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wut, lol
Andre_601: "What if I tell you, that it isn't the FBI at the door, but the CIA disguised as FBI?"
What if @lone wagon IS the FBI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? π€
People just make their names that way
@lime atlas what if I aren't the FBI but are working for the government
and the people knocking at my door are actually friends
π
you see i call them friends
but they're actually CIA members
they're on a hunt for you
all 17 of them
yeah but... knocking on the door FUCK
left the server
lol
if i get this other plugin working which will display offline members
the membercount will work properly
I'm supposed to be learning french, but this is so distracting
ew you have normal discord theme
wut
π
I'm from the cia and i know you're spying on me mwuhahahahahahah
its like a blizzard
@elfin minnow What's that banhammer thing?
a meme
Any1 know any WISH promo codes that are not for new shoppers?
Nota-rea-lcode-123
.help
@mental lichen doesnt work
.help
What...
He don't talk yet
Lol why?
Because
...?
Why what
clip pls see #development
I love playing CS:GO ... 3 matches 2 russian teammates ππ½
does any1 know how to make this bar in voice channels?
https://gyazo.com/7c4ba2c87148392cb5aa64f4eeabff83
it's an channel which is locked
βββββββββββββ
using these
do you still have eyes?
yes
better than ever before they are
for night time π΄ http://prntscr.com/iss6ed
I want to break free
I want to break free!
god knows
god knows I want to break free
I've fallen in love
......
Hello Internet, and welcome to BEHIND the meeeeeemes
no
Imagine if Hypixel stopped supporting 1.8
Imagine how many players would either update or stop playing

11111111111111111111111111111111111111.11111111111111111111111133333 ewwwwwwwwwwww
I do hope they add a better way to revert pvp though
*sigh* another of those Players....
Hey, people like what they like
Guys, what should i do
Stay in Sweden, work as much as i can and go on a HUGE trip in a year
or
Stay in Sweden, work and on the weekends fly out to different cities and experience shit
OR, quit my job and fly around the world
If u want to choose 1 or 2 its up to u what u prefer
But 3 is the best ... As clip said who want to work π π
And ty clip for the dm update π π 
Good luck π β€
Very nice m8 π
Its also up to how many people... π
Ok then 2k should be fine.. π
Alright good
thought it was too little haha
i fixed last week so my business gives me around 3k a week
So 2k goes to traveling and living, then 1k goes for savings if i need it later or want to move back to Sweden
Yea thats great π π
Bitcoin?
Thank you! π
It's like a dream, stay and earn money
Hmmm iirc u are the one who talked about business thing but u didn't say how.. π€
Yeah @jagged pollen
blame Twatch
Great i can remember things π π π
haha
i mean, its either keep living in sweden, dont travel as much and get a nice house, a car
But im still 19, i feel like i should be doing shit
19 and earn 2k a week?
Earn'
That's freeking awesome
not won
aha
π
Well thats just from my side project
i earn 3k a month on my normal job
Great man
But since i wont be much here then, i would still like to contribute somehow
Investing in ideas or something
Twatch, is this in usd or swedish krona?
USD
nice
Yeah
Usually dont write the numbers in KR since no one knows it haha
easier for everyone
π
Yea π
I just feel lost
i don't know
i lost my mother a few years ago and my mind is always full of ideas and shit
I think its time to actually do something with it
β
thats sad .. π
It's fine
im just lost
Feel like im 10% here
and 90% in my head or somewhere else
HEy
hi
Yo
Hello
I love it when people add services in #297996869173379072 but then block private messages unless you friend them
Especially when it's unpaid >.<
π
I have messages in #367904196441276419 but my dm is blocked form this server ... π π
gg
BUT
But..
**Add me and we will talk in DM if you need anything and will talk about price. ** π π π
I always get DMs asking for help...... So i disable it π
I never get DMs π¦
me_irl
I only get DMs when people either want to merge with my server, aka steal the files, sell me stuff, or advertise their Discord.
π
@young temple whats your server
Creative, u joined it once
lucky x2
Ya but I don't remember
@winged wedge http://prntscr.com/itrjhs hmmmm
@orchid plover, Their logo is different to mine π
http://prntscr.com/itrk1j http://prntscr.com/itrk47 only the effect is difrent
@orchid plover I found the original version of it, it's not Wartics logo, they stole it too π
Can i have link please
I'll DM it
okay thanks
New York
Bucharest
Why not? π
Well, if it's shit any nothing to see, why waste money and time
jk m8
@eternal apex, Wheaty posted a request in #297996869173379072 but he left this server..
fixed
tysm
Can I request for tactical nuke construction unpaid
@sour hollow @Developer - Plugin developers with a premium plugin or a free one over 1,000 downloads.
Yeah u do
π
Wowza, Litebans Material UI will be on the first page of most downloaded web within the end of the week
maybe
Thanks for joining my Discord bro it's just a Minecraft Discord for anything
I need to think of a new web resource to make
Something that doesn't rely on Litebans π
@regal juniper How about a web-thing that shows some Server-Stuff?
Lol like you were talking about
π
I'd need to figure out how to actually get live data from the server
Like how many online players?afik using query port
Lol π
Little bit harder π
Btw is that ez to do?
Well not for me since I don't even know where to start. If I did, then probably.
But that does seem like a bigger project.
It might be, idk.
Anyway i dont need it atm π
Ty π
Need to push this update of MergeDrops to spigot sooner or later
Support 1.8u π
Lol π π
Bloody humans
you can't neglect a version with over 15k users (probably more, but good luck getting mcstats to load to check those stats)
Welcome @sour hollow
π
overused imo
@sour hollow You mean BStats right? Not MCStats... they are dead
I know mcstats I dead, I meant good luck loading the page to check the stats
since Spigot still uses mcstats
bstats has robust stats, but not almost every spigot server uses it
They still use mcstats..... I... I can't.... why?
here are some responses from md_5
Haven't done this here or in Spigot for reasons previously stated - switching metrics wouldn't really provide an accurate picture (although better on Bungee than Spigot, because at least here most are updated), and if we did switch it would have to be to a service we control to prevent future issues.
Having the metrics run in the background and fail silently (which is what it does) doesn't harm the server, which is why its still in at all.
If we were to change stat tracking it would be to our own service.
At this point its really irrelevant as to whether or not MCStats.org is up or not. We'd never get useful data from another service because people never update, so we may as well try and take what MCStats has.
v What he said in 2013 lol
I'm going to be rolling my own fault tolerant, distributed system, for Spigot & Bungeecord at least. Almost since it started, MCstats has been plagued with *everything* being wrong with it, including the worst uptime record in history. I don't have much faith in the people who are going to be taking it over, and I think that they are mostly in it for the popularity and the service will soon die again.
I'm already looking at spreading the service across 4 geographically disparate datacentres to ensure 100% uptime no matter what happens.
Gn guys, have a nice day/night π
@mental lichen for your requesting in #297996869173379072 just borrow a loan from Kim Jung Un
I tried but he gave up his nukes recently π¦
Thatβs a shame :/
@pure bane random ass question but do u remember the radius you set for the rounded corners on your "built for latest spigot" image on your plugins
:L
@ashen notch funny makes all of clips images, you should be asking him
@magic summit mc sats is now Massivestats.com
seriously... Because of a fucking script?
LOL
@magic summit , it is skript, what are you expecting for lol
@mental lichen Ok. The Joke-time is over... Please remove your request in #297996869173379072 now
@eternal apex
π π
@forest lichen wanna accept my friend request or...?
@pure bane you still use your ps4?
@regal juniper I told all my friends to help that kid xd
Wot
Yeah @urban jay
Usually percentage doesnt go above 100 lol https://i.imgur.com/0u3zFqF.png
wat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7mliv2KJUY Damn the story...
@magic summit removed the post
damn
wew
U rich
im broke
you should be rich*
damn minecrates only 500 buyers tho
Stoopid scummy charge backers
Thats good but i don't think its good for someone who has family ... π
And in this duration
I have a real job bro
Tbh its not good.. send these stuff...
Snoopy snoop
Anyone good with github wikis? How can i make my scoreboard looks like that https://i.imgur.com/SZgwbUZ.png? a random pick
Add a custom sidebar to it
Then the picture you posted is just a list, a header, and another list
See: Javascript-Expansion Wiki Sidebar https://github.com/PlaceholderAPI/Javascript-Expansion/wiki/_Sidebar/_edit
@willow haven You can only have one request at a time. Please remove two or I'll remove all three for you. Thanks!
No no, I want to do three Unpaid services which include plugin development, making a server from scratch, and survival plot?.
@forest lichen....
Do you want to accept my request or no..
@young temple We have like... Shit tons of stuff that Unpaid which is suppse to be paid....
Well, once upon a time, I talked to funnycube about this but he roasted me π€·
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Guys! Help me please! It is question of life and death! Can anyone send me this symbol? https://imgur.com/a/qIGiE
PLEASE π«
ΠΎΡΠΏΡΠ°Π²ΡΡΠ΅ ΠΌΠ½Π΅ ΡΡΠΎΡ ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠΎΠ² ΡΠΈΠΌΠ²ΠΎΠ» - Russian
and how make it like on the screen?
&7&lΒ»

Maybe you can get a better pic next time ;)
That doesn't have &l applied to it
^
or you have a custom font that is messing with it.
Say this in chat &f&lΒ»
wtf
The FunnyCube is applied automat funny?
why it isnt working with my minecraft π¦
i have default mc texture
and license
maybe it is special symbol plugin?
which transform Β»
oh no, i guessed why it isnt working
Glad to hear
sec
i have russian mc language, and if i want this symbol like on picture i must set English lang
but i have russian players and they dont like play with english lang
f*ck
thanks for help, guys π
lewis be typing
Well hello there! Are you ready for round 2?
hastebin down for anyone else?
Down for me
Shame Piggy
π
@honest spade Only 1 request at a time in #297996869173379072, remove one of your requests or I will
Piggy is it possible to add a check on Gary if someone does more than one request?
Is the bot made in JavaScript?
Guys, I don't think slavery should be allowed on this server.. "[Unpaid] Owner"
JDA library is really good I use it
same
I thought about Javacord but JDA had more promise
I currently work on a bot and like its progress so far https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334349933895352320/425389484582895626/unknown.png
@hazy fern no, piggy made it on his garage
@abstract sluice A budget range is required in #297996869173379072
Yoooo
hi clip
Sup
Wazzup
What u doing
Not a whole heap
?papi p all
Unknown expansion.
We need all
Me too
I'm bored rn
Same
Well... At least I'm not the only one π
Help with papi
I just use my own bot right now, because I'm so bored
@pure bane Sure... If there is anything that I can do, while not being on my home-pc...
Can u open it in an ide
Well then na not rly haha
ok. Back to using my bot again...
Ok then, I'll just eat cereal
I Need to Change the stuff here a bit, but I think it's quite good so far π https://i.imgur.com/jFI4RpD.png
Well... I'm hungry, so I go and eat something... see ya later
Hey y'all texans
?
Only texans call other ones texans
Good Luck π π
thx
Had a testday there....
Nice company. They are really relaxed at work, which is in my buisness something special
Yea thats great
Gl m8 @magic summit
For some reason.
Some kind of cryptocurrency advertisement about adult industry is going on youtube
Oh god please I have my school life....
xd
sup @pure bane
hey
ew @muted fern
o
o
am i allowed to ask people to be a dev on my server?
@fallow crow #297996869173379072
i did but it seems like no one looks at it
I doubt anyone will just become your developer for free. But you never know.
people dont usualy get paid to be staff on minecraft servers?
Devs do
oh
Developing is a bit different than being a mod
ik
These kids don't realize that Configuring is different to Developing :/
idk how much i would pay them tho
More unpaid stuff
Yea π π
How
Many
Fucking
People
Are
Expecting
A
FREE DEV
]sadjl;'asdhkl;jawdhldjkl;
^
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
this is why I made the question in #developer-chat
because most of the requests are [unpaid]
and almost nobody will do free work
Blame funny.....
He dont want to add a rule for that π π
Make Garry detect
If there is Unpaid, that has Custom Plugin or Developers
Then delete the message
agjhsdjhsa
10/10 Make #297996869173379072 GREAT AGAIN
You never know, there might be a simple custom plugin that someone would make for free.
I'm not going to start picking a choosing what can be requested
It's not a big deal if the request sits there, they might learn money is needed to get the attention of developers then.
any1 know of a website were i can upload a file and a player pays in paypal to get access to the file or it sends them a copy file /files
you can sell mc things on mc market but you have to pay 10$ for premium (acces to sell payd things)
but i saw on https://mc-lounge.com that you don't have to pay for that
no ads funny man
im looking for more of a website were i can add more plugins
mc-lounge is a good begin imo
π’
tbh yes he isnt trusted he is helpful.....
@jagged pollen I thought he is trusted because he is helpful :3
lol
Ok guys
I got another lap
And an external screeen
My other lap is willing to be a fucking server
How should I Setup it now
@grave swift you can always sell plugins on spigot
you don't have 3 tiny things?
it's not that hard
and the reward of being able to post premium plugins is great
fair
a Modal Box problem on my HTML code
Dang
Yeah
Best to ask in #development
Thanks
respond with that if they are so easy then why don 't you make it yourself and that I have a life with kids means I respond slowly and that people pissed you off in that discord is not my problem
and I have no clue what pissed him off I've never seen him lol
Wtf
Lmfao π π π π π
'the plugin does work great' then why the fuck give 1 star
Same as if you go to a restaurant with delicious food but they spit on you while you walk in and out haha
Just an analogy don't mean you're doing it π
I don't try to ignore anyone and the reason for even having a discord for support is so I don't always have to be the one to solve an issue
If anyone feels I ignore them intentionally I'm sorry but that isn't the case
Agreed
I hope he understands that this Discord just isn't for a single plugin.
I feel that's how he made the review.
Damn, FB went up to $20
Forgot the underscore lol
Yea glare when fb 4 released he made it $20
FB?
fbi
FeatherBoard
Ah
@fallow crow lmao π
π
I've started doing stat tracking of servers that we've review in #339676414137860097
Going to see how it works out
Been debating it for awhile
How are you going about that? A php app?
And just doing it so u can add server ips to a list then it'll display the stats in a list?
yup, just what I had in mind
nice
Oh yeah that'd be lit
@eternal apex I like it: https://ma.ssive.wang/index.php?id=b4amw&type=png
I just got sent a pm advertisement
bloody scum
this is the tag m9s
MCPlanet#6499
What are we going to do with it?
idk
I just thought if I shared the tag then someone would use magical miracle skill to destroy them
Heh, lots of people in Vietnam can do that if it is Facebook π
We have trickers every fucking days
my facebook messages are just
OMG LEWIS check this video out
with a scam virus link
lol
Duy Pham ?
Yeah
Your name is Duy or Pham ?
:c
*Due to changing name privacy lol
It should be PhαΊ‘m ΔΓ¬nh Duy if I can change my name π
what
Vietnam
@regal juniper rip note 8
What happened? @pure bane
Dropped it
Did it shatter?
The screen protector is cracked and a lil chunk where it must have made contact with something
Idk if the screen under is cracked
Still working tho
Prolly 3 feet
You can't screenshot a crack smh
You must have the worst luck then
3 feet
Like, how the hell? What did it hit?
These are made not to crack
I've only dropped mine like 3 times but I don't have a screen protector and not a scratch
Ya
That's how much my case was
Check this out, I've started tracking servers we've reviewed in the past https://tracking.glaremasters.me/
When you click the name of the server, it even takes you to the review
Smh
what a genius
π
pure inteligence right there guys
Or don't drop a phone
I told myself that's what I'm getting after this breaks
yes google pixel = good
@muted fern how r u today
I am well today.
Playing on hypickle for the first time in awhile
Lol
@muted fern I made this plugin for a mans to help him, do I get helpful role now? https://github.com/Artitus/spawnNsplode
Cute
@lilac oracle wasn't I very helpful?
It's even on spigot @muted fern https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/spawnnsplode.54891/
yeah
no money to pay for my vps
xD
Wait happened to the super secret invite only room @muted fern
Still here, just hiden
Nobodies in it
I put lots of effort into mine too https://www.hey-there-im-glare.tk/
.tk
Oof they still give out .tk?
Idk why I even use this when I have my regular domain too
I just like the hey-there-im-glare
omg yes I wish I could have all these TLDs
but then my irl friends found the domain so I had to remove it
And it's unlimited space
yeah but u can't beat ma.ssive.wang
i like ur website too
ty
sadly mxs.sx expired
and I can't be arsed to renew it cuz I dont use the name mas21 anymore
o
o
I like the "THIS IMAGE UPLODAER MAY GO OFFLINE SOON"
even though there's no uploader
and ur probs the only person who uses the site

and the private phrase which sharex is required to send in the HTTP request that verifies it can upload the image
;p
Ya I use ShareX for my stuff.
sharex is effort
Cause I was paying namecheap $10 a year for it
My domain is already $20 a year
oof
glare did u fix ur email issue?
Ya
I even transferred over all my old emails
To the new one
IMAP Synced them, was pretty cool to watch 4,000 emails or so move over.
default roundcube is so ugly
How do I do that? I tried adding them and they didn't show up
So how do I properly add them?
idk, wait for me to find it
Arlgith
so y'all know marek?
oof
remove "-master"
Ya I know but elastic doesn't show
I think I just need to make shortcuts
@eternal apex Which one do you use?
mabola
What's a good VPS that's in the us?
It amazes me how temperamental some plugins can be sometimes.
True
any1 know of a web designer that can help me with a site, if so PM me plz
@potent hinge 
@fallow crow Only one request in #297996869173379072
any web designers online and can offer me a quote for a specific site
any1 ? ^^^^
Lmao
π π
@subtle oracle Can I give you some feedback about your website?
Sure
Add a description to the plugins you're selling there
Yikes Mitch is VIA @arctic raptor
I know?
Do you lmao?
Yup
Ay whats good, how have things been?
Good, you?
Kawaii
That's fucking funny too
Yea π
@gaunt folio is using this server to find people to spam in DMs about their services. Please be advised, either ban this user @pure bane @stone notch Or I'll be forced to leave the server.
U got proof?
if you right click profile you can tell mutual servers
this is the only one we had in common
ive blocked and moved on. saving your other users.
OMG Miracle...
Someone asked for a paid developer for $50-$60
Lol π π π
Mcplanet is gone
Ty π
Lmao boo
π
60 dollars to help someone get good plugins? #297996869173379072 is on coke
who has ever had the highest request payment?
@pine adder Please combine your messages together in #297996869173379072
Well, now I can not erase the last
Do anyone have github sites knowledges? I've changed my name and now my "site" doesn't work anymore Gaby-TM.github.io
Sorry can't help you on that one
@pine adder Just set it as [Paid]
^
heyyy
k
Ok that was 10/10
Is Hawaii worth visiting?
hmm alright
Tbh
tbh what?
i want neither
i want experiencing and doing sick shit
just got my skydiving license and normal diving license
Hawaii then
yah
Albeit Dubai
Ok, I want to kms rn π
Hope it pays well
well, they said it would be around 10k a month
Don't choke my feelings π’
?
500$ is the maximum money I can get in 1 month
Not for the age but in Vietnam, it is considered a lot already :(
i might be able to help you with that
I wanted to work aboard tbh.
Most people has agreed that you can't go further in Vietnam, so you need to go aboard.
Haven't got a scholarship. I am trying to get one
where are you looking?
Thanks
its going good for me right now, and i want to help other people
i would easily pay 500$ to a developer rn xD
I only want money to improve my workspace mostly
how much you need
i understand
At least I am happy to managed to go into a good school. Else I am done π
Studying in Vietnam is like an all round competition.
800$ is like for upgrading my computer :D. It's just suck. 4GB ram
HHD and stuff...
So 850$ is what I am heading to
Yeah but... Wait, are you going to lend me some?
HDD ):
haha why not
I will pm you the paypal. I will use it well.
developers supporting developers
I am not the type of getting something without giving it.
im just not sure how much of it to give haha
i mean i could pay the entire thing, but it's an extremely good lesson of not having money
mad rich
MAD RICH
wowo
You want some aswell Lewis? π
Send me some
I want all the money
I poor
I'm a greedy person
if you pitch in I will make waffles
Lmao
I just study lol
If u send me money I'll pin your best message to this channel
send clip $0.01
Lol
I Will pitch in
π π
Hahaha
$0.50 for each word
Lol
Rich clip Soonβ’
plus emoji = extra $2.00
π
When holding a pickaxe you can see how many blocks broken and rankup in actionbar. What plugin is that?
Fine
This aint plugin help chat
boi
Ohh sry π¦
feel ashamed
Be nice
jk sorry my friend
xD
I am nice guy
Nice to know π
