#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 57

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 9:25 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 9:25 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 5:29 PM

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!potato

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 5:29 PM

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 5:41 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 5:41 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 5:41 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 5:41 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 15, 2019, 5:42 PM

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'found one!' thats TWO dogs vega smh

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 5:44 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 5:44 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 5:44 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 5:44 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 5:44 PM

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kappa

vapid geode Jun 15, 2019, 5:45 PM

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eternal_justice

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 5:45 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 5:45 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

rough mason Jun 15, 2019, 7:35 PM

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!joke

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 7:35 PM

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

rough mason Jun 15, 2019, 7:35 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 7:35 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

rough mason Jun 15, 2019, 7:36 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 10:05 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 10:05 PM

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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 10:05 PM

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Hey, ive seen this one before

honest grove Jun 16, 2019, 1:11 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 1:11 AM

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Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

vapid geode Jun 16, 2019, 2:13 AM

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eternal_justice

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 2:13 AM

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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

vapid geode Jun 16, 2019, 2:13 AM

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thank you vega, very cool

cursive zenith Jun 16, 2019, 9:42 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 9:42 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

sharp void Jun 16, 2019, 11:27 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 11:27 AM

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Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

dusty steeple Jun 16, 2019, 12:34 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 12:34 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

dusty steeple Jun 16, 2019, 12:36 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 12:36 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

sharp void Jun 16, 2019, 12:36 PM

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!robot

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....Awwwwww, it didn't work!

vapid geode Jun 16, 2019, 12:36 PM

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!vega

dusty steeple Jun 16, 2019, 12:37 PM

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spooky spooky spooky

vapid geode Jun 16, 2019, 12:37 PM

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doomguy_thonk what did u do ashley

dusty steeple Jun 16, 2019, 12:37 PM

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Another word for cat spooky

vapid geode Jun 16, 2019, 12:37 PM

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Ohhh

dusty steeple Jun 16, 2019, 12:37 PM

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Rude VEGA

pearl haven Jun 16, 2019, 2:48 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 2:48 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jun 16, 2019, 2:50 PM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 2:50 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

ripe patio Jun 16, 2019, 3:28 PM

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!boomer

wispy kernel Jun 16, 2019, 4:27 PM

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!Doggo

vapid geode Jun 16, 2019, 4:30 PM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 4:30 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

rough mason Jun 16, 2019, 4:51 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 4:51 PM

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

rough mason Jun 16, 2019, 4:51 PM

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Ha ha ha lol

open prism Jun 16, 2019, 4:53 PM

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Someone needs to do a drawing of a Mancubus as a fortune teller now spooky

fleet dock Jun 16, 2019, 5:57 PM

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!lie

misty mason Jun 16, 2019, 6:24 PM

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!pokemon Porygon

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 6:24 PM

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Porygon

Height

2ft 7in (80cm)

Weight

80lbs (36.5kg)

Type

Normal

Abilities [3]

Analytic, Download, Trace

Stats

Speed [40], Special-defense [75], Special-attack [85], Defense [70], Attack [60], Hp [65]

Moves [75]

Tackle, Take-down, Double-edge, Ice-beam, Blizzard

misty mason Jun 16, 2019, 6:24 PM

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The precious ducky boy

sharp void Jun 16, 2019, 6:59 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 16, 2019, 6:59 PM

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

sharp void Jun 16, 2019, 6:59 PM

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Lol.

safe sigil Jun 16, 2019, 9:05 PM

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!badass

safe sigil Jun 17, 2019, 2:03 AM

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!rps

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 2:03 AM

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

safe sigil Jun 17, 2019, 2:03 AM

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!rps DoomSlayer

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 2:03 AM

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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive zenith Jun 17, 2019, 2:04 AM

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fucking how

safe sigil Jun 17, 2019, 2:14 AM

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...

rough mason Jun 17, 2019, 5:29 AM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 5:29 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 17, 2019, 8:53 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 8:53 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jun 17, 2019, 8:53 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 8:53 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed!

thorny fog Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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indeed?

pure compass Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed!

thorny fog Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 17, 2019, 9:32 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:32 AM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 17, 2019, 9:32 AM

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Vega, if you kill a demon and they come back to life, does that mean you didn't kill them?

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:33 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 9:38 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:38 AM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 17, 2019, 9:39 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:39 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 10:00 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 10:00 AM

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Indeed!

cerulean girder Jun 17, 2019, 10:19 AM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 10:19 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 11:05 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:05 AM

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Indeed!

open prism Jun 17, 2019, 11:07 AM

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You have indeeds again vega

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 AM

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I DO!!!

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 AM

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I've been blessed by the gods

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vega vega vega vega

cursive zenith Jun 17, 2019, 12:03 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 12:03 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 12:04 PM

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found "one"....

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doomguy_thonk

flint canyon Jun 17, 2019, 1:49 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 1:49 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

flint canyon Jun 17, 2019, 1:50 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 1:50 PM

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Indeed!

cerulean girder Jun 17, 2019, 2:38 PM

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!girl

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 2:38 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 17, 2019, 2:38 PM

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!dog

drifting cedar Jun 17, 2019, 3:44 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 3:44 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 17, 2019, 5:10 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 5:10 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 17, 2019, 5:52 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 5:52 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 17, 2019, 5:52 PM

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a true artist.

upper kite Jun 17, 2019, 6:14 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 6:14 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jun 17, 2019, 7:06 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 7:06 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

little rivet Jun 17, 2019, 9:26 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 9:26 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 9:35 PM

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!dino

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:14 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:14 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:15 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:16 PM

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!plane

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!pepsi

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!lizard

polar niche Jun 17, 2019, 11:32 PM

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!car

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 17, 2019, 11:32 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 12:03 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 12:03 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 12:04 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 12:04 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 12:04 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 12:04 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 12:04 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 12:04 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 12:05 AM

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!tweet

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 12:06 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 12:06 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 12:06 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 12:06 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 12:06 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jun 18, 2019, 4:40 AM

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!rat

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!owl

vapid geode Jun 18, 2019, 4:49 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 4:49 AM

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Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 4:51 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 4:51 AM

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Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.

polar niche Jun 18, 2019, 4:51 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 4:51 AM

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A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.

vapid geode Jun 18, 2019, 5:55 AM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 5:55 AM

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When a dog does its business it does so in alignment with the Earths magnetic field.

vapid geode Jun 18, 2019, 5:56 AM

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Hoh

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How come it seems every animal except humans have some kind of awareness of the magnetic field

dry olive Jun 18, 2019, 6:34 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 6:34 AM

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Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another

dry olive Jun 18, 2019, 6:34 AM

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what

rough mason Jun 18, 2019, 7:38 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 7:38 AM

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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

rough mason Jun 18, 2019, 7:39 AM

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!dog

pure compass Jun 18, 2019, 9:23 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 9:23 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 18, 2019, 9:38 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 9:38 AM

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Indeed!

cerulean girder Jun 18, 2019, 2:14 PM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 2:14 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

halcyon dust Jun 18, 2019, 4:33 PM

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indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 4:33 PM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 18, 2019, 4:38 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 4:38 PM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 18, 2019, 7:16 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 7:16 PM

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Indeed!

hearty tinsel Jun 18, 2019, 7:17 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 7:17 PM

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Indeed!

cerulean girder Jun 18, 2019, 7:18 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 7:18 PM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 18, 2019, 7:32 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 7:32 PM

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Indeed!

granite flume Jun 18, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Indeed!

granite flume Jun 18, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Indeed!

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Huh.

cerulean girder Jun 18, 2019, 8:23 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 8:23 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jun 18, 2019, 8:23 PM

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!rabbit

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 8:23 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 18, 2019, 8:23 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 8:23 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

chilly wind Jun 18, 2019, 8:34 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 8:34 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jun 18, 2019, 8:38 PM

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Hey vega

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 8:38 PM

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Hey @cerulean girder!

cerulean girder Jun 18, 2019, 8:38 PM

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Whats up

chilly wind Jun 18, 2019, 8:52 PM

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hey vega

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 8:52 PM

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Hey @chilly wind!

upper kite Jun 18, 2019, 10:38 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 18, 2019, 10:38 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

upper kite Jun 18, 2019, 10:38 PM

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siiiip

knotty slate Jun 19, 2019, 12:14 AM

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Big Siiiiiip

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:14 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jun 19, 2019, 12:14 AM

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!bird with a gun

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 12:17 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:17 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 12:19 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:19 AM

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Indeed!

primal breach Jun 19, 2019, 12:36 AM

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!commands

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!country usa

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:39 AM

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Country Information - usa

United States of America

Population

323,947,000

Capital City

Washington, D.C.

Main currency

United States dollar ($)

Located in

Northern America

Demonym

American

Native Name

United States

Area

9,629,091km (5,983,228m)

primal breach Jun 19, 2019, 12:41 AM

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!quote

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:41 AM

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undefined - undefined

pure compass Jun 19, 2019, 2:00 AM

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!quote

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 2:00 AM

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undefined - undefined

pure compass Jun 19, 2019, 2:00 AM

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Wise words indeed

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 2:01 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 2:01 AM

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Indeed!

pure compass Jun 19, 2019, 2:25 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 2:25 AM

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Indeed!

zinc tiger Jun 19, 2019, 3:06 AM

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!commands

pure compass Jun 19, 2019, 3:07 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 3:07 AM

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Indeed!

zinc tiger Jun 19, 2019, 3:08 AM

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!role

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Roleinfo

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Role

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 9:39 AM

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!play bfg division

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 9:44 AM

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Can we have channel with bot that plays Doom OST

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 10:19 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 10:19 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 11:03 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 11:03 AM

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Indeed!

halcyon dust Jun 19, 2019, 11:56 AM

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!rank

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no

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ok

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indoubitably

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indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:00 PM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 12:06 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:06 PM

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Indeed!

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 12:46 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:46 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 12:47 PM

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(((Ordering Increase)))

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 12:47 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 12:47 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 1:03 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 1:03 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 1:05 PM

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Hey when you click it's not the same cat 😿

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 1:12 PM

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Because cats give zero Fuck about rules

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 1:34 PM

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Bonus

rough mason Jun 19, 2019, 1:35 PM

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!joke

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 1:35 PM

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 1:58 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 1:58 PM

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 2:35 PM

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-_-

robust shadow Jun 19, 2019, 2:48 PM

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📎 20190617_192759.jpg

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Friendly stray cat

fleet dock Jun 19, 2019, 3:41 PM

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!commands

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 3:41 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 4:22 PM

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I like this one cheeky parrot

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 4:23 PM

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He says
"Take off your pants"

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 4:34 PM

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Lol

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NahNah omelette du fromage

slate dagger Jun 19, 2019, 5:03 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 5:03 PM

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The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

slate dagger Jun 19, 2019, 5:03 PM

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omfl 🤦

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 5:12 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 5:12 PM

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How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 5:13 PM

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hey that should be a dadjoke

chilly wind Jun 19, 2019, 5:15 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 5:15 PM

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 5:19 PM

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!goodjoke

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 5:21 PM

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You are going to Heaven

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 5:21 PM

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bythegods

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 5:27 PM

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b-but.. hell though...

humble mirage Jun 19, 2019, 6:23 PM

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!doom

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:24 PM

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!space

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 6:24 PM

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
43.6667, -64.4630

Humans in Space (6):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
David Saint-Jacques
Anne McClain
Alexey Ovchinin
Nick Hague
Christina Koch

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:25 PM

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!music

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!hi

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!hello

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 6:26 PM

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!how's it going

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:26 PM

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!space

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 6:26 PM

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
39.6902, -56.9157

Humans in Space (6):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
David Saint-Jacques
Anne McClain
Alexey Ovchinin
Nick Hague
Christina Koch

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:26 PM

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!meteo

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!news

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 6:27 PM

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Hey vega

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 6:27 PM

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Hey @vapid geode!

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:27 PM

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!mars

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 6:28 PM

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!deimos

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:28 PM

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!snek

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 6:28 PM

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!spooky

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:29 PM

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!phobos

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 6:29 PM

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!earth

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 6:29 PM

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!hell

primal breach Jun 19, 2019, 6:41 PM

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!Iran

humble mirage Jun 19, 2019, 6:50 PM

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!doot

vapid geode Jun 19, 2019, 6:50 PM

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!justice

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 7:04 PM

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!whatthefuck

hearty tinsel Jun 19, 2019, 7:04 PM

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!deimos

knotty slate Jun 19, 2019, 10:07 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 10:07 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

quick comet Jun 19, 2019, 11:03 PM

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!space

noble perchBOT Jun 19, 2019, 11:03 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
42.4130, -132.5814

Humans in Space (6):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
David Saint-Jacques
Anne McClain
Alexey Ovchinin
Nick Hague
Christina Koch

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 11:30 PM

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!ladjoke

quick comet Jun 19, 2019, 11:31 PM

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!yourmom

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F

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 11:31 PM

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!bondage

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!self-destruct

cursive zenith Jun 19, 2019, 11:32 PM

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glare

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 11:32 PM

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Oop

quick comet Jun 19, 2019, 11:33 PM

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wowitsfuckingnothing

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 11:33 PM

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!pizza

quick comet Jun 19, 2019, 11:33 PM

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🍕

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 11:34 PM

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doomguy_grin

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Got pizza

quick comet Jun 19, 2019, 11:34 PM

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doomguy_god

cerulean girder Jun 19, 2019, 11:45 PM

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!ripandtear

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!idclip

quick comet Jun 19, 2019, 11:56 PM

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!iddqd

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2019, 12:25 AM

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!vega

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!hugo

knotty slate Jun 20, 2019, 2:29 AM

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!bird with pizza

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 2:29 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

maiden rain Jun 20, 2019, 2:38 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 2:38 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

maiden rain Jun 20, 2019, 2:39 AM

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!pizza

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!help

drifting cedar Jun 20, 2019, 3:09 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 3:09 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2019, 4:32 AM

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!green goo

fleet dock Jun 20, 2019, 8:11 AM

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!demon

hearty tinsel Jun 20, 2019, 10:40 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 10:40 AM

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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

vapid geode Jun 20, 2019, 10:41 AM

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-_-

hearty tinsel Jun 20, 2019, 11:06 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 11:06 AM

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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

sharp salmon Jun 20, 2019, 12:23 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 12:23 PM

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

hearty tinsel Jun 20, 2019, 12:25 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 12:25 PM

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2019, 12:31 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 12:31 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 20, 2019, 12:32 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 12:32 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2019, 12:33 PM

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spoopy chimken 😮

maiden rain Jun 20, 2019, 2:27 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 2:27 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

maiden rain Jun 20, 2019, 2:27 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 2:27 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

humble mirage Jun 20, 2019, 3:01 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 3:01 PM

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

humble mirage Jun 20, 2019, 3:02 PM

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!goodjoke

cursive zenith Jun 20, 2019, 3:02 PM

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!joke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 3:02 PM

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

vapid geode Jun 20, 2019, 4:01 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 4:01 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

chilly wind Jun 20, 2019, 5:08 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:08 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jun 20, 2019, 5:10 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:10 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jun 20, 2019, 5:10 PM

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smh vega ran outta cats again

chilly wind Jun 20, 2019, 5:17 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:17 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

chilly wind Jun 20, 2019, 5:17 PM

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tap on the link, it shows different cattos

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:22 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:22 PM

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

toxic girder Jun 20, 2019, 5:22 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:22 PM

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Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:22 PM

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Ahem. If you wanted to make it better (or worse), use Sundae school instead

vapid geode Jun 20, 2019, 5:24 PM

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Wait what... the cat changed

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:27 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:27 PM

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:27 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:27 PM

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How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:36 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:36 PM

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:36 PM

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!goodjoke

mild lava Jun 20, 2019, 5:37 PM

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Cuz u really like jokes don’t u @modest crater

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:37 PM

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I'm just bored, so I'm sending jokes off and helping other people laugh.

mild lava Jun 20, 2019, 5:37 PM

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I respect it

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Gods work no cap

modest crater Jun 20, 2019, 5:38 PM

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Jacksepticeye: slaps whiteboard, sending all the markers off the holder LAUGH!

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:38 PM

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Q: What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe? A: 200 Dollars.

mild lava Jun 20, 2019, 5:38 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:38 PM

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

vapid geode Jun 20, 2019, 5:38 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 5:38 PM

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

mild lava Jun 20, 2019, 5:40 PM

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Where do I find the Vega commands

chilly wind Jun 20, 2019, 5:42 PM

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!help

mild lava Jun 20, 2019, 5:42 PM

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Thx

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!help

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2019, 8:32 PM

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!help

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!pug

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 8:34 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2019, 10:15 PM

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!pug

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 10:15 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2019, 10:39 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2019, 10:39 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

jaunty parcel Jun 20, 2019, 11:22 PM

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.badjoke

fleet dock Jun 21, 2019, 5:06 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 5:06 AM

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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

rough mason Jun 21, 2019, 11:01 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 11:01 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

vapid geode Jun 21, 2019, 1:29 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 1:29 PM

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

azure onyx Jun 21, 2019, 3:24 PM

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greetings fellow slayers slayer_helmet

gentle scaffold Jun 21, 2019, 3:25 PM

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Hey

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 5:46 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 5:46 PM

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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

vapid geode Jun 21, 2019, 5:51 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 5:51 PM

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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 6:18 PM

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!pug

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 6:18 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

balmy saffron Jun 21, 2019, 8:02 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 8:02 PM

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The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

balmy saffron Jun 21, 2019, 8:02 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 8:02 PM

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Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

balmy saffron Jun 21, 2019, 8:03 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 8:03 PM

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What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!

balmy saffron Jun 21, 2019, 8:03 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 8:03 PM

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My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 8:04 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 8:04 PM

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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 8:04 PM

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Bruh

ripe patio Jun 21, 2019, 8:10 PM

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!doberman

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 8:12 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 8:12 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 8:12 PM

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Wtf lol

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 8:16 PM

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I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 10:51 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2019, 10:51 PM

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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2019, 10:51 PM

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This joke sounds very old, but i never heard of it, but i gurantee its old.

oak crest Jun 22, 2019, 6:04 AM

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bfg9000

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 6:20 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 6:20 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 6:20 AM

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Damn all the birbs are angery today

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 6:21 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

humble mirage Jun 22, 2019, 8:32 AM

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!help

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!define doom

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 8:34 AM

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Word: doom

Definition: something very bad that is going to happen, or the fact that it is going to happen

Example: A sense of impending doom(=coming very soon) gripped her.

humble mirage Jun 22, 2019, 8:35 AM

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!adorable

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 8:35 AM

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**Command:** !adorable

Aliases: !adorableavatar, !adorableav
Description: Get an adorable avatar based on your identifier.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !adorable <identifier>
Example: !adorable Eleos

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 8:38 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 8:38 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

azure onyx Jun 22, 2019, 8:44 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTKpqEX8S04

YouTube

Szczebrzeszyniarz Brzeczyszczyczmoszyski

Classic Doom Eternal Trailer

A worthy excuse to bring out a sequel, if there ever was one. A side by side comparison can be officially found here. https://youtu.be/NiDSGMeh708 Featuring ...

▶ Play video

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amazing! props to ppl who made this

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 8:58 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 8:58 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

rough mason Jun 22, 2019, 9:52 AM

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!doom

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 9:53 AM

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 9:53 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 9:53 AM

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What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 10:19 AM

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!Samuelhayden

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 11:24 AM

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!DOOT

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 11:27 AM

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! eternal_justice

fleet dock Jun 22, 2019, 11:28 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 11:28 AM

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"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 11:29 AM

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-_-

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 11:44 AM

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welpp

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 11:44 AM

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It was all just a dream.

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 11:45 AM

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lumensparkles

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 11:45 AM

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i'm tempted to go down this path but i must resist

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 11:46 AM

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ripandtearyourguts

sly monolith Jun 22, 2019, 12:22 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 12:22 PM

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Found one!

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 2:02 PM

#

where

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 2:03 PM

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The birb was a lie

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 2:03 PM

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:0

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show me the birb VEGA

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 2:06 PM

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vega Hi, i am VEGA, the sentient intelligence assigned to Mars vega Found one! https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/638/BirdsWithArms01.jpg

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 2:12 PM

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Thank you, vega. Finally doing your job

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 3:05 PM

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Can we just don't with Dyno

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 3:32 PM

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I'd love to just don't with dyno

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 3:32 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 3:32 PM

#

!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 3:32 PM

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Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 3:33 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 3:33 PM

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Two stray dogs in Afghanistan saved 50 American soliders. A Facebook group raised $21,000 to bring the dogs back to the US and reunite them with the soldiers.

autumn talon Jun 22, 2019, 6:26 PM

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!kitty

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

autumn talon Jun 22, 2019, 6:26 PM

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deceeeeeeent

knotty slate Jun 22, 2019, 7:16 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 7:16 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

knotty slate Jun 22, 2019, 7:17 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 7:17 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 7:27 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 7:27 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 22, 2019, 7:27 PM

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birb no

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 7:39 PM

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doomguy_shock

tidal cargo Jun 22, 2019, 7:42 PM

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vega racist>

atomic epoch Jun 22, 2019, 9:51 PM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 9:51 PM

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Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.

autumn summit Jun 22, 2019, 10:00 PM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2019, 10:00 PM

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Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2019, 10:05 PM

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I love Jags

next raptor Jun 23, 2019, 4:05 AM

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!help

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!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 4:06 AM

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You chose Scissor. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pure compass Jun 23, 2019, 4:20 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 4:20 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pure compass Jun 23, 2019, 4:21 AM

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ur an

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us

sly monolith Jun 23, 2019, 4:41 AM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 4:41 AM

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Newfoundlands are great at swimming due to their webbed feet.

sly monolith Jun 23, 2019, 4:42 AM

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!birbfact

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 4:42 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jun 23, 2019, 5:03 AM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 5:03 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 7:14 AM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 7:14 AM

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The Beatles song “A day in the life” contains a whistle that cant be heard by humans, only dogs.

ionic linden Jun 23, 2019, 8:02 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 8:02 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 8:03 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 8:03 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

pure compass Jun 23, 2019, 8:04 AM

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!spider

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sad

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 11:36 AM

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:(

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 12:42 PM

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!bat

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DDDDD:

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 1:23 PM

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!baalgar

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doomguy_shock

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:23 PM

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!cyberdemon

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Smh I am so dissapointed in you vega

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 1:24 PM

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VEGA !git gud

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:24 PM

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Pointup

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GitGud GitGud GitGud GitGud

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 1:25 PM

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doomguy_shock

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 1:28 PM

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!rps Doom Slayer

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 1:28 PM

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You chose Doom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 1:31 PM

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ripandtear

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:31 PM

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ripandtearyourguts

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!rps Shotgun

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 1:32 PM

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You chose Shotgun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:32 PM

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n a n i

karmic juniper Jun 23, 2019, 1:39 PM

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vega

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 1:53 PM

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!rps BFG

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 1:53 PM

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You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:54 PM

#

WH

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 1:54 PM

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!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 1:54 PM

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You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:54 PM

#

doomguy_shock

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 1:55 PM

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You chose God. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 1:55 PM

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!rps God

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:55 PM

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what kinda indistructible rock, paper, and scissors are these

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 1:55 PM

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Yeeeaahh ROCK

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:55 PM

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ripandtearyourguts

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 1:55 PM

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Simple - All-mighty God created Rock he cannot lift

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:56 PM

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but how can he still be all mighty if he cannot lift the rock

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 1:56 PM

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Who says that he is still all mighty. He is all mighty, so he can make him not all mighty.
After rock is created, he is all mighty no more

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 1:57 PM

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HMm

indigo grail Jun 23, 2019, 2:14 PM

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Maybe it's Dwayne Johnson

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 2:38 PM

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!rps Dwayne Johnson

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 2:38 PM

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You chose Dwayne. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 2:38 PM

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makes sense

pure compass Jun 23, 2019, 2:39 PM

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!rps JohnCena

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 2:39 PM

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You chose Johncena. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pure compass Jun 23, 2019, 2:39 PM

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Yeah vega cheats

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 2:41 PM

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Let's give him a taste of his own medicine
!rps paper

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Chicken

gentle scaffold Jun 23, 2019, 2:46 PM

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My throat taste like chicken

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 2:47 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

pure compass Jun 23, 2019, 2:47 PM

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!rps paper

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HAHAHA

cerulean girder Jun 23, 2019, 2:59 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 2:59 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

mortal swift Jun 23, 2019, 3:38 PM

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even jojo can lift a rock

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 3:39 PM

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!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 3:39 PM

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You chose Scissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 3:39 PM

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H O H ?

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vega you filthy hacker >:(

rough mason Jun 23, 2019, 4:51 PM

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!joke

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 4:51 PM

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

rough mason Jun 23, 2019, 4:51 PM

#

!dryjoke

open prism Jun 23, 2019, 8:15 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 8:15 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

open prism Jun 23, 2019, 8:16 PM

#

daisy_f

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 8:47 PM

#

!rps peautButterJamSandwich

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 8:47 PM

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You chose Peautbutterjamsandwich. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 8:47 PM

#

fuckouttahere

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 8:50 PM

#

!rps a bigger rock

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 8:50 PM

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You chose A. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 8:51 PM

#

welp there goes my funny

open prism Jun 23, 2019, 9:07 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 9:07 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

open prism Jun 23, 2019, 9:08 PM

#

vega cheateur

cursive zenith Jun 23, 2019, 10:14 PM

#

!rps pikachu

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2019, 10:14 PM

#

You chose Pikachu. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

open prism Jun 23, 2019, 10:18 PM

#

Poor Pikachu was stoned to death

vapid geode Jun 23, 2019, 11:01 PM

#

:O das brutal

chilly wind Jun 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

chilly wind Jun 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 12:39 AM

#

!rps poop

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 12:39 AM

#

You chose Poop. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 12:40 AM

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!rps poorly

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 12:40 AM

#

You chose Poorly. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rigid needle Jun 24, 2019, 1:27 AM

#

!rps rock,paper,scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 1:27 AM

#

You chose Rock,paper,scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rigid needle Jun 24, 2019, 1:27 AM

#

🤔

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 1:40 AM

#

!rps poop

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 1:40 AM

#

You chose Poop. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 1:41 AM

#

why not paper? ripandtear

pure compass Jun 24, 2019, 1:44 AM

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mom found the poop scissors

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 1:45 AM

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That's the prison guard not mom

#

you hide your shiv where you can

knotty slate Jun 24, 2019, 2:15 AM

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!rps nuke

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:15 AM

#

You chose Nuke. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

knotty slate Jun 24, 2019, 2:16 AM

#

!rps invincible forcefield

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:16 AM

#

You chose Invincible. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 2:20 AM

#

!rps Death_by_exile

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:20 AM

#

You chose Earth. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 2:21 AM

#

!rps Death_by_exile

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:21 AM

#

You chose Death_by_exile. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pure compass Jun 24, 2019, 2:31 AM

#

!rps impossibletolose

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:31 AM

#

You chose Impossibletolose. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pure compass Jun 24, 2019, 2:32 AM

#

!rps thisbeatsrock,paper,andscissorsandcan'tlose

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:32 AM

#

You chose Thisbeatsrock,paper,andscissorsandcan'tlose. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 2:54 AM

#

!rps to_lose_your_shit

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:54 AM

#

You chose To_lose_your_shit. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 2:55 AM

#

!rps a_new_set_of_curtains

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:55 AM

#

You chose A_new_set_of_curtains. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 2:56 AM

#

!rps todd

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:56 AM

#

You chose . I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

knotty slate Jun 24, 2019, 6:23 AM

#

!rps bird

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 6:23 AM

#

You chose Bird. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 7:01 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 8:27 AM

#

!rps poop

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:27 AM

#

You chose Poop. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 8:27 AM

#

All clean! Thank mr VEga

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 8:29 AM

#

!rps aSharperScissor

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:29 AM

#

You chose Asharperscissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 8:31 AM

#

!rps boogers

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:31 AM

#

You chose Boogers. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 8:32 AM

#

ew

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 8:33 AM

#

Well we used paper so it hygienic

#

!rps plastic

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 8:34 AM

#

lol vega's had enough

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 8:35 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:35 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

bold blaze Jun 24, 2019, 8:42 AM

#

!rps doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:42 AM

#

You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 8:46 AM

#

!rps vega

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:46 AM

#

You chose . I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 8:48 AM

#

vega nuuuu

#

!rps supershotgun

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:49 AM

#

You chose :supershotgun:. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

bold blaze Jun 24, 2019, 8:53 AM

#

!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:53 AM

#

You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 8:56 AM

#

!rps 🕊

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:56 AM

#

You chose 🕊. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

rough mason Jun 24, 2019, 8:57 AM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:57 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 9:01 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 9:01 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 9:04 AM

#

!pug

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 9:04 AM

#

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 9:05 AM

#

!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 9:05 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 9:06 AM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 9:06 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 9:07 AM

#

!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 9:07 AM

#

A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.

fleet dock Jun 24, 2019, 2:41 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:41 PM

#

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

fleet dock Jun 24, 2019, 2:42 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:42 PM

#

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 2:42 PM

#

-_-

fleet dock Jun 24, 2019, 2:44 PM

#

omg this is awful vega 😄

vapid geode Jun 24, 2019, 2:45 PM

#

smh vega, doesnt get worse than that

fleet dock Jun 24, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.

karmic juniper Jun 24, 2019, 3:33 PM

#

!imp

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 4:41 PM

#

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2019, 4:52 PM

#

!pug

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 4:52 PM

#

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

fleet dock Jun 24, 2019, 5:04 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 5:04 PM

#

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

carmine meadow Jun 24, 2019, 8:25 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:25 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

carmine meadow Jun 24, 2019, 8:25 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:25 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

drifting wharf Jun 24, 2019, 8:52 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:52 PM

#

What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!

drifting wharf Jun 24, 2019, 8:52 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 8:52 PM

#

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

clever steeple Jun 24, 2019, 9:19 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 9:19 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

ornate shard Jun 24, 2019, 11:00 PM

#

!cow

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2019, 11:00 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

junior heart Jun 25, 2019, 1:48 AM

#

!pug

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 1:48 AM

#

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

drifting wharf Jun 25, 2019, 2:44 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 2:44 AM

#

Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

drifting wharf Jun 25, 2019, 2:45 AM

#

Now that’s a joke I can appreciate

lilac oriole Jun 25, 2019, 3:05 AM

#

!rps todd

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 3:05 AM

#

You chose . I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

lilac oriole Jun 25, 2019, 3:05 AM

#

!todd

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 4:13 AM

#

!rps skull_yellow

vapid geode Jun 25, 2019, 4:16 AM

#

!rps ✂

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 4:16 AM

#

You chose ✂. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jun 25, 2019, 4:16 AM

#

HMMMMM

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 4:16 AM

#

glarethink

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 4:50 AM

#

You chose . I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 4:50 AM

#

!rps bfg10k

#

LIES

vapid geode Jun 25, 2019, 4:52 AM

#

!rps 📰

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 4:52 AM

#

You chose 📰. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 5:07 AM

#

!rps Hopes_and_dreams

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 5:07 AM

#

You chose Hopes_and_dreams. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jun 25, 2019, 5:07 AM

#

doomguy_dead

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 5:07 AM

#

Bureaucracy SMH

warm adder Jun 25, 2019, 5:15 AM

#

!rps rock paper and scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 5:15 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 6:18 AM

#

You chose Bfg. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

willow vault Jun 25, 2019, 6:25 AM

#

!rps Doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 6:25 AM

#

You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

willow vault Jun 25, 2019, 6:26 AM

#

We've got a city to burn

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 6:26 AM

#

You chose Indeed. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fleet dock Jun 25, 2019, 11:50 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 11:50 AM

#

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

vapid geode Jun 25, 2019, 11:50 AM

#

disgustedcaldwell

rough mason Jun 25, 2019, 3:41 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 3:41 PM

#

What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

rough mason Jun 25, 2019, 3:42 PM

#

😂

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 4:06 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 4:06 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 4:09 PM

#

Unwholesome birb

vapid geode Jun 25, 2019, 4:19 PM

#

birb drank some woke juice

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 4:56 PM

#

!rps

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 4:56 PM

#

**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 7:16 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 7:16 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 7:16 PM

#

hell yea it does

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

!rps doomguy

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 10:42 PM

#

You chose Doomguy. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 25, 2019, 10:43 PM

#

I disagree @noble perch

karmic juniper Jun 25, 2019, 10:43 PM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

ornate shard Jun 25, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

!rps BFG 9000
How

noble perchBOT Jun 25, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 26, 2019, 7:34 AM

#

!rps marty

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 7:34 AM

#

You chose . I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bold blaze Jun 26, 2019, 10:02 AM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 10:02 AM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

bold blaze Jun 26, 2019, 10:03 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 10:03 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

half brook Jun 26, 2019, 12:10 PM

#

!rps gun

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 12:10 PM

#

You chose Gun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fleet dock Jun 26, 2019, 12:43 PM

#

! badjoke

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 12:43 PM

#

Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

plush flame Jun 26, 2019, 5:06 PM

#

marty

willow vault Jun 26, 2019, 5:36 PM

#

!goodjoke

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 5:36 PM

#

My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

willow vault Jun 26, 2019, 5:55 PM

#

!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 5:55 PM

#

You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 6:10 PM

#

You chose . I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 26, 2019, 6:17 PM

#

!rps face

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 6:17 PM

#

You chose Face. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jun 26, 2019, 6:18 PM

#

Ouch...

cerulean girder Jun 26, 2019, 6:18 PM

#

doomguy_dead

vapid geode Jun 26, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

!normaljoke

karmic juniper Jun 26, 2019, 6:52 PM

#

!darkjoke

vapid geode Jun 26, 2019, 6:54 PM

#

!lightjoke

cerulean girder Jun 26, 2019, 7:10 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 7:10 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 26, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fleet dock Jun 27, 2019, 7:57 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 7:57 AM

#

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

vapid geode Jun 27, 2019, 7:58 AM

#

UnknownEmotion

vapid geode Jun 27, 2019, 11:06 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 11:06 AM

#

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

hearty tinsel Jun 27, 2019, 11:17 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 11:17 AM

#

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

vapid geode Jun 27, 2019, 11:26 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 11:26 AM

#

“Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”

cerulean girder Jun 27, 2019, 2:28 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 2:28 PM

#

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

patent spear Jun 27, 2019, 2:51 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 2:51 PM

#

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

cerulean girder Jun 27, 2019, 7:49 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 7:49 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 27, 2019, 7:50 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 7:50 PM

#

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

modest crater Jun 27, 2019, 7:51 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 7:51 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jun 27, 2019, 7:52 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 7:52 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 27, 2019, 7:55 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 7:55 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jun 27, 2019, 7:56 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2019, 7:56 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

visual scarab Jun 28, 2019, 3:07 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 3:07 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

smoky kayak Jun 28, 2019, 5:10 AM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 5:10 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 28, 2019, 7:49 AM

#

!rps hogan's castle

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 7:49 AM

#

You chose Hogan's. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 28, 2019, 7:50 AM

#

!rps fool

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 7:50 AM

#

You chose Fool. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 28, 2019, 3:38 PM

#

!rps hope

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 3:38 PM

#

You chose Hope. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 3:42 PM

#

doomguy_dead

carmine meadow Jun 28, 2019, 6:06 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:06 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

carmine meadow Jun 28, 2019, 6:07 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:07 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 6:07 PM

#

!prs scissors

carmine meadow Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 PM

#

!rps shotgun

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 PM

#

You chose Shotgun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

carmine meadow Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 6:09 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:09 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

carmine meadow Jun 28, 2019, 6:10 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:10 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:14 PM

#

!rps ROCK

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:14 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:15 PM

#

!rps doomkip

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:15 PM

#

You chose Doomkip. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:16 PM

#

!rps doomkip

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:16 PM

#

You chose Doomkip. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 6:17 PM

#

doomguy_shock no... thats not possible!

karmic juniper Jun 28, 2019, 6:36 PM

#

!rps towel

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:36 PM

#

You chose Towel. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

!rps doomkip

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

You chose Doomkip. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 6:38 PM

#

dwayne cries in the distance

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

You chose Chainsaw. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

karmic juniper Jun 28, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

!rps chainsaw

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

chinese chainsaw vs russian paper

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

!rps doomkip

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

You chose Doomkip. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:43 PM

#

!rps doomkip

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:43 PM

#

You chose Doomkip. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vapid geode Jun 28, 2019, 6:44 PM

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!rps doomkip

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2019, 6:44 PM

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You chose . I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

chilly wind Jun 28, 2019, 6:45 PM

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he got covered up

smoky kayak Jun 29, 2019, 3:47 AM

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!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 3:47 AM

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You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

smoky kayak Jun 29, 2019, 3:47 AM

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!rps Paper_and_rock_and_scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 3:47 AM

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You chose Paper_and_rock_and_scissors. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

west holly Jun 29, 2019, 5:21 AM

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Dose VEGA always wins? Why dose VEGA play if it always wins?

vapid geode Jun 29, 2019, 5:23 AM

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hes sadistic

pure compass Jun 29, 2019, 5:46 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 5:46 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

robust crypt Jun 29, 2019, 6:05 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 6:05 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

rough mason Jun 29, 2019, 12:33 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 12:33 PM

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

worthy fable Jun 29, 2019, 1:44 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 1:44 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

short meteor Jun 29, 2019, 2:31 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 2:31 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jun 29, 2019, 3:44 PM

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!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 3:44 PM

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You chose Scissor. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

frail burrow Jun 29, 2019, 4:33 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 4:33 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

radiant plaza Jun 29, 2019, 6:17 PM

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!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 6:17 PM

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You chose Scissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vapid geode Jun 29, 2019, 6:22 PM

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HMMMM

crystal spear Jun 29, 2019, 6:24 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 6:24 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

crystal spear Jun 29, 2019, 6:25 PM

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!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 6:25 PM

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You chose Scissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

crystal spear Jun 29, 2019, 6:25 PM

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Wait what

smoky kayak Jun 29, 2019, 10:13 PM

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lol

oblique tiger Jun 29, 2019, 10:25 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 10:25 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

dreamy sinew Jun 29, 2019, 11:32 PM

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!rps Shotgun

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2019, 11:32 PM

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You chose Shotgun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

dreamy sinew Jun 29, 2019, 11:32 PM

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wait WHAT

smoky kayak Jun 30, 2019, 1:25 AM

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!rps immortality

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 1:25 AM

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You chose Immortality. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 30, 2019, 2:07 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 2:07 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 30, 2019, 2:08 AM

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!rps bfg

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 2:08 AM

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You chose Bfg. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jun 30, 2019, 5:17 AM

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wh

vapid geode Jun 30, 2019, 5:19 AM

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HMMmmm

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 5:30 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jun 30, 2019, 5:32 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 5:32 AM

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A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

vapid geode Jun 30, 2019, 5:33 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 5:33 AM

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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

vapid geode Jun 30, 2019, 5:33 AM

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megalel megalel megalel

west holly Jun 30, 2019, 5:55 AM

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What would a bot do if it bot itself?

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 7:19 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

ionic linden Jun 30, 2019, 7:19 AM

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!birb

rough mason Jun 30, 2019, 8:48 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 8:48 AM

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

dusty steppe Jun 30, 2019, 9:00 AM

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!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 9:00 AM

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You chose Scissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hearty schooner Jun 30, 2019, 10:23 AM

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!rps the entirety of hell

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 10:23 AM

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You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hearty schooner Jun 30, 2019, 10:23 AM

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🗿 epic gamer moment subscribe for more

vapid geode Jun 30, 2019, 10:40 AM

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eternal_justice

cursive zenith Jun 30, 2019, 11:39 AM

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Bringing back traditions

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 11:39 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 30, 2019, 5:06 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 5:06 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 30, 2019, 5:07 PM

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birb that is so mean :(

pure compass Jun 30, 2019, 7:06 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2019, 7:06 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

drifting wharf Jul 1, 2019, 2:09 AM

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Vega no

karmic night Jul 1, 2019, 2:25 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 1, 2019, 2:25 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fleet dock Jul 1, 2019, 5:24 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 1, 2019, 5:24 PM

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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

vapid geode Jul 1, 2019, 5:24 PM

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what?

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I genuinely dont get that one

maiden oriole Jul 1, 2019, 5:26 PM

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The seven dwarfs, from the Snow White fairytale

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one's name is "Happy" (in the Disney adaptation anyway)

vapid geode Jul 1, 2019, 5:26 PM

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ahh I see

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haven't watched that movie

maiden oriole Jul 1, 2019, 5:27 PM

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It's oooold

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But pretty decent for the time

vapid geode Jul 1, 2019, 5:28 PM

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huh interesting
I'd watch it if I was a child, but blobshrug

maiden oriole Jul 1, 2019, 5:39 PM

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📎 krRKYvOYq2bEYYfJQ5RjENiQfscTSdecumjM4vQ-WFE.png

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watch it anyway

ornate shard Jul 1, 2019, 6:01 PM

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!music

vapid geode Jul 1, 2019, 6:03 PM

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heh fuck it then. I'll watch it

rough mason Jul 1, 2019, 10:19 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 1, 2019, 10:19 PM

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Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

karmic juniper Jul 2, 2019, 6:09 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 6:09 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

crystal spear Jul 2, 2019, 6:17 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 6:17 AM

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

fleet dock Jul 2, 2019, 9:24 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 9:24 AM

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

rough mason Jul 2, 2019, 10:10 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 10:10 AM

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Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

vapid geode Jul 2, 2019, 10:14 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 10:14 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jul 2, 2019, 11:49 AM

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!pug

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 11:49 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!

vapid geode Jul 2, 2019, 12:16 PM

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!Cat

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 12:16 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jul 2, 2019, 12:17 PM

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2 in 1 combo catto and doggo

fleet dock Jul 2, 2019, 12:25 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 12:25 PM

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

scarlet edge Jul 2, 2019, 12:28 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 12:28 PM

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Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

scarlet edge Jul 2, 2019, 12:29 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2019, 12:29 PM

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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

vapid geode Jul 2, 2019, 12:30 PM

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!badjoke