vega-playground

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 3, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Biz Markie

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Masta Ace

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 5, 1

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 3, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Public Enemy

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 2, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 1, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Big Daddy Kane

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 1, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 3, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slick Rick

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 3, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Snoop Dogg

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 5, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Daisy

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 6, 2, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 50 Cent

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 5, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Eminem

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 5, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Marshall Mathers

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 4, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slim Shady

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 2, 1

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 4, 1

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 4, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Will Smith

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 3, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Ronnie James Dio

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 2, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Black Sabbath

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 1, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 1, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for big pants

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 3, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slipknot

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 2, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Vega if you have big pp you'll give me 6 6 6

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 6, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 4, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slipknot is garbage and ass

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 5, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 1, 1

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Sometimes I feel like one of the mods made 6 6 6 unattainable

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 4, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Nate Dogg

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 6, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 2, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 System of a Down

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 2, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 5, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Metallica

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 3, 3

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Hideo Kojima is a great director

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slayer

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 5, 5

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 I want your stupid love

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 James Hetfield

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 3, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Lars Ulrich

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 5, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Sabaton is good

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 2, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Powerwolf is better

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 3, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Alestorm

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 1, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Rammstein

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 6, 3, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 OutKast

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 4, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Queen

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 5, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Men At Work

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 5, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Yes

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 6, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Blur

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 America

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 1, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 a-ha

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 5, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Tears for Fear

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 6, 3

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

[ornate shard]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for pizza

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 1, 3

[ornate shard]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slayer

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 5, 3

[reef apex]

!rank spoiler

[noble perch]

That rank doesn't exist.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 1, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 2, 1

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 3, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 5

[steel dagger]

!help

[hushed lily]

@steel dagger What do you need help with?

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 4, 3, 4

[rich pelican]

!roll 9

[noble perch]

@rich pelican You rolled 1, 1, 2, 3, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 6, 4

[steel dagger]

@hushed lily I only wanted to test the command lol

[hushed lily]

Okie dokie artichokey

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 3, 2, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 4

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 1, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 6

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 4, 2

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 2, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 6, 4

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 4, 3

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 2, 3

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 6, 4, 5

[tulip cedar]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@tulip cedar, you joined Spoilers.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 4, 6

[robust hemlock]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@robust hemlock, you joined Spoilers.

[digital spade]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@digital spade, you joined Spoilers.

[digital spade]

Hello, i am VEGA the sentient intelligence assigned to Mars.

[opal coral]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@opal coral You rolled 3, 5, 2

[opal coral]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@opal coral You rolled 2, 1, 1

[agile finch]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@agile finch, you joined Spoilers.

[gloomy wagon]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@gloomy wagon, you joined Spoilers.

[heady valley]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@heady valley, you joined Spoilers.

[runic sierra]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@runic sierra, you joined Spoilers.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 1

[silent void]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@silent void, you joined Spoilers.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 4, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 4, 3

[hushed lily]

Monitor of installation 04

[midnight python]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@midnight python, you joined Spoilers.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 6, 1

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 3, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 6, 2

[cerulean girder]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

[autumn plover]

!roll 4

[noble perch]

@autumn plover You rolled 6, 3, 2, 4

[rough mason]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

[haughty rock]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 6, 1

[earnest ice]

!joke

[noble perch]

Error 404: Humor module not found!

[earnest ice]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 5, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 3, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 6, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 2, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 5, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 3

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 5, 1

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

How many seconds are in a year?
12.
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

[zinc flax]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@zinc flax, you joined Spoilers.

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

[charred grove]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@charred grove, you joined Spoilers.

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.

Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.

Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 4, 6

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 4, 3, 4

[candid cairn]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@candid cairn, you joined Spoilers.

[cerulean girder]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 1, 4

[cerulean girder]

!rank

[noble perch]

**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

[cerulean girder]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder You rolled 4, 6, 5

[lament elk]

!rank

[noble perch]

**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

[versed wadi]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[left nest]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

[left nest]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

[left nest]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong...

[storm cedar]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

[plush trout]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

[cerulean girder]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 2, 5, 2

[cerulean girder]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 1

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 1, 3

[cerulean girder]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[maiden drum]

!bird

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 3, 6, 1

[maiden drum]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@maiden drum You rolled 6, 6, 6

[maiden drum]

Holy shit
I did it

Me not graham not bacon not bob or anyone else me

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 2, 4, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 6, 1

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 2, 2

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 5, 1

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 3, 3, 5

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 6, 3

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 4, 3

[charred geode]

!roll 3 dammit vega is it cuz u like fluffy doggos instead of baby goats?

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 1, 1

[rain raft]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@rain raft, you joined Spoilers.

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 6, 6, 2

[maiden drum]

I guess he likes fluffy doggos

[finite edge]

!roll 666

[noble perch]

@finite edge You rolled 1, 1, 5, 6, 2

[charred geode]

!roll 3 lol he literally gave me 111 and threw me hard under the bus

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 3, 3, 6

[vagrant mountain]

wait my favorite command i see above.

!bird

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 2, 1, 2

[versed yoke]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@versed yoke, you joined Spoilers.

[fathom briar]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@fathom briar, you joined Spoilers.

[steep fog]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@steep fog, you joined Spoilers.

[cerulean girder]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[plush trout]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[cerulean girder]

!dog

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cerulean girder]

!cat

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!frog

[cerulean girder]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

[last relic]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@last relic, you joined Spoilers.

[short folio]

!bird

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[wild jacinth]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@wild jacinth, you joined Spoilers.

[wild jacinth]

!penguin

[thin sluice]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@thin sluice, you joined Spoilers.

[pseudo gyro]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Can February march? No, but April may.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 1

[maiden drum]

!cat

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 2, 6

[crystal axle]

!roll 100

[noble perch]

@crystal axle You rolled 4, 1, 5, 2, 5

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 3, 5

[open prism]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@open prism You rolled 3, 2, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 don't you start dml

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 4, 6

[open prism]

!roll 3 Give Graham 666 or we will shut you down VEGA

[noble perch]

@open prism You rolled 3, 4, 2

[grim sorrel]

!roll 3 (thia is the one guys)

[noble perch]

@grim sorrel You rolled 2, 3, 6

[grim sorrel]

!roll 3 cmon!

[noble perch]

@grim sorrel You rolled 3, 3, 1

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for dml eating seven hotdogs at once

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 1

[cerulean girder]

!dog

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[maiden drum]

!doggo

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 6

[storm cedar]

!dog

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 5, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 6, 2

[charred geode]

!roll 3 if I see 661 one more freaking time

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 6, 6, 1

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 1

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 2, 4

[warm totem]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 3, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 1

[unkempt gale]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@unkempt gale, you joined Spoilers.

[turbid moth]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@turbid moth, you joined Spoilers.

[pseudo vessel]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@pseudo vessel, you joined Spoilers.

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 6, 2

[visual girder]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@visual girder, you joined Spoilers.

[maiden drum]

!bird

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[maiden drum]

!doggo

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[tired stag]

!doggo

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[tired stag]

!cat

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

[copper sonnet]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@copper sonnet, you joined Spoilers.

[thorny crater]

!rank spoiler

[noble perch]

That rank doesn't exist.

[thorny crater]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@thorny crater, you joined Spoilers.

[cedar dragon]

!snake

[vagrant mountain]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[broken laurel]

!rankspoilers

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@broken laurel, you joined Spoilers.

[cerulean girder]

!rank

[noble perch]

**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

[modest spear]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

I used to work for an origami company but they folded.

[maiden drum]

!doggo

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 4, 1, 4

[hushed lily]

Roll 3

!rill 3

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 2, 1

[charred geode]

!roll 3 XDD 3 tries

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 3, 3, 4

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 5, 1

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 6, 3

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

[cerulean girder]

!help

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 3, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[cerulean girder]

!roll 100

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 1, 6, 2, 2

[pliant niche]

!snake

!doggo

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[pliant niche]

!doggo

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fathom briar]

!rank

[noble perch]

**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

[maiden drum]

!rank

[noble perch]

**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

[prisma snow]

!doggo

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cerulean girder]

!funny

[storm cedar]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@storm cedar, you joined Spoilers.

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cerulean girder]

!doggo

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 2, 5, 3

[worldly ether]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@worldly ether, you joined Spoilers.

[worthy nimbus]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@worthy nimbus, you joined Spoilers.

[analog field]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@analog field, you joined Spoilers.

[hushed lily]

!Roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 6, 1

[peak thorn]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@peak thorn, you joined Spoilers.

[peak thorn]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@peak thorn, you left Spoilers.

[peak thorn]

!Roll 3

[noble perch]

@peak thorn You rolled 2, 5, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 5

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 1, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 5, 4

[sterile pumice]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@sterile pumice, you joined Spoilers.

[rough mason]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

[rough mason]

!rps rock

[noble perch]

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[rough mason]

!rps paper

[noble perch]

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[rough mason]

!rps rock

[noble perch]

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[ruby hinge]

!bird

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 3, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 5, 6

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 3, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 It's Time

!roll 3 Metallica

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 3, 3

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Vega give me good numbers

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 6, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slipknot

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 2, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 6, 4, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 6, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 4, 1, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 James Hetfield

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 4, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 3, 3

[hushed lily]

VEGA NO

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Lars Ulrich

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 6, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3 I find it hilarious that Graham has gotten every triple digit under the sun EXCEPT the one he wants

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 4, 2, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 2, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for Alestorm's new album and sick merch that I'm gonna get when I get paid

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 1, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3 has anyone ever actually gotten 6 6 6?

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 3, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 4, 3, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Kirk Hammett

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 5, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 5

[hushed lily]

VEGAGGSG

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 5, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Robert Trujillo

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 6, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for diabetes

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 1, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Gojira

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 3, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for backflip

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Joseph Andrew Duplantier

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 3, 3

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Graham what will you do if you get 6 6 6

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 5, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Doot

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 1, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Christian Andreu

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 5, 3

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 6, 4, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 5, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Jean-Michel Labadie

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 5, 3

[broken laurel]

!roll3 doot

[olive lily]

!roll 3 pp up

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 2, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Mario Duplantier

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 4, 2

[broken laurel]

!roll 3 big doot pp

[noble perch]

@broken laurel You rolled 2, 2, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Gojira failed me, so sad.

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 2, 4

[broken laurel]

!roll 3 crusade?

[noble perch]

@broken laurel You rolled 1, 4, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Mastodon is better

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 3, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slayer

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 6, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 3, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Gary Holt

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 5, 5

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 6, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 ENTER THE GATES

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Tom Araya

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 1, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 6, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Vega I shall read the Satanic Bible from start to finish if you give me what I want

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 4, 2, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 3, 1

[broken laurel]

!roll 3 In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.
He chose the path of perpetual torment.
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace.
And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...
The Doom Slayer.

[noble perch]

@broken laurel You rolled 2, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Kerry King

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 4, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 THROUGH THE NAZI LINES

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 5, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 PRIMO VICTORIA

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 2

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Prepare for nuclear attack

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 4, 3, 1

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 ON THE 6TH OF JUNE

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 6, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Paul Bostaph

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 5, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 1, 2

[broken laurel]

!roll 3 ight ima go to to #563035763738935296

[noble perch]

@broken laurel You rolled 5, 1, 1

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE 1944

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 D-DAY UPON US

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 3, 4

[hushed lily]

!Roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Slayer failed, I'm not surprised

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 4, 1

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 6, 3, 5

[broken laurel]

!roll 3 have fun golden

[noble perch]

@broken laurel You rolled 4, 6, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Angel of Death

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 6, 5

[olive lily]

!roll Serpent, of, light, movement, of the soul

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 5, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Disciple

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 2, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Vega gib 6 pls

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 2, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 World painted blood

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 4, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Cult

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 6, 4

[olive lily]

!roll 3 I'll be your roundabout VEGA

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 2, 3, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 4, 2, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Dead Skin

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 6, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 5, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 with the power of Gojira, I'm not going get it

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 3, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3 VEGA do you like Mastodon

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 6, 2, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Clone

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 5, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Czar or Last Baron?

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 4, 5, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Lizard Skin

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 1, 6

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Yeah I'm a Czar guy too

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 1, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Satan is a Lawyer

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 3, 1

[olive lily]

!roll 3 I also do like the Hunter album a lot even for how looked down upon it is.

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 3, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Would anyone like to play in a custom modded Minecraft server

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 1, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 04

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 4, 1

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Do you like Fallout VEGA

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 4, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Blow me Away you (Niverse)

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 5, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 New Vegas is definitely great

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 1, 3, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 5988 Trillion de tonnes

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 1

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Military marches are my guilty pleasure

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 3, 5, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Deliverance

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 1, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Argonnerwald is lovely to listen to

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Space Time

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 2, 3

[olive lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 5, 6, 5

[olive lily]

!roll 3 Imagine all the memes I could make if I just get 6 6 6

[noble perch]

@olive lily You rolled 6, 6, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 On the B.O.T.A

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 5, 5

[olive lily]

@hushed lily I am the chosen one

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Rise

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 3, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Fire is Everything

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 1, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Love

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 1990 Quadrillions De Tonnes aka Scream song

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 4, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 6, 6, 6

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 6, 4

[hushed lily]

Fuck off Vega

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 In the Forest

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 1, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Clone (Live 2006)

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 6, 2

[olive lily]

I am the messiah

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Love (Live 2006)

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 5, 6

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for Poland

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 1, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Space Time (Live 2006)

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 4, 1

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 5, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 next album, but I don't like The Link, but I gotta do it

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 I'll buy a Nintendo Switch with Doom Eternal if I get 666

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 6, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Link

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 2, 1

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for bobs

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Death of Me

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 4, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Connected

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 2, 5

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for apple on a salad

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Remembrance

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Torii

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 5, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Indians

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Embrace the World

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 2, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Inward Movement

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 2, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Over the Flows

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 5, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Wisdom Comes

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 6, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Dawn

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 3, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Off to the next album, From Mars to Sirius

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 1, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Ocean Planet

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Back-Fucking-Bone

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 3, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 From the Sky

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 2, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Unicorn

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 1, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Where Dragons Dwell

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 3, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 2, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Flying Whales

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 1, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 In the Wilderness

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 3, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 World to Come (my personal favorite)

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 From Mars

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 5, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 To Sirius

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 6, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Global Warming

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 5, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 next album, The Way of The Flesh

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 5, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Oroborus

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 3, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 6, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Toxic Garbage Island

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 4, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 A Sight to Behold

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 1, 2

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Yama's Messengers

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 5, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Sliver Cord

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 2, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 4, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 All the Tears

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 1, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Adoration for None

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 1, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Art of Dying

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 2, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 But the breakdown is hard doe

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 2, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Esoteric Surgery

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 5, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Vacuity

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 5, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Wolf down the Earth

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 6, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Way of All Flesh

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 1, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 oh crap there's only two albums left

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 6, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Well time for Le'fant Sauvage (Special Edition)

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 1, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Explosia

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 2, 6

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 L'enfant Sauvage

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 4, 4, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Axe

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 2, 3, 1

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Liquid Fire

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 5, 3, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Wild Healer

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 3, 4

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Planned Obsolescence

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 6, 3

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Mouth of Kala (My personal favorite)

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 2, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 The Gift of Guilt

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Pain is a Master

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 3, 6, 5

[ornate shard]

!roll 3 Born in Winter

[noble perch]

@ornate shard You rolled 6, 6, 6

[cerulean girder]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 4, 4

[cerulean girder]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 3, 2

[cerulean girder]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 4, 4

[grim sorrel]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@grim sorrel You rolled 1, 4, 5

[maiden drum]

Imagine not already rolling 666

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 2, 6

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 3, 3, 2

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 4, 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 me hole

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 3, 4

[charred geode]

!roll damn u vega

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 2

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 2

[olive lily]

I am so proud that I rolled 6 6 6 before

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 3, 1

[civic flicker]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@civic flicker You rolled 2, 1, 6

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 5, 2, 6

[civic flicker]

!roll

[noble perch]

**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

[civic flicker]

!roll d00 5

[noble perch]

@civic flicker You rolled 37%, 49%, 36%, 98%, 75%

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 6, 5, 2

[silver acorn]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@silver acorn You rolled 1, 5, 4

[fathom summit]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@fathom summit You rolled 5, 1, 3

[hushed lily]

!roll 3 for my feet hurting

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 6, 4, 5

[fathom summit]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@fathom summit You rolled 2, 6, 3

[carmine owl]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@carmine owl You rolled 3, 3, 6

[fathom summit]

!roll 3 give me funny number

[noble perch]

@fathom summit You rolled 4, 1, 4

[hushed lily]

!roll hehe 69

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5

[fathom summit]

!roll 2 yes haha 69 yes

[noble perch]

@fathom summit You rolled 2, 5

[hushed lily]

!roll d00 69 pls

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 87%, 34%, 17%, 76%, 49%

[fathom summit]

!roll d00 m

[noble perch]

@fathom summit You rolled 82%

[hushed lily]

!roll d00 Gimme dat fun-E sex number

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 79%

[hushed lily]

!roll d00 Gimme dat T32

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 85%

[hushed lily]

Bruh. not the KV-85

!roll d00 for 100

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 11%

[hushed lily]

!ping

[noble perch]

Pong! 122ms

[left nest]

!badjoke

[noble perch]

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

[left nest]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

[left nest]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

[left nest]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[versed wadi]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[maiden drum]

!ping

[noble perch]

Pong! 5084ms

[hushed lily]

Flipping heck

!ping

[noble perch]

Pong! 103ms

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 3, 3

[left nest]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[craggy cairn]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[vestal flame]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@vestal flame, you joined Spoilers.

[cerulean girder]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

[grim sorrel]

!roll 2

[noble perch]

@grim sorrel You rolled 1, 1

[grim sorrel]

!roll 2 (its gonna be 69)

[noble perch]

@grim sorrel You rolled 1, 3

[robust hemlock]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@robust hemlock, you left Spoilers.

[rigid dragon]

!dog

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 1, 5, 6

[light bough]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[fathom summit]

!cat

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[fathom summit]

!cat

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[ornate shard]

!dog

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[ornate shard]

!bunny

[craggy cairn]

!squirrel

[low trout]

!roll 2

[noble perch]

@low trout You rolled 6, 1

[low trout]

!dog

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[grim sorrel]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@grim sorrel You rolled 5, 6, 4

[cerulean girder]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@cerulean girder You rolled 6, 2, 1

[cunning nacelle]

!rank Spoilers

[noble perch]

@cunning nacelle, you joined Spoilers.

[autumn plover]

!birb

[noble perch]

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

[cerulean girder]

!cat

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[frank saddle]

!rank spoilers

[noble perch]

@frank saddle, you joined Spoilers.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 5

[haughty rock]

!dadjoke

[noble perch]

My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That's sage advice.

[hushed lily]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 3

[split wasp]

!cat

[noble perch]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[charred geode]

!roll 3

[noble perch]

@charred geode You rolled 6, 5, 4