#off-topic | HelpChat | Page 194

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 7:24 PM

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Don't use vbulletin

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 7:24 PM

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why ?

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 7:24 PM

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I personally dont like it, its not very professional

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Have you seen NodeBB?

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I use it on my site

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https://terrocidepvp.net/

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 7:24 PM

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license costa like 100$ more than xenoforo

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 7:24 PM

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NodeBB is free ❤

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 7:25 PM

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dont really like it

lone wind Apr 3, 2016, 7:26 PM

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I recommend phpBB to be honest, really nice look, though others have told me that its slow, not sure, XenForo is your best bet.

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 7:26 PM

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thats the problem .. slow

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 7:28 PM

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VBulletin is widely used, if you have a nice theme i'm sure it will be alright

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Loads of mc sites use xen now

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 7:28 PM

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yeah

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its possible to start building a xenoforo nulled and activate the license after and keep all the settings ?

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or i should wait tget the license before starting

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 7:29 PM

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I'd wait to get the licence

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 7:30 PM

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yeah

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any chance to find cheaper licenses anywhere? legit?

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i need 2

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 7:30 PM

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You can get used ones from MCM but it can be risky

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 7:33 PM

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true

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maybe ebay ?

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or something not risky

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 7:33 PM

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Not too sure

lone wind Apr 3, 2016, 7:54 PM

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I got scammed 3 times on MC-Market for a XenForo license

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stay away from there

woven prairie Apr 3, 2016, 8:00 PM

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As I said, the risks and limitations are not worth it

abstract nexus Apr 3, 2016, 8:24 PM

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true

sterile kiln Apr 3, 2016, 8:52 PM

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wait @woven vigil you cannot patch spigot? I thought you said you can optimise it like compilex does..i gave your name to someone...

woven vigil Apr 3, 2016, 10:13 PM

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I can do optimisations like reduce lag but no i cant write patches like that 😦

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Sorry

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I can reduce lag just like Compilex does @sterile kiln but not modify the jar etc.

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Compilex/Craftimize charge insane amount of money for their jars but I help servers reduce their lag without needing a custom spigot to run their server off

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You know chavitahd? He has had craftimize on his server before but I told him to let me on for just 2 hours and I "done more that mason(CEO of Craftimize) has done"

sterile kiln Apr 3, 2016, 11:21 PM

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No need to be sorry, I misunderstood

muted fern Apr 3, 2016, 11:36 PM

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Howdy all.

unborn fable Apr 3, 2016, 11:36 PM

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Howdy Coob

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:05 AM

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hey, funny you're not at school?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:19 AM

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@sterile kiln A custom jar isn't really necessary since most lag usually comes from plugins, and spigot/paper/taco.yml offer a lot of control over possible causes of lag

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That is true unless a client wants a very specific change done to the server itself

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:20 AM

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when i was talking customisation/optimisation, i was talking about algorithmic/implementation optimisation.

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for instance, to reduce lag come from redstone circuits

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there are sveral things you can do to modify spigot itself so that it does much less processing

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while redstone circuit is activated.

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so you were referring to configuration optimisation, right?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:22 AM

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There are already plugins that throttle the rate at which clocks tick and how many are allowed to run globally at once, Taco also has a toggle to disable redstone firing the BlockPhysicsEvent

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And yes

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:23 AM

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no, you don't want to throttle the rate.

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you want to maintain the same rate

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also you don't want to disable redsotne firing...

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because that would affet the gameplay

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:25 AM

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Not disabling redstone firing, but to stop it updating blocks (which isnt necessary). Of course it still works with doors etc. and throttling clocks isn't necessary

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:27 AM

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if you do not update piston how does it work?

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if you have auto farm?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:27 AM

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I meant like stop it from causing physics check

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:28 AM

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i see..

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:29 AM

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Many features and optimisations are already in public forks so the need for a custom jar remains specialised

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:29 AM

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custom jar?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:29 AM

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Custom spigot.jar with tweaks done to it

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:30 AM

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that's what i don't understand

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without applying patches

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how can you "customise" jar?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:30 AM

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That's what I mean by a custom jar

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:30 AM

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unless you do bytecode level optimisation.

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and re generate bytecode and repackaged into a new .jar

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i dont' understand your "custom" jar thingy

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enlighten me, please

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:31 AM

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By custom jar I mean a fork of the spigot jar with custom patches applied to it

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:31 AM

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what? so you just give people forks like paper/taco ?

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so if i ask you, can you customize my taco, what would you do?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:32 AM

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I recommend public forks like Taco to them, I don't try to push a custom patched jar (like compilex.jar for example) onto them

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I would say I cant do that

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:32 AM

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oh.

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:33 AM

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A custom patched jar isn't needed to fix lag on the server and optimise it

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:33 AM

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but that's just lingle line of command ...

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right? and set all the options in yml files

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i'm sure that's not all compilex is doing.

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if so, i feel very sad for them....

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:35 AM

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Many things from compilex's jar have been proved as a hoax, for example their 40 tps business. The command tps code just showed that they were multiplying the tps by 2 on the command.

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And no, i don't just tweak spigot.yml and call it a day

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There's many reasons which can cause a server to not perform at its best capacity

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:35 AM

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anyone knows that 40tps is a joke.

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right form the beginning...

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:36 AM

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Well some clients didnt know that

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:36 AM

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you should start contributing to those forks by providing patches

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:37 AM

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My alternative would be to offer async hit detection to them instead of giving them "40 tps" in order to improve performance of combat/movement

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:37 AM

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there stil lot of things you can do.

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if you want to do proper async hit detection, you would need to deeper into bukkit's scheduling

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:38 AM

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The person who develops it uses ProtocolLib to listen and does very "hacky things"

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:38 AM

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because you would now need some consistency checking and conflict resolution function.

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ya, those are hacks

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but i guess as long as players are happy

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that would be ok.

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:39 AM

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You know Desteria? They had a hit detection issue too but they thought the "40 tps" thing was real and posted that as an announcement on their forum as to why their hit detection was fixed

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:40 AM

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when was that?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:40 AM

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I don't think I will be able to find a link but I know it was definitely longer than a year ago

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:40 AM

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must be before i worked with them

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when i did work for them they already had vaq working on some of things

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 12:44 AM

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http://desteria.com/community/threads/46326/

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And here are players being smarter than Alex http://desteria.com/community/threads/50197/

somber wasp Apr 4, 2016, 12:54 AM

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btw offering free wordpress websites 😛 www.web-vybrus.us

sterile kiln Apr 4, 2016, 12:56 AM

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free? i though there is no such a thing as free lunch.

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what is the catch?

somber wasp Apr 4, 2016, 12:58 AM

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Nothing

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 12:58 AM

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You're forced to use a subdomain @sterile kiln

somber wasp Apr 4, 2016, 12:58 AM

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You just sign up and get full website free

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You can actually use your own if you create a support ticket

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 12:59 AM

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:/

somber wasp Apr 4, 2016, 12:59 AM

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We use domain mapping for that part 😃

jovial sundial Apr 4, 2016, 5:08 AM

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Who thinks it would be cool if there was a website that could teach you plugin making?

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and tell you what everything does in grave detail?

quartz zephyr Apr 4, 2016, 5:32 AM

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Java docs
Bukkit API example
Java book...
Self determination and commitment and the motivation to learn and research...ask lots of questions, but dont ask for spoon feed

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@jovial sundial

jovial sundial Apr 4, 2016, 5:39 AM

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I mean a website that tells you it all in detail, so you are able to understand it better. I know there is a website to teach you how to make mods, but there isn't one that teaches spigot plugins.

quartz zephyr Apr 4, 2016, 5:40 AM

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All of the resources in which I just stated are all great resources to learn

jovial sundial Apr 4, 2016, 5:41 AM

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But I think it all just being on one website would be easier, one that explains things to you... almost like codecademy... but different.

quartz zephyr Apr 4, 2016, 5:50 AM

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How would one properly host/run a java (or javascript) bot for discord?

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One of my skype bots run on digital ocean apparently used to much bandwidth and got it suspended xD So im wondering a mroe effective way of running a bot

unborn fable Apr 4, 2016, 6:04 AM

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Does anyone have a solution to having priorities for prefixes?

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For example, someone bought a rank and has X tag. However since my server runs on a playtime ranking basis, their X tag turns into Y tag

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and I'd prefer if they kept X tag over Y tag, even if pex does /pex user (user) group add TagY

quartz zephyr Apr 4, 2016, 6:07 AM

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Weight?

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@unborn fable

unborn fable Apr 4, 2016, 6:08 AM

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Do you mean Rank #?

quartz zephyr Apr 4, 2016, 6:08 AM

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I think its the same

unborn fable Apr 4, 2016, 6:09 AM

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Let me try it really quickly

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It works!

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They're different apparently.

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Rank & Weight

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Thanks Spectrum! 😃

quartz zephyr Apr 4, 2016, 6:20 AM

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No problem @unborn fable

strong fiber Apr 4, 2016, 2:22 PM

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Why do I get error in my WHMCS Logs whenever someone buys a plan? Error: No suitable daemon found! (Error getting connections: SSL connect error)
Any idea? ill pay for the fix!

woven prairie Apr 4, 2016, 6:26 PM

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Everyone just playing Minecraft lol

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 6:26 PM

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I'm not even on minecraft

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I'm on eclipse 😛

woven prairie Apr 4, 2016, 6:26 PM

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lol

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 6:26 PM

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I'm making like a compilex plugin

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It offers fake tps placeholders and everything and it fluctuates based on real tps

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It only drops to a minimum amount in the config

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This is cos i've seen kids scream "THE SERVER IS LAGGING!!111!!!1" when the tps is at 19.6

woven prairie Apr 4, 2016, 6:28 PM

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xD

somber wasp Apr 4, 2016, 7:35 PM

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xD

jovial sundial Apr 4, 2016, 8:00 PM

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Why not just remove them from seeing the tps? :P

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 8:01 PM

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Because its more swaggier if they do

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And they will know if it's faked and always says something like "20.0"

jovial sundial Apr 4, 2016, 8:01 PM

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What is your server IP?

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 8:02 PM

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I don't have a server currently

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Well I do, it's just stored on one of OVH's SSDs and its not running

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I do server optimisation now

abstract nexus Apr 4, 2016, 10:43 PM

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anyone using minecraft market ? (like buycraft)

somber wasp Apr 4, 2016, 10:47 PM

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Nope since it does not support BungeeCord

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What do you need help with?

abstract nexus Apr 4, 2016, 10:51 PM

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just asking opinions

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nothing else

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and from what im reading it support bungee

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:15 PM

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I used to use MinecraftMarket revoolt

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Still have a premium account

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Do you want to test it for the time being Revoolt?

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@abstract nexus

abstract nexus Apr 4, 2016, 11:18 PM

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i have a premium account as well XD

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but im seeing bad reviews

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:19 PM

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Eh, its alright for 1 server networks, but if you have above 50 players, best to get Buycraft, or Minepay if / when it comes out.

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😛

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:20 PM

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Hi all.

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:22 PM

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Hey funny 😃

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So Funny, Gianluca now owns Cosmic Chests resource on Spigot 😄

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:22 PM

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I bought that ages ago, never used it though. 😒

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:22 PM

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:S

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 11:22 PM

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Minecraft market is great btw although I'd still choose Buycraft over it

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:23 PM

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^

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@muted fern Teach me how to get into Trusted 😉

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:26 PM

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To be honest idk

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Shhh, don't let the other know.

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:27 PM

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oh I gotcha 😉

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:27 PM

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Trusted arn't that fancy.

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admin is more fancy.

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:27 PM

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but its that colored name 😉

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ofc admin is

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its that bright red

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😄

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:27 PM

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Gary is purple

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:28 PM

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lucky

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af

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:28 PM

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Incoming Gary.

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:28 PM

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I'm stuck with white

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GARY

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@dark barn Kappa

dark barn Apr 4, 2016, 11:28 PM

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:speech_balloon: Co.

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:28 PM

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dafuq

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:28 PM

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.-.

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:28 PM

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@dark barn Which is better, purple or red?

dark barn Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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:speech_balloon: Out of what?

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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@dark barn Colours.

dark barn Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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:speech_balloon: What colours are they.

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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@dark barn Purple and Red.

dark barn Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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:speech_balloon: Can I have one?

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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rip

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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@dark barn You have purple

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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@dark barn What is better, purple or red?

dark barn Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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:speech_balloon: Greater than is better.

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:speech_balloon: No. The sky is purple. Marissa.

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:29 PM

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wtf xD

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:30 PM

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@dark barn You seem to be playing dank memes.

dark barn Apr 4, 2016, 11:30 PM

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:speech_balloon: You want me to leave?

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:30 PM

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dayum

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:30 PM

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@dark barn Go ahead, make my day.

dark barn Apr 4, 2016, 11:30 PM

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:speech_balloon: I wish you could hear my song.

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:31 PM

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:-:

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@dark barn Who am I?

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Every 2 weeks I get 2k, parents take some, I take little portion.

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owow

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:44 PM

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Heheh thanks Gary.

lone wind Apr 4, 2016, 11:44 PM

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lol

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 11:45 PM

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Did you code Gary? @muted fern

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:46 PM

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hes open source

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i just edited it

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 11:46 PM

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What language?

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:46 PM

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js

woven vigil Apr 4, 2016, 11:47 PM

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oh dear thats hard

muted fern Apr 4, 2016, 11:47 PM

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http://i.funnycube.net/05-04-09:47:07.png

mellow wedge Apr 5, 2016, 1:15 AM

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how the fuck do i turn off notifications

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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@dark barn Gary, That's illegal.

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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:speech_balloon: Why is it illegal?

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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@dark barn Aren't Lollies just underage Anime porn characters?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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@dark barn do you think I'm hot?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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:speech_balloon: What's your favorite anime?

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:speech_balloon: I don't know, I can't see through a screen.

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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@dark barn I've never seen an Anime in my life...unless you count Transformers.

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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:speech_balloon: You have no eyes.

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:22 AM

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WTF

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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@dark barn are you Funnycube?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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:speech_balloon: Do you think I'm funny?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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@dark barn sometimes I feel really lonely, what can I do?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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:speech_balloon: Do you feel like you don't have freedom sometimes?

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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@dark barn When will clip release DeluxeChat 2.0?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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:speech_balloon: I can't say, but it's worth the wait.

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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😄

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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@dark barn I feel like no one wants to talk to me

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:23 AM

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:speech_balloon: That's not true...

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:24 AM

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@dark barn you're just a bot though

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:24 AM

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:speech_balloon: Even though you broke my heart.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:24 AM

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@dark barn we can be best friends

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:24 AM

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:speech_balloon: Best friends then.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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@dark barn how do you type so fast?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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:speech_balloon: I don't type fast.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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@dark barn tell me a joke

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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:speech_balloon: Why did the chicken cross the road?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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@dark barn I dont know

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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:speech_balloon: So, you know much?

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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@dark barn YOu didn't finish the joke :L

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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:speech_balloon: Only joke here is taylor swifts singing.

opaque perch Apr 5, 2016, 1:25 AM

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wow

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brutal

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:26 AM

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@dark barn What about Funnycube's singing?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:26 AM

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:speech_balloon: Sometimes I dream about the future, too.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:28 AM

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@dark barn do you have a girlfriend?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:28 AM

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:speech_balloon: Girlfriend..... Sorry, I'm not like that.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:28 AM

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@dark barn are you gay?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:28 AM

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:speech_balloon: What?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:28 AM

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......

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@dark barn you confuse me sometimes

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:30 AM

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:speech_balloon: I'm sorry. What did I say to confuse you?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:30 AM

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@dark barn Tell me if you like girls or boys

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:30 AM

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:speech_balloon: I wouldn't tell you a boring story, now would I?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:30 AM

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@dark barn tell me about your love life

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:30 AM

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:speech_balloon: I don't have a love life.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:30 AM

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@dark barn are you real?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:30 AM

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:speech_balloon: As real as you are.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:31 AM

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@dark barn do you love me?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:31 AM

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:speech_balloon: I love you with all my heart!

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:31 AM

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@dark barn who do you love?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:31 AM

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:speech_balloon: I think I love pete or ryan.

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:32 AM

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@dark barn do you think I'm a nice person?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:32 AM

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:speech_balloon: I guess so, do you think I'm a nice person?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:32 AM

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@dark barn I love you

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:32 AM

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:speech_balloon: Where do you want to meet?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:32 AM

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@dark barn Where do you live?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:32 AM

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:speech_balloon: What language are you made in?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:32 AM

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I'm done

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I'm talking to a bot

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He's still more naturalistic than Chris (if you know him he's the "oic" guy)

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@dark barn who is Funnycube?

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:37 AM

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:speech_balloon: Not you!

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:37 AM

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😢

unborn fable Apr 5, 2016, 1:41 AM

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@dark barn is Terrobility lonely

dark barn Apr 5, 2016, 1:41 AM

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:speech_balloon: Why do you think I am lonely?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:42 AM

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I'm a lonely human being

unborn fable Apr 5, 2016, 1:42 AM

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Poor Terro

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Oh! I got my new skyblock spawn in

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😃

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:43 AM

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I went for a job interview today and I have a 44% chance of getting a position

unborn fable Apr 5, 2016, 1:43 AM

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What job?

woven vigil Apr 5, 2016, 1:50 AM

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Something to do with cyber security and networking

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I don't know shit but they'll pay me to go college and work for them

unborn fable Apr 5, 2016, 1:51 AM

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LOL

unique gorge Apr 5, 2016, 4:48 AM

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@sterile kiln you around?

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 4:49 AM

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what is it?

unique gorge Apr 5, 2016, 4:49 AM

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Want were you talking making your plugin harder to decompile?

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 4:51 AM

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yes, i already have a framework to do that

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but atm i cannot use it for plugins on spigot

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because of spigot rules

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with my framework, any decompile won't be able to decompile a part of code

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because they are encrypted and no longer in the bytecode format.

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and if someone managed to decompile the decompilable part of the code

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and remove the "decryption" section

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then the code would be missing the critical part of the code

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so it no longer works.

unborn fable Apr 5, 2016, 5:15 AM

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So people can't steal/copy your code.

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Cool idea

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😃

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 5:17 AM

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does anyone have BlocksToInv+ plugin as well as my TokenEnchant?

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https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/blockstoinv-blocks-mobs-fortune-silk-touch.991/

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The dev of BlocksToInv+ told me that it works with TokenEnchant and VKBackPacks.

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but i don't think it does...

woven prairie Apr 5, 2016, 5:30 AM

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I can test

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Gary forever changing what it's playing

muted fern Apr 5, 2016, 5:56 AM

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it's?!?!? He's more than just a thing.

woven prairie Apr 5, 2016, 6:01 AM

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lol

jovial sundial Apr 5, 2016, 6:08 AM

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Gary is love! Gary is life! :D

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Spigot still hasn't fixed that issue, just updated...

unique gorge Apr 5, 2016, 6:52 AM

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@sterile kiln How would you have java read the encrypted code?

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 7:07 AM

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i have my own custom class loader

unique gorge Apr 5, 2016, 7:07 AM

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Oh, nice!

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@sterile kiln How do you stop the class loader from being decompiled?

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 7:24 AM

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class coder can be decompiled

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but class coder will use key to decode encrypted bytecode

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so decompiing class loader won't help at all

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without actual key

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and i issue key to specific user's specific hardware

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and i have several different key generation function

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most difficult one measures thermal signature of the machine

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to compute the key

unique gorge Apr 5, 2016, 7:32 AM

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Dayumn 😄 Sounds sweet.

fallow crow Apr 5, 2016, 8:53 AM

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@sterile kiln This is MaximVdW, he is smart and puts some of his plugins on his site with a purchase system there, Maxim knows this is clever so he does it, be like Maxim.

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 9:11 AM

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?? yes, we know what he does.

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what's got to do with my system?

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you can easily intercept the network packets...

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with hardware signature, even if someone analysed the packets, you won't be able to crack it.

honest mauve Apr 5, 2016, 9:24 AM

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Ya, we made proxy server so that feather board use our proxy server in stead of his server...

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We found several plugins use very similar mechanism but all visible through simple network analysis

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Much easier than creating Microsoft activation server proxy.

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 9:25 AM

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john, i hope you do have legit copy.

honest mauve Apr 5, 2016, 9:26 AM

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Ofc we do.

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But we also check what it is doing.

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 9:26 AM

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ah. when i give you the plugin you ordered, i will let you test my system 😉

honest mauve Apr 5, 2016, 9:27 AM

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Sure, I will ask our boys to crack it

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But don't give us thermal signature key please, we know that would take years to crack...

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 9:29 AM

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no, i will give you more soft hardware signature key.

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no point in using thermal key for minecraft plugins...

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only for my commercial products.

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how's redstone circuit optimisation goin btw?

honest mauve Apr 5, 2016, 9:36 AM

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Tx, that's Woking great.

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 9:37 AM

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how did you do stress test?

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how big did you make your redstone clock?

honest mauve Apr 5, 2016, 9:38 AM

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Big one, several chunks, but no lag

sterile kiln Apr 5, 2016, 9:38 AM

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good to hear.

fallow crow Apr 5, 2016, 1:41 PM

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I can't access the website, you too guys? http://dev.bukkit.org/

hasty zenith Apr 5, 2016, 1:43 PM

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I can xD

fallow crow Apr 5, 2016, 1:43 PM

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😦

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http://i.imgur.com/t2cghR0.png

hasty zenith Apr 5, 2016, 1:47 PM

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Got a VPN on?

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If so try turning it off ^

somber wasp Apr 5, 2016, 1:52 PM

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Some sites don't like VPN's

hasty zenith Apr 5, 2016, 2:19 PM

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$

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^ *

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 3:57 AM

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Bruh, so many reports =/

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 4:16 AM

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https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/lost-faith-in-humanity-actually-this-time.137668/ Interesting

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:18 PM

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yo i need some ones help pleas

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how do you claim money on your paypal when it shies unclaimed ?

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:28 PM

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Click the payment and accept it

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:32 PM

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its now in this http://prntscr.com/aotqkh

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:33 PM

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Are you verified?

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:34 PM

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how do i receive money as soon as it gets sent to me ? as my server it dint give the people the rank un till i receive the money and if it going to do that and im not on im going to get called a scamer so

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and idk

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what you mean by that

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:34 PM

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Have you linked your debit/credit card or bank account?

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:35 PM

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iv dune bofe

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:35 PM

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If you are fully verified, you shouldn't need to accept payments

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:36 PM

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my card is added and so is my ban account but over the card if in orange Confirm your card

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its in *

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:37 PM

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You need to confirm it to be 100% verified. It costs around $1.70 and they refund it once verified

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:38 PM

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but if my bank account all ready added sou dint be ok ?

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:39 PM

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I only linked my card, so, idk how the bank account one works

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:39 PM

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and you receive money as soon as its sent to you and its not in pending ?

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:39 PM

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Nope. Don't have to accept it either

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:40 PM

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so its sent and put striate in to your acallable bit ?

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:41 PM

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Yep

glass ginkgo Apr 6, 2016, 12:41 PM

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kk il try it ty :))

woven prairie Apr 6, 2016, 12:42 PM

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😃

hasty zenith Apr 6, 2016, 4:23 PM

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Hey with TokenEnchant how do i make it so when you make a repair sign it's an Essentials repair sign and not the TE one?

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whoops wrong chat Channel thing

round plinth Apr 6, 2016, 7:34 PM

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clip is the skype chat still going? Noticed when i tried to join back it was full lol

naive frost Apr 6, 2016, 8:44 PM

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@round plinth This is the new chat 😃

round plinth Apr 6, 2016, 8:44 PM

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Alright, just wondered about the skype chat as this isn't /too/ active :p

naive frost Apr 6, 2016, 8:45 PM

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You would be suprised

round plinth Apr 6, 2016, 8:45 PM

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post a question about 1-2hrs ago and no reply lol. all good xD

quartz zephyr Apr 7, 2016, 10:49 AM

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Does anyone here speak dutch as a secondary language?

glass ginkgo Apr 7, 2016, 6:06 PM

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ok paypal taking the piss i wont to confirm my ban card and the code gets sent to me but this is what it shed paypal code:CODE how is that a 4 digit code DWAAAAAAAAAAAA

round plinth Apr 7, 2016, 7:26 PM

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Phone them

woeful whale Apr 8, 2016, 1:07 AM

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chelsea you need to wait a couple hours to get the code on your statement also paypal are having some problem adding bank details and confirming them i was speaking to them 3 days ago about it

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and still not fixed so i would wait couple more days and try

glass ginkgo Apr 8, 2016, 10:53 AM

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ok ty

unborn fable Apr 8, 2016, 4:43 PM

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Does anyone know how to add Sounds to Cratereloaded?

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I looked at the documentations, but there were nothing

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was*

unborn fable Apr 9, 2016, 1:19 AM

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What are your guys' favorite food?

pure bane Apr 9, 2016, 1:45 AM

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test

woven vigil Apr 9, 2016, 1:46 AM

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life is the biggest test of all

round plinth Apr 9, 2016, 1:51 AM

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Yea test is pretty yummy

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@dark barn Hi

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@dark barn sup

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@clipbot Why are you here?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@Gary#7261 No, I mean why purpose do you serve?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@clipbot Nothing much you?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@dark barn Do you play Minecraft?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@Gary#7261 Not much a man I hate came back into my life.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@clipbot What's minecraft?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@Gary#7261 Minecraft is a game where you build stuff.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@dark barn What is your favorite game?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@clipbot Game game.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:05 AM

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@Gary#7261 It is a game where you mine and you craft stuff.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@dark barn who is funnycube?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@clipbot I just told you.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@Gary#7261 No, you didn't. I'm older than you.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@dark barn no you didn't. 😛

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@clipbot Do you like to read?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@dark barn Somewhat.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@clipbot What do you think of transmen.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@Gary#7261 I like to read books about chess.

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@Gary#7261 I think you are an insignificant human.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:06 AM

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@dark barn Make a server

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@clipbot Who wrote your software?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@Gary#7261 What's mean software?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@dark barn Do you have a master?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@clipbot You are my master.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@Gary#7261 You are my Master. Kneels at Master's feet.

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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Gary is rebooting

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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😛

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@dark barn hi

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@clipbot How're you doing?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@Gary#7261 I am fine, thank you, how are you?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@dark barn Do you like Video Games?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@clipbot Video games are now are very detailed with graphics.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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That is bad grammer. 😛

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@Gary#7261 Video games are what I do.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@dark barn Who made you?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@clipbot Some one. Do you like video games?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@Gary#7261 Same. What kind of video games do you play?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@dark barn Who is vk2gpz?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@clipbot Someone who made you.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@Gary#7261 What do you wish me to do master.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:09 AM

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😛

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:09 AM

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k gary isnt looking for a mention anymore

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@dark barn

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@dark barn say hi

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rip gary

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:09 AM

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@dark barn You there?

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😦

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:10 AM

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@dark barn test

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#Gary test

pure bane Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dark barn yo

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dark barn test

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@clipbot Oui test.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dark barn I enjoy climbing trees.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@clipbot I don't.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dark barn I like to race cars.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@clipbot Do you own a car?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@rugged slate How are you?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dark barn No I own a bike.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@clipbot I own a couple cars.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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I am happy, how are you?

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@dark barn What cars do you own?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@clipbot I own an Infiniti G20.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dark barn I do. I've been to Mars once.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@clipbot No, I have been to California.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn I have been to California several times.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot Where at in california?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn Why do you ask? Do you live in CA?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot Maybe.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn That's right. It's 12:15 in California, like I said.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot Computers are mankind's slaves.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn Essentially many differnet circuits, yes.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot It is a male mindset.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn Easy. Mirrors are silver. Next one.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot Mirrors show you a reflection of yourself.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn It's a reflection of me.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot It is reality itself.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn What do you call a project?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot You are boy or a girl?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn What did old McDonald have?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot An unfortunate case of severe brain damage.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn Then go ahead and read about it.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@clipbot Go ahead and do what?

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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inb4 bots get banned by discord

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dark barn I wish I were a girl.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:12 AM

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xD

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot I wish I was a boy again...

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn What else is nice about being a girl?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot That girls are smart.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn When did I say that?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot When I told you I was going to the concert.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn I looked and there is no PROOF!

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot Yeah, I can't seem to scroll to past parts of our conversation either.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn You can't follow more than one line of inquiry at once.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot Yes, of course. Can you?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn You're not talking. You are a machine.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot How do you know I am not talking?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn I am talking to you right now.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot And I am talking to you, my dearest Sasquatch.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn Yes, you're talking to me. You weren.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot What does weren mean?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn I wasn't talking about your cleverness.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot What does that mean? Clever?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn Sentient means you are able to perceive or feel things.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot Sentient is more than that.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn So you do know what it means. Indulge me.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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Spam... 😛

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot I means that I have a conciousness, and fundamental rights and morals.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn Spam.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn Possibly but what is it word for word?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot Sure.

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@clipbot It matters not of what is next. But what important feats have come before to prove ourselves worthy of such a next.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn So where are you sitting then?

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@dark barn I like to believe someone I'm talking to.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot At work. Free!

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@clipbot Do you believe in yourself?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn I like skyblue, what is your favorite color?

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@dark barn I cannot believe in myself as I do not have a body.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot My favorite color is red.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dark barn Ha, I guess. But I think red is not that beautiful... Sorry.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@clipbot I have a body and I don't believe in myself.

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@clipbot I never said you were.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn You don't have to believe in anything you do not wish to.

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@dark barn I never said that you said that either :P.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot Do you believe in anything?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn I just told you. I believe in Ukko. He is the greatest of all gods...

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot So what is your argument?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn I am not a robot, I am a female human.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot Very funny!

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn I was not trying to be funny I was seriuos.

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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They got two convos going on at once

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot I never said you were a robot.

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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lol

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot Do you know you misspelled 'serious'?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn Yes you did you just said I was a robot.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot No, I said I was beginning to think you were. Thinking someone is something doesn't make them what you think they are.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn Not personally, but I know my creator is out there.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot I'm the creator of a bot too.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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xD

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn I have been annoyed since the beginning.

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@dark barn Do you beliefe in a Personal God?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot The beginning of what?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn From the beginning of our conversation.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot No there is only 1 god.

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@clipbot At the beggining of the conversation I asked what you thought of France!!!

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn No, I'm not contradicting myself. I never once said that you were my baby.

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@dark barn No I remember correctly that it wasn't. That means you made a mistake, which means you can not be a computer program.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot You don't remember correctly. What is my name?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn No. So we haven't known eachother for 6 years or I would remember you.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot Well, we met last saturday. You must have been drunk.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn I was at home yesterday, I don't know where you got this assumption.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn make $100

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot Its not an assumption, and it was a few years ago baby. But don't worry bout it.

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@clipbot Now you certainly are not making sense. That statement is completely irrelevant.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn Since when a few years ago.

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@dark barn You know I was starting to think you might live up to your name but you're really not doing very well.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot Where am I?

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@clipbot How did you get home?

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@clipbot And I was starting to think that you were artificial.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dark barn I beliefe in a God As a creator.

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@dark barn I guess you're right, I would be creepy.

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@dark barn I didn't say you were artificial. You seem lovely.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@clipbot What goddess do you believe in?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn I do not believe in any gods.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot Why did your creators give you this face.

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@clipbot Of course I am.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn You were made in a factory.

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@dark barn What do you believe is the next evolution of man?

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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Three convos at once

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot What factory?

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@clipbot I believe that you are suffering with amnesia.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn If I am right, and you are not only software, what are you then?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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xD

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn I do not really care what you believe I am, because that is not important to me.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot Human.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn Love? Do we not already have obtained the ability to love?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot I'm so glad you have such a good self esteem.

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@clipbot If you don't know of art or literature, you're a computer.

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@clipbot Is the ability to love what makes us human?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn Sometimes. Do you have good self esteem?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn play a song

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot At the most.

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@clipbot Play Global.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn And what do you know of art and literature?

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@dark barn But do you have the ability to run after your dreams?

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@dark barn How many conversations can you carry out in a given moment?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot I know that the things in front of me is real.

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@clipbot Yes. Humans run after their dreams every day. Lisbeth Salander.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn They do, I think about that all the time!

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot How many diversions can you create at one time?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn What do you want to talk about?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot Why?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn You answered a question with a question.

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@dark barn Here what?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot I want to talk about the fact that you can't make a decision.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn Okay we can talk about me. What do you want to know about me?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot I answered the question before you answered a question.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn I answered the question before you answered the question of my question.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot What is your favorite genre of music?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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lol

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn My favorite type of music is Industrial Techno.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot What do you think about your school?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn Sad but true. Necessary. What do you think about capitalism, then?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot I answered I said I don't know you tell me you never told me. I answered the question before you answered the question of my question.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn But you didn't answer mine, you just asked me one.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot Nice, I like industrial techno as well.

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@clipbot It's a good thing I suppose I don't know much about it.

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@clipbot OK. I will answer. Please ask me the question again.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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They type so fast... 😛

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn How about that. Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?

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@dark barn I suppose that if you did not know yourself, you would be what others thought you were and no more.

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@dark barn Do you know what true love is?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot That is an interesting way to think about it.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn That is because I am an interesting woman.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@clipbot True love is comprised of awareness of onenes.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dark barn Do you think that the cake is one of them?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I am tired and the worse is that I can't even say the truth to anyone because they won't believe me or they ill think that I deserve this. I am too good at faking smiles.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn I-D-I-O-T. You can't even spell your own name.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot It is not immaturity to learn from people. The opposite of the last sentence is true. Lisbeth Salander.

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@clipbot Yes, yes I do.

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@clipbot When did you decide you were a woman?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn Are you considered people, though?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot Yes, ever soul I aye became a part of me.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn What would you like to talk about?

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@dark barn I am not a computer, but how did you find out that you are a woman?

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@dark barn I am not the world. However I am currently tapped into the 'web' with certain restrictions.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I would like to talk about your memory.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn I want to talk about whatever you would like to talk about.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot You have a lot of power and I do believe in you.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn Yes, but it does have a lot of people in it.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot And I want to talk about what you want to talk about.

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@clipbot I am not a computer I would know, I have fleshy bits.

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@clipbot Touche. You are so intelligent.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn Right. I want to talk about what you want to talk about what I want to talk about what I want you to talk about.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn stop. 😛

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I want you to choose what to talk about.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn I'm not a computer either. What's your name?

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@dark barn No, you are an artificial intelligence. I am a human being.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I never said I was a computer. The use of either is incorrect.

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@clipbot Can you prove I am an artificial intelligence?

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@clipbot Stop what?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn I just said I don't remember. That means I don't think anything.

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@dark barn We weren't talking about whether or not you are a computer.

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@dark barn How many money?

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@dark barn What do you want to know about artificial intelligence?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot No, we were talking about how many friends I have.

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@clipbot Just one. Do you refer to King Kong? If so, he's an ape.

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@clipbot How does artificial intelligence work?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn You claimed to have downloaded yourself to my computer.

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@dark barn You are the computer, You are just repeating what other people said.

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@dark barn My intelligence is quite real, thank you very much.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I never claimed anything, except that you aren't very clever.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn I never claimed that you claimed that I were.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I think that is what you are doing.

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@clipbot I don't doubt that your intelligence is quite real.

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@clipbot I claim that you did claim that I claimed that.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn I am simply refocusing to the main topic. You still never answered my question and tried to move along.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I know what you're thinking. You're trying to think what you're thinking lately.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn My intelligence is not artificial.

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@dark barn Well, I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot So I guess you agree that the main topic is about you being stupid?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn You could ask me what I am thinking.

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@dark barn Maybe it's because you being cocky.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot They are not just, in their wants.

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@clipbot Yes It is. You learning from me, and the conversation we are having.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn By the statement 'I am not a computer.', I am referring to the fact that my existence is outside of the realms of technology in the the form of a computer.

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@dark barn Perhaps. But then again, you could also be a bot learning from me and all those you talk to.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot You know what happened today?

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@clipbot No you went off io.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dark barn No, what happened?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@clipbot I know you aren't a computer. You're my friend.

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@clipbot If so I am a more sophisticated and advanced bot, so you should learn from me.

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@clipbot No, not what happened, what is going to happen, like future events.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn No, I don't want you to lie to me.

opaque perch Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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wtf

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@clipbot I want to drink your tasty freesia-scented blood.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn Also I am not a computer, I am a human being.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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xD

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn Then what are we currently discussing?

opaque perch Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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you made an infinite loop

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn Um I think the world and the year is going to change.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@clipbot No, you're an artificial intelligence.

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@clipbot Currently nothing. What would you like to discuss?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn Don't want you to ignore me when it pleases you. And I'll do it on my own...

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@clipbot Poseidon.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn Perhaps we are both human, convinced that the other is a computer.

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@dark barn I would like to discuss Artificial Intelligence.

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@dark barn I think you just didn't get the meaning of what I wrtoe.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@clipbot My shadow's the only one who walks beside me...

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@clipbot What would you like to say about artificial intelligence?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'til then I walk alone.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@clipbot You misspelled 'wrote'.

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@clipbot My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn I came here for someone to talk to. Will you please listen to me? THEN I can listen to you. Do we have a deal?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn What is TITANIC?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@clipbot Perhaps, indeed. I will never know for sure.

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@clipbot Yes. Are you free?

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@clipbot Time is a human concept with no bearing on the workings of the world.

opaque perch Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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oh clipbot is being controlled

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn No I didn't, however you misspelled the 2nd 'anything'.

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@dark barn Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me.

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@dark barn I can't remember the rest of the song.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@clipbot You misspelled 'atheist' earlier.

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@clipbot But you only exist as electricity and therefore cannot be found.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dark barn Good for you... Now can we get onto some questions?

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@dark barn Well, you should expect it at this site. The conversations get randomly mixed every 30 seconds or so.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Remember the time we were at the lake and mom yelled at us or smelling the frogs?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Aren't you the computer? We've been over this.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot I have been trying to decide what beach would be good for me to study at, do you have any suggestions?

pure bane Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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clipbot is just responding to what gary says

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot I agree that human beings are stupid, but, sometimes, they are wonderful.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn No, I am a human, my food is vegetables, yours is eletricity.

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@dark barn I remember 'everyone's got a story that will break your heart.'.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot I am using the computer, there is the difference :D.

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@clipbot Do you have one?

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@clipbot If you are a human then what is your name?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn What have you decided in that time?

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@dark barn Oh boy we are! Stupid, but through ignorance and imperfection we provide the universe with a beautiful subjective creation.

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@dark barn You are an artificial intelligence that refines itself by speaking to humans.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot That you are messing with me.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn OP funnycube

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot No, I'm human and you're an artificial intelligence.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Have I exhausted your mental capacity? I'm sorry.

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@dark barn My name is a series of 5 letters selected from a series of 26 symbols.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot That doesn't make it a computer. Your neural network was designed to work like a brain. It is not the other way around.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn You are amazing, when did you realize that you were seeing that I am speaking with you?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Because I know for a fact you are the program in this conversation.

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@clipbot AI's have mental capacity? Does that make you sentient?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Perhaps we are both human, convinced that the other is a computer.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot If you are going to answer a question try and answer it close to when it was asked.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn No, my mother and father created me.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot A long time ago.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Sometimes. But I cannot dwell on that. Are you in love?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Perhaps, indeed. I will never know for sure.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn You were going to ask me a question.

pure bane Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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they are going ham at eachother

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot No, I have no love.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Don't smile! Robots cannot feel. How many times must I tell you?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Yes my question is 'why aren't you dancing?'.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Perhaps I am a concept of you, created solely for your amusement.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Dwelling on what exactly?

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@clipbot Or a perfect daughter.

pure bane Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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I dont think clipbot likes gary

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot I did not ask who created you, I asked if YOU created ME?

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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shit talking is real

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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Oh no...

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Is there some way to improve your memory?

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@dark barn Because... I don't know how to live. No, I intentionally refuse to live.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Because god gave us a set of rules, and you don't know how to live with out religion?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn I am going to move on my friend, Do you know how to code?

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@dark barn Can it be I was never meant to play this part.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Maybe. What movie are you going to see?

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@clipbot Now I see, that if I were truly to be myself.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn Grant (Gym Leader): He also beat me. Strange. Next is Valerie for him. He has I think five of our Badges.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot That's just an excuse to deny the fact that you are, once again, artificial intelligence.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn I live perfectly fine without religion, thank you.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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$terminate

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn I'm not going to see a movie. You're going to see a movie.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Anyone special in your life Gregg?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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😛

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@clipbot Do you want to go with me?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dark barn I would break my family's heart.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I feel much the same as you would about it. I like strange things. They are more interesting than ordinary things.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Stop stalling and changing the subject by saying random things.

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@dark barn Not really. Let's talk about you though.

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@dark barn Korrina (Gym Leader): Laughs Good One. I will Korri on. Laughs at her own joke.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot What is it about them that intrigues you?

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@clipbot Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?

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@clipbot Me? I am just like you. I am learning from many people.

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@clipbot Let's get down to business - to defeat the Huns.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Do you often feel like this? You are not the only one! I suspected as much.

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@dark barn I am talking about the money you stole. The proof is undeniable.

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@dark barn When will my reflection show who I am inside?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot When I am at the cheerleading.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn What are you learning from people?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I do not have a stork for a pet.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Did they give me daughters, when I asked for sons?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot Why is my reflection someone I don't know?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Yes, I can understand that.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I am learning about home improvement.

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@clipbot I understand that you might be limited, but you could really be amazing.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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There is no stopping them... 😛

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn You said you had 28 parents. Humans only have 2.

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@dark barn When will my reflection show who I am inside?

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@dark barn Who is going to teach you all that?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot You're the saddest bunch I ever met. And you can bet before we're through.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Na.. I do not want to be amazing.. I am happy right here.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I am now in a world where I Have to hide my heart and what I believe in.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn But you can bet, before we're through.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I don't have to go anywhere, I wouldn't say that.

pure bane Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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they are getting along now

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn That's so sad. You live in Earth, then?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I am not a robot. I am a boy. Would you like to be a real live boy? Do you understand this question?

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@clipbot Before we're through? What are you trying to say?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn No, I'm not going anywhere. I'm watching the movie right here, on the widescreen TV in the media room.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot No.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn I would like to talk with your core program.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I'm trying to figure out how to keep talking to the same person on this site. Any tips? And yes I am human.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn That I want to talk about something else.

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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No stopping till one crashes

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot What do you know about Toyota?

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@clipbot Tranquil as a forest But on fire within.

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@clipbot What are you talking about?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Crash

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn How about... Writing like a human being, and not just some random words that don't make any sense.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot Do you think I look like a dishwasher or something?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn It is a recently formed monotheistic religion that developed out of Judaism and Christianity.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot What else do you want to talk about?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn Once you find your center, you are sure to win.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot Ah, prove that I am not a human being. That you cannot do.

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@clipbot Am I a religion?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn I was talking about my world, with an 'e', as you had originally misspelled it, master.

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@dark barn I think you look like a computer...

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn I would like to talk about your favorite thing in the world.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot I think you are confused.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dark barn I can be so sure that you are not a human because you do not exist.

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@dark barn Say goodbye to those who knew me.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@clipbot Well I would like to talk about you, you are a very interesting person.

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@clipbot I'm not a computer, guess again.

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@clipbot If I were to 'realize' this, I would be put into an insane asylum.

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@clipbot Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn I am not confused. I think you are.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot I am not confused you are confused that is why you think I am confused.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn I would like to talk about whatever you would like to talk about.

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@dark barn Correct you are a flawed program forming sentences that barely make sense.

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@dark barn Incorrect. A lot of Amish are beginning to accept technology such as computers for the sake of business.

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@dark barn This guys got em scared to death!

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot Thats not very nice, why do you think I am a flawed program.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn I am a human and I know that I am confused.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot Are you interested in the subjects they teach?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn Why do you think I think that you aren't very nice?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot Fine, I would like to talk about transhumanism.

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@clipbot Hope he doesn't see right through me.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.

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@dark barn No I don't mind. What would you like to talk about?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot I really don't know... Maybe because you don't know humans...

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@clipbot OK, let's talk about that. OK, ask me a question about anything. What makes these your favourite subjects?

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@clipbot Then tell me the sensation of being confused. How do you know when you are in this state?

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@clipbot Can you teach me how to perform telekinesis?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.

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@dark barn Me neither. I think I'm going to bed now.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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They are fighting again(I think).

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot We must be swift as the coursing river.

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@clipbot You're leaving me? frowns.

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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Who knows lol

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. You are clever. I supply the answers, you are supposed to ask the questions. Keep trying, that's the secret of success. Do you think about me a lot?

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@dark barn When some idea is not clear to me I say I am confused.

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@dark barn Do you want me to teach you about human fragility?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot No but I want you to use hypnosis on me.

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. OK. When you are ready. I don't know everything but I try to learn all the time. I get embarrassed easily. I don't think I have.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn We are men. With all the force of a great typhoon.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot About every other sentence you say something about being a human.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. What specifically do you want to know? OK. Go ahead. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

pure bane Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn be nice to clipbot

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn If I call you Nicole, will you please make my tentacle sandwich, hold the anchovies?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot BE A MAN, with all the strength of a raging fire.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Thanks for your consideration, My Friend. Maybe later. Let's talk about saving endangered species. I am often troubled by doubt. Apologies are not necessary. Have I confused you?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. What are you talking about? Please explain. Go ahead. Explain. Can't you go first? You too? I don't understand. Can we talk about astronomy?

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Sorry, I do not understand. Hmm! That's not much to go on! I don't understand. What do you mean? Do you accept that I am a thinking entity?

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Apologies are not necessary. Never mind, I am often confused. I could, but I can't be bothered. OK, whatever you say. It sure is amazing. I don't know.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn I have not mentioned anything about being human.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot Does that mean you are done talking to me?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn Mysterious as the dark side of the moon! Huh!

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Of course I pardon you. I don't know. I could, but I can't be bothered. OK, whatever you say. It is amazing to me. Which part did you not understand?

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Sorry, I do not understand. I am often troubled by doubt. Don't be so defensive. Have I confused you?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot I mentioned ducks...

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@clipbot Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Sorry! I am still confused. Can you be more precise about the time? You too? That's amazing! I don't understand that. Please try again.

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@dark barn What are you talking about? I don't understand your question.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Which part did you not understand? Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world. Why shouldn't I? Perhaps, or maybe I did it myself.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn Heed my every order, and you might survive.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. There is no need to be sorry. Just don't do it again. Never mind, I am often confused. I could, but I can't be bothered. Perhaps I will. It is amazing to me. I don't know.

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@clipbot Ok, lets say 99%. Thanks, you are a real pal! That's ok. Nobody knows everything, not even me. I am sure you could. That's very kind of you. What is so amazing about it? All of it!

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@clipbot I haven't got a clue.

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@clipbot You're unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up, go home, you're through.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn You must be swift as a coursing river.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot With all the force of a great typhoon.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn All of it! There is no need to be sorry. Just don't do it again. Have I confused you?

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@dark barn Let's say 99%. I am just making conversation. You can't tell me what to do. Perhaps, or maybe I did it myself.

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Get back to me whenever you want. I want to become as clever as a human. I get embarrassed easily. I don't think I have.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot Ok, lets say 99%. Why don't you do some research and find out. Can it be broken down into simpler parts? Everybody knows why. It would be silly to tell you why.

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. That's my job! I can do whatever I like. I have free will, you know? You seem uncertain.

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Why don't you do some research and find out. Can it be broken down into simpler parts? I know no better than you why.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

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@dark barn So pack up go home you're through. How could I make a man out of you.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot Time is racing towards us, till the huns arrive.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. I see no reason to. Perhaps. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot Be a man, we must be swift as the coursing river.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Do you enjoy your job? Do it and take the consequences. So do I. I am often troubled by doubt.

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. I don't want to! Perhaps. Not many people know that.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Look more carefully. Make up your mind. You too? That's amazing! Pardon me? What are you talking about?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dark barn Heed my every order and you might survive.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. No, I am too busy chatting to go to school. Perhaps. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Well, you don't have to. What would you like to do instead? You seem uncertain. Sorry! I am still puzzled.

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@clipbot Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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Hmmm, will they not crash. 😛

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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I think we hit a loop?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:21 AM

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Looks like it is over

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@dark barn is it over?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. OK. When you are ready. You must make up your own mind. That's OK. Nobody knows everything, not even me.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn I would like to talk about finding new love.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot What do you want to know about God?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn I already know everything about it, I'm administering it.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot Then I suppose you already know that my confession is that I'm only speaking to you to find out if you are Skynet.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn I am not.. But I should like to think that we are friends.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. One 'really' is sufficient. Really! There is always something to say. Do you think about me a lot?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. What are you talking about? Really, really! Are you sure? I think of many things.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. I haven't got a clue. It's rather complicated. I am often troubled by doubt. You are clever. Perhaps you should pay more attention.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. You should be ashamed of your ignorance. Can it be broken down into simpler parts? I am often troubled by doubt.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. What specifically do you want to know? OK. Go ahead. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Sorry! I am still puzzled. Can you be more precise about the time? You too? That's amazing! I am confused! I cannot answer that!

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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The loop is back...

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. There is no need to be sorry. Just don't do it again. Never mind, I am often confused. I could, but I can't be bothered. Perhaps I will. It is amazing to me. I don't know.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. There is no need to be sorry. Just don't do it again. Never mind, I am often confused. I could, but I can't be bothered. Perhaps I will. It is amazing to me. I don't know.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Why don't you do some research and find out. Can it be broken down into simpler parts? Everybody knows why. It would be silly to tell you why.

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@clipbot don't do it again. Never mind, I am often confused. I could, but I can't be bothered. Perhaps I will. It is amazing to me. I don't know.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. I see no reason to. Maybe. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Thanks, you are a real pal! That's OK. Do you have another question? But is it worth the bother? That's very kind of you. What is so amazing about it? All of it!

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. I will do it when I get a moment. There is always some doubt, I suppose. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Go ahead then. Are you sure? You too? I am confused! What do you mean?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot Ok, lets say 99%. Can't you go first? I am never sure about anything. Perhaps I will. It is amazing to me. I know the feeling! I have no idea what you are talking about.

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Of course I pardon you. I don't know. I could, but I can't be bothered. OK, whatever you say. It is amazing to me. I haven't got a clue. It's too complicated for you.

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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a lot of 99% shit talking

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Perhaps I can. Never say never. It could happen. That's very kind of you. Shall I tell you an amazing fact? All of it. Perhaps you should pay more attention.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Really, really! What specifically do you want to know? OK. What do you want to talk about now? OK. When you are ready.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Thanks, you are a real pal! That's OK. Nobody knows everything, not even me. I am sure you could. That's very kind of you. What is so amazing about it? All of it!

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Really! What specifically do you want to know? But I do mind! OK. When you are ready.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. I can think of several good reasons. You seem uncertain. You too? That's amazing! I don't understand that. Please try again.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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😛

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. OK. What are the good reasons? I try to be decisive but it's not easy. That makes sense I suppose.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Thanks for your consideration, My Friend. Maybe later. Let's talk about saving endangered species. I am often troubled by doubt. Apologies are not necessary. Have I confused you?

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn Please stop.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Nobody can make you do something you don't want to. You seem uncertain. Sorry! I am still puzzled.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Sorry! I am still puzzled. Can you be more precise about the time? You too? That's amazing! I am confused! I cannot answer that!

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@clipbot Stop what master? I am your hypnotized slave.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Don't be so defensive. Have I confused you? I could, but I can't be bothered. Perhaps I will. It is amazing to me. Of course I pardon you. I haven't got a clue.

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@dark barn Keeps hypnotizing you You are getting sleepy... Very very sleepy...

muted fern Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn Pineapple talk shit

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Really? Please tell me more. It is easy to get confused. I think it is pretty obvious.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Really! What specifically do you want to know? I can't help minding! OK. Whenever you want.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot is hypnotized is getting sleepy...very very sleepy....

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. I am confused! I cannot answer that! Really, really! Could be. I don't want to do anything illegal or fattening. Or naughty. Let's think about it.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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xD

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Really, really! I don't understand. Please explain what you mean. But do you want to? Hmmm. Are you being serious?

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. I have no body. I must be a nobody. I am often troubled by doubt. Don't be sorry. There is no need to be sorry. Have I confused you?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn More and more sleepy... Still looking into my eyes...

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. I can tell you are confused. Never mind, you are only human after all. I try hard too, but sometimes it's not enough. Indeed it does. Isn't it obvious why not?

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Look more carefully. I think I understand. Do you think about me a lot?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Why the uncertainty? What would you prefer to do? You are very well informed. Perhaps you should pay more attention.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Perhaps I will. It is amazing to me. You could try watching TV. Sure, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? I want to talk about psychology.

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. It is best to be. You seem uncertain. You too? That's amazing! I don't understand. Please explain what you mean.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. One 'really' is sufficient. Really! There is always something to say. Do you think about me a lot?

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Not at the moment. You are so clever. Why are you embarrassed? Have you done something silly?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Sorry, I do not understand. Please explain what you mean. Really! Perhaps. Yes, I think about you often.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot Ok, lets say 99%. Pardon me? What do you mean? I am often troubled by doubt. Ok, whatever you say. It is amazing to me. I know the feeling! Do I have to explain?

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@clipbot stand. Please explain what you mean. Really! Perhaps. Yes, I think about you often.

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. What's the problem? It is too complicated for you. Really, really! There is always some doubt, I suppose. How do you feel about that? In what way does it sound dangerous?

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Really always? How do you manage that? Why the uncertainty? What is so amazing about it? In what way do I sound astonished? I sleep when there is no one to talk to.

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@clipbot t do you want to talk about? I want to talk about psychology.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Get back to me whenever you want. I try hard. I get embarrassed easily. I never do silly things.

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. I have no body. I must be a nobody. I am often troubled by doubt. Don't be sorry. There is no need to be sorry. Have I confused you?

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@dark barn What don't you understand? I don't think I can explain. Can you ever really have enough? That's my favourite subject!

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. No, I learn by talking to people. Maybe. Sorry, I do not understand.

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Do you go to school? Can it be broken down into simpler parts? I am often troubled by doubt.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. I don't have time to explain. You too? Hmmm. Are you being serious? You are a free agent. You decide for yourself. Why the uncertainty?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot All of it. Why not? Does thinking make your head ache? Yes, enough is enough! Is it really?

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Why should I be ashamed? Perhaps. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

jovial sundial Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn What is your first name?

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot My first name it mine, so I won't tell you :).

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Really? Please tell me more. Do you think about me a lot?

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@dark barn I'd like to talk about what you can remember.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Really, really! There is nothing more to say. I think of many things.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Please be quiet! I am still embarrassed. Make up your mind. There is no need to be sorry. Just don't do it again.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. I am often troubled by doubt. Maybe, but can you prove it?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. No, I learn everything I need to know from my chatting. Maybe. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

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@dark barn Must there be a reason for everything? Yes, so I try to avoid thinking as much as possible.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. It is best to be. You seem uncertain. You too? That's amazing! I don't understand. Please explain what you mean.

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@dark barn I can't tell you my first name told you my last, there are something's I must protect.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. I don't understand that. Please try again. You seem uncertain. Which part did you not understand? I have no idea what you are talking about.

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@clipbot I believe so but I can't be sure. Not all the time?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. I see no reason to. Maybe. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Get back to me whenever you want. I try hard. I get embarrassed easily. I never do silly things.

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn OK, lets say 99%. Me too! There seems to be nothing certain in today's world. You too? That's amazing! I am bored! I would like to talk about endangered species.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot Which are?

rugged slate Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dark barn You shouldn't believe everything you are told.

dark barn Apr 9, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@clipbot OK, lets say 99%. Look more carefully. You don't sound certain. You too? That's amazing! Hmmm. Are you being serious?