off-topic

[fair island]

Please? 😉

[woven prairie]

lol no

[fair island]

Oh

🐨

Free koala with it

You give me code, I give you koala pictures

[woven prairie]

lol

[woven vigil]

@fair island vk makes around $100 a day from spigot, gian doesnt

[fair island]

Oml

That's alot

[woven prairie]

xD

[fair island]

I make alot as well

😃

$0.50

A week

[woven prairie]

@woven vigil You should totally take Seraynes offer 😉

[fair island]

Offer?

[woven prairie]

If you have him on Skype and saw his status

[fair island]

I don't

@woven vigil PM'd

I don't have terro's skype I don't think

[woven vigil]

I removed you after you decided mass messaging is okay

[fair island]

Sorry

I stopped

I don't mass message no more, can you re add?

[woven vigil]

I'm not adding you back

[fair island]

Wow, be like that then

[woven prairie]

I've thought of deleteing you countless times with the mass msgs

Like sometimes they say <contact> lol

[fallow crow]

@mellow wedge MOS= Military occupational speciality. Its the marines word for jobs. Navy has ratings, air force has AFSC's, Air force speciality codes, etc

My MOS is marine sentry

My job is marine sentry

Just the professional term

:p

[fair island]

@woven prairie I'll delete you for you.

[mellow wedge]

so you are MOS, but MS is the more refined title

[fallow crow]

All marines have an MOS, Mine is just a white house sentry

[woven prairie]

I don't really use Skype anyway xD

[mellow wedge]

o

I didn't know dat

[fair island]

Everyone seems too hate me

[fallow crow]

Mhm, MOS is like saying I work at pizza hut

[mellow wedge]

well

do you?

xD

[fair island]

I don't think that I should have played Minecraft

[woven vigil]

Maybe because you do deliberately annoying stuff and then say "why does everyone hate me?"

[fallow crow]

In the military it'd just be my <branches name for job> is Pizza Hut

Lel

[fair island]

It's true though

[woven vigil]

That's your problem

Only you can sort it out

[fair island]

No I can't

It's impossible now.

I've gone too far.

https://discord.gg/e5drQ

For here

Send too your friends

[woven vigil]

I don't get why you know you're deliberately being annoying and then continue to do it, despite "everyone" hating you

[fair island]

that's why, I might as well be annoying because you won't stop hating me.

[fallow crow]

self esteem

goals

[woven vigil]

That's the worst reasoning I've ever heard and you need help

Go talk to someone

A counsellor, maybe

[fair island]

who?

[tiny root]

the cancer is back?

:/

[fair island]

-.-

Let's bring up the fucking cancer jokes.

[tiny root]

no your right, your worse than cancer.

[somber wasp]

oh no it's starting 😄

[fallow crow]

Odd request but does anyone have contact with anyone with a hella deep voice with a quality mic looking to make some easy money? I would do it but my mic is shitty.

[willow yacht]

Hi

[fallow crow]

And any professional video editors

My voice is deep enough but my mic is shit

[stone notch]

yall should take a gander at my 2 new projects :)
http://www.planetminecraft.com/member/malecite/

[young temple]

... 😮

@stone notch, I can use your builds and give credits to you right?

[stone notch]

the ones that are up for download yes

[young temple]

❤

[stone notch]

😛

[young temple]

Is this correct?
"# DeluxeChat version 1.9 config file

Created by extended:clip"

Like the colon between extended and clip

[stone notch]

should be a _ lmao

[young temple]

Thats what I thought

[woven vigil]

@fallow crow if you've got $100 and want a cinematic server trailer from a bunch of professional video editors, I can hook you up. Just let me know and I'll go dig up their name. They do minecraft related cinematics for servers

Someone do me a favour real quick, check if this plugin is downloadable for free: http://www.mc-market.org/resources/1836/

[quartz zephyr]

@woven prairie YOU ARE LEAVING SPIGOT?

@woven vigil

Minecraft Market - Error
You have not purchased this product or your license is not active

[quartz zephyr]

@fallow crow

Rip color guard comps

[woven vigil]

@quartz zephyr try now, does it ask to purchase it correctly?

[quartz zephyr]

yes

buy a copy now

[woven vigil]

Does it pop up a terms and conditions window?

[quartz zephyr]

yes

[woven vigil]

Thanks for testing 😃

My list plugin is probably the best list plugin on MCM tbh

[quartz zephyr]

looks nice

send me a vouch copy boi 😉

@woven vigil ^ You know you want to

[woven vigil]

You know you want to buy it 😛

[quartz zephyr]

psh

go make my own ;-;

[woven vigil]

Have you seen the config? That's a solid 6 hours of coding to get the whole plugin done

I doubt you'd spend so much time on it

[quartz zephyr]

actually ive spent a good amount on a gui plugin and still cant figure out something I want to add

so rip

[woven vigil]

I can help

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil

You should be fam and send me a vouch copy cuz im broke

^ You know you want to.

[woven prairie]

Lol

[willow yacht]

Until i realised you can't Braintree in BuyCraft and i can't even use it -facepalm-

[fair island]

Does anyone here like twenty one pilots?

[woven prairie]

rip mitch

[keen summit]

Guys, I hacked teh pentagon!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/214141873084825600/214690993126113281/IMG_2813.JPG

[willow yacht]

Just no @keen summit

[keen summit]

yes

[fallow crow]

Goals

[willow yacht]

^

[fallow crow]

It'd be a shame if the secret service saw that

Kek

[willow yacht]

LOL

Top Kek

-Gets Arrested and Thrown Into a Black Site for the Rest of Life- RIP

[fallow crow]

@keen summit

Any last words boii

Lel

[keen summit]

I'll be back

[willow yacht]

Kek

[fallow crow]

One mongolian slave camp later

[keen summit]

We commentate today, in memory of @keen summit 's death

😴

Goodnight

[fallow crow]

Tempted to actually show them that just to see what they'll do

Lmao

[willow yacht]

Lol

[golden siren]

lol

[somber wasp]

That moment when you are 💩 your self when you've lost somthing and then when they say you don't need it like 😄

[tiny root]

🍴

that moment when trending gamer sells me his parkour maps 😚

lol xD

[somber wasp]

lol no 😄

[tiny root]

💩

[somber wasp]

xD

[woven prairie]

lol

[fallow crow]

@quartz zephyr @ 4:24 https://youtu.be/-MO2oedhuhA?t=4m24s On the sides, the two sentries without instruments marching alongside, thats me on the far side. That was a year ago though before I got assigned to the white house, so im a sentry and with your question, (if I ever work with the silent drill platoon) as part of the color guard yeah, my position with the color guard is basically leading the band at that point. Bandmaster, not the director but I usually lead the presidents own in the marching. So yes, I have to wear the bandmasters uniform that he is wearing and lead with the staff. I've been trying to find that video for ya lol

[quartz zephyr]

@fallow crow Awesome, I love the synchronicity of the marines

[fallow crow]

Thats what the marines are famed for 😅

[willow yacht]

@fallow crow Kill me please?

I just deleted a fucking project i have spent like 1w working on

[willow yacht]

(Like 1w total time combined)

[fallow crow]

Gj

[willow yacht]

So feel free to have someone shoot me

[mellow wedge]

Wait wot

Nah you didn't mitch

[willow yacht]

Yeah i did cj D:

[mellow wedge]

I cri everytim

[willow yacht]

same

[tiny root]

😦

[somber wasp]

Just wondering what do people use Internet Explorer / Edge for (I use it to download Google Chrom)

😛

[tiny root]

Internet explorer is the number one browser platform as it gives you the ability to download and run Google Chrome and quietly hides in the corner as it never gets opened again :/

[somber wasp]

xD

btw @fair island why does it say Developer on you skype name?

[tiny root]

@somber wasp like my new avatar? https://gyazo.com/b8e5f5407d80b8e4b2a59a516581dc2b

[somber wasp]

😄

[loud salmon]

@pure bane I've updated PrisonBalance, if you want to update it on the server 😃

[fair island]

@somber wasp it doesn't

[somber wasp]

You sure? https://vybrus-hosting.gyazo.com/61cb979a8642ea7333fa33f0ba8602f5

[fair island]

I never put that there

Strange

I'll remove

@somber wasp you know iPhone?

[somber wasp]

Nope

[fair island]

iPhones?

By Apple

Can I put a disk onto it?

[somber wasp]

I thaught you ment a guy xD just an fyi I dispise Apple

[fair island]

?

I'm sad now

I can't see twenty one pilots live 😦

[somber wasp]

Google

[fair island]

??

What?

[exotic trout]

hi guys

[somber wasp]

Google how to do it and Hi @exotic trout

[exotic trout]

whats better px or group manager?

[fair island]

I can't watch because I'm epileptic, and they use flashing lights

Pex

I trust pex more

[somber wasp]

Pex

Although fidly at times it well worth it

[fair island]

I used too say GM

[exotic trout]

ive been looking and i cant fine a plugin to show the prefix in the chat

[fair island]

But I got hacked

[exotic trout]

teh group prefix

[fair island]

Use pex + DeluxeChat

It's bae

[exotic trout]

and in the tab?

[fair island]

Er

That one I'm stuck with too 😉

I know maxim does one

$5

[somber wasp]

It's good that plugin

[fair island]

Maxims?

[somber wasp]

Ye

[fair island]

I keep going too buy it

[somber wasp]

But I would reccomend Animated name if I think correctly it should work in TAB

not the TAB plugin

[fair island]

But I hold myself back

I'm confused now

What's a good plugin for tab?

[somber wasp]

The TAB plugin does the tab top & bottom not the name

you need to edit the name so go for Animiated Name Tags

[fair island]

Price?

[somber wasp]

Don't know since I bought it: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/animatednames.2175/

[exotic trout]

so it would be that plus deluxe chat?

[fair island]

Say I wanted it like this : "[A] UntouchedOdin0 [VIP]" what plugin?

DeluxeChat is amazing

[somber wasp]

The one I gave for the TAB names & above player

[exotic trout]

trend and does it work w pex?

[fair island]

$8 @somber wasp

[somber wasp]

Yea it does

[exotic trout]

im buying it

[somber wasp]

and yea that ain bad

[fair island]

I'm sad

I'm running out of money

[somber wasp]

I know the feeling

[fair island]

Also I need help setting up plugins

And my family keep saying where's the cash?!

[exotic trout]

i have 5 buck lmao

bucks

[fair island]

Lucky

I have $1 max

[exotic trout]

i had a server almost done

[fallow crow]

makes literally 0.25 cents per hour

[fair island]

I buy $0.01 plugins 😂

[fallow crow]

@quartz zephyr

[exotic trout]

like 2 months of dev

i got rid of it cause i didnt like it at the end

[somber wasp]

@exotic trout gl

[fair island]

Wow

Rip

[somber wasp]

😮

[exotic trout]

yah

i didnt like it

[fair island]

I got $30 day one my old server

:/

Guess what happened

It went downhill

Discord needs a update

@somber wasp Can I ask you something random?

Guys, how much data do y'all have?

[exotic trout]

what do you mean?

hmm

k

i have deluxe chat 😛

@fair island how do i hook it to PEX?

[fair island]

@exotic trout it's automatic?

[fallow crow]

I think im gonna propose in a few weeks

Hm

[tiny root]

who is the lucky guy?

@fallow crow

[woven vigil]

Guy?

or girl?

[fallow crow]

Well im a guy and im not gay

So

I'd hope its my girlfriend of 6 years that im proposing to

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[woven vigil]

Make sure to record it

Put it on YouTube

"Proposing to my GF (GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED)"

[fair island]

Hi

[fallow crow]

I'm gonna record it for sure, my plan is 10/10

[fair island]

What did I walk into..?

[fallow crow]

Plus the fact that she hasn't seen me in 7 months and im a marine, I have to record it

😅

[fair island]

@fallow crow What did I walk into?

[woven vigil]

I'm sure she'll say yes

If not, you can get yourself a nice bottle of whiskey

She'll say yes though

[fallow crow]

Lets just say it involves me jumping out of a plane and skydiving into her college's football field and seeing her for the first time in 7, almost 8 months

With 10 or so other members of my platoon. So essentially me and a ton of other marines and a few seals skydiving out of a C130 into a packed football stadium..Hm.

[woven vigil]

With that gopro of course

[fallow crow]

I cant have a camera mounted on me lol

Someone else would have to record it if anything

If im in my NCO dress uniform I cant have anything against regulation

[woven vigil]

so you're gonna skydive with parade shoes and shit?

[fallow crow]

If im gonna propose then yeah, I should

But the military is strict on marraige

I have to get permission from 5 different SNCO's just to propose

Then theres certain regulations within that, one of which being in dress

[woven vigil]

Why'd you choose to be a military man in the first place?

[fallow crow]

I was born on a military base. My grandfather at the time was the second highest enlisted perssonel in the entire US navy. My father was an admiral in the navy, my mother was a colonel in the air force, my sister is a master sergeant in the air force. My entire family has been military

Air force or navy

I was the first one to go marines

Come from a long line of military and I just grew up around it and fell in love with it.

[woven vigil]

Are you religious?

[fallow crow]

Atheist

[woven vigil]

Just like me

Are there religious people in the military? I'm guessing not

[fallow crow]

A ton

99% lol

In boot camp we all march to church on sundays

[woven vigil]

What about gay people in the military, if you don't mind me asking?

[fallow crow]

I mean they arent not allowed to, treated the same really

All stereotypes disappear in the military. Or, marines I know for a fact, idk about other branches

Air Force applicants are neither asked nor required to reveal their sexual orientation. Furthermore, statements about sexual orientation will not bar anyone access into military service, admission to service academies, ROTC or any other accession program. Openly gay, lesbian or bisexual applicants will be evaluated according to the same criteria and requirements applicable to all others seeking entry into the military.

Thats what the air force's policy is

[woven vigil]

So don't ask, don't tell

[fallow crow]

I mean boot camp is a little weird at first

If they admit to being gay

Cause you're showering with 80 other males, there isnt a female within miles of you

Butt ass naked

In a room 12 ft x 12 ft

Lol

Other than that though it's nothing anyone really cares about

[woven vigil]

No cubicles? rip

[fallow crow]

http://prntscr.com/c6odqx

Thats the bathrooms

Then on the other side of the room theres 12 shower heads

80 men

We have 30 seconds total for all 80 of us to shower

[woven vigil]

Well gg on being able to poop with 4 other men around you doing the same thing

That's an achievement in itself 😮

[fallow crow]

Lmao

[exotic trout]

@fair island do i have to install other plugin?

For it to work?

[keen summit]

Pleb has left the chat

[fallow crow]

Good morning

[fair island]

@woven prairie Please remove this https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/youlikehits-youtube-bot-website.27992/

Morning @fallow crow

[willow yacht]

Hi @fallow crow

[mellow wedge]

o/

[willow yacht]

i cri

[mellow wedge]

I.... need coffee

Not for caffeine or anything, but for coffee

[somber wasp]

lol

[fallow crow]

Today will be a fun today

Time to ask 9 different SNCO's in my chain of command for permission to propose and to get clearance for me and 8 other marines/seals to skydive into a packed football stadium. Fun, paperwork

[manic kindle]

if u die can I have ur stuff

[fallow crow]

What stuff

I make 25 cents per hour

Literally

[fair island]

http://prntscr.com/c6vts9

lol

[woven prairie]

Hidden syntax lol

[woven vigil]

How come you only earn 25 cents per hour, @fallow crow?

[fallow crow]

Technically I never stop working, no matter how many hours per year I work, I make a set amount. And if you divide my yearly income by 365 days by 24 hours I literally make about 25 cents an hour @woven vigil

Just cause my pay never "stops" even if im not working

[woven vigil]

So you earn $2,190 a year? 😮

Do you work in the military full time?

[fallow crow]

I make around 38,000 a year full time but keep in mind

I dont spend money

On anything

Free insurance, free living, food, etc

Benefits

@woven vigil

[woven vigil]

Do you go home or do you always have to stay in military accommodation?

[fallow crow]

I have breaks

[somber wasp]

That explains your profile image

[fallow crow]

Mhm

[somber wasp]

It's nothing bad

@fallow crow

[fallow crow]

Wasn't claiming that it was lol

[woven vigil]

Where do you prefer to stay?

[fallow crow]

Terro im stationed in Washington DC

I dont have a "choice" of where I go lol

Unless im on breaks, which is basically vacation time, then I go home to tennessee to see my family/girlfriend

Actually stationed at the White House, if you ever see me cj spectrum or mitch joking around about umbrellas its basically cause im a sheepdog

Search "Marine white house sentries" or "Marine holding umbrellas for president obama"

Thats my job 😅 Marine sentry, only four marines in the entire corps get to do it

Which is a gift but a pain in the ass

@woven vigil

[woven vigil]

In that case, do you enjoy staying with the marines or going home to see family?

[fallow crow]

Either way

I love being a marine but I only see my family every few months (When im stateside)

Every year or so after my tours

I have one tour in iraq and I ship out again on december 11th

[young temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YUZGBGB1UU, how heavy is a tree of that size? 😛

[tiny root]

lol

[woven prairie]

i'm rick harrison

[woven vigil]

and this is my pawn shop

[fallow crow]

@young temple Its only like 12-14 feet tall, probably like 300 pounds max lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSAKcKMncfY There we go @woven vigil

[woven prairie]

I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss

[quartz zephyr]

Anyone know good ideas to do with domains you collect?

They are .xyz so they dont sell much.

.xyz is like the new .com rip off

lmao

[woven prairie]

Make stupid sites

[quartz zephyr]

I got bingsucks.xyz

lmao

and satisify.pw

[woven prairie]

Redirect to google

[quartz zephyr]

oooooooo

@woven prairie http://bingsucks.xyz

[woven prairie]

lol

[willow yacht]

I cry

[somber wasp]

lol it's the trooth tho

😄 http://music.pixelassault.com/

[woven vigil]

What's that? @somber wasp

[hasty zenith]

What does it do o:

[somber wasp]

When your on my server each game mode has it's own music

to fit the game mode

[hasty zenith]

oh Cool haha

[somber wasp]

The Hub has a relaxing one atm

[fair island]

@somber wasp it's not working on my device?

[somber wasp]

You need to be on the server for it to play any music

[fair island]

My bad, sorry

[somber wasp]

It's ok

[fair island]

I noob!

[somber wasp]

😛 It's ok https://pixelassault.com/revisions

[fair island]

Bug

Compleate?

You might have done a typo 👍

[somber wasp]

What's the revision ID?

[fair island]

1Ur98

[somber wasp]

? "Added new cosmetics from hats, suits and now the 'hidden' feature we will allow you to go find that in our hub (Right Click Everything)"

[woven vigil]

Just change the Id to numbers 1, 2, 3 and so on

[fair island]

It's on the tag, you know the green thing?

It says [Compleate]

[somber wasp]

Oh yea the Compleate

[fair island]

Yeah

👍

[somber wasp]

Things will turn green once done

[fair island]

I mean the text

[woven vigil]

He means "Compleate" should be "Complete"

It's a typo

[somber wasp]

Oh the spelling

😛

[fair island]

Ye

[somber wasp]

Thanks

[fair island]

Thanks @woven vigil

You knew what I ment. :p

[somber wasp]

All fixed

[fair island]

@somber wasp Except from the typo, it's a great site!

[somber wasp]

Thanks it's simple bootstrap since I don't have a backend 😦

[fair island]

Meh

Still good

Better than mine 👍

[somber wasp]

I have a big task on my hands with this one: https://pixelassault.com/revisions-6F97o

[fair island]

@somber wasp you can do it

[somber wasp]

😃

[fair island]

Want some motivation?

[somber wasp]

😄

Ye

[fair island]

@somber wasp https://youtu.be/oTz93Y-qeq0

❤️

[somber wasp]

Oh my xD

❤

[fair island]

I'll get you a better one

https://youtu.be/XDE0EoP7iuI

@somber wasp 😄

[somber wasp]

😄

[fair island]

Listen to it, lol

Well

That destroyed my phone

"The next 30 minutes are ad free" I miss premium 😪

[hasty zenith]

welp
https://youtu.be/VPUhWZLeO5g?t=28s

@fair island Meh I want Spotify Premium have an option to disable/enable ads and if their Enabled be able to skip them because some of the best Playlists I listen to I found via Ads

[fair island]

What have I started with the just do it thing again?

[hasty zenith]

xD

[woven vigil]

I already have Spotify premium

I'm using it rn

[fair island]

It was @woven vigil 's fault

😃

I forgot to buy my Spotify card

😫

Why is it so hot?! FFS

Hi @hasty zenith

[hasty zenith]

Heya

[fair island]

Guess what

You know Minecrates?

[hasty zenith]

OMG! I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE NEW SEASON OF OITNB I STILL HAVE A FEW MORE EPISODES
What am I doing with my life! D:

[fair island]

I worked out why it wasn't loading..

[hasty zenith]

I dont use it @fair island 😛

But why?

[fair island]

Ready to laugh?

You know Skript?

[hasty zenith]

Yep

[fair island]

I well..

Put the jar into that directory

👍

[hasty zenith]

haha 😂

[fair island]

It seems to load better in /plugins

[hasty zenith]

Well I sometimes upload the wrong file and it can take me upto a week to notice

[fair island]

Oml

[hasty zenith]

One of my biggest projects I kept changing because I thought nothing worked

[fair island]

Want to laugh?

[hasty zenith]

But I was uploading the wrong files the entire time 😂

But I would like to think that experience made the end product so much better then it was meant to be

[fair island]

Someone tried to steal my server

:/

[hasty zenith]

How o:

[fair island]

World downloader

And he tried to steal scoreboard etc

Guess what happened

[hasty zenith]

What xD

[fair island]

He got caught

[tiny root]

🍴

[hasty zenith]

welp

[fair island]

His account suspended

From spigot and mc-m

@tiny root 🍔🍟

[tiny root]

Nice, anyone who attempts to steal builds should be banned

[fair island]

Agreed

Oh no

No no no

This isn't good

You know buycraft?

[woven vigil]

OITNB is bae

[fair island]

I got a a email from them

😧

I got warned for not having it EULA compliment, I put it in trash, mojang can't blacklist my server 😂

It's impossible

[woven vigil]

What server?

[fair island]

Mine

[woven vigil]

Does this mythical server have an IP?

[tiny root]

buycraft wouldn't contact you

[fair island]

Who uses SquidHQ?

[woven vigil]

Sounds like this mythical server doesn't have an IP after all

[fair island]

Er

[tiny root]

Archon network own it

[fair island]

It's a client

[tiny root]

but its a group of servers

[fair island]

It bypasses the blacklist

Wait, @tiny root you know Cloehl?

The developer at Arkham?

[woven vigil]

*Coelho, not Cloehl

[fair island]

He lied

I can't remember much sorry

[tiny root]

Coelho isn't involved in the making of squidhq im pretty certain

its one of their other devs who does their global permissions

[fair island]

He said he made it 'For Arkham'

[tiny root]

he might of but he hasnt touched it since i've been in their skype chat

[fair island]

:/

[tiny root]

whats your server ip untouched? wanna see this fb scoreboard

😛

[fair island]

Huh?

I don't use fb..?

[woven vigil]

What's your server IP anyway?

I'm curious to see what it's like

[fair island]

play.static-prison.com

I configured it mostly solo.

But with y'alls help

[woven vigil]

Screenshot you chatting on the server

[tiny root]

i'm on now 😃

[woven vigil]

I wanna see your owner rank

I've got invalid session

[fair island]

I can't send screenshots

[fallow crow]

@tiny root Arkham made it, not archon

[tiny root]

I meant Arkham xD

[fallow crow]

I was a mod on arkham and head mod on archon lol, arkham for sure made it.

[fair island]

I'm banned on Arkham

[tiny root]

Serayne & Katie

[fair island]

Katie?

[woven vigil]

Katie is Coelho

[fair island]

Oh?

[tiny root]

ah... then yeah that makes more sense lol

[woven vigil]

Pretty sure I've heard a Katie Onis before

[fair island]

They got a female developer?

[tiny root]

i guess so, she posted some of the stuff she did for Arkham* shit looks fucking complex

end game stuff xD

[fair island]

Oh

Fareplay

[woven vigil]

*fair play

[fair island]

Yeah that

Noo

I ran out of Spotify skips

[tiny root]

get premium, its worth it

[woven vigil]

https://i.imgur.com/uuFY4dk.png

Your server barely gets 10 players

[fair island]

I had it

[woven vigil]

Yet you claim Buycraft contacted you about the EULA?

Not Mojang but Buycraft

Firstly, Buycraft don't contact servers. Mojang do. Mojang will not even look at servers below 100 players.

[fair island]

Because I wasn't EULA compliment.

[woven vigil]

Unless you hit 100 players, they don't care.

Let's see a screenshot of this email

[fair island]

How?

It's on my computer

[woven vigil]

Then go on your computer and screenshot it...

[fair island]

I'm in bed

[woven vigil]

You can use your email account from your phone

[tiny root]

login to your email? 😛

[fair island]

??

[woven vigil]

There's this app on your phone called "Mail"... use it

[fair island]

I got college email hooked to it

[woven vigil]

You can hook multiple accounts...

[fair island]

??

I don't like apple phones, I don't really like to do stuff in settings

[woven vigil]

You can do it from the "Mail" app

Are you still gonna make excuses? You add the account the same way you did with your college account

[hasty zenith]

xD ^

[fair island]

I got my teacher to do it.

I hate apple with a passion

[woven vigil]

Go onto Safari, go to your email provider's website (gmail, hotmail whatever) and log in

[fair island]

And I'm stuck with a iPhone

[woven vigil]

Everyone knows how to use an internet browser

[fallow crow]

iPhone is better lol

well

no

[fair island]

Cade

Where on iPhone 5 can I limit data?

[fallow crow]

Its better for accessibility

Settings

[tiny root]

.

[woven vigil]

Back to the topic

[fair island]

But you can't cap it

Can you?

[woven vigil]

You could just admit you're lying about the Buycraft email

[tiny root]

cheeky name change

[fair island]

I just want to be like you guys 😦 you guys are successful, I'm a dumb failure. So I might as well quit Minecraft, I got a rubbishy server what we all know is bound to fail. I'll probably be quitting Minecraft soon so you guys can celebrate knowing that the dumb odin has gone for ever.

Like, you guys get a good server, I get the leftovers.

[woven vigil]

Or you could just not lie about the Buycraft email?

Or just not lie in general?

[fair island]

I'll like to request a ban @pure bane it's what everyone would prefer. That ban meaning me.

[woven vigil]

Stop trying to seek sympathy

I'm trying to help you

One little tip

Don't lie

[fair island]

Don't help me.

I failed everything.

Everywhere I go I get hatted or bullied. I guess you guys are just haters.

[woven vigil]

It's a simple thing to not lie

We don't need your low self esteem

[fair island]

Can @stone notch ban?

[woven vigil]

It's not that hard to just tell the truth

[fair island]

I've lied most of my life

I got brought up lying, I'm sorry everyone.

Am I going to get banned?!

[tiny root]

why waste the admins time if you really wanna go just leave the chat

[woven vigil]

Exactly

[stone notch]

@fair island yes i can

[fair island]

I think everyone here would like it to happen, so you know what to do, sorry everyone for being a idiot.

[hasty zenith]

@fair island Trying to get the sympathy vote is a bit to far

[fair island]

I want you guys to be happy.

[willow yacht]

I agree @hasty zenith

[stone notch]

1. letting virtual messages from complete strangers get to you? not even my chronic social anxiety causes that to happen..

2. just leave teh group and dont come back if you want to go..

3. the time itd take to ban you would be better spent working on my commissions

[hasty zenith]

Well that's sad @fair island You should be your own first priority and even then you don't really know any of us IRL so that's just a bit weird I think. But I'm not participating in this Shit Sack anymore xD 😛

[woven vigil]

This chat is to help people with their servers and it's incredibly annoying and a waste of time when people lie 🙄

[fair island]

Ban me.

Make everyone happy.

[stone notch]

just leave yourself

[fair island]

I can't

[stone notch]

yes you can..

you literally right click the server in your menu on the left and click 'leave server' lmao

[woven vigil]

Oh my god

The cringe is getting to me

[hasty zenith]

#off-topic
Talk about anything. No threats & Don't be a twat.

Don't be a twat. ^

[stone notch]

^ strait from the rules

[fair island]

I think someone just got into my house 😧

[tiny root]

legend, i know where your cat lives. $1 and i don't chuck a water bottle at it

[stone notch]

then leave and go sort that out

[fair island]

How?!

[woven vigil]

Someone called it over PMs He probably will ask how to leave in a sec ;-;

[fair island]

I don't know where my thing I

[stone notch]

you literally right click the server in your menu on the left and click 'leave server' lmao

[hasty zenith]

haha @tiny root Welp You'll need to get me one first 😉

[woven vigil]

@tiny root send me your cat pl0x

[hasty zenith]

Maybe a black one?

[woven vigil]

First class signed for delivery 😉

[hasty zenith]

Or maybe Tabby

[fair island]

I might go digging for my bb gun

And get him out

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil Id send you my cat, but she is being too cute at the end of my bed rn

[somber wasp]

Right @fair island please just stop before things just expload once again

[hasty zenith]

@tiny root Be sure to put air holes when you send one -.-

[tiny root]

ill send you a dog instead

[woven vigil]

Get who out? And what happened to leaving? Also you can't kys with a bb gun although I don't get what you're referring to with the bb gun

[stone notch]

i banned him, had enough of his shit

[tiny root]

it has a lot of fur so its pretty much the same

rip

[hasty zenith]

xD

[somber wasp]

😄

[willow yacht]

rip

[woven vigil]

Send me pics of your cats

I know its a weird request

[willow yacht]

"pics of you cat" 😉

xD

[hasty zenith]

Damn if only Discord had Moji's Like Skype

[woven vigil]

If I wanted other pics, I'd just say "dps" or "pics" with a 😉 emoji

[hasty zenith]

-.- I have the perfect one in mind

[woven vigil]

🍌 😋 🍆

Emojis are just made for being used in a certain manner

Apparently they're gonna change the 🌈 one to a legit LGBT rainbow and not a picture of one

@tiny root have you seen the skyblock.xyz banner on the server lists? It's so clean looking

[stone notch]

ffs

[somber wasp]

?

[stone notch]

1. http://prntscr.com/c72x8a

2. apparently i helped clip scam him cos Minecrates 'doesnt work'

[woven vigil]

Oh my god

[somber wasp]

gg I don't think after you showing clip that he won't get it

[woven vigil]

😂

[stone notch]

second half

http://prntscr.com/c72y34

[somber wasp]

I think clip will more than likley ruin him because he will put him on his spigot black list if that's a thing

[hasty zenith]

https://i.gyazo.com/0481675cdc157917e4117db4020f6ed6.png

Welp our PM's xD

[woven vigil]

Why is this banter so high quality? 😆

[tiny root]

@woven vigil link the banner?

[hasty zenith]

I've never told anyone to STFU xD Its kind of bad for my Image, That I totally have, 😄

[woven vigil]

http://minecraftservers.org/server/280721 @tiny root I like the spinning day and night cycles thing they got going, along with the scroller

[stone notch]

http://prntscr.com/c72zdf

[woven vigil]

Expanding on that, skyblocky/yaymc uses big clear text and rainbow colouring to pull in players

I don't think behaviour like that is normal

[stone notch]

yeah i blocked him

after totally shutting him down

[hasty zenith]

Im still PMing with him xD

😂

[stone notch]

end of my conversation

me: byue bye ya lilk 12 year old
him: im 17
me: then act your fucking age
blocked

[willow yacht]

lol

can anyone help me out in #development

[hasty zenith]

NOPE

He's doing a sob story with me in PM

I think I should block him xD

[woven vigil]

He said "Happy I'm blocked? You're next." and I said "I don't need your empty threats. Blocked" and blocked him

[hasty zenith]

https://i.gyazo.com/6aa987de02e5cf52b88246ee646386f7.png

https://gyazo.com/8e0531778840af3787b10d2afb47acb7

[tiny root]

oh god..

i just got a pm from him

do i wanna read?

might just say, Blocked.

[hasty zenith]

I just posted his sob story

Earlier he admitted he lies all the time haha I think he is this time -.-

[somber wasp]

I just think that's sad

[woven vigil]

So what if his mum has one lung and he's disabled? It isn't that hard to not lie... That's all we ask

I'm sure you guys don't care about his mother (politefully) and the fact he's disabled doesn't affect the way we see him (as a normal human obviously)

[hasty zenith]

He just said He Regrets Everything 😂

[woven vigil]

We all regret something in life

@golden siren read the drama above with untouchedodin and then remove him from the other chat pls

[hasty zenith]

omg he just said "How can I request to be blacklisted"

Also how do you quote things in Discord -.-

[woven vigil]

You know it's a proper chat and we have proper development and ownership discussions @golden siren

You can use `

[hasty zenith]

How can I request to be blacklisted?

[woven vigil]

Surround a block of text with 3 of those

Or if its one line just surround them with one

The character next to the 1 key

It's on the left

[hasty zenith]

ty ty 😛

[golden siren]

@woven vigil removed

[hasty zenith]

Now he's blaming Clip for all his Troubles

I would block him 😂 But I hate blocking people

[willow yacht]

he hasn't msgd me yet, on here or skype

[tiny root]

your next mitch

hide

[hasty zenith]

👼

[willow yacht]

Yeah probs

[fallow crow]

Anyone have any suggestions

I have a 16 gb phone

With like

5.9 gb of photos

and 300 mb left

Where to store photos

[woven vigil]

You're on iPhone right?

This is exactly why I'm getting myself a nice android

I simply can't handle how lacking iOS is

No memory card slot

No removable battery

iTunes for what?

[fallow crow]

Yeah, im on iphone

[woven vigil]

I just wanna drag and drop my music

I've got an 8GB iPhone 4S but I was gonna upgrade to a new iPhone

I changed my mind though

I'm getting an android

[fallow crow]

I have a 16GB iPhone 6s plus but

Thats only because I got it for free

Otherwise I'd have like an iphone 4 lol

[woven vigil]

You'll just have to cope with what you've got

I have a 32GB MicroSD and I usually use that on other devices

[fallow crow]

I have a 10 terabyte external hard drive thats just a USB plugin so I cant use it for my phone

So rip

[willow yacht]

@fallow crow Just move all the photos to your HD instead of keeping em on your phone?

[fallow crow]

Im uploading to google drive atm

That should work

For now

[willow yacht]

or if you need em on your phone, throw them all on Google Drive, and delete em from phone.

Lol read my mind

[fallow crow]

Think with uploading to google drive is that they're still technically on my phone

[willow yacht]

Move em to your PC and have that be the upload place?

[fallow crow]

So switching them from my camera roll->google drive is that it removes data usage from camera roll, adds it to drive

Im just gonna delete drive

From my phone

after

[willow yacht]

that works too i guess

or just pause syncing? xD

[fallow crow]

Nah

I mean at least my internet is top notch

http://prntscr.com/c739jq

[hasty zenith]

noice

[fallow crow]

Well im connected to the white house's visiters router right now so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I'd hope it was good.

[hasty zenith]

Your house has a Visiter router

Kden....

[fallow crow]

Not my house

lol

[hasty zenith]

oh xD

[fallow crow]

white house's visiters router

[hasty zenith]

oh 😛

xD

[woven vigil]

@fallow crow use iCloud. You can set it up so that full resolution photos are stored in your iCloud and compressed (lower quality) versions are stored on your phone

It's in the iCloud options

[fallow crow]

I cant use iCloud on this plan

If I were to use it it'd cost me money

And why would I pay extra for a data plan thats free

Kek

[somber wasp]

What is your guys opinions? https://storage.vybrus.com/ - https://vybrus.com/storage

As your on the storage topic 😃

[woven vigil]

Pricing is quite expensive

[somber wasp]

Ok, what do you think should change more storage or lower price?

https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=storage.vybrus.com

@woven vigil

[woven vigil]

https://hubic.com/en/offers/

This essentially shows you what I think

10TB for 5 euros a month

It's OVH's company

Fast drives and decent network

[somber wasp]

True

[woven vigil]

Eww HSTS

[somber wasp]

???

[woven vigil]

I don't like HSTS

It fucked me over with one of my SSL certs

[somber wasp]

True but we use Let's Encrypt on that server

[woven vigil]

Your £4.50/mo should offer 25GB of storage and the previous one with 10GB

[somber wasp]

Not bad

Thanks

Also what do you think of the Pro + Features?

[woven vigil]

Where can you buy Pro+?

[somber wasp]

Ah I might need to chance the phrasing

It's any plan Pro and Above

change*

[woven vigil]

By "Extra Apps" just say "Improved Panel"

That's better wording

[somber wasp]

Thanks

[woven vigil]

Regarding the Gallery, you could mention something about backing up photos

[somber wasp]

Ah yea

They have that in the app like Google Photos

[woven vigil]

A built in gallery seems like nothing special though

[somber wasp]

True but the + provides extra features then the regular gallery given as standard

[woven vigil]

What extra features?

[somber wasp]

Lemme get the list

http://hastebin.com/iwuzusigut.txt

[woven vigil]

Just say "Improved Gallery" "Featuring full mobile support, allowing you to backup your images effortlessly!" or something like that

And in-browser previews

[somber wasp]

Man why did I not come here first before publishing this

😃

[woven vigil]

You could also change the Bookmarks text to something like "Find your favourite files easily and effortlessly! Save time by bookmarking certain files for later"

[somber wasp]

Ah it's only links

[woven vigil]

Or something mentioning Browser integration

[somber wasp]

😦

[woven vigil]

"Access your favourite web pages on all devices without having to find your way around your browser!"

[somber wasp]

If it's ok with you could I directly quote you on some things?

[woven vigil]

Yeah go for it

[somber wasp]

Thanks

[woven vigil]

Np 😛

Some guy gave my ArchonList a 1* rating and didn't msg me about any concerns or issues 😦

[somber wasp]

Ugh people who do that annoy me

btw what is the loading speed of the site for you guys?

The https://storage.vybrus.com one?

[woven vigil]

It's fast

[keen summit]

Ik how to DOS people

You go to MSDOS

and type their name

dun!

[willow yacht]

;-;

[woven prairie]

I'm gonna make a Prison server before I go xD

[willow yacht]

@woven prairie, without using GameRules, is it possible to set the time of a world permanently to day?
If so how?

[woven prairie]

Coding or Vanilla?

[willow yacht]

Coding

[woven prairie]

Cancel the event?

[willow yacht]

I don't think there is an event :/

[woven prairie]

Create a scheduler and set the time?

[mellow wedge]

Why not just use a gamerule

[willow yacht]

I wanna learn to code more stuffs

[somber wasp]

I don't think the daylight settings is a code option

[mellow wedge]

ya

I mean, you could do a task for it... but why would ya

[fallow crow]

There is an event I think

Skript uses on time change: cancel event so it's possible in java

Or make a check for at 10:00 (in game time) set time to 07:00

[willow yacht]

omg, my pc is being a twat

[tiny root]

😦

send me $500 and ill link you a good site where u can download more ram

also download a new cpu

[hasty zenith]

xD Downloadable CPU's .....

If only

[ebon sonnet]

@tiny root 😄

[ebon sonnet]

https://gyazo.com/46d00b472f8529dcd38de3ef3643ec18

Does anyone like the spawn i built for 3 hours ( not finished yet )

[hasty zenith]

YOU BUILT A SPAWN!!!!!! Wow I'm actually impressed

You actually didn't Download it and give no credit for once

[woven vigil]

It's in a square

You should make it have walls then

[ebon sonnet]

I did build u a hub

[hasty zenith]

Your trying to take Credit for others work?

On our Network the Hub was built by [TRUSTED]TheCrazyBoy

[ebon sonnet]

No the hub before that

[hasty zenith]

And we give him credit on a sign next to the info board 😉

I built the Hub before that ^

It's still in the Hub world somewhere

[ebon sonnet]

Let me see it then

[hasty zenith]

Aren't you banned for Staff Disrespect (3rd Offense) ?

Or did you only get to 2nd xD

[ebon sonnet]

2nd

[woven vigil]

@hasty zenith stop provoking him

[hasty zenith]

He's messaging back ^ -.-

[ebon sonnet]

All i asked was to see the hub

[hasty zenith]

And no I will not break our Staff Policies to let you see Builds that are not Avalible to the Beta Team and Normal Players

Do /Hub to see the current Hub tho

[woven vigil]

It doesn't matter if he's messaging back

Please be mature and don't provoke others

[hasty zenith]

I hate losing these types of stupid Arguments It's just how I am -.-

[ebon sonnet]

Btw Play.PixelAssault.com

[fallow crow]

Oh yeah

I propose on september 8th

I got the all-clear for the skydiving thing :3

6 marines and 3 seals

+me @woven vigil @quartz zephyr @willow yacht

[woven vigil]

Gg make sure to video it though 😛

Even from the ground

[fallow crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzpp_c_7RLA&list=WL&index=17 This is essentially gonna be it except 6 marines and 3 seals will be parachuting as well. And it'll be from a C130, not a passenger lol

And into a college football stadium rather than a soccer field 😅

@2:22

[willow yacht]

@fallow crow Ill take a look in a min, just customising the fuck outta zPermissions rn

[woven vigil]

just fucking zperms rn

[willow yacht]

I barley understand this code, and it took me half an hour to get all the dependencies setup cuz the author hasn't touched it in 9 decades

[quartz zephyr]

@somber wasp @woven vigil @willow yacht Any of you know how to setup RSA/SSH keys on debian? im a newb.

[woven vigil]

There's a nice digitalocean guide that covers it

https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-set-up-ssh-keys--2

[willow yacht]

@quartz zephyr I do but im busy getting raped by zPermissions and its stupid "ToHPluginUtils" dependency

Deos anyone here wanna try and get this stupid Maven pom working for me

[woven vigil]

Rip when Spotify knows you better than you know yourself

I know zPerms has a dodgy pom

[quartz zephyr]

I didnt want to like lock myself out or something setting up ssh keys

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil

[quartz zephyr]

And should I run ssh keygen on root or not?

[willow yacht]

I needed to find al lteh blooydd ependencies mysefl

[woven vigil]

Don't disable logging in with a password until you verify your SSH key works

I think as root

I always use sudo

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil wanna do this for me pls

[woven vigil]

I run Ubuntu on my laptop

I can't do poms

Too much effort 5 me

[quartz zephyr]

Another guide I looked at, said dont use root

But thats the account OVH gave me, obviously

[willow yacht]

but Terro D:

[woven vigil]

Oh dont use root

Yeah youre right

[quartz zephyr]

Okay, so make another account and run ssh-keygen on that?

[woven vigil]

I usually run it on my desktop and then copy paste the keys over to the dedi

I'm not the best person to ask for that reason

http://hastebin.com/ulusasidew.xml @willow yacht too much pom for today 😦

[quartz zephyr]

Is it even worth setting up if its just a mc server?

[woven vigil]

Yeah it is

It's always the first priority

[quartz zephyr]

oops

rip

Not mine then xD

[woven vigil]

Ssh keygen will give you a nice set of keys

One goes on the server's ssh key folder thing

The other goes on your desktop

You connect to the server through the private key

I don't remember the specifics

[quartz zephyr]

via putty?

[woven vigil]

I use command line SSH cos again I'm on Ubuntu desktop

[quartz zephyr]

o tru

[willow yacht]

@woven vigil rly? o ye

same

[quartz zephyr]

Im not sure if I should switch to ubunty

[willow yacht]

im on 16.04

[quartz zephyr]

ubuntu*

[woven vigil]

so something like ssh -i "~/.ssh/ovh" [e-mail]

[quartz zephyr]

I have ubuntu 14 i think running

[woven vigil]

Same here

16.04

[quartz zephyr]

Havent touched my ubuntu dual boot in months

[woven vigil]

I have my keys encrypted with a password

When I ssh it asks me for the pass to unlock the keys

[quartz zephyr]

Rip, i dont know all of this stuff

[woven vigil]

It's ez through ssh-keygen

[quartz zephyr]

I need to learn this stuff, I compete with linux

lmao

in linux*

worth ditching windows...?

[woven vigil]

I ditched windows

You lose the ability to do Steam stuff

[quartz zephyr]

I dont care about steam, thought about selling my account

[woven vigil]

It's great for productivity though

[quartz zephyr]

like $400 or something its worth

[woven vigil]

Of course the Linux steam client is good enough to view community market and trade those skins, it's just that you can't launch Windows games obviously

[quartz zephyr]

yeah. Id rather have $400 over 42 games i dont ever play, lmao