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o thanks
oof
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can we call Piggy a male-chauvinist swine
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November 21st 2017 to February 26th 2018 I've made $230 from commissions, and that is why I love lazy people
@covert parrot For future reference, don't put the message in ``` ```
ok
but what if he wants it fancy
?suggestion Make gary pickup boxes and "What is needed"
lol
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We're working on making expansions as open source as we can.
We're moving all the expansions to a GitHub organization
I saw, that's nice
Ya. Trying to do as much work as I can atm, getting ready for Vacation.
I still use papi 2.8.2 (0 "bugs" π )
Ahh
I want to see a papi expansion for server colours tbh (Side note, does papi have lang file injectors yet?)
If you know how, you can make your own expansion
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So how can we put it in any plugin damn it XD
my name is mr hacker and I've hacked this hacker hacking a hacked hacker
Lol what? π
Nice? Lol
I always drink a coffee... sounds stupid, but coffee has actually the oposite effect for me.
...
@magic summit
Coffee
...
Did what it suppose to do for me
And you might *10 the duration...
That's me rn
Your head vs Wall | FIGHT
My head would win easily.
American I guess?
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For anyone who has messages in #297996869173379072 or #367904196441276419, these will be deleted. I am setting up automatic clearing of both channels at the end of each month, but it'll take some time to test. I will say when you can repost them.
https://hastebin.com/raw/wobuduriga
Finally, @kindred sedge will become usefull

@eternal apex Gaby just roasted Gary.
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Interesting, that @kindred sedge doesn't reply to this....
Maybe Gaby is right.....
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Lmao
i'm very offended
For me i love gary..... β€ β€
rip garys broken anyway
Everyone can repost their services now - https://hastebin.com/raw/wobuduriga
Nice Piggy π
Ty mate β€
@pure bane Say "bro" for me β€
β€
Piggly wiggly
because you dont use them lol @small agate
Yeah I have no need
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2AZ7EZ-ZY_wMjFOOE5KT2NKMDlHWmVpNEd1RHUyY1Rfekpr For now, while i set it up, its here making a racket
What will it be used for again?
web and email
the only thing is that I donβt have that much moneu to spend
I am starting to work more to get some more money so I might be able to buy a new server
Anyone has any cheap but decent servers?
I just got another server lol
Any good chat filter suggestions?
What is it @regal juniper
Hey anyone know the "tickety" bot very well?
Trying to get it to display tickets under a category.
Cannot figure it out.
nice plugin but is it lightweight ? https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/gps-1-8-1-12-2-the-first-ever-minecraft-global-positioning-system-33-off.53672/
Looks like a neat idea, lightweight-ness would be based on how many arrows are going at once.
Like if there are 30 arrows going with ~10 armor stands each all being constantly moved it might have a pretty heavy effect on performance.
I can't imagine that a couple would affect performance too much, though.
Ok guys...
if i get a piece of electrical tape stuck between my teeth will i die
because i have some stuck
and i cant get it out
Yes
shit
ok well if i die and never come along you can take credit for being the super hero for telling me ill die
online*
and then the story will hit the news
and we will be famous
I need tattoo ideas. Tag me with ur ideas.
Okay so i started a new job yesterday
i now work as an it-konsult
the first day they gave me a work phone (iphone 8 plus) and the new Lenovo laptop
and im literally not doing shit right now
i have no fucking idea how they can shit money
soon ill be sent out to customers tho
every tuesday and thursday
and then ill earn more $
so my title is Servicedesk It Consultant
and they shit stuff on me
iphone 8 plus
they asked if i wanted iphone X, but i already have one so i didnt want to have the same work phone as normal phone
And the new Lenovo laptop
im amazed
there is a huge ass fridge where i can get as much cola as i want
@potent hinge a Big Brick on your face
FREE COLA, im in fuckin heaven
@boreal escarp smh
@stark flare lmao, start development on something that actually matters fam
Well i earn money from plugin development
and i already sell websites to companies on my freetime
so
But u could earn more $ if u developed something else
ergo, why i wrote that i develop and sell website to small/medium sized companies
For how much $
That's a quite low amount
for <2 hours of work every day?
I own a web development firm, we charge on average 1800-8000 a website
And we're still on the low end
When I freelanced I charged $25-50 an hour
That's pretty good
What if u did that more often tho instead of plugins
well i dont need the money
Yeah, that was a low monthly amount
already have my own apartment
my own server room
a car
I don't know what i need money for right no
now
im basically just buying gucci and versace clothes
im 19
Savings for if ur apartment burns down
Then double it
and do what
Buy a house
unessecary since im only 19
Nah
yep
Get a house and get 10gbps
Don't need it xD
Nah, i pay a company to have my servers
I'm adding u as a friend, u seem quite knowledgeable
U CompTIA certified?
which is estimated to earn 100k
For Linux?
nah im not connected to CompTIA
is it worth?
no, an app for IOS and Android
connected to a website
sweet
And aws devops
ah sweet
Oh and BASIC
I program my calculator
All the time
haha sorry aint trusting no one
Also good if u don't trust me either, I understand ideas and privacy
not even my girlfriend knows it
I have a few NDAs
only me and my uncle
So I get it :3
Lit
Programming wise?
Mhm
Swift and C#
and web dev
I just don't know react
Also I don't have a Mac to do iOS development on
should be easy
check this: https://www.xamarin.com/
this is what im using
its SWEET
Oh heard of that
yeah its insanely nice
It's cool
U got any tattoo ideas?
i dont know
Yeah me too
looks sweet
But what if I don't program at some point
That's fair
And if its a good part of your life, then why not
Look up the Latin meaning of 'Artitus'
same
Hence why long after I stop using this name, it'll still be fine to be tattooed on me
BUT
I can't find a good font
The thing is that
how will others look at it
before knowing the backstory
it will look kinda nerdy
yeah
Or maybe the inside of my wrist
gonna go for a smoke, will write from phone
Yeah Ill check it soon
Okay im done
just checked the laptop i got
(my work laptop)
its worth $2.2k
So, when i commute daily to work. i have items worth $5k on me
Gggggg
I used to own a $700 watch
So with my phone, laptop, shoes and clothes I was always well over 2k of items
@stark flare
haha yeah my watch is 500
forgot about that
- 2 phones + my laptop
i dont even know bruh
Gg
confused as fuck
the company is literally shitting money
So now i went to them and told them i need to buy a computer bag xD
since im consultant i will need one
I used to have a laptop until I found out it was absolutely terrible and had loading times of 5 minutes just to get to the logon screen
Do you know the specs
touchscreen?
yeah
You're working for a rich company
I KNOW
its weird
they throw me stuff
iphone 8 plus
since i didnt want the iphone X
what the hell
since my private phone is iphone X
- that computer
im amazed
so i dont think it will be hard to get a computer bag xD
living the rich life then I guess π
dude im chillin xD
Smh
4k
That's not how 4k works
two 4k monitor
Oh
4k resolution
Lit
2k = cost
With a GTX 1080
No
ive been using it since yesterday
yah
Lmao
My laptop as a 750U
shits weird
7500U*
But no dedi gpu
Uses integrated graphics
So it wouldn't be able to run that
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Hey guys comedyshortsgamer here, today I'm going to teach you how to steal a plugin:
Step 1: Download plugin with /steal command
Step 2: Type /steal plugin
Step 3: Be disappointed because it doesn't work
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new github channel?
It's for the Expansion Organization.
This just notified me a moment ago
So apparently, it's almost 3/8 (or 8/3)
And well. My IT class have 2 girls
So my teacher just blackmailed us to present one or two of them something on International Women day or I will get minus point
Ok.
Now there are 2 problem...
- I don't know what to give.
- Fuck it, they are on another class. I am sensing some comedy drama stuff would happen if I try to present them something.
2.1 ... I don't have a gf....
...
@sterile parrot holy shit y u have so many notifications on
You know that when your teacher fucking blackmail you then you are fucked...
umm, report it?
you have to GIVE somebody something or else you lose points?
the fuck is that shit
International Women day
One of my teachers called a student a "wasteman" and got fired the next day lol
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lol
idc what day it is xD
yes
Yes
yes
You are asking me to report to a school that doesn't even follow the usual stuff that a normal highschool have.
TIL there is international men & women's days
Its Thursday, 8 March
^ Tbh, my highschool is more like a college than a highschool
ya... huh
I go to college m9
Top 25 in IT class and boom
Im in secondary school m8
gg me
Some students there are so stupid I wonder how they even got into my IT Software class
/highschool
@fallow crow losing points shouldn't be allowed because you didn't give somebody somethin...
#ReportIt
I do IT Software π
rly?
heck ye
Well. It's kind of stuff like
If you don't do this, you will get bad mark on the next exam
that's not really blackmail
oh wait I can see how it would be
yea
yea
Well, there is a reason not to report tbh...
He is the one who is in charge of the IT class so... We don't have to do a mid term test...
Due to the fact that the only IT class on the school only have like 36 students and it's kind of more like an elite class just for computer and stuff now
My computing class (That's what it is called in England) is annoying bc most people in the class are behind me and my friends so we are just sat there most of the time completing the work within 5 minutes.
My final IT teacher in secondary school literally just sat at his desk looking at football highlights
He was rubbish at helping as well didn't know anything about the subject I swear
lol
@boreal escarp what did you use for making the plugin details for lemmo?
That ratelimit easteregg on Discord is so stupid....
There's a easteregg in the developer-page of discord...
A colon (:) in https://discordapp.com/developers/docs/topics/rate-limits#exceeding-a-rate-limit
Clicking on it reveals that easteregg π
@boreal escarp You should try it yourself... It's quite funny π
2 ups today, congrats guys ππ½
?
Lemmo and Glare :3
it does π
π
lol.......
That page (in image) now plays Brain Power π
Also I'm now ratelimited for 1000+ seconds π
:))
huh?
@hazy fern Photoshop
can you add the plugin expansion to the placeholder wiki
Okie
How dare u @hardy drift I'll have u know that IntelliJ is the best thing to exist surpassing God himself
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@fallow crow is using this server to dm and advertise
Hmm?
he dmed me advertising his twitch
and then deleted it when i sent that in this chat
ATTENTION: if you see this message tag me in your next message here no matter what
@mental lichen
No u
@mental lichen Traps aren't gay
@mental lichen
@mental lichen
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@fallow crow0742
No lulu
@night scarab
ATTENTION: if you see this message tag me in your next message here no matter what```
Thanks guys I wanted loads of notifications to feel famous and cool
@mental lichen
ATTENTION: if you see this message send me 1$ no matter what, Hihi eksde
Why do gaming mouses have high dpi's
Like 16k
I got 1$ paper which is used to burn for some dead people at a funeral
@fallow crow Snapping
It doesn't mean you can snap easier when use high dpi tho
Also
Larger DPI = Less screen time travelling
Yeah but 16,000 is too much
Idk why Corsair would make a mouse with that much dpi
insert 16k Linus jokes
after how long if ni response should I go to support of discord?
ifβs been 1 month and like 8 days or so
itβs
hypesquad related btw
cause I think because they changed how those applications work at the time I applied it might have been lost
maybe .. π€·π½
did you apply?
when
more than 1 month
i did 1/26
2/2
We know the anticipation is intense, so if you're itching to get some stress out feel free to tweet @discordapp with any questions or musings. Someone will be around to keep your calm and tell you that yes, everything will be okay
yea ik lmao
Not that I know
π Congrats π
@regal juniper and @sterile parrot β€
apparently they stole blocks from our base
Suspected Phishing link 
hacked?
@pure bane they built this madness near us https://imgur.com/a/x17x4
I got a mod to remove it
Aren't u a donor
nope
Ahh
I'm rebuilding that small bridge near the sugar cane
I was gonna build a house where those firnaces n chest are
That's why I made that shitty cobble pah over
k well I'm making a nice looking bridge
@pure bane is night x your friend
yes
nightx is my friend and I invited him to live with us
@untold gulch
@mental lichen
argh shoot
That feeling, when you can't join on the server, because you're not at home... π’
I didn't think he would be banned
I also got nightx banned by mistake I didn't know he was friend
ya hes my bud
I've asked staff to unban sorry about this
@mental lichen @pure bane I asked you two yesterday, if you give Milkmaid permission to build there... You two: "No"
So it's your own fault...
idk who milkmaid is
Wait who do you think we're talking about
That huge stone-thing was from milkmaid
Nightx
not nightx
yes it got removed
You also use the compact mode...?
whats that?
a discord chat thing?
The display-mode of Discord (without showing the profile-picture)
Also with the bot-label on front of the name and not on the back π€
I just switched to this mode now and it's decent
haha. ok
and I like the dark theme
I use the normal/detailed mode
White theme is ugly
Who ever uses white theme is....
a mad lad
I don't say it because funny uses it π¦
funny is a mad lad then
π€£ π€£ π€£
There's another image, where I just think: "Why?"
@magic summit Prefer that mode for IRC lol
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13 is the best one π
Does any1 know how to fix this?
I'm an android user and the font looks like that.
Is it on every server or just that one?
Cause isn't a normal font

Hypixel should drop support for 1.8, or atleast start dropping it for individual gamemodes one by one.
@boreal escarp is there an app or pay to read it?
sorry?
1.8 is terrible and needs to die
Why not @boreal escarp?
@pure bane I told my friend he could live near me, that was the result, I told him to change it but he didn't want to, i guess it's his own fault he's banned lol
My house is the wooden one next to it
1.8 is better for pvp π
Night sorry
@untold gulch milkmaid was your friend?
Yeah, I told him to take it seriously and he built that shit
Kinda glad he got banned
Well if he was with u I don't want him banned
It's really just a mix up bro Lewis and limo started that house and I moved in with them and I invited you and I didn't say anything to them because I didn't see him since I invited you
I mean he built a giant cobblestone square, I would be annoyed too
And then you invited milkmaid and yeah
So I don't really feel like he deserves to be banned because of that
Well feel free to talk to the staff if you want but I'm probably not the best one to talk to them about it
I'm only just allowed on myself XD
alrighty then
@muted fern maybe give sexy people like me some type of "Active" role with sexy perms and channels (:
omg I got tagged by clip
rip negative comments by clip
and no @pure bane
I'm on everyday, unless the chat is dead
I'm just messing with you
Sorry bro I'll promote you but I got in trouble yesterday
_embed link for helpful role _
lol
Tell funny Cube I agree
ssh glare
@pure bane just add Adsense support to PAPI so you can get that
ad money
Broadcast ads to all the couple thousand servers
How would you add ads to a plugin...?
not a bad idea
What so every other placeholder is an ad
That's stupid.
Doesn't matter glare
stop roasting me
god damn u
From day #1 u've been roasting me
It's literally the worst idea I've ever heard. Have you seen the feedback on plugins like that?
They get kicked down to the dirt.
It's fine, atleast Clip will get a couple thousand bucks from it
Well the bad thing is they implemented that shit from the start at least placeholder FBI has 10,000 servers it's already running on that depend on it so I guess they can't just drop it like that
The second ads come in, servers start dropping the plugin.
neh
Yeah I know I wouldn't do that
People love ads
Please tell me you're messing with us.
Maybe people would donate though or something
Start a Patreon.
I mean this plugin has been kind of a money pit for me
As far as paying for a VPS to host the E cloud
Although some people might say it's not necessary and I could do without it I'd rather have it and waste money on it
A simple patreon could cover that monthly.
Even though the plugin is completely free
Just think if those 10,000 servers the plugin is running on donated dollar
I have $10,000
Nice math.
But I wouldn't require stuff like that. I'd see you making at least $100 a month from Patreon from all the servers using your plugin.
create a payd version of papi and add to free version an ad that can't be turned off
------------------------------------------------------------------
This server use the free version of PAPI
------------------------------------------------------------------```
I don't even know what patreon is
It's something that people can donate to you monthly.
A lot of devs have it.
It's for content creators

:))
Bullshit.
^I was going to do that same thing
is this Mitch ?
But I got no money in my paypal
I was making like $20 a month from it at one point
And thats for a plugin on like 100 servers
You could get so much more for all your plugins.
To be honest I don't care if nobody donates to placeholder API because a lot of people have bought my premium plugins so investing a little bit in a free plug-in isn't that big of a deal to me
That's kind of how I felt, I just liked giving out work.
I get more excited to just about how many people use the plugin
Mhmm
That's kind of my drive for it being a priority where it is to me
Ya that was kind of mine too.
Now I just do it for whatever, don't really have a motivation atm for plugins
I mean hell I joined a random server this morning on Minecraft and the owner instantly knew who I was
I leave in about 48 hours to Florida.
So I'll be having a good time for a few weeks, and see if I can refresh my dedication when I get back.
You will bro cuz you're part of the team we got a lot of work to do
Ya I know we do. Hopefully you'll be good while I'm gone π
It's your fault
Ik
No it's your fault that you're part of the team now
Ahh
your leaving?
I'm going on Vacation.
It'll be fine
the moment u leave everything will break
I wouldn't be surprised lmao.
I'm taking my surface with me but I doubt I'll use it.
Haiti Jamaica and Cozumel Mexico
I don't know about that there have been times I bounced out for a while and came back to everything being the same
I just have bad luck then
I'm ready to get my sun on π
It's March
Lol
I have a 6AM flight to Ft. Lauderdale on Saturday.
Have be to at the airport at 4AM.
Means getting up at 2
Then I'll take a train down to I think Long Beach for the evening to hang out before I leave the next day.
clip have you ever worked private commissions
Ayy Iβm in Florida
Or like to a certain server
What part?
Ahh I heard it was 75 yesterday.
Itβs like 70 and super windy today
Ya it's like 20 and super windy here π¦
... now I feel bad for saying itβs cold lmao
π§
Yea I have
I'm not really into working exclusively for a specific server though but from time to time I have done private plugins
Are you going to want to try posting to the api before I leave or we waiting till I'm back for that?
No it's not ready yet
Alright
Well the plugin is in there for ya if you happen to finish while I'm away.
If you spoke to them then it worked clip, Milkmaid got unbanned a second ago
You don't have to apologise lmao
I know I didn't say anything to them about you joining us but I did put your name on the sign of our portal in the nether
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Haha
I wonder if that sign is still on the portal
@foggy pasture
Look at the time stamp lol
And name on bottom right
Those dummies lived with him for a week
Didn't even notice
Then got him banned lol
XD
.
nope.
Mine just laughed at me for no reason
@mental lichen just buy the smart and affordable Homepod
Won't laugh at u for no reason because it can't
@stone notch what're the requirements for the developer role
plugin premium or free with 1000 downloads or more
Thx @mental lichen
Btw its in #introduction π
@magic summit you need to develop your room on carrot craft
Ah forgot
Happy International Womens day...
Anyway, I don't think there is a woman here
Let's continue our daily routine
mcdonalds
@mental lichen hm? I like my room. Simple and clean... Also did you made that shit with the logs at the corner of the roof?
Who changed the roof again -_-
I made it bigger
I can change it with anything that you want
Already changed stuff
WTF? π Check out @FortniteGameβs Tweet: https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/971905987874574336?s=09
I cant imaging Fortnite in Mobile π π π
Mobile vs pc players... ye thats gonna go well
Lol
That will be bad for Mobile players but im a pc player so it will be vey good for me π π
Yeaaa Lmao
some people say its hard to play fortnite in pc
now how what should they say π
ez to kill for me .. ik π
How would i deny the break of a single block with Worldguard
Anyone going to HALO comp today at HomeBush?
What's that?
Not a bad idea
asjkldjasd
This is so freaking worth it
hahah
That was 5$
π
Lol
Want to see a better $5 investment?
pyrocynical body pillow
@regal juniper Drawing on your waifu everyday π
Hehehe
Glare
π
When I tried to declare person below is hella gay aka glare
lol
πππππππππ emoji movie
I spent like 5$ buying the sticker
Now it's a wacom but having a huion surface
lol
Ayy
U need the dust buster 2000
You want to see my room. π It's a fucking dissapointment
Anywhere that I use a computer is usually neglected because all I care about is the computer
Bai
Bai
Bac
lol
Someone just push an advertise of a funeral service for a fucking single person
akjshdhsa
Like, the service is only for that person
Wat
Pay me $300 and I'll show up to your funeral and cry
Bargain
The rate my server community is terry bull
People need 2 git gud
anyone got Portal 2?
for PC steam?
@mental lichen I got like 50% off original price on Steam
Vietnam got 42 or 49% regional price it seem
anyone wanna do co op portal?
@mental lichen I'm not gonna play rn, but what's ur steam?
I need to send link, I'll PM
k
@mental lichen I also have Portal 2
yes for steam (Don't know if a Valve game exists on other places than steam tho) and no
why?
if you wanna do co-op?
"yes for steam (Don't know if a Valve game exists on other places than steam tho) and no"
ok then
Anybody that know a good /list plugin? (See all players + rank + footer/hooder )
I now use the EssentialsX /list What is not changable.
Ok, this is clearly personal asking
But this person here is stealing my friends works
So I prob want you guys to 1* it
Uhh let's not start a lynch mob
@sharp whale He leaked like 3 people π
test
@cloud ore that is... that's just not how a company works
"Hey... Will you work for me for free?"
@cloud ore No offense, there isnt a game developer who will work for free. π
"You'll get paid in experience and exposure!"
^ Agree
Who in their right mind would ever take an offer like that. Even if you're a BAD dev π
I'll do it for free!
Mind you I have no experience in coding, and would probably break everything.
^ Sure,
"Sold!"
Side note,
I learned something whilst transferring these 45 GBs worth of server files over to my new host.
Zip your files into a single zip, and unzip them on the server.
So it passes the constant reauth system for every file that FileZilla has.
How did you not think of that to begin with...
I am not a smart man.
π
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The amount that I pay per month is also not smart, but I've gotten chewed out by enough people for that
$3 per month for some people... Fuckin bullshit.
Payin... 25 times what you're payin for something that's mediocre...
Anyone feel like handling my money for me?
Oh boy do I have some expenditures which are questionable.
Like sticking your waifu into a drawing tablet
Hey
I don't even know how to use it π
Now that is not a smart investment..
Wanna know why it's really not a smart investment?
Hm?
My arm is currently resting on a drawing tablet
Given to me by my ex fiance.
Unfortunately I keep on getting money and even got a raise this week
So I can keep spending silly
*Not a smart man
I mean... I give homeless people pillows because "Why not?"
π
Hey I'm smart at a few things.
I was the best McDonalds drive-thru attendant you could ever ask for.
My current boss said "Work for me. Now."
...
My country doesn't have McDonalds so that is useless anyway
It really is
But apparently I have "personality out the wazoo" whatever that means, so. Here I am.
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