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well... mine was 1 hour earlier ๐
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@fallow crow this isn't a service #367904196441276419.
removed sorry
probs will get banned for this
xD
I'm watching the most fucked up show "jerked"
Some weird shit happened like they dressed up as death and harassed old people and did some shit to their mums
Also @muted fern did you see New Zealand's fireworks? They were shit
Before restarting PC: http://beta.speedtest.net/result/6926578278.png
After: http://beta.speedtest.net/result/6926583291.png
Before restarting PC: https://prntscr.com/hur5so
After: http://prntscr.com/hurb9u
the results may shock you
scientists hate him*
apparently telstras way of reimbursement for literally dial up internet is making out 1TB plan to unlimited
thanks telstra you really made a difference
Buycraft or minecraftmarket with a budget of $0?
yo
yo
sup
not a lot, working on projects, you?
.. exposed
Been having trouble getting dmenu to open if I use a Written Book or Book and Quill set in the material?
ygolohcysP esreveR
Can someone help me ? here's my problem: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/48056948/how-to-customize-minecraft-launcher-titan-launcher-3-7-0
@muted fern have you been working on gary?
@eternal apex runs @kindred sedge
oh
@eternal apex y u make gary smart
@muted fern Wanna delete that guy's Gyazo? It shows IP :L
Its just a server ip
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@willow yacht it's not the only port...
oh well
hows it poppin lads
well
rip indeed
@willow yacht @muted fern https://www.grilld.com.au/menu#beef-burgers nourish and flourish
@eternal apex http://i.funnycube.net/g1138.png
I hate the whole "DM me for more info"
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@half summit Paid and no budget?
add budget please
^
God damn
50 dollars to look at timings, i'm in
Rip
My next door neighbors gazebo is missing the top lol
My house is covered in tree
HUGE wind breaker
~help
~ is my prefix.
~hello is a command.
~hello
Well hello there :)
~fail
Command not found... :(
Nice ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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but its memed in .NET
indeed it is memed
.NET is illegal in this community ๐
~hello
Well hello there :)
~how are u?
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only has 1 real cmd
Good luck ๐ ๐
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Btw is it easy to create a bot?
depends if u know a lang
I fucking dare someone to spend two months trying to make a bot with HTML
You wouldnt be able to
Lol
Would have to use js or php
I don't think you could in PHP
maybe atleast a webhook
JS with NodeJS you can
If js maybe id be alright
Java, JS, yes PHP works via webhook but I don't see a use in that for a full on bot
You can do python too
Ok ty Glare โค
I'm tryna buy an Assassin's Creed Origin's key but G2A only has it for UPlay, anyone know where to get this game as a steam key for discounted price (~$45)
Who has perms here? Cause I have a good meme I think you would all like
use imgur
Can we just have a moment of confusion to the fact that I turned the minecraft launcher into 9GAG?
https://gyazo.com/479843f71f860a6a01eef0e11849a439
amazing
nice
I got into Gmail, Youtube, and my host with no issues ๐ฎ
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Do you have experience with factions?
Not coding but
Wich factions plugin would be the best to use on my server? I have bought factionsuuid but it is lacking a lot of features
is anyone play paladins APRC300FCDCE71222 25m available
@muted fern is there a way where i can advertise a server
Not in a help chat.
ok
Lol
anyone computer pro here
depends
mitch
hi
do anyone know the type of the plug
the seller told me it is a 12V thing
uploading photos
Anybody around to remove that guy's message in #general-plugins
Some1 got a netflix acc i can use to watch the end of the fucking world
hmmm
Random question. Is there anyway to have a word in Notepad++ link to open another text file?
SSL is broken ๐
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@muted fern This is why you use cloudflare
i asked bcz i tought it's from me :X
nah ๐
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CF makes life simpler
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should all be working again btw.
Anyone here is good at writing applciations?
For what?
Does anyone know how to view personal stats in Minecraft?
Esc - statistics
I mean in-game
Well Essentials carries the command but I don't know what it is
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U can create a command with deluxecommand, and use some placeholders
Like /stats
Basically, I have a GUI and you can click on a head and it gives you your personal stats...thing is that I need to give access to that command
And show a message with what statistics do u want
Titan
U can add messages to an item
On this way, u can customize the statistics
I already have the GUI set up, but when a person clicks the head they cannot get their stats because they cannot get access. I need to know the permissions node. They won't eb able to use /stats until; I get the permission node in Essentials.
I don't what the command is. The only one I know is /stats but I don't know the actual permission node for it., and /stats doesn't work with a username.
ess stats just reload the plugin
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I mean, /stats is the command for statistics? (On your menu)
90% of ess perms are essentials.command
Basically, if a player clicks on a head in a gui they won't be able to see their stats because they don't have permission. I have looked at Essentials permissions and I can't inf anything on stats. Maybe I am looking in the wrong place.
I might have to experiment then
The command u are using is /stats ?
Nope. I thought it was but that doesn't give the player their stats for some reason. It seems to be for entities.
Oh
I might need a plugin for it
Why don't add [message] to item?
It works for OP. So I need to find out what command it exeutes when I click the head in my gui
I will. I'll take a look in there. It should be in there, right?
Yeah the click command is: whois %player_name%
If u give player's acces to whois
Yes! ๐
@boreal escarp I will get round to it eventually.
whois gives players access to some info you probably don't want them to have
Like player's ip ๐
Yeah I need to ensure they are only seeing what needs to be seen
@boreal escarp I need help
yeah the IP address is in their alright
With @fallow crow?
In the deluxemenu you said they will automatticaly make new but if I want a new menu/gui how do i do it?
Do I just go in the config and make a new file and then make a name?
menuname1:
file: menuname1.yml```
Thanks
@muted fern Just casually checking out testplugins.com. Sure this might not be priority but you could improve load times by putting the <img> tag at the bottom of the page so important content loads first. Also I could zoom very close into the pic before I noticed the pixel so you could dial down the resolution a lot and save a considerable amount of space seeing as the jpg is about half a megabyte. Also edit your .htaccess to make a rewrite when the site is accessed on http to redirect to https so you get the cool green lock :)
I noticed you but the css on the whole body tag as a bg but you should use an img tag and put it at the end
unless you want to prevent downloading of the bg image
but there's nothing you can really do about that
TWD S2 - The game where a 10 years old girl, fix his own hand with a needle and piece of string ๐๐ฝ
do u think it would be possible to find someone who would dev for free?
like do free devs exist
Not unless they're really horrible, learning, or really nice
Like?
@fallow crow might not want to talk there
@fallow crow delete ur messages from #367904196441276419 ๐ ๐ค
Ok
They changed the font http://i.funnycube.net/N5905.png
@wise glacier Please remove one of your #297996869173379072 as per the rules you are only allowed one at any one time.
hi
my picture is a pixelated pig
Does anyone here play or use mods onGTA V?
as i know mods arent allowed in GTA ๐
and u will get banned if u use them so... ๐
@elfin minnow ur a gay
What happened to our streak mason ๐ค๐ค
If I can mem Gian i can mem u
;o
o
@woven prairie is pronounced John Luco
https://youtu.be/RR1QK-kpwbs 5k views in a few days! And growing watch our funny vid :)
http://i.funnycube.net/Y0907.png pls windows 10
Widows
Windows 9 is better
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Hows it going bros, logan paul here with a double upload
Whoops I lost my youtube red series
Z3ROCRAFT - Today at 4:12 AM
Great web host: https://nectox.com/ and hereโs their discord: https://nectox.com/discord
@rocky valve is it yours? i dont think so ** their discord** if its not yours can you please delete the message?
Advertisement arent allowed in this server
Someone good in Math pm me?
Google is the best in math
hope he PM u ๐
Hey @woven prairie Can you please invite me back to the Charlie's crib server as Phil left it for me
Sorry didnโt know I deleted it
Np and Thank you ๐
@winter pasture I don't understand why don't you just do it?
does it looks ok? https://gyazo.com/f0cd97fca9393a3bf4b98a31552355aa
yea ๐
for all minecraft-heads.com loads slow as fk?
3-5 sec and the website opens ๐
@young temple Because im not very good at it and mine never works
Alright
@winter pasture Please remove one of your requests in #297996869173379072 or both will be removed!
Only one per user is allowed
@high robin Same for you
@magic summit done
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@magic summit I have 2??
Thank you ๐ ๐
Another plugin request with no budget
he meant unpaid for a plugin....
why? u should pay some $$ to get a plugin ๐
We are allowed to sell dm/dchat config right?
made by us, ofc
why every1 use this ๐ฉ music .. http://testplugins.com/plugins
like discord.me
...if you hate it
WTF Is that???!!!!
@jagged pollen It's called a "video" and it runs on a site called "YouTube"
OwO
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(Insert owo-command here)
is this the right wiki for dm? https://www.spigotmc.org/wiki/deluxemenus-wiki/
uhm... yeah?
andre change ur name to FunnyAndre_601...
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ure being funny these days ๐
Andre_601 v2
Lol
What's your Steam-Account worth?
https://i.imgur.com/cXaCkmH.png
And more important: How many games have you played and how many do you have?
(I have 95% played)
Use your displayname in steam as "ID" and click on the button with "Get disappointed in your lifeโข"
And how many games played from owned ones?
Can I know your Steam-ID?
I can't find you ๐ข
?
My real Steam-name is Andre_600, but I can't find my account with that name...
But Andre_601 works
yea .. ik :X
80%... nice
Most people I saw only had up to 30%
And I like the button so much...
"Get disappointed in your lifeโข"
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That โข
Let's see what games you have....
i haved play only CSGO Paladins and both TWD
I started to play it again... don't know why
TF2 is the only game we both have
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wow, almost 600h on geometry dash
TF2 and Portal 2 are really old games
yes
GameIDs are 440 and 620
how i've sayd. TF2 is too P2W for my
nah
isn't like csgo where skins don't affect the game
I play most time as medic
And I've noticed, that medics win the fights most of the time
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Also most players I saw only use weapons they got...
But really...
If your team has a medic and the other has not, they will lose
Yeah
Melodies escape
Nice game.
it's kinda logic
like on paladins
if u fight with someone
and after a wall, meets a healer
u are dead
Medics save your assโข
And I've noticed a huge change
When I started, the people never sayed thanks for any heals.
yea
sometimes u should be so lucky to meet a good healer
But now switched to medic, because there are still not much players playing it
yea ๐
Its funny if
You have a problem with a plugin that cannot save its data good enough. And where the dev says its the MySQL. But our host says its not the MySQL
So plugin dev vs host ๐ ๐
I not said the plugin name. I think the host is going say that the plugin is not good.
Well... Its not one plugin.
2 plugins are connected to our MySQL
Both have issue's
Is the MySQL on the same server?
LiteBans and CoreProtect
like your actual server
yes
The issue with LiteBans is not that important. But the one with CO is.
Data after 180 hour's got removed.
But CO dont have any auto purge.
So the plugin does nothing wrong. The MySQL just removed it. And the host is saying that is not happening.
What is your host?
Virtual Gladiators
never heard of them
Its also funny that i need to wait days before i got a MySQL
I had the server. But the MySQL did not work the first 2 weeks.
So i think its just the host that is doing things wrong. I had to wait 2 weeks for my MySQL. Normally i never had that.
So i am interested in who is going be right.
Because now. Its like 2 plugins VS my host :/
What for host do you use?
I am going test something. I am going take a small server with MySQL and test if the data also goes away after 180 hour's.
Is there a Math Helping discord server? because I would love that
nope it only came up with the stuff I dont need
Do anyone know how server's banners from voting sites works?
These bannes who show infos about ur server like his name/motd/logo/players etc
And can i make my own image like that?
if u don't know about what i'm talking: http://minecraft-mp.com/server/81821/banners/ (isn't an ad)
@boreal escarp adobe after effects is what I'd use, but there's other ways too. It's a gif, and generally the average server owner doesn't make it, they buy a template or hire someone to make a custom one for them. This is the most popular banner seller, https://woodpunchsgraphics.com/
https://kryptondesigns.co.uk/ This also sells banners, but to a lesser quality of woodpunch (imo)
Thanks @eternal apex, but i talk about the banner from vote sites who show server's details
oh lol
Like this one http://minecraft-mp.com/banner-81821.png
there's a few ways to do that afaik
never tested, don't take my word on it
You could use an svg file, and just modify the numbers to the playercount
could use php image stuff
Aham 
I want to make my own server banner like this one and a photo with my skin's head (if it's possible)
It's possible but it's not a banner you can upload to sites
You have to host it somewhere, and link it to people
how to make a dynamic minecraft banner
Wild @pure bane appears
You back from your vacation yet?
yeah. I went straight back to work when we got back. I took a day off tonight though
been too busy havent had time to even sleep but 3 hrs or less a day
:/
Hello clip, wb ๐ ๐
Anyone here good with linux? (Ubuntu) Looking to get it on my laptop and last time I tried it didnt go to well
Welcome Baaackkk Clip ๐ โค
@daring basalt I live and breath Linux.
Lol ๐
do anyone know if it's possible to copy a text by click on an image?
using BBCode
image/text
Hello. I have a question about few thing.
IF an command is done it will be always logged in the console right?
such as 12.01 04:35:36 [Server] INFO RemcoMC issued server command: /<command>
meh
Incorrect m8
@hard grail can you pls stop posting and removin the request? Just use the edit button :P
(I have pings on for that channel and its annoying lol)
hi
oh soz
u can leave a suggestion on crazy auction spigot page too ๐
How is everyone
Santa also has some questionable behaviour
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
Be good or he'll invade your home and put coal in your socks
He knows if you've been bad or good.
Going offline now
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@jagged pollen Finally .. it's done ๐ https://gyazo.com/c74b793fefc2f12995ab51e01133aed2
skyblock upgrades ๐
gg
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Gaby alwasy do Epic things ๐
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but my menu ๐
np โค
DeluxeMenus is probably in my opinion clip's best plugin
if dm is premium clip will be
๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐
almost everyone using it,...
yes
ik but more... ๐
more ๐ฐ it's better ๐
ofc ๐
anyways gl for all ๐ ๐
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@hard grail Please remove one of your requests in #297996869173379072 or both will be removed
Read the first message
Okay
Agreed
@pure bane I've got a list, but it's $781, not the $700 you wanted. It's also amd, not intel. Case, monitor, os not included. Not sure if pcpartpicker automatically converts to your local currency, so it might actually be aud I'm seeing, and if that's the case, it is in your budget. https://pcpartpicker.com/list/bqmWnn
if you want cheaper, downgrade the cpu to 3 1200 and get rid of the ssd
so
@craggy vapor it's a gif and u need discord nitro to use a gif as profile picture
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It was the host :/
There where like
Ow. CoreProtect.
But i allready said that before ๐
They really acting stupid lol. And do things whitout saying
They just added an hidden auto task whitout saying ANYTHING
But i still stay with them though. I just give there "support" a really zero.
@plush mortar hai
but the most words in a single compound is y'all'd've
Once I left a game open for 48 hours straight on steam
question if a chargeback says dispute you can win but if it says chargeback its by c/c and no point in fighting it right? lol
I can has money? โค ๐
hell to the naw
yeah sure here's a few bitcoins
I'd say so, maybe.
if u got ยฃ10 form the server that doesnt mean i will spend only ยฃ10 to make a server ๐
I have aproximately ยฃ298,361,918,327,283,219 in my imagination
ok then?
Kalasky really hates ChatControl
Is it allowed to request a owner in #297996869173379072
Why is #bot-commands history hidden?
Just hides all the bot spam.
@honest spade Use unpaid instead of paid in #297996869173379072 as it isn't a guaranteed payment.
Okay, let me edit it. Sry
Anyone know what language I should learn for game development? And what does the big bois use?
iirc its C# and JavaScript may help
Java and most of the C languages i believe
yaaa Java not JavaScript ๐ ๐
@jagged pollen What server do you play league on?
Why?
btw im playing OverWatch theres days ๐
But if i willl.... play Hive or Cube
@eternal apex ew sublime
sublime bae
phpstorm all the way
too slow for me
and it's too slow?
-sigh-
Just found this: https://www.jetbrains.com/toolbox/app/
like creative cloud for jetbrains
already got it
looks very useful
you'll get pissed at it
whys that
because it doesn't stay on ur screen like a normal window
u open it
then u get a notification on discord
u check discord
toolbox disappears and u have to reopen it
thats gay
It's like discord in a way, it goes back to taskbar...
neither
my discord
mitch, that sounds like a you problem
I don't have any problems? I is confused.
discord doesn't normally minimize like that ๐ค
I don't have a taskbar lol, my discord is open whenever my PC is on lol
I know it doesn't, you misinterpreted what I said.
k
ok
Toolbox goes to taskbar when the window is inactive.
Lmfaoooo
inb4 mitch triggered at windows
I was going to.
ok it fixed
but then I realised I was talking to an ignorant person.
point is
thats not the taskbar
discord minimizes to taskbar
toolbox dosen't minimize
it just
goes away
on linux you can make it minimize to tray
there we go
always gotta mention linux if windows is involved
k
The amount of times I have accidentally said that is unreal
@dark dirge I'm pretty sure, no one will make that for free, because the code needs to run somewhere.... like a VPS. And that costs money
Yeah well if they have any spare space on a vps etc.
And anyway, I can at least ask ๐
Good Luck ๐ ๐
Not the correct channel @leaden sandal
Where then
ask in #297996869173379072
Then I would have to use the template
I dont want to pay or unpay
???!
i read the title
if u dont want to follow the template then dont send it here and in the whole server
We have rules and you should follow them
if u dont want then leave the server or u will get banned.
If I follow the template, it don't make sense.
Like if I put [PAID] 1st. Im not paying anyone, I'm just looking for partnership
If I put [UNPAID], makes no sense.
And if I put a budget, as I said, im not looking to pay anyone.
And I'm not leaving anywhere. Don't be rude
then its unpaid service...!
Doesn't matter. You should try to fix my errors rather than recommending me to leave instead or threatening me to get banned.
OH god ๐ช
@dark dirge I just noticed, that you have two messages in #297996869173379072
Please remove one or both will be removed
@slender bear Same for you
Idk why anyone will start a project who cost some money with an unknown person
^
i can only say RIP for the project ๐ ๐
99.99999% the "Unknown person" will destroy the project
U can find a good person but these chances are 0.1%
I suggest to make it on your own or with a best friend
yea thats the best thing
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Do anyone know how to disable fly and god on some regions/worlds but staff members stiil by abel to use these commands to watch players?
use worldguard and give staff permission node to bypass it
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NoFlyZone
Thanks
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this only for fly
I wish it's free :))
And another question
?
yea i said that
Cuz some donors rank have god acces and .. They will use it on pvp regions (warzone)
if u got something like disable the god when he come to the pvp and blokc the /god command in that region
U cand block the command using wg
But they can activate it on their islands/spawn on on any other place
anyways thats #minecraft or #general-plugins
Okay Andre
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Probably a good idea to make server owner a less hard to get rank.. like 50PB+/20PB+ instead of 100PB+
@royal willow Thats the third time you've reposted in #367904196441276419 Do it again and your permissions will be revoked.
Try reading the pin post as outlined.
no pinned post in #367904196441276419?
Its the one at the top then
ok ill make sure not to do it again
@muted fern
Why don't you like dyno? ๐ฎ
@lean tulip on* the role. โค
Not jelous or anything
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@eternal apex are you familiar with Kimsufi?
yeah
Okay, what's the diff between them and OVH? Since they are pretty much the same company @eternal apex
@young temple kimsufi has worse shit, and only 100mbps connections
but much cheaper
No? OVH is cheaper
how?
lol
same thing
kimsufi doesnโt offer vpsโs
both are the exact same vps from the main ovh, just one price is in euros, one in usd
at least I think thatโs what that is
either way, kimsufi doesnโt offer vpsโs
@eternal apex so I would get a dedicated server? Is it worth it? Or not?
thereโs only like 3 dediโs on kimsufi Iโd consider worth the cost
But, I need to know about your server first
how many servers
what gamemodes
include hub and bungee ^^
how many players in total, how many players per server
budget
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@eternal apex Creative, 1 server, 20 usd a month max, I need more then 4gb ram, 10 players at peak times,
dedi overkill
r u using fawe?
Yes
Plus PvP
add more deditated wam
Should I get the 4GB dedicated from Kimsufi?
link?
dedi might be a bit overkill, a simple VPS should suffice.
^
I already have a VPS
It ainโt working the best
And Iโm gonna takeoff in a sec
a dedi wonโt make it better
you need a better vps
I found this vps, game-4. Highly likely reseller, and I have no experience with the host. 1 core isnโt ideal, but useable.
nvm that wonโt work
need 6gb minimum imo, 2gb for linux, mysql, website etc, 4gb for mc
Basically, youโre looking for a vps with 6gb ram, 2 cores, 3.3ghz+
that should do
if not
shared hosting may be your only realistic option
I suggest extravm
https://i.imgur.com/oxTzxe7.png WTF ๐ ๐ ๐
Nice parking
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to make something private on github i should pay, right? ๐ค
iirc yes
i would like to have a working space for my team .. i saw that after ๐ญ
GitLab is a bit eeeh
idk if it's but rn i don't have enought money to buy a privat group
do anyone know if i can find a win version for gitlab? Like discord and discord on browser
Would a 4G Ram Dedicated Server from Kimsufi be good? @eternal apex
(https://www.kimsufi.com/en/servers.xml) The KS-2A
no, it'd probably be a downgrade
that clockspeed is lower than my few hundred dollar laptop
also, again
you need a minimum of 6gb
the system can't run on nothing
Alright :I
@fallow crow If you really have a portfolio, why not link it?
#calledOut
Why would i show my work? I have enough clients that can tell you they enjoyed my work
yes but a new client want to see some photos ๐
i'm not a cliend and, create a imgur albume
@fallow crow I can't, but your profile pic is pretty cool.
@fallow crow Was there a terms of conditions that specified that you aren't allowed to charge back?
Yes
Paypal is rlly a faggot
I showed them proof that someone told him to chargeback
oi m9
Hmm, if you still need help I can help you with that.I always seem to win chargebacks on my server. What I do is I act professional and clearly write out why I can't give them their money back than I support it with evidence. Usually paypal sees my claims and always sides with me.,
@Jimmy#1603 Call paypal, I heard they're much more helpful over phone than text
thanks @jagged pollen
I really liked ur format lol
if you mind me using it I can change it

Do you want me to change it or is it fine? @jagged pollen
Thanks, you to ๐
Setting up bungee is easy tho?
You literally just put the ips of the other servers, the name of the servers and change the preset options to ur liking
I've just been looking on spigot forums and I'm not sure if you have to portforward every server you link to the bungee or if the proxy will connect players
@brave ermine You already have a post in #367904196441276419 and you may not post again till next month
^ All hail the funny cube ^
Ooh ok
Tbh i didn't play Minecraft from while
But IF i will ill play on Hive or Cube
I asked what server you played league on lol xD
Ok HiveMC or CubeCraft... I don't think so u don't know them... !
If u really don't.. then RIP ๐
I'm so confused lol
I'm asking which server you play league of legends on, eg: NA, EUW, OCE, etc
@kindred arch No I'm hosting it on a server using MS 2012 Remote Access
other mc hosting sites = yuck
lool
Alright
Btw im new... So
lol, im old but still suck ๐
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@jagged pollen Please talk me through the amazing method you used to be moved to the epic amazing unbelievable awesome super cool Helpful Role
He was really helpful lol
is*
cool
lol
What button do I press to be helpful
lmao
Check the pinned message.
wow it worked and ok
"it worked' lol
yes I managed to tag an admin without tagging an admin
the word admin is now a tag, not @ required xD
really cool
wait but you just tagged them
but then so did i
Is that misuse of tagging?
saying admin is not a tag lol
k
lol
I think u got the answer ....
Just help people and u will get it its not a impossible thing.......
yep
I was acting stupid on purpose
how long have u being in this discord for?
You're the owner lol
Btw with or without the helpful role it doesn't matter ๐ ๐
oh. ๐ฆ
sorry xD