#vega-playground
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!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 4, 6, 1
!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 3
!dadjoke
Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"
!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 4, 6, 3
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 2, 3, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 1
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 2, 4, 6
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 4, 6
!dadjoke
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 2, 2, 3
!dadjoke
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
tbh what makes that funny is "eyes" being in plural form implies that it was spelled fiish originally
Thank you Vega very cool
!dadjoke
The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 5, 3, 1
!dadjoke
Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.
!dadjoke
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
!dad joke
!roll 3
@wild bear You rolled 3, 4, 4
!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 1, 1, 5
!roll 3
@wild bear You rolled 4, 5, 4
!dadjoke
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 4, 2, 4
!rank Spoilers
@calm prism, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@lavish hedge, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@spice basin, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@ocean hill, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@torn briar, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 1
!rank spoilers
@nocturne condor, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 5
@echo harness You rolled 3, 1, 5, 3, 1
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 5, 3
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@stoic shuttle, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 6, 6, 1
!roll 3
@green whale You rolled 1, 2, 3
Huh. Do i get one per day? Or how does this work?
!roll 3
@ornate shard You rolled 1, 1, 3
!roll 3
@green whale You rolled 6, 4, 3
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 6, 5, 1
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@green whale You rolled 2, 2, 5
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@wild bear You rolled 2, 1, 1
!badjoke
Can February march? No, but April may.
That's quite decent actually
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 4
$roll 3
!rank Spoilers
@rare dirge, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
!pug
!dog
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 2, 5, 2
!badjoke
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
!doggo
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 1, 3, 2
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 1, 2, 6
!rank Spoilers
@ebon fox, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@drifting dock, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 1, 5, 4
!rank Spoilers
@fallow heath, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 2
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
!badjoke
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
!dadjoke
You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.
!dadjoke
I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind
@quartz tinsel, you joined Spoilers.
@still schooner, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
!dog
!dadjoke
What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.
!rank spoilers
@hazy kettle, you left Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@hazy kettle, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 4
!roll 4
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 2, 4
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 5
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 4, 4
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 4, 5
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!dog
!snake
Found one!
!birb
!rank Spoilers
@fair island, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
!rank Spoilers
@fair island, you left Spoilers.
Oof joined that chat by accident
!dadjoke
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
!dadjoke
What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!
!dog
!cat
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!roll 3
@green whale You rolled 5, 6, 2
!roll 2
@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 1
!dadjoke
Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
!snek
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 4, 2
!roll 0
@radiant orbit You rolled
!roll 3
@lament elk You rolled 4, 2, 2
!dadjoke
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
!doggo
!dadjoke
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 6
!help
!dadjoke
When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!
!rank Spoilers
@shy wasp, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
!rank Spoilers
@neon bluff, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.
!hampster
!roll 3
@wild bear You rolled 3, 1, 1
!dadjoke
What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
!roll 3
@wild bear You rolled 4, 1, 6
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 4, 6
!dadjoke
My sea sickness comes in waves.
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 6, 5, 4
!dadjoke
A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 2, 6, 2
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 1, 3, 2
!dadjoke
What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
!dadjoke
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
!rank Spoilers
@plush flame, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
!dadjoke
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
!dadjoke
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
!dadjoke
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
!dadjoke
What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!
!dadjoke
I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
!dadjoke
What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 5, 3, 5
!roll 3
@green whale You rolled 3, 5, 4
!roll 3
@green whale You rolled 2, 6, 3
!dadjoke
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
uuuuugh
(Its sorta true from a stereotypical perspective)
!dadjoke
Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 4, 4, 3
!roll 3
@green whale You rolled 3, 1, 5
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 6, 1, 4
!dadjoke
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
!dadjoke
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
!dadjoke
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
!dadjoke
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
!roll 3
@tepid juniper You rolled 5, 4, 4
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 5, 5
!dadjoke
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
!badjoke
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
!dog
!doggo
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 1, 1
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 5
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 2, 3
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 5, 5
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 2, 3
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 3, 1
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Error 404: Humor module not found!
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!dadjoke
What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.
!doggo
!doggo
!doggo
!doggo
!doggo
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 2, 6
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 4, 1
!rank Spoilers
@pure kettle, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.
!dadjoke
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
!dadjoke
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
!dadjoke
What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
!dadjoke
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
!dadjoke
I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong...
!roll 3
@wild bear You rolled 1, 2, 1
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 5, 5
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 6, 2, 2
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 6, 3
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 5, 3
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 3, 2
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 1, 5, 2
!doggo
!killmepls
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@regal ore, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@hollow turret, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.
!dadjoke
I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
!doggo
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 4, 1, 5
!dadjoke
Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.
!doggo
!birb
Found one!
What's this
pog fish
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@lone cave, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@north hinge, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 5
@round chasm You rolled 4, 3, 6, 4, 2
!rank Spoilers
@dense current, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 10
@round chasm You rolled 1, 1, 1, 2, 5
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 6, 6
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 1, 4
!roll 4
@scarlet glen You rolled 3, 6, 2, 2
!roll 3
@scarlet glen You rolled 2, 1, 2
!rank spoilers
@stray veldt, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 5
@maiden drum You rolled 6, 1, 2, 6, 1
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 1, 1, 4
!rank spoilers
@tight vault, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 3, 6, 2
roll
!roll 3
@bronze marlin You rolled 4, 5, 2
!roll 1
@round chasm You rolled 4
!dadjoke
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
!rank spoilers
@river blaze, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@junior hill, you joined Spoilers.
Now u should see the eternal spoiler chat
ooooohhhh wow blew my mind lmao
!dadjoke
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
!rank spoilers
@stark meadow, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@main bobcat, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 4, 1
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 1
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 2, 5
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 2, 6, 6
Noooooooo!
!dadjoke
Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune
!pug
!roll 4
@junior hill You rolled 2, 1, 6, 3
!dadjoke
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!
thou mama'd thy last mia, mortal.
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
!rank spoilers
@summer night, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 2, 3, 1
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 5, 1, 4
!rank spoilers
@exotic snow, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cyan python, you joined Spoilers.
!potato
!dadjoke
I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
!doggo
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@night thunder, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
!cat
Found one!
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 6
!roll 3 gimme 3 6's or dml gets it
!roll 3
!dadjoke
When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 4
!dadjoke
What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.
!dadjoke
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
!dadjoke
I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.
!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 3, 3
!rank spoilers
@marsh quartz, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!doom
!rank Spoilers
@hexed smelt, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
!rank spoilers
@azure cedar, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.
!rank spoilers
@azure cedar, you left Spoilers.
!joke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!rank Spoilers
@wanton marten, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 1
!roll 3
@open prism You rolled 4, 4, 6
!rank Spoilers
@unborn raptor, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3 Don't you try and take this away from me again dml!
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 1
!roll 3 Gotta have some anarchy
@open prism You rolled 6, 6, 5
!roll 3 omg too close
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 6, 4
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 2, 6, 4
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 3, 1
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 6, 3, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 6
!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 6, 5, 1
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!rank
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 6, 5
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 6, 2, 4
!help
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
!roll -1
@crystal axle You rolled
!roll -10
@crystal axle You rolled
!roll 1
@crystal axle You rolled 2
What
How
!roll 3
@zinc pier You rolled 2, 2, 1
!roll 5
@zinc pier You rolled 3, 6, 3, 3, 2
!roll 3 2
@zinc pier You rolled 3, 3, 3
!help
!rank spoiler
That rank doesn't exist.
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 4, 6, 6
!dadjoke
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 5, 4, 4
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 3, 3, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 4, 5
!dadjoke
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 3, 5, 2
!roll 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 4, 2
!dadjoke
Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 2
!rank spoiler
That rank doesn't exist.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 6, 3
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?
!joke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!dadjoke
They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.
!dadjoke
Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.
!dadjoke
People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
!dadjoke
What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 3, 6, 3
!dadjoke
What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 4, 5
! Rank spoilers
!birb
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
Camping is intense.
!dadjoke
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
!pun
!birb
Found one!
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 6, 6, 3
!rank spoilers
@lone hedge, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@keen lodge, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 6
@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 5, 3, 5, 1
!rank spoilers
@shy bolt, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@south arch, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@cunning lion, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@charred geode You rolled 5, 3, 2
@peak beacon, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@fleet turtle, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@keen verge, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 2, 5
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 3, 4
!roll 3 gimme the 666 or dml gets it
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 4, 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 2
!roll 3
@open prism You rolled 1, 5, 1
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 2
Pong! 143ms
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 5, 5
!roll 3
@open prism You rolled 6, 1, 2
!roll 3 If I get 3 6's I'll buy Doom Eternal for a friend
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 5, 1
!roll 3
@open prism You rolled 1, 3, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 2, 3
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 1
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 4, 3, 1
!rank Spoilers
@fleet drum, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 1, 3, 2
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 6, 4, 4
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 4, 2, 1
!rank Spoilers
@proper charm, you joined Spoilers.
!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
!roll 3
@patent geode You rolled 6, 6, 6
!dadjoke
I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@warm totem, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@ivory turtle, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 1, 5
!roll 3
@spice island You rolled 5, 5, 2
!show me cute boys
!avatar
!boys
!a life
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 2
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 1, 4
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 6
!roll 3
!roll 3 for Graham
@open prism You rolled 4, 6, 4
!roll 3 for me
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 2, 1
!roll 3 If I get 666 I'll buy the Primo Victoria on World of Tanks
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 6, 6
!roll 3 Give me 3 6's and I'll kiss a girl
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 5, 3
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 2, 6
!roll 3 give Graham 666 and he'll use the hipster skin
@open prism You rolled 1, 4, 6
!roll 3 I will
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 2, 3
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 1, 4
!roll 3
@open prism You rolled 4, 2, 5
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 1, 4
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 6, 6, 5
@round chasm You rolled 2, 6, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 3, 3
!roll 3
@open prism You rolled 2, 5, 4
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 1, 5, 1
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 3
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 2, 6
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 5, 1, 5
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 6, 1, 1
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 2, 6, 5
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 2, 5, 6
@round chasm You rolled 3, 6, 5
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 1, 5, 5
!dadjoke
I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.
@round chasm You rolled 2
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 4, 2
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 4
!dadjoke
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 3, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 1
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 1
!roll 3 Gimme the 666 and I'll kiss Jimmy on the lips
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 2
!rank Spoilers
@scarlet dagger, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 2
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 5, 3, 1
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 6, 2
!rank Spoilers
@placid sleet, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@tulip arch, you joined Spoilers.
!dog
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 1
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 3, 1, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 1
!roll 3
@olive lily You rolled 5, 4, 4
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 6, 1
!roll 3
@maiden drum You rolled 5, 3, 3
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 4, 6
try rolling 0 that helps
!roll 3
@lapis vessel You rolled 1, 6, 4
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 4, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 4
!roll 3 GIMME 666 OR I WILL SHOOT
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 6
:
!roll 3 gimme 666
@round chasm You rolled 4, 5, 4
!dadjoke
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
!dadjoke
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
!dadjoke
Velcro… What a rip-off.
!dadjoke
My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives
!badjoke
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
!Badjoke
Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.
!roll 3
@silver cedar You rolled 4, 6, 5
!rps
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 3
!rank spoilers
@lofty phoenix, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 6, 6, 5
Fucking again? Are you serious?
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 2
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 1, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 5, 2, 3
mod abuse lmao
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 6, 1
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 2, 6, 1
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 2, 5, 1
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 6, 4, 5
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 2, 2, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 4
!roll 3
@round chasm You rolled 3, 1, 1
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@late smelt, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 6
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 2
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 3, 1, 5
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rps
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 1, 6, 5
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!badjoke
How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water
@dusk belfry, you left Spoilers.
!roll 3
@hushed lily You rolled 4, 2, 5
!rps rock
You chose Roci. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

