#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 56

noble perchBOT May 31, 2019, 8:40 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

odd crescent May 31, 2019, 8:41 PM

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Savage birbs

cerulean girder May 31, 2019, 10:48 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT May 31, 2019, 10:48 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder May 31, 2019, 10:52 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT May 31, 2019, 10:52 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode May 31, 2019, 10:54 PM

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vega you need to get more catsss

livid steeple Jun 1, 2019, 1:13 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 1:13 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 1, 2019, 2:53 AM

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There's a new sheriff in town

vapid geode Jun 1, 2019, 3:32 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 3:32 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 1, 2019, 3:34 AM

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!Birb

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 3:34 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

glass flame Jun 1, 2019, 3:54 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 3:54 AM

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

rough mason Jun 1, 2019, 2:21 PM

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!salamander

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No... 😂

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 2:24 PM

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Can February march? No, but April may.

rough mason Jun 1, 2019, 2:24 PM

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😂

vapid geode Jun 1, 2019, 2:24 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 2:24 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jun 1, 2019, 4:42 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 4:42 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 1, 2019, 4:44 PM

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spikyyy head

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anime birb

vapid geode Jun 1, 2019, 7:48 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 7:48 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 1, 2019, 8:40 PM

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Illuminati !

vapid geode Jun 1, 2019, 8:44 PM

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doomguy_god_hd chickseption

drifting wharf Jun 1, 2019, 9:09 PM

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!bear

modest spear Jun 1, 2019, 9:54 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 9:54 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

modest spear Jun 1, 2019, 9:54 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 9:54 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

glass flame Jun 1, 2019, 11:37 PM

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!pokemon Pichu

noble perchBOT Jun 1, 2019, 11:37 PM

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Pichu

Height

0ft 12in (30cm)

Weight

4lbs (2kg)

Type

Electric

Abilities [2]

Lightning-rod, Static

Stats

Speed [60], Special-defense [35], Special-attack [35], Defense [15], Attack [40], Hp [20]

Moves [75]

Double-slap, Mega-punch, Thunder-punch, Mega-kick, Headbutt

hollow tiger Jun 2, 2019, 8:29 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 8:29 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

loud jay Jun 2, 2019, 8:41 AM

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The white in his eyes

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doomguy_god

vapid geode Jun 2, 2019, 8:41 AM

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IDDQDog

cursive zenith Jun 2, 2019, 9:23 AM

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!pokemon abra

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 9:23 AM

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Abra

Height

2ft 11in (90cm)

Weight

42lbs (19.5kg)

Type

Psychic

Abilities [3]

Magic-guard, Inner-focus, Synchronize

Stats

Speed [90], Special-defense [55], Special-attack [105], Defense [15], Attack [20], Hp [25]

Moves [92]

Mega-punch, Fire-punch, Ice-punch, Thunder-punch, Mega-kick

livid steeple Jun 2, 2019, 1:36 PM

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!pokemon darkrai

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 1:36 PM

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Darkrai

Height

4ft 11in (150cm)

Weight

111lbs (50.5kg)

Type

Dark

Abilities [1]

Bad-dreams

Stats

Speed [125], Special-defense [90], Special-attack [135], Defense [90], Attack [90], Hp [70]

Moves [85]

Swords-dance, Cut, Headbutt, Disable, Ice-beam

livid steeple Jun 2, 2019, 1:36 PM

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!pokemon new

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 1:36 PM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

livid steeple Jun 2, 2019, 1:36 PM

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!pokemon mew

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 1:36 PM

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Mew

Height

1ft 4in (40cm)

Weight

8lbs (4kg)

Type

Psychic

Abilities [1]

Synchronize

Stats

Speed [100], Special-defense [100], Special-attack [100], Defense [100], Attack [100], Hp [100]

Moves [246]

Pound, Mega-punch, Pay-day, Fire-punch, Ice-punch

cursive zenith Jun 2, 2019, 1:40 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 1:40 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 2, 2019, 2:36 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 2:36 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

last island Jun 2, 2019, 3:02 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 3:02 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

last island Jun 2, 2019, 3:02 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 3:02 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jun 2, 2019, 3:02 PM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 3:02 PM

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Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.

vapid geode Jun 2, 2019, 3:02 PM

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:0

last island Jun 2, 2019, 3:03 PM

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successfully?

loud jay Jun 2, 2019, 4:29 PM

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It's because they have 9 lives!

vapid geode Jun 2, 2019, 4:40 PM

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:0000

cerulean girder Jun 2, 2019, 7:08 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 7:09 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jun 2, 2019, 7:09 PM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 7:09 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 2, 2019, 7:31 PM

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Elegy of a birb

cursive zenith Jun 2, 2019, 7:46 PM

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Me irl

drifting cedar Jun 2, 2019, 9:27 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 9:27 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

livid steeple Jun 2, 2019, 9:35 PM

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!pokemon garchomp

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 9:35 PM

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Garchomp

Height

6ft 3in (190cm)

Weight

209lbs (95kg)

Types

Ground, Dragon

Abilities [2]

Rough-skin, Sand-veil

Stats

Speed [102], Special-defense [85], Special-attack [80], Defense [95], Attack [130], Hp [108]

Moves [74]

Swords-dance, Cut, Sand-attack, Headbutt, Tackle

livid steeple Jun 2, 2019, 9:37 PM

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!pokemon dusknoir

noble perchBOT Jun 2, 2019, 9:37 PM

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Dusknoir

Height

7ft 3in (220cm)

Weight

235lbs (106.6kg)

Type

Ghost

Abilities [2]

Frisk, Pressure

Stats

Speed [45], Special-defense [135], Special-attack [65], Defense [135], Attack [100], Hp [45]

Moves [82]

Fire-punch, Ice-punch, Thunder-punch, Bind, Headbutt

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 12:21 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 12:21 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 3, 2019, 12:27 AM

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Oh nose

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 12:28 AM

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... this birb would fly by the powers of jazz hands

loud jay Jun 3, 2019, 12:33 AM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/0d3280e9d44b53c638aa3db422e6b54e/tenor.gif

last island Jun 3, 2019, 3:12 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 3:12 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

dusty steeple Jun 3, 2019, 3:12 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 3:12 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 3:13 AM

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theres the birbs :)))

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 3:13 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 3:13 AM

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!birb

last island Jun 3, 2019, 3:14 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 3:14 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

last island Jun 3, 2019, 3:14 AM

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c

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 4:39 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 4:39 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

last island Jun 3, 2019, 5:13 AM

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Who is doomguy?

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 5:13 AM

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YOU are!

last island Jun 3, 2019, 5:14 AM

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Doomguy is who?

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Who is guydoom?

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 5:14 AM

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ARE you!

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 5:14 AM

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wh

loud jay Jun 3, 2019, 5:14 AM

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Vega is drunk again

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 5:15 AM

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vega drank too much coolant

rough mason Jun 3, 2019, 6:32 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 6:32 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 6:34 AM

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thats the cutest thing I've ever seen

last island Jun 3, 2019, 6:42 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 6:42 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 6:42 AM

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he's vampire bat

last island Jun 3, 2019, 8:08 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 8:08 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 8:11 AM

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uhoh politics

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 10:14 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

odd crescent Jun 3, 2019, 10:14 AM

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!birb

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 10:15 AM

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criminal

odd crescent Jun 3, 2019, 10:19 AM

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Shhh

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 10:20 AM

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put to jail for seed crimes

odd crescent Jun 3, 2019, 10:27 AM

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You'll never catch

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 11:20 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 11:20 AM

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Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.

thick halo Jun 3, 2019, 11:21 AM

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which animals does it know

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 11:24 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 11:24 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

thick halo Jun 3, 2019, 11:24 AM

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!pangolin

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idk

cerulean girder Jun 3, 2019, 11:31 AM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 11:31 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 3, 2019, 11:31 AM

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!bird

vapid geode Jun 3, 2019, 11:38 AM

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d a n g e r

odd crescent Jun 3, 2019, 3:39 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 3:39 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jun 3, 2019, 5:04 PM

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@dense pawn hello!

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@VEGA hello!

upper kite Jun 3, 2019, 5:24 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 5:24 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

drifting wharf Jun 3, 2019, 7:12 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 7:12 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

edgy sky Jun 3, 2019, 7:12 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 7:12 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

drifting wharf Jun 3, 2019, 7:12 PM

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squished

loud jay Jun 3, 2019, 7:36 PM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 7:36 PM

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K̵i̸s̶h̶i̴n̷4̵3̵2̵1̶#1156

Avatar

sour prism Jun 3, 2019, 8:24 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 8:24 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

sour prism Jun 3, 2019, 8:24 PM

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Missy

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2019, 8:25 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fluid sand Jun 4, 2019, 1:24 AM

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!meme

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 1:24 AM

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One birb before sleeping

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 1:25 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 1:25 AM

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He screm

fluid sand Jun 4, 2019, 1:34 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 1:34 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 1:34 AM

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morning routine

glass flame Jun 4, 2019, 4:05 AM

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!pokemon tepig

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 4:05 AM

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Tepig

Height

1ft 8in (50cm)

Weight

21lbs (9.9kg)

Type

Fire

Abilities [2]

Thick-fat, Blaze

Stats

Speed [45], Special-defense [45], Special-attack [45], Defense [45], Attack [63], Hp [65]

Moves [62]

Tackle, Body-slam, Take-down, Thrash, Tail-whip

glass flame Jun 4, 2019, 4:05 AM

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"Thick-fat"

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 4:06 AM

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"fat-thick"

glass flame Jun 4, 2019, 4:07 AM

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"Thicc-phat"

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 4:07 AM

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

glass flame Jun 4, 2019, 4:07 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 4:07 AM

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Indeed!

pale copper Jun 4, 2019, 4:10 AM

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!pokemon bidoof

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 4:10 AM

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Bidoof

Height

1ft 8in (50cm)

Weight

44lbs (20kg)

Type

Normal

Abilities [3]

Moody, Unaware, Simple

Stats

Speed [31], Special-defense [40], Special-attack [35], Defense [40], Attack [45], Hp [59]

Moves [70]

Swords-dance, Cut, Headbutt, Tackle, Take-down

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 4:19 AM

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Bidoof used invisibility

pale copper Jun 4, 2019, 4:26 AM

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as he's known to do

rough mason Jun 4, 2019, 5:21 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 5:21 AM

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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

rough mason Jun 4, 2019, 5:21 AM

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Ha ha 😂

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:10 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 6:10 AM

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A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 6:11 AM

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Who is Hayden?

mild light Jun 4, 2019, 6:12 AM

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Doctor Samuel Hayden

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Think there might be some command for Vega, unsure

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:15 AM

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Who is samuel hayden?

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 6:15 AM

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Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:15 AM

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lndeed

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 6:18 AM

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Ok

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:19 AM

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Vega still refuses to answer my Indeeds

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 6:19 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 6:19 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:19 AM

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lndeed

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 6:19 AM

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Lol

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spooky

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:20 AM

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spooky spooky spooky what did I do vega

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 6:20 AM

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Did you leave the oven on or something?

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spooky

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:21 AM

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Im so sorry I burned your pie vegaaaa

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Plz forgive me

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 6:22 AM

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ripandtear
🥧
🔥
doomguy_angry

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:22 AM

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doomguy_dead

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🔥
🍰 ripandtear

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 6:27 AM

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Lol it looks like he's running from that cake

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Kus carbs are bad

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 6:28 AM

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He wants to be ripped as hell, on no carb diet

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 10:10 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 10:10 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 10:10 AM

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SMOL

hearty schooner Jun 4, 2019, 10:53 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 10:53 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 10:54 AM

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gently pat

cursive zenith Jun 4, 2019, 10:59 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 10:59 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jun 4, 2019, 10:59 AM

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BIG

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 10:59 AM

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dj birb

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got the sickest beats

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 11:16 AM

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He making a BFG Division remix

cursive zenith Jun 4, 2019, 11:20 AM

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Mick Gordon animalizaition

open prism Jun 4, 2019, 11:21 AM

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mick_gordon makes song out of birb noises

cursive zenith Jun 4, 2019, 11:25 AM

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!racistjoke

vapid geode Jun 4, 2019, 1:12 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 1:12 PM

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The Beatles song “A day in the life” contains a whistle that cant be heard by humans, only dogs.

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 3:32 PM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 3:32 PM

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K̵i̸s̶h̶i̴n̷4̵3̵2̵1̶#1156

Avatar

last island Jun 4, 2019, 4:17 PM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 4:17 PM

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Crypto#5079

Avatar

odd crescent Jun 4, 2019, 4:48 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 4:48 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

glass flame Jun 4, 2019, 7:15 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 7:15 PM

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The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

modest spear Jun 4, 2019, 7:42 PM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 7:42 PM

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Robbie Rotten#0001

Avatar

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 7:45 PM

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Oh lordy

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 7:45 PM

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K̵i̸s̶h̶i̴n̷4̵3̵2̵1̶#1156

Avatar

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 7:45 PM

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Robbie get out of hell

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Your soul is not rotten enough

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 7:46 PM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 7:46 PM

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Sammy#6160

Avatar

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 7:47 PM

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C a k e

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 7:47 PM

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You on the other hand

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Can stay for as long as you like

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doomguy_wicked

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We know what u did

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 7:48 PM

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What did I do?

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 7:48 PM

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Killed many mortals

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With cuteness

cerulean girder Jun 4, 2019, 7:49 PM

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Awwww

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doomguy_grin

mild light Jun 4, 2019, 7:53 PM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 7:53 PM

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Nomad#7355

Avatar

cursive zenith Jun 4, 2019, 7:54 PM

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!avatar tokyopunchout

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 7:54 PM

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tokyopunchout#2338

Avatar

cursive zenith Jun 4, 2019, 7:55 PM

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Too powerful

loud jay Jun 4, 2019, 7:56 PM

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Uuf

north chasm Jun 4, 2019, 9:20 PM

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!dachshund

knotty slate Jun 4, 2019, 10:01 PM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 10:01 PM

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BanjoKazooie#3290

Avatar

upper kite Jun 4, 2019, 10:15 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 4, 2019, 10:15 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

upper kite Jun 4, 2019, 10:16 PM

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aquire the vitamins, yes

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 2:50 AM

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healthy boi

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:22 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 3:22 AM

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!birb

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:23 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 3:23 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:23 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 3:24 AM

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I'll take uuuuhhh
3 # nines uhhhh...

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:24 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 3:25 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:25 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 3:25 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:25 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 3:25 AM

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Yeehaw indeed

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 3:25 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:25 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 3:30 AM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:30 AM

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K̵i̸s̶h̶i̴n̷4̵3̵2̵1̶#1156

Avatar

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 3:30 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 3:30 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jun 5, 2019, 5:52 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 5:52 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 6:09 AM

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Thirsty birb

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 6:09 AM

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birb bout to get fugged up

loud jay Jun 5, 2019, 6:10 AM

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BLOATED

glass flame Jun 5, 2019, 6:29 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 6:29 AM

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

glass flame Jun 5, 2019, 6:29 AM

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🤣 👌

knotty slate Jun 5, 2019, 6:51 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 6:51 AM

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Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

knotty slate Jun 5, 2019, 6:52 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 6:52 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

modest spear Jun 5, 2019, 7:55 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 7:55 AM

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I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

cursive zenith Jun 5, 2019, 8:03 AM

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Actually it's easy to remember password and hard to brute force. Unless they go through popular names first

fleet dock Jun 5, 2019, 8:28 AM

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!human

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 8:54 AM

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!dadfact

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 8:58 AM

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 8:58 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 8:58 AM

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 8:58 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 8:58 AM

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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 8:59 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 8:59 AM

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I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

open prism Jun 5, 2019, 8:59 AM

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Bad

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 8:59 AM

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Very bad

open prism Jun 5, 2019, 9:00 AM

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Are your indeeds back yet?

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 9:00 AM

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lndeed

open prism Jun 5, 2019, 9:00 AM

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doomguy_dead

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 9:00 AM

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doomguy_dead

open prism Jun 5, 2019, 9:00 AM

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What if you mention VEGA... can that even be done?

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@noble perch indeed

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 9:01 AM

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@noble perch lndeed

open prism Jun 5, 2019, 9:01 AM

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Guess that doesn't work

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 9:01 AM

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F

open prism Jun 5, 2019, 9:01 AM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 9:01 AM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 9:02 AM

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ripandtear

rough mason Jun 5, 2019, 10:34 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 10:34 AM

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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.

pallid basin Jun 5, 2019, 10:45 AM

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!goodjoke

mental badger Jun 5, 2019, 10:53 AM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 10:53 AM

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bignexofDOOM#7561

Avatar

mental badger Jun 5, 2019, 10:58 AM

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it's discord doom version

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 11:00 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 11:00 AM

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What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

livid steeple Jun 5, 2019, 11:09 AM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 11:09 AM

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Zakkattack#0582

Avatar

livid steeple Jun 5, 2019, 11:09 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 11:09 AM

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There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

livid steeple Jun 5, 2019, 11:12 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 11:12 AM

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

livid steeple Jun 5, 2019, 11:12 AM

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!meme

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 11:12 AM

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Zakkattack#0582

Avatar

dusk karma Jun 5, 2019, 11:32 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 11:32 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 1:10 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:10 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:47 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:47 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:48 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:48 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:49 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:49 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:52 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:52 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:53 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:53 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:54 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:54 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:55 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:55 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:55 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:55 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:56 PM

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Me rn

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:57 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 1:59 PM

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Dominance

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 2:02 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 2:02 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 2:02 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 2:02 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 2:02 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 2:03 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 2:03 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 2:03 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 2:03 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 2:03 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 2:03 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 2:04 PM

#

[BFG Division plays in the background]

livid steeple Jun 5, 2019, 5:10 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 5:10 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

livid steeple Jun 5, 2019, 5:10 PM

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!Profile

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 5:10 PM

#

Zakkattack#0582

Avatar

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 5:11 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 5:11 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 5:11 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 5:11 PM

#

Bad at golf? Join the club.

drifting cedar Jun 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

drifting cedar Jun 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 5, 2019, 5:22 PM

#

:0 what were you watching birb

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 7:05 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 7:05 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 7:05 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 7:05 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 5, 2019, 7:05 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 5, 2019, 7:05 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 6, 2019, 2:22 AM

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Summoning jutsu spotted

knotty slate Jun 6, 2019, 5:31 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 5:31 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jun 6, 2019, 5:31 AM

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!bird

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 5:32 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 6, 2019, 6:12 AM

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!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 6:12 AM

#

K̵i̸s̶h̶i̴n̷4̵3̵2̵1̶#1156

Avatar

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:27 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:27 AM

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Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:27 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:27 AM

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Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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!Badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

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You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:29 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:29 AM

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 9:31 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 9:31 AM

#

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 10:00 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 10:00 AM

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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 10:00 AM

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-_-

vapid geode Jun 6, 2019, 10:31 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 10:31 AM

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars

fleet dock Jun 6, 2019, 2:41 PM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 2:41 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

lunar iron Jun 6, 2019, 3:17 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 3:17 PM

#

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

cerulean girder Jun 6, 2019, 3:19 PM

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No, but I've heard about King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, a band that released a song called Cellophane on their album I'm In Your Mind Fuzz in 2014 romero

loud jay Jun 6, 2019, 3:29 PM

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Hi Sammy hows your day going?

mild light Jun 6, 2019, 3:32 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 3:32 PM

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What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

mild light Jun 6, 2019, 3:32 PM

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!dadjoke

bright wolfBOT Jun 6, 2019, 3:32 PM

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DISBOARD: The Public Server List

@mild light, I'm handling your command :rage:
https://discordapp.com/channels/162891400684371968/248013805576126464/586215858993365017

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 3:32 PM

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I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

mild light Jun 6, 2019, 3:33 PM

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What

cerulean girder Jun 6, 2019, 3:33 PM

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Pretty fine, the trauma's gone

loud jay Jun 6, 2019, 3:34 PM

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Glad to hear

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Just checking in to see if you all rite

upper kite Jun 6, 2019, 4:14 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:14 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 PM

#

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 PM

#

!dadjoke

bright wolfBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 PM

#

DISBOARD: The Public Server List

@modest spear, I'm handling your command :rage:
https://discordapp.com/channels/162891400684371968/248013805576126464/586228634919108611

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 PM

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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 PM

#

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

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!dadjoke

bright wolfBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

#

DISBOARD: The Public Server List

@modest spear, I'm handling your command :rage:
https://discordapp.com/channels/162891400684371968/248013805576126464/586228817295573009

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

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I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

#

A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:24 PM

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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

modest spear Jun 6, 2019, 4:25 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 4:25 PM

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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

cerulean girder Jun 6, 2019, 7:51 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 7:51 PM

#

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

knotty slate Jun 6, 2019, 10:53 PM

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!bird beating dog

noble perchBOT Jun 6, 2019, 10:53 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jun 7, 2019, 12:17 AM

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!bird beating doom slayer

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 12:17 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jun 7, 2019, 12:18 AM

#

I can't believe Doom Slayer feared this bird so much that he caged him

loud jay Jun 7, 2019, 7:01 AM

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!Birb

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 7:01 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jun 7, 2019, 7:15 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 7:16 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jun 7, 2019, 7:16 AM

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Is nice

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 7:18 AM

#

he screm

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 10:20 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:20 AM

#

What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

#

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

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!dadjoke

bright wolfBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

#

DISBOARD: The Public Server List

@modest spear, I'm handling your command :rage:
https://discordapp.com/channels/162891400684371968/248013805576126464/586500206086979584

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

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A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

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How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 10:25 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:25 AM

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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 10:25 AM

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!dadjoke

bright wolfBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:25 AM

#

DISBOARD: The Public Server List

@modest spear, Ich verarbeite deinen Befehl :rage:
https://discordapp.com/channels/162891400684371968/248013805576126464/586500966568820746

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:25 AM

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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 10:25 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:25 AM

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 10:39 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 10:39 AM

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If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

worthy fable Jun 7, 2019, 1:45 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 1:45 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

still nova Jun 7, 2019, 2:08 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 2:08 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

rough mason Jun 7, 2019, 3:37 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 3:37 PM

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How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

rough mason Jun 7, 2019, 3:38 PM

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Ha ha ha ha 😂 😂 LOL

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 3:39 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 3:39 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

still nova Jun 7, 2019, 4:12 PM

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That is a weird looking raven, what's up with its' eyes?

modest spear Jun 7, 2019, 5:16 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 5:16 PM

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You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

last island Jun 7, 2019, 6:42 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 6:42 PM

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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 6:42 PM

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!boo

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!spooky

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 6:43 PM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 6:43 PM

#

doomguy_shock

loud jay Jun 7, 2019, 6:43 PM

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!spooky

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Lol it's just you @vapid geode

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😆

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 6:44 PM

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I'M the spooky doomguy_shock

loud jay Jun 7, 2019, 6:45 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2019, 6:45 PM

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Indeed!

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 6:45 PM

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oh my lorde

loud jay Jun 7, 2019, 6:46 PM

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Even he/she can't help you my friend

craggy field Jun 7, 2019, 8:48 PM

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What is a Marauder?

#

darn, was hoping it would work

vapid geode Jun 7, 2019, 10:18 PM

#

what are the marauders?

#

eh worth a try

clever steeple Jun 8, 2019, 2:16 AM

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¡birb

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 2:16 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

clever steeple Jun 8, 2019, 2:17 AM

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!spooky

loud jay Jun 8, 2019, 2:23 AM

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That only works for soky for some... reason

#

Probably cuz I have this nibbit

#

lost_soul

knotty slate Jun 8, 2019, 3:46 AM

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!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 3:46 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 8, 2019, 5:18 AM

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It's just like the picture

upper kite Jun 8, 2019, 9:20 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 9:20 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

rough mason Jun 8, 2019, 9:40 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 9:40 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

brazen musk Jun 8, 2019, 11:03 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:03 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

brazen musk Jun 8, 2019, 11:05 AM

#

doomguy_thonk

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bfg bfg9000 bfg10k

#

doom_slayer

modest spear Jun 8, 2019, 11:25 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:25 AM

#

What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.

modest spear Jun 8, 2019, 11:25 AM

#

!dadjoke

bright wolfBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:25 AM

#

DISBOARD: The Public Server List

@modest spear, I'm handling your command :rage:
https://discordapp.com/channels/162891400684371968/248013805576126464/586878574976303115

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:25 AM

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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

modest spear Jun 8, 2019, 11:26 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:26 AM

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

modest spear Jun 8, 2019, 11:26 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:26 AM

#

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

modest spear Jun 8, 2019, 11:26 AM

#

!dadjoke

bright wolfBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:26 AM

#

DISBOARD: The Public Server List

@modest spear, I'm handling your command :rage:
https://discordapp.com/channels/162891400684371968/248013805576126464/586878839041556508

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 11:26 AM

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How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

normal saffron Jun 8, 2019, 4:11 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 4:11 PM

#

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

knotty slate Jun 8, 2019, 6:33 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 6:33 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

knotty slate Jun 8, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

knotty slate Jun 8, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

noble perchBOT Jun 8, 2019, 8:18 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 8, 2019, 8:18 PM

#

!birb

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 2:36 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 2:36 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

velvet mesa Jun 9, 2019, 3:21 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 3:21 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

velvet mesa Jun 9, 2019, 3:21 AM

#

loool

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 3:21 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

velvet mesa Jun 9, 2019, 3:22 AM

#

cute

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 4:40 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

spring matrix Jun 9, 2019, 4:40 AM

#

!birb

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 4:40 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 4:40 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

north chasm Jun 9, 2019, 6:45 AM

#

!dachshund

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 6:45 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

north chasm Jun 9, 2019, 6:46 AM

#

!sausagedog

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 6:46 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

north chasm Jun 9, 2019, 6:46 AM

#

!cacodemon

knotty slate Jun 9, 2019, 7:21 AM

#

!cowboy bird

#

!yeehaw

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 7:21 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 12:12 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 12:12 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

blissful mural Jun 9, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

blissful mural Jun 9, 2019, 1:05 PM

#

!snake

#

!snek

karmic juniper Jun 9, 2019, 1:18 PM

#

!horse

open prism Jun 9, 2019, 1:19 PM

#

Really should expand the available animals

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 1:25 PM

#

Agreed

wheat crater Jun 9, 2019, 2:36 PM

#

Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 2:36 PM

#

Indeed!

knotty slate Jun 9, 2019, 3:32 PM

#

!cactus

unkempt igloo Jun 9, 2019, 3:32 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 3:33 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

knotty slate Jun 9, 2019, 3:33 PM

#

!squid

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 3:33 PM

#

a talented artist

modest spear Jun 9, 2019, 3:39 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 3:39 PM

#

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 3:39 PM

#

-_-

modest spear Jun 9, 2019, 3:40 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 3:40 PM

#

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 3:40 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 3:40 PM

#

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 3:40 PM

#

Mm

modest spear Jun 9, 2019, 3:41 PM

#

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes aparent.

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 3:42 PM

#

Robbie not YOU TOO

open prism Jun 9, 2019, 3:56 PM

#

spooky

last island Jun 9, 2019, 4:21 PM

#

indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

Indeed!

last island Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.

last island Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.

unkempt igloo Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

last island Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 4:22 PM

#

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

upper kite Jun 9, 2019, 5:22 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 5:22 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 5:22 PM

#

S M O L

upper kite Jun 9, 2019, 5:22 PM

#

smol confirmed

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 5:23 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 5:23 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

opaque tiger Jun 9, 2019, 7:27 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 7:27 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

livid steeple Jun 9, 2019, 9:37 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 9, 2019, 9:37 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 9, 2019, 10:28 PM

#

<:0

#

birb noooooo

knotty slate Jun 10, 2019, 12:40 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 12:40 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 3:23 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cobalt stream Jun 10, 2019, 3:31 AM

#

!cat

#

!help

clever steeple Jun 10, 2019, 4:52 AM

#

!toilet

fleet dock Jun 10, 2019, 6:43 AM

#

! burn

last island Jun 10, 2019, 6:44 AM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 6:44 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

last island Jun 10, 2019, 6:45 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 6:45 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 10, 2019, 6:47 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 6:47 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

honest grove Jun 10, 2019, 8:53 AM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 8:53 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

rough mason Jun 10, 2019, 9:08 AM

#

!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 9:08 AM

#

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

rough mason Jun 10, 2019, 9:10 AM

#

Ha ha 😂

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 9:10 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

dapper gate Jun 10, 2019, 9:14 AM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 9:14 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

last island Jun 10, 2019, 11:41 AM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 11:41 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

last island Jun 10, 2019, 11:41 AM

#

!sheep

vital ivy Jun 10, 2019, 1:36 PM

#

!membercount

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 1:36 PM

#

Members

8172

Online

1381

Humans

8163

Bots

9

cerulean girder Jun 10, 2019, 1:41 PM

#

📎 unknown.png

#

where the hell are we

last island Jun 10, 2019, 1:51 PM

#

i think i saw you on page 4 to 7

cerulean girder Jun 10, 2019, 2:06 PM

#

this sucks on eyes

📎 unknown.png

vapid geode Jun 10, 2019, 2:07 PM

#

dynamite

hidden quarry Jun 10, 2019, 2:08 PM

#

Yeah I looked when I first joined yesterday

#

Sad that i didn't find it

vital ivy Jun 10, 2019, 2:08 PM

#

Server Discovery is a joke but it's still Beta so... let's just wait. They are always adding more servers in there.

sharp chasm Jun 10, 2019, 3:16 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 3:16 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

odd crescent Jun 10, 2019, 4:13 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 4:13 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

odd crescent Jun 10, 2019, 4:14 PM

#

Style 100

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 4:41 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

last island Jun 10, 2019, 6:08 PM

#

i joined this through discovery

uncut pond Jun 10, 2019, 10:54 PM

#

!bird

noble perchBOT Jun 10, 2019, 10:54 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

civic oasis Jun 11, 2019, 12:22 AM

#

!skunk

patent kelp Jun 11, 2019, 3:30 AM

#

!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 3:30 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

loud jay Jun 11, 2019, 5:08 AM

#

!avatar

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 5:08 AM

#

K̵i̸s̶h̶i̴n̷4̵3̵2̵1̶#1156

Avatar

loud jay Jun 11, 2019, 5:09 AM

#

!avatar gore

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 5:09 AM

#

gore#8464

Avatar

loud jay Jun 11, 2019, 5:10 AM

#

That looks nice

#

I approve!

#

👍

patent kelp Jun 11, 2019, 5:20 AM

#

📎 image0.jpg

loud jay Jun 11, 2019, 6:25 AM

#

Even better
is that guts from beserk?

glass flame Jun 11, 2019, 6:38 AM

#

🤷

patent kelp Jun 11, 2019, 6:55 AM

#

Yeppers

loud jay Jun 11, 2019, 6:57 AM

#

👌

patent kelp Jun 11, 2019, 7:00 AM

#

📎 image0.jpg

upper kite Jun 11, 2019, 10:27 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 10:27 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

upper kite Jun 11, 2019, 10:28 AM

#

good birp

last island Jun 11, 2019, 10:38 AM

#

@patent kelp why is he reloading a pistol that never runs out of ammo

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 10:38 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vapid geode Jun 11, 2019, 10:50 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 10:50 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

sly monolith Jun 11, 2019, 2:45 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 2:45 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jun 11, 2019, 3:57 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 3:57 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

odd crescent Jun 11, 2019, 4:07 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 4:07 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

vale dock Jun 11, 2019, 4:20 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 4:20 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 11, 2019, 5:24 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 5:24 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

loud jay Jun 11, 2019, 5:24 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 5:24 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

odd crescent Jun 11, 2019, 5:25 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 5:25 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 11, 2019, 6:56 PM

#

!!rank pc-na

fleet dock Jun 11, 2019, 7:17 PM

#

!cate

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 7:17 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

main lava Jun 11, 2019, 7:36 PM

#

!key ripandtear

ashen kayak Jun 11, 2019, 7:53 PM

#

!pokemon celebi

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 7:53 PM

#

Celebi

Height

1ft 12in (60cm)

Weight

11lbs (5kg)

Types

Grass, Psychic

Abilities [1]

Natural-cure

Stats

Speed [100], Special-defense [100], Special-attack [100], Defense [100], Attack [100], Hp [100]

Moves [87]

Swords-dance, Cut, Double-edge, Hyper-beam, Leech-seed

tawny kayak Jun 11, 2019, 8:15 PM

#

!pokemon darkrai

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 8:15 PM

#

Darkrai

Height

4ft 11in (150cm)

Weight

111lbs (50.5kg)

Type

Dark

Abilities [1]

Bad-dreams

Stats

Speed [125], Special-defense [90], Special-attack [135], Defense [90], Attack [90], Hp [70]

Moves [85]

Swords-dance, Cut, Headbutt, Disable, Ice-beam

tawny kayak Jun 11, 2019, 8:16 PM

#

!doom slayer

#

!doomslayer

#

!doom guy

#

!demon

#

!imp

vale dock Jun 11, 2019, 9:02 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 11, 2019, 9:02 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

median grotto Jun 11, 2019, 9:16 PM

#

😄

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2019, 12:36 AM

#

!pokemon jigglypuff

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 12:36 AM

#

Jigglypuff

Height

1ft 8in (50cm)

Weight

12lbs (5.5kg)

Types

Fairy, Normal

Abilities [3]

Friend-guard, Competitive, Cute-charm

Stats

Speed [20], Special-defense [25], Special-attack [45], Defense [20], Attack [45], Hp [115]

Moves [110]

Pound, Double-slap, Mega-punch, Fire-punch, Ice-punch

vale dock Jun 12, 2019, 3:56 AM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 3:56 AM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

marsh dirge Jun 12, 2019, 4:37 AM

#

!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 4:37 AM

#

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

vapid geode Jun 12, 2019, 4:49 AM

#

doomguy_neutral

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 5:47 AM

#

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

mental badger Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 AM

#

!pokemon raykaza shyni

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

mental badger Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 AM

#

!pokemon rayquaza

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 AM

#

Rayquaza

Height

22ft 12in (700cm)

Weight

455lbs (206.5kg)

Types

Flying, Dragon

Abilities [1]

Air-lock

Stats

Speed [95], Special-defense [90], Special-attack [150], Defense [90], Attack [150], Hp [105]

Moves [91]

Swords-dance, Fly, Bind, Headbutt, Body-slam

mental badger Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 AM

#

!pokemon rayquaza shyni

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

mental badger Jun 12, 2019, 9:32 AM

#

!pokemon grolem

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 9:32 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2019, 10:25 AM

#

?help

#

!help

edgy sky Jun 12, 2019, 2:45 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 2:45 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

chilly wind Jun 12, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

chilly wind Jun 12, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

booo get a new one

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jun 12, 2019, 2:56 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 2:56 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jun 12, 2019, 2:56 PM

#

Vega only has one cat smh

sour brook Jun 12, 2019, 3:03 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 3:03 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fleet dock Jun 12, 2019, 3:11 PM

#

!human

#

!chicken

#

!vega

vapid geode Jun 12, 2019, 3:29 PM

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 3:29 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

dry kraken Jun 12, 2019, 5:00 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 5:00 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

chilly wind Jun 12, 2019, 5:12 PM

#

!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 5:12 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

sly monolith Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 PM

#

!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 9:31 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fierce pivot Jun 12, 2019, 10:19 PM

#

!pokemon alolan persian
say what

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 10:19 PM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

fierce pivot Jun 12, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

!pokemon pikachu shiny

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

clever steeple Jun 12, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

What can you ask Vega?

fierce pivot Jun 12, 2019, 10:20 PM

#

!ask < nothing apparently

#

!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 10:21 PM

#

Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

fierce pivot Jun 12, 2019, 10:21 PM

#

jawohl

bleak cloak Jun 12, 2019, 10:50 PM

#

!pokemon charizard

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2019, 10:50 PM

#

Charizard

Height

5ft 7in (170cm)

Weight

199lbs (90.5kg)

Types

Flying, Fire

Abilities [2]

Solar-power, Blaze

Stats

Speed [100], Special-defense [85], Special-attack [109], Defense [78], Attack [84], Hp [78]

Moves [108]

Mega-punch, Fire-punch, Thunder-punch, Scratch, Swords-dance

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:53 AM

#

!pokemon piglet

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:53 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 11:53 AM

#

!pokemon diglet

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:53 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

doomguy_thonk

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

Oh it has a double T

#

!pokemon diglett

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

Diglett

Height

0ft 8in (20cm)

Weight

1lbs (0.8kg)

Type

Ground

Abilities [3]

Sand-force, Arena-trap, Sand-veil

Stats

Speed [95], Special-defense [45], Special-attack [35], Defense [25], Attack [55], Hp [10]

Moves [64]

Scratch, Cut, Sand-attack, Headbutt, Body-slam

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

!pokemon piggel

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

!pokemon mewtu

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

!pokemon mewtwo

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:54 AM

#

Mewtwo

Height

6ft 7in (200cm)

Weight

268lbs (122kg)

Type

Psychic

Abilities [2]

Unnerve, Pressure

Stats

Speed [130], Special-defense [90], Special-attack [154], Defense [90], Attack [110], Hp [106]

Moves [136]

Mega-punch, Pay-day, Fire-punch, Ice-punch, Thunder-punch

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

122 kg

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

Damn it's a tall one

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

Damn

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

!pokemon piggie

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

It's heavy.

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

Big boi

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

!pokemon mew

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

Mew

Height

1ft 4in (40cm)

Weight

8lbs (4kg)

Type

Psychic

Abilities [1]

Synchronize

Stats

Speed [100], Special-defense [100], Special-attack [100], Defense [100], Attack [100], Hp [100]

Moves [246]

Pound, Mega-punch, Pay-day, Fire-punch, Ice-punch

cursive zenith Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

!pokemon seaking

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

Seaking

Height

4ft 3in (130cm)

Weight

85lbs (39kg)

Type

Water

Abilities [3]

Lightning-rod, Water-veil, Swift-swim

Stats

Speed [68], Special-defense [80], Special-attack [65], Defense [65], Attack [92], Hp [80]

Moves [63]

Horn-attack, Fury-attack, Horn-drill, Take-down, Double-edge

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

!pokemon ho-oh

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

Ho-oh

Height

12ft 6in (380cm)

Weight

438lbs (199kg)

Types

Flying, Fire

Abilities [2]

Regenerator, Pressure

Stats

Speed [90], Special-defense [154], Special-attack [110], Defense [90], Attack [130], Hp [106]

Moves [87]

Gust, Whirlwind, Fly, Double-edge, Roar

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:55 AM

#

200 kg GEEZ...

cursive zenith Jun 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

#

How it is flying

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

#

Well an airplaine is heavier...

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

#

Poke magic

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

#

Still flies

#

spooky

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

#

lol Mewtwo has a body mass index of 30.5

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

#

!pokemon pigsy

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:56 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 11:57 AM

#

At that weight it probably has a mini jet

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:57 AM

#

!pokemon psiana

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

#

spooky spooky

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

#

Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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!pokemon psyduck

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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!pokemon piggiy

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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I will find the name of this damn pig pokemon!!

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!pokemon piglette

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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!pokemon piglet

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vital ivy Jun 13, 2019, 11:58 AM

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!pokemon piglett

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!pokemon piglett

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:59 AM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 11:59 AM

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!pokemon piggsy

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 11:59 AM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

cursive zenith Jun 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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!pokemon gyarados

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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Gyarados

Height

21ft 4in (650cm)

Weight

518lbs (235kg)

Types

Flying, Water

Abilities [2]

Moxie, Intimidate

Stats

Speed [81], Special-defense [100], Special-attack [60], Defense [79], Attack [125], Hp [95]

Moves [87]

Headbutt, Tackle, Body-slam, Take-down, Thrash

cursive zenith Jun 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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❤

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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!pokemon pignite

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 12:00 PM

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Pignite

Height

3ft 3in (100cm)

Weight

122lbs (55.5kg)

Types

Fighting, Fire

Abilities [2]

Thick-fat, Blaze

Stats

Speed [55], Special-defense [55], Special-attack [70], Defense [55], Attack [93], Hp [90]

Moves [68]

Fire-punch, Thunder-punch, Tackle, Take-down, Tail-whip

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 12:01 PM

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THATS IT

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PIGNITEE

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 12:03 PM

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!pokemon emboar

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 12:03 PM

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Emboar

Height

5ft 3in (160cm)

Weight

330lbs (150kg)

Types

Fighting, Fire

Abilities [2]

Reckless, Blaze

Stats

Speed [65], Special-defense [65], Special-attack [100], Defense [65], Attack [123], Hp [110]

Moves [78]

Fire-punch, Thunder-punch, Tackle, Take-down, Tail-whip

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 12:04 PM

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Love that name

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 12:05 PM

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!pokemon venosaurus

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 12:05 PM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 12:05 PM

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I will never in my life remember any pokemon name correctly lol

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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!pokemon venosaur

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

open prism Jun 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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!pokemon venusaur

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 12:06 PM

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Venusaur

Height

6ft 7in (200cm)

Weight

220lbs (100kg)

Types

Poison, Grass

Abilities [2]

Chlorophyll, Overgrow

Stats

Speed [80], Special-defense [100], Special-attack [100], Defense [83], Attack [82], Hp [80]

Moves [77]

Swords-dance, Cut, Bind, Vine-whip, Headbutt

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 1:46 PM

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!pokemon dialga

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 1:46 PM

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Dialga

Height

17ft 9in (540cm)

Weight

1505lbs (683kg)

Types

Dragon, Steel

Abilities [2]

Telepathy, Pressure

Stats

Speed [90], Special-defense [100], Special-attack [150], Defense [120], Attack [120], Hp [100]

Moves [80]

Cut, Headbutt, Roar, Flamethrower, Ice-beam

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 1:46 PM

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5.4 meters SweatDS

brittle matrix Jun 13, 2019, 4:03 PM

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!pokemon penis

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 4:03 PM

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Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!

brittle matrix Jun 13, 2019, 4:04 PM

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fuck

chilly wind Jun 13, 2019, 4:06 PM

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 4:06 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 4:11 PM

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!doggo

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 4:11 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cursive zenith Jun 13, 2019, 4:11 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 4:11 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cursive zenith Jun 13, 2019, 4:12 PM

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Nice to meet you too, mr. Gentlebirb!

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 8:35 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 8:35 PM

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Dogs actually can see some colour, however they can’t distinguish between red and green.

cerulean girder Jun 13, 2019, 8:39 PM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 8:39 PM

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A form of AIDS exists in cats.

flat cliff Jun 13, 2019, 8:40 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 8:40 PM

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Two stray dogs in Afghanistan saved 50 American soliders. A Facebook group raised $21,000 to bring the dogs back to the US and reunite them with the soldiers.

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 8:40 PM

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:0

cerulean girder Jun 13, 2019, 8:40 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 8:40 PM

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If never spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their puppies could produce over 66,000 dogs in 6 years!

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 8:42 PM

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6...6...6 doomguy_shock

cosmic sorrel Jun 13, 2019, 8:47 PM

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?help

cerulean girder Jun 13, 2019, 8:47 PM

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!help

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VEGA sent me a PM. Do the same, @cosmic sorrel

cursive zenith Jun 13, 2019, 8:49 PM

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6 years is 12 ovulations. Each time dog gives avg 3 puppies. Counting that it is 1:1 female-male rate, calculation gave me
97,661

vapid geode Jun 13, 2019, 8:53 PM

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That's even more puppers

cerulean girder Jun 13, 2019, 8:53 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 8:53 PM

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More than 1 in 3 American families own a dog.

vale dock Jun 13, 2019, 9:21 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 9:21 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 13, 2019, 10:12 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 10:12 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 13, 2019, 10:13 PM

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Crumch

vale dock Jun 13, 2019, 10:15 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 10:15 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

steady pebble Jun 13, 2019, 10:19 PM

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Indeed

noble perchBOT Jun 13, 2019, 10:19 PM

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Indeed!

knotty slate Jun 14, 2019, 2:14 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 2:14 AM

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Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.

knotty slate Jun 14, 2019, 2:14 AM

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!birbfact

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!birdfact

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 2:28 AM

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!cat fact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 2:28 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 2:29 AM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 2:29 AM

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In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 2:29 AM

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nuuu;-;

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 3:25 AM

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While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.

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Dogs have the ability to smell their owner from 11 miles away.

rough mason Jun 14, 2019, 6:38 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 6:38 AM

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Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle.

rough mason Jun 14, 2019, 6:38 AM

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😂 LOL

fleet dock Jun 14, 2019, 10:11 AM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 10:11 AM

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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 10:13 AM

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!unclejoke

vital ivy Jun 14, 2019, 10:13 AM

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!membercount

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 10:13 AM

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Members

8619

Online

1228

Humans

8610

Bots

9

vital ivy Jun 14, 2019, 2:58 PM

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!membercount

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 2:58 PM

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Members

8641

Online

1564

Humans

8632

Bots

9

slate dagger Jun 14, 2019, 3:30 PM

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hell

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hello @noble perch

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fook

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@noble perch hello

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reeeeeee

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 3:32 PM

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In 1957, Laika became the first living being in space via an earth satellite and JFK’s terrier, Charlie, fathered 4 puppies with Laika’s daughter.

slate dagger Jun 14, 2019, 3:32 PM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 3:32 PM

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Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more

slate dagger Jun 14, 2019, 3:32 PM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 3:32 PM

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A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.

slate dagger Jun 14, 2019, 3:32 PM

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oml

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 3:33 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 3:33 PM

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Newfoundlands are great at swimming due to their webbed feet.

blissful mural Jun 14, 2019, 3:49 PM

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!bunny

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!kitty

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 3:50 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cloud orchid Jun 14, 2019, 4:29 PM

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 4:29 PM

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The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.

cloud orchid Jun 14, 2019, 4:30 PM

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!help

vapid geode Jun 14, 2019, 4:30 PM

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!fugg

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!catfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 4:30 PM

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A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 5:04 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 5:04 PM

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

vapid geode Jun 14, 2019, 5:04 PM

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PepeBored

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 5:05 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 5:05 PM

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

vapid geode Jun 14, 2019, 5:05 PM

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PepeBored

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 5:06 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 5:06 PM

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 5:06 PM

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I love these

pallid basin Jun 14, 2019, 5:32 PM

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Who is Daisy?

cursive zenith Jun 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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What is LOVE?

vital ivy Jun 14, 2019, 5:34 PM

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baby don't hurt me

granite flume Jun 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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don't hurt me

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no mo'

chilly wind Jun 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

tidal cargo Jun 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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this doesn't work in text form

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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!dogfact

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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Dogs on average can learn/recognise up to 150 words.

last island Jun 14, 2019, 6:43 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 6:43 PM

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 7:44 PM

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!dadjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 7:44 PM

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 7:44 PM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 7:44 PM

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

vapid geode Jun 14, 2019, 7:45 PM

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!goodjoke

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smh vega

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 7:46 PM

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!joke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 7:46 PM

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dynoError Error 404: Humor module not found!

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 7:46 PM

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mortally_challenged

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!doomjoke

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 7:46 PM

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

cerulean girder Jun 14, 2019, 7:47 PM

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doomguy_profile_r

sly monolith Jun 14, 2019, 9:27 PM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 14, 2019, 9:27 PM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

pastel sequoia Jun 14, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

vega confirmed to be a meme bot

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!dankjoke

main lava Jun 15, 2019, 1:04 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 1:04 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 3:39 AM

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!e :eternal_justice:

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!e skull_blue

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!emote spooky

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i need the eternal justice emote ;(

tidal cargo Jun 15, 2019, 3:45 AM

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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AgonizingGreatFiddlercrab-size_restricted.gif

Gfycat

Doom Guy dancing orange justice in Doom's gate for 1 hour

Doom, Orange Justice, Dance, Fortnite, Fortnite Dance, Doom Guy, 10 hour, 10 hours, 1 hour, for 1 hour, for 10 hours, weird, waste of time, dancing, cycled, Doom's gate, dooms gate

▶ Play video

valid sun Jun 15, 2019, 4:38 AM

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!birb

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 4:38 AM

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

valid sun Jun 15, 2019, 4:39 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 4:39 AM

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Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 9:22 AM

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!dog

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 9:22 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 9:22 AM

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!demon

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!cat

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 9:23 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 9:24 AM

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!badjoke

noble perchBOT Jun 15, 2019, 9:24 AM

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The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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Found one!

Tweet Tweet..

upper kite Jun 15, 2019, 9:24 AM

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!birb

cerulean girder Jun 15, 2019, 9:24 AM

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!doge