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You'll get kicked..
Terro ping me when this is no longer queer
:/
So
Who likes tacos?
@willow yacht has a pet koala
I believe all Australians have pet koalas
Is that true?
no
i staple myself lel
it doesn't hurt
and as an australian
we all have pet kangaroos
how could you appropriate my culture like that
Hi @willow yacht
Mitch hates us all
Not me
i h8 u all
how dare u correct one error out of four errors in my sentence
You*
Phelps just got his 20th gold
how dare u correct the same error in a sentence with three errors
😅
wat r u dense or retarded or somethin
"What, are you dense, or retarded or something?"
Omg just stop @fair island
I don't hate @fallow crow or @woven vigil or @quartz zephyr or @woven prairie or @pure bane or @vague pilot or @muted fern
No need to be a grammar nazi
I hate everyone and everything including my social life, work life, and home life 🤔🙃
nazi
THE WORD OF WHO KILLED MY GREAT GRANDPA
someone said nazi and he died?
u correct one error out of a sentence with many
DON'T EVER SAY THE N WORD AGAIN
IT'S SO RACIST I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU EVEN SAID THAT WORD YES THAT ONE
noodle?
Nazi isn't racist...
i might be a nazi tbh
noodles killed my grandpa and you don't hear me complaining
lol
chek urself befor u rekt urself
my dad was a noodle, please dont degrade my noodle race
i'm jewish and hitler is my idol
not my fault he ran into a bad noodle, every race has a few bad eggs
ok we can stop now
I DROVE FOR 16 HOURS TOO SEE WHERE MY GRANDPA DIED DUE TOO THEM. I HOPE CLIP TELLS YOU OFF. Me pronuncia usted también tiene la mala suerte durante 48 horas. Espero que les sirva.
dude u need to chill
Me pronuncia usted también tiene la mala suerte durante 48 horas. Espero que les sirva!!!!
English only
No
think of all the little nazi children
'Off topic'
that you just offended
k bye, done
@woven vigil clip said I can speak whatever language I want too.
I'm going too get off so I don't say something too get me banned.
i'm triggered
I know.
Me pronuncia usted también tiene la mala suerte durante 48 horas. Espero que les sirva.
I just support clip in any way I can.
grammar Nazi*
Me pronuncia usted también tiene la mala suerte durante 48 horas. Espero que les sirva.
Nazi is a proper noun
Me pronuncia usted también tiene la mala suerte durante 48 horas. Espero que les sirva.
y r u spamming a hex in spanish anyway
Me pronuncia usted también tiene la mala suerte durante 48 horas. Espero que les sirva.
A hex?
Ich spricht man auch Pech 48 Stunden haben . Ich hoffe, Sie lernen.
I'm cursing 48 hours of bad luck over your soul.
You cause it Can you please be mature?
I do it all the time on Facebook.
This isn't Facebook
Me pronuncia usted también tiene la mala suerte durante 48 horas. Espero que les sirva.
This is a proper chat
Maybe because you're deliberately being annoying?
Not my fault
That's you doing it
We've told you multiple times
I do it because you make me
*to, and DDOS is just immature
It's a site you all know, not spigot
I'm pretty sure that's also against the rules here to promote DDOS
It's the best option dude.
Do I care?
Clip hates me
Funny hates me
You hate me
Everyone hates me
Stop being immature and grow a pair. Maybe if you stopped being deliberately annoying when we all told you then you wouldn't have bullshit excuses like everyone hates me.
I know I'm going to get banned
Then maybe stop and try to rectify your mistakes?
Or not, judging at your previous actions
Bye, I'll have the site compromised by Sunday.
I'm angry so I'm gonna hack your site! LEEEEL
?
That's what I see your messages as
It's not a good thing to brag about hacking
Meh
This is the wrong place to brag about illegal activities
So in the meantime, you're just going to be immature and cause disruption to everyone else? Spigot is not illegal. How about you get a lawyer first before saying it is?
Do you understand what digital goods are? Key word being digital...
Hope you're happy you sound like a kid saying that...
Hi
kek
Minecraft arguments are the best
truly I mean
It always ends in a ddos threat and banning tho xD
Finally someone said what I was thinking 😄 & spigot is not illegal xD
^^^
@quartz zephyr chat?
na
How can I set something from another class
so like
setting genConfig to something from another class
Because I feel that's what is happening
it isn't updating the one that is used everywhere, which is in the Main class
Cause I updated my reload method
try {
File file = getFile(name);
if (file != null) {
configuration = YamlConfiguration.loadConfiguration(file);
configuration.save(file);
}
} catch (IOException e) {
e.printStackTrace();
}
}```
I made it save it, which it does!
try {
throw new Exception
} catch (Exception e) {
e.printStackTrace();
}
Where do I put that?
You guys need to make this chat lit later today
🔥 🔥 🔥
When I'm on my breaks at work I don't have good enough service to do really anything except load discord
Thats about it
I can't exactly masturbate in the west wing so I'm not sure how im the service
I mean its the truth
by The_doctor_123
ew why are we talking here
it's 6:30 am okay
and the school right across the street from me
decides it's a great fucking idea to mow the lawn
ARE YOU RETARDED SCHOOL DISTRICT?
WHO FUCKING MOWS THE LAWN AT 6:30 AM
they woke my father up :L
k i eat now
@mellow wedge
wot
or just pm
exactly
but it's kind of more like
disturbing the co-worker that broke it in the first place
@quartz zephyr
so am i
because im a lazy ass motherfucking 16 yr old with no job
I stayed up for a long time to go to bed at 19:00 yesterday
Fair enough
i literally no life at the pc
Cade I used to have a schedule like his
except mine was go to bed at 9, wake up at 3
I see the way cade does time
you put the 0 in front of it all
my friends are making like $400/wk and im sitting here making $0.50 off my monetized youtube videos i dont give a shit about
even when I write the time like that I still just say like 9:00 xD
what job do your friends work that make $400/wk
cause I call bs
secretary for allstate
age?
16
im kinda mad, all my friends have good jobs and im over here making block game money
but its only my fault
so rip
$400/wk is decent
not when he spends it on clothing ;-;
rip
like $110 t shirts...
how much does he get paid hourly
idk, never asked
I make around $400-500/month
i make whatever odd jobs i can finish for a neighbor
like mow the lawn or watch the puppy
so rip
i could of had a job this summer
but insted u a laezy fook
but I wanted to have my last summer and enjoy it as a 16 y/o
i mean next summer is my last fulltime summer at home
so rip
what do you do cj?
talk tu peeple
utoldme
I make $8/hour cash
i fucking hate you hoe
howmuchuwanabet
$8/hour
What else do you do, you hoe
fuck this, im starting that skyblock server @woven vigil said would be good
ima make more than all yall hoes
I bring back tickets
run around
watch slices
watch knots
and also
I take orders faster than errybody else
I'm da best
fucku. cj i will fucking slice ur throat
with a slice of pizza?
lol #rip
SkyBlock makes $$$
Techncially speaking I make like 25 cents per hour
Cause I never stop earning money
My work pay is set per year, not based on hours so my wage is literally about 50 cents per hour
@woven prairie how much money per month let's say?
What?
For a skyblock server
Mine does 700+/-
Per month?
Block game money is ez
Does a unique kind of Factions with magic and dungeons get a lot of money?
idk
At peaks. But donors come when the other owner streams
Yep
sorry @woven prairie
?
for yesterday.
For what?
Make this chat lit
Im on break
Discord is the only thing that'll load
Entertain me pls
hi cade
helllooooooo
u can't get on pornhub?
nothing just a suggestion
If you need to get on pornhub, use http://hide.speedify.io/
Or use rabbit
Good idea
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/5543086330 oh shit waddup rabbit
time to find a way of launching some sort of DOS attack from browser
How you get that?!
From rabbit
What if.... you can launch java applets? That would give me pretty much direct access to the server's console
Lel
From rabbit - Terrobility wot
Rabbit is lit
Wot is it
Its like a server that has a remote desktop thing but on that desktop, its a browser. You give people the link and they can watch/control that very desktop. You can watch movies/netflix or whatever with multiple people
The remote desktop is running on a nice little server somewhere in america
kewl
I've got a question - what shall I name this plugin? This plugin will allow for everyone online to get an item in their inventory enchanted with something random from the config. If they already have that enchant, it will +1 the level until it caps out, as configured.
EnchantPlus lel
Alright, got any plugins you need made @woven prairie?
Playing cards
irl?
yep
don't gamble 😉
I don't, #magic
eh?
He meant the playing cards are for doing magic tricks with
Magic makes $$$$ here 😮
http://hastebin.com/uqiyowateq.coffee does this look like a good sample config?
I'll sell the plugin on MCM's resource manager for $4.99 or something
v eZ
"Ok, well, the system doesn't want to accept that as a province so I will have to leave that out." - RIP
http://hastebin.com/ricasaqova.scala how about something like this instead? It will randomly pick an enchantment
Who has an economy for a faction server that they dont mind giving out?
@pure bane You here?
@woven vigil Message me when you're on? I have a question about servers in general I think you may know
@quartz zephyr im literally dying rn, this kid came on my server asked if it was spigot and said bye, because he hates spigot! like wtf
Now he is trying to get himself banned
Now he got a bot online to try and get himself banned but i just ipmuted... and he says he is 19 lmfao
ipmute?
Yeah
thats a thing?
Lol @willow yacht
LiteBans is bae
Why does he hate spigot in the first place?
I will be fucked if i know.
The funny thing is, about 90% of all servers run Spigot, or some high performance fork of it like Paper or Tacoo
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Kill me
No
Mitch is your profile pic of a girl skin or guy one?
uh a girl, but im a guy (kinda obv xD)
@willow yacht watching that mysql now <:
ohh
'twas the first thing I learned 😃
I really want to watch "Now you see me 2"
came out last month
It's so sick
gonna watch the first then second
(I did NOT torrent it)
😉
I... uhh... bought it on amazon
#blockgamemoney
There's no torrent for nysm2 all cam
Nah
I guess I gotta wait 12 more days
Nah, some are
I watched dumb and dumber too on cam rip
lol
should I even watch the first one now?
or wait
Just spilled coffee on my floor cause I thought I drank it all...
(It was a bad cup)
lol
World is one of those words that when you look at it long enough, it looks so weird
I have nysm2 already
wot
Same, I got it the day it came out
Where did you buy it
My friend has a file server with a fuckton of leaked movies with top notch quality, and its safe :P They update like 2 weeks after a movie comes out
I got it free cause I've been involved with T11 for a while
T11?
It's a magic retailer
lol
kylesfileserver.org is lit
If you're smart, you can find an HD copy of it
lol
The only way you can get a login for it is by getting a token from someone who already has it
I dont have tokens
wot
ill pm you my account info tho
ur a god
Yo
Yo
#savetwitter is fake if you believe it.
Yeah. I Don't see anything happening with testplugins. I say we think about pulling the plug at the end of the month.
@pure bane Forgot to tag.
😮
rip twitter
wat
So now I sleep
GN
After the A/C not working all night and I had to stay up for the electrician
I fell asleep on the couch and my sister woke me up lol
Night o/
Guys, what are some good rank names?
Alright @fallow crow
lol
Anyone have any relatively cheap/efficient advertising?
Pornhub @unique gorge
LOL
From what i have seen in those videos Cade its like your in a straight jacket
xD
Cade rly...
No, just no
Lol i know any others?
Cade, thats the best way to get a bunch of horny 12ies who probs want staff so they can sexually harass your female players. :/
^ Crude but probably fairly accurate
Not really. The silk keeps it cool and im in the shade so
idfk
True
Howtf do you do that for so long tho...
I couldn't stay still like that for 30 seconds let alone 30 mins xD
30 minutes is nothing
In boot camp we have to stand still for hours upon hours at a time
Just to try to break us down emotionally and mentally
They'll make us sit still for 7 hours
Kek
Well
Stand still*
I wouldn't last 1 min
Thats the point
They fuck your self esteem up to where your civilian life is in the past and your life is now dedicated to the military
10$ more until I can finally get my domain and begin server work :)
What are you on? -$2?
.>
Lol k
Nearly 13
Hi
Still looking for efficient advertising 😃 anyone?
?
sure
Anyone with immense server expereince, can you give me some advice, threads or help on efficiently hiring, training and managing staff members?
@tiny root @woven vigil @somber wasp
Sorry for the tags, but I trust yall and know you have server experience
You have people apply that like to play on the server
up until that point you do it yourself
@quartz zephyr
Also, @quartz zephyr and @woven prairie do you want to be listed as contributors to the ResourceGens Plugin?
xD
o/
@quartz zephyr How do you get a players address is it player#getAddress or player#getAddress#getHostName
Does anyone here use buycraft?
If anybody has any feedback for this https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/resourcegens.27763/ please let me know! Thanks 😄
does anyone here know how to configure cratereloaded?
#general-plugins @hearty saffron
?
aaand what happened
o
have been for the past hour
interesting
they're completely ignoring the fact that cmd is spamming them
Tree is not a scan! STOP SCAMMING!
xD
the funny thing is that i'm running a mac
but they said my windows computer was sending errors
lel
there isn't a windows computer in this house
never has been
except for of course, the virtual machine
which is only there in the chance that a scammer calls
welp
welp i'm off, night o/
pce m8
@pure bane Idk how hard this is to add, but is it could you make it possible to add multiple .yml files for deluxecommands? For example I would make a file called helpcommands.yml and another called funcommands.yml for organization purposes.
yeah, I can work on that this weekend
Thanks soo much ❤ You're the best 😛
Hi @pure bane
@pure bane could you make the minecrates config simular too the old one?
Configs are long when it comes to coding so I doubt he'd do that
Why did he have too change it then??
It's a shame when you see someone on your own server recording with a hacked client :/
lol
I changed the config to make the plugin more powerful and capable
Hi
I dont even like hillary clinton, but damn this is (hilari)ous:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA
😂😂😂😂😂
@willow yacht Sorry too be annoying but do you use AntiAura?
No, i use marks ncp config.
Like you.
marks ncp config?
Yeah, MarkElf's NoCheatPlus Configuration... on MC-M
Does anyone know if AntiAura is a good plugin?
Because, I'm looking too move over from NCP too AntiAura, and I need too know if it's worth buying.
idfk
@pure bane Did I give you VoteParty back yesterday?
Hi @woven prairie
hi
It's ayt
You tryin somthing 😛
you can do anything you can do with java with it tho
So much simpler though
if (args.length == 0 ) {
player.sendRawMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + "You have been fed!");
player.setFoodLevel(20);
return true;``` versus
trigger:
set player's food level to 20```
you have to remember a bunch of retarded syntax i that shit
pS:
You don't need RawMessage
just sendMessage()
Kek
Wtf does "kek" even mean?
Are you trying to say "Kik" as in the app, or "Okay"?
lol wot
Kek is internet for "Lol"
huh.. k
on WoW "kek" translate to "lol"
World of Warcraft?
Yea
kek
🍴
Cob
When you type /vote on your server it gives an https link for website, which is wrong lol
rip
gtfo of my server b4 i ban your ass
jk i love you
yeah we got a new site like a week ago
@sudden wing
What video, about what
watch it
lmfao
I wish I knew french 😦
French is my first language
Lucky
I hate French, mainly because of how complex teachers make it seem.
I was born and grew up in france, moved to america when I was 6, and took spanish in high school
French is my first language, spanish im not too good with but im okay
I'm forced to learn French or I would fail school (Cause of IB)
Terro wyd.
My memes have configs http://hastebin.com/nejedebuxa.coffee
http://pack.terrocidepvp.net/ for the pack
It's gonna be my first plugin on MCM's resource manager since someone requested for me to make a /list plugin like the archon
kewl
So long story tl;dr - I'm a marine and this group of friends on one of the servers I play on is a little group of british friends who are like 100% against the military and anti-USA and shit, so they're constantly dossing/doxing me and giving me shit about being a US marine- Anyways, me and my friends are building these outside of their base
Kek
Thats not you in the video right @fallow crow?
Noice
thats the official world for my job
"marine sentry"
the white house/secret service's slavedogs
Lmao I went to the same boot camp as any other marine did
I dont know what the training is like
Marines has the second hardest training in the US military i'd say
Seals are first ofc
Marines follow
Theres videos all over youtube about MCRD but yeah, you could say its intense. But mhm, I have the same training as any other marine. I mean i've served a tour in iraq already so its not like I haven't done anything else besides being a sentry
You did parris I assume?
Lmao
Was there times you wanted to quit during training?
Nah, you don't even have time to think like that
As retarded as it sounds
Like masturbation
12 weeks without doing it
You just don't even think about it, you're so occupied that some things doesn't cross your mind the entire time
Mentally challenging though?
Are the instructors as strict as they look on hollywood movies
At least they get something write in the movies
Its not like it is in FMJ cause they aren't really allowed to lay their hands on you but most other movies are somewhat accurate
right*
FMJ is completely accurate other than that
FMJ?
Lel
they shave your hair when you get there
oh fun
I would think all of their voices are like gone by the time training is over
"AYE AYE SIR"
Oh, yeah
DI's voices get fucked
still loud tho
But no, I didnt go in with anyone I knew. Thats the 3rd Battalion India Company, Theres 60~ recruits in each company per battalion 12 weeks, and only one different batallion goes in per week. So only one company from one batallion can be training per 12 weeks, one different one enters each week
60 recruits~ each week
from all over the eastern side of the country
DAMN
Kinda bad odds to know someone
Lol
But there can be almost 600 graduating recruits each week, boot is confusing with the different companies
The DI's suits are soaked to hell
Sweat
ye
thats 2pm to 11pm right
4am to 11pm
do the math
enlisted when I was 17
Served one 9 month tour out of the three years ive been in
¯_(ツ)_/¯
So 40?
Yes, 17+3=40
Spectrum what?
I was getting his ag
No the 21 part
HIS AGE
I was doing math
Don't u dare delete that message either
it doesnt even matter..?
Get Gud skroob
Lmao
Can't evun do math
cj wyd
At work still
roasting math skills
FFs
Yepppp
idk why im a programmer, inogoodmsth 😉
xD
@mellow wedge when you off work
Oml
nope
Building an external power rig for my laptop
Kinda like a dynadock but with gpu's and shit
kewl
My main issue is the integrated intel graphics
Tbqh all i need is a couple of 980's and maybe 4gb ram and i should be rolling
Tbqh all i need is a couple of 980's and maybe 4gb ram and i should be rolling
Tbqh all i need is a couple of 980's and maybe 4gb ram and i should be rolling
Jesus discord
Do you see the multimessage?
Rip
Cause you're australian
Im tired
noice @mellow wedge
@fallow crow Ever been in a silent drill platoon?
@quartz zephyr I work color guard for them sometimes because they perform and are based out of D.C
@woven prairie Check pms
@golden siren 😄
wat
Make me gfx for new pl00gin ❤
lol
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/perkgui-highly-customisable-perk-plugin.27859/ idk how it should look xd
My favorite barber shop was just ruined
I walked in there a my ex is the new cashier
"ex" as in I dated her for a week only to get nudes and get laid then I dumped her
rip
lol
Hi
What did I come back to? 😳
MS*
Haha xD
well you are MOS, no?
I take it I'll be back to fixing bugs
lol
@woven prairie you seriously quitting spigot?
Yep. Just getting everything I do to 100% stability
What about your plugins?
I get email notifications on the threads. If they break, I'll fix. But, a lot will be open source first and will all be 100% customisabile
Omg @woven prairie... your plugin is exactly what I wanted xD
PerkGUI
45?!
List them
@woven prairie Did you make CRAddon before Clip made ChatReactionPlus?
❤
... They are amazing @woven prairie
I'm stuffing face with food
There's too many to maintain xD
Wth https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/commandregions-api-included.18001/, nobody told me this was a thing...
@woven prairie why don't you just make one plugin and work hard on it?
Like how TokenEnchant person does it
Cause I used to code when I was bored and post what ever came out
I wanted to at a stage
Do it 😃
xD
I want to add all the actions from https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/coupons.17973/ to https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/commandregions-api-included.18001/
With?
There are so many plugins that have actions...
O
I have stuff clip doesn't
I've had like 10 PMs since Jan asking me to give them my TEShop plugin for free