#vega-playground
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!bird but police
Found one!
!badjoke
I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
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!bird but riding on a time machine
Found one!
!bird but crossing over time and space
Found one!
!bird but wanting to change his paaaaath
Found one!
!bird on the highway to hell
Found one!
!bird on the stairway to heaven
Found one!
!doom
!bird
Found one!
!bird > !doom
Found one!
!bird but the bird is the bad guy
Found one!
!bird but the bird is the good guy
Found one!
!birb but it's an RPG adventure
Found one!
!bird but it's an JRPG adventure
Found one!
!bird but it's an WRPG adventure
Found one!
!birb but it's a TRPG adventure
Found one!
!birb but it is a emo teenager
Found one!
!bird but it's an intellectual
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!bird but Albert Einstein
Found one!
!bird but it is doomguy
Found one!
!bird but it is doom marine
Found one!
!bird but Doom Slayer
Found one!
!bird love
Found one!
!bird war
Found one!
!bird love blooms on the battlefield
Found one!
!badjoke
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long
!dog
!bird but biker gang
Found one!
!bird but its in sovengard
!dog but it is Soviet
!bird but it's in sovengard
Found one!
!Cat but it DoomSlayer
Found one!
!bird but punch
Found one!
!badjoke
Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
!badjoke
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.
!badjoke
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!
!dog
!badjoke
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
These really are bad jokes
!badjoke
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.
“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
!joke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!bird but good joke
Found one!
!bird but bad joke
Found one!
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!bird but new golden era of bird
Found one!
!Cat but it is a powerful god
Found one!
!bird but it is a godly god killer
Found one!
!cursed image
!bird but whoops !cursed image
Found one!
!cursed image
!bird but bird thinks !cursed images are for losers
Found one!
!badjoke
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Found one!
Oh nice you found the internet one
That's a super rare borb
!dog
!bird but sick
Found one!
!bird but cat
Found one!
!bird but dog
Found one!
!bird but bird
Found one!
!bird but brutal
Found one!
!reeeeee
!bird but beats up !reeeees
Found one!
!bird but ill
Found one!
!bird but (((peace offering)))
Found one!
!cat but epic gamer moment
Found one!
!Birb
Found one!
!badjoke
How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
Noice ninja !bird
!cat
Found one!
!roll 4
@open prism You rolled 5, 4, 6, 6
!birb but it's actually soy sauce
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!roll 86
@cerulean girder You rolled 4, 3, 4, 5, 1
!bird but superior to dogs and cats
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!bird but fashion god
Found one!
!birb but it's a jingo
Found one!
!bird but jinjo
Found one!
!dog
!bird but nuclear
Found one!
!bird but a house of broken glass
Found one!
!membercount
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!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Damn you Vega >:/
Found one!
!bird but not a loser that uses the same cat hahahahash
:p
!bird but >:)
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
!membercount
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!dadjoke
What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
!bird !dadjoke
Found one!
!membercount
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!level
!bird
Found one!
!birfb
!badjoke
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
!bird
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
Adolf bleacher#9601 was muted
!bird but he muted @solar saddle
Found one!
Not a chat channel @solar saddle @knotty slate
!bird but whoops
Found one!
!snake
!avatar Neo_Kesha
!birb
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!bird but 3 birds
Found one!
!bird but a wanna 🍌 banana
Found one!
!bird but two eh 🍌 banana
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!badjoke
At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
!dog
!dadjoke
What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
!bird
Found one!
!dadjoke
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
!bird
Found one!
!dadjoke
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
!bird denies zombieguy
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.
!dadjoke
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
!badjoke
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
!dog
!bird
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
!mice
!bird ate all the !mice
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
@swift storm wrong channel. This channel is for Vega commands only
!wolf
!badjoke
My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
!dog
!bird
Found one!
!birb but his life is pain
Found one!
!bird but helps me study
Found one!
!bird but thank you for the help
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
!birb but it's CrU2ed
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
!bird but superpan super pan supa PAN SUPA PAN
Found one!
!badjoke
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
!dog
!bird but wake me up
Found one!
My family is precious
!bird doom
Found one!
!meme
Vega is having some serious problems so commands might not work for a while
!roll 4
@open prism You rolled 5, 1, 4, 1
!roll 4
Oh my heck
@open prism You rolled 6, 3, 5, 4
!roll 1
@dreamy fable You rolled 6
Ooooh
!bird !roll
!birb
Found one!
!birb but VEGA BACK
Found one!
!pug
!bugsbunny
!bird but i want to die
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
That rank doesn't exist.
!rank Spoilers
@marble pawn, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@hushed lily, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@hushed lily, you left Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@vital ivy, you joined Spoilers.
!rank sPoIlErS
@vital ivy, you left Spoilers.
Clever ghost you very clever
thank you. i try my best.
!birb
Found one!
Have birb
fancy
!userinfo
@runic plaza
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@rancid raft, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
That's not exactly a birb but ok
!badjoke
A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
!badjoke
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
!dadjoke
Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@ocean kraken, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!badjoke
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
!dog
!bird
Found one!
!badjoke
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
!bird
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
!dadjoke
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
!birb
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@brittle coral, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@dusk swift, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!dog
!avatar
!avatar Arbequiser
Sbas
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@broken gorge, you joined Spoilers.
!bird
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@final flame, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you left Spoilers.
!avatar
!rank Spoilers
@stark condor, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!
!bird
Found one!
!dog
!food
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!puss
!rank Spoilers
@narrow drift, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@lament elk, you joined Spoilers.
That rank doesn't exist.
!rank spoilers
@nimble osprey, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@covert hollow, you joined Spoilers.
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@golden whale, you joined Spoilers.
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@strong bluff, you joined Spoilers.
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@copper knot, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@verbal elk, you joined Spoilers.
!birb spoilers
Found one!
!avatar
!rank spoilers
@red lintel, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!doggo
!meme
!birb
Found one!
!avatar
!rank Spoilers
@mystic island, you joined Spoilers.
!membercount
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!badjoke
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@umbral flume, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@keen crater, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you left Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@thorn ridge, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
!bird
Found one!
!doggo
Indeed
Indeed!
!daisy
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@solid parcel, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!doggo
!cat
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@craggy field, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@pliant thorn, you joined Spoilers.
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Description: Join/leave a rank
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!cat
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@peak wave, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoliers
That rank doesn't exist.
!doggo
!doggo
!dadjoke
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
!dadjoke
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.
!dadjoke
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
!dadjoke
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
!dadjoke
Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
!dadjoke
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
!dadjoke
I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
!rank
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!rank angery93
That rank doesn't exist.
I guess they removed it?
!dadjoke
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
!birb
Found one!
Aliases: !team
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!rank spoilers
@vestal hill, you joined Spoilers.
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@hazy kettle, you joined Spoilers.
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!ranks
!birb but explaining cooldown
Found one!
!birb but cooking chicken
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@glad locust, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@umbral stirrup, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
!rank Spoilers
@fleet dock, you joined Spoilers.
!badjoke
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
!rank Spoilers
@rugged sedge, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!dadjoke
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
!cat
Found one!
!feline
!help
!dadjoke
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
!dadjoke
My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!
!birb
Found one!
!doggo
!bird
Found one!
!badjoke
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
!dadjoke
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.
Indeed!
!doggo
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!badjoke
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
!badjoke
What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!
!badjoke
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.
!birb
Found one!
!badjoke
The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.
!dadjoke
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
!doggo
!rank Spoilers
@turbid summit, you joined Spoilers.
!rank
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!birb
Found one!
!avatar
!birb
Found one!
!doggo
!rank spoilers
@obtuse drum, you joined Spoilers.
!avatar
More quality than I thought tbh
@old dove, you joined Spoilers.
!avatar
!rank Spoilers
@last owl, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@modest spear, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
!avatar
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@livid axle, you joined Spoilers.
Indeed
Indeed!
!rank spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
Indeed
Indeed!
!help
!rank spoilers
@visual nova, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@restive light, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@wet trail, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@rough mason, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
!badjoke
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
!bird
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
what IS this birbs... mouth...
Birds have different beaks depending on what they eat. That little bird eats seed
Also that bird is male
But it doesnt even have a beak :o
It's right there under the blue thingy
OHHH I thought the blue thing was the beak
!serverinfo
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@everyone, Moderators, Administrators, Bots, Bethesda, id Software, Muted, Legends, Dyno, Verified, Carbon, GiveawayBot, Giveaways, Dyno Premium, MEE6, Sentinels, Mod Applicants, Spoilers
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@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
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@graceful wagon, you joined Spoilers.
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@thorny trench, you joined Spoilers.
!avatar
Beautiful...
!birb
Found one!
!avatar
!rank Spoilers
@ripe adder, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
!avatar
!dadjoke
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.
!avatar
!rank Spoilers
@proper ingot, you joined Spoilers.
!avatar
!doggo
awwww
!birb
Found one!
That birb be making the symbol of the bad guys from Wolfenstein 3D
!rank Spoilers
@neat stump, you joined Spoilers.
!rank Spoilers
@vernal wave, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
D:
!birb
Found one!
!ping
Pong! 82ms
!rank spoilers
@hollow estuary, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!ping
Pong! 144ms
!ping
Pong! 101ms
indeed
Indeed!
!birb
Found one!
Thank you
!birb
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
Pong! 151ms
!ping
Pong! 131ms
!rank spoilers
@limpid herald, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!ping
Pong! 145ms
@forest zinc, you joined Spoilers.
!rank spoilers
@viral nexus, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!doggo
!rank spoilers
@buoyant shale, you joined Spoilers.
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@sour kettle, you joined Spoilers.
!doggo
!badjoke
Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!
!badjoke
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@stuck widget, you joined Spoilers.
!userinfo
@runic plaza
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@hushed lily
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@zinc egret, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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!dadjoke
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
!doggo
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
Velcro… What a rip-off.
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
Found one!
!cat calico
Found one!
!mouse
!rank
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That rank doesn't exist.
!rank hacker
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!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@stark bolt, you joined Spoilers.
!demon
!badjoke
What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.
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