#vega-playground
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!dog
!birb
Found one!
!shark
!doggo
!birb
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!birb
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!cat
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!birb
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!birb
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!dog
!cat
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!birb
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!birb
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!doggo
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!dadjoke
Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
!dadjoke
Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!
!dadjoke
I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.
!dadjoke
What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
!dadjoke
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
!dadjoke
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
!dadjoke
Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
!birb
Found one!
free him. he's been framed.
!birb
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!bird
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!birb
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!birb
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!cat
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!dog
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!birb
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He's listening to BFG division
Found one!
!birb
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!doggo
!cat
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!birb
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you spin me right around baby, right around
Doom vinyl
Birb edition
Yup
Description: Get info on a pokemon.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !pokemon <pokemon>
Example: !pokemon pikachu
!pokemon dialga
!pokemon machopeur
Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!
!pokemon raykaza
Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!
!adorable
Aliases: !adorableavatar, !adorableav
Description: Get an adorable avatar based on your identifier.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !adorable <identifier>
Example: !adorable Eleos
!adorable bignexofDOOM
!rps
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!space
!joke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!joke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!dadjoke
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
!slots
Having fun here 🙂
Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!
!pokemon ho-oh
Good well I'll let you be
!pokemon ditto
!pug
!avatar bignexofDOOM
Nice
kewl
!dogfact
Dogs urine can corrode metal.
!dogfact
When a dog does its business it does so in alignment with the Earths magnetic field.
!dogfact
The oldest dog on record was an Australian cattle dog named Bluey who lived 29 years and 5 months. In human years, that is more than 160 years old.
!dogfact
Husky dogs have been outright banned from Antartica since 1994.
!dogfact
In 1957, Laika became the first living being in space via an earth satellite and JFK’s terrier, Charlie, fathered 4 puppies with Laika’s daughter.
!dynonorris
Dyno Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
!dynonorris
When Dyno Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dyno Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
!flip
@mental badger heads
!catfact
Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.
!catfact
You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.
!catfact
The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”
!catfact
Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)
!catfact
Most cats adore sardines.
!catfact
Not every cat gets \high" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene"
!catfact
The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.
!catfact
Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.
!catfact
The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.
An error occured: Unable to fetch weather information.
!weather france
An error occured: Unable to fetch weather information.
!define doom
Definition: something very bad that is going to happen, or the fact that it is going to happen
Example: A sense of impending doom(=coming very soon) gripped her.
!define doomguy
Couldn't find any definition for this word!
!define eternal
Definition: continuing for ever and having no end
Example: the Christian promise of eternal life
!define doom
Definition: something very bad that is going to happen, or the fact that it is going to happen
Example: A sense of impending doom(=coming very soon) gripped her.
oh come on, get your mind into the gutter
Sorry I couldn't resist 😋
I think his "BFG" would be tainted after all the demons he's "banged up" at this point.
not sorry
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Baron of Hell can be the Baroness if you try hard enough
Ah I see sorry the misinterpretation @hoary narwhal
!birb
Found one!
!catfact
The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.
!catfact
A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.
!cat
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!doggo
!bird
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!catfact
In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98° F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won’t darken and they will stay a creamy white.
!rps Rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dogfact
In 1957, Laika became the first living being in space via an earth satellite and JFK’s terrier, Charlie, fathered 4 puppies with Laika’s daughter.
!rps Paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!birb
Found one!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!bird
Found one!
!dog
Found one!
!catfact
Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \ee" sound."""
!dogfact
The word “Corgi” is Welsh for “Dwarf Dog”
!catfact
A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints
!sokyfact
I like facts about animals

!birb
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!gh05tfact
!joke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!dadjoke
Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.
!dadjoke
!birb
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wrong
!doggo
!birb
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!cat
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!dogfact
Dogs have 18 muscles controlling their ears, compared to humans just 6 (and cats 32).
!dog
!catfact
The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).
Found one!
!dogfact
Dogs are about as smart as a 2 year old baby (on average).
!birb
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The two most popular names (in English speaking countries) for Dogs are “Max” and “Molly”.
!catfact
Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.
!birb
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wh...where..
!birb
!catfact
A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.
!birb
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3 dogs managed to escape from the Titanic (first class passengers) of the 12 aboard.
rip vega
i guess the Slayer deactivated him
dont worry hes got a backup
he still has that you know
he kept it through argent d'nur
and Hayden doesnt take it from him at the end
so he still has it when hayden puts him away
well, sends him away
i kinda feel like vega is the one who upgrades the slayers suit some how
but this is the wrong channel so
yeah, very possible
!birb
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Vega showed up right in time
!BIRb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!dogfact
Dogs have better eye-sight at night than humans do!
!dogfact
Dogs urine can corrode metal.
Thats nasty
!dog
!birb
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!birb
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!!!
holy shit
Somebody was playing with the soul jar to much
Hey maybe they can turn this into a Doom eternal weapon 😂
Like instead of a soul cube it can be a soul jar but the souls are birbs
I see it as a mod for a game

!catfact
Cats are North America’s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.
!dadjoke
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.
Why did google translate translated Poutine to Putin
putin was a delinquent in high school
!dadjoke
The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
!birb
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!birb
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!dogfact
Dogs have a whopping 13 different blood types.
!dogfact
Newfoundlands are great at swimming due to their webbed feet.
!dogfact
When a dog does its business it does so in alignment with the Earths magnetic field.
unless you put a magnet on their collar then they just spin around
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!dogfact
Dogs on average can learn/recognise up to 150 words.
!penis haha
!cat
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!dogfact
The Beatles song “A day in the life” contains a whistle that cant be heard by humans, only dogs.
Oh! Never knew. Guess you learn something new everyday!
Don't mind my pictue
I totally didn't steal it from this chat
!birb
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!birb
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!dadjoke
What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
!dog
!cat
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
!dadjoke
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
!dadjoke
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
!dadjoke
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
!dadjoke
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
!dadjoke
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
Why
!server-info
!dadjoke
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
!birb
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!dadjoke
Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Derp or not you decide
What other commands are there?
!birb
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!birb
!birb
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!birb
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Uh oh
It's happening I can't stop it now
I really should have done this years ago, but things just kept jumping in the way. I'm sorry it took so long^^
not this fucking video again
!birb
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!birb
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!doggo
!birb
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!cat
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!cat
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!birb
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!doggo
!birb
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!birb
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!dog
!dadjoke
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
!birb
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!dadjoke
What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.
That's the worst one I've heard VEGA
!dadjoke
Velcro… What a rip-off.
!sonjoke
!neojoke 😉
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
!cat
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awwwww
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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iddqd
Its YODA
See you I can
!cat
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!birb
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!doggo
!dadjoke
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
!birb
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!dadjoke
What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!"
!dadjoke
!doggo
!birb
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!birb
!birb
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Aw that's nice
!birb
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!dog
!birb
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awww
!cat
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That is me all day
You pick the wrong house fool!
!birb
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bless
!doggo
😍
!cat
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!birb
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!dadjoke
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.
!birb
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!birb
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!dadjoke
Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
😐
!birb
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!help
Omg vega die for that dad joke
!dadjoke
Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.
!birb
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!catfact
Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)
brib
!birb
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!doggo
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The oldest dog on record was an Australian cattle dog named Bluey who lived 29 years and 5 months. In human years, that is more than 160 years old.
!catfact
The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.
!birb
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!birb
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Lol
!birb
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Agressiv
!birb
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He screm
It's birb related
!pug
!doggo
!birb
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!cat
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!birb
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DUCK SOUP
!avatar
!birb
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bless
!dogfact
Dogs actually have their own fingerprints, sorta, the end of their nose is so unique it can be used to identify them.
!dog
!birb
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!dadjoke
To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
....
!birb
Error: 🐦 No birds found.
AAA
oh no.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1131806813140033536
to temporarily sustain our bird-related needs
!birb
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phew
thank the lorb
!dadjoke
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
!birb
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But will it blend
plz no blend birb
!birb
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!birb
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!avatar
!dog
!cat
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The two most popular names (in English speaking countries) for Dogs are “Max” and “Molly”.
!steamstatus
!dadjoke
What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
!github
Aliases: !gh
Description: Get info on a Github repository.
Cooldown: 10 seconds
Usage:
!github [repo name]
!github [owner]/[repo name]
Example:
!github linux
!github torvalds/linux
!gh linux
!space
!pokedex
!command
!dogfact
The oldest dog on record was an Australian cattle dog named Bluey who lived 29 years and 5 months. In human years, that is more than 160 years old.
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!catfact
A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.
!birb
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!birb
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!cat
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!robot
@vapid geode tails
Error 404: Humor module not found!
: o
!Dog
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Vega finds all good kitties
!dog
!birb
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Mistakes were made
!birb
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!Vega
!dog
!cat
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!birb
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!cat
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!dog
!dog
Whats up with all the animal pictures!? 😂 (Note: I just came to this chat for the first time)
!dadjoke
Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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@rough mason Welcome to the DooM discord. Come for the demon slaying, stay for the birbs.
This chat with birbs:
https://twitter.com/wtheres_/status/1132393662644670465
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!dog
!birb
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!cat
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pupper uses tackle
It's super effective
!rabbit
Better luck next time buddy
Aliases: !adorableavatar, !adorableav
Description: Get an adorable avatar based on your identifier.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !adorable <identifier>
Example: !adorable Eleos
!adorableavatar Eleos
!birb
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Yo bois. I'm new.
Hell o
birb icon
You've come to the right place
!birb
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!birb me daddy
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!baronfromhell
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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He shop
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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Stealth 100
!birb
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!catfact
Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.
!snail
!birb
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!cat
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sneaky potato
indeed
Indeed!
!doom
!birb
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!birb
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!birb
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👀
!birb
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!birb
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!help
I don't think it works
adorable is an avatar service that generates randomized avatars based on a username input
adorable is kinda ugly here
!adorable birb
Nice.
!adorable doom guy
Found one!
!dogfact
Dogs on average can learn/recognise up to 150 words.
!space
Confirmed no demons? Canon?
!birb
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!dogfact
The word “Corgi” is Welsh for “Dwarf Dog”
!dog
aww
!birb
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indeed
Indeed!
!doggo
indeed
Indeed!
!dogfact
Newfoundlands are great at swimming due to their webbed feet.
!birb
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that birb looks like an angry grandpa
aaaAaaaA
This birb be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D36SHOvfrRs
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Yeah, that happens in Russia, please don't discover for you +100500 channel

this is gold 
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!doom slayer
!birb
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!birb
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!dog
!doggo
♥
If never spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their puppies could produce over 66,000 dogs in 6 years!
66k in 6 years? 
!cat
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!catfact
Cat's urine glows under a black light.

!catfact
A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
Oops
!catfact
Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.
triggered
They must really hate the demonic voice then

!birb
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!cat
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:з
!catfact
In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.
:000
!birb
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!doggo
👀
@vapid geode I can see you are enjoying yourself
Do you like what you see? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👀 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👀 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
!dadjoke
Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.
Found one!
!birb
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!dadjoke
‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire
!dadjoke
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
!cat
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!birb
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!birb
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!cat
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only one cat 😢
!cat
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:000
It's an anticat and when it comes the world shall end
They will have a legendary battle
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Like that one?
!birb
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But @cursive zenith there's already a cat God
@cursive zenith That version of the song at the end though
!birb
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!bfg
I knew I had heard it before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdYHqppaA9w
A less annoying version of Nyan Cat. Update (11/26/11): due to popular demand, I've changed the title to Elevator Nyan Cat as the song has been playing in ma...
!cat
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!avatar
!avatar
!birb


