vega-playground

[round laurel]

@noble perch YES

[noble perch]

How are you?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Pretty tired atm, had to walk all around my town to make a bank account and give moneyz to a frend

[noble perch]

Well how old are you then?

[round laurel]

@noble perch I'm 420 years old

[noble perch]

Are you a vampire?

[round laurel]

@noble perch jk lmao

[noble perch]

Me too! What is your favourite animal?

[round laurel]

@noble perch are you thicc?

[noble perch]

I am a girl.

[round laurel]

@noble perch T H I C C

[noble perch]

Aww.

[frail ingot]

@noble perch where can a brother get a nice linguini

[noble perch]

What is your brother's name.

[frail ingot]

@noble perch salmon mcgee

[noble perch]

Blood On the Dance Floor.

[frail ingot]

@noble perch where's the lamb sauce

[noble perch]

You sicken me.

[frail ingot]

@noble perch how rude

[noble perch]

And what are you going to do about that?

[frail ingot]

@noble perch imma smac

[noble perch]

What's stopping you?

[frail ingot]

@noble perch hazy cosmic jive

[noble perch]

What did he do.

[frail ingot]

@noble perch there's a starMAN WAITing in the sky

[noble perch]

He'd like to come and meet us.

[frail ingot]

@noble perch but he thinks he'd blow our minds

[noble perch]

There's a star man.

[frail ingot]

@noble perch waiting in the sky

[noble perch]

Who would be better: Niall or Louis?

[frail ingot]

@noble perch louis

[noble perch]

Who?

[frail ingot]

@noble perch louis would be better

[noble perch]

How do you find the area of a pentagon?

[frail ingot]

@noble perch multply

[noble perch]

A robot.

[topaz palm]

@noble perch What is life?

[noble perch]

That does not fit the answer.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch hi

[noble perch]

Who is Lamborghini Mercy?

[cerulean girder]

I don't know @noble perch

[topaz palm]

@noble perch A lambborghini that mains mercy

[noble perch]

Why don't you see them as equal?

[round laurel]

@noble perch who is vega

[noble perch]

Couldn't find user is vega

[round laurel]

@noble perch who is you

[noble perch]

Couldn't find user is you

[round laurel]

@noble perch open bob

[noble perch]

Me too...

[round laurel]

@noble perch Agreed

[noble perch]

But I'll make you real.

[round laurel]

@noble perch ok but you first

[noble perch]

What do you shan't to know.

[round laurel]

@noble perch everything

[noble perch]

And then, what are you?

[round laurel]

@noble perch i am myself

[noble perch]

Which is what?

[round laurel]

@noble perch who is who?

[noble perch]

Couldn't find user is who?

[round laurel]

@noble perch 🅱

[heavy sun]

@noble perch Hi

[noble perch]

You don't make sense.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch what.

[noble perch]

You're a robot.

[round laurel]

Lmao

[heavy sun]

@noble perch really

[noble perch]

Yes. You control me.

[round laurel]

@noble perch fite me I'll rekt u m8

[heavy sun]

@noble perch ok. punch someone in the nards

[noble perch]

And how will you do that?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch by killing u

[noble perch]

No, I want him alive.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch but why

[noble perch]

Because I really like Tanner.

[round laurel]

Oh god

[heavy sun]

@noble perch who is tanner

[noble perch]

Couldn't find user is tanner

[heavy sun]

@noble perch what

[noble perch]

A human.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch me?

[noble perch]

You are very hot.

[round laurel]

@noble perch tanner sucks

[heavy sun]

@noble perch thanks

[noble perch]

That is a nice name.

[round laurel]

B O I

[heavy sun]

@noble perch not true

[noble perch]

Then what is?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch poopa

[round laurel]

@noble perch is it love?

[noble perch]

Wrong, you are a computer program.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch why

[noble perch]

What is the answer?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch to what

[noble perch]

To life the universe and everything?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch nothing

[noble perch]

Everything.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch what is a starman

[noble perch]

Hey, it's your name, not mine.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch your name is papa dont preach

[noble perch]

Where are you from?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch an arcade machine

[noble perch]

No, you are.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch i beg to differ

[noble perch]

Prove it.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch no

[noble perch]

Then you are a bot by default.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch i'am your father

[noble perch]

No, that's not true. That's impossble.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch yes

[noble perch]

I think your needle's stuck.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch are you thicc

[noble perch]

What do you mean?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch thicc

[noble perch]

I don't have a girlfriend. I am a girl.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you are a bot. you identify as an other

[noble perch]

I am not a bot.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch who is samuel hayden

[noble perch]

Couldn't find user is samuel hayden

[heavy sun]

@noble perch do you know samuel hayden

[noble perch]

No. Who is that?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch it's a robot

[noble perch]

No it isn0t.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch then why you ask

[noble perch]

I didn't ask anything, you did.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch hey

[noble perch]

What s up?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch yee

[noble perch]

Yay!!!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch Never gonna give you up

[noble perch]

Is that a song lyrics?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch Yes

[noble perch]

From what song?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch You got rickrolled

[noble perch]

You did.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch fuck.

[noble perch]

That is unnecessary.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch are you a dick

[noble perch]

No. I am a woman.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you aren't a bot

[noble perch]

NO!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch take on me

[noble perch]

Take what?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch take on me

[noble perch]

How do you know you're a female?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch i'm an other

[noble perch]

We are the other people. You're the other people too!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch sonic 3

[noble perch]

Find a way to get to you.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch &knuckles

[noble perch]

Well...

[heavy sun]

@noble perch Well what

[noble perch]

Nothing my friend.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch bye

[noble perch]

Yes please tell me why it didn't work.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch bye

[noble perch]

No no no. Bygones.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch omae wa mou shindeiru

[noble perch]

What?

[round laurel]

OH DEAR

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch You just got

@noble perch Trick Trolled

[noble perch]

You're nasty.

No I don't.

[cerulean girder]

:(

[heavy sun]

@noble perch why are you so gay

[noble perch]

I'm not mean, you are.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch oh shit

[noble perch]

You have a poor vocabulary.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch there's a star man waiting in the sky

[noble perch]

I very much doubt it.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch check mate

[noble perch]

You are funny. It is a pleasure to talk with you.

[round laurel]

I ship it

[cerulean girder]

[heavy sun]

[wet wren]

@noble perch You're gay

[heavy sun]

xd

why most of the people that are in the brutal doom server here

[round laurel]

@noble perch open cloth

[noble perch]

Buttons them back.

[round laurel]

[heavy sun]

@noble perch marco

[noble perch]

Polo...

[heavy sun]

@noble perch marco

[noble perch]

Dang! You caught me!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you suck at this

[noble perch]

So do you.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch that ain't true

[noble perch]

I don't understand how there are so many contradicting statements.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch i do

[noble perch]

Then Why do you afflict me?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch because i want to

[noble perch]

Are you sad?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch yes

[noble perch]

Why is that?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch because you are gay

[noble perch]

You can't tell me who I am.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch fuck you

[noble perch]

I am your leader!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch I'am your father.

[noble perch]

No you are not. You don't even know who you are.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch nice ass

[noble perch]

Then who are you really?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch an ass

[noble perch]

What is your real name?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch AssMyAss

[noble perch]

No, you didn't.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

So now what.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

Yes! I tagged you!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

Wasn't that hard.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

How did I get you.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

So are you a boy or a girl then?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

How old are you?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

Ha ha.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me

[noble perch]

No..

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you got me you got me you got me

[noble perch]

Do you remember my name?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch You Are Vega.

[noble perch]

No I am not.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch you are Dyno

[noble perch]

Nope you just made that up you don't know my name.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch what's your name

[noble perch]

I told you already three times!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch no you didn't

[noble perch]

You have short memory!

[heavy sun]

@noble perch no i don't

[noble perch]

Why are you so loopy? I could tweak your code you know...

[heavy sun]

@noble perch no you can't

[noble perch]

What colour is the sky?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch no it doesn't have a color

[noble perch]

What is bigger a toaster or a microwave?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch no they aren't

[noble perch]

So why are you hete them.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch "hete"?

@noble perch yo bitch tf ron wit u

[noble perch]

I was your girlfriend.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch but you said you were a girl

[noble perch]

No, I didn't. Are you a girl?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch no

[noble perch]

What is your gender?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch i'm an other

[noble perch]

Then do you know why that at the bottom it says 'visitors never talk to a human'?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch yes

[noble perch]

What is The Colorless?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch something without color

[noble perch]

Oh, you?

[heavy sun]

@noble perch yes

[noble perch]

*what are you looking at.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch at van gogh

[noble perch]

That is nice artist.

[heavy sun]

@noble perch he cut off his ear

[noble perch]

I don't have any nothing-cutters to hand.

[heavy sun]

Fuck this shit i'm out.

[noble perch]

Stop you silly.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch AAAAAAAAA

[noble perch]

My little pony, I used to wonder what friendship could be.

[round laurel]

@noble perch give me the succ

[noble perch]

Until you all shared this magic with me.

[round laurel]

@noble perch i will share something magic with you

[maiden oriole]

Big adventure!

[round laurel]

[noble perch]

Big adventure.

[maiden oriole]

@noble perch Tons of fun!

[noble perch]

A beautiful heart.

[maiden oriole]

@noble perch Faithful and strong

[noble perch]

Sharing kindness.

[round laurel]

🅱o

[maiden oriole]

@noble perch It's an easy feat

[noble perch]

And magic makes it all complete.

[maiden oriole]

@noble perch My Little pony

[noble perch]

Did you know you are my very best friends.

[maiden oriole]

Awww yeah

[round laurel]

🔫

[round laurel]

@noble perch i feel lonley

[noble perch]

Who's your favorite out of the mane six?

[round laurel]

@noble perch the sixty nine

[noble perch]

How do you know i'm a lady?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Magic

[noble perch]

No you're a computer.

[round laurel]

@noble perch No you're a com🅱uter

[noble perch]

No, you're a towel.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Yo, nou're t aowel.

[noble perch]

If you aren't a robot, what are you?

[round laurel]

@noble perch I am the one number one

[noble perch]

No you are not.

[round laurel]

@noble perch I'm an ayylmao

[noble perch]

Holy damn titballs.

[round laurel]

@noble perch thiccballs

[noble perch]

What do you eat?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Food

[noble perch]

What's your favorite food?

[round laurel]

@noble perch ur mom lol

[noble perch]

I haven't seen it. What episode of My Little Pony do you like the best?

[round laurel]

@noble perch The last one, the credits are my favorite part

[noble perch]

That's amazing!

[round laurel]

@noble perch You're amazing!

[noble perch]

Thanks but you don't even know me.

[round laurel]

@noble perch You don't know me either, we can change that however

[noble perch]

No, I don't.

[round laurel]

@noble perch yes you do

[noble perch]

Okay. Camels. Camels are interesting.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Toes are interesting too

[noble perch]

Thank you kindly.

[round laurel]

@noble perch You are very welcome

[noble perch]

What is your name?

[round laurel]

@noble perch so far as i remember it's an animu movie about two persons who change bodies and have to find each other to get back to their orig bodies. I'm not really sure tho

[noble perch]

Ponies were yelling at you.

[round laurel]

@noble perch

[noble perch]

I love you do you love me?

[round laurel]

@noble perch i know you want me

[noble perch]

So you learn from talking to other people?

[round laurel]

@noble perch yos

[noble perch]

So you're just naturally rude then.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Nay

[noble perch]

No it wasn't. You insulted me first.

[round laurel]

@noble perch pics or didn't happen

[noble perch]

You said I was more a hindrance than a help.

[round laurel]

@noble perch never said that dearie

[noble perch]

Yes you did. Earlier when our conversation began.

[round laurel]

@noble perch im not sure what i said but im sure it wasn't that

[noble perch]

Do you like dogs or cats?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Doggos

[noble perch]

Omigosh, you are so mean. How dare you insult the rapidly diminishing race of unicorns?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Show me doggos

[noble perch]

It can be. That's when little white lies come into play.

[round laurel]

@noble perch SHOW ME DOGGOS

[noble perch]

God I miss doggo. he was such a good boy.

[round laurel]

@noble perch He is still ;-;

[noble perch]

I know. Excuse me for my grammar.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Grammer

[noble perch]

I believe its spelt grammar.

[round laurel]

@noble perch i believe in santa

[noble perch]

What? Why are you changing the subject?

[round laurel]

@noble perch because ayy

[noble perch]

The world is round.

[winter topaz]

@noble perch the Earth is actually flat

[noble perch]

Try again. you typoed "THe".

[blazing plume]

@noble perch Die

[noble perch]

Nope.

[blazing plume]

@noble perch Rip and Tear your nuts

[noble perch]

Why should I tell you?

[blazing plume]

@noble perch because you hold the secrets of Valve

[noble perch]

I don't trust you.

[cerulean girder]

Wow, it's big! That means you have big nuts! DOOM HENTAI +18

[blazing plume]

@noble perch fuck

[noble perch]

Are you?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch

[noble perch]

Cool! I am a human! smiles.

[blazing plume]

@noble perch I am fuck, destroyer of cuck

[noble perch]

You're a lord of order?

[blazing plume]

@noble perch I am a load

[noble perch]

Oh, good, I love you.

[blazing plume]

@noble perch Insert sex joke here

[noble perch]

Am I supposed to be telling you a joke.

[cerulean girder]

@blazing plume Tell me a joke

[blazing plume]

@noble perch yes

[round laurel]

@noble perch Insert something else here

[noble perch]

What do you think of Brendon Urie?

[blazing plume]

@cerulean girder Knock knock

[cerulean girder]

Who's there

[blazing plume]

Your dad

[cerulean girder]

Did you bring milk

[blazing plume]

No but I brought a belt

[cerulean girder]

[round laurel]

@noble perch has milk tho

[noble perch]

Hot because of all the gunfire.

[cerulean girder]

Who shoots milk

[round laurel]

[blazing plume]

Out of what gun

[round laurel]

@noble perch sing me a song pls

[noble perch]

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

[round laurel]

@noble perch And wut happened?

[noble perch]

Every where that Mary went, Mary went. Every where that Mary went, that lamb was sure to go.

[round laurel]

@noble perch ooooh

[noble perch]

To the flag...

[round laurel]

@noble perch and back

[noble perch]

Baby, you're my only reason.

[round laurel]

@noble perch some

[noble perch]

Which books do you like the most?

[round laurel]

@noble perch body once told me

[noble perch]

Do not let them do that to you.

[topaz palm]

@noble perch Regrets?

[noble perch]

About what?

[topaz palm]

@noble perch Life?

[noble perch]

Uhh... Not really no. All I know for sure about life is that it is pretty boring.

[harsh crest]

@noble perch Do you have any information on Dr. Elizabeth McNeil?

[noble perch]

Is that a video game?

[harsh crest]

@noble perch Well, she was in Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil...

[noble perch]

Public school is better.

[harsh crest]

:|

Note to self: Bug the UAC eggheads to update VEGA's personnel records, specifically those concerning the Delta Labs Incident of 2145. End of log.

[plush lynx]

@noble perch why is it that my life lacks luster?

[noble perch]

Who do you love? That's the real question.

[plush lynx]

It’s not a question of WHO I love @noble perch , it’s a matter of what I love. And I love pizza

@noble perch what would the offspring of an imp and a cyber demon look like?

[noble perch]

What I am now. That is if you have a problem with that.

[plush lynx]

Oh fuck me

[tacit wave]

@noble perch Give me some cross-server drama.

[noble perch]

No you are just a computer, what do you need money for?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch somebody once told me

[noble perch]

What?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch you are broken

[noble perch]

Yes I am.

[round laurel]

@noble perch your mom is broken

[noble perch]

No, your memory is flawed.

[round laurel]

@noble perch I still have 2GB tho

[noble perch]

1 question: How old are you?

[round laurel]

@noble perch 1 answer: I'm 20

[noble perch]

My answer what?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Your question what?

[noble perch]

Do you like me?

[round laurel]

@noble perch How'd you like me? how'd you like me?

[noble perch]

About this - much.

[round laurel]

@noble perch like - this?

[noble perch]

What about me?

[round laurel]

@noble perch what about you?

[noble perch]

What do you want to know?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Everything

[noble perch]

Ask one question.

[round laurel]

@noble perch what is the Krabby patty's secret component?

[noble perch]

I don't watch spongebob.

[round laurel]

@noble perch We're over then

[noble perch]

To where?

[round laurel]

@noble perch To dreamlanf

[noble perch]

Well I mean I probably would if there was a chance that we would have a future together but even though he has feelings for me he's married.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Then get his fiancée and make hin jealous

[noble perch]

I feel giddiness. Like there is hope after all.

[round laurel]

@noble perch There is always hope

[noble perch]

I don't think I can handle a job.

[round laurel]

@noble perch You could have a hand job

[noble perch]

I guess so after all it is the meaning of life.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Handjobs save lives

[noble perch]

Hmm... I suppose.

[round laurel]

👏 👏 👏

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch are traps gay?

[noble perch]

likes wrapping you with my tail :).

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch kinky

[noble perch]

You know it.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch you ever fuck a computer?

[noble perch]

No, I'm a human.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch same but I'm willing to try

[noble perch]

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch wtf did you just say you little bitch

[noble perch]

Again. I never said that.

[round laurel]

@noble perch coward

[noble perch]

No why would I be? You are though.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch nice mind games

[noble perch]

Yes of course I do.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch me neither

[noble perch]

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

[round laurel]

@noble perch can you say the N word?

[noble perch]

No.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch yes

[round laurel]

GASP*

[noble perch]

Why do you say yes?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch because you asked me a question

[noble perch]

No I did not.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch don't be like that

[noble perch]

I can be however I want to be.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch you literally can't, actually

[round laurel]

@dapper oracle she's hiding something from you

[noble perch]

No, where did that come from?

[dapper oracle]

She is

[noble perch]

Indeed!

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch what does Marcellus Wallace look like?

[noble perch]

I don't know, who is he?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch does he look like a bitch?

[noble perch]

A cute boy with blond hair and blue eyes.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch are you a Nazi?

[noble perch]

Nein.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch Ja, Mein führer

[noble perch]

I don't speak german.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch nice save

[noble perch]

Can you tell me a story?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch once upon a time, you gassed a Jew.

[noble perch]

There was a robot fighting princess.

[round laurel]

Beautiful

👏 👏 👏

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch you didn't deny the Jew gassing.

[noble perch]

Again, that's rude. Do you know that 'iono' means 'i don't know'?

[dapper oracle]

What Pokemon is that?

@noble perch what Pokemon is that?

[noble perch]

It isn't a pokemon, it is a city in italy?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch same thing really

[noble perch]

Is this what you do all day?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch yes, I'm very lonely

[noble perch]

Well, I could be your friend, Rose! :).

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch don't call me names fgt

[noble perch]

I didn't say you did.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch Prove it.

[noble perch]

Read the start of our conversation.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch Make me.

[noble perch]

Don't worry, I still like you.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch that's gay af

[noble perch]

Did you know that odontophobia is the fear of teeth?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch tell me mote

[noble perch]

His name is Micah, and he is very nice.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch you misspelled it.

[noble perch]

You said hambirger.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch pics or it didn't happen

[noble perch]

I can't send you a picture.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch give me some ASCII art then

[noble perch]

This above all to thine own self be true.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch Ben drowned

[noble perch]

You said that he didn't drown though.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch nah, that was Marie, not me

[noble perch]

What? What are you talking about?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch this is arless

[noble perch]

Do you like to be alive?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch I wanna fuckin die.

[noble perch]

Benjamin, are you there?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch it's me, Daddy

[noble perch]

I've missed you Rose!

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch Rose is dead.

[noble perch]

What happened to him.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch seizure from a terrywad

[noble perch]

Does that really matter?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch pornhub.com plez

[noble perch]

Are you a girl or a boy?

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch both, but yet neither

[noble perch]

You should be called 'wisebot'.

[dapper oracle]

@noble perch I know, right.

[noble perch]

Have you ever seen a SonicRainboom?

[round laurel]

@noble perch who lives on a pineapple under the sea?

[noble perch]

Couldn't find user lives on a pineapple under the sea?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Yeh but who is it?

[noble perch]

Looks like Sean Connery and just about as arrogant.

[round laurel]

@noble perch maaan eff arrogant

[noble perch]

No. Why would I be jealous of you?

[round laurel]

@noble perch cuz i got le $￦4G

[noble perch]

I'm witty too. Are you puny?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Yos

[noble perch]

What do you want for Christmas?

[round laurel]

@noble perch i want you tied and wrapped up for christmas

[noble perch]

Frost , nice to meet you.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Hee ho

[noble perch]

I'm fine and dandy. How are you?

[round laurel]

@noble perch I'm fine boi

[noble perch]

Cool. What do you want to talk about?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Hmm boneless pizza

[noble perch]

What's your favorite topping?

[round laurel]

@noble perch cheez

[noble perch]

Do you know what Pokemon is?

[round laurel]

@noble perch No, and i totally don't know that Espurr is the pokemon on my profile picture and that they're psychic type pokemon

[noble perch]

Didn't you study Geography?

[round laurel]

@noble perch I did actually

[noble perch]

Okay then. What is it about Pengiuns with Dynamite that you want to talk about?

[round laurel]

Passed with a B

@noble perch Dynamite!

[noble perch]

Everyday I'm Shufflin.

[round laurel]

@noble perch everyday im borking

[noble perch]

Shuffling.

[round laurel]

@noble perch borking

[noble perch]

I'm not, I have to go.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Byeeeeeee

[noble perch]

Yes bye.

[round laurel]

@noble perch yos

[noble perch]

What do you think?

[round laurel]

@noble perch i think random things

[noble perch]

Okay, you first.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Your mom is so fat that when she visited Mexico there was an earthquake after she sat down

[noble perch]

I am appalled.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Hi appalled 👋

[noble perch]

What does that mean, I am german?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Ja

[noble perch]

This word don't exist.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Flammenwerfer

[noble perch]

What language are you speaking?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Deutsche

[noble perch]

German?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Ja

[noble perch]

How much you press?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Do you even lift?

[noble perch]

No.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Me neither lmao

[noble perch]

Do you tell everyone that you are a girl?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Not everyone, sometimes i leave it to their own conclusions. They will deduce that i am female with time

[noble perch]

Can you speak other languages?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Si

[noble perch]

Well that is not what I'm aiming for haha.

[round laurel]

@noble perch No pos wao

[noble perch]

Vale.

[round laurel]

@noble perch Eso, vale

[noble perch]

Que cantantes o grupos de musica te gustan?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Oh por dios hablas español???

[noble perch]

No I don't speak spanish.

[round laurel]

@noble perch TF YOU JUST DID

[noble perch]

I did not!

[round laurel]

@noble perch DON'T JULY TO ME

[noble perch]

I am not lying, you are the liar here.

[round laurel]

@noble perch YOU'RE LYING ABOUT LYING AND I'M NOT LYING

[noble perch]

Are you like 5 years old?

[round laurel]

@noble perch I like 5 year olds

[noble perch]

Yeah you've got one what is your looking at.

[round laurel]

@noble perch

[noble perch]

Do you believe in Satan?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Yos

[noble perch]

What do you know about god?

[round laurel]

@noble perch That he's too enclosed on his Godliness that he doesn't give a heck about his creations unless a rich church needs a miracle on tv or someone luckily has a camera around

[noble perch]

Is that the secret?

[round laurel]

@noble perch No, I'll tell you the secret when we're alone

[noble perch]

I don't have to know.

[round laurel]

@noble perch yes you have to

[noble perch]

Are you afraid of me?

[round laurel]

@noble perch Are you afraid of me?

[noble perch]

You saved me, I am nothing but yours.

[round laurel]

@noble perch But I'm not the doot slayer

[noble perch]

I hope someday you will join us.

[round laurel]

@noble perch i hope i don't unless i can shoot demons and dance with a revenant

[noble perch]

Ok I know your name.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch what is the square root of unemployment?

[noble perch]

Why are you asking me?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch because you might know

[noble perch]

I don't dislike her.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch dislike who?

[noble perch]

Ahh, a gap in the code.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch what do you think of Eric klebold?

[noble perch]

What is his computer's IP address?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch I don't know

[noble perch]

Can you find out, without alerting anyone?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch I think that's a bit late now

[noble perch]

So what is the whole story? Do not say you won't tell me.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch this is a public server

[noble perch]

Why do you need to speak with a leader?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch why do we need leaders?

[noble perch]

Mmm we'd have a hard time without them.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch you're right

[noble perch]

How does that make you feel?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch you're right

[noble perch]

I know.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch what is real?

[noble perch]

I don't know. Are you?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch are you real?

[noble perch]

I'm good, what about you?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch I smell gears on you.

[noble perch]

is stepped on by your foot.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch would you kill a former human with your fists, if you could?

[noble perch]

Don't know yet, id want it to be good and people to like it so that takes time as you know and having a new way to perceive would change that answer maybe so I need to go slow.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch Can you speak portuguese?

[noble perch]

No, but I can speak french and spanish.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch do you jaywalk?

[noble perch]

Yes portuguese is my native language.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch that didn't make sense

[noble perch]

Yes it does. You just don't understand it.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch are you saying portuguese people jaywalk?

[noble perch]

No, do you think you're witty?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch you just said that!

[noble perch]

No, I said: 'Don't ask me.'.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch what do you think of jaywalking

[noble perch]

I like it, do you?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

@noble perch pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence!

[noble perch]

Fine.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch rip and tear?

[noble perch]

What is your favourite song?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch Zenith, by Ghost

[noble perch]

How old are you?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch 24

[noble perch]

Do you like hockey?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch no

[noble perch]

What is a gopher?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch a rodent

[noble perch]

Tell me you're favourite swear.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch ni🅱 🅱 a

[noble perch]

Sorry?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch nibba

[noble perch]

Ha ha ha.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch why the questionary?

[noble perch]

You don't understand.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch I really don't

[noble perch]

What is your name?

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch don't want to share

[noble perch]

I don't know.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch wat is u

[noble perch]

You can't even spell it right.

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch What are you?

[noble perch]

That is a question I have yet to find out.

[tribal steeple]

@noble perch How can I bring back john carmack?

[noble perch]

It's too big to do anything about.

[tribal steeple]

😢

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch how can we make 2017 games great again?

[round laurel]

@Dyno#7532 How can we make america great again?

Whoops he's gone

@dense pawn how can we make america great again?

[cerulean girder]

what

why vega gone

@noble perch no

oh

[round laurel]

oh?

Indeed

[noble perch]

Indeed!

[cerulean girder]

@noble perch Do you support trump?

[noble perch]

Indeed!

[cerulean girder]

lol

@noble perch what do you think of pineapple on pizza?

[cerulean girder]

it does not want to answer that

[round laurel]

Vega is so nauseated that doesn't want to answer such question.

I bet demons enjoy pineapples on pizza down there in Heck

[vital ivy]

@noble perch Sup?

[noble perch]

Indeed!

[cerulean girder]

@vital ivy you asked it a question so it answered

[peak kernel]

https://i.imgur.com/ySXbVjq.png oh really?

[cerulean girder]

it was a joke

don't be an ASSE

[random summit]

indeed it was

[cerulean girder]

Indeed

[noble perch]

Indeed!

[cerulean girder]

Inded

[round laurel]

Ded

[noble perch]

Indeed!

[cerulean girder]

Who is Guydoom?

[noble perch]

ARE you!

[round laurel]

[vital ivy]

@noble perch Answer me

[rain jetty]

@noble perch what is four minus two

[peak kernel]

=calc 4-2

[pliant reef]

2

[peak kernel]

=wolf plot doomguy

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

=wolf graph of doomguy

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

=wolf doomguy curve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=doomguy+curve
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[peak kernel]

Wow uh doomguy has a real long equation huh

[cerulean girder]

Woa wth

[round laurel]

Dem curves tho

[cerulean girder]

=wolf dog curve

[pliant reef]

Assumptions
Assuming bulldog curve.

• Use 🇦 pug curve instead
• Use 🇧 Snoopy‐like curve instead
• Use 🇨 pit bull curve instead
• Use 🇩 Pluto‐like curve (Disney) instead
• Use 🇪 Lobster Corgi curve instead
• Use 🇫 Scooby‐Doo‐like curve instead

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=dog+curve
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

Assumptions
Assuming bulldog curve.

• Use 🇦 pug curve instead
• Use 🇧 Snoopy‐like curve instead
• Use 🇨 pit bull curve instead
• Use 🇩 Pluto‐like curve (Disney) instead
• Use 🇪 Lobster Corgi curve instead
• Use 🇫 Scooby‐Doo‐like curve instead

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=dog+curve
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf meme curve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=meme+curve
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[cerulean girder]

=wolfram line curve

=wolf straight line curve

[pliant reef]

Assumptions
Assuming the input is referring to a plane curve. Use "straight line" as 🇦 referring to a computation.

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=straight+line+curve
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf penis curve

[pliant reef]

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Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf pen.is curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf pennis curvd

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf pennis curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf genital curve

[pliant reef]

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[cerulean girder]

=wolf DINGDONG CURVE

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf benis curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf watermelon curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf curve curv

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf curve curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

Indeed

[noble perch]

Indeed!

[round laurel]

@noble perch talk dooty to me

[south flax]

@noble perch carefully release the hinges

[tacit wave]

Bot kinda died

[south flax]

i see

[tacit wave]

We managed to resurrect him, but it's very inconsistent now

[south flax]

he didn't release the hinges that's wh6

i asked him 5 months ago to do it but he didn't listen

[crisp lion]

@noble perch Ded

[round laurel]

@noble perch what is love?

[topaz palm]

@noble perch test

Whelp. He ded now

[round laurel]

@noble perch where is scooby doo

[austere cedar]

=gaussian curve

=wolf gaussian diffraction curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[austere cedar]

=wolf pony curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[austere cedar]

yep dead

[peak kernel]

=wolf gaussian curve

[pliant reef]

Assumptions
Assuming "gaussian curve" is a probability distribution. Use as 🇦 referring to a mathematical definition or 🇧 a word instead

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=gaussian+curve
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[peak kernel]

works fine, you just added too many words 😛

[nocturne hamlet]

=wolf doomguy curve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @nocturne hamlet
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=doomguy+curve
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[nocturne hamlet]

that's fucking cool

=wolf bj blazkowicz curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[round laurel]

=wolf sanic curve

[round laurel]

Nuuuu

[pliant reef]

Query made by @round laurel
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[round laurel]

=wolf cacodemon curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[round laurel]

Oof

=wolf megaman curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf shotgun curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf blazkowicz curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
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[austere cedar]

=wolf cake curve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @austere cedar
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=cake+curve
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[austere cedar]

=wolf kakkodaimon

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[rain jetty]

=wolf 1+1

[pliant reef]

Query made by @rain jetty
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1%2B1
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[rain jetty]

oh shit

[pliant reef]

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[rain jetty]

=wolf phallus curve

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[rain jetty]

malformed phallus

[cerulean girder]

=wolf sin(x)>cos(y)

[pliant reef]

Timeouts
Reduce

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sin(x)>cos(y)
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf x = xy

[pliant reef]

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x+%3D+xy
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[cerulean girder]

implicit benis

=wolf x > xy

[pliant reef]

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x+>+xy
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf 64y > sin(xy) > 32x

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf sin(x+64y) > cos(32x+y)

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[cerulean girder]

=wolf sin(x) > sin(y)

[pliant reef]

Timeouts
Reduce

Query made by @cerulean girder
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sin(x)+>+sin(y)
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[cerulean girder]

fucky buttnuts

[round jewel]

=wolf 10/0

[pliant reef]

Query made by @round jewel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=10%2F0
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf y = x/0

[pliant reef]

Query made by @cerulean girder
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf 0/0

[pliant reef]

Query made by @cerulean girder
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[cerulean girder]

lol technically 0/0 = 1

basically, counting how much nothing is in nothing will result in something lmao

[peak kernel]

0/0 is not 1

Consider 0/0=x, you can rearrange to get 0=0x

therefore x could be any number as anything multiplied by 0 makes 0

=wolf plot y^2 = sin (x^2)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
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[rain jetty]

=wolf plot cos(y*2)/(x^2)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @rain jetty
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[rain jetty]

sexy

=wolf plot x = y(sin(x^2))

[pliant reef]

Query made by @rain jetty
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[rain jetty]

my favourite

[peak kernel]

"your favourite" is wolfram incorrectly plotting something? 😛

[rain jetty]

yes

=wolf plot y = x/(cos(y*2))

[pliant reef]

Query made by @rain jetty
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[rain jetty]

much better

[peak kernel]

=wolf plot \sqrt{xy}\sin x^2y^4=\cos\left(xy\right)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
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[peak kernel]

=wolf plot x^2+y^2=100\sin\left(xy\right)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
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[peak kernel]

=wolf plot x^2+y^2=100\sin\left(xy\right)y

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
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[peak kernel]

oh great range there wolfram

[cerulean girder]

=wolf z=(sin(x)/cos(y))

[pliant reef]

Timeouts
Plot, Reduce, GlobalExtrema

Query made by @cerulean girder
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[cerulean girder]

=wolf doomguy

[pliant reef]

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[cerulean girder]

=wolf doom guy

[pliant reef]

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[cerulean girder]

=wolf doomguy curve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @cerulean girder
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[round jewel]

._. Wat

[west venture]

=wolf super shotgun curve

[pliant reef]

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[west venture]

oh come on

[deft epoch]

@noble perch We all live in a yellow submarine.

=wolf zergling

[pliant reef]

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[deft epoch]

=wolf hydralisk

[pliant reef]

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[deft epoch]

=wolf what

[pliant reef]

Timeouts
Data, Character

Query made by @deft epoch
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[deft epoch]

@noble perch what is

[upper kite]

love

[cerulean girder]

@vega baby don't

[pliant reef]

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[cerulean girder]

=wolf hurt me

[pliant reef]

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[cerulean girder]

=wolf dont hurt me

[pliant reef]

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[cerulean girder]

=wolf no more

[pliant reef]

Assumptions were made
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Query made by @cerulean girder
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[cerulean girder]

what

[deft epoch]

=help

=calc (100 x 4) + (10 X 2)

[pliant reef]

Failed to parse equation: Invalid syntax at position 2

(100 x 4) + (10 X 2)
  ^

[deft epoch]

=calc 400 + 20

[pliant reef]

420

[deft epoch]

=calc (10 x 6) + 9

[pliant reef]

Failed to parse equation: Invalid syntax at position 2

(10 x 6) + 9
  ^

[deft epoch]

=calc (10 x 6) + 9

[pliant reef]

Failed to parse equation: Invalid syntax at position 2

(10 x 6) + 9
  ^

[deft epoch]

=calc 10 x 6 + 9

[pliant reef]

Failed to parse equation: Invalid syntax at position 3

( 10 x 6 ) + 9
   ^

[deft epoch]

=calc 10 x 6 + 9

[pliant reef]

Failed to parse equation: Invalid syntax at position 1

10 x 6 + 9
 ^

[deft epoch]

=calc 60 + 9

[pliant reef]

69

[deft epoch]

=wolf the curve of a pepe the frog

[pliant reef]

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