#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 58

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 12:30 PM

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A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

knotty slate Jul 3, 2019, 12:04 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 12:04 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

ember dome Jul 3, 2019, 1:38 AM

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!combat shotgun

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!combatshotgun

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 6:22 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

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If never spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their puppies could produce over 66,000 dogs in 6 years!

rough mason Jul 3, 2019, 11:23 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 11:23 AM

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

vapid geode Jul 3, 2019, 11:25 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 11:25 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jul 3, 2019, 12:43 PM

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!bigfuckinggun

fleet dock Jul 3, 2019, 3:33 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 3:33 PM

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

vapid geode Jul 3, 2019, 3:34 PM

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!vega

fleet dock Jul 3, 2019, 3:38 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 3:38 PM

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Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

novel estuary Jul 3, 2019, 4:28 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 4:28 PM

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

vapid geode Jul 3, 2019, 4:28 PM

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!explainjoke

novel estuary Jul 3, 2019, 4:28 PM

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!gun

vapid geode Jul 3, 2019, 4:29 PM

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Im too dumb for vegas jokes

novel estuary Jul 3, 2019, 4:29 PM

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same

chilly wind Jul 3, 2019, 4:36 PM

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!joke

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 4:36 PM

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

vapid geode Jul 3, 2019, 4:37 PM

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!JokeICanUnderstand

graceful bough Jul 3, 2019, 4:42 PM

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Aye = I
Matey= 'm eighty

vapid geode Jul 3, 2019, 4:46 PM

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holy shid...
how did I not see that

novel estuary Jul 3, 2019, 5:20 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 5:20 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

knotty slate Jul 3, 2019, 8:08 PM

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

(A perch is a type of freshwater fish, hence it smells like fish)

cerulean girder Jul 3, 2019, 8:18 PM

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Where the HECK is the cat in that pic?!

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It's driving me crazy aaaaaaaaa

vapid geode Jul 3, 2019, 8:20 PM

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I believe we are seeing different cat photos

knotty slate Jul 3, 2019, 9:41 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 3, 2019, 9:41 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cedar galleon Jul 4, 2019, 12:44 AM

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Robin hood

ember dome Jul 4, 2019, 2:18 AM

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!doom

autumn summit Jul 4, 2019, 3:32 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2019, 3:32 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

knotty slate Jul 4, 2019, 3:37 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2019, 3:37 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

arctic breach Jul 4, 2019, 4:22 AM

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indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2019, 4:22 AM

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Indeed!

arctic breach Jul 4, 2019, 4:23 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2019, 4:23 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

rough mason Jul 4, 2019, 6:14 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2019, 6:14 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

dreamy sinew Jul 4, 2019, 8:46 AM

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!mancubus

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!turtle

crystal spear Jul 4, 2019, 9:48 AM

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That birb listening to bfg division

willow vault Jul 4, 2019, 3:24 PM

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!rps god himself

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2019, 3:24 PM

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You chose God. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

willow vault Jul 4, 2019, 3:25 PM

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rps uac

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!rps UAC

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2019, 3:25 PM

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You chose Uac. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hearty schooner Jul 5, 2019, 2:29 AM

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!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2019, 2:29 AM

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You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

raw rock Jul 5, 2019, 4:41 AM

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!rps John Cena

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2019, 4:41 AM

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You chose John. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

raw rock Jul 5, 2019, 4:41 AM

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!Anaconda

vapid geode Jul 5, 2019, 9:57 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2019, 9:57 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

ember dome Jul 5, 2019, 3:59 PM

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!shotgun

cerulean girder Jul 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jul 5, 2019, 8:04 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2019, 8:04 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

plain patio Jul 5, 2019, 8:36 PM

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?help

raw rock Jul 5, 2019, 9:03 PM

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!rps Doomguy

patent kelp Jul 5, 2019, 11:38 PM

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!birb

vapid geode Jul 6, 2019, 12:11 AM

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!birb

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Vega is.. gone...

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 12:26 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hollow wolf Jul 6, 2019, 12:42 AM

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!rps Doomguy

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 12:42 AM

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You chose Self. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hollow wolf Jul 6, 2019, 12:42 AM

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!rps Doomguy

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 12:42 AM

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You chose Doomguy. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

hollow wolf Jul 6, 2019, 12:43 AM

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Uhh how does that work. I think Doomguy has the upper hand but lol

peak sentinel Jul 6, 2019, 1:10 AM

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!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 1:10 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cursive zenith Jul 6, 2019, 1:11 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 1:11 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 6, 2019, 4:46 AM

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!bird > !dogs

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 4:46 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 6, 2019, 4:54 AM

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Friend? Or FOE

patent kelp Jul 6, 2019, 7:48 AM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 7:48 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

rough mason Jul 6, 2019, 1:23 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 1:23 PM

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

vapid geode Jul 6, 2019, 1:24 PM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 1:24 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

open prism Jul 6, 2019, 1:27 PM

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!rps paper

open prism Jul 6, 2019, 4:37 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 4:37 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vapid geode Jul 6, 2019, 4:38 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 4:38 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fleet dock Jul 6, 2019, 4:50 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 4:50 PM

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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

open prism Jul 6, 2019, 8:23 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 8:23 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

smoky kayak Jul 6, 2019, 10:12 PM

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!rps This_Statement_Is_False

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 10:12 PM

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You chose This_statement_is_false. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

smoky kayak Jul 6, 2019, 10:13 PM

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Rats, I was hoping the bot would explode or something

open prism Jul 6, 2019, 10:16 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2019, 10:16 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

open prism Jul 6, 2019, 10:16 PM

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First time I've won, out of a lot of tries spooky

vapid geode Jul 6, 2019, 10:29 PM

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Vega's cheating smh

lilac oriole Jul 7, 2019, 5:54 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 5:54 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

pastel sequoia Jul 7, 2019, 2:31 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 2:31 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fleet dock Jul 7, 2019, 2:55 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 2:55 PM

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

wispy island Jul 7, 2019, 6:59 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 6:59 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

wispy island Jul 7, 2019, 7:00 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 7:00 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

wispy island Jul 7, 2019, 7:00 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 7:00 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

wispy island Jul 7, 2019, 7:01 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 7:01 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

wispy island Jul 7, 2019, 7:02 PM

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YES!
That's pretty cool

grizzled spoke Jul 7, 2019, 10:26 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 10:26 PM

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

vapid geode Jul 7, 2019, 10:39 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2019, 10:39 PM

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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 3:41 AM

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You chose Your. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

knotty slate Jul 8, 2019, 3:41 AM

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!rps yourPP

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 3:41 AM

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You chose Yourpp. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 8, 2019, 3:42 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 3:42 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

sonic oxide Jul 8, 2019, 5:25 AM

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!rank

vapid geode Jul 8, 2019, 5:27 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 5:27 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 8, 2019, 5:37 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 5:37 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cursive zenith Jul 8, 2019, 5:55 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 5:55 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

lean adder Jul 8, 2019, 7:27 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 7:27 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

humble mirage Jul 8, 2019, 9:13 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 9:13 AM

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Indeed!

cursive zenith Jul 8, 2019, 9:13 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 9:13 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

rough mason Jul 8, 2019, 9:44 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 9:44 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

peak lava Jul 8, 2019, 9:53 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 9:53 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

peak lava Jul 8, 2019, 9:53 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 9:53 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

peak lava Jul 8, 2019, 9:57 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 9:57 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

peak lava Jul 8, 2019, 9:57 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 9:57 AM

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Indeed!

ember dome Jul 8, 2019, 10:18 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 10:18 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

wispy island Jul 8, 2019, 5:35 PM

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!bfg

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!fish

vapid geode Jul 8, 2019, 5:35 PM

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!WhereAreTheDoomCommands

wispy island Jul 8, 2019, 5:36 PM

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!IWantToKnowToo

vapid geode Jul 8, 2019, 5:36 PM

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! ripandtearyourguts

kindred basalt Jul 8, 2019, 11:24 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 11:24 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

balmy quest Jul 8, 2019, 11:34 PM

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!otter

vapid geode Jul 8, 2019, 11:35 PM

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aw

balmy quest Jul 8, 2019, 11:37 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2019, 11:37 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

balmy quest Jul 8, 2019, 11:37 PM

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...where is it? ;_;

vapid geode Jul 8, 2019, 11:39 PM

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show the doggo vega!

balmy quest Jul 8, 2019, 11:41 PM

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I LOVE IT

knotty slate Jul 9, 2019, 12:38 AM

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!birb > dumb dog

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 12:38 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fair yoke Jul 9, 2019, 5:55 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 5:55 AM

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Indeed!

fleet dock Jul 9, 2019, 9:17 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 9:17 AM

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What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

cerulean girder Jul 9, 2019, 11:39 AM

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!crab

vapid geode Jul 9, 2019, 2:33 PM

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!imp

gentle scaffold Jul 9, 2019, 2:34 PM

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!bucket

vapid geode Jul 9, 2019, 2:34 PM

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!candle

gentle scaffold Jul 9, 2019, 2:35 PM

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!snickersbar

cerulean girder Jul 9, 2019, 2:36 PM

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!bruhmoment

vapid geode Jul 9, 2019, 2:36 PM

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!You'reNotYouWhenYou'reHungry

gentle scaffold Jul 9, 2019, 2:38 PM

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!Dearest, I feel certain that I am going mad again. I feel we can't go through another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices, and I can't concentrate. So I am doing what seems the best thing to do. You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been in every way all that anyone could be. I don't think two people could have been happier 'til this terrible disease came. I can't fight any longer. I know that I am spoiling your life, that without me you could work. And you will I know. You see I can't even write this properly. I can't read. What I want to say is I owe all the happiness of my life to you. You have been entirely patient with me and incredibly good. I want to say that – everybody knows it. If anybody could have saved me it would have been you. Everything has gone from me but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer. I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been. V.

vapid geode Jul 9, 2019, 2:48 PM

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eternal_justice

knotty slate Jul 9, 2019, 3:46 PM

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automap

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 3:46 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

steel swan Jul 9, 2019, 3:47 PM

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!birb

vapid geode Jul 9, 2019, 3:48 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 3:48 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 9, 2019, 3:51 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 3:51 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 9, 2019, 3:55 PM

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What a TRIIIIIIL, With darkness and silence through the night
What a trill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!
I give my life
Not for honor, but for you (trill eater)
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you (trill eater)
I'm still in a dream, trill eater
Someday you go through the rain
Someday you feed on a tree frog
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light
I give my life
Not for honor, but for you (trill eater)
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you (trill eater)
I'm still in a dream, trill eater

vapid geode Jul 9, 2019, 5:08 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 5:08 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

pastel sequoia Jul 9, 2019, 6:24 PM

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!cursed image

humble mirage Jul 9, 2019, 10:46 PM

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!help

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!joke

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 10:49 PM

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

spice bane Jul 9, 2019, 10:54 PM

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Vega

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!help

smoky kayak Jul 9, 2019, 11:22 PM

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!help

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!steamstatus

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2019, 11:23 PM

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Steam Status

Steam Community

Online dynoSuccess

Steam Client

Offline dynoError

Steam Store

Online dynoSuccess

vapid geode Jul 9, 2019, 11:30 PM

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Steam down?

smoky kayak Jul 10, 2019, 12:31 AM

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!steamstatus

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2019, 12:31 AM

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Steam Status

Steam Community

Online dynoSuccess

Steam Client

Offline dynoError

Steam Store

Online dynoSuccess

vapid geode Jul 10, 2019, 12:33 AM

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steam down!

knotty slate Jul 10, 2019, 3:22 AM

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!bird >!steam

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2019, 3:22 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 10, 2019, 1:31 PM

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vega agrees >:)

half brook Jul 10, 2019, 1:40 PM

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Rip steam

vapid geode Jul 10, 2019, 1:41 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2019, 1:41 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jul 10, 2019, 2:47 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2019, 2:47 PM

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What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.

pastel sequoia Jul 10, 2019, 5:11 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2019, 5:11 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vale sparrow Jul 10, 2019, 11:11 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2019, 11:11 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

wild rune Jul 11, 2019, 2:24 AM

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!commands

rough mason Jul 11, 2019, 5:03 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 5:03 AM

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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

rough mason Jul 11, 2019, 5:03 AM

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😂

fleet dock Jul 11, 2019, 9:50 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 9:50 AM

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

open prism Jul 11, 2019, 9:53 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 9:53 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 9:54 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 9:54 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

open prism Jul 11, 2019, 9:55 AM

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It took me like 10 tries to get a win, then next time I play I win immediately spooky

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We should go back and see if there's a pattern. Maybe we can outwit VEGA vega

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 9:57 AM

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GodRed lets see

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ok I think I got his pattern down....
!rps rock
ah I gotta do it in its own messsage

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 9:59 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 10:00 AM

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ripandtearyourguts

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I have failed...

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 10:12 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:12 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

pliant pilot Jul 11, 2019, 10:13 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:13 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 10:13 AM

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whh how are you guys so good...

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 10:13 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:13 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pliant pilot Jul 11, 2019, 10:13 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:13 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pliant pilot Jul 11, 2019, 10:14 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:14 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 10:15 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:15 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pliant pilot Jul 11, 2019, 10:17 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:17 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pliant pilot Jul 11, 2019, 10:26 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:26 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pliant pilot Jul 11, 2019, 10:29 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 10:29 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

open prism Jul 11, 2019, 2:14 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 2:14 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 5:17 PM

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A bad dad joke

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I'm transphobic, i prefer to walk, the public transportation makes me feel weird

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 5:27 PM

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you've become the vega

carmine meadow Jul 11, 2019, 5:32 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 5:32 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

willow vault Jul 11, 2019, 6:31 PM

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!we have no life and we are playing with a discord bot pull me out of this god

last island Jul 11, 2019, 6:33 PM

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@noble perch am i a good slayer?

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 6:33 PM

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Indeed!

carmine meadow Jul 11, 2019, 6:38 PM

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@noble perch

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 6:57 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 6:57 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 6:58 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 6:58 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:06 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:06 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:28 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:28 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:29 PM

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VEGA pls

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 7:29 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:29 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 7:30 PM

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wow I think thats the first time I've won

carmine meadow Jul 11, 2019, 7:32 PM

#

ripped

fossil current Jul 11, 2019, 7:39 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:39 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:40 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:40 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:41 PM

#

VEGA PLS

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bruh

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Four times in a row xD

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:42 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:42 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:42 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:43 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:44 PM

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Why you wanna do me like that @noble perch

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:44 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:44 PM

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@noble perch am I a bad slayer?

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:45 PM

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Indeed!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:45 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:45 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:46 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:46 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 7:47 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:47 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 7:47 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 7:47 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 8:03 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 8:03 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 8:10 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 8:10 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 8:12 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 8:12 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 8:20 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 8:20 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 8:21 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 8:21 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 11, 2019, 8:30 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 8:30 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2019, 8:43 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2019, 8:43 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

balmy saffron Jul 12, 2019, 12:29 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 12:29 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

carmine meadow Jul 12, 2019, 12:31 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 12:31 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jul 12, 2019, 12:33 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 12:33 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

balmy saffron Jul 12, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

!rps shotgun

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 12:35 AM

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You chose Shotgun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jul 12, 2019, 12:35 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 12:35 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

edgy sky Jul 12, 2019, 1:18 AM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 1:18 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

thorn cobalt Jul 12, 2019, 10:02 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 10:02 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 12, 2019, 10:02 PM

#

!rips rock

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 10:03 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

carmine meadow Jul 12, 2019, 10:36 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2019, 10:36 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

dreamy sinew Jul 13, 2019, 8:52 AM

#

!JoJo

open prism Jul 13, 2019, 8:53 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 8:53 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

robust crypt Jul 13, 2019, 9:11 AM

#

!rps Gauss Cannon

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 9:11 AM

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You chose Gauss. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cinder sapphire Jul 13, 2019, 5:35 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 5:35 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cinder sapphire Jul 13, 2019, 5:35 PM

#

!rps Gauss

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 5:35 PM

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You chose Gauss. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

karmic juniper Jul 13, 2019, 6:18 PM

#

!bunny

karmic juniper Jul 13, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

!rabbit

vapid geode Jul 13, 2019, 7:12 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 7:12 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

karmic juniper Jul 13, 2019, 7:12 PM

#

!hare

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You disappoint me VEGA

vapid geode Jul 13, 2019, 7:17 PM

#

S M H

chilly wind Jul 13, 2019, 7:19 PM

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!rps ssgkip

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 7:19 PM

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You chose :ssgkip:. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

chilly wind Jul 13, 2019, 7:20 PM

#

dedkip

vapid geode Jul 13, 2019, 7:21 PM

#

doomguy_dead

pastel sequoia Jul 13, 2019, 8:50 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 8:50 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

pastel sequoia Jul 13, 2019, 8:50 PM

#

gottem yeet

vapid geode Jul 13, 2019, 8:52 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 8:52 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

dreamy sinew Jul 13, 2019, 9:24 PM

#

!daisy

cerulean girder Jul 13, 2019, 10:41 PM

#

!paper

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 13, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 14, 2019, 1:49 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 1:49 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jul 14, 2019, 1:59 AM

#

...

karmic juniper Jul 14, 2019, 9:00 AM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 9:00 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

karmic juniper Jul 14, 2019, 12:07 PM

#

!ant

vapid geode Jul 14, 2019, 12:15 PM

#

!doggo

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 12:15 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

knotty slate Jul 14, 2019, 4:44 PM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 4:44 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cinder sapphire Jul 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

#

!help

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

#

To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

carmine meadow Jul 14, 2019, 4:51 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 4:51 PM

#

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

cinder sapphire Jul 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

#

!space

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
35.6740, -175.2308

Humans in Space (3):

**ISS**

Alexey Ovchinin
Nick Hague
Christina Koch

carmine meadow Jul 14, 2019, 4:53 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 4:53 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jul 14, 2019, 5:17 PM

#

!space

noble perchBOT Jul 14, 2019, 5:17 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-36.6902, -110.8118

Humans in Space (3):

**ISS**

Alexey Ovchinin
Nick Hague
Christina Koch

karmic juniper Jul 14, 2019, 6:50 PM

#

!spider

vapid geode Jul 14, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

!spooky

karmic juniper Jul 15, 2019, 10:06 AM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2019, 10:06 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

frail burrow Jul 15, 2019, 5:04 PM

#

!space

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2019, 5:04 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
4.9703, 34.3168

Humans in Space (3):

**ISS**

Alexey Ovchinin
Nick Hague
Christina Koch

hushed lily Jul 15, 2019, 11:06 PM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2019, 11:06 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

marble otter Jul 15, 2019, 11:07 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2019, 11:07 PM

#

Found one!

hushed lily Jul 15, 2019, 11:09 PM

#

I just deleted that dog image because I'm a dumb dumb and sometimes don't know what I'm doing, apologies

vapid geode Jul 15, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

knotty slate Jul 15, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

!bird > dog = cat

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hollow scarab Jul 16, 2019, 1:34 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 1:34 AM

#

I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

vapid geode Jul 16, 2019, 1:34 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 1:34 AM

#

Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:37 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:37 AM

#

Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:37 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:37 AM

#

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:38 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:38 AM

#

Camping is intense.

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:38 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:38 AM

#

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:39 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:39 AM

#

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:39 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:39 AM

#

A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:40 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:40 AM

#

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:40 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:40 AM

#

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 5:41 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 5:41 AM

#

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

cursive zenith Jul 16, 2019, 9:40 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 9:40 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 16, 2019, 9:49 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 9:49 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cinder sapphire Jul 16, 2019, 11:38 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 11:38 AM

#

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

cinder sapphire Jul 16, 2019, 11:41 AM

#

!joke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 11:41 AM

#

dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

cursive zenith Jul 16, 2019, 12:26 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 12:26 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

short tree Jul 16, 2019, 1:50 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 1:50 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jul 16, 2019, 2:28 PM

#

Cat.

vapid geode Jul 16, 2019, 2:32 PM

#

Cute

ripe patio Jul 16, 2019, 2:36 PM

#

!bad dragon

vapid geode Jul 16, 2019, 2:42 PM

#

!good dragon

cinder sapphire Jul 16, 2019, 2:55 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 2:55 PM

#

I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

vapid geode Jul 16, 2019, 2:55 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 2:55 PM

#

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

rough mason Jul 16, 2019, 6:54 PM

#

!toaster

wispy island Jul 16, 2019, 8:30 PM

#

!potato

ionic lava Jul 16, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

ionic lava Jul 16, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

carmine meadow Jul 17, 2019, 12:26 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 12:26 AM

#

What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

verbal dome Jul 17, 2019, 2:46 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 2:46 AM

#

It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

exotic dew Jul 17, 2019, 3:00 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 3:00 AM

#

What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

exotic dew Jul 17, 2019, 3:01 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 3:01 AM

#

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

exotic dew Jul 17, 2019, 3:03 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 3:03 AM

#

A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

carmine meadow Jul 17, 2019, 3:15 AM

#

!goodjoke

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 3:16 AM

#

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

cerulean girder Jul 17, 2019, 6:13 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 6:13 AM

#

Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.

grim nova Jul 17, 2019, 7:11 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 7:11 AM

#

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

hushed lily Jul 17, 2019, 7:33 AM

#

!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 7:33 AM

#

The word “Corgi” is Welsh for “Dwarf Dog”

vapid geode Jul 17, 2019, 7:35 AM

#

!catfact

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 7:35 AM

#

Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.

vapid geode Jul 17, 2019, 7:35 AM

#

people be touching too much ass

cinder sapphire Jul 17, 2019, 11:15 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 11:15 AM

#

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!

vapid geode Jul 17, 2019, 11:16 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 11:16 AM

#

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

flint canyon Jul 17, 2019, 11:17 AM

#

Indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 11:17 AM

#

Indeed!

flint canyon Jul 17, 2019, 11:18 AM

#

Indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 11:18 AM

#

Indeed!

flint canyon Jul 17, 2019, 11:18 AM

#

Indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 11:18 AM

#

Indeed!

cursive zenith Jul 17, 2019, 2:27 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 2:27 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jul 17, 2019, 3:42 PM

#

!badjooke

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 3:43 PM

#

Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.

placid condor Jul 17, 2019, 7:18 PM

#

what is this chat

#

I feel a sense of chaos and... bliss

edgy sky Jul 17, 2019, 7:40 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2019, 7:40 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

placid condor Jul 17, 2019, 8:35 PM

#

!cursedimage

hushed lily Jul 18, 2019, 12:36 AM

#

!pug

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 12:36 AM

#

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

knotty slate Jul 18, 2019, 1:32 AM

#

!parakeet

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 1:32 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:32 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 18, 2019, 1:33 AM

#

!parrot

#

!birb-o

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 1:34 AM

#

!birby

knotty slate Jul 18, 2019, 1:34 AM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:34 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 1:35 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:35 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 18, 2019, 1:36 AM

#

!pajaro

#

Wow, @devs need some cultural enrichment

carmine meadow Jul 18, 2019, 1:36 AM

#

smh

knotty slate Jul 18, 2019, 1:37 AM

#

!tori !鳥

#

Wow

carmine meadow Jul 18, 2019, 1:40 AM

#

doomguy_angry

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 1:41 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:41 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 1:42 AM

#

at least we have birb

carmine meadow Jul 18, 2019, 1:42 AM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:42 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

carmine meadow Jul 18, 2019, 1:43 AM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:43 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 1:44 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:44 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

rancid wren Jul 18, 2019, 2:09 AM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 2:09 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 2:10 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 2:10 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 18, 2019, 2:22 AM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 2:22 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jul 18, 2019, 5:33 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 5:33 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 18, 2019, 8:44 AM

#

!catfact

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 8:44 AM

#

A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.

cursive zenith Jul 18, 2019, 8:51 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 8:51 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 18, 2019, 8:57 AM

#

!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 8:57 AM

#

dynoError No doggo facts founds.. Something went wrong.

hushed lily Jul 18, 2019, 8:57 AM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 8:57 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 8:59 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 8:59 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jul 18, 2019, 11:01 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 11:01 AM

#

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 12:40 PM

#

!rps potato

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 12:40 PM

#

You chose Potato. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 12:45 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 12:45 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cursive zenith Jul 18, 2019, 1:20 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 1:20 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hearty tinsel Jul 18, 2019, 5:55 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 5:55 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 6:05 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 6:05 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive zenith Jul 18, 2019, 6:05 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 6:05 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 6:05 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 6:05 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 6:18 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 6:18 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 6:19 PM

#

finally!

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 6:27 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 6:27 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jul 18, 2019, 8:47 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 8:47 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

drifting wharf Jul 18, 2019, 9:25 PM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 9:25 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 9:26 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 9:26 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 9:31 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 9:31 PM

#

Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 9:32 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 9:32 PM

#

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 9:33 PM

#

is that a.. .. double joke...?

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 9:33 PM

#

lol

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 9:35 PM

#

doomguy_shock

hushed lily Jul 18, 2019, 10:06 PM

#

!pokemon Bulbasaur

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 10:06 PM

#

Bulbasaur

Height

2ft 4in (70cm)

Weight

15lbs (6.9kg)

Types

Poison, Grass

Abilities [2]

Chlorophyll, Overgrow

Stats

Speed [45], Special-defense [65], Special-attack [65], Defense [49], Attack [49], Hp [45]

Moves [78]

Razor-wind, Swords-dance, Cut, Bind, Vine-whip

hushed lily Jul 18, 2019, 10:06 PM

#

Sweet

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 10:07 PM

#

!pokemon tepig

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 10:07 PM

#

Tepig

Height

1ft 8in (50cm)

Weight

21lbs (9.9kg)

Type

Fire

Abilities [2]

Thick-fat, Blaze

Stats

Speed [45], Special-defense [45], Special-attack [45], Defense [45], Attack [63], Hp [65]

Moves [62]

Tackle, Body-slam, Take-down, Thrash, Tail-whip

vapid geode Jul 18, 2019, 10:07 PM

#

haHA! finally nailed the pig pokemon in first try

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 10:37 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 10:37 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 10:38 PM

#

!tits

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 10:39 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

ornate shard Jul 18, 2019, 10:40 PM

#

!car come on Vega

carmine meadow Jul 18, 2019, 10:41 PM

#

!gun

ornate shard Jul 18, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 18, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jul 18, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

!money !tits !swag

drifting wharf Jul 18, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

!bear

placid condor Jul 19, 2019, 3:19 AM

#

!wtf

rough mason Jul 19, 2019, 10:49 AM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 10:49 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

rough mason Jul 19, 2019, 10:49 AM

#

!bunny

flint canyon Jul 19, 2019, 12:27 PM

#

Indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 12:27 PM

#

Indeed!

flint canyon Jul 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

flint canyon Jul 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

flint canyon Jul 19, 2019, 12:29 PM

#

!doggo

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 12:29 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

hushed lily Jul 19, 2019, 1:21 PM

#

!pokemon charmander

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 1:21 PM

#

Charmander

Height

1ft 12in (60cm)

Weight

18lbs (8.5kg)

Type

Fire

Abilities [2]

Solar-power, Blaze

Stats

Speed [65], Special-defense [50], Special-attack [60], Defense [43], Attack [52], Hp [39]

Moves [93]

Mega-punch, Fire-punch, Thunder-punch, Scratch, Swords-dance

fleet dock Jul 19, 2019, 3:26 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 3:26 PM

#

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

balmy quest Jul 19, 2019, 7:41 PM

#

Marmite is the best sandwich spread and VEGA agrees with me

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 7:41 PM

#

Indeed!

smoky kayak Jul 19, 2019, 9:39 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 9:39 PM

#

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jul 19, 2019, 9:39 PM

#

!birb

vapid geode Jul 19, 2019, 9:41 PM

#

Found 4

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 9:41 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 19, 2019, 9:41 PM

#

!birb

hushed lily Jul 19, 2019, 9:52 PM

#

Aww

cursive zenith Jul 19, 2019, 9:55 PM

#

Arent parrots the best?

vapid geode Jul 19, 2019, 9:57 PM

#

Trained professional

hushed lily Jul 19, 2019, 10:02 PM

#

That's a parakeet

#

More like Parayeet

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 10:03 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 19, 2019, 10:17 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 10:17 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 19, 2019, 10:17 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 10:17 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 19, 2019, 10:17 PM

#

!birb

#

wow thanks

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 10:19 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 19, 2019, 10:19 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 19, 2019, 10:19 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jul 20, 2019, 8:52 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 8:52 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jul 20, 2019, 9:45 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 9:45 AM

#

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

vapid geode Jul 20, 2019, 9:48 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 9:48 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

wild bear Jul 20, 2019, 10:13 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:13 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

white fable Jul 20, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jul 20, 2019, 1:11 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 1:11 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vapid geode Jul 20, 2019, 3:12 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 3:12 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 20, 2019, 7:30 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 7:30 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 20, 2019, 7:33 PM

#

What a gentleman

open prism Jul 20, 2019, 7:41 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 7:41 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vapid geode Jul 20, 2019, 7:45 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 7:45 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

hushed lily Jul 20, 2019, 7:45 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 7:45 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

tight iron Jul 20, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

tight iron Jul 20, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

low sand Jul 20, 2019, 10:24 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:24 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vapid geode Jul 20, 2019, 10:25 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:25 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

open prism Jul 20, 2019, 10:25 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:25 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

low sand Jul 20, 2019, 10:27 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:27 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 20, 2019, 10:30 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 20, 2019, 10:30 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

modest crater Jul 21, 2019, 1:35 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 1:35 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

wispy kernel Jul 21, 2019, 1:43 AM

#

Noooo

ionic linden Jul 21, 2019, 5:24 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 5:24 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 7:12 AM

#

You chose Cyberdemon. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 10:32 AM

#

!Rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 10:32 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hushed lily Jul 21, 2019, 11:58 AM

#

Yo Vega, can I get !birb

#

wow ok

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 11:58 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 12:01 PM

#

!birb please?

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 12:01 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 21, 2019, 12:42 PM

#

!birb must have to be the first thing written for Vega to work

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 12:42 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 21, 2019, 12:43 PM

#

definitely friend

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 12:49 PM

#

!birb indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 12:49 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

civic trail Jul 21, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

Is there a hacker here

hearty schooner Jul 21, 2019, 4:01 PM

#

?help

#

!help

#

Eat poop

cursive zenith Jul 21, 2019, 4:04 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 4:04 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 4:07 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 4:07 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hearty schooner Jul 21, 2019, 4:08 PM

#

Burdapest

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 4:08 PM

#

spooky

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 4:11 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 4:11 PM

#

Impossible. ... theres no such thing as too many seed

cursive zenith Jul 21, 2019, 6:24 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 6:24 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 6:28 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 6:28 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jul 21, 2019, 7:27 PM

#

!spider

rough mason Jul 21, 2019, 7:33 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 7:33 PM

#

Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

rough mason Jul 21, 2019, 7:34 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 7:34 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

rough mason Jul 21, 2019, 7:35 PM

#

Nice doggy ♥

low sand Jul 21, 2019, 8:20 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 8:20 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 8:21 PM

#

!doggo

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 8:21 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

hushed lily Jul 21, 2019, 10:25 PM

#

!roll d10 3

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 10:25 PM

#

@hushed lily You rolled 5, 3, 8

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 10:26 PM

#

!roll d20 666

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 10:26 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 20, 2, 3, 17, 6

hushed lily Jul 21, 2019, 10:27 PM

#

Guessing 5 is the max number of dice

vapid geode Jul 21, 2019, 10:28 PM

#

Darn

#

!roll d6 5

noble perchBOT Jul 21, 2019, 10:29 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 6, 5, 1, 5, 1

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

!roll d6 5

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 4, 6, 3, 4, 1

hushed lily Jul 22, 2019, 12:56 AM

#

!birb before I go to bed

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:56 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hardy current Jul 22, 2019, 3:44 AM

#

!birb please VEGA

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:44 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hardy current Jul 22, 2019, 3:45 AM

#

Oh lord

hushed lily Jul 22, 2019, 8:14 AM

#

he S C R E A M

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 8:14 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 10:41 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 10:41 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 11:32 AM

#

!d6 5

#

!rolld6 5

#

Am I dumb? What was the command...?

#

!roll d6 5

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 11:35 AM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 5, 5, 6, 4, 3

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 11:35 AM

#

Aha!

cursive zenith Jul 22, 2019, 12:43 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:43 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 12:51 PM

#

!roll d6 5

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:51 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 1, 3, 5, 1, 2

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 12:57 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:57 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 12:58 PM

#

!roll d6 5

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:58 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 6, 2, 1, 3, 2

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 12:58 PM

#

I'm gonna roll until I get 6 6 6 6 6 god dammit

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 12:59 PM

#

spooky

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 12:59 PM

#

!roll d6 5

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:59 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 2, 4, 6, 5, 1

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 12:59 PM

#

!roll d6 3
roll 3, more chance of getting a 666 eventually spooky

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 12:59 PM

#

@open prism You rolled 2, 6, 4

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:00 PM

#

Ok maybe going for 666 instead is more reasonable.... .

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:00 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 2, 1, 4

white fable Jul 22, 2019, 1:00 PM

#

!roll d6 666

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:00 PM

#

@white fable You rolled 2, 6, 1, 5, 1

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:01 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:01 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 5, 6, 3

white fable Jul 22, 2019, 1:01 PM

#

I don't think that was rolled 666 times, Vega

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:02 PM

#

Smh vega

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:02 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 5, 1, 2

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:03 PM

#

If I did my math correctly theres a 0.004% chance of getting 666

#

doomguy_dead

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:04 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 1, 2, 5

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 4, 6, 4

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 1:15 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:15 PM

#

@open prism You rolled 6, 1, 1

cerulean girder Jul 22, 2019, 1:17 PM

#

indeed

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:17 PM

#

Indeed!

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:20 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:20 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 3, 6, 6

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:20 PM

#

MMM close

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 1:22 PM

#

Need the AAA emote for how close that was

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:22 PM

#

Indeed ripandtear

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:22 PM

#

Indeed!

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:25 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:25 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 6, 1, 6

cerulean girder Jul 22, 2019, 1:32 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:32 PM

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 3, 4

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:33 PM

#

!roll d6 3 AAAA

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:33 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 6, 6, 4

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 1:33 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:33 PM

#

@open prism You rolled 3, 5, 1

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:34 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:34 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 1, 3, 2

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 1:42 PM

#

!roll d6 3
Oh no, VEGA has died?

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:42 PM

#

@open prism You rolled 6, 4, 2

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:44 PM

#

!roll d6 3
Uhoh vega you good?

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:44 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 4

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:44 PM

#

spooky thanks.. for rolling just one...

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 1:50 PM

#

Yeah he took a while to do mine, I thought he had died spooky

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:59 PM

#

He needed to think for a bit lol

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 1:59 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 6, 6, 3

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 1:59 PM

#

Why am I so close every time ripandtear

hushed lily Jul 22, 2019, 2:02 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 2:02 PM

#

@hushed lily You rolled 2, 3, 6

fleet dock Jul 22, 2019, 2:26 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 2:26 PM

#

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

cerulean girder Jul 22, 2019, 2:51 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 2:51 PM

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 4, 3, 4

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 2:54 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 2:54 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 4, 5, 6

cerulean girder Jul 22, 2019, 2:54 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 2:54 PM

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 6, 3

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 2:56 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 2:56 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 4, 4, 2

hushed lily Jul 22, 2019, 3:11 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:11 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 22, 2019, 3:11 PM

#

omg yes

cerulean girder Jul 22, 2019, 3:11 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:11 PM

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 5, 3

hushed lily Jul 22, 2019, 3:11 PM

#

I would hire that bird

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 3:13 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:13 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 5, 3, 2

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 3:13 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:13 PM

#

@open prism You rolled 5, 1, 2

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 3:19 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:19 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 6, 1, 4

fleet dock Jul 22, 2019, 3:24 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:24 PM

#

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 3:34 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:34 PM

#

@vapid geode You rolled 4, 5, 1

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 3:41 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:41 PM

#

@open prism You rolled 3, 5, 4

cerulean girder Jul 22, 2019, 3:52 PM

#

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 3:52 PM

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 6, 2

open prism Jul 22, 2019, 4:04 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 4:04 PM

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@open prism You rolled 5, 3, 5

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 4:05 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 4:05 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 1, 6, 3

vale sparrow Jul 22, 2019, 6:46 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 6:46 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 6:47 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 6:47 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 6, 2, 4

vale sparrow Jul 22, 2019, 6:49 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 6:49 PM

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@vale sparrow You rolled 5, 6, 4

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 6:58 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 6:58 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 2, 2, 5

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 7:10 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 7:10 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 4, 4, 6

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 7:36 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 7:36 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 5, 2, 1

cursive zenith Jul 22, 2019, 11:17 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 22, 2019, 11:17 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

gritty scaffold Jul 22, 2019, 11:48 PM

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!ranks

vapid geode Jul 22, 2019, 11:56 PM

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!ranks

vapid geode Jul 23, 2019, 4:37 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 4:37 AM

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@vapid geode You rolled 5, 1, 3

hushed lily Jul 23, 2019, 7:14 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 7:14 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 23, 2019, 7:14 AM

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That bird is non threatening

open prism Jul 23, 2019, 9:20 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 9:20 AM

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@open prism You rolled 2, 4, 2

fleet dock Jul 23, 2019, 9:42 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 9:42 AM

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Velcro… What a rip-off.

vapid geode Jul 23, 2019, 10:25 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 10:25 AM

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@vapid geode You rolled 4, 1, 4

plucky bloom Jul 23, 2019, 12:05 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 12:05 PM

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

plucky bloom Jul 23, 2019, 12:06 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 12:06 PM

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What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up

vapid geode Jul 23, 2019, 1:46 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 1:46 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 5, 5, 3

fleet dock Jul 23, 2019, 2:05 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 2:05 PM

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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

open prism Jul 23, 2019, 4:06 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 4:06 PM

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@open prism You rolled 2, 1, 6

hushed lily Jul 23, 2019, 6:17 PM

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!Birb

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 6:17 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

open prism Jul 23, 2019, 6:17 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 6:17 PM

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@open prism You rolled 2, 2, 2

vapid geode Jul 23, 2019, 6:19 PM

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Dml no wayyyy spooky spooky spooky

!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 6:19 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 5, 5, 4

open prism Jul 23, 2019, 6:30 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 6:30 PM

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@open prism You rolled 5, 4, 4

carmine meadow Jul 23, 2019, 6:30 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 6:30 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jul 23, 2019, 6:32 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 6:32 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 5, 4, 5

cerulean girder Jul 23, 2019, 8:02 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 8:02 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jul 23, 2019, 8:03 PM

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When BFG Division kicks in

vital ivy Jul 23, 2019, 8:18 PM

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mmmh 240 BPM

hushed lily Jul 23, 2019, 9:01 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 23, 2019, 9:01 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:11 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:11 AM

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:12 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:12 AM

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Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 1:12 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:12 AM

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@vapid geode You rolled 6, 6, 6

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:13 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:13 AM

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@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 4, 3

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 1:13 AM

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AAHAHAHAHA
I fucking did it!!!!

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:13 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:13 AM

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@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 4, 5

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 1:13 AM

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Took me only 20 million rolls

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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^ Ok that one was horrible vega come on

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:15 AM

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^ Ok that one was horrible vega come on

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:15 AM

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:15 AM

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^ Ok that one was horrible vega come on

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:15 AM

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:16 AM

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^ Ok that one was horrible vega come on

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:16 AM

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

cerulean girder Jul 24, 2019, 1:17 AM

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^ Ok that one was horrible vega come on

!badjoke

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birb

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 1:24 AM

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spooky

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 1:25 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 1:25 AM

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!birb

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 6:36 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 6:36 AM

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@cursive zenith You rolled 5, 4, 3

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 6:37 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 6:37 AM

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@cursive zenith You rolled 5, 3, 5

shadow ermine Jul 24, 2019, 7:45 AM

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!roll d7 12

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 7:45 AM

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@shadow ermine You rolled 4

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 8:39 AM

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!roll d20 5

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 8:39 AM

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@vapid geode You rolled 18, 10, 2, 20, 15

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 9:36 AM

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!roll d20 5

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:36 AM

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@vapid geode You rolled 1, 5, 7, 20, 20

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:37 AM

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Anyone who will roll 666 will be praised
You have 0.4% chance
(by !roll d6 3)

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:38 AM

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@cursive zenith You rolled 3, 2, 5

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 9:41 AM

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I rolled one earlier!! 6, 6, 6

I cant post pictures here hmmm

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:42 AM

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I see it

open prism Jul 24, 2019, 9:42 AM

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Soky has ascended

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:42 AM

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So, you have bean blessed to be sacrificed as hellspawn
Yay?

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 9:42 AM

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doomguy_god_hd

Yay indeed!

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:43 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:43 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 9:43 AM

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Thats... a lotta birbs

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:45 AM

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60

open prism Jul 24, 2019, 9:47 AM

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!roll d6 3
Pretty sure I got a 5,4,2 yesterday spooky

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:47 AM

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@open prism You rolled 5, 4, 2

hushed lily Jul 24, 2019, 2:56 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 2:56 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 3:07 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 3:07 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 4:47 PM

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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 4:48 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 4:48 PM

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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 4:48 PM

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Hrng I dont get this with my 3 braincells

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 4:57 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 4:57 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

hushed lily Jul 24, 2019, 7:44 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 7:44 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

modest crater Jul 24, 2019, 9:43 PM

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!d666 1

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:44 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:44 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 9:44 PM

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Now I'm gonna roll for 6,6,6,6,6 on d20 dice

!roll d20 5

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:44 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 7, 3, 15, 1, 4

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:44 PM

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!roll d2

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:44 PM

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@cursive zenith You rolled 4

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 9:44 PM

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WHAT

cursive zenith Jul 24, 2019, 9:45 PM

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!roll d2 666

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 9:45 PM

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@cursive zenith You rolled 1

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 9:45 PM

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How is this possible...
What kinda 4th dimentional d2 die did vega roll to get 4

hushed lily Jul 24, 2019, 10:05 PM

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It's probably rolling the lowest possible number of sides for a dice

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Which would be 4 sides with a flat faces

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 10:06 PM

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Hmmm.... that does make sense...

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!roll d100

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 10:20 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 3

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 10:22 PM

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!roll d10

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 10:22 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 8

open prism Jul 24, 2019, 10:26 PM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 10:26 PM

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@open prism You rolled 2, 1, 5

vapid geode Jul 24, 2019, 11:58 PM

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!roll d20 5

noble perchBOT Jul 24, 2019, 11:58 PM

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@vapid geode You rolled 15, 1, 14, 8, 12

open prism Jul 25, 2019, 12:00 AM

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!roll d6 3

noble perchBOT Jul 25, 2019, 12:00 AM

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@open prism You rolled 2, 1, 5

open prism Jul 25, 2019, 12:00 AM

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I smella tha bullcrappa

vapid geode Jul 25, 2019, 12:02 AM

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spooky

modest crater Jul 25, 2019, 1:11 AM

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!roll d666 1