#vega-playground
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!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors⠀. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Okay
!rps EVIL S͋̔̍c̎̇̔Iͩͦ̒S̐̓̾s̎̎҉̦̠̟o͚ͫͥr҉̼̤͍S͛̍̎
You chose Evil. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps S͋̔̍c̎̇̔Iͩͦ̒S̐̓̾s̎̎҉̦̠̟o͚ͫͥr҉̼̤͍S͛̍̎
You chose S͋̔̍c̎̇̔iͩͦ̒s̐̓̾s̎̎҉̦̠̟o͚ͫͥr҉̼̤͍s͛̍̎. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
I demand a refund
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue TranscriptVoila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. At least you'll have some Bee Movie quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, rightAnd swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards -- because reading is good for your noodle. Better than Farmville, anyway.Bee Movie ScriptAccording to all known lawsof aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.
What
You chose ***
bee***. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps bug
You chose Bug. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
K that's enough rigged rps for today
!rps bug
You chose Bug. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps bug
You chose Bug. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
I don't want to win I just like letting it kill bugs
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps D A B
You chose *d. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
woah
you broke it.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
lightscissors
!rps b
You chose B. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
finally the mighty scissors have fallen
!rps cyberdemon
You chose Cyberdemon. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
aha yes demons one weakness is rock
Well known fact.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
almighty scissors has lost
!rps E
You chose E. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps stone
You chose Stone. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
🤔
!rps God
You chose God. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Anime
You chose Anime. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Papr. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps def
You chose Def. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
oof
!rps ZeHatsu
You chose Zehatsu. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Owie
!rps God
You chose God. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Satan
You chose Satan. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps papwe
You chose Papwe. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rocj
You chose Rocj. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps bigrock
You chose Bigrock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
no use bigpaper
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps ron-perlman
You chose Ron-perlman. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps despacito
You chose Despacito. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Despacho2. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps despacho2
!rps E
You chose E. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps the choosing...
You chose The. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps choosing
You chose Choosing. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps chose chose chose chose chose chose
You chose Chose. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Memes about fusing 2 games that shouldn't be fused
You chose Memes. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps BFG9000
You chose Bfg9000. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Innacurate
!rps somemong
You chose Somemong. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Frooby. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps woomy
You chose Woomy. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
rock always wins against bad nintendo game
!rps Ohfuck
You chose Ohfuck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps The Rock
You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps SuperMarioGae
You chose Supermariogae. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps BFG9000
You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Therock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Plasmagun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps rock paper scissors
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock-paper-scissors
You chose Rock-paper-scissors. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
impossible
You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps vega
!rps A black hole
You chose A. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Ablackhole. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose For_god. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps 🍔
You chose 🍔. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
my fuckin hamburger
oh, thank
!rps🔫
!rps frank-reynolds
You chose Frank-reynolds. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Whatever-I'll-Win-With.
You chose Whatever-i'll-win-with.. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Dammit.
!rps Paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps The-Rock-Dwayne-Johnson
You chose The-rock-dwayne-johnson. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
What rock? Xd
!rps THE_MEME_SLAYER
You chose The_meme_slayer. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
fucking scissors could probably defeat all of hell faster than doomslayer himself
You chose All. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose All_of_hell. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
i knew it
!rps ligma
You chose Ligma. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
nani
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Pudge
You chose Pudge. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!Rps everything
You chose Everything. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps monster condom
You chose Monster. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Nuke. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Fuckyou
You chose Fuckyou. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Fuckyou
You chose Fuckyou. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
@noble perch !rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps the metal
You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps SheerHeartAttack
You chose Sheerheartattack. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Sheer heart attack has no weakness
You chose Exodia. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps God Himself
You chose God. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Sheer_Heart_Attack
You chose Sheer_heart_attack. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Killer_queen. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps bfg
You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
Wait a minute...
!rps shotgun
You chose Shotgun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
hmm
!rps chainsaw
You chose Chainsaw. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps hel0
You chose Hel0. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps I'm bored
You chose I'm. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper rock scissors
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps John Romero
You chose John. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rockpaperscissors
You chose Rockpaperscissors. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
So you can win. I was thinking it was rigged.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
@plush mantle You rolled 6
You chose Gauss. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Twig. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose The_icon_of_sin. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps HELL
You chose Hell. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps sleep
You chose Sleep. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose 👌. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
lol
You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Doomguy
You chose Doomguy. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Super_Shotgun
You chose Super_shotgun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
big rock
!rps THE_ROCK
You chose The_rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose The_rock_possessed. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Doom Eternal
You chose Doom. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
I am pretty sure Doom would kick Rock's better though.
But the Rock is in Doom
@dusty blade You rolled 14
Nice
!roll d100+4
@earnest wigeon You rolled 3
Nice
!roll d20
@upper kite You rolled 6
oof
!rps Paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps PAPER
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
@obsidian lotus You rolled 2
@plush mantle You rolled 4
@cerulean girder You rolled 5
@cerulean girder You rolled 6
@cerulean girder You rolled 1
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Scissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
?!?!??!???
!roll d666
@earnest wigeon You rolled 5
@earnest wigeon You rolled 4, 4, 4, 6, 3
@earnest wigeon You rolled 4, 4, 3, 1, 5
!roll 115
@obsidian lotus You rolled 5, 6, 3, 6, 2
I don't know how you go about doing this vega
Learn Dice Notation
3d6+6
Roll 3 different six sided dice and add six to the total
Ez
@obsidian lotus You rolled 4, 1, 5, 3, 1
Just five numbers then
!roll 6d6+6
@plush mantle You rolled 4
WAT
[Screenshots]
That's not how dice work, @noble perch
!roll d6
@plush mantle You rolled 4
!roll d20
@plush mantle You rolled 17
!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
!roll 5d6
@plush mantle You rolled 3
@plush mantle You rolled 1
WUT
@earnest wigeon You rolled 6, 5, 2, 4, 1
@plush mantle You rolled 4, 3, 1, 2, 4
!roll d3
@plush mantle You rolled 3
!roll d21
!roll d20
@upper kite You rolled 16
hecc
@cerulean girder You rolled 1
!roll d0
@upper kite You rolled 6

!roll d666
@plush mantle You rolled 2
@cerulean girder You rolled 3
Rude
wait, 3+10 = 13. 13 x 51.2307692308 = 666
!roll d667
@spare python You rolled 6
👍
its going off the first number (i.e. d6)
@plush mantle You rolled 3
@cerulean girder You rolled 2

!roll dthe fuq
@plush mantle You rolled 3
** I GIVE UP**
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
!roll d/tableflip
@plush mantle You rolled 5
!roll d
WUT?
@cerulean girder You rolled 4
wut
!roll rip and tear
@twin quarry You rolled 3
!roll nokia
@twin quarry You rolled 3
!roll hell
@twin quarry You rolled 4
!roll Doomslayer
@twin quarry You rolled 5
!roll Samuel Hayden
@twin quarry You rolled 1
what
Because Samuel Hayden is the number 1!
That makes Doomguy #5
Doomguy
Not being #1

!roll dDoomguy
@plush mantle You rolled 4
!roll 1337
@ashen kayak You rolled 4, 3, 1, 2, 3
Neat.
!roll 1337
@twin quarry You rolled 5, 3, 3, 5, 4
haha
!roll d6
@lucid anvil You rolled 5
!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
this is usefull
@vocal edge You rolled 6
!roll 5632
@vocal edge You rolled 6, 4, 2, 2, 5
@vocal edge You rolled 4, 2, 6, 6, 4
!roll d12488
@vocal edge You rolled 6
Lol
!roll d69
@pale copper You rolled 4
!roll 1
@cursive quail You rolled 5
@cursive quail You rolled 5, 4, 1, 5, 2
@cursive quail You rolled 1, 6
!roll 2 100
@cursive quail You rolled 2, 3
!roll -1
@upper kite You rolled
Lmao
!roll 2e+25
@pale copper You rolled 3, 2, 2, 3, 1
@pale copper You rolled 6
!roll 3d6
@pale copper You rolled 3
@pale copper You rolled 4
@pale copper You rolled 6, 3, 6, 4, 6
three of those numbers are not possible on a d5
Don‘t blame Vega, he‘s still learning! He‘s a good bot.
!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
@rain jetty You rolled 45%
!roll d00 89
@rain jetty You rolled 13%, 34%, 84%, 89%, 55%
@rain jetty You rolled 1, 4, 1
!roll d00 0
@rain jetty You rolled
@rain jetty You rolled
!roll dNaN
@peak kernel You rolled 3
!roll d{} + []
@peak kernel You rolled 5
https://giphy.com/gifs/RX3vhj311HKLe @peak kernel
!roll 5
@kind kayak You rolled 1, 4, 6, 5, 4
!roll 3,14
@kind kayak You rolled 1
!roll 3
@kind kayak You rolled 5, 3, 3
@kind kayak You rolled 5
!roll 666
@kind kayak You rolled 1, 5, 2, 2, 5
!roll -
@upper kite You rolled 6
how
@long grotto You rolled 5
!roll -
@long grotto You rolled 4
!roll 5
@long grotto You rolled 4, 6, 3, 4, 6
!roll 24623
@long grotto You rolled 6, 4, 1, 6, 5
!roll 0
@plush mantle You rolled
are you sure?
!roll
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4
!roll d1
@plush mantle You rolled 5
how
!help
!roll d100 90
@shadow ermine You rolled 6
!roll d10000
@shadow ermine You rolled 4
!roll d00 1
@shadow ermine You rolled 1%
!roll d00 1
@shadow ermine You rolled 85%
!roll d2
@pale copper You rolled 3
??
!roll D4 2
@cursive quail You rolled NaN, NaN
Lmao
I broke VEGA
What the..?
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!
Uh huh, sure
What is a pinky?
These demonic animals were colloquially named Pinkies when first discovered by the Lazarus Project's Tethering Operation.
What is an imp?
Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.
The UAC does not approve of the use of this weapon, having removed it from their arsenal, but still apparently tolerates some use by insistent veterans. It is used by the marine by firing both barrels at once, and is then skillfully reloaded one-handed with two shells being placed into the breach at the same time.
What is a super shotgun?
Thats seems backwards
Who is doomslayer?
Who is the Doom Slayer?
A human being brought into our facility by a team led by Dr. Samuel Hayden.
HUMAN
@plush mantle BTW you mis-spelled Revenant 😄
What is a pistol?
Oh, the A got me
what is a mancubus?
The Mancubus is a lumbering behemoth demon. A foul odor accompanies its presence, a stench that can be overwhelming if inhaled directly.
oof
I wish my DnD dice could roll NaNs. I‘d win every round.
no, moon doesn't exist, therefore neither does the landing
dammit
What is a revenant?
Revenants are UAC operatives that have been transformed through cybernetic augmentation and repeated Lazarus Wave exposure.
That was faaast
Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.
What is an imp?
Woah what
On my screen VEGA answered before I asked
What is a cacodemon?
The Cacodemon is a monstrous psionic demon driven by the desire to feed. It displays limited intelligence, but makes for an intimidating enemy.
the fastest big iron in the west
lol
!backup
What is a baron of hell?
The Baron of Hell is the highest demon among the order of the Hell Knights.
might wanna try using a question mark 😛
what is a hell?
BABY DONT HURT ME
Don't hurt me
It also means money
Haddaway - What is love (Original Mix - 1992)
Can y'all follow my twitch
no
What is an Archvile?
a mean thing
Indeed!
Best demon, actually
What is a question?
INDEED
Indeed!
WHAT IS BORB???
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
BUT WHEN IS MOON?
Wrong channel, move it to #showroom-archive please.
Sorry
Does anyone have some cool ideas for a funny bot?
I just got the idea to play around with coding
¯_(ツ)_/¯
A bot that suggests a joke wad for doom randomly.
Joke WADs?... Hmmm... What about a /idgames bot?
Wait a sec: @peak kernel didn't you make such a thing already???
Maybe a bot that recommends games to play while waiting for Doom Eternal?
Yeah I did ghost
that would be cool
a command to just give a wad at complete random or based on a keyword
a bot that posts FIREBLU
A bot that randomly says stuff
But it's actually an ANN and it learns from discord chats
There's sooooo much training data on a single server
And just seeing it start from Yiddish and moving up to real English if it would even get there can be pretty cool
That would be neat
making AI learn from any part of the internet is generally a bad idea
every time a company lets an AI loose on some sort of social media it very quickly becomes extremely racist
or suicidal

!dynoavatar
!rps doomguy
You chose Doomguy. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

!dynoavatar
!bird
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
is this a new function
or has this been here all along
because if it's new
why the fuck wasn't this in earlier
and if it isn't
how the fuck didn't I know about it earlier
Found one!
!bird
Found one!
borb controls the crumbs
!bird
Found one!
indeed
Indeed!
!birb
Found one!
they party
!dog ?
hell yeah
a doggo
Found one!
!cat
!help
Found one!
Khajiit has wares
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
soo, are these custom commands?
idk
!birb
Found one!
ahead of his time
!dog
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
thats the only cat
there is only one
!birb
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
There's a lot more commands
Dyno is a customizable Discord bot with music, moderation, auto roles, anti-spam/automod, and much more.
!doggo
!birb
Found one!
Found one!
!doggo
good doggo
great doggo
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
wowzaa
!birb
Found one!
i spot an ifunny
!birb
Found one!
oof
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
birb per minute
lol
!birb
Found one!
lol
!birb
Found one!
sneaky
Found one!
lol
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
float boye
!shitpost
!howdy
Nah I mean animals
Awww
!birb
Found one!
yoss
Oh no 😱❤️
!birb
Found one!
he rich boye
Found one!
He was ready
he casts a good spell
Try more cats please. VEGA only shows me one pic.
!cat
Found one!
Okay
oof
!cat
Found one!
dum vega
Only one kitty per day it is
Found one!
Indeed
Indeed!
pelicops
Found one!
!snake
!birb
Found one!
armed and dangerouss
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
smug
!birb
Found one!
Found one!
:D
?help
!birb
Found one!
!birb
Found one!
@pale copper heads
!birb
Found one!
