off-topic

[quartz zephyr]

I have cod ghosts, GTA V, GTA IV and below etc etc

Garrys mod, that stuff

Maybe ill sell my account and pay for drivers ed, lmao

drivers ed is expensive af here

$475 here. rip

Ubunty requires a lot of maintenance though right @woven vigil ?

[woven vigil]

Not really

[quartz zephyr]

fuck, i keep saying ubunty

oh really?

I thought it always needs security updates n stuff

[woven vigil]

Ffs I need to intercept packets inbound and outbound for tab complete just because I can't use the new tab complete shit in 1.10 API

That's as easy as apt-get update && apt-get upgrade

That's all it takes

With sudo

[quartz zephyr]

o. i do that

rip, ill be switching in no time

[woven vigil]

Only worry is PPAs but they can be easily repaired

[quartz zephyr]

Only thing I will miss is my Adobe

[woven vigil]

You can always run VirtualBox, Wine etc.

[quartz zephyr]

true

[woven vigil]

If they work effectively for you is another matter

[quartz zephyr]

Adobe refuses to add support for linux

[woven vigil]

Because they're bad

Jk jk

I don't know how to do this tab complete shit

[mellow wedge]

Idk why, but when I first saw your new profile picture I thought it was Michael Jackson @woven vigil

[woven vigil]

Because MJ is brown 😕

[mellow wedge]

No

the sweatshir + your hair

it combines to be dark enough to just look like hair

[woven vigil]

It's a minions t-shirt

[mellow wedge]

I mean, look at this

http://www.grammy.com/files/styles/hero/public/artists/76163036.jpg?itok=3Gv8KO4Z

[woven vigil]

It's a normal hoodie as well

Navy blue

My hair is clearly more brown

[mellow wedge]

I know it is, but from the little icon it looks like MJ

Not when you look at a little icon

I had to click on it to see what it was xD

I mean, after I click I see it fine xD

[woven vigil]

The solution is for everyone to click the image

ez

[mellow wedge]

Exactly

and I don't wear my glasses when at my pc

[woven vigil]

Otherwise I'll look like a child molester

[mellow wedge]

yup

[woven vigil]

Rip

[mellow wedge]

I mean, you can't say it doesn't look similar to the image I sent

[woven vigil]

I don't see the similiarity

[mellow wedge]

bring it into paint/photoshop

and zoom out

[woven vigil]

...

I'd rather not

[mellow wedge]

Besides the background color, it looks decently similar for a person that isn't wearing glasses sitting 2 feet away from the screen: https://gyazo.com/f9ca1109116ddf959418d573154bbaf0

It may not to you because you know the original picture pretty well

Also, for some reason your picture looks darker on discord than in my photoshop app

[quartz zephyr]

@Terrobility what ide do you use again

[mellow wedge]

@woven vigil

[quartz zephyr]

Rip my discord

[mellow wedge]

(I'm not racist I swear)

[woven vigil]

...

@quartz zephyr intellij

[mellow wedge]

@quartz zephyr what do you think?

[woven vigil]

Eclipse on ubuntu = buggy

[quartz zephyr]

This update is literally so big

[woven vigil]

So is my player spoofer, it's 55kb

[quartz zephyr]

Not even the kernel, just a regular update

[mellow wedge]

damn, 55kb

[quartz zephyr]

Player spoofed?

Spoofer *

[woven vigil]

Yeah

[mellow wedge]

(Discord has an edit feature 😉 )

[woven vigil]

Modifies server counts, cached, all linked through bungee, async, tablist injection and more

It also has placeholders for mvdw, clip, holographicdisplays, SLP, whatever

It's bungee + bukkit

Wanna see the dank config?

[mellow wedge]

Spectrum we need an opinion on this situation here

[quartz zephyr]

Yas boi

[mellow wedge]

Is @woven vigil secretly michael jackson? https://gyazo.com/f9ca1109116ddf959418d573154bbaf0

[woven vigil]

I've got another photo but it makes me look like Affixes

That means I'm keeping this one

[mellow wedge]

so you agree?

:3

[woven vigil]

No

[mellow wedge]

xD

[quartz zephyr]

Okay upgrading now

[mellow wedge]

So spectrum, what are your thoughts?

[quartz zephyr]

On what

That you look like a fag?

Yes I agree

[mellow wedge]

On Terrobility's profile picture making him look like MJ

https://gyazo.com/f9ca1109116ddf959418d573154bbaf0

[quartz zephyr]

Na

[mellow wedge]

Really?

Maybe it's my vision then

[mellow wedge]

wups

[woven vigil]

The chat is dying

Revive it someone

[quartz zephyr]

.

Hiii

I would send an image on my progress of u16 but no perms

[woven vigil]

Imgur it

Imgur has an app as well 😛

[quartz zephyr]

My screen shot program isn't on here rip

[mellow wedge]

#gyazoIsBae

[woven vigil]

Gyazo is slow and sluggish

[quartz zephyr]

I have one that uploads to my web server

[mellow wedge]

wot no it's not

[quartz zephyr]

I don't like gyazo

[mellow wedge]

Ya, spectrum is fancy

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil what screenshot thing u use?

[mellow wedge]

he has his own fricken web server 😮

[willow yacht]

i use Gyazo's

[mellow wedge]

Gyazo isn't slow

not for me

[woven vigil]

On Windows, I used to use ShareX so I could choose whether to upload to my CDN or to imgur

[quartz zephyr]

It's cheap to rent a web server Lmao

[woven vigil]

I use some screenshot thing and then I can right click and upload to imgur

[quartz zephyr]

Or run one on a DO droplet

[mellow wedge]

ya but idk how to do that stuff

[quartz zephyr]

Learn

[woven vigil]

Or you can just upload files, videos, gifs anything to your CDN

[willow yacht]

actually, i run an imgur thing i think, i can't remember xD

[quartz zephyr]

Google has tutorials

[mellow wedge]

but y

[willow yacht]

"CDN"?

i dumb

[woven vigil]

Content Delivery Network

[quartz zephyr]

Cdn?

[mellow wedge]

spectrum teach me how to webserver

❤

[woven vigil]

Imagine file storage but accelerated while your file is around something like 20 locations all around the globe

[mellow wedge]

and what program do you use?

[woven vigil]

You connect to the CDN, you connect to the fastest one for you (least latency)

[quartz zephyr]

How do I Cdn

[willow yacht]

lol @mellow wedge how to webserver

[mellow wedge]

exactly

spectrum teach me how to webserver plez

[quartz zephyr]

It's not hard to learn. Don't be lazy

You barely have anything to learn

[mellow wedge]

Have you not learned that I'm a lazy bastard?

I don't wanna fuk it up mang

[quartz zephyr]

I don't like lazy people. Lmao

[woven vigil]

Just to show you how accelerated a CDN is, click this link and see how fast the video loads. https://cdn.terrocidepvp.net/sharex/2016/01/2016-01-03_07-03-28.mp4

[mellow wedge]

you sent a video?

[quartz zephyr]

NOW I WANT A CDN

[woven vigil]

CDNs cost

[mellow wedge]

What was the point of that

[quartz zephyr]

And terminals won't fricken open for me

[woven vigil]

see how fast the video loads Just to show you how accelerated a CDN is

[mellow wedge]

it's a pretty short video

how big is the file, that's the question

[quartz zephyr]

File size doesn't matter? 😂

It loaded fast af

[mellow wedge]

I didn't notice anything too fancy :L

Everything loads pretty fast for me

[quartz zephyr]

Cdn is expensive

@woven vigil do you use amazons Cdn?

[woven vigil]

Yes I do

Amazon is bae

[mellow wedge]

spectrum what program do you use

[woven vigil]

Google probably has a CDN

[quartz zephyr]

For what cj.... Lol

[woven vigil]

Google's would be cheaper if they do have one

[quartz zephyr]

They do

[mellow wedge]

for uploading screenshot to your webserver

[quartz zephyr]

based on units used and quota limits

[mellow wedge]

and stuff

[quartz zephyr]

ShareX

[mellow wedge]

is it simple like gyazo

[woven vigil]

ShareX is bae

Better than gyazo by miles

[quartz zephyr]

Well you have to set it up but it's worth it

And why better than gyazo

[woven vigil]

It's beginner friendly

[quartz zephyr]

Way*

[woven vigil]

Everything is self explanatory

[quartz zephyr]

I meant way xd

[mellow wedge]

spectrum what provider do you use for your webserver

[woven vigil]

GGServers is the best provider

[quartz zephyr]

I'd you want something cheap, probably best option is digital ocdan for

Digital ocean

[mellow wedge]

$5/mo?

[quartz zephyr]

Ye

I dont know the specs/reqs

[woven vigil]

I can get servers for much cheaper, it's trade secrets 😛

[mellow wedge]

oh and I have to set up the webserver myself

[quartz zephyr]

terro, when you say that, you have to share

yes you do

[mellow wedge]

oh

hmm

[quartz zephyr]

probably LAMP

[mellow wedge]

maybe another day, for now gyazo works great xD

or I could host it myself

[woven vigil]

By default, ShareX gives you a nice direct link to an imgur upload

You don't need this webserver stuff

[quartz zephyr]

Linux/Apache/MySQL/PhP

True

I only use web server for custom link

[mellow wedge]

But why use ShareX if I could use gyazo. I would like to use ShareX for the webserver stuff xD

@woven vigil

[woven vigil]

Gyazo is slow

Trust me ShareX is so much more faster

[mellow wedge]

not for me tho

[quartz zephyr]

Always gotta one up people these days. Lol

[mellow wedge]

Well I'm just saying

[quartz zephyr]

I need a custom link shortner, I use bitly but a custom would be great

[mellow wedge]

I need to configure this ShareX to test it xD

[quartz zephyr]

I even bought a link for good branding Lmao

@woven vigil know any good shortners ? Ubuntu froze on me Rip

Shortners I can host myself I mean

[woven vigil]

Idk

[mellow wedge]

ya it's fast

:L

[quartz zephyr]

sharex?

[mellow wedge]

ya

I fricken had to get it to work ffs

[quartz zephyr]

@woven vigil https://cloud.google.com/cdn/

Googles cdn seems cheap + free ssl cert..

[mellow wedge]

hmm

Spectrum

[quartz zephyr]

?

[mellow wedge]

I have WAMP

can I use that for a webserver?

[quartz zephyr]

thats only hosted locally unless you portforward

Yes

But you have to portforward and your IP is then very public

[mellow wedge]

You should teach me how

my IP is already public

[quartz zephyr]

You may experience lower bandwidth

[ebon sonnet]

@mellow wedge I can

[quartz zephyr]

I dont recommend it.

[mellow wedge]

Hosting my own webserver?

[quartz zephyr]

Yes

[mellow wedge]

Is it more intense than a minecraft server?

[ebon sonnet]

Yes

[mellow wedge]

How much more? O.o

[ebon sonnet]

I quite a lot

[mellow wedge]

Really?

[quartz zephyr]

Its public traffic

[mellow wedge]

so are mc servers?

and teamspeak

I host 5 mc servers + ts3 server

So.... would it really make a difference

[quartz zephyr]

Idfk.

You probably have fibre?

[ebon sonnet]

☺ I would probably say yes but this isn't my area

[mellow wedge]

No?

I don't have fibre

[quartz zephyr]

Im not a web wiz

[woven vigil]

You need to ensure the bandwidth routing is high quality as performance may suffer across the entire node

[mellow wedge]

if I did then I would be happy xD

[woven vigil]

Just speak with me to look like you know your shit

[mellow wedge]

My bandwith quality is top notch m8

[quartz zephyr]

Cj, just open a fucking new tab, and type in "can I run a website from my home efficiently"

[woven vigil]

Your host may subject your server to bandwidth throttling if the rate limit is exceeded

During peak times, your network performance may be hindered due to high load

[quartz zephyr]

jesus.literally worse than the noob programmers that beg for spoonfeed xD

[mellow wedge]

I host my banmanager 😄

Fucking spectrum you make a webserver sound like it takes google fibre to run one

like shit man

[quartz zephyr]

What.

lmao

[woven vigil]

When in doubt, OVH out

[quartz zephyr]

No, im saying its not good for your home connection, terro just said some valid points. Plus its not recommended for security reasons to open ports

[mellow wedge]

if I cared about security fam

[quartz zephyr]

You have obviously port forwarded before because you have ts3 servers and mc servers

[mellow wedge]

Haven't been DDoS'ed yet 😉

[quartz zephyr]

Which require portforward from home..

[woven vigil]

The most common security breach is one where IPStresser or other stress testing services are used against a home connection. This may result in the ISP imposing restrictions against the end user.

IPStresser is bae though

[willow yacht]

lol

[woven vigil]

10mbps = 30mbps with amplification enabled

[mellow wedge]

idk how to like... make the website tho

I'm looking it up

but

[quartz zephyr]

i have (well they claim) a 5gb/sec stress tester

[mellow wedge]

I gotta know HTML for that

which I don't

[quartz zephyr]

Not for image hosting, you wont

[mellow wedge]

well then help me you tool

[quartz zephyr]

unless you wanna display it fancy like gyazo

[mellow wedge]

no, fuck that

[woven vigil]

All you need is a direct link to the image

Simple

Ez

Kthxbai

[mellow wedge]

ggwp

[woven vigil]

*GLWS

[mellow wedge]

i have no fucking clue what that means xD

i'm pretty stupid

[ebon sonnet]

Well no

I wake up to this

[mellow wedge]

Did I start off good @woven vigil ? http://i.imgur.com/Y1vawuB.png

'tis in my www folder

[woven vigil]

GLWS

[mellow wedge]

good luck well said?

[willow yacht]

Whats "GLWS" again, i keep forgetting

[woven vigil]

I think it's good luck with selling

[mellow wedge]

what the fuck am I selling

[woven vigil]

k

[mellow wedge]

facepalm

wot

[woven vigil]

thx

BAI

[mellow wedge]

yw

thnxforcoming

now gtfo of my house

luvu

[woven vigil]

I haven't came just yet

[mellow wedge]

😉

[woven vigil]

Let's not get too far ahead of things

We need to finish the job off

[mellow wedge]

I didn't say cumming

but I guess you decrypted my message

(This leads you closer to being MJ btw)

[woven vigil]

How old are you?

I'm nearly 11

[mellow wedge]

under 18

xD

[quartz zephyr]

glws = good luck with sell?

[mellow wedge]

my dad said I can't do that under 18

[quartz zephyr]

cant do what

[mellow wedge]

that

[quartz zephyr]

terro you are nearly 11

wat

[mellow wedge]

(he be lyin)

[quartz zephyr]

thought you was like 15

[mellow wedge]

he is 10

[woven vigil]

My parents said I can't do a lot of shit

And look where I am now

[mellow wedge]

but you did the shit anyways

you nasty pig

[quartz zephyr]

same.. lmao

[woven vigil]

I'm as straight as a circle

[mellow wedge]

exactly

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil

[mellow wedge]

and circles aren't straight 😉

xDDD

[woven vigil]

That's the point @mellow wedge...

[mellow wedge]

I knw

i'm here to pnt out the obvius

😉

[quartz zephyr]

brb going to restart ❤ UBUNTU 16 LTS HERE I COME BOIS

[mellow wedge]

so terrobility

can u teach me how to host the images

[woven vigil]

I don't use the webserver method

I hooked up my ShareX to upload to my Amazon S3 bucket

S3 = amazon's pricey file storage

From their S3, it sends it straight to their CDN

[mellow wedge]

ugh then I kind of wanna wait for spectrum

but he won't help me

ffs

ya S3 is...

[woven vigil]

S3 is bae

Drag and drop files onto ShareX to send them straight to your CDN

[mellow wedge]

it's.... pricey xD

@quartz zephyr when you get back can you please help me? xD

[quartz zephyr]

U16 BOIS

[woven vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeoeQCdb6Mc

Why kids upload this shit is beyond me

The likes on it though

Let's all start selling gay Minecraft porn and make ez block game $$$ liek the guy in the video

[quartz zephyr]

31k views

liek WHy

[mellow wedge]

wtf

let's do it Terrorism

I mean Terrorists

[woven vigil]

https://i.imgur.com/5icTHKB.png

[mellow wedge]

wups, using Spectrum's phone

[woven vigil]

That's enough internet for today

The kid is like 9

Why

[ebon sonnet]

https://boostram.com/billing/aff.php?aff=5

Please visit as much as possib;e

[woven vigil]

Please don't advertise your affiliate links here.

[ebon sonnet]

😦 sorry

[quartz zephyr]

good night fam

[ebon sonnet]

Night @quartz zephyr

[mellow wedge]

Does anybody have experience with ShareX custom uploaders?

[ebon sonnet]

No

[woven vigil]

I should sell /suicide on my donation store and tell Mojang it's cosmetic only

[ebon sonnet]

😄

Yer

[mellow wedge]

Like mojang really cares

[ebon sonnet]

They do

[mellow wedge]

Anybody know how to make an upload.php file?

[ebon sonnet]

Nope

[tiny root]

🍴

[ebon sonnet]

Wtf @tiny root u know how effensive tat is

[tiny root]

@ebon sonnet all i know is that spoons shouldnt be allowed to work in this country..

[willow yacht]

@tiny root You code? & use Maven?

[tiny root]

@willow yacht Nope

[willow yacht]

Ugh

[tiny root]

why?

[willow yacht]

Im trying to get zPermissions to compile properly, before i go adding my custom code to it, but it won't bloody compile properly, maven's shade plugin is not working properly or something, i have been trying to make this work for 5 hours or so now

[ebon sonnet]

😄 @tiny root

[somber wasp]

Oh god never call tech support with OVH when you have some one on the end and their like err ,err, err 😉

[ebon sonnet]

Ha ha

[willow yacht]

@somber wasp do you code? 😄

[somber wasp]

Yea but I don't use Maven

😃

[ebon sonnet]

Yes he does

[willow yacht]

Fukc

[ebon sonnet]

☺

[willow yacht]

Well at least someone has taken notice of what i have been doing for the paste 6 hours... well 9 now

past

[ebon sonnet]

Ha ha what's the matter any way

[willow yacht]

it won't fucking shade properly

[ebon sonnet]

What wont

[willow yacht]

zPermissions'

[ebon sonnet]

Oh

[willow yacht]

im trying to add custom code, but i can't even get the damn thing to compile in the first place

[ebon sonnet]

Oh

[somber wasp]

Oh my OVH is like ugh do this this and this no sort of like oh yea it's like this and you can do this. It's soo dull

[willow yacht]

@somber wasp it can't be as painful as trying to get a plugin to compile correctly for 9 hours

[somber wasp]

Nah you waan bet when a server does not do somthing you want it to do and you have a client waiting 😦

[willow yacht]

Screw this, ima try my luck with Gradle, wish me luck!

[mellow wedge]

gl

[willow yacht]

Yeah, nvm

Ima just wait for Terro

Ima go back to working on my KitPvP core

[ebon sonnet]

Nice

[willow yacht]

I can't decide whether i wanna make my own Vanish or just keep using the API from VanishNoPacket

i like VNP but its KitPvP, so i don't really need half of that shiz

[fallow crow]

Hola

[willow yacht]

Hola

[fallow crow]

Como estás

[willow yacht]

I don't bloody speak snapish nub

spanish** LOL

[fallow crow]

Muy bien.

[willow yacht]

kek: snapish

[fallow crow]

snapish

french

fnerch

Today is the day that I spend 2000$ on an airplane ride 🙃

[somber wasp]

😮

[willow yacht]

@fallow crow Today is the day i spent 9 hours trying to edit zPermissions but still failed.

[fallow crow]

Better than spending 2000$ on a plane and 7000$ on a ring

9000$ literally almost 1/3rd of my annual income

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[willow yacht]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fallow crow]

Rip my savings acc

[willow yacht]

mhm

[fallow crow]

Gonna be eating MRE's for the next 2 years

[willow yacht]

ahaha

[fallow crow]

🙃

[willow yacht]

well enjoy lmfao

[fallow crow]

Mhm

[willow yacht]

is it sad that im only really finding out about Stirng.format() now?

Is there any reliable String-name to UUID converters out there/

[somber wasp]

Ugh OVH reinstalls take soo long

[fallow crow]

Someone asked me how im gonna buy a plane with 2,000$

shoots self

[willow yacht]

Lol

[fallow crow]

Reasons why I dont speak with army guys lol

[somber wasp]

Oh no not the Army / Navy fun jokes 😄

[fallow crow]

Marines>

But yes

[woven prairie]

http://www.speedtest.net/result/5564938097.png rip

[somber wasp]

Sorry 😃

RIP what did ya do

[woven prairie]

it's my normal speed xD

3 days for a 1gb torrent smh

[somber wasp]

xD

RIP internet

[ocean totem]

XD rip

[woven prairie]

xD

[somber wasp]

@woven prairie (ik that don't work) but how long do your OVH reinstalls usually take?

[woven prairie]

i don't use ovh

[somber wasp]

Wait, I thought you owned a buiness 😛

Sorry 😛

Oh yea it's Mike 😛

[woven prairie]

?

[somber wasp]

I remember Mike A owns a business using OVH but for some reason I thaught he was on here xD

[woven vigil]

OVH reinstalls can take up to 30 mins

They aren't the quickest

[somber wasp]

I've had to re install a vps like 5 times today because of an a Apache error that's unfixable

[woven vigil]

This is why Nginx is bae

I've only ever used Nginx

I know many people who used to use Apache and didn't regret switching to Nginx

[somber wasp]

I'm using it for a Client

Holy 💩 https://store.hypixel.net/category/748883

[woven vigil]

Hypixel must be making a crap ton of block game money rn

[somber wasp]

Yea

They even tp you looking down with a map in your hand that advertises it

[woven vigil]

What's so special about those packages? I don't usually play minigame servers

[somber wasp]

Duno 😛

Just lower price & more itmes

itmes*

Items*

[woven vigil]

Guys join test.speedify.io to party with me and my fake players

https://i.imgur.com/AUklhss.png totally legit

[quartz zephyr]

nice waking up to ubuntu 16 ❤

[willow yacht]

@quartz zephyr it only took me like 15 hours but im abuot 99% sure i got zPermissions working

[quartz zephyr]

well gg

its worth it.

[willow yacht]

mhm

[somber wasp]

After like 3/4 hours I got apache to stop being a pain 😄 but now I get this 😦 http://community-1.vybrus.com/

[quartz zephyr]

@somber wasp thats nginx?

[somber wasp]

Yea for now

Trying to install Multicraft

[willow yacht]

@quartz zephyr

[somber wasp]

I moved to Nginx because Apache was being a pain

[willow yacht]

Spectrum: https://i.imgur.com/T8t4lWS.png

[quartz zephyr]

Sorry @willow yacht headphones were off and didnt hear notifs

[willow yacht]

Np

It look kewl?

[quartz zephyr]

ye, you change the messages?

[willow yacht]

Yep

thats the setrank command

i changed all the promote and demote and setrank and unsertrank ones

ill probs get around to changing the others another day

Id give you a copy, but im not that nice :d

[quartz zephyr]

rip

[willow yacht]

Once im done completley, i might let you have a copy :3

[woven vigil]

https://i.imgur.com/sqkhG5e.png

The bow is custom textured by me 😃

[manic kindle]

very nice

does it chance when you pull the bow back?

[woven vigil]

Yeah it does

[woven prairie]

GayMC

[quartz zephyr]

lmao ^

[ebon sonnet]

@woven prairie don't say it gay u played it for 6+ years

[woven prairie]

I never said it was gay lol

[ebon sonnet]

GayMc

[woven vigil]

I gave away gaymc.net to some other dude

To jesse/headhunterz

Nothing wrong with being gay 😛

[woven vigil]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01JQTZ3ZC

[quartz zephyr]

@woven vigil when bsmc has 7k users on its forums

[woven vigil]

They have a dev as well

[tiny root]

global crashes like this scare me

@woven vigil

https://gyazo.com/9abd05f818864d0d9c53336b817c4679

we're the like that didnt crash 😛

[woven vigil]

What's that?

[tiny root]

pmed

[woven vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KmkZImc5i0

The lyrics on this thing is amazing

[fallow crow]

Meanwhile I still listen to la vie en rose

[quartz zephyr]

Applying for student pack @ jetbrains ;3

Well, if they are willing to take my college id

[fallow crow]

http://www.strawpoll.me/11031205 Vote pls

[quartz zephyr]

What is this for

@fallow crow

[fallow crow]

New ign

[quartz zephyr]

oh ign

[fallow crow]

ye

[quartz zephyr]

@fallow crow Are you buying them?

[fallow crow]

no

[quartz zephyr]

snipe?

[fallow crow]

yeah

[quartz zephyr]

ah

gl

[woven vigil]

https://i.imgur.com/cx5BiqA.png when the SLP Bungee integration is on point

[quartz zephyr]

@woven vigil Dank memes

[hasty zenith]

@pure bane Is online! Will he finally read a possible bug I sent him for the Custom DM he sent me o: Or finally answer a question about a placeholder he made
Or maybe even confirm or deny he's working on adding Heads from FreshCoal support to DeluxeMenus like he said he was last February xD

And nope He's offline

That didn't take long 😂

Night all! ❤ Gonna finish watching this QI and then I may watch an episode of Stranger Things or play Fallout 4 for a bit

o: It's 2:30 Really doesn't feel like it

[pure bane]

Sorry man

[woven vigil]

I was supposed to watch Stranger Things but I only watched an episode before deciding to watch Prison Break instead

[quartz zephyr]

Stranger Things was a great show

prison break was boring to me

[woven vigil]

For me I didn't like the style in which Stranger Things was shot but it seems to be growing on me now. Prison Break was one of those day 1 dramas where I'm like well this is quite fucking good

[quartz zephyr]

@woven vigil I got an alert via MCM that you updated archonlist, and for some reason I thought you added me to the buylist or something, but i guess it automatically added me to watch this resource

xD

@willow yacht I need help with IJ when you get on

[woven vigil]

@quartz zephyr my plugin is totally legit https://i.imgur.com/RckfJsY.png

[fallow crow]

Tfw you see your accounts name on there

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[quartz zephyr]

@fallow crow What account..?

[fallow crow]

Some randy alt I have

oolala

I recognize the name from my spambot

Lel

[quartz zephyr]

lel

I got 25 random alts from a random person on a forum

all work and are legit

terro, did you use hikaricp for connection pools in java sql

[woven vigil]

I needed to update ArchonList to support Clip's placeholders since my player spoofer uses %playerspoofer_servercount%, %playerspoofer_globalcount% and %playerspoofer_servername% and obviously as a player list, you gotta show the right player count. About Hikari, yeah I've used it and I can hook you up with some code if you need help

[quartz zephyr]

If you could, that would be great

[fallow crow]

Terro, if it isnt already, you should support bungee and json for it

And post to spigot, you'd prob get more traffic on spigot

[quartz zephyr]

Hes banned from spigot

lel

[fallow crow]

o

sucks

[woven vigil]

Me and Affixes were having a nice, civilised discussion until some randy staff decided to temp ban me for personally attacking him although he was the one to

[quartz zephyr]

Terro, I want to make a quick and easy statistical plugin for our kitpvp with world support, mysql support that actually works and is updated

And leaderboards like

top 5 kills top 5 deaths etc top 5 k/d

Which I can do easily, I made a class that did that for luca

[woven vigil]

@quartz zephyr bear in mind I provide no guarantees over this code. I wanted to make a server core but I was like lol nope the next day cos it was effort. This code hasn't been checked and it's even got a set of dead MySQL details in it. Honestly, it can be sloppy
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5de5d21b628643e32407ba7eeac05ac5

It's a token system and some mysql magic I think

I'm not entirely sure

Forgot a class

https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2598b0100d06c3c45827d102d85a41a7

[fallow crow]

Hm

[quartz zephyr]

@woven vigil CustomPlayer Will I need that class (Player Handler)

[woven vigil]

No

It was only my interface to serialise/deserialise custom objects so they can be downloaded or uploaded from the db

Just extract what you need from my code

It may have some poor and sloppy async stuff since I was just testing it out

It's not necessary to run everything on another thread

[keen summit]

anyone on?

[woven vigil]

Me although I'll be heading off in about 30 mins

[keen summit]

can u test my bot with me?

ill PM the discord server?

@woven vigil

[woven vigil]

What bot?

[keen summit]

dont worry

i found someone else 😛

I hardly chat here anyway, bai

[woven vigil]

Rip you'll be missed 😢

[woven prairie]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/donations-holograms.1956/updates

[pure bane]

http://img.extendedclip.com/08-20-16-00:24:57.png

./gah <amount> <message>

./gah <message>

[woven vigil]

I got discord canary, see you in a few mins

[willow yacht]

^ its bae Terro

Hai @pure bane

@pure bane i bought all ur plugins but Minecrates, (Cuz i never really felt like i need it x3)

<#

<3*

^

Get channels, and id say its perfect

😮

[woven vigil]

All my shit is lagging balls for some reason

[willow yacht]

^

What wohever just said about addon + channels

Nope, ur clip, i trust u ❤

U shud add like a /url thing

😮

Clip, don't use eclipse you nub

and use Maven

Pls

:3

[woven vigil]

He can do what he wants 😛

[woven prairie]

IDE does not effect anything

[willow yacht]

Well i had to put the DchatApi into my own repo bc u didn't put one up 💔

i c

Yas pls

its on ur gh dumbo

For Dhcat placeholders?

[quartz zephyr]

making a github repo with IntelliJ is 10x easier...

[willow yacht]

^

It rly is

Except when u accidentally delete everything from it... D:

So long story short, i can use Papi?

I don't really need it anywhere else but DChat doe

[pure bane]

%placeholderapi_<normal placeholder>%

[woven vigil]

Just use papi ffs

[willow yacht]

Fien

I am a 14 y/o :3

I completley skipped Java.

Cuz i idiot

Same

[woven vigil]

synchronized (clip)

[willow yacht]

Ik exactly what your saying, i do it all the time

oo i just got an idea for something..

[woven vigil]

I had some kid begging me for a free plugin and when I gave it to him, turns out he didn't know how to yml and he wouldn't stop messaging me because he doesn't know how to make a simple string list

[quartz zephyr]

LOL

[woven vigil]

The guy couldn't even set up regions

[willow yacht]

-facepalm-

[quartz zephyr]

me when I was 10

[willow yacht]

When i ran a Prison server a little while ago i ran it, cuz u bae

^^^

What u just said

Exactamundo

its truth

I can't even understand Essentials code... it looks so messy (Then again that was like a year ago)

[woven vigil]

Essentials throw exceptions like it's nothing

It's fairly intensive to throw exceptions all the time

[pure bane]

http://img.extendedclip.com/08-20-16-01:04:03.png

[quartz zephyr]

Terro

[woven vigil]

Yeah?

[quartz zephyr]

line 76 of the ConnectionPoolManager, the whole method says "Usage of API documented as @since 1.6+"

What does that mean..

Language level is set to 1.8

[woven vigil]

Idek what line 76 is

[quartz zephyr]

https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5de5d21b628643e32407ba7eeac05ac5#file-connectionpoolmanager-java-L76-L107

[woven vigil]

Just paste it here

[willow yacht]

😮

[woven prairie]

cya

[willow yacht]

I only don't own Minecrates

[woven vigil]

You know you're a good coder when you can code while drunk

[willow yacht]

LOOL

[woven vigil]

I've been there as well with some guy so I can't chat

Take advantage of alcohol while you're young

Young people don't get hangovers

I'm 16 and I was wasted the other day and I was throwing up and shit but no hangover

[quartz zephyr]

Ive heard a few times clip codes while drunk.

[woven vigil]

This evening I'm going to a party with some 🍃

[willow yacht]

Fuck there was something i was about to ask.... but i forgot

Holy shit Terro, fix ur mic

[quartz zephyr]

^^^

better now

[willow yacht]

^^^

[unique gorge]

http://hastebin.com/hibacokesi.avrasm

[willow yacht]

You running on a VPS/Dedi or shadred?

shared*

i think 775 is the correct one?

I think, Spectrum, Terro and myself are the only ones who actually use Ubuntu as their desktop os

[mellow wedge]

                            public void run(){
                                if(!genConfig.contains(entry.getKey())){
                                    cancel();
                                }
                                if((genConfig.getString(name+".owner").equalsIgnoreCase("server") || (genConfig.getString(name+".type").equalsIgnoreCase("always")))){
                                    
                                }else{
                                    if(!Bukkit.getOfflinePlayer(UUID.fromString(genConfig.getString(name+".owner"))).isOnline()){
                                        cancel();
                                    }
                                }
                                Chest chest = (Chest) generator.getState();
                                ItemStack item = new ItemStack(resource, 1);
                                chest.getBlockInventory().addItem(item);
                                }
                        }.runTaskTimer(Main.getInstance(), 0L, time);```

[woven vigil]

Create a Generator object

[willow yacht]

Async

[woven vigil]

The error is concurrent modification exception or something

That means more than 1 thing is trying to modify something at the same time

[willow yacht]

stfu

I do too

Lal

probs ChestCommands..

Hahaha

He probs can't even code xD

[quartz zephyr]

@woven vigil

This is a wrapper, right?
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/1cc169896cd511d57545d18b432e9971

[willow yacht]

If they need help they can join thsi very helpful place.

-Some skid joins, yo i need help.-
-3 Hours later: Ya what u need help with?, oh wait he already left.. rip-

[woven vigil]

A wrapper would have the Player in it

[willow yacht]

Lombok OP

[quartz zephyr]

@woven vigil What do you mean

[woven vigil]

I'll show you

[willow yacht]

@quartz zephyr @woven vigil Lombok OP

@pure bane For some reason i thought you were Aussie like me, md-5 and funny 😐

[woven vigil]

    private Player player;
    private UUID uuid;
    private int kills;
    private int deaths;

    public PlayerWrapper(Player player, ...``` cba to do the rest

It's like an upgraded version of Player

But like for your plugin

[quartz zephyr]

But whats the point of having the player object

[woven vigil]

Just do your way

[quartz zephyr]

Can you gist your custom player by chance?

[woven vigil]

    private UUID uuid;
    private int tokens;
    private Rank rank;

    public CustomPlayer(UUID uuid) {
        this.uuid = uuid;
        this.tokens = 0;
        this.rank = new Rank(ClassType.PEASANT, 0);
    }

    public CustomPlayer(UUID uuid, int tokens) {
        this.uuid = uuid;
        this.tokens = tokens;
        this.rank = new Rank(ClassType.PEASANT, 0);
    }

    public CustomPlayer(UUID uuid, int tokens, Rank rank) {
        this.uuid = uuid;
        this.tokens = tokens;
        this.rank = rank;
    }

    public UUID getUuid() {
        return uuid;
    }

    public int getTokens() {
        return tokens;
    }

    public void setTokens(int tokens) {
        this.tokens = tokens;
    }

    public Rank getRank() {
        return rank;
    }
}```

ClassType referring to my custom enum

[willow yacht]

-Gets banned for calling vk a bitch-

[mellow wedge]

i was really expecting "myself"

xDDDD

[willow yacht]

LOOL

im dying rn

[woven vigil]

Rip me cos I'm buying vodka for a party I'm going to with block game money

[willow yacht]

i dun make any bgm

well not rly any

brb

[woven prairie]

lol

Terro, is block game money the best type of money?

[quartz zephyr]

hes gonna say yes

[woven vigil]

Block game money's good

[mellow wedge]

#BGM

[quartz zephyr]

#BGMFTW

[woven vigil]

turns camera away

[willow yacht]

#IWantSomeBGM

[quartz zephyr]

just gotta start making it some how...

[woven vigil]

holds new MacBook just purchased with BGM

[quartz zephyr]

screams at terro

[woven prairie]

😉

[woven vigil]

You see when you're workin' the block game, things like these are very easy

[quartz zephyr]

Affixes?

[willow yacht]

if i every get enuf bgm to buy my own pc it going to be a fully decked out Linux machine xD

[woven prairie]

https://files.terrocidepvp.net/prodity/affixes-money-whore.mp4

[quartz zephyr]

I cant find anything worthy of making for bgm

rip

[woven vigil]

Sell plugins

[quartz zephyr]

i have no imagination

[woven vigil]

I need $100

I'm getting $100 later on today

All bgm of course

[woven prairie]

gg

[quartz zephyr]

I dont know what to make though to sell..

[pure bane]

http://img.extendedclip.com/08-20-16-01:37:37.png

[willow yacht]

im not gud enuf 4 selling plugins

[woven prairie]

gg

[willow yacht]

that tps doe clip

[woven vigil]

Sounds like you need some of my optimisation

[willow yacht]

yes pls

[quartz zephyr]

speedify.io

[willow yacht]

wait wot

i confused

nvm

ignore me

like u already were 😐

time 4 me to go learn how to efficiently use MySQL for my custom KitPvP economy

[woven vigil]

And here's me having purchased loads of clips plugins -_-

[quartz zephyr]

#ripterro

[woven prairie]

I have em all xD

[woven vigil]

Clip's just like here's a plugin for you, you and you

[willow yacht]

@pure bane Add meh to le Minecrates list, probs won't ever make a Prison server for a while, but u never know :3

joins server after not being on for a while, just got 30d playtime nothing special lmfao

[pure bane]

http://img.extendedclip.com/08-20-16-01:48:13.png

http://img.extendedclip.com/08-20-16-01:50:56.png

[mellow wedge]

        try {
            File file = getFile(name);
            
            if(file != null) {
                configuration = YamlConfiguration.loadConfiguration(file);
                configuration.save(file);
            }
        } catch (IOException e) {
            e.printStackTrace();
        }
    }```

[woven vigil]

omg

just this.saveConfig();

this.reloadConfig()

[pure bane]

http://img.extendedclip.com/08-20-16-01:52:26.png

[mellow wedge]

it's for more than 1 file @woven vigil

[woven vigil]

Use a custom Config class

It handles it

[unique gorge]

https://gyazo.com/587eed3f24d66d3f94ead72afb05ca2c

[woven vigil]

I got one off bukkit

Free code

[mellow wedge]

tf you talkin about

[woven vigil]

I'll copy and paste

https://gist.github.com/anonymous/bb9d31b2b897063bdc48bf85db331dda ignore the package name

I found this on Bukkit

new Config("data.yml", this)

[mellow wedge]

way too much work

[woven vigil]

It's 7am and I haven't slept

I'm supposed to be at a party at 6pm

I'm fucked

[ebon sonnet]

Neither @woven vigil

[pure bane]

http://img.extendedclip.com/08-20-16-02:06:22.png

[woven vigil]

For real I should sleep

[wintry willow]

Bye

[tender basin]

@woven vigil , 10:10 AM here...

Didn't sleep yet.

[woven prairie]

http://www.blackspigotmc.xyz/threads/plotmines.939/ rip

[mellow wedge]

same @wintry willow

ah, ty

xD

[wintry willow]

McJuggerNuggets Commented on that Post tup there

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@woven prairie Look at the first Comment

[willow yacht]

RIp my ping.

Lol: http://www.blackspigotmc.xyz/threads/how-to-download-my-stuff.32/#post-107

zPermissions is a bitch, but i got it 😄

yw @pure bane :3

[wintry willow]

Look: http://www.blackspigotmc.xyz/threads/plotmines.939/

First Comment says No (ME)

[willow yacht]

Lol

My ping is ded

Link it?

Lal

@quartz zephyr

@mellow wedge im pretty sure tit does

it*

Link the Gh

[unique gorge]

https://dev.bukkit.org/bukkit-plugins/chestshop/

https://github.com/Acrobot/ChestShop-3

[mellow wedge]

@wintry willow come back bb

[quartz zephyr]

for (YamlConfiguration defConfig = 0; defConfig < localYamlConfiguration1; defConfig++) {
}

[ebon sonnet]

Haha this Room2 @quartz zephyr

[quartz zephyr]

night fells

going to bed

[ebon sonnet]

😄 night

[mellow wedge]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/json-api.21035/

[willow yacht]

https://education.github.com/git-cheat-sheet-education.pdf

[golden siren]

gradle crashed 😦

[muted fern]

Howdy.

[woven prairie]

Funny 😄

[muted fern]

😉

[woven prairie]

Long time

If no one buys TP, will it just go down?

[muted fern]

Not sure whats going on

[woven prairie]

Rip

[willow yacht]

@mellow wedge

[woven prairie]

AtlanticCraft vs LittleLizardGaming for a series? Need some help xD

[willow yacht]

Wut

[woven prairie]

Server advertising

[willow yacht]

Your advertising severs?

servers*

[woven prairie]

I want to advertise my server through one of them

[willow yacht]

oh, never heard them

[woven prairie]

rip

[willow yacht]

of them

[woven prairie]

xD

I'll go with LLG, Atlantic is a different sytle

[willow yacht]

These YTers?

[woven prairie]

Yep

[willow yacht]

Links, cuz wai nut

[woven prairie]

https://www.youtube.com/user/LittleLizardGaming
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAtlanticCraft

[willow yacht]

What sort of server is urs

Like, modded, vanilla/spigot
and what type of either of those

[woven prairie]

It's gonna be a custom gamemode that I commission

Ovbs Spigot

[willow yacht]

None of those youtubers appear to do any non-modded shit doe xD

[woven prairie]

Tru, but, they get nice views. And if I get 7+ vids, I'll get some players

[willow yacht]

its going to cost alot xD

[young temple]

You 2 are online like 24/7...

[woven prairie]

You need to spend money to make money

[willow yacht]

Im on probs most xD

Luca, it would probs be cheaper to buy a .org slot?

[young temple]

Theres an active group of people, like 20 people that are ussually active in this server but you 2 xD

Usually*

[woven prairie]

I rent .org every so often

[willow yacht]

is there only one .org or multiple

[woven prairie]

.org is minecraftservers.org it's the most effective

[willow yacht]

Ah

[woven prairie]

I've never got all my money back from owning a slot, so, I just rent

[willow yacht]

lol, look at Memeplex , false advertising

[woven prairie]

xD

[willow yacht]

"The largest minecraft server in the world" really? so CubeCraft at 11k while Memeplex at 8 isn't larger than Memeplex? l, i must go back to skool and learn how to math then

LOL, Hypickle is at 21k players in slot 58

[woven prairie]

Speaking of Hypixel, it's AgentK's bday

[willow yacht]

^ who dat

[woven prairie]

Lead dev

[willow yacht]

o k

[woven vigil]

Oh dear

It's 4:17pm and I'm supposed to be at this party by 6pm

I just woke up like 45 mins ago as well

[ebon sonnet]

Hey @woven vigil

😄

[willow yacht]

Hi Terro

[ebon sonnet]

Anyone have a server i can play on

[willow yacht]

You have your own server? xD

[ebon sonnet]

Yer but im board of working on it for a bit

[willow yacht]

Just play on it? xD

[ebon sonnet]

Xd

cbf

@willow yacht why dont u play on it

[willow yacht]

On what

[ebon sonnet]

My server

😄 XD

[willow yacht]

Looking at the name im guessing Pixelmon?

[ebon sonnet]

No actually

Factions , Skyblock , Runner, Traditional parkour

[willow yacht]

Meh, i don't got time to play, i just spend all day coding

[ebon sonnet]

Coding what

[willow yacht]

Plugins for my server

[ebon sonnet]

😄 CAN I join ur server

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil

public String color(String message, String... args) {
        return String.format(ChatColor.translateAlternateColorCodes('&', message), args.length > 0 ? args : null);
    }

would that work in the way of:

If there are strings to be converted it will convert them using the args entered, if its not, it more-or-less ignores it?

[ebon sonnet]

Need a good Crates plugin

[hasty zenith]

@woven prairie Told you
CrateKeys and CosmicChest

[somber wasp]

Opinions? https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/antiwither.28143/

[hasty zenith]

xD the first review is from a pathalogical liar who uses/used leaked plugins 😂

But it's a great concept 👍

[tiny root]

@somber wasp looks good, make more plugins 😛

maybe get into premium plugins

[somber wasp]

😛

I might start doing that as a hobby 😄

[unique gorge]

@somber wasp Couldn't you have just forked essentials to do that 😛

Would make essentials more interesting

[somber wasp]

Wait wut, I did not know essentials did that

Oh you mean add it

[unique gorge]

It didn't do that specifically, it allows you to disable the spawning of specific mobs

Adding a permission for each would have been interesting

sorry for the misunderstanding

[somber wasp]

Oh, I like the idea of small plugins since you might not want to have stuff you don't want blocking up the server.

It's ok

[unique gorge]

I prefer larger compilation of plugins

xD

[somber wasp]

True but once I create all the small plugins I usually make on plugin that invloves it all

[unique gorge]

Why not just do that from the gecko

xD

[somber wasp]

? 😛

[wintry willow]

@unique gorge Come join me in Room - 2

[unique gorge]

maybe in a bit

[wintry willow]

ok

[somber wasp]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/essentials-server-manager.28151/ ???

[tiny root]

looking good

make some eula compliant perk/feature plugins

it'll get a lot of hype

then you could put : Test this plugin out on play.pixelassault..

[willow yacht]

`Holy shit, i just joined the DiscordAPI dev chat, wow thats alot of chnanels

and people and coding languages

[young temple]

Thats a cool plugin @somber wasp

[somber wasp]

😄

Thanks

[young temple]

But you don't support 1.8 rip

[somber wasp]

I might code a version for 1.8

[young temple]

Please ❤

[hasty zenith]

If you yelled for 8 Years, 7 Months and 6 Days, You would have produced enough sound Energy to heat one cup of Coffee!

Just thought that's something everyone wanted to know...

[mellow wedge]

I did want to know that, thanks!

[hasty zenith]

xD

[mellow wedge]

I'm about to sit down and watch NYSM and NYSM2

(Now You See Me)

Anybody know a good video player that plays .mkv files besides the windows shitty one?

Like... even windows media player is better than windows video or whatever it's called

I see DivX is an option, anybody know if it's good?

[somber wasp]

😮 I wanna see NYSM2 😛

[ebon sonnet]

U can @somber wasp

[hasty zenith]

You can use Kodi to watch it haha

[woven prairie]

Torrents are there now

[hasty zenith]

It'll probably be on there

[woven prairie]

Use VLC @mellow wedge

[willow yacht]

^^^^

[ebon sonnet]

Yer kodi is good

[hasty zenith]

Meh I don't like VLC I prefer Windows Media Player. For me when your watching something the pause button hotbar is a bit buggy / slow / Not to my taste

[woven prairie]

lol. That's a first

[somber wasp]

xD

[manic kindle]

windows media player takes forever to open sometimes and then is still more buggy than VLC

[hasty zenith]

hm Media Players never done me any wrong xD

[somber wasp]

It's by Microsoft so 😄

[hasty zenith]

Hm good point Microsoft aren't the best at making things

XBox for Example 😂

[quasi fable]

And they won't step in and make Mojang stop their EULA ;-;

[hasty zenith]

I think the EULA is good

Just not the new stuff in the past few months

Like voting ect

[woven prairie]

meh, no need to even worry about it

[quartz zephyr]

Anyone have windows 8 .torrent vmware images?

[quasi shale]

do you just want the .iso? for win 8?

if so use this https://www.microsoft.com/en-ca/software-download/windows8 @quartz zephyr

[quartz zephyr]

@quasi shale Im trying to avoid the product-key

[fallow crow]

Anyone have a calculator for java? !calc 9*5 !calc 5-4 !calc 6+7 !calc 60/6

[quasi shale]

Ms toolkit

@quartz zephyr

[woven vigil]

@quartz zephyr or KMSPico from mydigitallife