#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 48

pliant reef · 2018-04-09T23:35:19.294Z

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pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:35 PM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:35 PM

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NO

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=pup bfg weapon

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:35 PM

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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:35 PM

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=pup bfg9000

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:35 PM

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lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:35 PM

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=pup y=x

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:35 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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=pup y = sin (x)

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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=pup 2 8 6 7 0 7 6 9 7 5 0 8 6 9

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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Erm

ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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=pup 6 9 4 2 0 1 3 3 7 9 0 0 1

lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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Good job?

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:36 PM

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it was random

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69, 420, 1337, 9001

lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:37 PM

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y = x + y

ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:37 PM

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=pup y = x + y

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:37 PM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:37 PM

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=pup y = x + z

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:37 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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=pup 1^2^3^4^5^6^7^8^9

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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=pup y= x + x*z

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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lyric shell Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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=pup y= x + x*z

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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=pup 9^8^7^6^5^4^3^2^1

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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=pup a^a^a^a^a^ah

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:38 PM

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dammit

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=pup halo

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:39 PM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:39 PM

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=pup halo game

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:39 PM

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ebon coyote Apr 9, 2018, 11:39 PM

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=pup warthog

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:39 PM

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green kraken Apr 9, 2018, 11:56 PM

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=pup satan

pliant reefBOT Apr 9, 2018, 11:56 PM

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rain jetty Apr 10, 2018, 2:45 AM

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=pup sin(-(abs((pi2)-(pi2)) +(abs(tan(pi2) - tan(pi2)))

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 2:45 AM

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Query made by @rain jetty
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rain jetty Apr 10, 2018, 2:45 AM

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YES

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ZERO

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THE ARABS HAVE IT

ebon coyote Apr 10, 2018, 2:45 AM

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=pup 1 / 0

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 2:45 AM

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ebon coyote Apr 10, 2018, 2:46 AM

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=pup (0^0) /0

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 2:46 AM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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rain jetty Apr 10, 2018, 2:46 AM

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=pup sin(pi*2)

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 2:46 AM

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Query made by @rain jetty
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rain jetty Apr 10, 2018, 2:47 AM

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fine ok no irrational numbers

ebon coyote Apr 10, 2018, 2:47 AM

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=pup pi^pi^pi^pi^pi

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 2:47 AM

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Query made by @ebon coyote
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rain jetty Apr 10, 2018, 2:49 AM

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=pup pi

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 2:49 AM

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Query made by @rain jetty
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rocky flicker Apr 10, 2018, 11:45 AM

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=help commands

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 11:45 AM

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south flax Apr 10, 2018, 3:57 PM

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=pup duran duran

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 3:58 PM

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Query made by @south flax
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south flax Apr 10, 2018, 3:58 PM

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this bot is pure magic

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what kind of fuckery is this

green kraken Apr 10, 2018, 5:47 PM

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=pup industrial

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 5:47 PM

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Query made by @green kraken
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green kraken Apr 10, 2018, 5:47 PM

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I was looking for industrial music but that works too

lyric shell Apr 10, 2018, 8:52 PM

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=pup x^5 + x =0

pliant reefBOT Apr 10, 2018, 8:52 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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ashen ice Apr 14, 2018, 1:51 AM

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Hello folks!

lyric shell Apr 16, 2018, 1:26 AM

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=pup 1/ln (1-x)

pliant reefBOT Apr 16, 2018, 1:26 AM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell Apr 16, 2018, 1:27 AM

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=pup 1/(1-e^x)

pliant reefBOT Apr 16, 2018, 1:27 AM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell Apr 16, 2018, 1:28 AM

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=pup 1/e^(1-x)

pliant reefBOT Apr 16, 2018, 1:28 AM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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cerulean girder Apr 18, 2018, 1:13 PM

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=pup

pliant reefBOT Apr 18, 2018, 1:13 PM

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cerulean girder Apr 18, 2018, 1:13 PM

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=pup 2+2

pliant reefBOT Apr 18, 2018, 1:13 PM

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Query made by @cerulean girder
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lyric shell Apr 19, 2018, 2:39 AM

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=pup .^6

pliant reefBOT Apr 19, 2018, 2:39 AM

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lyric shell Apr 19, 2018, 2:39 AM

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=pup ()

pliant reefBOT Apr 19, 2018, 2:39 AM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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restive cove Apr 30, 2018, 4:46 AM

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=pup 3^^^^3

pliant reefBOT Apr 30, 2018, 4:46 AM

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restive cove Apr 30, 2018, 4:46 AM

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=pup 3↑↑↑↑3

pliant reefBOT Apr 30, 2018, 4:46 AM

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restive cove Apr 30, 2018, 4:46 AM

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=pup 3↑↑3

pliant reefBOT Apr 30, 2018, 4:46 AM

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restive cove Apr 30, 2018, 4:46 AM

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fuck you

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=pup 3^(3^27)

pliant reefBOT Apr 30, 2018, 4:49 AM

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Query made by @restive cove
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restive cove Apr 30, 2018, 4:50 AM

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=pup 3^(3^(3^27))

pliant reefBOT Apr 30, 2018, 4:50 AM

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restive cove Apr 30, 2018, 4:51 AM

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let me do graham's number you dumbass robot

stuck pier May 3, 2018, 1:02 AM

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!rank

restive cove May 5, 2018, 12:57 AM

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=pup y=tan(x^2)

pliant reefBOT May 5, 2018, 12:58 AM

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Query made by @restive cove
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rocky flicker May 10, 2018, 5:07 AM

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=tex \begin{split}
& \left(\left(\neg T \lor \neg U\right) \rightarrow \neg P\right) \
& \neg\left(\neg K \lor T\right) \
& \therefore \neg\left(\neg\left(\neg T \rightarrow P\right) \rightarrow \neg K\right)
\end{split}

pliant reefBOT May 10, 2018, 5:07 AM

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rocky flicker May 10, 2018, 5:11 AM

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=tex \text{Shouldn't be too hard to prove}

pliant reefBOT May 10, 2018, 5:11 AM

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lyric shell May 20, 2018, 8:08 PM

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Easy on those tetrations @restive cove

cerulean girder May 21, 2018, 11:20 PM

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!oof

turbid badger May 24, 2018, 4:40 PM

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=tex \text{test}

pliant reefBOT May 24, 2018, 4:40 PM

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upper kite May 24, 2018, 4:41 PM

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=tex \text{golly gee that's a nice text there}

pliant reefBOT May 24, 2018, 4:41 PM

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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:43 PM

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=pup x*x

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:43 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:44 PM

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=pup x*x

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:44 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:44 PM

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=pup y=x*x

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:44 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:44 PM

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=pup 3&1

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:44 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:45 PM

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=pup 4|5

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:45 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:45 PM

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=pup 4|(-4)

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:45 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:46 PM

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=pup -4|-4

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:46 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:47 PM

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=pup 3!&2!

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:47 PM

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Query made by @lyric shell
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lyric shell May 26, 2018, 7:47 PM

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=pup (,)

pliant reefBOT May 26, 2018, 7:47 PM

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lyric shell May 31, 2018, 3:02 AM

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=pup -0

pliant reefBOT May 31, 2018, 3:02 AM

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lyric shell May 31, 2018, 3:02 AM

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=pup pi

pliant reefBOT May 31, 2018, 3:02 AM

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lyric shell May 31, 2018, 3:03 AM

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=pup 1!

pliant reefBOT May 31, 2018, 3:03 AM

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lyric shell May 31, 2018, 3:03 AM

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=pup 1.1!

pliant reefBOT May 31, 2018, 3:03 AM

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sudden solstice Jun 3, 2018, 2:38 AM

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=pup 2+2

pliant reefBOT Jun 3, 2018, 2:38 AM

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sudden solstice Jun 3, 2018, 2:39 AM

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!help

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!Rps

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 2:39 AM

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

sudden solstice Jun 3, 2018, 2:39 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 2:39 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sudden solstice Jun 3, 2018, 2:39 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 2:39 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sudden solstice Jun 3, 2018, 2:40 AM

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!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 2:40 AM

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You chose Scissor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sudden solstice Jun 3, 2018, 2:40 AM

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Wtf bot

vocal edge Jun 3, 2018, 11:29 AM

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The bot is a cheater, i see 😛

upper kite Jun 3, 2018, 11:29 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 11:29 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

upper kite Jun 3, 2018, 11:30 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 11:30 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jun 3, 2018, 11:30 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 11:30 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

upper kite Jun 3, 2018, 11:30 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 3, 2018, 11:30 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

upper kite Jun 3, 2018, 11:30 AM

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coolcaco

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do i get a cool award

vocal edge Jun 3, 2018, 11:31 AM

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You gain the ability to hack the bot to accept that the bot auto-wins.

upper kite Jun 3, 2018, 11:32 AM

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that's not very cash money

vocal edge Jun 3, 2018, 11:32 AM

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And it makes the bot useless.

upper kite Jun 3, 2018, 11:32 AM

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i'd rather get a rad medal of radness

vocal edge Jun 3, 2018, 11:34 AM

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If you change your user name to that, then sure.

lyric shell Jun 4, 2018, 2:59 AM

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!help

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!addrole poop

vocal edge Jun 4, 2018, 10:21 AM

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I have no idea what you are attempting to do here, Apples.

lyric shell Jun 5, 2018, 3:35 AM

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You can add roles

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But I can't apparently

maiden oriole Jun 5, 2018, 3:44 AM

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Many of the bot commands are only available to mods/admins

lyric shell Jun 5, 2018, 3:45 AM

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Can you add a role for me

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@maiden oriole Calif pleaze

maiden oriole Jun 5, 2018, 3:48 AM

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No

lyric shell Jun 5, 2018, 3:49 AM

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The role is aflezoppollinergrinter

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Thanks

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I didn't think you would do ir

tacit wave Jun 7, 2018, 9:23 AM

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Remember when people actually talked to the bot

topaz palm Jun 7, 2018, 9:27 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2018, 9:27 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

topaz palm Jun 7, 2018, 9:27 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2018, 9:27 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 7, 2018, 1:21 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2018, 1:21 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jun 7, 2018, 1:21 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2018, 1:21 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 7, 2018, 1:21 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2018, 1:21 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jun 7, 2018, 1:21 PM

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!rps rock

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shits rigged

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:<

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2018, 1:22 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 7, 2018, 1:22 PM

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yay.

vocal edge Jun 7, 2018, 2:14 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 7, 2018, 2:14 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

vocal edge Jun 7, 2018, 2:14 PM

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Nice.

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First try, first win. Now stop playing 😛

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2018, 6:43 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2018, 6:43 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 12, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

goddayum

rocky flicker Jun 14, 2018, 2:37 PM

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!help

rocky flicker Jun 20, 2018, 12:23 PM

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don't mind me

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=tex \xrightarrow{the\ joke} \ you

pliant reefBOT Jun 20, 2018, 12:24 PM

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📎 latex.png

rocky flicker Jun 20, 2018, 12:44 PM

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when you meme with mathematical tools

loud zodiac Jun 20, 2018, 1:10 PM

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this is 200 iq shit

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2018, 7:27 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2018, 7:27 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 20, 2018, 7:27 PM

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Hue, fuck you Vega.

vital ivy Jun 20, 2018, 7:28 PM

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!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2018, 7:28 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

vital ivy Jun 20, 2018, 7:28 PM

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Hue

upper kite Jun 20, 2018, 7:37 PM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2018, 7:37 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

upper kite Jun 20, 2018, 7:37 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 20, 2018, 7:37 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jun 20, 2018, 7:37 PM

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boom

cerulean girder Jun 21, 2018, 12:19 AM

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!rps God

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2018, 12:19 AM

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You chose God. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

upper kite Jun 21, 2018, 10:00 AM

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damn

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!rps bfg

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2018, 10:00 AM

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You chose Bfg. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jun 21, 2018, 10:00 AM

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oof

raw osprey Jun 21, 2018, 11:04 AM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2018, 11:04 AM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

raw osprey Jun 21, 2018, 11:04 AM

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!rps your will to live

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2018, 11:04 AM

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You chose Your. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

topaz palm Jun 21, 2018, 11:04 AM

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!rps haha

noble perchBOT Jun 21, 2018, 11:04 AM

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You chose Haha. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2018, 11:30 AM

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!rps The Doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2018, 11:30 AM

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You chose The. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2018, 11:30 AM

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!rps Doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jun 22, 2018, 11:30 AM

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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 22, 2018, 11:30 AM

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spooky

cursive quail Jun 23, 2018, 12:34 AM

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That's not how it works

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 2:58 AM

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!rps blackhole

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 2:58 AM

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You chose Blackhole. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 2:58 AM

#

I

#

What

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No that's not logical

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:22 AM

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!rps paprr

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:22 AM

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You chose Paprr. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:23 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:23 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:41 AM

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!rps chuck norris

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:41 AM

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You chose Chuck. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:42 AM

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Haha no

topaz palm Jun 23, 2018, 6:57 AM

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!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 6:57 AM

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You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jun 23, 2018, 10:34 AM

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!rps somethingthatbeatsrockpaperandscissorsanddosentlosetoanything

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 10:34 AM

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You chose Somethingthatbeatsrockpaperandscissorsanddosentlosetoanything. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive quail Jun 23, 2018, 10:34 AM

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@noble perch do you even know how to play rock paper scissors?

blazing plume Jun 23, 2018, 1:17 PM

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!rps Dank memes

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 1:17 PM

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You chose Dank. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 1:33 PM

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!rps def

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 1:33 PM

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You chose Def. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 1:33 PM

#

oof

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:15 PM

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!rps blackhole

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:16 PM

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You chose Blackhole. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:16 PM

#

I

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!rps Vega'sthickskull

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:16 PM

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You chose Vega'sthickskull. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:16 PM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:16 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:18 PM

#

!roll 1d20

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:18 PM

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@rustic hawk You rolled 2

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:18 PM

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!roll 69d420

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:18 PM

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@rustic hawk You rolled 5

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:18 PM

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No

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!roll 1

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:18 PM

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@rustic hawk You rolled 6

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

#

!roll

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

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**Command:** !roll

Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d8, d10, d12, d20, d00)
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !roll [size] [number of dice]
Example: !roll 5
roll d20
roll d00 4

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

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!roll d420 69

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

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@rustic hawk You rolled 1

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

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!roll d4 4

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

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@upper kite You rolled 4, 1, 2, 3

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

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oof, he can't count

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:19 PM

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You think?

#

He thinks rock beats blackholes

peak kernel Jun 23, 2018, 5:21 PM

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i mean it's pretty clear to me that you guys just don't know the rules of the game

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you chose something not in the list "rock, papers, scissors", so yeah

#

you lose by default

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for cheating

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 5:22 PM

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!rps spock

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:22 PM

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You chose Spock. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 5:22 PM

#

oof

rustic hawk Jun 23, 2018, 5:29 PM

#

@peak kernel Well it's a joke. We choose something that would obviously win and we lose. It's funny.

peak kernel Jun 23, 2018, 5:30 PM

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i know

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i'm joking too

cursive quail Jun 23, 2018, 5:51 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 5:52 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cursive quail Jun 23, 2018, 5:52 PM

#

This makes no sense

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 6:00 PM

#

!tps paper

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 6:00 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 6:00 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 6:00 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 6:01 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 6:01 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir Jun 23, 2018, 6:22 PM

#

!rps BFG9000

noble perchBOT Jun 23, 2018, 6:22 PM

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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

feral tapir Jun 23, 2018, 6:22 PM

#

what the hell

upper kite Jun 23, 2018, 6:38 PM

#

you ever shot a wall with the bfg

cursive quail Jun 23, 2018, 6:53 PM

#

He is kinda right here

#

Walls are indestructible

feral tapir Jun 23, 2018, 10:15 PM

#

dang it you've got a point

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2018, 9:31 PM

#

!rps Doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jun 24, 2018, 9:31 PM

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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 24, 2018, 9:32 PM

#

I've never seen the Doomslayer punch paper and live.

#

Fair enough.

pale copper Jun 26, 2018, 12:51 AM

#

!rps two midgets in a trench coat

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2018, 12:51 AM

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You chose Two. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pale copper Jun 26, 2018, 12:51 AM

#

heck

untold ice Jun 26, 2018, 2:28 AM

#

doomguy_god_hd

short quail Jun 26, 2018, 7:16 PM

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!rps Doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jun 26, 2018, 7:16 PM

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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 2:15 AM

#

!rps half-eaten-plate-of-pasta

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 2:15 AM

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You chose Half-eaten-plate-of-pasta. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 2:15 AM

#

i was a damn fool

#

!rps gun

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 2:16 AM

#

You chose Gun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 2:16 AM

#

!rps two-guns

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 2:16 AM

#

You chose Two-guns. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 2:17 AM

#

!rps two-and-three-quarters-guns

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 2:17 AM

#

You chose Two-and-three-quarters-guns. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 2:17 AM

#

i-impossible...

lucid anvil Jun 27, 2018, 3:32 AM

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 3:32 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

lucid anvil Jun 27, 2018, 3:33 AM

#

You cheating bastard.

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 4:50 AM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 4:50 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 4:50 AM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 4:50 AM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

pale copper Jun 27, 2018, 4:50 AM

#

it can be beaten

upper kite Jun 27, 2018, 10:28 AM

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4q6F7feyNY

YouTube

Cyrus Weatherbee

Darkest Dungeon - These Nightmarish Creatures Can Be Felled (Old)

They Can Be Beaten! Go Buy Darkest Dungeon! It's pretty dang good: http://store.steampowered.com/app/262060/

▶ Play video

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:49 PM

#

!rps BA Baracus

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:49 PM

#

You chose Ba. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:49 PM

#

Aint pity the Fool!

#

!rps BA-Baracus

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:49 PM

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You chose Ba-baracus. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:50 PM

#

Well i guess BA really is out for the count and on a airplane

#

!rps transgender

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:50 PM

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You chose Transgender. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:50 PM

#

This bot is damn transphobic! Wrapping transgenders up in paper? the fuck man

#

!rps Option

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:51 PM

#

You chose Option. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:51 PM

#

🤔

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:51 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:51 PM

#

!rps Another

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:51 PM

#

You chose Another. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:51 PM

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Lmao.

#

!rps Tie

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:52 PM

#

You chose Tie. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:52 PM

#

!rps The-Rock

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:52 PM

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You chose The-rock. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:52 PM

#

Hmmm...

#

Okay, one more.

#

!rps Spoon

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:52 PM

#

You chose Spoon. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:53 PM

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🤔 well it will bend a spoon, no doubt...

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:53 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:53 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 27, 2018, 12:53 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

vocal edge Jun 27, 2018, 12:53 PM

#

... Good. 😃

lucid anvil Jun 28, 2018, 7:13 AM

#

!rps eraser

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 7:13 AM

#

You chose Eraser. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

lucid anvil Jun 28, 2018, 7:14 AM

#

Dammit, I was counting on him picking paper.

cursive quail Jun 28, 2018, 10:49 AM

#

!rps StarPlatinum

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 10:49 AM

#

You chose Starplatinum. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jun 28, 2018, 10:49 AM

#

How

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But it can stop the fucking time

#

!rps KingCrimson

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 10:49 AM

#

You chose Kingcrimson. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jun 28, 2018, 10:50 AM

#

Impossible

#

No way

#

I quit

vernal rock Jun 28, 2018, 7:33 PM

#

!rps TheWorld

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 7:33 PM

#

You chose Theworld. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vernal rock Jun 28, 2018, 7:35 PM

#

!rps TheWorldOverHeaven

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 7:35 PM

#

You chose Theworldoverheaven. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vernal rock Jun 28, 2018, 7:35 PM

#

!rps FUSRODAH

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 7:35 PM

#

You chose Fusrodah. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vernal rock Jun 28, 2018, 7:35 PM

#

!rps E

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 7:35 PM

#

You chose E. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 28, 2018, 8:51 PM

#

?rps Doomslayer

#

!rps Doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jun 28, 2018, 8:51 PM

#

You chose Doomslayer. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jun 28, 2018, 8:51 PM

#

mick_gordon

topaz palm Jun 29, 2018, 10:00 AM

#

glarethink

wild magnet Jun 29, 2018, 1:06 PM

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!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 1:06 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

wild magnet Jun 29, 2018, 1:07 PM

#

YEET

wild magnet Jun 29, 2018, 3:55 PM

#

!rps Gauss Cannon

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 3:55 PM

#

You chose Gauss. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wild magnet Jun 29, 2018, 3:55 PM

#

Makes sense

blazing plume Jun 29, 2018, 5:39 PM

#

!rps roleplay

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 5:39 PM

#

You chose Roleplay. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

blazing plume Jun 29, 2018, 5:39 PM

#

Well I mean it makes sense

#

You need paper to do D&D, don’t you

cerulean girder Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

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!rps pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

#

!rps pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

#

!rps pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

#

!rps Cyberdreans.wad

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 5:54 PM

#

You chose Cyberdreans.wad. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jun 29, 2018, 6:17 PM

#

!rps Pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 6:17 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jun 29, 2018, 6:17 PM

#

Is it just me or is it trying to mock us on purpose

#

!rps pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive quail Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

!rps pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

!rps pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

!rps pen

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

You chose Pen. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jun 29, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

Aaaaaaaahahaha

#

Gotcha

#

For a 1/3 chance this is ridiculous

upper kite Jun 29, 2018, 6:24 PM

#

!rps pony

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 6:24 PM

#

You chose Pony. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

upper kite Jun 29, 2018, 6:24 PM

#

oof

wild magnet Jun 29, 2018, 7:15 PM

#

Just

#

!rps Scissors

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 7:15 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

wild magnet Jun 29, 2018, 7:15 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 7:15 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wild magnet Jun 29, 2018, 7:15 PM

#

Fak

#

!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 7:15 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jun 29, 2018, 8:51 PM

#

!rps repaP

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 8:51 PM

#

You chose Repap. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jun 29, 2018, 8:52 PM

#

doomguy_shock

upper kite Jun 29, 2018, 10:08 PM

#

they both anhilate eachother and create energy

blazing plume Jun 29, 2018, 11:06 PM

#

!rps Divide_By_Zero

noble perchBOT Jun 29, 2018, 11:06 PM

#

You chose Divide_by_zero. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

blazing plume Jun 29, 2018, 11:06 PM

#

SHIT

#

PAPER IS TOO POWERFUL

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:36 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:36 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:36 PM

#

!rps cat

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:36 PM

#

You chose Cat. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

Yay

#

!rps West Virginia

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:37 PM

#

You chose West. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:38 PM

#

!rps divide_by_zero

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:38 PM

#

You chose Divide_by_zero. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

magic bobcat Jun 30, 2018, 12:39 PM

#

!rps plant

noble perchBOT Jun 30, 2018, 12:39 PM

#

You chose Plant. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rose barn Jul 2, 2018, 5:54 AM

#

!rps Chuck noriss

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 5:54 AM

#

You chose Chuck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rose barn Jul 2, 2018, 5:54 AM

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!rps chuck_norris

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 5:54 AM

#

You chose Chuck_norris. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rose barn Jul 2, 2018, 5:55 AM

#

!rps steve_from_minecraft

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 5:55 AM

#

You chose Steve_from_minecraft. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rose barn Jul 2, 2018, 5:55 AM

#

!rps dicks

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 5:55 AM

#

You chose Dicks. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rose barn Jul 2, 2018, 5:56 AM

#

!rps godly_memes

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 5:56 AM

#

You chose Godly_memes. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rose barn Jul 2, 2018, 5:57 AM

#

!rps Cyberdemon

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 5:57 AM

#

You chose Cyberdemon. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rose barn Jul 2, 2018, 5:57 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 5:57 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

pale copper Jul 2, 2018, 5:57 AM

#

oof

#

scissors do tend to counter dicks

rain jetty Jul 2, 2018, 12:07 PM

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!rps dynamite

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 12:07 PM

#

You chose Dynamite. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jul 2, 2018, 12:07 PM

#

🤔

rain jetty Jul 2, 2018, 12:07 PM

#

!rps the entire universe

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 12:07 PM

#

You chose The. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jul 2, 2018, 12:08 PM

#

the rock

orchid fulcrum Jul 2, 2018, 12:09 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 12:09 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

orchid fulcrum Jul 2, 2018, 12:09 PM

#

oh

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 12:09 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

orchid fulcrum Jul 2, 2018, 12:10 PM

#

!rps black hole

noble perchBOT Jul 2, 2018, 12:10 PM

#

You chose Black. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rose barn Jul 4, 2018, 6:17 AM

#

!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2018, 6:17 AM

#

You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

feral tapir Jul 4, 2018, 12:08 PM

#

i mean doomguys practically a huge rock of death

#

!rps the dwane

noble perchBOT Jul 4, 2018, 12:08 PM

#

You chose The. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

You chose Gum. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

!rps gun

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

You chose Gun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:35 AM

#

!help

rain jetty Jul 5, 2018, 1:43 AM

#

!rps !rps

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:43 AM

#

You chose !rps. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

rain jetty Jul 5, 2018, 1:43 AM

#

META

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:52 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:53 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:53 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

earnest wigeon Jul 5, 2018, 1:53 AM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 1:53 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

pale copper Jul 5, 2018, 2:10 AM

#

is there any other function for this bot besides rock paper scissors

hazy wadi Jul 5, 2018, 2:45 AM

#

!rps

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 2:45 AM

#

**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

hazy wadi Jul 5, 2018, 2:45 AM

#

!rps scissor

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 2:45 AM

#

You chose Scissor. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

hazy wadi Jul 5, 2018, 2:45 AM

#

Interesting

vocal edge Jul 5, 2018, 5:30 PM

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!rps Syringe

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 5:30 PM

#

You chose Syringe. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vocal edge Jul 5, 2018, 5:31 PM

#

Well.. yeah, Vega Bot would be a good practioner in the ER with this 🤔

#

!rps Bandage

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 5:31 PM

#

You chose Bandage. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

vocal edge Jul 5, 2018, 5:31 PM

#

.... Scissors would have been preferred.

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!rps Scalp

noble perchBOT Jul 5, 2018, 5:32 PM

#

You chose Scalp. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

vocal edge Jul 5, 2018, 5:32 PM

#

To stop the bleeding.

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:02 AM

#

!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:02 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

!rps Rock

#

!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

hahah got it

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!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:03 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

why

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 12:04 AM

#

ok i need some sleep

#

i mean an AI with so much power

#

and it cant even rock paper scissors properly

orchid fulcrum Jul 6, 2018, 2:13 PM

#

!rps supermassive-black-hole

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:13 PM

#

You chose Supermassive-black-hole. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

orchid fulcrum Jul 6, 2018, 2:14 PM

#

!rps DOOMSLAYER

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:14 PM

#

You chose Doomslayer. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

orchid fulcrum Jul 6, 2018, 2:15 PM

#

yeah, right.

gentle shard Jul 6, 2018, 2:33 PM

#

lmao

#

!rps gun

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:34 PM

#

You chose Gun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

gentle shard Jul 6, 2018, 2:34 PM

#

!rps vega

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:34 PM

#

You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 6, 2018, 2:34 PM

#

glarethink

upper kite Jul 6, 2018, 2:49 PM

#

!rps egg

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:49 PM

#

You chose Egg. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

upper kite Jul 6, 2018, 2:49 PM

#

you are wrong

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:58 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

gentle shard Jul 6, 2018, 2:58 PM

#

!rps rock

#

oh wow for once

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:58 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

gentle shard Jul 6, 2018, 2:58 PM

#

!paper

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:58 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

gentle shard Jul 6, 2018, 2:58 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 2:58 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 3:09 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 3:09 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 3:09 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 3:09 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 3:09 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 3:09 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 3:10 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 3:10 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 3:10 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 3:10 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cursive quail Jul 6, 2018, 3:10 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 3:10 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pale copper Jul 6, 2018, 5:25 PM

#

!rps rock-paper-scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 5:25 PM

#

You chose Rock-paper-scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pale copper Jul 6, 2018, 5:25 PM

#

lies.

cerulean girder Jul 6, 2018, 10:07 PM

#

!rps Doomslayer

noble perchBOT Jul 6, 2018, 10:07 PM

#

You chose Doomslayer. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon Jul 6, 2018, 10:08 PM

#

doomguy_thonk

#

I disagree there Vega

gentle shard Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

!rps no

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

You chose No. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

!rps shut

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

You chose Shut. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

!rps the

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

You chose The. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

#

You chose Fuck. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

!rps fuck

#

!rps up

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

You chose Up. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gentle shard Jul 7, 2018, 6:44 AM

#

spooky

feral tapir Jul 7, 2018, 9:02 AM

#

!rps the stock market

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2018, 9:02 AM

#

You chose The. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir Jul 7, 2018, 9:02 AM

#

dammit

#

!rps thestockmarket

noble perchBOT Jul 7, 2018, 9:02 AM

#

You chose Thestockmarket. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

hybrid knoll Jul 8, 2018, 5:32 AM

#

!rps penis

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 5:32 AM

#

You chose Penis. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hybrid knoll Jul 8, 2018, 5:32 AM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 5:32 AM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

hybrid knoll Jul 8, 2018, 5:32 AM

#

!rps paper

bitter prairie Jul 8, 2018, 11:00 PM

#

!rps chainsaw

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 11:00 PM

#

You chose Chainsaw. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bitter prairie Jul 8, 2018, 11:01 PM

#

DOUBT

#

!rps Anvil

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 11:04 PM

#

You chose Anvil. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

bitter prairie Jul 8, 2018, 11:04 PM

#

......how

#

!rps Baalgar

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 11:04 PM

#

You chose Baalgar. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

bitter prairie Jul 8, 2018, 11:04 PM

#

Dude

#

!rps BFG

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 11:04 PM

#

You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

bitter prairie Jul 8, 2018, 11:04 PM

#

H E C K

#

!rps Despacito

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 11:05 PM

#

You chose Despacito. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

bitter prairie Jul 8, 2018, 11:05 PM

#

boi

#

!rps VEGA

noble perchBOT Jul 8, 2018, 11:05 PM

#

You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bitter prairie Jul 8, 2018, 11:06 PM

#

Congratulations, ya played yourself

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2018, 1:56 AM

#

You chose Cyberdemon. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 9, 2018, 1:56 AM

#

!rps Cyberdemon

#

!rps 👏 MEME 👏 REVIEW 👏

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2018, 1:57 AM

#

You chose 👏. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 9, 2018, 1:58 AM

#

!rps SpiderMastermindcombinedwiththeDoomSlayerandCyberdemon

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2018, 1:58 AM

#

You chose Spidermastermindcombinedwiththedoomslayerandcyberdemon. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 9, 2018, 1:59 AM

#

how do I beat VEGA

#

!rps deletingVEGA

noble perchBOT Jul 9, 2018, 2:11 AM

#

You chose Deletingvega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

earnest wigeon Jul 9, 2018, 2:14 AM

#

Vega didn't I fry your ass

cerulean girder Jul 9, 2018, 3:44 AM

#

Do you want to play a game VEGA?

cursive quail Jul 9, 2018, 4:58 PM

#

Don't forget to back it up tho

feral tapir Jul 10, 2018, 8:56 AM

#

!rps coolingsystemdestroyer

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2018, 8:56 AM

#

You chose Coolingsystemdestroyer. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir Jul 10, 2018, 8:56 AM

#

what the fuck

upper kite Jul 10, 2018, 9:27 AM

#

!rps benis

noble perchBOT Jul 10, 2018, 9:27 AM

#

You chose Benis. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

upper kite Jul 10, 2018, 9:27 AM

#

oooooof

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 3:50 AM

#

!rps The Chad

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 3:50 AM

#

You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 3:51 AM

#

!rps TheChad

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 3:51 AM

#

You chose Thechad. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 3:51 AM

#

!rps Virgin

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 3:51 AM

#

You chose Virgin. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 3:51 AM

#

Sounds about right

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 1:15 PM

#

!rps CyberdemonWithBFGCannons

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 1:15 PM

#

You chose Cyberdemonwithbfgcannons. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 11, 2018, 2:31 PM

#

it only works when you choose rock paper or scissors

#

!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 2:31 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gentle shard Jul 11, 2018, 2:32 PM

#

!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 2:32 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 11, 2018, 2:32 PM

#

!rps Scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 2:32 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gentle shard Jul 11, 2018, 2:32 PM

#

see?

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 3:21 PM

#

Ok

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:10 PM

#

!rps thebiggay

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:10 PM

#

You chose Thebiggay. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:37 PM

#

!rps fuck

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:37 PM

#

You chose Fuck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gentle shard Jul 11, 2018, 6:43 PM

#

lol

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:44 PM

#

!rps Commies

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:44 PM

#

You chose Commies. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:48 PM

#

!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:48 PM

#

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

can you win against this thing?

#

!rps boulder

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

You chose Boulder. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

!rps the soviet union

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

!rps Vietcong

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:49 PM

#

You chose Vietcong. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

!rps yeet

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

You chose Yeet. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

WOOO!

#

fuck you vega.

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

!rps Semen

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

You chose Semen. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

Well, it ain't wrong tbh

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:50 PM

#

speaking of which

#

!rps dickhole

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:51 PM

#

You chose Dickhole. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:51 PM

#

ah i was hoping i'd choose paper.

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:51 PM

#

Jesus FUCK

#

!rps Grundle

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:52 PM

#

You chose Grundle. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:52 PM

#

makes you wanna protect ya dick, doesn't it?

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:52 PM

#

!rps Gooch

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:52 PM

#

You chose Gooch. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:52 PM

#

!rps Mangina

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:52 PM

#

You chose Mangina. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:53 PM

#

!rps BoarVessel

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:53 PM

#

You chose Boarvessel. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:53 PM

#

ew

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:54 PM

#

!rps 32MbGMStereo

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:54 PM

#

You chose 32mbgmstereo. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:54 PM

#

gasp you lie!

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:55 PM

#

!rps Doomguy

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:55 PM

#

You chose Doomguy. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:55 PM

#

Wtf

#

!rps cyberdemon

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:55 PM

#

You chose Cyberdemon. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:55 PM

#

no

#

nonononono

#

NO

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:55 PM

#

!rps my life

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:55 PM

#

You chose My. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:56 PM

#

it cut your life into pieces.

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:56 PM

#

!rps "The entire population of hell"

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:56 PM

#

You chose "the. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:56 PM

#

I guess the Rock is tougher than before

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

#

!rps everything

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

#

You chose Everything. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

#

!rps China

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

#

You chose China. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

bitter prairie Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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!rps THOTS

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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You chose Thots. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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!rps Rock

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

earnest wigeon Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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!rps

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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!rps thotdemon

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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You chose Thotdemon. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

earnest wigeon Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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!rps 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:57 PM

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You chose 🐷. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:58 PM

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!rps nazi

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 6:58 PM

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You chose Nazi. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 6:58 PM

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yeet

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 7:00 PM

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!rps Nani

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 7:00 PM

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You chose Nani. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Doom. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 7:00 PM

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!rps Doom

fluid hinge Jul 11, 2018, 7:11 PM

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!rps Red Key Card

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 7:11 PM

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You chose Red. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fluid hinge Jul 11, 2018, 7:11 PM

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doomguy_thonk

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 7:24 PM

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!rps stone

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 7:24 PM

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You chose Stone. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fluid hinge Jul 11, 2018, 7:24 PM

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!rps Cacodemon

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 7:24 PM

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You chose Cacodemon. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fluid hinge Jul 11, 2018, 7:24 PM

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Darn it doomguy_profile_r

kind kayak Jul 11, 2018, 7:28 PM

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!rps BFG9000

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 7:28 PM

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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fluid hinge Jul 11, 2018, 7:34 PM

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!rps ArchVile

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 7:34 PM

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You chose Archvile. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 8:38 PM

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!rps romero

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 8:38 PM

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You chose . I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 8:40 PM

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!rps papermario

noble perchBOT Jul 11, 2018, 8:40 PM

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You chose Papermario. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 11, 2018, 8:41 PM

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I was hoping I would say scissors

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*it

kind kayak Jul 12, 2018, 9:53 AM

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coolcaco

fluid hinge Jul 12, 2018, 10:38 AM

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!rps Romero

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 10:38 AM

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You chose Romero. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sudden solstice Jul 12, 2018, 11:35 AM

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!rps lost_soul

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 11:35 AM

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You chose . I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sudden solstice Jul 12, 2018, 11:35 AM

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What

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!rps keycard_blue

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

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You chose . I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sudden solstice Jul 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

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!rps keycard_red

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

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You chose . I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sudden solstice Jul 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

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!rps ripandtear

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

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You chose . I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sudden solstice Jul 12, 2018, 11:36 AM

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[confused screaming]

fluid hinge Jul 12, 2018, 5:39 PM

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!rps HellKnight

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 5:39 PM

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You chose Hellknight. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fluid hinge Jul 12, 2018, 5:39 PM

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glarethink

gentle shard Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gentle shard Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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!rps Paper

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gentle shard Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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!rps rock

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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!rps Rock

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!rps scissors

noble perchBOT Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gentle shard Jul 12, 2018, 5:40 PM

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you cheeky fuck

rain jetty Jul 13, 2018, 5:15 AM

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!rps "fuck this stupid script"

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 5:15 AM

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You chose "fuck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

rain jetty Jul 13, 2018, 5:15 AM

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in what universe does rock beat fuck

earnest wigeon Jul 13, 2018, 5:26 AM

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Idk

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In the same universe where

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!rps BFG9000

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 5:26 AM

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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

earnest wigeon Jul 13, 2018, 5:26 AM

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The BFG is beat by a rock

fluid hinge Jul 13, 2018, 7:48 AM

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Makes sense, right?

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!rps Burnie

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 7:49 AM

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You chose Burnie. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cursive quail Jul 13, 2018, 9:19 AM

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It's ridiculous that this thing keeps so many people entertained

pale copper Jul 13, 2018, 9:33 AM

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!fps three-halves-of-the-same-pickle

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fps

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fuck me

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!rps three-halves-of-the-same-pickle

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 9:33 AM

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You chose Three-halves-of-the-same-pickle. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 13, 2018, 9:34 AM

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hmmm

feral tapir Jul 13, 2018, 11:09 AM

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!rps bees

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 11:09 AM

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You chose Bees. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

feral tapir Jul 13, 2018, 11:09 AM

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!rps fuck

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 11:09 AM

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You chose Fuck. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

feral tapir Jul 13, 2018, 11:10 AM

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!rps to

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 11:10 AM

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You chose To. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir Jul 13, 2018, 11:10 AM

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!rps hip

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 11:10 AM

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You chose Hip. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

feral tapir Jul 13, 2018, 11:10 AM

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!rps its

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 11:10 AM

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You chose Its. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gentle shard Jul 13, 2018, 11:47 AM

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no it isnt

feral tapir Jul 13, 2018, 12:24 PM

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!rps >:(

noble perchBOT Jul 13, 2018, 12:24 PM

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You chose >:(. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 5:16 AM

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You chose Peenids. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Super. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Smallchild. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Jul 15, 2018, 5:37 AM

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hmmm.

gentle shard Jul 15, 2018, 6:07 AM

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lmao

pale copper Jul 15, 2018, 6:29 AM

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!rps newborn

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 6:29 AM

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You chose Newborn. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 1:52 PM

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You chose Fetus. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fluid hinge Jul 15, 2018, 2:03 PM

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!rps SilentHill

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 2:03 PM

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You chose Silenthill. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fluid hinge Jul 15, 2018, 2:03 PM

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kevans

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 5:22 PM

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You chose Penis. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Grandma. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pale copper Jul 15, 2018, 5:38 PM

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!rps dwarf-star

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 5:38 PM

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You chose Dwarf-star. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pale copper Jul 15, 2018, 5:38 PM

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!rps object-with-infinitely-small-mass-but-infinitely-high-density

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 5:38 PM

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You chose Object-with-infinitely-small-mass-but-infinitely-high-density. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pale copper Jul 15, 2018, 5:38 PM

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something makes me doubt this

peak kernel Jul 15, 2018, 5:51 PM

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why is this stupid joke still going in this channel

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it has not been funny once

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jesus fucking christ

pale copper Jul 15, 2018, 5:52 PM

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we're easily amused

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 6:19 PM

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You chose Gutawer. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

uncut oak Jul 15, 2018, 7:15 PM

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!rps all-matter-in-existance

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 7:15 PM

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You chose All-matter-in-existance. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

earnest wigeon Jul 15, 2018, 7:23 PM

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Shit can't argue with that

fluid hinge Jul 15, 2018, 8:12 PM

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!rps Time-itself

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 8:12 PM

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You chose Time-itself. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fluid hinge Jul 15, 2018, 8:12 PM

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Huh.

gentle shard Jul 15, 2018, 8:26 PM

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if you think about it enough

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a rock can cause a paradox

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which can create a time malfunction

upper kite Jul 15, 2018, 8:38 PM

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!rps 2rocks

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 8:38 PM

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You chose 2rocks. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

upper kite Jul 15, 2018, 8:38 PM

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two rocks are defeated by one rock

gentle shard Jul 15, 2018, 8:44 PM

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if 1 rocks stacks on top of another, and a different rock is thrown at the bottom one, you imbalance them and the two fall as one

noble perchBOT Jul 15, 2018, 11:57 PM

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pale copper Jul 16, 2018, 12:45 AM

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the john wick of rocks

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tbh if keanu reeves fights the rock in the next john wick movie I'll probably have a new favourite movie ever made

feral tapir Jul 16, 2018, 3:10 AM

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!rps rocksissorsandpapercombinedintoapaperyrockbladeofcutlerydeath

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 3:10 AM

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You chose Rocksissorsandpapercombinedintoapaperyrockbladeofcutlerydeath. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

feral tapir Jul 16, 2018, 3:10 AM

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what

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 3:11 AM

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You chose Vega. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

uncut oak Jul 16, 2018, 3:45 AM

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!rps paper

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 3:45 AM

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

uncut oak Jul 16, 2018, 3:45 AM

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heh

pale copper Jul 16, 2018, 3:48 AM

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!rps paper-and-rock

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 3:48 AM

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You chose Paper-and-rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

kind kayak Jul 16, 2018, 11:42 AM

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!rps papers,please!

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 11:42 AM

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You chose Papers,please!. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle shard Jul 16, 2018, 12:06 PM

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lmao

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 2:15 PM

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You chose To. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose To-kill-yourself. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gentle shard Jul 16, 2018, 4:00 PM

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who did this

upper kite Jul 16, 2018, 6:32 PM

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!rps C4

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 6:32 PM

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You chose C4. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

upper kite Jul 16, 2018, 6:32 PM

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🤔

gentle shard Jul 16, 2018, 9:57 PM

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i mean

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it makes sense

pale copper Jul 16, 2018, 10:01 PM

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just use the scissors to cut the c4 into a bunch of tiny enough pieces that one of them could do any harm

feral tapir Jul 16, 2018, 10:02 PM

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!rps thebombhasbeenplanted

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 10:02 PM

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You chose Thebombhasbeenplanted. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

feral tapir Jul 16, 2018, 10:03 PM

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bomb has been defused

upper kite Jul 16, 2018, 10:13 PM

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!rps nuke

noble perchBOT Jul 16, 2018, 10:13 PM

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You chose Nuke. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

upper kite Jul 16, 2018, 10:13 PM

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oof

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200 iq bot

gentle shard Jul 17, 2018, 1:52 AM

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lmao

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he's on a streak

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 2:52 AM

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AI that picks at random wins special ed rock paper scissors tournament because nobody else understood how the game works

cerulean girder Jul 17, 2018, 3:24 AM

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"what a headline

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you're gonna be a star, baby."

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 3:24 AM

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I could work for The Onion

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or Clickhole

cerulean girder Jul 17, 2018, 3:25 AM

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i was mostly taking the role of the AI's manager

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but it works for you too.

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 3:25 AM

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tbh just writing joke headlines for a living would be fantastic

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also that

cerulean girder Jul 17, 2018, 3:25 AM

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honestly.

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 3:25 AM

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organising press releases or whatever rock paper scissors professionals managers do

cerulean girder Jul 17, 2018, 3:25 AM

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i never knew they did anything like that.

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 3:29 AM

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I don't think they exist

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let alone do things

cerulean girder Jul 17, 2018, 3:29 AM

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hey

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i can dream

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 3:31 AM

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you know what was a damn good game

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I very much enjoyed proteus

shadow ermine Jul 17, 2018, 4:35 AM

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!rps SHOTGUN

noble perchBOT Jul 17, 2018, 4:35 AM

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You chose Shotgun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

shadow ermine Jul 17, 2018, 4:35 AM

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oh.

earnest wigeon Jul 17, 2018, 4:35 AM

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We're not very good at this Rock Paper Scissors thing

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 4:37 AM

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I can just imagine all of us lining up one by one as a single bead of sweat drips down from our multicoloured headbands, adjusting our leg warmers as we sit down one by one in front of our oponent

earnest wigeon Jul 17, 2018, 4:37 AM

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Vega didn't I cause your core to blow up, the fuck you still here for

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 4:38 AM

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as the ref says shoot, we all make some stupid hand pose of our intended weapon

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the ref shouts "disqualified" and blows his whistle

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and then moves onto the next matchup

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some would cry

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others would slam their fists on the table

earnest wigeon Jul 17, 2018, 4:38 AM

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"Demonic presence at unsafe levels"

@noble perch, what is a safe level of demonic presence?

pale copper Jul 17, 2018, 4:38 AM

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a few men would let forth their mightiest "REE"

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many would have to be dragged from the stadium, kicking and screaming

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as the victor is interviewed at the end of his being crowned champion

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"What do you think contributed most to your victory here tonight?"