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Slow mfs
yep, still no reply
triggers me that andre got a reply before me, and he applied after me
the new roles colors looks better ๐
so many purples
blurples
I like the old ones better tbh
Oh great lol
I thought something happened to my eyes ๐คฆ ๐ ๐
I wanna change my photo tooo ๐
How ๐ ๐
the blurp discord server have a bot for this
As always (:
I want tooooo ๐
@boreal escarp for what?
โค
gg
Ty mate ๐
I wonder how my avatar would look l.ike ๐
@boreal escarp And still: For what? (For what is it to be exact)
discord 3rd anniversary
And what does the bot?
ah, it make your pfp blurple :D
That's.... boring.
Lol
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I won't waste my time to join that Discord
U3
U4
Funny won't make me one
^
Oof

Your avatar looks.... weird @regal juniper
andre, lemme show you the first rev of his avatar

Looks nice lol
https://m.popkey.co/6a12ff/YN1DZ_s-200x150.gif
Clip's new pfp
smh
what smh means? (so much hate ?)๐คฃ ๐๐ฝ
Could also mean "shoot my head" lol
Loo
Ahmad4Admin

m
Nice gif @mint prawn

@mint prawn i fan
Why are you like gray blue
Why aren't you like gray blue?
I'm not even blue
Sorry. I'm color blind, gotta get my glasses
Cause that makes sense
yes
What happens if my Squad drops an Ingot in Asgard?
ragnorak
o
Yo wassup LOGANG
Yo
Lol
Stfu
๐
Big mcthankies!
@boreal escarp
@pure bane gave me a shoutout in the blurple server
I feel special
You are welcome
Clip ur aunt is a croissant lol
Rood
@vital patrol hey โค
@fast vortex I love you
I like the logos look better this way than the other xD it is more simplistic
big gay
o
o
o
@sterile parrot why aren't you a blurple ๐ ? 
๐
sexy avatar btw
It is a pokemon, isn't it?
i think is 10
ฤฐ have 10 in my post ๐ ๐
Lol
@muted fern Give-Developers-Blurple-Name ๐
Never
How about us?
Can I get 1 million likes
Sorry bro there's not even a million people here to like your shit
You just killed his dreams 
Wow, i was blurple before it was cool
gg
@long yacht Only on request in #297996869173379072
Remove one please
You have two messages in #297996869173379072
You're only allowed to have one at a time
Please remove one or both will be removed
Its only one?

๐ฆ ๐ช
I started a mee may on blurple
Hello, I have a question.
If there were an app that had people who could teach you tactics to video games, or teach you the basic controls, how interested would you be in it?
1 - Not at all
2 - Somewhat
3 - Very
Theres not time to wait! Ask your question @fallow crow!
I felt like video editing, the finished product was nothing short of great.
why do i watch this
Yes

I leave for a fucking day and you guys remove 2 thirds of the colours
By them saying "No Scam & No BS" I think that it's a scam ๐คท
๐คท ๐
anyone hyped for that game they call spyro
Hilarious banned advert. Schaeffers deck sealant.
old meme
best advert
sexy af
no u
What happens if I charge a portable charger with itself?
It'll create infinite electricity
HMMMMMM

Actually hang on oof what about the small power loss from stuff like heat or other factors
oh jeez rick
are u retarded

heat loss = less power
heat loss = more power
what no
lol
that's dumb
u ever done efficiency
No no, infinite power no heat loss
Only the help command
smh
BOOM
Incorrect usage: ?papi placeholders <expansion-name>
@mental lichen
Unknown expansion.
?papi placeholders statistic
Still not working huh
Ur too sexy for this
dude
??
I'm the sexy beast6000
o
how'd u know?!??!
ahmad ur pfp looks ungodly with blurple

It's got a creepy smile
1
1
?help, ?commands ?papi p name u can use them wherever u want....
and it will stay that way
im ahmed
im 15
oi
MAD
so im the real 1
Nope
im older
nope
nope
anyone heard of hurr-durr?
if you put it in browser and add a .com
the result will shock you
(must watch)
(not clickbait)
No lmao
Was sleeping ๐
rip
what intercept
My mother told me u didn't wake up???
๐คฆ
that's lit ๐ฅ
removed b4 stalkers stalk
My birthday day in 1st of January ๐
my dick smells like jizz
๐
Rip
w h y
Can't say
Did play.clipprison.net launch?
No
o
What he will do to make it 18+ ?
In blocks game ๐ ๐
idk
You don't know Clip @jagged pollen...
anyone know any good piano songs that sound good backwards?
What? ๐
reversed songs
I understand but what do u feel?
"feel"?
Listening to reversed song ? 
idk it just sounds good
I ended up getting a deal on season tickets for my favorite football team
Instead of me usually paying outrageous prices every week
lit
gg
Here we go again lol
You sure?

You never know, lawmakers might get some inspiration from the U.S.
@fallow crow "custom" is not a service 
Plugin Development, Graphics, Web Development, Manager, Adviser, etc
"Help with ..."
gg
My PC just bluescreened with the error CLOCK_WATCHDOG_TIMEOUT
looks like I've been playing too much hypixel
lol
@quasi fable bruh https://www.reviversoft.com/blog/2013/01/clock-watchdog-timeout/
whatevs man I'm just posting a link that I think might be cool
I personally love the new windows 8 and 10 bluescreen. The smiley is just so funny.
it's a lot less like "OMG ur gonna die look at these scary blue simplistic statistics alert alert warning error"
i know what it means, and im not bothering to fix it, but hey, watchdog lmao
xd
I made the mistake of buying a GTX 1080ti with no case fans
just playing minecraft for 5 minutes almost made the graphics card explode
Damn bro I got banned from the blurple Discord
I'm changing my profile pic back to regular
Why did you got banend?
....what for idiots
Thats phucked up bro that's the first Discord server I ever donated to
I'm damn near about to charge back
Just to be an asshole
How the fuck they got this big ass Discord server and don't have any sense of authority
do it
u got banned for saying you hate cats?!?!
I guess they just let anybody be in moderator
I got banned for saying that I hated cats and he's punk-ass free lovers kept saying bullshit about cats so I kept going on about him
They must have 12 year old girls running the moderation team
I never targeted anyone or used language that was out of line
The worst thing I said is I would eat a cat
Still disappointing bro I don't like to get banned from shit
just make a new acc on a vpn and adopt a new personality and move to mexico
Fuck that just because the Discord had like 30,000 people doesn't mean shit to me
I have more meaningful relationships with people in real life
30000 nobody's means nothing
It's just a number
true
I'm just pissed for the simple fact I got banned for some bullshit
I didn't realize most of the Discord Community are bunch of pussies
did u trigger them with the profanitizer
No I trigger them because they're a bunch of cat lovers
And they couldn't handle what I said
Even if it was PG
Just for the simple fact that I was talking shit about cats
lmao
lol that sounds like great server management
At least I have you guys right
As long as you not saying, you hate nekos.....
@pure bane https://imgur.com/a/OoEyKIp
I'm triggering them
that last guy is a mod
I kinda like cats... But not that much that I get triggered by other peoples
Just get everyone from here to say it in there at once
See if they mass ban everyone ๐
Just gather people from the Jameskii discord
I hear they are pretty craaazy
idk whs all in there
Go in and just watch
The result may shock you (not clickbait)
god the mods in blurple are bad
Lmfao clip ๐ ๐
LMAO
holy shit!! Where can I find clip?!
i dunno
Somewhere here ๐
standing on his gaming chair
i found @weary wadi
post your servers
ill join rn
give u a rating from 0 to 10
of my first impressions
my offer just expired. sadly no takers

Is that urs?
Yes
Because the original server was created by a British guy & the .sa domain costs around ~200SR per month
and I don't got that much money
Oh good
can someone invite me to the blurple chat
iPhone also isnt that good
iPhone is more ew
Yea thats good thing
Apple products = ๐ธ
But exactly ^^ ๐ค ๐ค

@boreal escarp true, but if you don't happened to break them, they are worth it in the long term
ik
If you do break them, you'll have to sell your house, that's all i'm saying about that.
Building a new macbook by buying the parts from Apple would prob cost quadruple the original price
Over 80% of iPhone users (girls) break their ๐
No one break their phone... ๐ ๐
I mean laptop
Lmoa, they do
Who break his laptop ???!! ๐
Ahmad .. ? :D
Nice skin ๐
My laptop = my life
Yeaaaaaa
same
Nice
Tea part ๐ ๐
Yes
u mam giey lol
we are breaking bread and everything
clip I got an invite to blurple
send it
rip indeed
@jagged pollen there are like tons of documents to upload and register
And it needs to be approved by a human
What?
For the .sa domain
Ah
I doubt the NIC would accept a request for a Minecraft Server domain
How what?
How u got .uk...
I mean as i remember u need to send a request to get a domain like this .country
(alot of work...)
๐
Not really, just need to fill an extra form
Domain name:
cosmicrealms.uk
Registrant:
Ahmad
Trading as:
CosmicRealms
Registrant type:
Non-UK Individual```
Ah
Rip, clip changed his profile pic
Dont forget to change the color clip ๐ ๐ ๐
badass clip
Can't imagined... Discord with more than 5k do that ๐
Ur laptop == apple device and its lagging
My PHONE == android and its fine ๐ ๐
Jk..
my laptop == 2 mc clients running
Bro I can run two clients plus a server
Ok ok jk.. ๐
On my laptop
Ik clip but ๐
clip, you pretty much have the google datacenter under your desk
My laptop is crap
Clip, why not make a plugin that steals the server's data and sell it for $$
Like every single company today
Because the data would be clones of all the other data so all would be pretty much useless
Oh lol ๐
Rip

True.. ๐
Yup
Not in every case but most cases
"Riyadh sandstorm sparks health alert as schools close" LIES they kept all the schools open ๐ญ
What?????
My last day was on Sunday
The beauty of not having finals is that we finish our tests months before
We finish a chapter, we get tested on said chapter
Then we move on
finish another chapter, get tested on that chapter
For primary school they finished last week i think...
So we have around 160 summatives for the whole year
All worth an equal amount of grades
The final grade is what the teacher think best fits the student
thinks*
Really?
Where do u study ??? ๐ ๐
(im not angry because i will finish on Monday) ๐
I would tell you but I wouldn't tell you
Not the place and the school name and everything ๐
I meant in any stage u are?
Anyway RIP ๐
Good night ๐
Gn boo
Gn ๐ป
so much blurple cx
F blurple
๐
F the police
๐
O rip clip
@pure bane ikr
wah happend
Got banned lol
but y
Some admin didn't like the fact I said mean stuff about cats
oh, in the blurple thing
GG ๐
How do I rotate text in MS paint?
cut it out and rotate
o
Rotate your monitor, that should work ๐
๐ ๐
oof
๐
How to rotate text in MS Paint:
- Delete MS Paint.
- Download Gimp or Photoshop.
- ???
- Profit!
lol
Or better said 2. Download Gimp or crack Photoshop
I'm not a fan of cracking stuff

ew photoshop subscription
@eternal apex is your o counter stuck?
I would never say that
I shall have you know that the ban button is a few clicks away
isn't that right gary?
๐ข
indeed
o
https://imgur.com/uSh8IWs The TRIO with legit cheatcode ๐
Tell Gary to shush
^
meme dog with no spaces is censored by dyno
some1 ping me?
say meme dog with no space
memdog
haeellppp im trying to do a RMS but i dont have a website >_>
xd
@faint arrow There's a small typo in your review ([2/3] instead of [3/3]) ๐
Thanks!
Want me to do the review? I won't just tell you your server sucks! I'll tell you why it sucks ๐
@winged sorrel not sure if is just me but the ip you posted there doesn't work.
no it works for us ;p
*domain
lolol
XD
you were born for that
i KNOW you'll say we have no custom plugins lmao
I've found my new goal in life too ๐
@pure bane thank you so much for FINALLY adding the punishment configuration I've longed for!
Which plugin?
DeluxeMenus
Nice
Can anyone explain why "meme dog" (with no spaces or quotes) is a bad word according to Dyno?
The heck
๐ โ
sent u 1 cent enjoy clip
xd
@pure bane I'll /pay you on any server
I'm broke
I've been unemployed for 2 months, rip
y
idk mc is boring
start a discord
donate me autosell plugin XD
For?
donate me your kidneys
ok
nu please ๐ฆ
what do I get then
staff in my server
lol
XD
@fading crow sell one of ur kidneys then buy all clips plugins not only autosell ๐
lel
lel
Anime Snoop Dogg the cute japanese girl finds a free job posting at a maid cafe serving up delicious snacks and a double cheeseburger with dr dre what you th...
gay
*sigh* don't say this again
lol
Room1
Not home ๐
๐
Romania is a little off the beaten path, but these aerial views prove why this Eastern European country is worth a visit! ๐ท๐ด #UnitedByDrone
Watch more drone videos of Romania: http://bit.ly/2tx3hyN
??
You asked my "You should I visite Romania?"
Here's your answer ๐
@kindred sedge ppsmol hahahahahahhahahaha
This is so sad can we hit AnImAlS
rip blurple, the server is down
Yea
Really?
hm?
3 years
Oh ok
Aren't you on the Discord?
Yes..?
is working fine for me ๐คท๐ฝ
Or didn't you read all the messages that mention that?
The biggest server have 90k+
Nah Andre
lool all the text channels are locked in blurple
@jagged pollen https://imgur.com/TAhJGWy
Has issues atm
Yes ๐คท๐ฝ
I see it Lewis
o wut
no
Maybe a issue with the location....
You expect yo be some sort of discord partener server, right? Isn't ๐คฆ๐ฝ
btw.... Gaby advertises!!!!11!1!1!!1111!!
WOT
?
!!!1!!1!!!111
gary is sleeping ssh
(I can't type....)
@boreal escarp say "meme dog" without quotes or spaces
meme dog
no space
lmao
Lol
wut?
according to dyno
01000111011000010111001001111001001000000110100101110011001000000111001101101100011001010110010101110000011010010110111001100111```
Stop bothering dyno ๐
it can't decipher that lol
Oh then ok ๐ ๐ ๐
no, is not
shoot
Ctrl + r
yup it's gone
I just added such a useless feature to my bot....
My bot shows as status DnD with game "Starting bot..." and later changes it to the actual status with game, when it's done loading
My bot has a quote command ๐
But I first need to find out, how to actually split a String at a certain word, if a max length was reached and use that somehow in drawString....
And sadly does drawString not support line-breaks with \n
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@pure bane Yo when you post changelogs to PAPI on Spigot, do you just straight up copy and paste the jenkins changelogs or what?
It looks nice
from jenkins
Just copy and paste it the links go with it?
yeah
Alright dope
haha
oof
like seconds after you joined and I was like "hold up", I was thinking I know that name
So I went to your spigot and found a plugin that you had posted an example screenshot and sure enough, that was the name
@ebon basin what's that pic of
Its a "billboard" of the screenshot
Haha rly
I think its pretty funny. I'm gonna put a big "Clip Approves" banner on it too
Ayy tbh it's a nice setup from what I saw
Clip, cant decide between the text or normal avatar?
No I keep switching
@pure bane Sorry for the tag, but are you in the Minecraft Resource Chat?
you can literally just click to Mutual Servers on his profile and see that he is
but I don't think I've ever seen him actually use it
i'm not in mrc, that's why i asked
some weird glitch
and I need a invite link to it
๐ ๐
There @pure bane
Rpg server?
Non-op prison
Ah :D
That sign is never leaving ๐
Nice lol
@ebon basin nice one ๐
which text editors do u guys use for coding
I edite configs using SublimeText Editor 3
@late zinc don't listen to that heathen, Notepad++ for life
I dont get the point of using anything other than notepad++ for just editing configs
Does what it needs and is simple
looks like MSDOS lmao
2shit4me
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
literally no difference between the two tbh
^^
notafan
but just saying, Sublime eventually asks for cash
Ma boi
anyone got csgo here
@pure bane how much ram do i need for a prison server
3+ ?
@cedar harbor It's impossible to give you an estimate without knowing the intricate details of everything to do with your server, start out with something like 3gb and if it's not enough, upgrade
plugins / players etc.
3+ then ๐คท๐ฝ
is clip not the owner of this discord?
No @muted fern is
Clip owns Funnycube so that doesn't matter
^^
o wot
You were summoned my g

Exposed
life is good
litty
mine is full of work and shit
and it's mother's day
so add even more work
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I do these things to myself
Hows server stuff going
idk, thought you were reviving one?
Thats the main reason why I'm overworked
oh yeah, sskyblock
bought the domain
just waiting on builds
Not from me ๐
How much u cost for a spawn kid
Too busy anyway kek
Nah ask @woven prairie I'm too cheap
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I have Artitus
beat that
artitus.com costs thousands of $ so the minecraft ign must be work hundreds
amiright?
worth*
Just like funnycube.com
@fallow crow what plugin u dev
lit
I'm known for nothing public ๐
No fam
finish the litty titty
never stop a litty titty
always fish it
I'm known for my domestic finishing company or ignore my joke. i cri
@vestal mortar You need to provide a valid budget. "enough" isn't allowed.
o
Mhm
Who here is good with Teamspeak 3 advanced permissions and is willing to help
@arctic raptor #297996869173379072 ๐
ah I just wasn't sure if I should put it there haha
So with the new DeluxeCommands, I decided to use json with the configuration of each command
Now to create a command, you just drop the new command.json in the commands folder
Do you think that will be too hard to handle for noobs?
Here I'll show u an example command
if you get a good wiki then stupid peeps will still not look oof
I dont think so... If u will makr wiki and some examples...
It's super nice as far as what u can do
There's still those peeps that don't look at wiki and give 1 star because they don't know how to look at wiki pages
And make a spigot wiki like the js wiki where we can add some examples...
And will i add like requirements to it??
Like dm
{
"name": "givemoney",
"description": "Gives the player 100 dollars",
"usage": "/givemoney",
"aliases": [
"freemoney",
"give100"
],
"permission": "deluxecommands.givemoney",
"actions": {
"1": {"type":"command","console":true,"command":"eco give %player_name% 100"},
"2": {"type":"message","message":"You got 100 for free!"}
},
}
thats the basics of it
do you think I should just use yml?
i mean i dont think this is complicated
but some may
If u use this what is the new features will come with this?
the best feature is each command is actually registered as an actual command
rather than listening to the command event
If its verryy good features.. the yes np using this
But if its not that WOW features yaml is better
Hmmmm
Not sure if i understood that.. ๐
So i think yml will be better?
were back
wb
one thing with this is now the system is completely customizable as every command has its own configuration file
