#vega-playground

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noble perchBOT
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What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!

modest spear
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!dadjoke

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Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

gritty elbow
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!rank Spoilers

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@gritty elbow, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!birb

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willow adder
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!cat

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left nest
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!badjoke

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

inland yacht
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!rank Spoilers

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@inland yacht, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!birb

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left nest
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!birb

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fallow jackal
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!rank Spoilers

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@fallow jackal, you joined Spoilers.

rough drift
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!rank spoilers

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@rough drift, you joined Spoilers.

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Against all the evil hell can conjure, all the wickedness mankind can produce. We send onto them only you. Rip and Tear until it is done

timid trench
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!rank spoilers

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@timid trench, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An ion!

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!dumbjoke

clear crow
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!rank spoilers

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@clear crow, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@tribal ravine, you joined Spoilers.

maiden drum
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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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!rank Spoilers

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@brisk mango, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!dadjoke

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What do you call an old snowman? Water.

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!birb

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somber crystal
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!dadjoke

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.

true crow
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!help

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!birb

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hollow mantle
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!cat

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crystal axle
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!birb

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crystal axle
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!birb

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dense hawk
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What can Vega do?

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!help

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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

dense hawk
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

dense hawk
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!slots

vagrant dome
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hollow mantle
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

lament elk
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!dadjoke

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

hollow mantle
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!rps scissors

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!birb

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lament elk
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!birb

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lament elk
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!birb

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vagrant dome
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!birb

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vagrant dome
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Cockatoo cocktail

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!birb

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rough mason
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

rough mason
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

unreal sun
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

unreal sun
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

unreal sun
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!rank Spoilers

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@tardy dock, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@sonic turret, you joined Spoilers.

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!dog

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!rank Spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!doggo

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!dadjoke

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Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

fossil valley
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!rank Spoilers

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@fossil valley, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@opaque jasper, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

outer vessel
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!rank Spoilers

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@outer vessel, you joined Spoilers.

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!imp

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!spider

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!birb

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magic nexus
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!birb

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!birb

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cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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rps rock

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!birb

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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!birb

noble perchBOT
silent linden
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I love this

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!birb

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clear spire
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!rank Spoilers

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@clear spire, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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left nest
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!birb

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compact spruce
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!bird

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left nest
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!birb

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soft leaf
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!help

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!joke

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

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!rank spoilers

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@topaz thorn, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@idle bone, you joined Spoilers.

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@viral cave, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@maiden thorn, you joined Spoilers.

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!Daisy

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!rabbit

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!birb

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wind light
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!rank Spoilers

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@wind light, you joined Spoilers.

wind light
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thank you vega!

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!rank Spoilers

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@proven pulsar, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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left nest
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!birb

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cerulean girder
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!birb

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!rps

noble perchBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

pseudo gyro
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pseudo gyro
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

left nest
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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
pseudo gyro
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!badjoke

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At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.

lament elk
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.

vagrant dome
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT
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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

slate mica
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!rank Spoilers

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@slate mica, you joined Spoilers.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

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What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

modest spear
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

left nest
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!birb

noble perchBOT
cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

silent linden
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But they know their B's

noble perchBOT
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

cerulean girder
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Toddbot

cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!DADJOKE

noble perchBOT
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Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

silent linden
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Aw ;C

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

low onyx
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!rank spoilers

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@low onyx, you joined Spoilers.

silent linden
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

low veldt
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!rank Spoilers

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@low veldt, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

low veldt
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.

steel summit
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!birb

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hollow mantle
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!cat

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hollow mantle
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he s q u i s h e y

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!birb

noble perchBOT
soft leaf
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!dadjoke

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Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!

cerulean girder
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!birb

noble perchBOT
left nest
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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

dreamy zephyr
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!rank spoilers

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@dreamy zephyr, you joined Spoilers.

compact lynx
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How is the mod mail thing supposed to work

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Cause It’s not doing anything for me

hushed lily
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You just need to send Jessica a DM

compact lynx
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Ah ok i didn’t know if it was supposed to say something back when I did

hushed lily
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When you send her a message it will open a channel for us mods to see and we can respond to it

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Not seeing any new messages though

compact lynx
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Huh, I’ll try again

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Oh that time it worked

tough grove
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!rank spoilers

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@tough grove, you joined Spoilers.

compact lynx
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!rank spoilers

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@compact lynx, you joined Spoilers.

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!birb

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plucky coyote
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!birb

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cerulean girder
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@cerulean girder daily Doom meme until release

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better be oc

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FUCK

proven pulsar
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!dadjoke

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

lime kestrel
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funny moment

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!birb

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desert furnace
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Comedy 100

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!birb

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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!rank Spoilers

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@mighty dagger, you joined Spoilers.

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!cat

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!cat

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!rank spoilers

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@hexed depot, you left Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@hardy ore, you joined Spoilers.

pure harbor
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!rank Spoilers

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@pure harbor, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@blazing nymph, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@ebon tusk, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@loud dune, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@proven palm, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@ripe dome, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@spice ingot, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@tough storm, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@undone cypress, you joined Spoilers.

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!spoilers

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!rank Spoilers

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@alpine plinth, you joined Spoilers.

sacred bear
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!rank Spoilers

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@sacred bear, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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!rank Spoilers

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@alpine sable, you joined Spoilers.

formal peak
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!birb

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!rank Spoilers

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@tired bronze, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@fair sierra, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@unborn tulip, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@unborn tulip, you left Spoilers.

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!baby yoda

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!yoda

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s

rough mason
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!badjoke

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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

rough mason
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!badjoke

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What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

empty shell
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!rank Spoilers

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@empty shell, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@ionic lily, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you left Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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!rank Spoilers

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@rotund lodge, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@supple moth, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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!rank Spoilers

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@azure cedar, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@azure cedar, you left Spoilers.

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!birb

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cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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!rank spoilers

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@graceful comet, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@royal bolt, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cinder shell, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@simple hornet, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@oak plover, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@still root, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@indigo cosmos, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!birb

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!rank spoilers

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@cyan agate, you left Spoilers.

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!birb

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!birb

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hollow mantle
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!kitten

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!kitty

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solid breach
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!rank spoilers

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@solid breach, you joined Spoilers.

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!kitty

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!rank Spoilers

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@proud warren, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

brazen haven
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!rank Spoilers

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@brazen haven, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@winged pumice, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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!birb

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slate mica
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!birb

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!rank spoilers

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@glossy flare, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@near skiff, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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@dusty totem, you joined Spoilers.

livid parrot
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!rank spoilers

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@livid parrot, you joined Spoilers.

delicate rivet
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!rank Spoilers

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@delicate rivet, you joined Spoilers.

dire idol
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!rank spoilers

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@dire idol, you left Spoilers.

hushed lily
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!ping

uneven spruce
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!rank spoilers

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!rank spoilers

fair viper
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!rank Spoilers

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@fair viper, you joined Spoilers.

tender lagoon
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?play test

rocky lichen
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!rank Spoilers

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@rocky lichen, you joined Spoilers.

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yo

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!rank spoiler

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

tidal citrus
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!rank spoilers

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@tidal citrus, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@hollow scarab, you left Spoilers.

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!birb

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sturdy void
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!rank spoilers

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@sturdy void, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@topaz iron, you joined Spoilers.

maiden drum
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!dadjoke

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

cerulean girder
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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

left nest
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!birb

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velvet hinge
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!rank Spoilers

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@velvet hinge, you joined Spoilers.

static mortar
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!rank Spoilers

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@static mortar, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@civic pivot, you joined Spoilers.

low hedge
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!rank Spoilers

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@low hedge, you joined Spoilers.

slate fox
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!birb

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slate fox
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!birb

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!birb

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cerulean girder
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!rank Spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

digital cape
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!rank Spoilers

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@digital cape, you joined Spoilers.

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!badjoke

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What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.

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!birb

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Silly bird

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!birb

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aww

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Peek a boo!!

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!rank Spoilers

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! rank Spoilers

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!doggy

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!rank Spoilers

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!Rank spoilers

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!birb

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Who is Samuel Hayden?

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Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.

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!Birb

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!rank spoilers

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!snek

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!help

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!adorable

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**Command:** !adorable

Aliases: !adorableavatar, !adorableav
Description: Get an adorable avatar based on your identifier.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !adorable <identifier>
Example: !adorable Eleos

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!adorableav

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**Command:** !adorable

Aliases: !adorableavatar, !adorableav
Description: Get an adorable avatar based on your identifier.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !adorable <identifier>
Example: !adorable Eleos

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!adorable eleos

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!dadjoke

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

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!emojis

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!cat

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!dog

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!Birb

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!CAT

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!Monkey

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!rank spoilers

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!dadjoke

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Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

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Heh

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!dadjoke

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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Eugh.

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!CAT

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!cat

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!crow

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!lizard

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!help

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!adorable doomguy

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!quote

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dynoError An error occured: Unable to fetch quote.

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!help

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!iss

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
32.5407, -27.0755

Humans in Space (3):

**ISS**
  1. Andrew Morgan
  2. Oleg Skripochka
  3. Jessica Meir
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!rank Spoilers

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

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!dadjoke

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

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!dadjoke

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"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

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!dadjoke

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My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

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!dadjoke

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"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

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!dadjoke

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Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

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snickers

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!birb

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Ifunny
No vega. Bad.

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play despacito

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank Spoilers

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!birb

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

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!dadjoke

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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

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!dadjoke

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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

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!dadjoke

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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

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!rank Spoilers

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!dog

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!dog

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

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!dadjoke

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I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

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!rank Spoilers

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@bitter dagger, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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!dog

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!doggo

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!dadjoke

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

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!dadjoke

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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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!rank Spoilers

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@orchid sand, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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!Birb

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!rank Spoilers

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!Birb

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!Birb

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!Birb

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!birb

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!birb

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!birb

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!birb

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!birb

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What is a super shotgun?

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The UAC does not approve of the use of this weapon, having removed it from their arsenal, but still apparently tolerates some use by insistent veterans. It is used by the marine by firing both barrels at once, and is then skillfully reloaded one-handed with two shells being placed into the breach at the same time.

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What is a Soulsphere?
aw :C

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Dammit Vega,

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!birb

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!birb

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher

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!dadjoke

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"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

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!dadjoke

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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

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@noble perch u are very smelly

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Vega: I am unable to self terminate, but I can terminate you

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!dadjoke

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

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!dog

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!rank Spoilers

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@heavy forge, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher

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!dadjoke

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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!cute doomguy

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Aawww ;-;

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!help me find my dad

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

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!rank spoilers

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@hazy surge, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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!dadjoke

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!dadjoke

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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

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!rank Mystic

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!rank Sentinels

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!rank Doomslayer

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!rank slayers

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dynoError That rank doesn't exist.

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!dadjoke

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Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

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Indeed

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Indeed!

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!dadjoke

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

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!dadjoke

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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

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!momjoke

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!dadjoke

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars

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!dadjoke

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“Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”

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!dadjoke

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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!dadjoke

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

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@warped mortar, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

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!dadjoke

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I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

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!meme

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!badjoke

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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!brb

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!birb

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!dadjoke

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Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

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Please kill me......

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!dadjoke

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!dadjoke

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Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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!dadjoke

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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!birb

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!rank Spoilers

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@old cloud, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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!dadjoke

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How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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!rank Spoilers

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!birb

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!birb

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!rank spoilers

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!rank spoilers

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@rugged sentinel, you joined Spoilers.

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@static shuttle, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!help

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!rank spoilers

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!badjoke

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To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

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!rank Spoilers

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!birb

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!cat

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!rank Spoilers

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!dadjoke

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!

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!dadjoke

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.

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!dadjoke

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If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?

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!dadjoke

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

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!rank Spoilers

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@loud inlet, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!rank spoilers

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@potent salmon, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank spoilers

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@grizzled folio, you joined Spoilers.

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!rank

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**Command:** !rank

Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic

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!leaderboard

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!rank spoilers

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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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Looking for a birdies...

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!birb

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dynoError Error: 🐦 No birds found.

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!birb

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Looking for a birdies...

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dynoError Error: 🐦 No birds found.

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dynoError Error: 🐦 No birds found.

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!badjoke

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

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!badjoke

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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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!badjoke

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"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

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!badjoke

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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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!birb

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!dadjoke

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

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!badjoke

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An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.

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!dadjoke

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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And they are going down if I go down with them

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If im going down im taking you with me
-Stairs

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!dadjoke

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What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!

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!dadjoke

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I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

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!dadjoke

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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

silent linden
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no it said:

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!dadjoke I never want to see orange juice again

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

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!birb

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!help

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!birb

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!birb

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!help

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!cacodemons

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!rank spoilers

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@autumn summit, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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!birb

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!rank spoilers

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!dadjoke

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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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!rank spoilers

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!rank spoilers

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!birb

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

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!dadjoke

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I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

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!dadjoke

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I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

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!dadjoke

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What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!

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!dadjoke

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What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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!rank spoilers

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@prime berry, you joined Spoilers.

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!birb

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!dog

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modest spear
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!dadjoke

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A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.

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!birb

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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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!birb

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!dadjoke

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

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!dadjoke

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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

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!dadjoke

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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!dadjoke

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How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

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!birb

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!birb

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!dadjoke

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

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!birb

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!rank spoilers

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!rank

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!dogfact

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dynoError No doggo facts founds.. Something went wrong.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

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!dadjoke

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

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!dadjoke

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

low veldt
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ahahahahaha

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I dont like insect puns. Theyre bugging me.

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!rank spoilers

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@haughty rock, you joined Spoilers.

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!dadjoke

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Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.

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!dadjoke

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Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

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!dadjoke

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What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.

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!dadjoke

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Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.

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!dadjoke

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Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

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!dadjoke

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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!dad joke

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!dadjoke

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R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

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!dadjoke

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Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

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!bird

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