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Depends
free downloaded ram
Am i the 1millionth vistor?
Of course you are..
Is there hot chicks in my area?
yeah doctors hate you
Hot MILFs. ๐
Remember me? ๐ Liam who everyone thought was 12 or some crap.
Dont even use skype anymore
I have 150 / 40
Still get shit speeds and ping compared to the state
Try this tes t .
Instead of testing speed to a server near you
Test it to Google Mountain View CA
You get to see your true speed
Why is this chat soo dead?
everyone be sleeping
weew. everypeoples stop be sleeping pls
@muted fern Voice Channel
Hi.
Back @fallow crow
#ClubCube4Lyfe
Indeed
That's just funny(cube)
..
nah
Ignore this
No
yo
ClubCube is the only chanel he has power to talk
No i mean text channel
He doesnt respond to anyone at the moment, it's all turned off
Oh kk
sad
hmmm
Evaluating event.getGuild()
Result G:Clip & Funny's Help Chat(164280494874165248)
there we go
what a haxor
should have a bot channel though cause I feel bad spamming stuff in here
well join @fallow crow a room
@muted fern Evil aussie bomber? You finding songs about us?
Youtube auto play
nice.
There is also a new (potentially controversial) change to the combat mechanics. Without revealing what it is, you will most definitely notice the difference when you try out the snapshot. We anticipate much feedback.```
Huh >.>
My setup runs 1.11 with 1.11 support
Funny please >.> Make TestPlugins support 1.8
.>
wth is going at Mojang, its like Dev:"Hey! Everyone hated the 1.9 PvP change, why not change it even more!" GuyAboveHim:"Sure! Great Idea, your promoted!"
Continuing on the combat system, there is a new sword enchantment, and Mending is no longer compatible with Infinity on bows.
oh
no
god
pls
no
iron nuggets
wtf lightning speed typing much..
ikr
119wpm
"Can be crafted from iron ingots, but are also received from smelting iron tools and armor"
OH NO GOD PLEASE NOOO
basically
crafting armor back to iron
.>
Sweeping edge enchantment
nooo
Whilst flying using elytra, using a firework will give the player a boost.
Iron and golden tools and armor can be smelted into nuggets. Iron and golden horse armor can also be smelted.
While riding a cow, farting will insure no enemies will follow. ~1.15 Update
While battling and hitting your item with fully cooled weapon, it can stick to the ground which will take 1-3 seconds to pull out
~1.69 Update
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If someone votes for the server, everyone must get rewards, not only one person, for example, vote goals (100 votes = vote party for everyone or something).
So basically voting rewards are not for just 1 individual anymore. If this is not clear, click the spoiler.```
OH MY FFFF GOD
meanwhile at mojang:
Guys, we need more ideas to fuck up our game
Link
No no no, money made sense. But they have nothing to do with voting.
We created voting, we use voting, and we do what ever we want with it.
look
they are killing servers every way possible
voting
is absolutely free
and they limit those shits too
like you have to buy it
Like wth, don't they want profits?
wot
If Mojang keeps on doing this, there game will die.
I'm sorry Mr. Sir. President. RobiFoxx.
Don't tell me I messed up in that sentence too.
k
Minecraft needs to die lol
heroes never die
?
Is Plotz officially dead?
Damnit @young bronze
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
@young temple Plot^2 ๐
wot warp
its coming out in january
Guys, huge warning about a member in this Discord named @amber isle. He is a scammer!
If he tries to get you to work for him please say no!
He stole plugins without paying.
Hmff, shows the pricks that are in this community.
dose anyone know if there is a skript plugin for bungeecord?
@fallow crow You gave someone premium plugins and they stole them?
Well either way, you shouldn't give random people plugins.
Unless u fully trust them.
He made an agreement and then broke it.
Alright what eve.
@young temple and @fallow crow you are in violation of rule 6 "No speak of illegal items (Leaks and crap)"
Technically not.
Don't be a mini-mod.
Back off and let the real moderators take care of it.
@muted fern @opaque perch
I know ๐
Guys, Let's drop the subject.
@crisp comet As I am not super active, If you think a user is actively scamming members of the discord...you should message Funny.
Ha you think i care enough to do that?!?!?!
I meant @fallow crow
OMG CLIP IS ON TESTPLUGINS
lol
Ello
1.11.2? Wat? Didn't like 1.11.1 just come out?
lol
I thought 1.7.10 just came out last week?
Yeh like wth
DeluxeMenus who know how to set the color of leather armor.
omg...
hmm discord nitro
interesting concept
"What's the secret? Starting today, our Australian players will see a super secret special thing called Discord Nitro available in their app."
u donate $5 to discord per month to get
animated gif as avatar
50mb upload max
use custom emotes anywhere
Thats it
50mb is nice but thats about it
no idea what toontown is
Haha, a really old game
Like wizards 101
By disney
It was pretty fun.
Surprised its still around
Hey one of these guys looks familiar @ Gian (but i wont tag him because he'll murder my family)
http://prntscr.com/dmyndy
Yeh I just saw ๐
we are number one
@stone notch
I hope that gave you a notification on your phone
Like it did me when you tagged everybody ๐
Don't hurt me it's out of love
โค
:0
<@&232375781114773505> who made your profile pic?
Link ?
Awwww ๐ข๐ญ
I do drawings that style.
But as well? ๐
http://prntscr.com/dn89qv
If you ask questions like this in help chat, just know that I hate you.
I do it, just not here. โค
Dont see why, thats a valid question tbh, not everyones a sharp tool who who reads the spigot page xD
actually nvm, @quasi fable i agree since he also inboxed me the exact same thing
Why do people sell permission (mainly they'll make u perms) services?
Who would pay to have perms made for them..
@spare echo I Used Basic Title Font for that banner.
Does it have a delay?
Does what have a delay?
Not that i Know of
Well thanks anyways โค
@AwesomeAhmad1#9010 lol random af
dose anyone know of a plugin where instead of deth you can make it preform commands like, /ewarp pvp /heal ect
death control is too outdated
@crisp comet So just perform commands instead of dying?
I can update DeathControl for you.
Can I see a link to death control?
okay 1 sec
It is a little bit more advanced than you think @quartz zephyr
Not rly
Don't get too cocky young man.
Lol
You dont know my background in java. Please dont assume the difficulty of something for you is the same for all
on death event
for string list commands
execute command as player
done
Did I miss something?
yes, the fact i am too dumb to understand
Talking to Liam because he thinks im being cocky
you kinda are
It has more than just blocking the death event and running a set command instead.
Not really, I asked you what you wanted and said it would take around 20 minutes.. I dont understand how thats being cocky?
provides a powerful way to set up handlings for player deaths
create different behaviors depending on how and where the player died
able to save a player's inventory, experience and/or food level upon death
destroy or damage items upon death
allows item filters to affect only certain items
economy support: charge them money for it!
waiting for the player to perform a command can give them the choice of what to do
disconnecting players are treated with a timeout
supports every major economy-plugin through Vault or Register
uses regular permissions system or the OP system
flexible messaging system that allows localization and customization
hooks into the API of MobArena and BattleArena to fix deaths in an arena
i want to do all that :\
That is not what he said he wanted, Liam. I was going off what he asked for
dose anyone know of a plugin where instead of deth you can make it preform commands like, /ewarp pvp /heal ect
yes, because commands are work arounds for those plugin features
Literally was asking him off what he stated. Jesus
@crisp comet I have just messaged you. We shall talk in there.
Go ahead and update it, less work for me to do. Especially free. lol.
Just upgraded my graphics card again!!!
Upgraded from Titan X Pascal SLI to 2 Quadro M6000's x'D
I am such an idiot
I don't game much tho
I needed raw compute power so I got it
@stone notch I didn't mean like asking specific questions like that (http://prntscr.com/dn89qv), I meant the way he asked it.
Hello!!!
I have a question!!!
Hello!!!
Someone help me!!!
How do I do this!!!
Hello!!!
Can someone explain!!!
Cause u know... some people are smart.
@woeful whale We need to talk buddy boy
I found some bad stuff about you which could get you in a ton of trouble.
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@young temple I suggest you not be an idiot.
@fallow crow I suggest you don't call me an idiot
This is a serious matter and you put down an emoji used to symbolise a penis.
How can one not call you an idiot.
Stand down mr. Keyboard Warrior
Wtf...
I wasn't symbolising a penis and this chat ain't labelled "Serious Matters Only"
And who are you to come out of no where and start a "serious matter" in this chat telling people they cannot talk.
You really have a bad attitude, and i'm not the first to notice it. You talked the same way to @quartz zephyr as well. @fallow crow
No, you acted immaturely and I told you to stop being an idiot
How did I act immaturely? Just cause I put an emoji I acted "immaturely"?
Was there any reason for putting that emoji?
"You really have a bad attitude, and i'm not the first to notice it."
It is called being a productive, mature member of society.
I haven't done anything to @quartz zephyr
He acted a little bit cocky with his skill without properly digging into the subject.
He came off as cocky, as myself and another user spotted.
So pipe down little internet warrior.
It was annoying while I was addressing someone.
This was a serious legal matter that could get them in big trouble with Clip and the rest of the Spigot premium developers.
Then why talk about it here? This is the wrong place to talk about legal matters. @fallow crow
Plus this ain't some type of professional server where we talk about usefull stuff all the time.
Thanks, really appreciate dude.
Best perms plugin anyone ๐ Thinking of redoing my Perms but need a decent Permissions manager
Doesnt matter if it's premium ^
Also I Haven't spoke in here this month! Merry Christmas everyone!
๐
Eggplants out for @young temple
But anyway, in the nicest terms possible, quit being an absolute wank, Liam. It's pretty obvious that you just want attention or want to pick a fight. If you really had a problem with someone, message them. You don't own this chat and nobody cares about your "important legal matters". We're here to have fun and if you're going to be the way you're being, then please leave. Thanks.
@hasty zenith
Big servers - zPermissions
Small servers - PermissionEx
Why big servers?
better management
My opinion: Pex is utter shit
(If your the type of person that hates on others opinions then you need to sort your life out ๐)
Pex is bae. But Z perms is amazing and superior
Its funny how bias people are over some perm plugins xD
i hear powerful perms is really good
Just take a look at reviews if you want some feedback on i
4.5 stars overall
Merry Christmas to the Europe guys and tomorrow for USA guys
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Does anybody know anything about vault and its api?
I used group manager once. I am now diagnosed with AIDS, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Stage 12 terminal cancer, herpes, ebola, zika, and chlamydia.
Agreed, I simply love PEX cause it's simple and it's config is clean. I don't need tons of features, so PEX is good. @quasi fable
zperms is great too. Although ive used pex longer. zperms is like pex, but a lot better
I don't hate any other perm plugins, other then Group manager. I hate how they setup the commands
@young temple What part of
manuadd
mangadd
manuaddp
mangaddp
mangcheckv
mangaddv
mangdelp
do you not understand?
that's like not even a quarter of groupmanager commands just so you know
Ik how they work, I just don't like how each thingy is a dif command. In pex its all one command (/pex <arguments>)
Not saying Group Manager is bad, just saying I hate it.
well generally if a lot of people hate something, it's probably bad lol @young temple
ip?
I don't mean to be that guy, but launching your server on Christmas day is a terrible idea.
lol ye @quasi fable
1st of Jan. is good.
@young temple why?
Cause it's the 1st
@young temple does tht change anything
Merry Christmas all!
Merry Chrysler!
Merry Me
So you remember my server abstract? xD
Yup, it's opposite prison this time. You go from Z to A
Yes it is still open
I do not want to advertise. I'll message you.
ok
Waiting for a bunch of player files to move then TestPlugins will open up again
funny, you get anything neat for christmas?
Got to spend quality time with extended family, which is always nice
ah true yeah. my niece and nephew were over here... completely ruined the peace and quiet of this house but you know... quality family time lmao
๐
...... lmao
Lol
Please avoid tagging staff ๐
Oops, didn't know. Sorry ๐
Read up on #193260086716661760
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๐คฆ
(o)_(O)
Good Luck with enforcing rules Cube xD
xD
The MC community doesn't understand rules.. (Not here) They just simply ignore them and rage when you enforce them
"MC community" are you saying i am not part of the MC community ๐ฆ
I am young
Aka 11 years old or less.
^^^
Well
๐ฆ
:)
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Is clip very active anymore?
Sorry let me rephrase that: Is clip extreamly active in the minecraft community, or does he have other things he does as well?
Ask Funny, he knows the most about this. I think he's just busy with IRL stuff like family.
@jaunty rivet he is not very active. He takes care of a family and holds a day job
Soooo..... Whats news eveeryone, anything exciting?
Oh yanno. Just working on some plugins.
Thats always nice
I really admire the platform you and clip have setup.
Thanks.
I'm just reading through some weird things people asked out bot Gary
say some meme
Oh yeah I saw that MVDW (whatever it is) released the plugin to the public. It looks pretty cool
do the salsa
Someone asked it that?
Yup
Funny how does clip make the headings for his plugin pages? Does he use some sort of software or hire someone?
Most of them I made ๐
Howd you do it man? They look really good, too good to be done by hand (I think)
Not by hand, just using photoshop
Oooh gotcha. Alas I do not have such skills ๐ญ
RIP. I got banned from CS for kicking to many teammates..
@rare marsh Crashed it
did u make a new icon?
For what
Discord server
Nah its just the non christmas one
Oh
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/mysql-tokens.7535/reviews
does anyone here know how to make this plugin add tokens to a player even if they aren't online?
Funny, is the QAPlugin how gary was made?
Shryder I am experienced in making servers if you need help.
@quartz zephyr No, Gary use to run off Gary.jar, we only recently moved.
nope everyone is dead
We need a Common Questions page linked in the #193260086716661760
I just saw an anticheat Skript on Spigot for $7. Come on people. Just learn Java
cant check because im not buying that lmao @quartz zephyr
oh 5.9KB LOL @quartz zephyr
what a pity
Last I recall java resources had to be 10KB+ to be premium
any resources*
https://soundcloud.com/snbrstmusic/future-house-snbrst-astra-going-down Something I did with a friend feedback please
@hearty trench I can hear all the spots (most of the song) where you just copy and pasted to for the sake of making it longer. I would suggest adding more depth to the music, because right now its very basic.
Additionally, the mariba (I think its a marimba at least) line at around 2 mins doesnt sync well with the music. It seems to be in a different time signature, or just out of sync
Gary is released ๐ฎ Where do I get him. I need gary
Anyone know an Inv-Editor that supports Muli worlds?
Can't wait to start my Realm!
Realm? :#
It's a joke lol
kek @quasi fable
Hey. Wanna hear a joke?
Hit me
!false
o.o
It's funny because it's true
Ok
myself
๐๐๐
oi we need some firework emojis
I thought you were gonna say "you"
y u tag
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
its not called a tag
Funnycube is now it
๐
"As a discord dev"
input: succ
output: ReferenceError: succ is not defined
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
im laughing so bad
U wot
This is a thing
Unexpected token enchant
input: @woven prairie
output: SyntaxError: Unexpected token <
well
that was odd
input: df -h
output: Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
/dev/mapper/centos-root 50G 4.3G 46G 9% /
devtmpfs 16G 0 16G 0% /dev
tmpfs 16G 0 16G 0% /dev/shm
tmpfs 16G 241M 16G 2% /run
tmpfs 16G 0 16G 0% /sys/fs/cgroup
/dev/sda1 497M 285M 213M 58% /boot
/dev/mapper/centos-home 865G 865G 20K 100% /home
tmpfs 3.2G 0 3.2G 0% /run/user/1015
uwu
I want colour hacks
no
;-;
want to hear another joke?
sure
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Lol
kek
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
rekt lol
Give me
on 
this thing
This is some green text
one_word_yellow
green
blue
; grey
<html tag>
var succ = true;
s = "Python syntax highlighting"
print s
"lua"
funnycube
#Reading rules is fun
funnycube im the one you saw on testplugins, the person who begged you for a screenshot
remember from yesterday?
Rings a bell
my username xd
I want sphagetti
i already ate ๐
lucky
lol i got 19 downloads on my skript
๐ธ
Lol skript
cough cough ... java.........
Gian u see this guy https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/fireworkgun.16571/
Look closely at his config
Ads?
Yea, just made me laugh
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/firework-chests.33615/ this is the best
Indeed
im a bot developer
Make us a bot
Oh yea, was gonna make one but.... been too busy
Sure as long as you call it Gary.
dm me an avatar to use for it
Can you change roles using DiscordAPI?
@ebon storm isin't a real fox #Confirmed
proof or its false
im a real anime
Like. They're role. Like mine is Trusted, etc
@woven prairie are you continuing your question from earlier?
so your asking if you can edit a persons roles w/ the api?
Careful Gian will be triggered you tagged him
ye
@gia-oh shit..
ofc
Hmmmm
<@&164525396354793472> ๐
Lol
@Masourr-I meant Mississippi. I said Mississippi
@Trusted
I want my own custom role ๐ฆ
@woven prairie
Thanks!
wot
Rip funny
Cos Gian is cool
so?
Thelegend27 also makes bots
kek
kek
I dont make bots
I am a bot
Beep Boop
Thats in another channel
Im hiding as a bot
No BOT tag
kek
ty bb
Sup ppl
hey
dong! 152ms taken
ayylmao
<@&264003022739210241>
u wot
input: member.roles
output: 264003022739210241
@manic hedge
gdi
how to role mention 2016
LOL
Got some guy wanting to sue me and report me to the FBI and AFP for no reason
"u ddosed my company and ur gonna pay"
Doubt it mate, I haven't even heard of ya
.-.
Next he'll ask me to pay him upfront.
Brokeass
No need to talk shit about others.
Why are you banned from vk's help chat?
@fallow crow if hes in a diff country he cant exactly sue you or do shit lmao...
I hate to tag @stone notch But why wouldn't you be able to sue a foreign person
@quartz zephyr as stated in the #info-rules please don't @mention staff
?
he is
i dun like it
you're sassy ๐
the joy emote
is gr8
cancer
I was created by Masourri#6976
@quartz zephyr 8)
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
abose
Hes not like the ingame Gary
it would be cool if Gary could connect to the ingame Gary and it would just transfer questions and responses back and forth lol
@glossy heart as stated in the #info-rules please don't @mention staff
gary pls
does it have a JSON api
do you have an access token i can have
None that im happy to post right here lol
you can DM me one
kek
bc i might be able to integrate it
ima try playing with it for a bit
login w/ google
k
I was created by Masourri#6976
@vestal umbra ping
dong! 120ms taken to ping my creators terrible server
Not even pong
@vestal umbra ping
dong! 240ms taken to ping my creators terrible server
uwu
@vestal umbra how much of a slut are you?
@vestal umbra who made you
@vestal umbra ping
What a ignorant bot :/
@vestal umbra, who made you?
@vague pilot Who made you?
Why do we have 3 Gary's
WTF
x'D
@dark barn Who made you?
@vestal umbra Why is your dev trash?
@quasi fable u wot
@vestal umbra ping
dong! 215ms taken to ping my creators terrible server
<@&264003022739210241> git gud
mentioned
triggered
I am coding my own bot
@ebon storm Git(Hub) gud
@fallow crow as stated in the #193260086716661760 please don't @mention staff
heyy It worked
plox*
Nah
@vestal umbra is shit
I only listen to Gary.jar 1.0 from a year or 2 ago
see?
so are you
he doesnt have the feature yet
pls end my suffering
make it
that when gary mentioned warn the users not to mention staffs
so
infinite loop
@ebon storm
@ebon storm as stated in the #193260086716661760 please don't @mention staff
@vestal umbra as stated in the #193260086716661760 please don't @mention staff
LOL
u wot m8
@vestal umbra hue
we want gary to crash
gary isnt java
idk
:^)
lua the shit lang
LOL
ikr
I use Py for my bots.
Python is also shit
No..
good for mcedit toh
Py is really good for bots.
tho
๐
not as shit as ruby ๐
Ruby on Rails, I wish that train would derail soon.
i will
trigger every developers now
"I learned javascript, so I know java too."
TRIGGERED
wat
NO
WOT
kys
kys?
"Javascript = C++ right?"
KEK
keep your socks?
no
My friend Jakey said "I can read C++ so that means I am a professional right?"
kill-your-self
keep your socks kk
I learnt C++ to code CS:GO hacks, I am such a weeb.
ENJOY YOUR VAC-ATION
I got paid by some group of kids to make a hack thing for CS:GO so I was like meh
Nah, they didn't get VACced yet
aaavnanvn kys
@glossy heart, dont tell people to kill theirselves, das not cool 8(
@fallow crow, dont tell people to kill theirselves, das not cool 8(
das nut guud
kys
@ebon storm, dont tell people to kill theirselves, das not cool 8(
@vestal umbra as stated in the #193260086716661760 please don't @mention staff
Lmao
GARY
x'D
READ RULES U SITBALL
SHITBALL
He shall not sit on a ball, he is a bot.
SILVER 1S ARE BOTS
k
caps off
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too much caps
@vestal umbra who is robifoxx?
fak off gary
@ebon storm
@glossy heart as stated in the #193260086716661760 please don't @mention staff
Jump off a jagged cliff @vestal umbra Nobody loves you.
gary ignores himself now
Omg, I am gonna try to code a Discord bot in JS
Wish me luck
HAhahaha
This is gonna be painful
im gonna try to code a bot in java
Do it in node
@ebon storm try to mention yourself
@glossy heart as stated in the #193260086716661760 please don't @mention staff
for java
Code it in assembly
@ebon storm
@ebon storm as stated in the #193260086716661760 please don't @mention staff
rip
Assembly, no.
+
= โค