b3972aeddb78a1/tenor.gif?itemid=13322953

[woven prairie]

All the stuff in lvl only adds up to 925?

[muted fern]

indeed

[fallow crow]

me and Apollo will just stay here and watch

[fading karma]

^ It went over my head xD

[woven prairie]

Just wanted to make sure

[muted fern]

theres only 500 people that are 1+

[fallow crow]

gg

I’m ranked 10 or smth cause I’m busy

[muted fern]

excuses

[fallow crow]

yep

where’s the x5 multiplier you promised

maybe just give me a 5x that’s be fun

[fading karma]

:D

[naive agate]

wats beta barry :?

[fallow crow]

cubes test barry

[naive agate]

=secretcommands

xD

[pale grotto]

i feel like i have done 4328 likes of cocaine

its 5:30am and im still awake

[naive agate]

;o

[muted fern]

beta barry is the beta version of barry

[woven prairie]

SELECT is not dank and so SQL does not do that fancy thing one must GROUP BY

[pale grotto]

woah

r/ThatsHowThingsWork

[muted fern]

example gian?

[woven prairie]

SELECT lvl, SUM(lvl) AS 'lvls'
FROM gary_levels
GROUP BY lvl;

Something like this. I'm not fully awake atm

idk if that's even right

But, ye

That'll return the stuff, and then we can work from there

It's something like that

[fading karma]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-lion-king-simba-nala-gif-3817424

^ @fallow crow & I watching the conversation

[muted fern]

odd

[woven prairie]

If you add the stuff up, does it equal what it's meant to?

[muted fern]

idk what im even adding now

cause whats lvls suppose to be

[woven prairie]

925, 216488, 24852 is what it should return

[muted fern]

cause it has a 404 and 120 in there

[woven prairie]

The first bit

[fallow crow]

@fading karma agreed

[fading karma]

xD

[muted fern]

bit confused

but used a calculator and the lvls does add up

no idea how

not sure how to sum a column that you just made via a sum

[fringe sigil]

Funnycube

[muted fern]

hi

[woven prairie]

Hmm

[fringe sigil]

What tool are you using to view the database

[woven prairie]

Lemme go make some tea and then come back and help

[muted fern]

heidi

[elfin minnow]

i have been pinged

again

where

[sterile parrot]

i am tired

as ~fuck~

[muted fern]

i see

[woven prairie]

Wait, what is the end goal here?

To add all the values?

[pale grotto]

I'm scared to tag lemmo, but I've been up all night and it's 5:37am! I'm tired too!

[sterile parrot]

im here

no need to tag now

[muted fern]

b=info

[sterile parrot]

but I really don't carte care about pings

wait why did I write care twice

carte

[muted fern]

b=info

[night walrus]

HelpChat Stats

Here are some server wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

Generated XP

216,949

Level Ups

925

Reaction Wins

A lot

[muted fern]

to get that working @woven prairie ^

so it just doesn't say a lot

[sterile parrot]

a lot

[woven prairie]

o

[echo mountain]

Reaction Wins

Yes

[elfin minnow]

=indo

[muted fern]

b= is beta barry

[elfin minnow]

o

i see

[muted fern]

prod barry doesnt have the info command

[elfin minnow]

iM not coOl EnUf

[muted fern]

you should have perms

just didnt type the cmd

[elfin minnow]

b=info

[night walrus]

HelpChat Stats

Here are some server wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

Generated XP

217,032

Level Ups

925

Reaction Wins

A lot

[elfin minnow]

u ab to make it individual or no

[muted fern]

wasnt planning to

[woven prairie]

SELECT SUM(column) AS resultset FROM table

Is this not what's needed?

[muted fern]

yeah but wins is from a diff table

xp and levels are in levels

wins is in stats

[woven prairie]

o

[muted fern]

select SUM(lvl) AS 'lvls', SUM(xp) AS 'xp' from gary_levels is the current query

[fallow crow]

Have you got any further

[muted fern]

in what?

[fallow crow]

Figuring it out

[muted fern]

not really

waiting for gian to convert tea into answers

or you can solve it for a 100xp reward

[elfin minnow]

o

i see

[woven prairie]

Oh wait

Diff tables

My message isn’t sending tf

[muted fern]

try a dm

[woven prairie]

SELECT (SELECT SUM(column1) FROM levels) + (SELECT SUM(column2) FROM stats) FROM stats; 

idk

[muted fern]

o

[woven prairie]

There we go

Probably my net goofed

[sterile parrot]

@muted fern can u make this transparent?

[muted fern]

whats this

[muted fern]

o

ez

u gotta solve my issue first

lol

[sterile parrot]

what issaue

the one with sql

[muted fern]

indeed

[sterile parrot]

is it not solved yet

what is the issue now

[muted fern]

same issue

@woven prairie thats adding two things from two tables

i just need the sum of wins, the sum of xp and the sum on lvls

[pale grotto]

cube

on mobile i cant post pictures

[woven prairie]

oh

[pale grotto]

but on desktop I can

[muted fern]

thats a bit rude

[pale grotto]

What is this black magic

[muted fern]

@sterile parrot

wait 1 sec

[mental lichen]

Flappy Turd

[muted fern]

k @sterile parrot fixed a few bits

[woven prairie]

I can build this in MC

[muted fern]

i see

=lvl @woven prairie

[muted fern]

wheres ur bg

😦

[elfin minnow]

lmao

[torpid apex]

oooo

[pale grotto]

@muted fern ik ik I'm sorry

but I have idea

For the web leaderboards for levels

You should add a search bar

[torpid apex]

no

lol

command g is enough

[pale grotto]

yes but i feel annoying checking it often

[muted fern]

just get good

[torpid apex]

i dont

cause i am in top 6

no need to scroll down to look @ newbs

[muted fern]

if you really want you can use https://lb.helpch.at/250

[torpid apex]

i am coming for you

aboo

[muted fern]

dont wanna add search, cause then i have to protect against sql injection

and thats no fun

[torpid apex]

very close

[pale grotto]

That's wonderful

[elfin minnow]

sUre

[pale grotto]

Thanks cube you helped alot

[elfin minnow]

=lvl lb

[honest thistle]

XP Leaderboard:

See even more top users through the online leaderboard.

[muted fern]

updated @night walrus's avatar

[torpid apex]

just add xp booster

old one looked

noicer

u just had to change B to purple and background to white

[pale grotto]

just a big B

ok

[mental lichen]

Hi dad

[torpid apex]

and itch at the end

[muted fern]

hi lewis

[torpid apex]

lewis structure

[mental lichen]

What's up broskis

[pale grotto]

🅱arry 🅱️. 🅱️enson

[torpid apex]

or big BB

[pale grotto]

yes

[muted fern]

Bad boi bazza*

[torpid apex]

Boring Beta Barry

^

[pale grotto]

big daddy barry

[mental lichen]

🇵 🇵

[muted fern]

=help