#vega-playground
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That rank doesn't exist.
!rank SENTINELS
That rank doesn't exist.
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
!birb but late for a meeting
Found one!
!badjoke
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
!dadjoke
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
!rank Spoilers
@hasty wadi, you joined Spoilers.
!vega
!birb
Found one!
!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!rank slayer
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!rank legendary
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!rank mystic
That rank doesn't exist.
!upgrade
!robot
!rank Spoilers
@surreal root, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@drowsy mauve, you joined Spoilers.
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!rank
!cat
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!cat
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!dog
!dog
!cat
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!rank Spoilers
@keen yacht, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
!doggo
!fish
@noble perch Only dog, cat and bird, why not more animals?
!shark
!cat
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!dog
!birb
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!cat
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!birb
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!Rank imp
That rank doesn't exist.
!birb
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!rank spoilers
@woven slate, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@split mica, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@modern ibex, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!
!badjoke
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming.
!dadjoke
I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.
-_-
!badjoke
Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
!bird
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@dusky fiber, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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That has mad jojo energy
!badjoke
Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
!birb
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!rank Spoilers
@spring imp, you joined Spoilers.
!cat
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!bird
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!dog
!cat
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!cat
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!cat
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!bird
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!dog
!cat
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!birb
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!bird
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!kitty
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!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
@dense pawn Are you capable of self thought?
@noble perch Are you capable of self thought?
!badjoke
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
!badjoke
Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
!birb
Found one!
!badjoke
Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"
Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
!badjoke
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
!badjoke
“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”
!birb
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!dog
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!rank Spoilers
@frosty sphinx, you joined Spoilers.
!cat
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!dadjoke
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
!birb
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!dog
!badjoke
For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
!cat
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!rank Spoilers
@tardy mirage, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
Can February march? No, but April may.
!doggo
!bird
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!bird
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!birb
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!rank Spoilers
@glossy wedge, you joined Spoilers.
!cat
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!fish
is that cat balls
!dadjoke
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
!badjoke
What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
!badjoke
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
!badjoke
Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
!badjoke
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
!birb
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!cat
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!dog
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!birb
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!birb
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!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@silent lava, you joined Spoilers.
!dog
!doggo
!cat
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!rank spoilers
@vagrant bolt, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!cat
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!cat
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!cat
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!dog
!birb
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!rank spoilers
@brittle sand, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!doggo
!bird
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!badjoke
"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.
!cat
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!dog
Indeed
Indeed!
!bird
Found one!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!vote Vega for doom eternal
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
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!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rank Spoilers
@frail burrow, you left Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@frail burrow, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@covert hedge, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
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!badjoke
Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
!cat
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!rank Spoilers
@atomic spire, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!birb
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!dadjoke
Whiteboards ... are remarkable.
!dadjoke
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.
!birb
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!birb
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!dog
That rank doesn't exist.
!rank spoilers
@dusty steeple, you joined Spoilers.
!ranks
!cat
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!rank tenno
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!badjoke
Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad
!cat
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!cat
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!rank spoilers
@stark pond, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!badjoke
"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."
!doggo
!birb
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!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@cinder glacier, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@dire epoch, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
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!rank spoilers
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!cat
Found one!
!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!rank Spoilers
@queen vortex, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!dadjoke
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
!rank Spoilers
@eager matrix, you joined Spoilers.
!cat
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!birb
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Found one!
!dog
!cat
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!cat
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!badjoke
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
!doggo
!bird
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!cat
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!slayer
!pizza
!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
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!rank spoilers
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!rank spoilers
@analog raven, you joined Spoilers.
That rank doesn't exist.
!rank spoilers
@torpid temple, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
!birb
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!cat
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!birb
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!badjoke
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."
!cat
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!birb
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!rank Spoilers
@acoustic spear, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@outer prism, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@blazing peak, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@median lake, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@fluid vine, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@dire idol, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@hard flax, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
!birb
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What type of magic do pasta wizards use?
@warped sluice please read channel descriptions
!rank spoilers
@marsh bone, you joined Spoilers.
!bird
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!bird
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!cat
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!cat
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!rank spoilers
@rigid dragon, you joined Spoilers.
!demon
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!serverinfo
GH05TF4C3#1337
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@everyone, Moderators, Administrators, Bots, Bethesda, id Software, Muted, Legends, Dyno, Verified, Carbon, GiveawayBot, Giveaways, Dyno Premium, MEE6, Sentinels, Mod Applicants, Spoilers
!cat
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!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...
!serverinfo
GH05TF4C3#1337
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@everyone, Moderators, Administrators, Bots, Bethesda, id Software, Muted, Legends, Dyno, Verified, Carbon, GiveawayBot, Giveaways, Dyno Premium, MEE6, Sentinels, Mod Applicants, Spoilers
@gaunt anvil please read channel description
!cat
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!rank spoilers
@restive light, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@pastel lily, you joined Spoilers.
!avatar
!birb
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!rank spoilers
@ornate harbor, you joined Spoilers.
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@atomic plume, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
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!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@sonic meadow, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!cat
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!cat
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!rank spoilers
@primal void, you joined Spoilers.
! dog
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@shy vine, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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@quaint marten, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@edgy sky, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@woeful ocean, you joined Spoilers.
!bird
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!doggo
!birb
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!doggo
!dog
!birb
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!cat
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!demon
!birb
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rank Spoilers
@lime shell, you joined Spoilers.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!snake
!rank Spoilers
@cursive cosmos, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
!rank Spoilers
@rough geode, you joined Spoilers.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!doom
!rank spoilers
@mighty iron, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!dog
!doggo
!rank Spoilers
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!birb
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@upbeat olive, you joined Spoilers.
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
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!rank spoilers
@neat horizon, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!birb
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!badjoke
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
!birb
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!level
!birb
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!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!level
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!cat
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!birb
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!rank spoilers
@primal cloak, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@ocean tangle, you joined Spoilers.
!bird
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!birb
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!cat
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!birb
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!rank spoilers
@sonic flint, you joined Spoilers.
Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.
!birb
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!dog
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@rare cargo, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@remote carbon, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@frank comet, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
!cat
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!dadjoke
What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!
!badjoke
!doggo
!birb
Found one!
Maybe without a space? >We’re still holding fan art submissions in 2020
wrong channel
Where is a test channel?
Found one!
I'm trying to use quote markup
Oh...I didn't know we could create our own private server...thanks!
!birb
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!rank spoilers
@warm nova, you joined Spoilers.
!doomguy
!birb
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Found one!
DAS ME
!badjoke
I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.
!bird
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!birb
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What's Vega 🤔
!badjoke
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
!help
!dog
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!roll 3
@open prism You rolled 4, 2, 5
!rank Spoilers
@rugged flame, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@still mantle, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!rank Spoilers
@twin bane, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!badjoke
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
!doggo
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!avatar GoldenGraham
!birb
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!birb
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!sans
!birb
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!birb
!birb
!rank Spoilers
@mighty geyser, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!birb
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!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you left Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cedar dragon, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
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!birb
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!doggo
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!Badjoke
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted
!doggo
!bird
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!dadjoke
My sea sickness comes in waves.
!dadjoke
I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming.
!rank Spoilers
@tawdry pendant, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
!dadjoke
Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
!dadjoke
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
@spice willow, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@slate fox, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
!dadjoke
Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
!birb
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!birb
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!rank
Aliases: !team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!birb
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!birb
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!dog
!rank Spoilers
@mystic bramble, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'
!birb
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!birb
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!rank
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Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!level
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you left Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@limber citrus, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@waxen tapir, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@atomic axle, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!DOG
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!birb
Found one!
!badjoke
What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!dadjoke
Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
!birb
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!birb
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!dog
!rank spoilers
@left cypress, you joined Spoilers.
!earlyreleaseofDOOMEternal
!rank spoilers
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!rank spoilers
@worthy swift, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@quasi scroll, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.
noice. how about... !cat
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!cat
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!Slayer
!cat
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!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@paper gorge, you joined Spoilers.
!slayer
!cat
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!slayer
!badjoke
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
Found one!
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@swift quartz, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!Dadjoke
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
!rank spoilers
@rough atlas, you joined Spoilers.
!Dadjoke
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.
!rank Spoilers
!birb
!rank Spoilers
@remote pelican, you joined Spoilers.
!rank
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Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: !rank [rank name]
Example: !rank Mystic
!birb
Found one!
!badjoke
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
!bird
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!bird
Looking for a birdies...
!rank Spoilers
@outer forge, you joined Spoilers.
!bird
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!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!doot
!birb
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!CAt
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!rank Spoilers
@wind bane, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@digital swan, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@graceful vortex, you joined Spoilers.
!CAt
Found one!
!badjoke
Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.
Indeed
Indeed!
!doggo
this is god people