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https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/an-actually-decent-plugin-update-checker.344327/ This looks very nice
I maybe think about making one.... 
Oh
true if it was in 1.6 or older i dont remember so it displays the ip under the motd 😛
You're so tired?
#announcements clip is typing
KiteBoard will get a rewrite in the new year!
o no
Weird flex, but okay.
Lol
Lmao
Sup ladies
Clip is a Mobile boi
Me too
Oh
Lol
100 spigot accs
Yes?
I guess Clip is finally off work.
Pretty certain that’s against the rules
ill just send you money
Really?
Just send me 1000 via f&f
i dont care about money any more
Merry Christmas santa
my life is too hard but
Lol
You don’t need to send me it
Oh
God, are you a 13 year old female? That's what you remind me of.
Send it to @fringe sigil and we will split it
lol
i just want to die but we dont get what we want d o we
Buy me one
Lol
And I'll play with you
Well dinner so il see you all in a bit
Dw about it, Clip is buying me one.
Don't forget to send me half the life savings balance of $2.45! @fringe sigil
Clip is a hoe and will try and get money anyway he can.
He'd make more money if he'd update his premium plugins
¯_(ツ)_/¯
True lol
I just spend my life savings on Christmas

For my kids
I mean if you got rid of the kids you'd still have money.
sent niall 3 grand ish
O.o
Hmm
Are you okay dude? You really shouldn't be giving out money like that.
im going to die
I think you got the wrong Niall
Whoa don’t be thinking like that
to nlplugindev
@fallow crow why are you going to die exactly
dw
nah I gotta worry bb
go to sleep, put down the toaster
That doesn't mean you just give away money.
U see my elf this morning
No
no
But I got a sweater that says "When I think of you I touch my elf"
inb4 dick
dOn'T dO iT
Don’t worry he didn’t send the money
Stick your dick in the toaster for maximum pleasure
thats how u get a phub premium acc
And... he's muted.
Oh
Stop being so sensitive
@regal juniper he is sorry
Someone said something similar, got muted and cut himself...
What's wrong with this generation
jesus clip aren't you a dad
Cya
No I was joking
Clip r u off work
Yeah
My laptop is at my wife's work
Smh
She been using it for work
Clip what is your job
Lol she said it was so fast today
Here I'll screenshot
rip i'm gonna get banned
Will you be getting the laptop back this week?
@pure bane vaouroc said he wants to dm you
13 year olds now laugh...
LOL
Lol
Battery probably dead now
Clip various said “can u say I’m sorry”
Hell yeah that's my laptop gtfo
Uhm....
She just needs it for the weekend
Looks like global mute is excluded from #480577005612433418 ?
Fixed.
No, I'm not angry. The guy was just talking about killing himself and pornhub.
someone is clearly depressed
punish him harder father
Basically
.....And what when he's clearly depressed and because of the mute it goes worse?
Noone said it got worse
@regal ravine only one request at a time, please remove your old request
Do you read what I say? Lmao
honestly, people need to stop thinking that just because you play the depressed card that you should get pity... random places is not where you express yourself...and if you're going to USE the internet you need to get used to the fact that 1- people don't care about your problems when you break the rules and 2- people aren't 'nice'
^^
world is not cupcakes and rainbows...
sadly
Want real depression. Meet my bills and bank account knowing I have 2 potential depressed kids like you to support until you are 18 or (I'll stop)
The whole acceptance of your peers of society isn't depression
Wait until you are an adult and face real challenges
Like finding a job?
bills
Because that's what I'm facing
If you blame others or even yourself and give up at your age what you going to do when you have people who depend on you
Life assurance exists
No reason to live in the negative
Still nobody knows why/how this happens? Posted it in #general-plugins yesterday but it kinda got lost
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439172476942155786/524394465343832074/unknown.png
yea- don't make comments about how your 'life insurance is all you're good for' on FB... they don't like that
Enjoy life. We're only here once
That's what I try....
very true... gotta find things that make you happy
Just finding a job would make it slightly better
Didn't had one since summer....
Makes me kinda sick....
Can't find a job If you aren't looking
Ur sure on discord rn
Could be out there filling out apps
Instead of listening to me preach
I write to at least 5+ companies... Issue is that everyone wants people with experience.... Which I don't have
You start at the bottom
fast food/ retail
I am “self-employed”
if you're real lucky you could get internship
Stop expecting a job with a 100k salary and start somewhere
Go wash dishes at a restaurant on the weekends
Movie theatre
Fast food
Garden centre
I'd be happy if I made $200-400 extra a month from home
Uhuu, $200
only cuz daycare is expensive as hell
Same @dapper fox
I mean I had a 3 year education (1 day school, 4 days work per week) in a job, that is needed pretty much anywhere... But the education doesn't count as "practice" which is a dumb thing.
I have 5 kids under 5 in my house rn
O.o
How much you selling them for?
They are tearing shit up
Lmao
Free
I need one for one of my classes
lol
U have to take 2
My father was/is weird sometimes
wow- so generous
Can't give just 1
2 + 1 free
At some points he complains about me and wishes that he never had me and my brother....
And at other points he sais things like "In my life I made 2 right things: You and your brother"
That sucks andre =/
People can say bad things when they are mad but not all are true
At least you have a father... Mine committed suicide by shooting himself in the head when I was a child...
Let's talk more about how our dad's don't care tho
keepin mind-parents can say horrible things when theyare stressed
:'(
and parents also want to hide their personal failing from their kids
Sorry to hear that clip
I recently had dreams, where I am a father.... Should that tell me something?
while is not good that it happened, it teaches a valuable lesson- value your life/other in it
Have you been with a woman? Lol
@boreal escarp Playing Fizz first time, I like him.
Fizz is fun
fux off @proper fable
lol
Oh yeah I forgot you play too
Dad / Father. A father or Dad is an interesting symbol in one's dream. ... For example, your father represents your power or authority in your relationships. If you have a dream of your own father or alternatively, being a father then this means that there are going to be difficult days ahead.
@pure bane Funny you don't remember, since that caused a huge discussion here (Please don't open that shit again)

Andre rly tho... Life isn't as bad is it may seem at a particular moment...
oof
any of you guys heard of the FB game 'Fish Bang'
Fuck yeah it is
Plus we have only one =/
unless you're a cat- then you have 9
Hey it's miniclip
is that a gud boi
They are definitely not your childs
Lol
cute picture!
Clip what’s your job
#McCarthy

if we average the two children, we will find out what clip looks like
depends
I know what I look like
or his wife
He has a profile pic
they could both look like the mom 😛
I remember when clip tried to make a "face reveal" and discord didnt let him to upload the photo 
What lol
Lol
clip- you're not ugly, you just are not your 'type'
Haha
@pure bane What did you say about seing life from the good side?
Why do you say now you're ugly?
he said he got lucky with his wife
I'm not depressed about it... I learned to live with it
o
although most men say that
And be happy
True
Even tho people that saw me say I look good
it's easy to see your own flaws 😃
But I have an annoying scar on my chin, that prevents hair to grow there
Looks so weird when I have a beard
Like there's a small line with no hair 

I doubt anyone notices though
Andre- I'll trade you... you can have my stretch marks across my torso from having a kid, i'll take your scar
you're not ugly
That's me
agreed
Would you take my overweight then @dapper fox 😛
nah, i got my own
I really need a job again to get in shape....
baby weight
Body Builder
My job helped me to stay in a good shape
Who doesnt
every dad does
You are either too skiny or fat
I draw random stuff when I'm bored... Want to see a drawing (nothing inapropriate or similar)
sure!
Kit how old is your child and are they a boy or girl
Luigi oof
almost 2 (birthday is in Jan) and boy
drawed in like 5 minutes....
that's REALLY good for 5min
Looks good 🔥
Just wait for 3
What happen then? O.o
they mutate
I'm not that far ahead of you but I know a little of what you have coming
into a demon
I saw a parody of OPM called One jump man, where Luigi was the main character..... He was buffed af there....
Lol kit
That inspired me for that drawing.
Atleast they are cute demons 
oh, i can imagine it gets worse- i've already had the 'tantrum phase'
3-5 (I guess?) are most critical ages... then it's normal until teenager-time
now i'm in the 'needy af and had to be under my feet ALL the time' phase
speaking of...

On my lap for the 29th time today
Idk kit, I love kids, especially the young ones ( < 4)
I say hello
i like them- then I HATE them
@boreal escarp lmao
He's so cute 😍
he's a smart little shit
In a good or bad way
I mean, they are cute until they grow, after that become .. ught
Smart to be naughty lol
depends who you ask, Niall
he can navigate an ipad/iphone and almost can on the computer
Can he speak? 🤣
What age is he again?
I wanted my brother to grow, now I want him as a baby again, welp 
He's 11 now and make be want to beat his ass for each word he say
but I can't be too angry cuz he's play his learning game
lol- 11 yr old boy is rough
i remember my brother at that age
:)
wanted to kick his ass on a daily basis
I have tried to give him away but my mother didnt allowed me 🤣
Lol @dapper fox my son is playing Black ops rn
isn't he 5?
Just turned 3
oof
It's a learning game too, depends how you look at it
i guess
I'm bad
i got my son hooked on Spyro
You learn curses 
I read the discussion with kangarko about the promotion-shit again.... Always good stuff 
lol
and yay, clip! Future Minecrafter!
once my son can use computers well enough, i'm sure he'll take it for MC
You are a good gamer father clip, I'm proud of you 🤣
I like that he has a SNES iirc?
Lol
Same
Best memories of childhow
DS and Wii
Mr. Iwata sure did a good thing
Was my era
Lol... Grow up with a NES and SNES and then we're talking
You have to limit these children on electronics tho

But GameCube still my favorite console of all time
I let him play but not all day
yeah
When I was young we didn’t have iPhones/pads
Playing video games at 3y damn
Lol
When I was young we had AOL
same @fringe sigil
We had "playing outside"
Didn't had a smartphone until...... 3 years ago?
We had art attack on windows 2000
And then I just had a lumia
Everyone had a nice flip phone
Have a S9 since a few months now
Ah yes the wonderful blackberry
I had my first phone - if you can call it a phone - at the age of 13 but didnt used it as much as nowadays kids does
With 15 or so
But today some kids have phones at like 6
Was a sony ericson.... Do they still exist?
The real old ones with..... keys
Haha, I remember andre
I remember Ericsson
I feel old -_-
Lol
I had a pager
Never understood how these things worked
same Gaby
Couldnt people just use their phones to send messages?
Not back in the day
I've used Paper
O.o
O you said Pager
Lmao glare
They still used windows XP
1979: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future
2018: lol let’s eat tide pods
You can type messages on these things?
Yes
I think that was the reason or part of it
Is this goodnight time?
Goodnight all
23:00
22:00
Hello from future 
iPhones are great though
Are they
i'd say iPhones are more 'idiot-proof'
In what way?
people who don't understand virus/ malware can't technically get it on apple products...
at least, as far as i've heard
i only like apple because it was what I started with
if I had started with android, i'd probs say different
Back in my day all my friends in the neighborhood ran wires to each others houses and attached cans to each end, then, once we realized that sucked we just walked over and talked to one another, in person. It was CRAZY 😜
nowadays we just text each other or use the internet because we aren't cavemen
more like slavemen - like a cobra mesmerized by the movements of snake charmer - we are mindlessly drawn to the glow of our 'sophisticated' screens.
tfw technological advancement is treated as a hindrance rather than the miracle it is
why are there two pages on one page
@broken depot What are you trying to suggest? You like traps, and that's a fact?
Okay that was kind of funny.
To celebrate, Ahmad will finally get his well deserved Admin tank
Rank*
An admin tank would be cool to
Let the giveaways rain down.
Woah a giveaway
oof
So many builders needed
Giveaway clips' soul
Is possible to redirect the files downloaded from let's say spigot to a different folder than Downloads?
Yes
Chrome settings
Advanced
Downloads
Ask where to put the file before downloading or whatever tick that

Gl ever done it before?
Yea, but it will take ages to reinstall all things
gift me nitro
ty
go to Library and click Gift Inventory
then give me nitro
cos ur hypesquad u can do it
oh
ur a disappointment
just read ur messages

"early supporter" lol
Yea, everyone who have bought it before october got it
clip
I had it since April
can you give me your link ❤
@pure bane I have it too

I'm on mobile and idk where it is
Isnt on mobile
That's what I was just looking for
oof on pc there is a thing called Library > Gift Inventory
When you got Nitro before they added games to it, you have that badge
andre did u gift urs already
yep
oof clip, im relying on u here
scholtes
ty clip ❤
Why u want nitro so bad
Can you not get the link in your game-library? Or is that only a desktop thing?
A month is just a tease
lol
What u getting me for xmas

support tickets
@pure bane dw about it, luke is giving me his
ayy nitro
Discord nitros lit


that's amazing
Enhance as in make it large? If so I got just the thing....

As in, make it more enjoyable etc
One of those will make it more enjoyable
A friend makes a plugin for me, that makes survival more "realistic"
yeah I'd like it to be more realistic tbh
Here's a plugin called realistic mc iirc
Personally I'd like to see better explosion physics
Mineplex has a plugin that makes blocks fly in all directions with explosions
The plugin that currently is made for me implements a perma-death
When you die, you're in gm 3, with no way to chat with others and you can die, even when offline
Rip

RIP gaby
Indeed



Everyone that is on a Hypesquad team or how are they called
i c

Because it wasn’t already hypesquad
I still haven't gotten my free month gift of nitro yet :(
Go to billing -> gifts
I know, I am asking how to send them it.
If I click on Generate link it does nothing
You generate It then copy it
^
Is there supposed to be an option to copy it? lol
All I see is generate link, it does the loading icon for a second then nothing happens
Opinions on something.
- Simulate a fake explosion by removing blocks in a certain radius.
- Use NMS to create an explosion so it can be used in the way I need
(What I'm doing requires NMS to function properly, unless I simulate a fake explosion)
I want nitro too 😦
Shit happens
way better
jesus god
I did last week, now I'm pissed because I could have gotten it for free
the should give u free extra month tho (if they dont)
yeah but I'm a good person so I'll just give it to my bro
hi
wait..




@fallow crow You know, that you basically request DiscordSRV.
Just make the discord only accessible through a role and let people link their accounts... done
1: Yes. When you (like I said) limit perms to a role (like disable write message for everyone and allow it for a role)
2: Yup. It's an option in thr config
DiscordSRV has role-syncing which could basicly allow what you're requesting
There's an option in the config to add IDs of roles from discord, that should be synced with the MC-equivalent of it.
In MC you basically give the rank the permission discordsrv.sync.<roleid>
The people on the DiscordSRV guild can explain it in way more detail than I can.
How do I hack giveaways
Hax da mainframe
.......
paradox
hey why cant i have the giveaway tag
i won a give away a long time ago i think
Hasan back at it again being a little shit
finally


o


No you don't
o
Hmm I’ve had a message from someone who wants me to add 1.8 support to KiteBar
I remember the last time I tried to test it by spawning a wither
Does it not already support 1.8?
No only 1.9.2+
Ahh
The wither destroyed my server lolol
Anyway as requested I will add support for 1.8. Can’t see it being to difficult
I got asked to add 1.7.10 to Guilds today
Though I got that question almost daily, and so I did.
But then I must've removed it.
Well, 1.7.10 is stil used.
Rigged, we all know that I should of won that giveaway
smh
🅱igged
o

im having drake ban u 
Discord’s nice for free nitro they’re great



Got mine
Decent.
@regal ravine Do you finally learn m8?
Only one request per channel Delete your old one

That triggers my eyes lmao
@jagged pollen Make your original avatar the 1st frame and everything else the other
that what i had
That's how other people like f.e. PikaDude (Creator of PikaGirl) have it
I don't have a sister m8. Hit and miss buddy
lol
I guess they never miss huh
You got a boy friend
ctrl + shift + I
Well 
One of the most important pages for the internet (and teenagers) will shut down.
I wonder if you can guess which page I'm talking about 
Pronhub?

Rip o emoji it will be missed
The cube made some cleanup

@mental lichen almost. Hentaiheaven 

Multiple people reported thst... 😂
Someone call the FBI this is a crime
funnyoval
A good giveaway suggestion would be an OptiFine cape or something
Not bad
Sometimes I worry about opensource
Especially since theres nothing stopping someone using my programming in their project.
Anyone savvy enough can decompile your jar
I guess it just depends upon your intentions, by going open source I think you’re signaling that your intention isn’t to make money first. I guess it’s just a matter of how you leverage it yourself to create something unique or distinctive that others value and are willing to pay for
To me the benefit is the potential for longevity and improvement
And throw QC out.
wtf
the plugin dev of Quests is probs the worst I've ever seen.
How come?
HappyPikachu ?
He started offending me, acusing me, generally being disrespectuful. (And threaing me) when I simply said "Oof" when he said that I had to do something like super long and boring...
no not pikachu, the other one.
idk
Or was it a PM
he banned me from the his support server xD
luckly I recorded all the conversation before he banned me. I will send it to MrPikachu
send it to me
;3
lol
we're so nosy
I need to find it now.. I got like 200 videos in a folder... all untitled..
oof wait gtg. I will send the video when I find it.
Meanwhile, does anyone got Pickachu¡s discord?
nope
I recommend LuckPerms @fallow crow

👍
That was the discord for Pikachu
I think I'm the only person in the world using PEX
there's legit an auto migration from lp
People still use GM, so pex isn't that bad
really?
....rip that server then
I though that was some nonupdated and old thing
it's updated
just old
if niall made a server i'd so like to see that
it'd be so good
I used PeX for the longest time... recently moved to LP and it is pretty similar... for some reason PeX just makes more sense in my brain
Because you're used to it.
Well, pex doesn't have that many function as lp does
Logic friend
and also lp is just awesome imo
pex is good
I think I have issues with LP because they word things oddly compared to PeX... when you go on their wiki and such, they talk like you should understand it already vs PeX where they speak in more 'idiot-proof terms
pex > luckperms
lmao
luckperms > pex
luckperms is a scam
Even the pex dev recommends Lp
Lmao DeluxePerms > LuckPerms
Why @fallow crow?
Oh hey, this dude is back ,lol.
That's not really a reason to call LP "a scam"
I'm not saying they don't... I am saying that LP has a lot they need to improve on too (ex: make wikis more user-friendly)
im sorry about it
AYY midnightsugar!
Choose your words better.
i call bad things a scam
old time server reviewer got the giveaway reward 🎉
Then what about LP is bad? Provide examples please.
A scam implies it rips you off, but LP is free

Remember the old issue in pex where you could crash servers
oof
If you don't understand LP docs u need to go back into education lol
And it doesn't affect any other data besides its own
@covert gust you might be right. I'm somehow banned from that man's discord.
I simply joined and left like 15 minutes ago.
Thanks. See? That man is a bad person.
Firstly
LP has two letters
pex only has 1
Guys this argument is pointless
Gj kit
secondly 13 - 12 = 11
Lmao, stop here Varouc
😮
oh and i prefer the pex plugin because
shove it, stupid bot
oof
no u
why does it censor butthole but not other words lol
was just trying to say the interwebs are full of trolls and other 'cesored' words I can't say
"PEx has one letter"

So anyone else watch Yogscast
I used to watch them all the time
one more reason why pex is better
Uh no
You see kids, pex uses the bisector of the perpendicularity for the photosynthesis of the 14.
Stop causing pointless arguments
Luke, just ignore him
I started playing MC for the first time in 2 years yesterday.
he's only trying to start shit
1.7.10 modded with some friends, it's pretty dope.
aww... 1.7.10...
why are you on this discord then lol
Glare still have that vps? xd
It's about minecraft
flex dat 1.2.5 MC
#TekkitClassic
lol
Im playing some custom pack everyone voted on the mods we used
that sounds interesting
I made wind generators last night to make quarries
Well I’m bored so ima install more actually
to power*
Mods *
any Chicken Mods?
I am going to roll my eyes spectrophotofluorometrically.
no one cares about large words
Thats very otorhinolaryngological of you to say
Yeah I think a few.
yay, chickens!


Well immunoelectrophoretically it is okay to use large words.
make a chicken army!
I just thyroparathyroidectomized your entire chicken army. Poof.
Stop 
You're being annoying again.
all I hear when I read Varouc
lol

sigh
➗
so... who wants to buy an annoying toddler?
Glare, you need a minion?
Nah, I finished my food science experiment last night.
lol
@dapper fox Sure, ill buy you!
you could never afford me on your petty allowance, nice try though
@dapper fox How much u cost
@boreal escarp how much you cost
Too many 0's, sorry
No matter how many 0, it's still 0.
ouch
yep ouch

@boreal escarp why do u threaten to kick me
i asked a question :c
;-;
Yep because gaby has the power to kick
What for tho
Gaby is all powerful
That made literally no sense.
You should perpendicularise that message
First you're on about killing yourself, next it's sending fake money to people, next it's trying to get attention to yourself, now it's just annoying people. People like you are classified as toxic.
Er
That was a bad day
Bit of a low stoop to mention that again ngl
But okay
Ill take it
It's totally not. This was less than 24 hours ago.
You are very close to being removed and not allowed back.
Oh I also forgot, harassing other members.
maybe if we ignore the toxic sludge he'll go back into the sewers of the internets from whence he came




















