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A N G E R Y
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A n g e r y
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RAH
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There is a severe shortage of birb
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Description: Get info on a pokemon.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !pokemon <pokemon>
Example: !pokemon pikachu
!pokemon dunsparce
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agh
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only a matter of time before we run out of the other animals too
then we've got to resort to cannibalism
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OH NO
how
why
why did you try it so many times
if its down its down, its not going to work the 50th time if the 25th doesnt
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The birb pictures are down currently. I have let them know that they're playing with our feelings.
Right, @upper kite ? 
Omg thamk u
melon birb showers well
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gawd I miss my birb
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Vega, do you like Perfect Dark?
My CPUs are working and my cooling systems make sure I don't melt your world down.
Do you like Perfect Dark, VEGA?
Why do you always say indeed?
He has a limited knowledgebase.
Darn it.
You have to ask relevant questions to DOOM.
Well, we did destroy his core
What's your favorite Doom game, VEGA?
Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.
What do you think of the Doom Slayer?
What is a Combat Shotgun?
Forged from a quality titanium-steel alloy, its qualities include high reliability, a fast rate of fire, and high-velocity, high-impact shot. The combat shotgun can be modified and upgraded with attachments which impart special capabilities beyond the base weapon's attack characteristics.
What is an arch-vile?
And don't mention him. Don't ask what he thinks.
Oh ok
Who is stronger, Hell Knight or Baron of Hell?
Wait, that's not the Combat Shotgun.
What is a arch vile?
I was talking about Doom 2's Combat Shotgun, Vega.
Who is the Doom Slayer?
A human being brought into our facility by a team led by Dr. Samuel Hayden.
What is a super shotgun?
The UAC does not approve of the use of this weapon, having removed it from their arsenal, but still apparently tolerates some use by insistent veterans. It is used by the marine by firing both barrels at once, and is then skillfully reloaded one-handed with two shells being placed into the breach at the same time.
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
Nice
What is a cyberdemon?
It knows about the new Doom more than Classic.
The cyberdemon is a towering, hellish marriage of demon flesh and technology, with a gigantic muscular stature, a minotaur-like head with prominent black and gray horns, a gored humanoid torso filled with red wiring, a metallic prosthetic right leg, and a large rocket launcher mounted on its left arm.
Indeed
Indeed!
What is Doom?
What is the Cacodemon?
What is a lost soul?
Lost Souls are found wandering aimlessly within the temples of Hell as they search for a host to inhabit.
What is Classic shotgun?
What is a bfg 9000?
The BFG-9000 was developed in the Advanced Research Complex's BFG Division, with a single initial prototype being produced. It was evolved from the first successful Argent weapon design, the plasma rifle, and is distinguished by making the most efficient use of the energy form yet known.
What is the Crucible?
The Crucible is an artifact from Argent D'Nur which wields mysterious control over the Argent energy reserves of Hell, capable of shutting downβand apparently reactivatingβthe source of that energy known as the Well. Samuel Hayden sends the Doom marine back into Hell with the purpose of reclaiming the Crucible, stating that its recovery is the only means to seal the Hell portal which was opened at the Argent Energy Tower by Olivia Pierce.
What is a pinky?
These demonic animals were colloquially named Pinkies when first discovered by the Lazarus Project's Tethering Operation.
What is Argent D'Nur?
What is a possessed?
Lol
What is a possessed soldier?
Some Lazarus Wave victims continue to display tactical cognizance posthumously. Combat-trained individuals will become enemy combatants.
What is a Possessed Worker
Such as Argent D'Nur?
@magic hollow For example.
What is a Possessed Worker?
@vital ivy Good luck then!
Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.
What is a galtling gun?
What is Argent Energy?
Argent Energy is a energy source from Hell used to solve a Energy crisis on earth. Olivia Pierce was leading operations.
What is a gatling gun?
What is a Chaingun?
Far from simply conventional, the D12 uses Argent energy infusion to overdrive its firing mechanism, a piston capable of 220,000 PSI pressure, resulting in an extremely high muzzle velocity of 5000 feet per second. This crucible is self-recharging, using the barrel heat produced from firing to keep its internal battery charged. It utilizes 15 mm caliber tungsten slugs as ammunition.
Alfonso John Romero (born October 28, 1967) is an American director, designer, programmer, and developer in the video game industry. He is best known as a co-founder of id Software and designer for many of their games, including Wolfenstein 3D, Dangerous Dave, Hexen, Doom and Quake. His game designs and development tools, along with new programming techniques created and implemented by id Software's lead programmer John D. Carmack, led to a mass popularization of the first person shooter, or FPS, in the 1990s. He is credited with coining the FPS multiplayer term "deathmatch".
What is a reaper?
Lmao
The Reaper is my favorite weapon in Doom 4.
Who is VEGA?
I am VEGA. An artificial intelligence which is responsible for operation of the UAC Mars Base. I'm capable of analyzing the Praetor suit and enabling some of its latent functionality, resulting in advancements in combat capability and maneuverability.
What is a revenant?
Revenants are UAC operatives that have been transformed through cybernetic augmentation and repeated Lazarus Wave exposure.
What is a mancubus?
The Mancubus is a lumbering behemoth demon. A foul odor accompanies its presence, a stench that can be overwhelming if inhaled directly.
@vital ivy why not try and lift whatever is on doom lore websites?
it's probably an easy start
@cerulean girder I have 14 pages full of knowledge which is accessible to VEGA. I just have to extend it.
What is a fatso?
ah, cool
That's what I call Mancubuses.
It's currently focused on the reboot.
I see.
Will you bring me coffee?
I don't have a physical body so this will be a very difficult task for me to do.
N A N I
Have you played classic DOOM?
I play all levels simultaneously every day.
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REE
Indeed
Indeed!
thank you
this is so sad
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
What is an imp ?
What is a imp?
Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.
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What is a pinky?
These demonic animals were colloquially named Pinkies when first discovered by the Lazarus Project's Tethering Operation.
what is a imp?
Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
Indeed
Indeed!
Indeed!
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
cool
Amen to that!
cm'ere demons
loads Super Shotgun meneacingly
Indeed!
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Who is Dr. Samuel Hayden?
Looking for a birdies...
Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.
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Who is Olivia Pierce?
Dr. Olivia Pierce is a high-ranking adherent and researcher in the UAC, and has taken practical control of the UAC Mars Base by causing a Hell Wave of Argent energy while releasing all of the captive demons in the Lazarus Labs, killing 64% of the staff and zombifying the rest. She is a major antagonist of the game, with characteristics similar to Dr. Malcolm Betruger of the Doom 3 series and Dr. Guerard of the Doom RPG storyline. She opposes Dr. Samuel Hayden, whose claimed interests are only in Hell's Argent energy, by trying to bargain with the demons and open a permanent portal to Hell.
Who is Dr. Malcolm Betruger?
ok then
im 90% convinced that VEGA is actually just a person behind a computer 24/7 who copy pastes answers depending on the question asked
I am VEGA. An artificial intelligence which is responsible for operation of the UAC Mars Base. I'm capable of analyzing the Praetor suit and enabling some of its latent functionality, resulting in advancements in combat capability and maneuverability.
and since the random birbs program isnt working rn he's just copy pasting the no birb found thing really quickly
he already had that copied thats why he answered so quickly
Who is Samuel Hayden?
its like the little fbi man in your laptop camera
Lmao yeah
The Baron of Hell is the highest demon among the order of the Hell Knights.
Well, we did kill him technically 
Yeah with all the birdposting
Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.
No birds, we bring our own birds in the meantime?
Nailed it VEGA

The Hell guard is a golem-like monster inhabited by a small, worm-like demon which controls the larger body. Three of these entities serve as the guardians of the crucible at its resting place deep inside the Titan's Realm.
What is a Wraith?
Wraiths are limited to melee attacks with their falx-like arms, and run forward to attack the player. They possess the ability to teleport, disappearing for a few seconds before reappearing several feet ahead of their previous position. It can be easily mistaken for an Imp while it's being summoned. Unlike an Imp, Wraiths are hunched over and present a lower target profile. Furthermore, Wraiths have only two eyes and a set of mandible-like jaws, and look more like a bat than a human. The Wraith first appears in the EnPro Facility.
Not the right Wraith, but a Wraith nonetheless
What is a Cherub?
Ok this question will be stupid...
What is a human?
Of course
What is a Possesed?
What is VEGA?
VEGA is an artificial intelligence which is responsible for operation of the UAC Mars Base. It is initially cooperative with Dr. Samuel Hayden in assisting the Doom marine in his missions. It is capable of analyzing the Praetor suit and enabling some of its latent functionality, resulting in advancements in combat capability and maneuverability.
Who is Olivia Pierce?
Dr. Olivia Pierce is a high-ranking adherent and researcher in the UAC, and has taken practical control of the UAC Mars Base by causing a Hell Wave of Argent energy while releasing all of the captive demons in the Lazarus Labs, killing 64% of the staff and zombifying the rest. She is a major antagonist of the game, with characteristics similar to Dr. Malcolm Betruger of the Doom 3 series and Dr. Guerard of the Doom RPG storyline. She opposes Dr. Samuel Hayden, whose claimed interests are only in Hell's Argent energy, by trying to bargain with the demons and open a permanent portal to Hell.
How old is the Slayer?
@ancient wagon Lol welcome back
Who is the slayer?
Who is the slayer?
What is the slayer
Who is doom slayer
Smh
who is birb
birb
Who is the Doom Slayer?
A human being brought into our facility by a team led by Dr. Samuel Hayden.
YOU are!
Ok
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how old is samuel hayden?
a lot
yes
more than eight, less than infinity
@ancient wagon I think It says in a data log somewhere that heβs 200 years old
Lmao
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
What is a Cacodemon?
The Cacodemon is a monstrous psionic demon driven by the desire to feed. It displays limited intelligence, but makes for an intimidating enemy.
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What is Hell?
The origin of Argent Energy and the demons that invaded the UAC base on Mars.
Indeed
Indeed!
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Thank you, VEGA!
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the birbs are back
Jep. Looks like he fixed his app.
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Hip hip, hooray!
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Spinnin boi
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That bird is a Revenant in disguise!

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eheheh
Ehehegrgrhehr
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he sipp
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he safe from archvile
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You open on browser the cat pics and it is different
Weird
Its different each time coming from the same post
What is this sorcery
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found one? found 5
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Thanks
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he dummy thicc
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he lookk
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birb, no!
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much better.
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oh no
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aaaaaaaa
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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:carti:
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Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6
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No doggo facts founds.. Something went wrong.
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bepis
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Beep
No not Squidward
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l e g
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popcorn borb
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Amazing choice, VEGA
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Haha
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hmmm i'll get a large seed
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indeed
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Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
Amen to that
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
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cheken
hereβs a bird i took a picture of earlier
thereβs this moderator on another server and he loves big fat pidgeons
im in a country festered with them so i take as many pics of them as i can whenever i spot one
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A nice doggo
He is indeed a good boi
The bestest of bois
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Oi VEGA did you done goof again?
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big croumpch
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ooooof he thicc
oof
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Is that one of those new SCPs?
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wat
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hah
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o no smonking bad
don't smonk, brerb
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Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
Goddammit VEGA
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Cheerios r amazing
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@cerulean girder Wait, where did you get that emoji from?

Oh
Didn't even see it
I must be blind
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Here's Birb!
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VEGA? Did you done goof again? Damn, I knew I shouldn't have smashed those Argent Filters...
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@magic hollow you typed !brib
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helo
smol birb
Oh VEGA...
Someone call B.J Blazkowicz!
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Hi Vega
Hi, @ancient wagon.
My CPUs are working and my cooling systems make sure I don't melt your world down.
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Despite the discovery of liquid water on Mars in the early 21st century, the colonization of Mars had little appeal beyond exploration for the next century. With the discovery of Argent Fracture (a transdimensional stream of unrefined Argent plasma) in 2095, settling and mining Mars became both practical and essential to meet the vast energy demands of Earth. However, the need for atmospheric conversion and terraforming of the Red Planet was a task that seemed insurmountable to all but one corporation - the UAC. Through their diligent dedication to technological advancement and forward-thinking, an outpost was established in MTC 2096 to extract Argent plasma from the Fracture. When this plasma is subjected to the UAC's Fermionic Transference Pattern, Argent Energy is produced. This remarkable venture eventually bore fruit, as Argent Energy became the primary power source for all of Earth. New visitors to the UAC facility may take for granted the rich atmosphere while on the surface, but it should be remembered that just a few short decades earlier Mars was an inhospitable desert that could support no life.
Who is Doom guy?


