#vega-playground

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pale copper
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"I think there was a mixup with the bus, I don't think any of those guys knew why they were here"

earnest wigeon
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

earnest wigeon
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors⠀. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon
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What

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon
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Okay

shadow ermine
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!rps EVIL S͋̔̍c̎̇̔Iͩͦ̒S̐̓̾s̎̎҉̦̠̟o͚ͫͥr҉̼̤͍S͛̍̎

noble perchBOT
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You chose Evil. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

shadow ermine
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!rps S͋̔̍c̎̇̔Iͩͦ̒S̐̓̾s̎̎҉̦̠̟o͚ͫͥr҉̼̤͍S͛̍̎

noble perchBOT
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You chose S͋̔̍c̎̇̔iͩͦ̒s̐̓̾s̎̎҉̦̠̟o͚ͫͥr҉̼̤͍s͛̍̎. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon
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!rps ro​ck

noble perchBOT
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You chose Ro​ck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

earnest wigeon
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Ehat

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What

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What

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Fucker

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What

pale copper
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I demand a refund

earnest wigeon
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!rps pa​per

noble perchBOT
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You chose Pa​per. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

shadow ermine
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!rps
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earnest wigeon
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What

noble perchBOT
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You chose ***
bee***. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon
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!rps ro​ck

noble perchBOT
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You chose Ro​ck. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pale copper
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!rps bug

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bug. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon
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K that's enough rigged rps for today

pale copper
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!rps bug

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bug. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pale copper
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!rps bug

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bug. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pale copper
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I don't want to win I just like letting it kill bugs

cerulean girder
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

shadow ermine
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!rps D A B

noble perchBOT
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You chose *d. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

shadow ermine
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woah

cerulean girder
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you broke it.

earnest wigeon
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!rps ro​ck

noble perchBOT
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You chose Ro​ck. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon
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Mkay

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I'll take your word for it

pale copper
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lightscissors

feral tapir
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!rps b

noble perchBOT
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You chose B. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir
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scissors always wins

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

feral tapir
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

feral tapir
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

feral tapir
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

feral tapir
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

feral tapir
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finally the mighty scissors have fallen

pliant bison
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!rps cyberdemon

noble perchBOT
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You chose Cyberdemon. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pliant bison
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aha yes demons one weakness is rock

fluid hinge
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Well known fact.

pliant bison
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thats why the demons wanted to go to uac

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theres no rocks there unlike hell

dusk star
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

dusk star
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

dusk star
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almighty scissors has lost

dense hull
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!rps E

noble perchBOT
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You chose E. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

dense hull
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!rps stone

noble perchBOT
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You chose Stone. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

dense hull
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🤔

sharp chasm
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!rps God

noble perchBOT
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You chose God. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sharp chasm
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!rps Anime

noble perchBOT
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You chose Anime. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sharp chasm
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!rps Rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

sharp chasm
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!rps Rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sharp chasm
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!rps Scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Papr. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sharp chasm
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!rps Papr

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!rps Paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

sharp chasm
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omg it's like a 1 in 100 chance to win cuz the bot's rigged

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lit

earnest wigeon
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon
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Hmmmg

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@sharp chasm totally rigged

random summit
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

random summit
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Oh.

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

random summit
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

upper kite
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!rps def

noble perchBOT
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You chose Def. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

upper kite
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oof

random summit
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!rps ZeHatsu

noble perchBOT
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You chose Zehatsu. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

random summit
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Owie

sharp chasm
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!rps God

noble perchBOT
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You chose God. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fluid hinge
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!rps Satan

noble perchBOT
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You chose Satan. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

outer walrus
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

outer walrus
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

outer walrus
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!rps papwe

noble perchBOT
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You chose Papwe. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

outer walrus
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon
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!rps rocj

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rocj. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

upper kite
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!rps bigrock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bigrock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

upper kite
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no use bigpaper

hidden saffron
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

pale copper
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!rps ron-perlman

noble perchBOT
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You chose Ron-perlman. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite
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!rps despacito

noble perchBOT
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You chose Despacito. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

noble perchBOT
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You chose Despacho2. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

feral tapir
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!rps despacho2

hollow idol
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!rps E

noble perchBOT
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You chose E. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pale flicker
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!rps the choosing...

noble perchBOT
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You chose The. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pale flicker
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!rps choosing

noble perchBOT
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You chose Choosing. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pale flicker
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!rps chose chose chose chose chose chose

noble perchBOT
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You chose Chose. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pale flicker
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!rps Scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sharp chasm
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!rps Memes about fusing 2 games that shouldn't be fused

noble perchBOT
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You chose Memes. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

silk yoke
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!rps BFG9000

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

silk yoke
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Innacurate

pliant bison
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!rps somemong

noble perchBOT
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You chose Somemong. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

noble perchBOT
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You chose Frooby. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

upper kite
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!rps woomy

noble perchBOT
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You chose Woomy. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pliant bison
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rock always wins against bad nintendo game

sharp chasm
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!rps Ohfuck

noble perchBOT
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You chose Ohfuck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

kind kayak
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!rps The Rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sharp chasm
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!rps SuperMarioGae

noble perchBOT
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You chose Supermariogae. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

kind kayak
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!rps BFG9000

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Therock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sharp chasm
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!rps TheRock

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!rps Plasmagun

noble perchBOT
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You chose Plasmagun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

orchid fulcrum
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!rock

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

bleak mantle
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!rps rock paper scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bleak mantle
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!rps rock-paper-scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock-paper-scissors. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bleak mantle
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impossible

noble perchBOT
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You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite
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!rps vega

cerulean girder
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!rps A black hole

noble perchBOT
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You chose A. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Ablackhole. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps Ablackhole

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the rock would just get destroyed by the black hole

noble perchBOT
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You chose For_god. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite
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!rps 🍔

noble perchBOT
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You chose 🍔. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

upper kite
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my fuckin hamburger

pale copper
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no

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he's just wrapping it in the paper for you

upper kite
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oh, thank

cerulean girder
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!rps🔫

pale copper
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!rps frank-reynolds

noble perchBOT
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You chose Frank-reynolds. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

lucid anvil
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!rps Whatever-I'll-Win-With.

noble perchBOT
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You chose Whatever-i'll-win-with.. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

lucid anvil
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Dammit.

dusty blade
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!rps Paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

dusty blade
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Tf

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!rps Rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

royal steppe
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!rps The-Rock-Dwayne-Johnson

noble perchBOT
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You chose The-rock-dwayne-johnson. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

royal steppe
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What rock? Xd

blazing plume
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!rps THE_MEME_SLAYER

noble perchBOT
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You chose The_meme_slayer. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir
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fucking scissors could probably defeat all of hell faster than doomslayer himself

noble perchBOT
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You chose All. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir
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!rps all of hell

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wait shit

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!rps all_of_hell

noble perchBOT
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You chose All_of_hell. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir
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i knew it

upper kite
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!rps ligma

noble perchBOT
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You chose Ligma. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

upper kite
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nani

cerulean girder
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!rps Doom Slayer

noble perchBOT
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You chose Doom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps Pudge

noble perchBOT
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You chose Pudge. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!Rps everything

noble perchBOT
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You chose Everything. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps monster condom

noble perchBOT
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You chose Monster. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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Fuck

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!rps Nuke

noble perchBOT
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You chose Nuke. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps Fuckyou

noble perchBOT
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You chose Fuckyou. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

twin quarry
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!rps Fuckyou

noble perchBOT
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You chose Fuckyou. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

twin quarry
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!rps Paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

subtle solar
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@noble perch !rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

midnight seal
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!rps the metal

noble perchBOT
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You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

midnight seal
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No you don't understand

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YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL

cursive quail
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!rps SheerHeartAttack

noble perchBOT
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You chose Sheerheartattack. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive quail
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Sheer heart attack has no weakness

noble perchBOT
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You chose Exodia. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

deft epoch
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!rps Exodia The Forbidden One

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WHAT

cerulean girder
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You need all five pieces

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!rps Rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps God Himself

noble perchBOT
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You chose God. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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Scissors > god

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps Sheer_Heart_Attack

noble perchBOT
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You chose Sheer_heart_attack. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

plush compass
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Thank you Vega

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Sheerdo haht attack

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!rps Killer_Queen

noble perchBOT
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You chose Killer_queen. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

plush compass
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!rps rock

cerulean girder
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!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT
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You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps BFG

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps bfg

noble perchBOT
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You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

plush compass
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Wait a minute...

ebon jewel
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!rps shotgun

noble perchBOT
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You chose Shotgun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

ebon jewel
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hmm

cerulean girder
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!rps chainsaw

noble perchBOT
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You chose Chainsaw. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps hel0

noble perchBOT
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You chose Hel0. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

whole shoal
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!rps I'm bored

noble perchBOT
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You chose I'm. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

whole shoal
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!rps paper rock scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps John Romero

noble perchBOT
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You chose John. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps rockpaperscissors

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Rockpaperscissors. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pseudo seal
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pseudo seal
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pseudo seal
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what?

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how?

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unfair

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cheater

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pine viper
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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So you can win. I was thinking it was rigged.

plush mantle
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

plush mantle
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!help

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!roll d20

noble perchBOT
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@plush mantle You rolled 6

noble perchBOT
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You chose Gauss. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

plush mantle
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lol

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!rps twig

noble perchBOT
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You chose Twig. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

noble perchBOT
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You chose The_icon_of_sin. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

plush mantle
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!rps HELL

noble perchBOT
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You chose Hell. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

plush mantle
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!rps sleep

noble perchBOT
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You chose Sleep. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

plush mantle
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Ow

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!rps 👌

noble perchBOT
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You chose 👌. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

plush mantle
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lol

noble perchBOT
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You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

plush mantle
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!rps Doomguy

noble perchBOT
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You chose Doomguy. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

plush mantle
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uh huh'

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big scissors

pallid basin
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!rps Super_Shotgun

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Super_shotgun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

plush mantle
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big rock

cerulean girder
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!rps THE_ROCK

noble perchBOT
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You chose The_rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose The_rock_possessed. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vocal edge
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!rps Doom Eternal

noble perchBOT
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You chose Doom. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vocal edge
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I am pretty sure Doom would kick Rock's better though.

earnest wigeon
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But the Rock is in Doom

dusty blade
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Oh man

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!roll d20

noble perchBOT
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@dusty blade You rolled 14

dusty blade
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Nice

earnest wigeon
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!roll d100+4

noble perchBOT
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@earnest wigeon You rolled 3

earnest wigeon
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Nice

upper kite
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!roll d20

noble perchBOT
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@upper kite You rolled 6

upper kite
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oof

obsidian lotus
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!rps Paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

obsidian lotus
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!rps paper

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

obsidian lotus
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!rps PAPER

noble perchBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

obsidian lotus
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Yeet

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!roll d21

noble perchBOT
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@obsidian lotus You rolled 2

noble perchBOT
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@plush mantle You rolled 4

plush mantle
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!roll d0

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Da fuq

noble perchBOT
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@cerulean girder You rolled 5

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@cerulean girder You rolled 6

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@cerulean girder You rolled 1

obsidian lotus
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!rps rock

noble perchBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Scissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

obsidian lotus
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!rps scissor

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?????

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

obsidian lotus
#

?!?!??!???

earnest wigeon
#

!roll d666

noble perchBOT
#

@earnest wigeon You rolled 5

earnest wigeon
#

Hm

#

Something seems wrong here

#

!roll 666

noble perchBOT
#

@earnest wigeon You rolled 4, 4, 4, 6, 3

earnest wigeon
#

What

#

!roll 66

noble perchBOT
#

@earnest wigeon You rolled 4, 4, 3, 1, 5

obsidian lotus
#

!roll 115

noble perchBOT
#

@obsidian lotus You rolled 5, 6, 3, 6, 2

earnest wigeon
#

I don't know how you go about doing this vega

#

Learn Dice Notation

#

3d6+6

#

Roll 3 different six sided dice and add six to the total

#

Ez

noble perchBOT
#

@obsidian lotus You rolled 4, 1, 5, 3, 1

obsidian lotus
#

Just five numbers then

plush mantle
#

!roll 6d6+6

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 4

plush mantle
#

WAT

idle topaz
#

[Screenshots]

earnest wigeon
#

That's not how dice work, @noble perch

plush mantle
#

!roll d6

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 4

plush mantle
#

!roll d20

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 17

plush mantle
#

!roll

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

plush mantle
#

!roll 5d6

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 3

plush mantle
#

thats not physically possible

#

!roll d10000

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 1

plush mantle
#

WUT

earnest wigeon
#

It doesn't accept real dice notation @plush mantle

#

You have to like

#

!roll d6 5

noble perchBOT
#

@earnest wigeon You rolled 6, 5, 2, 4, 1

plush mantle
#

Oh

#

!roll d4 9

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 4, 3, 1, 2, 4

earnest wigeon
#

It's gay

#

Come on Vega

#

Use real dice notation

plush mantle
#

!roll d3

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 3

obsidian lotus
#

!roll d21

noble perchBOT
#

@obsidian lotus You rolled 4

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 1

upper kite
#

!roll d20

noble perchBOT
#

@upper kite You rolled 16

upper kite
#

hecc

peak kernel
#

!roll d-4

#

Not even a response

upper kite
#

!roll d4

#

oof

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 1

upper kite
#

!roll d0

noble perchBOT
#

@upper kite You rolled 6

upper kite
earnest wigeon
#

Come on Vega

#

Nerd

#

I need a 666 sided die, stat

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 1

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 5

plush mantle
#

!roll d666

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 2

plush mantle
#

woah

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 3

spare python
#

Rude

plush mantle
#

wait, 3+10 = 13. 13 x 51.2307692308 = 666

spare python
#

!roll d667

noble perchBOT
#

@spare python You rolled 6

spare python
#

👍

plush mantle
#

its going off the first number (i.e. d6)

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 3

plush mantle
#

!roll 1d6

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 2

plush mantle
#

WUT

#

THE PHUQ

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 2

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 6

plush mantle
noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 5

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 4

plush mantle
#

!roll dthe fuq

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 3

plush mantle
#

** I GIVE UP**

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

plush mantle
#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 3, 6, 6, 5, 4

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 1

plush mantle
#

!roll d/tableflip

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 5

plush mantle
#

!roll d

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 6

#

@cerulean girder You rolled 5

plush mantle
#

WUT?

noble perchBOT
#

@cerulean girder You rolled 4

plush mantle
#

wut

twin quarry
#

!roll rip and tear

noble perchBOT
#

@twin quarry You rolled 3

twin quarry
#

!roll nokia

noble perchBOT
#

@twin quarry You rolled 3

twin quarry
#

!roll hell

noble perchBOT
#

@twin quarry You rolled 4

twin quarry
#

!roll Doomslayer

noble perchBOT
#

@twin quarry You rolled 5

twin quarry
#

!roll Samuel Hayden

noble perchBOT
#

@twin quarry You rolled 1

twin quarry
#

what

ashen kayak
#

Because Samuel Hayden is the number 1!

earnest wigeon
#

That makes Doomguy #5

blazing plume
#

Doomguy
Not being #1

angery

plush mantle
#

!roll dDoomguy

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 4

ashen kayak
#

!roll 1337

noble perchBOT
#

@ashen kayak You rolled 4, 3, 1, 2, 3

ashen kayak
#

Neat.

twin quarry
#

!roll 1337

noble perchBOT
#

@twin quarry You rolled 5, 3, 3, 5, 4

twin quarry
#

haha

lucid anvil
#

!roll d6

noble perchBOT
#

@lucid anvil You rolled 5

lucid anvil
#

I will be using this later.

#

If a need for it arises.

plush mantle
#

!roll

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

plush mantle
#

this is usefull

vocal edge
#

OH a new game. Whoopa!

#

!roll d11

noble perchBOT
#

@vocal edge You rolled 6

vocal edge
#

!roll 5632

noble perchBOT
#

@vocal edge You rolled 6, 4, 2, 2, 5

vocal edge
#

I am not sure yet how to interpret the results, but i like it.

#

!roll 16384

noble perchBOT
#

@vocal edge You rolled 4, 2, 6, 6, 4

vocal edge
#

!roll d12488

noble perchBOT
#

@vocal edge You rolled 6

vocal edge
#

Lol

pale copper
#

!roll d69

noble perchBOT
#

@pale copper You rolled 4

cursive quail
#

!roll 1

noble perchBOT
#

@cursive quail You rolled 5

cursive quail
#

what

#

!roll 10

noble perchBOT
#

@cursive quail You rolled 5, 4, 1, 5, 2

cursive quail
#

ohhh i think i know how it works

#

!roll 5

noble perchBOT
#

@cursive quail You rolled 5, 5, 1, 5, 5

#

@cursive quail You rolled 6, 1, 6

cursive quail
#

!roll 3

#

yea thats the number of dice

#

!roll 2 10

noble perchBOT
#

@cursive quail You rolled 1, 6

cursive quail
#

!roll 2 100

noble perchBOT
#

@cursive quail You rolled 2, 3

cursive quail
#

so i cant roll a d20

#

thats dumb

upper kite
#

!roll -1

noble perchBOT
#

@upper kite You rolled

upper kite
#

i sure did

#

they hatin

ashen kayak
#

Lmao

pale copper
#

!roll 2e+25

noble perchBOT
#

@pale copper You rolled 3, 2, 2, 3, 1

pale copper
#

what in the

#

!roll 3d6

noble perchBOT
#

@pale copper You rolled 6

pale copper
#

!roll 3d6

noble perchBOT
#

@pale copper You rolled 3

pale copper
#

!roll 3d6

#

!roll 3d6

noble perchBOT
#

@pale copper You rolled 4

pale copper
#

I don't think it's actually rolling 3d6

#

?help

#

!help

#

!roll 5 d5

noble perchBOT
#

@pale copper You rolled 6, 3, 6, 4, 6

pale copper
#

three of those numbers are not possible on a d5

ashen kayak
#

Don‘t blame Vega, he‘s still learning! He‘s a good bot.

rain jetty
#

!roll

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

rain jetty
#

^^^

#

!roll d4

noble perchBOT
#

@rain jetty You rolled 3

#

@rain jetty You rolled 4

rain jetty
#

!roll d4

#

!roll d00

noble perchBOT
#

@rain jetty You rolled 45%

rain jetty
#

!roll d00 89

noble perchBOT
#

@rain jetty You rolled 13%, 34%, 84%, 89%, 55%

rain jetty
#

ok i dont think that was 89 dice

#

!roll d4 3

noble perchBOT
#

@rain jetty You rolled 1, 4, 1

rain jetty
#

!roll d00 0

noble perchBOT
#

@rain jetty You rolled

rain jetty
#

I sure did

#

!roll d00 -1

noble perchBOT
#

@rain jetty You rolled

peak kernel
#

!roll dNaN

noble perchBOT
#

@peak kernel You rolled 3

peak kernel
#

!roll d{} + []

noble perchBOT
#

@peak kernel You rolled 5

vital ivy
kind kayak
#

!roll 5

noble perchBOT
#

@kind kayak You rolled 1, 4, 6, 5, 4

kind kayak
#

!roll 3,14

noble perchBOT
#

@kind kayak You rolled 1

kind kayak
#

!roll 3

noble perchBOT
#

@kind kayak You rolled 5, 3, 3

kind kayak
#

!rol dar

#

!roll dargh

noble perchBOT
#

@kind kayak You rolled 5

kind kayak
#

!roll 666

noble perchBOT
#

@kind kayak You rolled 1, 5, 2, 2, 5

upper kite
#

!roll -

noble perchBOT
#

@upper kite You rolled 6

plush mantle
#

how

long grotto
#

roll

#

!roll -

noble perchBOT
#

@long grotto You rolled 5

long grotto
#

!roll -

noble perchBOT
#

@long grotto You rolled 4

long grotto
#

!roll 5

noble perchBOT
#

@long grotto You rolled 4, 6, 3, 4, 6

long grotto
#

!roll 24623

noble perchBOT
#

@long grotto You rolled 6, 4, 1, 6, 5

pliant furnace
#

?help

#

Wait what

plush mantle
#

!roll 0

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled

plush mantle
#

are you sure?

upper kite
#

!roll

noble perchBOT
#
**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

plush mantle
#

!roll d1

noble perchBOT
#

@plush mantle You rolled 5

plush mantle
#

how

coral crescent
#

!help

shadow ermine
#

!roll d100 90

noble perchBOT
#

@shadow ermine You rolled 6

shadow ermine
#

!roll d10000

noble perchBOT
#

@shadow ermine You rolled 4

shadow ermine
#

!roll d00 1

noble perchBOT
#

@shadow ermine You rolled 1%

shadow ermine
#

!roll d00 1

noble perchBOT
#

@shadow ermine You rolled 85%

pale copper
#

!roll d2

noble perchBOT
#

@pale copper You rolled 3

pale copper
#

??

cursive quail
#

!roll D4 2

noble perchBOT
#

@cursive quail You rolled NaN, NaN

cursive quail
#

Lmao

cursive quail
#

I broke VEGA

plush mantle
#

What the..?

vital ivy
#

Who is Doomguy?

noble perchBOT
#

YOU are!

plush mantle
#

Uh huh, sure

vital ivy
#

What is a pinky?

noble perchBOT
#

These demonic animals were colloquially named Pinkies when first discovered by the Lazarus Project's Tethering Operation.

random summit
#

What is an imp?

noble perchBOT
#

Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.

plush mantle
#

What is a Revenent?

#

No? Ok.

noble perchBOT
#

The UAC does not approve of the use of this weapon, having removed it from their arsenal, but still apparently tolerates some use by insistent veterans. It is used by the marine by firing both barrels at once, and is then skillfully reloaded one-handed with two shells being placed into the breach at the same time.

coral crescent
#

What is a super shotgun?

plush mantle
#

Thats seems backwards

coral crescent
#

Who is doomslayer?

vital ivy
#

Who is the Doom Slayer?

noble perchBOT
#

A human being brought into our facility by a team led by Dr. Samuel Hayden.

plush mantle
#

HUMAN

vital ivy
#

@plush mantle BTW you mis-spelled Revenant 😄

coral crescent
#

What is a pistol?

plush mantle
#

Oh, the A got me

upper kite
#

what is a mancubus?

noble perchBOT
#

The Mancubus is a lumbering behemoth demon. A foul odor accompanies its presence, a stench that can be overwhelming if inhaled directly.

upper kite
#

oof

ashen kayak
#

I wish my DnD dice could roll NaNs. I‘d win every round.

pale copper
#

time for the real challenge

#

Was the moon landing real?

feral tapir
#

no, moon doesn't exist, therefore neither does the landing

feral tapir
#

dammit

cursive quail
#

What is a revenant?

noble perchBOT
#

Revenants are UAC operatives that have been transformed through cybernetic augmentation and repeated Lazarus Wave exposure.

cursive quail
#

That was faaast

noble perchBOT
#

Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.

earnest wigeon
#

What is an imp?

#

Woah what

#

On my screen VEGA answered before I asked

#

What is a cacodemon?

noble perchBOT
#

The Cacodemon is a monstrous psionic demon driven by the desire to feed. It displays limited intelligence, but makes for an intimidating enemy.

earnest wigeon
coral crescent
upper kite
#

the fastest big iron in the west

cursive quail
#

Well, it's VEGA after all

#

The super smart AI assigned to Mars

earnest wigeon
#

Damn psychic AI

#

Ruining Mars

cerulean girder
#

What is a baron of hell

#

What is a baron

#

What is a cyberdemon

plush mantle
#

lol

cerulean girder
#

!backup

peak kernel
#

What is a baron of hell?

noble perchBOT
#

The Baron of Hell is the highest demon among the order of the Hell Knights.

peak kernel
#

might wanna try using a question mark 😛

pale copper
#

what is a hell?

cursive quail
#

What is love?

#

Baby done hurt me

plush mantle
#

BABY DONT HURT ME

cursive quail
#

Don't hurt me

plush mantle
#

NO MORE

#

OWO

cursive quail
#

OwO means money in some language

#

I don't remember which

#

In yoruba

plush mantle
#

OWO means surprised arousal

#

I dont know what you are talking

cursive quail
#

It also means money

cerulean girder
#

Haddaway - What is love (Original Mix - 1992)

merry coral
#

Can y'all follow my twitch

plush mantle
#

no

dusty blade
#

What is an Archvile?

upper kite
#

a mean thing

noble perchBOT
#

Indeed!

dusty blade
#

Best demon, actually

rain jetty
#

What is a question?

plush mantle
#

INDEED

noble perchBOT
#

Indeed!

pale copper
#

what is a moose?

#

stupid robot, doesn't even know what meese are

plush mantle
#

WHAT IS BORB???

pale copper
#

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

plush mantle
#

BUT WHEN IS MOON?

random summit
lean mortar
#

Sorry

vital ivy
#

Does anyone have some cool ideas for a funny bot?

#

I just got the idea to play around with coding

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

random summit
#

A bot that suggests a joke wad for doom randomly.

vital ivy
#

Joke WADs?... Hmmm... What about a /idgames bot?
Wait a sec: @peak kernel didn't you make such a thing already???

random summit
#

Maybe a bot that recommends games to play while waiting for Doom Eternal?

peak kernel
#

Yeah I did ghost

pale copper
#

that would be cool

#

a command to just give a wad at complete random or based on a keyword

upper kite
#

a bot that posts FIREBLU

plush mantle
#

A bot that responds to the word "A"

#

It would be both annoying and funny tonwatch

cursive quail
#

A bot that randomly says stuff

#

But it's actually an ANN and it learns from discord chats

#

There's sooooo much training data on a single server

#

And just seeing it start from Yiddish and moving up to real English if it would even get there can be pretty cool

plush mantle
#

That would be neat

pale copper
#

making AI learn from any part of the internet is generally a bad idea

#

every time a company lets an AI loose on some sort of social media it very quickly becomes extremely racist

#

or suicidal

plush mantle
#

KINKY

long grotto
coral crescent
#

!dynoavatar

noble perchBOT
#
rabid dentist#5919
Avatar
coral crescent
#

!rps doomguy

noble perchBOT
#

You chose Doomguy. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

coral crescent
obsidian lotus
#

!dynoavatar

noble perchBOT
#
Doctorskeys2015#5575
Avatar
coral crescent
#

!bird

noble perchBOT
coral crescent
#

!bird

noble perchBOT
pale copper
#

!bird

noble perchBOT
pale copper
#

is this a new function

#

or has this been here all along

#

because if it's new

#

why the fuck wasn't this in earlier

#

and if it isn't

#

how the fuck didn't I know about it earlier

coral crescent
#

It's ben here all along

#

!bird

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

!bird

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

borb controls the crumbs

plush mantle
#

!bird

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

!bird

#

birbs are life

upper kite
#

indeed

noble perchBOT
#

Indeed!

upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

they party

plush mantle
#

!dog ?

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

hell yeah

upper kite
#

a doggo

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

!cat

plush mantle
#

!help

upper kite
#

catto is a liquid

#

!snek

#

!snake

#

oofers

#

!cat

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

Khajiit has wares

upper kite
#

indeed he does

#

!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

dats a doggo

#

wait a heckin second

plush mantle
#

soo, are these custom commands?

upper kite
#

idk

pale copper
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
pale copper
#

ahead of his time

plush mantle
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
pale copper
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

loud screm

#

aaaaa

plush mantle
#

!monster ?

#

nope

random summit
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

thats the only cat

pale copper
#

there is only one

upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
pale copper
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
pale copper
#

THE PROPHECY

#

THE SECOND CAT

coral crescent
#

There's a lot more commands

lone vector
#

!doggo

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

das a checken

#

!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

!doggo

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

good doggo

pale copper
#

great doggo

pale copper
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
pale copper
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
wet pelican
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
wet pelican
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

wowzaa

ashen kayak
#

!DEMON

#

Awww.

upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

i spot an ifunny

upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

oof

plush mantle
#

!dog

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

!cat

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
#

birb per minute

plush mantle
#

lol

upper kite
#

vega in a nutshell

#

using terrabites per second on saving bird memes

plush mantle
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

lol

upper kite
#

!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

sneaky

upper kite
#

yos

#

sneky borb

#

!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
#

lol

ashen kayak
#

You guys seem to have a lot of fun.

#

!cat

noble perchBOT
ashen kayak
#

!cat

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The chances...

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!cat

noble perchBOT
ashen kayak
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Lol.

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!cat

noble perchBOT
ashen kayak
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Okay,I give up

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!snek

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Oh come on !snek is a must

upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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float boye

ashen kayak
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What else do we got

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Birb cate doge that‘s it?

vital ivy
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!shitpost

vital ivy
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!howdy

noble perchBOT
ashen kayak
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Nah I mean animals

ashen kayak
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Awww

upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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yoss

ashen kayak
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Oh no 😱❤️

upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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he rich boye

ashen kayak
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Cutest boye

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I require more cat pics

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But VEGA denies me

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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!birb

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:00000

plush mantle
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He was ready

upper kite
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he casts a good spell

ashen kayak
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Try more cats please. VEGA only shows me one pic.

upper kite
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!cat

noble perchBOT
ashen kayak
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Okay

upper kite
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oof

plush mantle
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!cat

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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dum vega

ashen kayak
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Only one kitty per day it is

upper kite
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you invested all the money on birb processing

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!birb

noble perchBOT
ashen kayak
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Indeed

noble perchBOT
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Indeed!

upper kite
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pelicops

ashen kayak
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Exobytes of traffic all for birb memes

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#worthit

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!birb

noble perchBOT
ancient summit
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!snake

upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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armed and dangerouss

upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
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!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
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!birb

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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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!birb!

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!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
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!birb

noble perchBOT
plush mantle
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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smug

plush mantle
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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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:O

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!birb

noble perchBOT
upper kite
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:D

ashen kayak
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I wonder what they think when they lie in the hand like that

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"Oh look, a bed"

whole estuary
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?help

dusk star
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!birb

noble perchBOT
pale copper
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!birb

noble perchBOT
pale copper
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!coinflip

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!flip

noble perchBOT
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@pale copper heads

pale copper
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thank you, vega

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500 on black

upper kite
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!birb

noble perchBOT