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22 wtf
36C is like the normal body temp.
38C iirc
fevers are usually like 37-38
da fuck? my equation is wrong
But 22, damn
if its like 40 u dead boi
101.8 degrees Fahrenheit =
38.7777778 degrees Celsius```
isn't it C x 2 + 28= F?
i don't make the fucking stupid shit i had to learn
FaHREnhEit
Why can't you guys just be normal
i swear to god probably even north korea uses our measurements
i hate it when u just dont know if someone likes u back
True
also my son of a bitch friend went to mcd today and didnt buy me anything
Food isn't free O.O
jokes on you... in reality no one likes anyone
jokes on you... 🖕
lul kit
I embrace it
You will be a good mama 
SAI
Do you mind making me a basic logo and banners? (my pc doesn't want to run PS anymore -.-)
uh k what u need
pm
Who here uses PrisonMines? I just want to get some feedback on if you like the plugin etc.
I use it and it works fine. But the commands are a tad bit too long and could have a better holograms system and sign updater
i use it
It's good
Ah. I've been recoding it for awhile tbh and just wanted people's opinions (ground up)
@lapis pier please provide a valid budget in #449114052233265152
@fallow crow you are the developer of it?
No lol. I spent the last 8 months spending my own time recoding the plugin from the bottom up meaning starting from nothing
@boreal escarp
Ah
I wonder what a $5 spawn would look like
it would look like a $5 spawn
o
Hi
Me and my mate finally got Pong to a working state on the calculator
Edited it and it’s pretty cool but hard to play because the calculator screen is flashy and it’s slow to respond
what's that?
me or niall gaby
That fov hurts my eyes
the map you are in
eh
Don't hurt my feelings scholtes
😉
Set it to unlimited bro
im gonna go in a world and set render distance to max
:))))))))
Aren't 10GBs a bit too much for vanilla mc?
4 render distance
and rest is for other programs
Well, mc is still vanilla
Damn
2k fps with 2 render distance
But still, how do you have less than 60 FPS with 8GBs?
u know if u get optifine u can get like 200 fps
What GPU @jade oasis ? and CPU*
1080
Yeah that's how you get good FPS lol
i7-7700k
GTX improves your graphics which maximizes your FPS
I'm soon upgrading my pc for business laptop
At the moment looking to get this:
how much does a titan v cost
8th Generation Intel® Core™ i9-8950HK Processor (12MB Cache, up to 4.8 GHz, 6 cores)
Windows 10 Pro
32GB, 2x16GB, DDR4-2666MHz
1TB PCIe Solid State Drive
15.6" 4K Ultra HD (3840 x 2160) InfinityEdge Anti-Reflective Touch IPS100% AdobeRGB 400-Nits display
Killer 1535 802.11ac 2x2 WiFi and Bluetooth 4.2
NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 1050Ti with 4GB GDDR5
i9 god damn
It's priced at around $4,000 (Dell)
Problem is though I don't play anything on my pc other than mc as most of my games are on my consoles lol
Idk how everyone get that good PCs and I'm stucked with this microwave
umm
They work for money and buy them lol
i dont think the i9 is necessary
I don't think scholtes worked for his pc
i7 should be fine
It's just what is with the PC's setup and cannot be changed.

if u want i can recommend my pc
Lol I program on an old MacBook
Monster
screens tiny and it can be a bit sluggish
Intel i5 - 1TB SSD - 64GB DDR3 - Default graphics card.
Ram does nothing towards fps sadly so I usually just run with 30fps
Downside is, my current pc can't handle 1.13.2 without having problems lol
w t f
So I usually run without using any programs
As my CPU maes at 100% when using 1.13.2 at 8-16GB
64 is a lot of ram
1.7k pounds
I have 8 lol
I dedicate 8 alone to my mc @fringe sigil
Wow
240gb ssd, 2tb hdd, i7-8700, rtx 2080
my current one I have is a laptop not looking for a desktop @jade oasis
ah
I also use USD for myself anyways (American)
I’m not into pc gaming much
rtx 2080 is better than 1080 right
It looks alright, but the ram also is a difference, anyways imma go work on a few plugins adios for the public.
alri ima go
I just gotta
Nah it’s not that bad I’d rather save up for server hosting or something lol
Tag em
@covert gust u can only have one request in #449114116938792962
Delete one of them pls
@twin dune i deleted your message in #449114052233265152 please pick one or the other not two of the same please 😃
@lapis pier You're only allowed to have one post per request-channel.
Please remove one in #449114052233265152
Also it's the exact same request and the exact same problem: Not a valid price
Too many of em
@abstract hatch Please remove one of your requests in #449114116938792962
You're only allowed to have one.
What's wrong with your guys O.o
Can we make Gary detect more than one request and remove it

@covert gust Same for you: remove one of your posts
Piggy I hope ur watching
Lmao
@cyan ermine Please provide a valid budget! ?? is not valid at all
(guy before him too)
Aleady told him (see above)
(yeet the posts)
Removed both for failing to comply
wtf are these people thinking
can they just be normal and follow rules wot is stoppin them 
A not working brain perhaps?
So many of them in a row lmao
O.o
Wait.. Doesn’t DTags already have mysql support?
no
@jagged blaze When you join the server it says "Player *player comes from -city & country-" I really wouldn't do this but I like the rest
lol
The mother vacuum
Here's the secret, glad I work on a microwave
@boreal escarp
@boreal escarp

Run it as administrator
i am not the owner of the vps
Smh, as in the application has no permission to access files
Run the app as administrator
hey kids
Lul
gonna guess most of you haven't heard of it
Correct
country roads take me home?
^
I'm of a generation, that has parents listening to it
david bowie anyone
hi
My fav music is 2000s
most music these days are about drugs
Oof
I like the "I love it" Minecraft remix
Best song
I have a diamond ore
I mined it
Of the century
Kanye West & Lil Pump ft - "I LOVE IT" MINECRAFT PARODY INSTRUMENTAL REMAKE BY - https://soundcloud.com/scoutsss
Yeah that’s my kinda music
My monitor is coming!
Nice that it’s finally Friday
Its going to break on shipping
Another 8 GB of RAM to run Minecraft with shaders and this resource pack will cost about $98
But it looks AMAZING
I am using 15GB currently for Minecraft with a total of 16GB
O.o
Yes I'm sure
@naive bear Don't do that again homie
that's why i deleted it homie like 10 mins ago
No, I did
the oOoO?
Of audit logs?
"this is childish" says the person that tries to argue with a trusted member
Hi
Happy birthday my romanian brothers! 🇷🇴 
Yep I really need a new hard drive
You knwo your in trouble when intellij breaks down
Oooooh I love a bit of that scummy behaviour in this channel every now and then 🍿 🍿 🍿
only for the scums to be DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC
by ben shapiro
you forgot a part 
Not yet bro
AYYY
Go to sleep
Merry Easter to you too clip it's 11AM GMT
I'm still at work SMH
rip
Ligma
u didnt +1 🤔
A bit too pixeled 
sugondese nuts
I'm a nonce


@fallow crow think you could cook up a very simple plugin?
just replace some text with a unicode if its said in chat, 0 config needed
@boreal escarp let me explain what makes a support team for a plugin bad
and i was like
"but the wiki doesnt answer my questions"
and they say
"we arent gonn ahelp you because you didnt use the wiki"```
😁
Gary should have a leveling system that also keeps track of +1's
So the typical chat leveling, but also every time you get a +1 is showcase it bumps your 'popularity' ranking up. So if I got four +1's, and one -1, my total would be 3, and let's say player has a total of 6, player would be popularity rank #1, and I would be #2, so on
rip
o hi @arctic raptor 👋
@blazing oar This thread could prob be of use to you; https://forums.mcprohosting.com/threads/my-server-is-shutting-down-randomly-resolved-d.13984/
Hi Mr Mud @young temple
@jagged pollen that JavaScript is awesome
mhm, ty
So I can have cooldowns for let's say /fix?
@blazing oar i think ure the one who asked about cooldown for dm and i told u ill make it later
i made it check #showcase
u can have cooldown for clicking an item (whatever the item does)
ty 😁
tysm @pure bane for making that expansion 😛
Java has nothing to do with javascript btw
2 different languages
gg boo 
i want to learn java, js and all that bs
java ftw
well do the same fault that i did.. learn one language and MASTER it then learn another language
java
ull have to learn HTML and CSS too if u want js
^^
@fallow crow
js used in web developments and discord bots if u want
where should i begin
Java is on top 3 used languages
yes but where should i begin
Followed by C++ and PY iirc
whats ur goal?? learn the language that check ur goal
udemy, codeacademy, oracle docs
learn it
teamtreehouse
Learn then remove the L
I can't dedicate more time to learning java because of the shit called sCh00L
erm
skript?
skript use two spaces, that's not a syntax lul
😛
skript is basically java translated into plain english
o
yes but you can't compare them
havent used it before
isn't the same scholtes
not my point idiot
: ew i dont like that 😛
it's just a way to think "if the player has permission x then do .."
lul
here's an example
if player has permission "dungeon.setspawn":
if arg-1 is not set:
send "&cSpecify a dungeon name!"
else:
set {dungeonspawn::%arg 1%} to "%location of player%"
replace all "x:" in {dungeonspawn::%arg 1%} with ""
replace all "y:" in {dungeonspawn::%arg 1%} with ""
replace all "z:" in {dungeonspawn::%arg 1%} with ""
replace all " " in {dungeonspawn::%arg 1%} with ""
send "&aLocation of boss spawn for Dungeon &a&o%arg 1% &aset!"
else:
send "&fUnknown command. Type ""/help"" for help."```
hehe 😅
its basically just plain english, but there is some similarities
English coding language 😄
yes
You understand the if / else statements atleast 
it's got the ifs, elses, replace, send, arguments, variables
as i heard its made to add small features to a server by owners without a plugin and developer so its good
and probs more
eh
well, not really
Hi


Thx @jagged pollen
Np 😁
@jade oasis try this https://www.javascript.com/
JavaScript.com is a resource for the JavaScript community. You will find resources and examples for JavaScript beginners as well as support for JavaScript experts. Learn JavaScript or free with our easy to use input output machine.
bit expensive
tho
DeluxeMenus is 10/10, I use it a lot. Thanks for making it ❤
👍
If anyone wants a good texture pack for shaders, I recommend this one: https://matteorizzo.com/realistico/
The new default realism texture pack for Minecraft
ss?
yep
I love realistico
You have it?
yeah have had it for a while
I don't believe he has added 1.13 textures, has he?
no don't think so
Loading shaders
Is that you?
I'm already tracer
am not girl 😤
gang gang
gucci flip flop
hows my plugin comin 😤
Premium
the fuck
With the configuration the designer proposed
shaders has premium versions?
is that with the continuum shaders?
Yep
beut
Gimme a copy please
bro
Not as good since it's in the end
Settings I have aren't working in the End for some reason
huh
That’s well cool
Well it’s late goodnight ladies and gentlemen
that's honestly awesome
I love it, it's just that I might need more RAM to run at a smooth 30 FPS or something at 1920x1080
what's your graphics card?
Some 2.1 GHz 8 core 12 or 16 thread
OUCH
O.o
I feel pain reading that
Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2620 v4 @ 2.10GHz, 2101 Mhz, 8 Core(s), 16 Logical Processor(s)
what the heck
I would like higher but the computer I am using has that
Plus, it's expensive to upgrade
Some people are saying that Intel i7 7700k is best but other people say the i9 9900k is best
I don't know what to trust
I have an i5 lieing around lmao
System Information on Windows 10?
oh rip
HP Z840 Workstation
huh
Why do you need the rest?
idk I looked up that command that apparently gets the motherboard info
HANG ABOUT
wmic baseboard get product,Manufacturer,version,serialnumber
DO THIS
That's what I just did
o
Wow well i'm stumped
She has a fucking dev-team.
:))
And I highly doubt that she puts efforts in them
ChatControl is great, what's wrong with it?
If she put effort, she wouldn't have such a bad config and considered dropping ALL SUPPORT and future updates for her plugins
The ego of the guy
As well as making them open-source and free after hundreds paid for them
I mean, he does have a course for developers boasting how much money he made. His plugins are great though, right?
Meh
well, FUUID and PlayerVaults are premium and os too
and I don't see anybody complaining about them
You pay for support
But Songoda was dropping EVERYTHING because she didn't feel like it
Have anybody compile her plugins and used them?
I keep my plugins free because Spigot is free
We argued that we expect plugins to be updated if we pay for them
In the end, she should've said nothing as she created HUGE drama
Because she didn't follow through
I mean Kangarko was a joke for some of us....
Especially since he released that SpigotCourse......
I just had a.... I don't know how long discussion about his abuse of power to promote his stupid course in his own plugins
And he also claims how to promote your plugin and does the most shameful and stupid ways you can do
Just read through the discussion again.... Was a decent laugh for me
I have a dilemma and I need some opinions. So for Christmas I really want to redo my room bc I never had a choice in what my room looked like. Rn I’m in a huge room and I figured in order to not spend too much money I’d move into a smaller room but the only rooms I can move into 1) is occupied by my dad which is a nice size and 2) is “open” but extremely small. I was going to just go into the smallest one but now I’m not sure. Opinions?
deja vu....
@boreal escarp try EscapeFromVoidFall.
It will teleport you to the nearest safe landing block.
Is it on spigot :o
Do you mind link me?
Like i've said, would be cool to add a potion effect, you know, to stop players from falling in void intentionatelly
"O hey, I can fall in void and nothing bad can happen"
No damage lul
poison and damage?
Personal I need only poison effect
"Help Chat" yet people ask for help in #449114052233265152?
hmm
@sterile kiln long time no see
@pure bane hey, how things?
Hey guys
So guys we did it
If you need any big data based database-based solutions I can help
lol did you really release a papi expansion on spigot
Oml, Netflix is so amazing
lol ofc
lmao
Yeah il probably ask resource staff to remove it
And il just give it a wiki page
WHA
JetBrains do databas software yeeeeeees
wHat they do Swift IDE as well
Oo
anyone have a pre-setup for deluexe menus i can use in a lobby
It's quite simple to setup you should probably try to make it yourself to learn how to do it for other things you might need
o
O
?
Now that's epic
Ah lul 😂
ok ignore me lol
He responded
who
Online Maker - https://placeholderapi.github.io/DeluxeMenuMaker/ - help-chat/DeluxeMenus
Lewis
Enjoy
Hi
Hi lewis
You tell me
@fringe sigil did you really not know about all those ides?
Just get jetbrains toolbox
idk how to put this, but does any1 know how to get this box inside Discord?
https://gyazo.com/05d38d4a513a8871d136f43d541f2e61
you mean an embed?
You can only do that with bots, I recommend you look into Discord.js and how to create bots
oh, okey ;D Thanks
Is just an empty embed lul
@boreal escarp Ik but you can do that with Self Bots
but self bots are against the ToS
Probably for the convenience of the devs?
Plz don't tell me ur a light theme guy
I like to transition between the two
could someone help me my whole hub is snowy thundra but if i try to make it rain then only some chunks are snowy
@fringe sigil I just did something very similar, with my terminal theme: (bottom == new)
oO
I kinda can't revert either, since I don't recall what color scheme I used for the last one, since I deleted the code xD
We need a Christmas help chat logo

That trademark was needed

Make the roles have the same color as the background
sexy
Downside: If it is your highest role, then your name will be (almost) invidible in the memberlist
Now that's what you call a "feast"
Okay, I fixed EVERYTHING that was messed up on my computer
Now everything should work
Try listening to "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon (from Simon & Garfunkel)
Great song
@fringe sigil autosell should have maven.. ask clip or vk should know cuz at least 2 of his plugins support it
Okay thanks
Subscribe to PewDiePie
pewds is dead and so is god
Spread awareness!
I hope T-Series dies
^
g'morning
g'morning
g'night
well, at least we're always ahead of everyone.
Hello from future
@boreal escarp did you try EscapeFromVoidFall?
Nope, I got a Netflix account and been watching series all day 
lol
Ik, like a little kid 
you should have searched your neighourbood for free netflix accounts
wtf is that a thing
Shared accounts
or is that just you looking through people's windows
Lol maca
i found many households have 2 - 4 accounts and some are not frequently used
4?? God damn
why not just have 5 family accounts, or do they not have 4 full subscriptions
Isnt the 3rd subscription good for a family? 4 different accounts tho
(I crashed my car in space engineers and almost fucking lost my save because I spent 4 hours building the fucker)
do you know how many people in india? and around the world?
do you know how india's internet/ict industries are regulated?
it's not a worthy fight.
does someone has like a program to host a server on my pc? my .bat doesn't work
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Hey @sterile kiln you happen to know where I can get hold of the AutoSell API?
autosell api?
Yeah
i don't think clip released just API for development.
Okay I heard some of your plugins use it
yes.
Did you purchase a copy to use it?
i'm on the buyer list
Ah right
we normally buy them or we add each other to our premium resource
or we just ask public method details.
like maxim, just asked me "which public method can I use"
Is it possible to use an API without it as a source if you see what I mean
but I have the information about the method signature
I create a fake library for the development purpose.
Ah
for instance, if i don't have autosell.jar
does someone has like a program to host a server on my pc? my .bat doesn't work
i will create a fake me.extendedclip.xxx.AutoSell
I got you
with all the public methods.
Was thinking about that
Except I don’t know all the methods
I might just purchase a copy to make things easier
when someone ask me to include a support of a pluign which i don't have an access.
i normally give them my extraction program, which extract all the publicly available methods/fields and dump them
and I create the fake library based on that information.
Interesting
does someone has like a program to host a server on my pc? my .bat doesn't work
of, if the dev of the plugin is ok with me poking it around, then the requester will give me the access to the .jar file just for the dev purpose.
@blazing oar you just need an operating system with internet access.
it's nothing to do with .bat
your issue is something else.
It’s the server mate
it all depends on what the issue is.
It’d be easier with the files
this is my .bat
vk any chance you could provide me with your fake AutoSell library?
hmm, for AutoSell, i don't need fake library since I have a legit access to it.
Afonso right, it’s not .bat
but I could generate one.
Why don’t you ask someone to let you use their copy to do it but not use it for a server niall
Nah if it’s a hassle vk don’t worry
Show latest.log afonso
do you need it urgent?
I don’t think that’s quite allowed
it's not that hassle.
Would be cool for tommorow evening
don't have one
dont have one @fallow crow
it doesn't work
i tried to do that
but
like
i open it
and it cloeses
the cmd
and makes nothing
His bat is broken I think
And get new files
delete Oof
I’ve never seen that happen before tbh
how can i get new files?
That is a bad practice, since it would take god knows how much rum (probably all of it)
It's always better to limit it with -Xms and -Xmx
why go the hard route @fringe sigil
@Echo off java -Xmx1G -jar spigot-1.8.8-R0.1-SNAPSHOT-latest.jar PAUSE
I bet clip would give you access to the plugin so you can use the API
Hard route
right @pure bane
he rarely responds
using that
The batch file looks fine
@fringe sigil i will ask clip whether I can hand out AutoSellAPI.jar or even just put link on AutoSell page.
@fringe sigil this fake api jar only contains publicly available class/methods with empty methods: https://gyazo.com/313efa174f29b3fb5ce3e634a8cada11
i've asked clip whether I can hand it out or not.
@fringe sigil ok, clip is ok with me handing this out.
@fringe sigil send me a request ticket on vk2gpz.freshdesk.com then i will give you the .jar file.
damn but why tag every message 😆
Who also loves to get DMed by someone just to get blamed for something without any proof?
^
Like a guy accused me of either writing a comment under his video or to get someone else to do it
Oh right....
Dyno "exists" here 😒
That dude banned me previously from his guild because I said my opinion.
can someone please disable dyno's censor, it has no purpose
yeah
And just censors words like a-hole....
isn't that amusing
I would have
While other - in my opinion worse - words are ignored
lol, have I been trolled? (https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/launching-projectiles-from-entities.349888/#post-3239735)
@sterile kiln thanks so much, I opened a ticket on freshdesk.
The only people with AI knowledge are the ones in the Maztermind "secret society" of which I'm a high ranking member. There are certain "laws" when it comes to AI that we have to follow. AI can't just be given to anyone to work with because of that
lol
Lol
he thinks i'm seriously responding to his post...
or maybe his legit and there is such a secret society...
let me know if AutoSellAPI.jar causes some issue.
hmm il be using it later so il check it out
sure.
I like your support system it’s pretty cool
hehe, i use it because it's free.
Wakey wakey
👋
Sup
HowRU?
Good
hi clip
Sup
Think about waffles
remix of a lazy town song mixed with lil jon ...remixed by mastgrr
I'm bored at work too
I can't get my stupid plugins to work (again)
Can't wait until the weekend
And just gave up
I'm tired of working
I wish I had a job
What is ur full job clip?
Being the boss
O.o
🤦
xd
@magic summit just get a job lol
What do you think I try for almost 6 years now?
*months
I'm tired
Only had 3 hours sleep today
Companies always want the prefect guy.
5+ years experience.
Knows mashines and such instantly.
Just finished educatoion for this job.
ikr?
Like the prefect (and also impossible) guy
I missed to also add that he shouldn't be older than 20
whaaat? 😂 😂 
Like how am I supposed to get experience when they need people with experience?!
ure joking right 😛
Go to McDonald's
^^^

Wait what kinda job are u aiming for where u need 5 years experience on it first job
That's like every job 😛
impossible... Theres no such a company
as i know u should be 20+ not 20-
if ure like 16-22 yea
If u are looking at the standard jobs that people get for first jobs u barely need any experience
If it looking at more "professional" jobs that's probably why
I mean every company wants you to have a lot of experience....
And constantly get responses like "We need someone with experience" confirms my statement
What type of jobs u been looking at?
one specific that I learned
Very descriptive
You will never start at the top
^^
^^ and if thats what are u looking for then thats why u get such a responses
It's a fucking normal job
There are only two types: People that just got it and people that also have education for it
Well, what are you looking for then?
Now at least u should have a bachelor's degree for a job.. and some needs masters
You won't be able to help me so I won't bother telling you
What about system administrator
And I'm way to tired to explain it
U never know, Gaby may own his own company in the exact sector your looking in and now u ruined a link 😉

Gaby owns Microsoft
Rip the company if Gaby owns it
Only a part of it lewis, please
LOL
andre
why not andre?
I have job at a IT company ✌ I dont have education for it
Nah come on u have some 😂
not all jobs need education but most of them do
Or were u out the womb and boom got the job
System Administrator is decent
I drop out of school, so no 🙆
System administrator?
I'll stick to Software Engineer, much more my style and I can switch between many areas
nah, I fix computers and phones, and the company website
Can I send link to the website?
DM me it, even if I can't here I wanna see it
sure
Ah pretty decent, not to my liking but hey it's not my company 😂
What I hate is, that I first wanted to learn a job in IT, but here they give a shit about your grades...
If you didn't had this type of school (there was normal and a bit more advanced one, depending on how good you are) then they say byebye to you and throw your canditature into the trash.
Thank you, I am still learning @agile robin 😄
Do you make it or maintain it?
both
Noice
Andre if you’re like 16, getting a job as a waiter is easy
isn't easy if ure.. like me 😕
But yea in general it is and its good for that age..
I csn’t believe you are 18+ andre
like honestly everything about you screama 18-
screama
screams*
My physical age is 22
o




