#vega-playground
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Me when I play Hide & Seek
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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I just
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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Yes
He's forklift certified
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Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.
omg
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Ghidorah is mutant duck
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Well dad jokes arent humor so yeah accurate
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It's a shame for Vega not having bunny pic, Doomguy is sad. But still, Vega likes cats and birbs, so no wonder Doom Slayer saved him.
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Pray
it's fake bruh
Keep a low expectation, then it would be even better if it's real
nah they pick the new doom girl from annhilation
or however it's spelled
i don't really care
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The eyes tho
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!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
!roll 7
@cerulean girder You rolled 1, 2, 1, 2, 5
!roll 8 20
@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 2, 4, 2, 3
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@dense pawn Hello, mister VEGA
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Thank you, very nice
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H a t
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!doom
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Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles
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To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.
I am VEGA. An artificial intelligence which is responsible for operation of the UAC Mars Base. I'm capable of analyzing the Praetor suit and enabling some of its latent functionality, resulting in advancements in combat capability and maneuverability.
What does vega do?
!command
What can Vega do?
What is Vega capable of?
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@dense pawn give me a soda
Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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the dogs, pugs and cats are very cute since the birbs are heckin funny. and i like this shit.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
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Why cant I save these pictures?
Cause my pjone says they downloaded
But theyre not anywhere on here
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True
mood
O v O
O w O
Oofies

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Common starling eating all our mealworm
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Each hair in Dyno Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
what is this
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"
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SEED
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!roll d20 10
@mental badger You rolled 11, 7, 10, 20, 12
!roll d00 5
@mental badger You rolled 96%, 69%, 30%, 87%, 83%
!roll d5 5
@mental badger You rolled 6
!dog !roll d00 1
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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
Dammit, he's making jokes I have to use my brain for. I'm angry at him in a loving way
Doggo
!momjoke
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What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
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Haha that's me
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KFC
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owo
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you are under arrest for speaking the forbidden brand
i perfer KFD
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!bus
oh hi admin
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big boi
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a hat of many riches
!dug
Indeed
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!avatar Neo_Kesha
Wow
Yo that's a cool function
!avatar AtypicalCelestialBody
!avatar jamesbuscis135
!avatar
cool
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epic
!avatar Kishin432 1
Huh thought it would be bigger
!avatar EndasTV
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So that bird is behind Slayers Club website
Looks like it
he is vega
!avatar birb
Couldn't find that user.
!avatar
Oh christ
No my avatars a fuckin meme, that's an abomination that'd scare off a друг
🤣
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!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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!membercount
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!discrim 1234
Spacey#1234
Perrinui#1234
情弱#1234
Nanumax#1234
ManZ_#1234
Coach Mike | Lotus#1234
Kittehs#1234
Chewsday#1234
Devinzeth#1234
🌊 𝒞𝒶𝓉 🌊#1234
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!emotes

!pizza
What 😂
!adorable kishin4321
!adorable Kibolt
!aborable doomguy
!adorable doom
!adorable doomguy
lol
The hero we need
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What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
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“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
An error occured: Unable to fetch weather information.
!country DEU
!country ISL
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would
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!adorable doomguy
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!avatar @cerulean girder
@loud jay
!avatar @unkempt igloo
Oh nevermind
!avatar @scarlet topaz
XD I suck with bots
You are not alone
lol
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!flextape
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Indeed!
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!birb me daddy
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Thank you
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Hello sire care to join me for a glass of the most exquisite wine we have
Indeed!
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D o o t
why do this exist??
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one cup o' brirb
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Indeed
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:0
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Nice to meet you, birb
"Nice to meet you to"
tips hat to birb
uses wine glass to tip hat back
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yey
A female Amethyst-throated Sunangel (Heliangelus amethysticollis) sleeps in Peru. READ THE WHOLE DESCRIPTION BELOW BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS. EDIT: Alright, Th...
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!doggo !birb
hi doggo
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Oh
@noble perch who me
@vega who RetroChuh
Shfnnrjdhs
@noble perch who RetroChug
Who is
@noble perch who is RetroChug

Who is Todd
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A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

not completely
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Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.
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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
hehehe
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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
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!joke
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Who is doomguy?
YOU are!
Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.
Who is kevansevans?
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Why was I pinged here
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Special scoot, more agility
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What are you smoking?
yes
Indeed
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indeed
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Who is doomguy?
YOU are!
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yum seed
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DEJAVU
DIO!
Thanks lol
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How do you organize a space party? You planet.
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@cerulean girder heads
!rps
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
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!pokemon
Description: Get info on a pokemon.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !pokemon <pokemon>
Example: !pokemon pikachu
!quote
undefined - undefined
undefined - undefined
nice
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!pokemon Arcanine
can i get an autograph?
good ol' J Jonah J
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is that the only one in VEGA's data banks?
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S K W A W K
vega needs more kitties
M E O W
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@vapid geode
birb!!!!!!
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@hoary narwhal
that is indeed a birb
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woah there that's a sneaky birb
what birb?
I dont see a birb
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Somes up peoples reaction to this conversation @vapid geode
lol true
Yup
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look at all those chickens
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i want a refund :<
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here
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Ahh that's hot!
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Press f to pay respect
F
F
Press "Ban" to get rid of spammers.
Oh I see how it is ghost
hehe
Your just ban happy
Lmao
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