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true hearth
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!itunes

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !itunes

Description: Get info on a song.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !itunes [song name]
Example: !itunes Perfect Duet

true hearth
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!itunes BFG Division

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!commands

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!ranks

drowsy mauve
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!cat

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drowsy mauve
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!cat

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sinful obsidian
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!cat

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sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
drowsy ore
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Pls cat

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!cat

noble perchBOT
drowsy ore
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Kinda um.. ;-; !cat

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
blazing pasture
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!dog

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blazing pasture
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!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

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sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

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sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
rain ocean
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@rain ocean, you joined Spoilers.

devout jay
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!dog

noble perchBOT
maiden drum
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Yup that’s a dog

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
obtuse seal
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
noble perchBOT
noble perchBOT
long halo
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!cat

noble perchBOT
fluid karma
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

fluid karma
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Incredible

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

rapid hamlet
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!rabbit

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you left Spoilers.

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
rapid hamlet
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!cat

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rapid hamlet
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

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muted ridge
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@muted ridge, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
maiden drum
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!doggo

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sinful obsidian
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 2, 6, 6

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
wild bear
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!roll 3

whole karma
quasi thistle
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
blazing pasture
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
wise wharf
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!help

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!cat

noble perchBOT
charred geode
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!birb

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

obtuse seal
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!roll 7

noble perchBOT
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@obtuse seal You rolled 5, 2, 5, 5, 6

obtuse seal
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!roll 1000

noble perchBOT
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@obtuse seal You rolled 2, 1, 2, 4, 3

rich aspen
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!dog

noble perchBOT
wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 1, 5, 1

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 6, 4, 6

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!help

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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!NORRIS

noble perchBOT
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

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sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
long spindle
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

cold python
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cold python, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
azure panther
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
lofty quiver
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!bunny

clear sage
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@clear sage, you joined Spoilers.

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 1, 1, 3

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 6, 3

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 4, 2, 5

charred geode
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!roll 3

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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 5, 1

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 1, 1, 6

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

bitter badge
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!roll 5

noble perchBOT
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@bitter badge You rolled 4, 4, 2, 3, 5

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 5, 6, 2

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 4, 4, 2

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 3, 4

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 6, 4, 5

onyx oasis
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!cat

noble perchBOT
onyx oasis
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!dog

noble perchBOT
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Looking for a doggo...

onyx oasis
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!meme

mint vector
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@mint vector, you joined Spoilers.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

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quaint sonnet
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!dog

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regal lion
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@regal lion, you joined Spoilers.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!help

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!bird

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
wise wharf
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!cat

noble perchBOT
fluid karma
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

cerulean girder
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!dog

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!camel

gusty minnow
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!my mom

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:O, he doesn't know my mom! :O

rose tide
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@rose tide, you joined Spoilers.

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 5, 2, 1

bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 5, 1, 2

cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
ornate meteor
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@ornate meteor, you joined Spoilers.

slate fox
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!rps diabetes’s
Edit: hmmmmmmmm

noble perchBOT
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You chose Diabetes’s. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sinful obsidian
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!rps gun

noble perchBOT
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You chose Gun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

dull basin
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

steady bolt
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!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
thick jasper
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!rank spoilers

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@thick jasper, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
fluid karma
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
spiral current
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!cat

noble perchBOT
spiral current
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@spiral current, you joined Spoilers.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!rabbit

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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

cerulean girder
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!rank Mystic

noble perchBOT
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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

golden compass
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
noble perchBOT
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@turbid needle, you joined Spoilers.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

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ashen sundial
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

ashen sundial
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!pug

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cerulean girder
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aww

bitter badge
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!cat

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bitter badge
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!cat

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lilac swift
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!rank spoilers

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@lilac swift, you joined Spoilers.

long spindle
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!birb

willow folio
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!bunny

astral crescent
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!rank spoiler

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

astral crescent
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!rank spoilers

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@astral crescent, you joined Spoilers.

astral crescent
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!help

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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
verbal wigeon
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
shut marsh
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

south musk
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!cat

noble perchBOT
obsidian escarp
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

copper bolt
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@copper bolt, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!pug

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

smoky yoke
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!cat

noble perchBOT
strong yacht
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!dog

noble perchBOT
strong yacht
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Awwwwww🥰

copper bolt
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!garfield

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
strong yacht
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Cute 💖

obtuse seal
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!cat

noble perchBOT
copper bolt
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!cat

noble perchBOT
prisma owl
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@prisma owl, you joined Spoilers.

tacit garden
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

tacit garden
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

obtuse snow
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

obtuse snow
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!rank online

noble perchBOT
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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

jade sand
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!commands

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!help

cerulean girder
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!dog

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

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bitter badge
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!cat

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rapid hamlet
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!dog

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!dog

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sinful obsidian
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!cat

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grizzled tusk
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!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
grizzled tusk
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!dumb

sinful obsidian
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!same

static crown
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@static crown, you joined Spoilers.

static crown
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@static crown, you left Spoilers.

patent sedge
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!rank spoilers

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@patent sedge, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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ow i have cat at home

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

noble perchBOT
upbeat idol
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!dog

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!uwu

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!evilbastard

noble perchBOT
upbeat idol
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!dog

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upbeat idol
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!dog

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upbeat idol
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!cats

cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
fluid karma
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

cerulean girder
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!dog

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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he looks sad, give him some pets

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!dog

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

gray finch
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!fucking slowmode

keen mist
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!goat

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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter warren
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
fast fulcrum
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@fast fulcrum, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!bird

cerulean girder
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!rank

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

scarlet cradle
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@scarlet cradle, you joined Spoilers.

rain whale
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!rule34 doom

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hi

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
tidal lagoon
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!help

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!rps

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

tidal lagoon
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

tidal lagoon
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.

dark skiff
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!cat

noble perchBOT
noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!dog

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
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!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
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!glorykill

upbeat surge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
upbeat surge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
supple flower
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!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

scarlet oyster
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!meme

deft tartan
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@deft tartan, you joined Spoilers.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!joke

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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Hmm

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
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!cat

noble perchBOT
rustic wedge
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!help

#

?norris

cedar root
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!cat

noble perchBOT
strong yacht
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
modest spear
#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
#

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

rustic wedge
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

scarlet oyster
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
granite dust
#

Is the portal ready

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
upper peak
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!duck

sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

modest spear
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

modest spear
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
rustic wedge
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

keen mist
#

!yourmom

#

!zonkey

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

half siren
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

half siren
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

modest spear
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

valid galleon
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Indeed

noble perchBOT
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Indeed!

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
timber badger
#

!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@timber badger, you joined Spoilers.

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

silver zodiac
#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

tall shale
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

tropic fractal
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!norris

noble perchBOT
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

finite owl
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@finite owl, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

cerulean girder
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!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

molten pivot
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@molten pivot, you joined Spoilers.

upbeat idol
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!dog

noble perchBOT
upbeat idol
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!norris

noble perchBOT
#

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

upbeat idol
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

strong yacht
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!dog

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

upbeat idol
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!dog

noble perchBOT
upbeat idol
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!dog

noble perchBOT
upbeat idol
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!puppy

scarlet oyster
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!rank Mystic

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

scarlet oyster
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!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

modest spear
#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
#

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

scarlet oyster
#

!doom

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?help

rustic wedge
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
slim sand
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!dog

noble perchBOT
empty brook
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!cat

noble perchBOT
empty brook
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

worn glade
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@worn glade, you joined Spoilers.

worn glade
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
indigo elbow
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@indigo elbow, you joined Spoilers.

bitter badge
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
sly pond
#

Indeed

noble perchBOT
#

Indeed!

fading agate
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!dog

noble perchBOT
#

Looking for a doggo...

cedar root
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!cat

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
late tapir
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!help

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
#

I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

late tapir
#

!pug

noble perchBOT
late tapir
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@late tapir, you joined Spoilers.

noble perchBOT
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@oblique epoch, you joined Spoilers.

spiral matrix
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@spiral matrix, you joined Spoilers.

obtuse seal
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!rps dog

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Dog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps house

noble perchBOT
#

You chose House. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

scarlet oyster
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

upbeat idol
#

!corgi

cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

sly pond
#

!Rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

sly pond
#

Indeed

noble perchBOT
#

Indeed!

cerulean girder
#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

sinful obsidian
#

indeed

noble perchBOT
#

Indeed!

sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
#

!rps Doom

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Doom. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

scarlet oyster
#

!rps Scissors

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

scarlet oyster
#

!rps Cat

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Cat. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

scarlet oyster
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!cat

noble perchBOT
vocal swallow
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean basin
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!dog

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!ferret

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!ferret

timid plinth
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
delicate parcel
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
obtuse seal
#

!rps dog

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Dog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

modest spear
#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

modest spear
#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

scarlet oyster
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

modest spear
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!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

odd condor
#

!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@odd condor, you joined Spoilers.

fleet python
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@fleet python, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

bronze saddle
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!rank spoiler

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

bronze saddle
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@bronze saddle, you joined Spoilers.

upbeat idol
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!dog

noble perchBOT
noble perchBOT
#

Indeed!

hallow citrus
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!dog

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
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!cat

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
#

!elephant

#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

hallow citrus
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!rome

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!help

upbeat idol
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
upbeat idol
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

modest spear
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

edgy flax
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

scarlet oyster
#

!rank slayer

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

scarlet oyster
#

!rank list

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

scarlet oyster
#

!team

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

hallow citrus
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
scarlet oyster
#

!pug

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!pug

noble perchBOT
regal shard
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
obtuse seal
#

!rps dog

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Dog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

obtuse seal
#

!rps dog

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Dog. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

obtuse seal
#

Foul play

neat stump
#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

outer night
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!rps papper

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Papper. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps nothing

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Nothing. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

outer night
#

no , rock only win on posers

cerulean girder
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!rps rоck

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Rоck. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

outer night
#
        • you fake vega
maiden wave
#

not fair

cerulean girder
#

!rps scissоrs

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Scissоrs. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

#

You chose Volcan. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
#

!rps pаper

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Pаper. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

maiden wave
#

you have to choose at the same time vega

cerulean girder
#

!rps scissоrs

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Scissоrs. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps rоck

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Rоck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

outer night
#

!prs death star

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!rps death star

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Death. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

outer night
#

so * * * * * * * metal

next pewter
#

!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@next pewter, you joined Spoilers.

maiden wave
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@maiden wave, you joined Spoilers.

bitter badge
#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
#

!rps pаper

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Pаper. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

hasty jewel
#

!rps gun

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Gun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

hasty jewel
#

!rps BFG9000

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

hasty jewel
#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

hasty jewel
#

!help

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Giant. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hallow citrus
#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

strong yacht
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
weary tree
#

!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@weary tree, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!Dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
reef sentinel
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@reef sentinel, you joined Spoilers.

true flume
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@true flume, you joined Spoilers.

magic spear
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
magic spear
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!cat

covert pasture
#

!doggo

noble perchBOT
magic spear
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!dog

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
rustic wedge
#

!norris

noble perchBOT
#

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

long halo
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
unique spire
#

Aww

cerulean girder
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

celest tendon
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@celest tendon, you joined Spoilers.

hallow citrus
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!dog

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
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!cat

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
hallow citrus
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
worn urchin
#

!rank spoiler

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

worn urchin
#

!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@worn urchin, you joined Spoilers.

sinful obsidian
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
patent sedge
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
ornate herald
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!cat

noble perchBOT
hushed lily
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!avatar 666764290245787648

noble perchBOT
#
fluffy boi#5808
Avatar
maiden drum
#

Hey that’s me

hushed lily
#

Not even showing it for me

maiden drum
#

!avatar 666764290245787648

noble perchBOT
#
fluffy boi#5808
Avatar
cerulean girder
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
#

That's not a cat XD

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

cerulean girder
#

Lol

ocean rampart
#

!death

sinful obsidian
#

!kid shooting a blow dart at a cat

noble perchBOT
acoustic gull
#

!rankspoilers

#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@acoustic gull, you joined Spoilers.

acoustic gull
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!dog

noble perchBOT
obsidian garden
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!raccoon

acoustic gull
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!gas mask

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!gasmask

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!bird

sinful obsidian
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!cat

noble perchBOT
acoustic gull
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!bun

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!bug

#

!dog

noble perchBOT
outer grotto
#

!mancubus

acoustic gull
#

!revenant

maiden drum
#

!Threetoedmountaingoat

acoustic gull
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
modest spear
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
bitter badge
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
junior isle
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@junior isle, you joined Spoilers.

lapis lion
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@lapis lion, you joined Spoilers.

lapis lion
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!hamster

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!dog

noble perchBOT