#vega-playground
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
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!dadjoke
This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.
!dadjoke
I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst
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What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!
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In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
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The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...
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I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
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!dadjoke
What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
!dadjoke
Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...
They're always plotting something.
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Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
!dadjoke
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.
i dont get it...
"... one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
!dadjoke
Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.
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What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.
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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!
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I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
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Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
omg these are so bad smh
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Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.
I’m laughing, I’m laughing so hard right now
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The rotation of earth really makes my day.
could these get any worse?
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.
“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!
that one, that aint to bad actually...
!dadjoke
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
!dadjoke
I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
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ah, the good ol' DOOT
doot 🎺
Doot
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Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
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What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.
The last thing you expect when joining a doom discord server Vega telling dad jokes
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Indeed
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haha take that stupid cat
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Doggo
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
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@pallid basin going back to the nintendo 64? nice
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FINALLYYYY
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welcome to the club
Yeh, took an hour haha
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Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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!norris
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
!emotes

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Vega is the daddy uwu
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Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
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Oh
XD ffs
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I swear this wasn't here before xD
What is this?
vega bot commands
people typically use this to get into #eternal-spoiler-chat
Oh is that why people keep saying !rank spoilers
yup



