#vega-playground

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noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 2, 4, 5

ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 4, 6, 1

ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 1, 4, 3

hushed sluice
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"

ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 4, 6, 3

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 2, 3, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 1

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 2, 4, 6

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 4, 6

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 2, 2, 3

lusty cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

lusty cedar
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tbh what makes that funny is "eyes" being in plural form implies that it was spelled fiish originally

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Thank you Vega very cool

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

lusty cedar
ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 5, 3, 1

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

river vault
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

maiden drum
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!dad joke

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 3, 4, 4

ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 1, 1, 5

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 4, 5, 4

hushed sluice
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 4, 2, 4

calm prism
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@calm prism, you joined Spoilers.

lavish hedge
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@lavish hedge, you joined Spoilers.

spice basin
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@spice basin, you joined Spoilers.

ocean hill
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@ocean hill, you joined Spoilers.

torn briar
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@torn briar, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 1

nocturne condor
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@nocturne condor, you joined Spoilers.

echo harness
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!roll 5

noble perchBOT
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@echo harness You rolled 3, 1, 5, 3, 1

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 5, 3

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
stoic shuttle
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@stoic shuttle, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
winged brook
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what is this emotw

ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 6, 6, 1

green whale
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@green whale You rolled 1, 2, 3

green whale
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Huh. Do i get one per day? Or how does this work?

ornate shard
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@ornate shard You rolled 1, 1, 3

green whale
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@green whale You rolled 6, 4, 3

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 5, 1

crystal axle
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!birb

noble perchBOT
green whale
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@green whale You rolled 2, 2, 5

prisma snow
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!birb

noble perchBOT
wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 2, 1, 1

humble yacht
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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Can February march? No, but April may.

humble yacht
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That's quite decent actually

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 4

maiden drum
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$roll 3

rare dirge
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@rare dirge, you joined Spoilers.

devout jay
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

crystal axle
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!pug

noble perchBOT
maiden drum
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!dog

noble perchBOT
quartz tinsel
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!birb

noble perchBOT
charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 2, 5, 2

rough mason
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

rough mason
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 1, 3, 2

maiden drum
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!birb

noble perchBOT
charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 1, 2, 6

ebon fox
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@ebon fox, you joined Spoilers.

drifting dock
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@drifting dock, you joined Spoilers.

hushed sluice
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 1, 5, 4

fallow heath
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@fallow heath, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 2

prisma snow
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!birb

noble perchBOT
hushed sluice
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

devout jay
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

quartz tinsel
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!spoiler

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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@quartz tinsel, you joined Spoilers.

still schooner
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!spoiler

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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@still schooner, you joined Spoilers.

quartz tinsel
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@quartz tinsel, you left Spoilers.

azure cedar
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!dog

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.

hazy kettle
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@hazy kettle, you left Spoilers.

hazy kettle
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@hazy kettle, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 4

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 2, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 5

prisma snow
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!birb

noble perchBOT
prisma snow
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!birb

noble perchBOT
subtle sedge
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!birb

noble perchBOT
hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 4, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 4, 5

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

dense hawk
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!dog

noble perchBOT
dense hawk
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!snake

noble perchBOT
prisma snow
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!birb

fair island
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@fair island, you joined Spoilers.

round chasm
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

fair island
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@fair island, you left Spoilers.

fair island
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Oof joined that chat by accident

round chasm
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

frail latch
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

frail latch
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!dog

noble perchBOT
frail latch
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!cat

round chasm
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!cat

noble perchBOT
round chasm
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!cat

noble perchBOT
round chasm
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!dog

noble perchBOT
green whale
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@green whale You rolled 5, 6, 2

cerulean girder
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!roll 2

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 1

plush trout
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

alpine cliff
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!snek

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 4, 2

radiant orbit
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!roll 0

noble perchBOT
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@radiant orbit You rolled

lament elk
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@lament elk You rolled 4, 2, 2

lament elk
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

lament elk
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 6

faint pine
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!help

maiden drum
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

shy wasp
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@shy wasp, you joined Spoilers.

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

neon bluff
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@neon bluff, you joined Spoilers.

silver cedar
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

silver cedar
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!hampster

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 3, 1, 1

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 4, 1, 6

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 4, 6

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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My sea sickness comes in waves.

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 6, 5, 4

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 2, 6, 2

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 1, 3, 2

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

plush flame
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@plush flame, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 5, 3, 5

green whale
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@green whale You rolled 3, 5, 4

green whale
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@green whale You rolled 2, 6, 3

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

cerulean girder
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uuuuugh

bronze marlin
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(Its sorta true from a stereotypical perspective)

river vault
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.

river vault
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!birb

noble perchBOT
crystal axle
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!birb

noble perchBOT
charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 4, 4, 3

green whale
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@green whale You rolled 3, 1, 5

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 1, 4

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

charred geode
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

tepid juniper
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

tepid juniper
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@tepid juniper You rolled 5, 4, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 5, 5

nimble wyvern
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

rough mason
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

rough mason
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!dog

noble perchBOT
modest spear
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 1, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 5

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 2, 3

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 5, 5

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 2, 3

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 3, 1

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

silver cedar
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!joke

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!joke

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

sterile tide
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
sterile tide
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
maiden drum
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
celest junco
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
wet turret
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 2, 6

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 4, 1

pure kettle
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@pure kettle, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you call an old snowman? Water.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong...

wild bear
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@wild bear You rolled 1, 2, 1

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 5, 5

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 6, 2, 2

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 6, 3

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 5, 3

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 3, 2

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 1, 5, 2

cerulean girder
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!killmepls

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

regal ore
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@regal ore, you joined Spoilers.

hollow turret
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@hollow turret, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

left nest
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

left nest
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

maiden drum
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 4, 1, 5

knotty isle
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

placid fossil
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
stoic oxide
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!birb

noble perchBOT
stoic oxide
cerulean girder
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What's this

stoic oxide
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pog fish

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
versed wadi
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!birb

noble perchBOT
versed wadi
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Thank you VEGA 💕

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!birb

noble perchBOT
versed wadi
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!birb

noble perchBOT
lone cave
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@lone cave, you joined Spoilers.

north hinge
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@north hinge, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

round chasm
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!roll 5

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 4, 3, 6, 4, 2

dense current
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@dense current, you joined Spoilers.

round chasm
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!roll 10

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 1, 1, 1, 2, 5

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 6, 6

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 1, 4

scarlet glen
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!roll 4

noble perchBOT
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@scarlet glen You rolled 3, 6, 2, 2

scarlet glen
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@scarlet glen You rolled 2, 1, 2

stray veldt
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@stray veldt, you joined Spoilers.

maiden drum
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!roll 5

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 6, 1, 2, 6, 1

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 1, 1, 4

tight vault
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@tight vault, you joined Spoilers.

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 3, 6, 2

peak beacon
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roll

bronze marlin
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@bronze marlin You rolled 4, 5, 2

round chasm
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!roll 1

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 4

haughty rock
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

river blaze
#

!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@river blaze, you joined Spoilers.

junior hill
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@junior hill, you joined Spoilers.

charred geode
#

Now u should see the eternal spoiler chat

junior hill
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ooooohhhh wow blew my mind lmao

modest spear
#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

stark meadow
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@stark meadow, you joined Spoilers.

main bobcat
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@main bobcat, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
#

!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 4, 1

hushed lily
#

!roll 3

noble perchBOT
#

@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 1

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 2, 5

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 2, 6, 6

maiden drum
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Noooooooo!

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

crystal axle
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!pug

noble perchBOT
junior hill
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!roll 4

noble perchBOT
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@junior hill You rolled 2, 1, 6, 3

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
#

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

junior hill
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thou mama'd thy last mia, mortal.

modest spear
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Doubt

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

summer night
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@summer night, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

cerulean girder
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! rank spoilers

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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

junior hill
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 2, 3, 1

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 5, 1, 4

exotic snow
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@exotic snow, you joined Spoilers.

cyan python
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cyan python, you joined Spoilers.

maiden drum
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!potato

cyan python
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

long lake
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!doggo

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

night thunder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@night thunder, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

crystal axle
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!cat

noble perchBOT
hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3 gimme 3 6's or dml gets it

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 6

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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 3, 2

hushed lily
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!roll 3

left nest
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
#

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

hushed lily
#

!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 1, 4

left nest
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

hushed sluice
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

blissful dragon
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

marsh quartz
#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 3, 3

marsh quartz
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@marsh quartz, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

summer night
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!doom

hexed smelt
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@hexed smelt, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

azure cedar
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@azure cedar, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

azure cedar
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@azure cedar, you left Spoilers.

peak beacon
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!joke

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

wanton marten
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@wanton marten, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 1

open prism
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 4, 4, 6

unborn raptor
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@unborn raptor, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3 Don't you try and take this away from me again dml!

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 1

open prism
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!roll 3 Gotta have some anarchy

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 6, 6, 5

hushed lily
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!roll 3 omg too close

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 6, 4

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 2, 6, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 3, 1

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 3, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 5, 6

peak beacon
#

!rank

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 5, 1

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

night thunder
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!rank

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 6, 5

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 2, 4

rustic girder
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!help

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

exotic snow
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!roll

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

crystal axle
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!roll -1

noble perchBOT
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@crystal axle You rolled

crystal axle
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!roll -10

noble perchBOT
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@crystal axle You rolled

crystal axle
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!roll 1

noble perchBOT
#

@crystal axle You rolled 2

crystal axle
#

What
How

zinc pier
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@zinc pier You rolled 2, 2, 1

zinc pier
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!roll 5

noble perchBOT
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@zinc pier You rolled 3, 6, 3, 3, 2

zinc pier
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!roll 3 2

noble perchBOT
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@zinc pier You rolled 3, 3, 3

tight vault
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!help

cerulean girder
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!rank spoiler

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

cerulean girder
#

!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 4, 6, 6

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 5, 4, 4

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 3, 3, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 4, 5

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 3, 5, 2

cerulean girder
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 2, 4, 2

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 2

cerulean girder
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!rank spoiler

noble perchBOT
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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 6, 3

fleet dock
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!birb

noble perchBOT
silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

silver cedar
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!joke

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

maiden drum
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.

grand magnet
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!birb

noble perchBOT
crystal hare
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!birb

noble perchBOT
modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 3, 6, 3

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

hollow scarab
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!birb

noble perchBOT
hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 4, 5

harsh crypt
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! Rank spoilers

long lake
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!birb

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 11

coral tinsel
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!birb

noble perchBOT
coral tinsel
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!birb

noble perchBOT
coral tinsel
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Camping is intense.

coral tinsel
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

coral tinsel
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!pun

round chasm
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!birb

noble perchBOT
charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 6, 6, 3

lone hedge
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@lone hedge, you joined Spoilers.

keen lodge
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@keen lodge, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!roll 6

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 5, 5, 3, 5, 1

shy bolt
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@shy bolt, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

south arch
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@south arch, you joined Spoilers.

cunning lion
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cunning lion, you joined Spoilers.

charred geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 5, 3, 2

peak beacon
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!demon

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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@peak beacon, you joined Spoilers.

fleet turtle
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@fleet turtle, you joined Spoilers.

keen verge
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@keen verge, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 2, 5

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 3, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3 gimme the 666 or dml gets it

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 4, 3

hushed lily
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Screw you Vega

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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 2

open prism
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 1, 5, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 2

hushed lily
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Holy shit

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!ping

noble perchBOT
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Pong! 143ms

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 5, 5

open prism
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 6, 1, 2

hushed lily
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!roll 3 If I get 3 6's I'll buy Doom Eternal for a friend

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 5, 1

open prism
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 1, 3, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 2, 3

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 1

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 4, 3, 1

fleet drum
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@fleet drum, you joined Spoilers.

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 1, 3, 2

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 6, 4, 4

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 4, 2, 1

proper charm
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@proper charm, you joined Spoilers.

patent geode
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!roll

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

patent geode
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@patent geode You rolled 6, 6, 6

patent geode
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Hell yeah

left nest
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
warm totem
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@warm totem, you joined Spoilers.

ivory turtle
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@ivory turtle, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 1, 5

spice island
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@spice island You rolled 5, 5, 2

weak trail
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!show me cute boys

hushed lily
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!avatar

noble perchBOT
#
GoldenGraham#1046
Avatar
weak trail
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!boys

viral crest
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!a life

hushed lily
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The only cute boys you'll find here are me and more me

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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 2

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 1, 4

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

open prism
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!roll 3 for Graham

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 4, 6, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3 for me

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 2, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3 If I get 666 I'll buy the Primo Victoria on World of Tanks

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 6, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3 Give me 3 6's and I'll kiss a girl

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 3

hushed lily
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Haha epic

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!roll 3 gimme 666 and I'll spill the beans

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 5, 3

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 2, 6

open prism
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!roll 3 give Graham 666 and he'll use the hipster skin

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 1, 4, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3 I will

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 2, 3

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 1, 4

open prism
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 4, 2, 5

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 1, 4

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 6, 6, 5

round chasm
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NO! it was so close

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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 2, 6, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 3, 3

open prism
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@open prism You rolled 2, 5, 4

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 1, 5, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 3

round chasm
#

!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 2, 6

round chasm
#

!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 5, 1, 5

round chasm
#

!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 6, 1, 1

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 2, 6, 5

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 2, 5, 6

round chasm
#

give me the 666

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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 6, 5

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 1, 5, 5

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

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@round chasm You rolled 2

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 4, 2

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 4

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
#

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 3, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3 Gimme the 666 and I'll kiss Jimmy on the lips

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 1, 2

scarlet dagger
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@scarlet dagger, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 2

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 5, 3, 1

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 6, 2

placid sleet
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@placid sleet, you joined Spoilers.

tulip arch
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@tulip arch, you joined Spoilers.

maiden drum
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!dog

noble perchBOT
hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 2, 1

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 3, 1, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 1

olive lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@olive lily You rolled 5, 4, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 6, 1

maiden drum
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@maiden drum You rolled 5, 3, 3

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 4, 6

cerulean girder
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try rolling 0 that helps

lapis vessel
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@lapis vessel You rolled 1, 6, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 4, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 5, 4

hushed lily
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!roll 3 GIMME 666 OR I WILL SHOOT

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 6

hushed lily
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:

round chasm
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!roll 3 gimme 666

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 4, 5, 4

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Velcro… What a rip-off.

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

silver cedar
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

silver cedar
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

silver cedar
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!Badjoke

noble perchBOT
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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

silver cedar
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@silver cedar You rolled 4, 6, 5

silver cedar
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!rps

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

silver cedar
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 3

lofty phoenix
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@lofty phoenix, you joined Spoilers.

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 6, 6, 5

round chasm
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Fucking again? Are you serious?

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 3, 2

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 1, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 5, 2, 3

hushed lily
#

mod abuse lmao

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 6, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 2, 6, 1

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 2, 5, 1

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 6, 4, 5

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 2, 2, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 2, 4

round chasm
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@round chasm You rolled 3, 1, 1

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

late smelt
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!rank Spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@late smelt, you joined Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 5, 6

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 2, 2

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 3, 1, 5

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

outer night
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has an idea

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!ranksentinels

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failed ☹️

rough mason
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!rps

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 1, 6, 5

rough mason
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

rough mason
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

rough mason
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rough mason
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

dusk belfry
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!help

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!rank spoilers

noble perchBOT
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@dusk belfry, you left Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!roll 3

noble perchBOT
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@hushed lily You rolled 4, 2, 5

harsh frost
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Roci. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!