#vega-playground

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!Lizard

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!cat

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sink

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!dog

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That dogs face is melted

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!cat

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lost dove
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!horse

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!roll 3

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@wild bear You rolled 6, 3, 4

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wtf?

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!country china

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Country Information - chn
China
Population

1,377,422,166

Capital City

Beijing

Main currency

Chinese yuan (¥)

Located in

Eastern Asia

Demonym

Chinese

Native Name

中国

Area

9,640,011km (5,990,013.635m)

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
0.7339, -155.8803

Humans in Space (5):

**ISS**
  1. Chris Cassidy
  2. Anatoly Ivanishin
  3. Ivan Vagner
  4. Doug Hurley
  5. Bob Behnken
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!poll "is doom 2 have good level design" "yes" "no"

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is doom 2 have good level design

1️⃣ yes
2️⃣ no

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!rank spoilers

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@jagged sparrow, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@latent moth, you joined Spoilers.

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!whois @cerulean girder

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Lazorical#9172

@shut kiln

Joined

Fri, Dec 2, 2016 10:38 AM

Registered

Tue, Apr 19, 2016 9:41 AM

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!rank Spoilers

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@minor ravine, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!country Britain

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dynoError I couldn't find a country matching Britain

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!country United Kingdom

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Country Information - gbr
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Population

65,110,000

Capital City

London

Main currency

British pound (£)

Located in

Northern Europe

Demonym

British

Native Name

United Kingdom

Area

242,900km (150,930.773m)

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!cat

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Wow thats awesome ! !cat

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!cat

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!help

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!flip

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@proud fable heads

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

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!dadjoke

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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!dadjoke

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How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

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!dadjoke

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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!yeet

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!cat

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!flip

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@weary turret heads

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!dadjoke

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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@tough creek, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@jovial jetty, you joined Spoilers.

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!country Namibia

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Country Information - nam
Namibia
Population

2,324,388

Capital City

Windhoek

Main currency

Namibian dollar ($)

Located in

Southern Africa

Demonym

Namibian

Native Name

Namibia

Area

825,615km (513,012.393m)

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!rank spoilers

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@open ridge, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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@lethal glacier, you joined Spoilers.

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dynoError I couldn't find a country matching Fucking

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!dog

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!dog

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!rank Spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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@main epoch, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!rank Spoilers

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@granite ridge, you joined Spoilers.

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!norris

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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!help

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!cacodog

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!rank Spoilers

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@high parcel, you joined Spoilers.

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!big chungus

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!big chungus

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Awwhh, lil kitty cutie pie

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!dog

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!roll 3

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@patent geode You rolled 4, 2, 3

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!rank Spoilers

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@woeful yacht, you joined Spoilers.

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!demon

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!norris

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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!norris

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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!rank spoilers

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@iron mulch, you joined Spoilers.

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!norris

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@upbeat meteor, you joined Spoilers.

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!dog

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awww

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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@sturdy snow, you joined Spoilers.

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!dog

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!dog

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!norris

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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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!norris

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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!norris

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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!norris

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300

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!rabbit

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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@dusk locust, you joined Spoilers.

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@steel briar, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!rank spoilers

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@burnt rampart, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@latent zodiac, you joined Spoilers.

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@astral jay, you left Spoilers.

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!cat

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

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Example: !rank Mystic

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!team

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!team

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!rank Spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@cloud bramble, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
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Example: !rank Mystic

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!dog

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!dog

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!cat

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!cat

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!pug

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
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Example: !rank Mystic

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!rank Spoilers

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@uneven escarp, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!rank Spoilers

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@true crow, you joined Spoilers.

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Nvm :(

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!rank Spoilers

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@noble fern, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@random yarrow, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@azure terrace, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@simple shadow, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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!norris

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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!norris

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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!rank Spoilers

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@modern moth, you joined Spoilers.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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!obama

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!joe

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!rank Spoilers

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@candid hill, you joined Spoilers.

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Pls check it out

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!corgi

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!dog

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!rank spoilers

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@stiff depot, you joined Spoilers.

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!bird

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!cat

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!levels

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¡Jack

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¡Tank

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@primal hamlet, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!help

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!cat

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!dog

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!rank spoilers

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@pastel ravine, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@waxen furnace, you joined Spoilers.

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!ranks

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!rank spoilers

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@worn hill, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@covert pasture, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!cat

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!cat

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Lol nice

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!rank spoilers

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@neon roost, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!cat

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!dog

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!cat

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!cat

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!cat

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!smartcat

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!rank spoilers

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@floral crag, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!cat

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!cat

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Thanks VEGA

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!rank

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Example: !rank Mystic

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Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!team

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!cat

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!dog

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!rank spoilers

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@torn bear, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@devout fossil, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@fair dust, you joined Spoilers.

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!dog

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He lies
He said he found one but there are two
Ban vega

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!cat

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!dog

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!cat

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!cat

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!cat

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!snake
edit: nooo

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!doggo

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thanks Vega

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
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Example: !rank Mystic

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!rank marine

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!rank private

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!bird

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
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Example: !rank Mystic

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!team

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!rank spoilers

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@pine jacinth, you joined Spoilers.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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!norris

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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!norris

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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!norris

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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!norris

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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!norris

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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!norris

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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!shit

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!norris

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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!norris

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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!rank Spoilers

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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!norris

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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!cow

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!serverinfo

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DOOM
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ISS Info

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Humans in Space (5):

**ISS**
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  2. Anatoly Ivanishin
  3. Ivan Vagner
  4. Doug Hurley
  5. Bob Behnken
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?".

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-23.3890, 17.4170

Humans in Space (5):

**ISS**
  1. Chris Cassidy
  2. Anatoly Ivanishin
  3. Ivan Vagner
  4. Doug Hurley
  5. Bob Behnken
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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
50.5656, -116.9291

Humans in Space (5):

**ISS**
  1. Chris Cassidy
  2. Anatoly Ivanishin
  3. Ivan Vagner
  4. Doug Hurley
  5. Bob Behnken
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!norris

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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!norris

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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!cat

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!rank Spoilers

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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I've joined the dark side.

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!norris

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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!dadjoke

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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

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!norris

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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!cat

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!dog

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!rank spoilers

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@random mulch, you joined Spoilers.

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!dog

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!dog

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!dog

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!roll 3

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@charred geode You rolled 3, 4, 6

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!roll 3

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!roll 3

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@charred geode You rolled 3, 4, 5

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!roll 123949

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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 6, 5, 4, 2

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!dog

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!dog

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Looking for a doggo...

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just find a hecking conker already JESUS

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you left Spoilers.

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Indeed

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Indeed!

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Be nice to VEGA

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!dog

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!norris

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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!cat

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!dog

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!dog

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!norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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!norris

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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!cat

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!cat

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!norris

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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

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!cat

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how lovely.

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!dog

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!cat

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!cat

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when VEGAs not opening portals, theyre finding cute cats

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!rank spoilers

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!dadjoke

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Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

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!cat

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!cat

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@dim monolith, you joined Spoilers.

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@split matrix, you joined Spoilers.

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!avatar @cerulean girder

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!avatar @charred geode

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I found you Bob

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!putin

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!avatar @cerulean girder

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!dog

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!dog

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!norris

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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!avatar

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!avatar @crystal onyx

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!avatar

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!roll 5

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@cerulean girder You rolled 4, 4, 1, 5, 4

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!dadjoke

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Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

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!dadjoke

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I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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What

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

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!dadjoke

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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.

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lookin' sharp Paul

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he can buy me love any time

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!cat

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!avatar @maiden drum

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!doomslayer

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@cerulean harness, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

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!avatar

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@mint cargo, you joined Spoilers.

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!doomslayer

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!avatar

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!rank spoilers

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@heavy briar, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

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!dadjoke

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This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

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!rank Spoiler

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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@toxic pelican, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

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that one sucked

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!rank Spoilers

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@rough hamlet, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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s t o p

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!rank Spoilers

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@charred raptor, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

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!dadjoke

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Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!dog

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!rank Spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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!rank Spoilers

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@gleaming cove, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

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!rps Papers, please

noble perchBOT
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You chose Papers,. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps rоck

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You chose Rоck. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps scissоrs

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You chose Scissоrs. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

limpid lotus
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Watch and learn!
!rpc scissors

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!rps pаper

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You chose Pаper. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!roll 1

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@cerulean girder You rolled 1

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!roll 3

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@charred geode You rolled 6, 2, 3

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!dadjoke

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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

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Vega are you the father?

charred stump
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Wait that’s actually really funny

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

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!dadjoke

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

charred stump
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!dadjoke

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!

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!dadjoke

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What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

charred stump
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!dadjoke

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What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

charred stump
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!dadjoke

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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

pine cypress
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!dadjoke

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.

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!dadjoke

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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

wintry sun
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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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!help

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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

flat hinge
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!dadjoke

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Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

unreal hill
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!dadjoke

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My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

unreal hill
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!roll 3

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@unreal hill You rolled 2, 6, 1

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

unreal hill
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

unreal hill
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!dog

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!cat

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!avatar

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Expired Cacodemon#7050
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!rank Spoilers

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@unreal hill, you joined Spoilers.

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!avatar

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!avatar

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!dog

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best bot

proper arch
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!avatar

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The Meme Machine#2905
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proper arch
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Thank you VEGA

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!norris

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

gaunt osprey
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!rank Spoilers

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@gaunt osprey, you joined Spoilers.

weak mulch
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!rank Spoilers

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@weak mulch, you joined Spoilers.

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!norris

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

charred wave
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!bunny

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!rank Spoliers

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!rank Spoilers

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@agile cobalt, you joined Spoilers.

rain void
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!rank Spoilers

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@rain void, you joined Spoilers.

desert dome
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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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@noble perch hi