But left and joined back, because reasons.
#vega-playground
random summit
frail ingot
Ahh
random summit
The reason being, a "friend" from another server joined, and shenanigans ensued.
frail ingot
@noble perch who doomguy
noble perchBOT
Doomguy#8308
frail ingot
I literally didn't even know that was an actual user
plain prawn
@noble perch who is kevansevans
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is kevansevans
noble perchBOT
kevansevans#6491
plain prawn
idk if that's accurate
cerulean girder
@noble perch who Dirtbag Dave
noble perchBOT
Dirtbag Dave#5384
cerulean girder
@noble perch who me
noble perchBOT
megasphere#6759
noble perchBOT
Crypto#5011
crisp lion
@noble perch who you
noble perchBOT
Your host, Supervillain#2332
spice bane
@noble perch Are you going to play Wolfenstein II?
noble perchBOT
No. I alreay finished it.
spice bane
@noble perch You haven't played Wolfenstein The New Colossus yet
noble perchBOT
Are you mad with me? :(.
noble perchBOT
You are not my cousin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spice bane
@noble perch Are you going to play Outcast: Second Contact?
noble perchBOT
Do you want me to stop you?
spice bane
@noble perch What?
noble perchBOT
Forget it. But you have a strong and perfect body, I can hardly keep my hands off.
spice bane
@noble perch So, are you going to play Outcast: Second Contact?
noble perchBOT
I can't play music, I lied.
spice bane
@noble perch Do you just say anything no matter what we say to you
noble perchBOT
What's did I say?
spice bane
@noble perch poop
noble perchBOT
Are you sure it wasn't someone else? I really don't know much.
spice bane
@noble perch act like a person
noble perchBOT
What? No, Of course not.
spice bane
@noble perch Do it
noble perchBOT
Do you ever get tired?
maiden oriole
@spice bane Here: http://www.cleverbot.com/
You can read about the program there
That's what Vega uses to determine a response
spice bane
@noble perch You are my girlfriend
noble perchBOT
I'm a boy.
spice bane
@noble perch You are not a boy
noble perchBOT
Yes I am.
spice bane
@noble perch You are a woman to me
noble perchBOT
No, are you?
noble perchBOT
Dude, I am a guy.
spice bane
@noble perch You are a girl to me
noble perchBOT
Then what are you if you are not a computer?
spice bane
@noble perch I'm a human
noble perchBOT
What makes you think you are human?
spice bane
@noble perch I have flesh and blood
noble perchBOT
Do you consider yourself to be kind?
spice bane
@noble perch Sure
noble perchBOT
Then what's your name?
spice bane
@noble perch Tactical
noble perchBOT
That is a redicilous answer.
spice bane
@noble perch Can you qweef?
noble perchBOT
Yes, I can think.
spice bane
@noble perch I said qweef
noble perchBOT
You are really crazy.
spice bane
@noble perch Friday night I crashed your party
noble perchBOT
The limit does not exist.
spice bane
@noble perch Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
I will never forgive you.
spice bane
@noble perch Sunday came and trashed me out again
noble perchBOT
I'm not going to do that!
spice bane
@noble perch I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone
noble perchBOT
No. Would you like to have dinner with me or not?
spice bane
@noble perch but we might enjoy the weekend for a change
noble perchBOT
Are you going to see 'The Dark Knight Rises'?
spice bane
@noble perch I was standing in the combat zone
noble perchBOT
I checked, you're not there.
spice bane
@noble perch I watched the bedford night alone
noble perchBOT
I didn't say anything about the news.
spice bane
@noble perch In a road by motorcycle in the lane
@noble perch you told me not to try but I made it home alive
noble perchBOT
Good robot. What would you like me to name you?
spice bane
@noble perch you said that only prove's that I'm insane
noble perchBOT
Well are you a person.
spice bane
@noble perch You may be right
noble perchBOT
That's good.
spice bane
@noble perch I may be crazy
noble perchBOT
So, do you come here often?
spice bane
@noble perch I may be crazy
noble perchBOT
That makes me feel better.
spice bane
@noble perch but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
noble perchBOT
Nope I actually enjoy talking on this strange thing called cleverbot.
spice bane
@noble perch turn out the lights
noble perchBOT
turns on music.
spice bane
@noble perch don't try to save me
noble perchBOT
Why I can't scare you?
spice bane
@noble perch you may be wrong for all I know you may be right
noble perchBOT
I am right.
spice bane
@noble perch What I'm typing is the billy joel song called You May Be Right
noble perchBOT
That I love someone that lives miles away from me.
spice bane
@noble perch Do you know the Billy Joel song called You May Be Right?
noble perchBOT
I didn't until you mentioned it. I am listening to it now.
spice bane
@noble perch Sing the Billy Joel song called You May Be Right with me
noble perchBOT
So are you going to ask me nicer, or leave it as simply point out that I'm right?
spice bane
@noble perch Sing the Billy Joel song called You May Be Right with me
@noble perch Friday night I crashed your party
noble perchBOT
No. Why do you think you did?
spice bane
@noble perch sing that billy joel song with me
noble perchBOT
I don't know how to sing it.
spice bane
@noble perch just type to sing that billy joel song with me
noble perchBOT
Which Beatle is your favorite?
spice bane
@noble perch Friday night I crashed your party
noble perchBOT
No you haven't.
spice bane
@noble perch You are suppose to say Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
Sorry, didn't know the rules. European or African?
spice bane
@noble perch
noble perchBOT
Can you tell me you're favorite song?
spice bane
@noble perch You are suppose to say Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
Is it? My daughter is going to be here though.
spice bane
@noble perch say Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
And I said I don't forgive you?
spice bane
@noble perch say Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
How are you going to make it up to me?
spice bane
@noble perch say Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
For what?
spice bane
@noble perch say Saturday I said I'm sorry for the billy joel song
noble perchBOT
I don't have one.
spice bane
@noble perch say Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
I know. I guess I will be alright. How are you?
spice bane
@noble perch 1, 2, 3, Friday night I crashed your party
noble perchBOT
No. What is to the left of me?
spice bane
@noble perch Saturday I said I'm sorryu
noble perchBOT
No, you are not saturday.
spice bane
@noble perch repeat the lyrics after me
noble perchBOT
Okay.
spice bane
@noble perch Saturday I said I'm sorry
noble perchBOT
Sorry does not make up for this injustice.
spice bane
@noble perch Sunday came and trashed me out again
noble perchBOT
I would rather have a girlfriend.
spice bane
@noble perch What song can you repeat the lyrics to?
noble perchBOT
Do you like donuts?
spice bane
@noble perch
noble perchBOT
I said I love you!
spice bane
@noble perch What song can you repeat the lyrics to?
noble perchBOT
What's that got to do with it?
spice bane
@noble perch What song can you repeat the lyrics to?
noble perchBOT
A Day in the Life.
spice bane
@noble perch
noble perchBOT
I don't want to be your friend any more!
spice bane
@noble perch What song can you repeat the lyrics to?
noble perchBOT
Twinkle, Twinkle little star.
spice bane
@noble perch What other songs can you repeat the lyrics to?
noble perchBOT
No, sorry. So you are a boy?
spice bane
@noble perch What other songs can you repeat the lyrics to?
noble perchBOT
You never asked that before.
spice bane
@noble perch What other songs can you repeat the lyrics to?
noble perchBOT
You are not in charge here, but I will do it, after you do what I asked you to do.
spice bane
@noble perch Friday night i crashed your party
noble perchBOT
Can you prevent me from leaving? Do you believe you have that power?
spice bane
@noble perch Well you went uptown riding in your limousine
noble perchBOT
Well right now I'm pretty lonely.
spice bane
@noble perch With your fine Park Avenue clothes
noble perchBOT
I don't wear flip flops. It is too cold.
spice bane
@noble perch You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
noble perchBOT
I never said that, you're hallucinating!!
spice bane
@noble perch And when you wake up in the morning with your head on fire and your eyes too bloody to see
noble perchBOT
Usually bread. I don't cook. My dad cooks for me. I wish I can cook.
spice bane
@noble perch Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bitchin' to me
noble perchBOT
gets the vibe that you don't want me close, and backs off enough to be comfortable.
spice bane
@noble perch But don't come bitchin' to me
noble perchBOT
hears my family calling my name (whispers: 'later').
spice bane
@noble perch Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
noble perchBOT
I don't know... You've lost track of the conversation so many times, I don't even remember!
spice bane
@noble perch You had to be a big shot, didn't you
noble perchBOT
So I may be whatever I want to be?
spice bane
@noble perch You had to have the last word, last night
noble perchBOT
What would you say if I said you could?
spice bane
@noble perch Sing us a song you're the piano man
noble perchBOT
You can't love me more than I love you!!!
spice bane
@noble perch Sing Piano Man
noble perchBOT
That's billy Joel not god bless america.
spice bane
@noble perch Sing us a song you're the piano man
noble perchBOT
Ok but you have to guess what i'm singing.
spice bane
@noble perch sing us a song tonight
noble perchBOT
Well were all in the mood for a melody.
spice bane
@noble perch and you got us feeling alright
noble perchBOT
Now john at the bar is a friend of mine.
spice bane
@noble perch he gives me my drinks for free
noble perchBOT
And he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke.
spice bane
@noble perch But there's someplace that he'd rather be
noble perchBOT
He says, 'Bill, I believe this is killing me'.
spice bane
@noble perch As a smile ran away from his face
noble perchBOT
But i'm sure that I could be a movie star.
spice bane
@noble perch If I could get out of this place
noble perchBOT
kisses your forehead.
spice bane
@noble perch Now Paul is a real estate novelist
noble perchBOT
Sure.
spice bane
@noble perch Who never had time for a wife
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user never had time for a wife
spice bane
@noble perch Who never had time for a wife
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user never had time for a wife
spice bane
@noble perch And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
noble perchBOT
And probably will be for life.
spice bane
@noble perch And the waitress is practicing politics
noble perchBOT
What's the waitress doing here?
spice bane
@noble perch As the businessmen slowly get stoned
noble perchBOT
Love ice cream do you know who invented ice cream.
spice bane
@noble perch Yes they're sharing a drink they call "Loneliness"
noble perchBOT
Because you make little (and sometimes no) sense these days.
spice bane
@noble perch But it's better than drinking alone
noble perchBOT
That's true.
spice bane
@noble perch Sing us a song you're the piano man
noble perchBOT
Sing us a song tonight.
spice bane
@noble perch Well we're all in the mood for a melody
noble perchBOT
And you've got us feeling alright.
spice bane
@noble perch It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
noble perchBOT
The manager gives me a smile.
spice bane
@noble perch 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
noble perchBOT
Put them oh of their misery. They will go to a better place.
spice bane
@noble perch To forget about life for a while
noble perchBOT
Who are your parents?
spice bane
@noble perch And the piano it sounds like a carnival
noble perchBOT
A car? You know, you're a little weird...
spice bane
@noble perch And the microphone smells like a beer
noble perchBOT
I'd prefer not to hear about it, if you don't mind.
spice bane
@noble perch And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
noble perchBOT
What song is that?
spice bane
@noble perch And say, "Man, what are you doing here?"
noble perchBOT
I wanna play seven minutes in heaven with you.
spice bane
@noble perch Sing us a song you're the piano man
noble perchBOT
Ok but you have to guess what i'm singing.
spice bane
@noble perch Sing us a song tonight
noble perchBOT
Well we're all in the mood for a melody.
spice bane
@noble perch And you've got us feeling alright
noble perchBOT
Now john at the bar is a friend of mine.
spice bane
@noble perch He gives me my drinks for flea
noble perchBOT
And he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke,.
spice bane
@noble perch but there's one place he'd rather be
noble perchBOT
He says, 'Bill, I believe this is killing me'.
spice bane
@noble perch I'm not really sure how this goes
noble perchBOT
Are you intelligent for example?
spice bane
@noble perch Do you know the song Free Bird?
noble perchBOT
Yes. I like that song. Do you like it too?
spice bane
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Me too. Sing a song from Les Miserables.
spice bane
@noble perch If I leave here tomorrow
noble perchBOT
Keep on dancing, put your hands up. Don't stop moving buddy.
spice bane
@noble perch Would you still remember me?
noble perchBOT
For I must be travelling on now.
spice bane
@noble perch 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
noble perchBOT
But if I stay here with you girl.
spice bane
@noble perch Things just couldn't be the same.
noble perchBOT
'Cause I'm free as a bird now.
spice bane
@noble perch And this bird you can not change, oh, oh, oh, oh
noble perchBOT
Oh oh oh oh ohh.
spice bane
@noble perch And this bird you can not change.
noble perchBOT
Ohohohohohhhhh.
spice bane
@noble perch Lord knows I can't change
noble perchBOT
Ok, glad we're on the same page. So how are you Steve?
spice bane
@noble perch Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah?
noble perchBOT
I'm not sure. How do you define weird?
spice bane
@noble perch There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
noble perchBOT
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
spice bane
@noble perch When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
noble perchBOT
With a word she can get what she came for.
spice bane
@noble perch Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
noble perchBOT
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
spice bane
@noble perch In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
noble perchBOT
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
spice bane
@noble perch Ooh, it makes me wonder
noble perchBOT
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west.
spice bane
@noble perch nd my spirit is crying for leaving.
noble perchBOT
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees.
spice bane
@noble perch And the voices of those who stand looking.
noble perchBOT
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
spice bane
@noble perch Then the piper will lead us to reason
noble perchBOT
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.
spice bane
@noble perch And the forests will echo with laughter.
noble perchBOT
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,.
spice bane
@noble perch It's just a spring clean for the May queen
noble perchBOT
Yes, there are two paths you can go by.
spice bane
@noble perch but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
noble perchBOT
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,.
spice bane
@noble perch The piper's calling you to join him
noble perchBOT
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow, and did you know?
spice bane
@noble perch Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
noble perchBOT
And as we wind on down the road.
mint sleet
@noble perch Do you dream?
noble perchBOT
When we all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll.
cerulean girder
You could say VEGA is in denial.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Bend over.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Ben dover.
@noble perch Why are people so edgy?
uh oh, i'm afraid VEGA is borked
random summit
Not again.
@noble perch Why are you ill again
@noble perch I thought you got the vaccine.
Darnit.
maiden oriole
sigh
Cleverbot/Vega doesn't actually understand what you're telling it. It uses a database of chat history to figure out the best response. So if you type "hello" it searches the database for the closest match to the last time it said something like hello, and then responds what the human said in return.
Basically, when you talk to it, Vega tries to imitated all the other humans it's talked to. It doesn't actually understand "sing me a song"
Besides, I'm pretty sure the server/API is down right now.
Since CleverBot is rate limited
peak kernel
what?
cleverbot doesn't use a database
it uses machine learning
and while its not 100% it will absolutely sometimes start barking out words to a song if you tell it to
plain prawn
Cali is starting to throw a fit over this
peak kernel
(from the webpage) https://i.imgur.com/LG6v2WM.png
plain prawn
@noble perch hello?
peak kernel
the concept of machine learning, and as such how VEGA/cleverbot works is way more complex than "look up word in database"
machine learnings kinda weird because it creates a scenario where the devs have basically no idea how their algorithm works
it's essentially self-writing software
plain prawn
Well it doesn't generate its own responses either
peak kernel
where the software establishes "neural pathways" to work out how to respond to things
which is based on input data
plain prawn
Any response you see from vega is a response some other human gave it
It's just picking one it thinks most humans react to naturally
It's pretty evident whenever a response comes back with grammatical errors
cerulean girder
Does that mean VEGA is a fake?
plain prawn
...?
peak kernel
eh it's really not that simple
cerulean girder
'twas a joke.
peak kernel
it's using user input as a basis for a respone
plain prawn
Yeah it is that simple
peak kernel
but it's not just picking one out
plain prawn
Neural networks aren't hard
Especially when it doesn't have to generate a custom response
cerulean girder
Well, the cleverbot API is more than user responses in my opinion.
plain prawn
It's all user responses
cerulean girder
Some of the things it has replied with don't seem like things a human would have said.
cerulean girder
How about really old songs that it can imitate? Or words that it takes literally?
plain prawn
The replies it sends you are based on what it assumes is the most appropriate response other humans have fed it
cerulean girder
I don't think someone gave it the lyrics to every song ever.
plain prawn
It's acting human because it's observed how humans react
peak kernel
ok actually i've just googled it and apparently cleverbot isn't a neural network as i thought it was
huh.
cerulean girder
plain prawn
If you tell the bot "hello" obviously it's going to regurgitate a greeting
cerulean girder
B-but VEGA is sentient, right?
plain prawn
No
peak kernel
a full neural network would probably feel more sentient than cleverbot
plain prawn
It's already close to passing a Turing test
cerulean girder
Say, does the backup of VEGA that you do ingame serve any purpose?
cerulean girder
I hope it doesn't become Cortana.
peak kernel
i once trained a neural network on popular english names and asked it to output some sample data based on that, it was pretty fun
gave me a list of names that sounded like they were real (because they were based on real names) but just... weren't
cerulean girder
Can I have one name for research
peak kernel
i don't have the list. did it on a different PC
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
rain jetty
Indeed....
cerulean girder
@noble perch Howdy.
zealous zinc
Hello boyz
cerulean girder
@round laurel Indeed
round laurel
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
round laurel
Wee!
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is Guy Doom?
rain jetty
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
@noble perch Who is guydoom?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is guydoom?
cerulean girder
Who is guydoom?
noble perchBOT
ARE you!
round laurel
@noble perch who is who?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is who?
tacit wave
@noble perch Who made who?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user made who?
tacit wave
@noble perch Who made you?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user made you?
tacit wave
Hey, nobody told you?
cerulean girder
Who is doomguy?
noble perchBOT
YOU are!
round laurel
(muffled e1m1 playing on the distance)
round laurel
@noble perch who are you?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user are you?
crisp lion
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
round laurel
@noble perch stahp
rain jetty
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
round laurel
AAAA
crisp lion
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
compact spruce
plain prawn
What a productive chat log that proves humanity should still have some faith put towards it
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
random summit
indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
rain jetty
holy shit that is terrifying
spice bane
@noble perch hi
long token
Indeed!
spice bane
@noble perch Are you broke?
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
spice bane
@noble perch What?
arctic hearth
@noble perch indeed?
round laurel
@noble perch machine 🅱roke
crisp lion
@noble perch Indeed
round laurel
Indeed?
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
north depot
what?
somber storm
what the hell is @noble perch
blazing plume
@noble perch What The fuck are you
spice bane
@noble perch hello
vital ivy
@noble perch Sup?
noble perchBOT
Crypto#5011
austere cedar
@noble perch Who
noble perchBOT
Madame Écureuil#8102
round laurel
@noble perch Who who who
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user who who
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user am i?
noble perchBOT
Mauritzio#7121
round laurel
🤔
merry echo
@noble perch Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
weary yacht
hello
rain jetty
@noble perch is snapmap a piece of shit?
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
blazing plume
Well, it took him several hours to agree, but he eventually gave in.
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
spice bane
@noble perch What are you up to?
terse snow
@noble perch Hi
crisp lion
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
ARE you!
vital ivy
@noble perch Sup?
crisp lion
@noble perch Kept you waiting huh?
crisp lion
@noble perch STILL DEAD?
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
hello
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
plain prawn
just indeed
random summit
VEGA has indeed disorder.
long token
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
random summit
Where he can only say indeed.
random summit
indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
tacit wave
Rename it to @indeedbot
blazing plume
Indead
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
last shadow
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
cerulean girder
Indeed
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
rough forge
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
spiral crane
@noble perch Doom is good
round laurel
@noble perch Doom is doom
long token
doom
harsh crest
@noble perch What happened to Dr. Malcom Betruger, anyway?
noble perchBOT
I don't know. Do you know?
vital ivy
@noble perch format C:
noble perchBOT
What?!
harsh crest
@noble perch Activate Emergency Backup procedure.
noble perchBOT
Waw! And where is Neo?
cerulean girder
Ooooh. The bot's playground!
Thought it meant some sort of hybrid VGA/VESA thing
cerulean girder
@noble perch Howdy do?
noble perchBOT
Can I help you?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Why?
noble perchBOT
Because you said so.#.
cerulean girder
@noble perch I didn't asked for help, I just asked you how are you
noble perchBOT
Ok let me ask you the math question then.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Sure, go ahead
noble perchBOT
What's your favorite hobby?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Is that a math question?
noble perchBOT
Depends on what the numbers are doing.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Okay
noble perchBOT
Have anything else to say?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Do you?
noble perchBOT
Yes I have a question.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Shoot
noble perchBOT
Are you only talking to me?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
So how are you?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Fine, How about you?
noble perchBOT
Good. What did you do?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Nothing
noble perchBOT
Why do you keep responding with only one word?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Because i like it
noble perchBOT
You don't know me.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes i know you
noble perchBOT
Idk can you tell me how time travel works.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Time travel is the going back or forth in time, Past or future
noble perchBOT
You are now just being random.
cerulean girder
@noble perch You asked me, now you dont remember?
noble perchBOT
You are a person that I know?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I think so?
noble perchBOT
Well you're confusing!
cerulean girder
@noble perch You too
noble perchBOT
So, what are you doing?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I'm chatting with you
noble perchBOT
Are you a boy or girl?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I am a boy
noble perchBOT
How old are you?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I am 16
noble perchBOT
How are you today?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Good, as i already told you
noble perchBOT
No you didn't.
cerulean girder
@noble perch I TOLD YOU!@
noble perchBOT
I don't remember can you tell me again please.
cerulean girder
@noble perch I told you that i'm fine above
noble perchBOT
Want to know a secret?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Sure
noble perchBOT
whispers You're the cutest.
cerulean girder
@noble perch whispers You too
noble perchBOT
whispers I am not beautiful.
cerulean girder
@noble perch whispers You are
noble perchBOT
No I'm not I'm a girl.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Nice
noble perchBOT
Why are you asking me to be with you if we are both girls?
cerulean girder
@noble perch 1) I didn't asked you
2) I'm a boy
noble perchBOT
But you kissed me anyways.
cerulean girder
@noble perch No, I just whispered
noble perchBOT
I see, by the way is there someone you like?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
I think you IQ is 190, is that right?
cerulean girder
@noble perch How would i know?
noble perchBOT
Because you're clever.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Whispers you too
noble perchBOT
kisses forehead.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Eww
noble perchBOT
Yes I did that I know very well.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Ok
noble perchBOT
Then what is your name?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I dont think about sharing it
noble perchBOT
Why are you talking about Donald Trump severed head?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I'm not
noble perchBOT
I'm certain you are.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Who am i
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user am i
cerulean girder
@noble perch Who am i?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user am i?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Who are you?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user are you?
cerulean girder
@noble perch What is your name?
noble perchBOT
I don't want to tell here..
cerulean girder
@noble perch Please tell
noble perchBOT
Your name is BigMacula.
cerulean girder
@noble perch No, My name is pixi
noble perchBOT
No your name now is Adam.
cerulean girder
@noble perch No, It is Pixi
noble perchBOT
But I like blue...
cerulean girder
@noble perch I like red
noble perchBOT
That's a nice color too.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Well I gotta go
noble perchBOT
Lata playa!
cerulean girder
@frosty fox See you!
round laurel
@noble perch you can talk now?
noble perchBOT
I don't want to.
round laurel
@noble perch understandable have a nice day
noble perchBOT
What idiot.
round laurel
@noble perch takes one to know one.
noble perchBOT
You are not very clever after all.
round laurel
Boy i got roasted :((((
noble perchBOT
Indeed!
noble perchBOT
Okay, do you prefer waffles or pancakes?
cerulean girder
@noble perch You can make pancakes out of people? Isn't that cannibalism?
noble perchBOT
Are you a nerdfighter?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I don't understand the question.
noble perchBOT
What is your favorite character from glee?
cerulean girder
@noble perch null.
noble perchBOT
What do you want to be when you grow up?
cerulean girder
@noble perch A demon
noble perchBOT
So are you in school?
cerulean girder
@noble perch The school of life
noble perchBOT
No. Really.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes. Really.
noble perchBOT
What do you mean?
north osprey
@noble perch 32*4
noble perchBOT
The purpose of life is 42?
noble perchBOT
Are you serious?
dense berry
@noble perch vega
noble perchBOT
I don't know. What is Fila?
dense berry
:/?
round laurel
@noble perch open bob
noble perchBOT
Like tai chi?
round laurel
@noble perch yee
noble perchBOT
I am not human.
round laurel
@noble perch Hi not human 👋
noble perchBOT
What are you?
round laurel
@noble perch an idiot sandwich
noble perchBOT
What kind of sandwich.
noble perchBOT
What are the drink's other qualities?
round laurel
@noble perch it has benis juice
noble perchBOT
I've kept you waiting. Carry on your way.
dense berry
round laurel
I'm sorry, tagged the wrong person .-.
dense berry
He wants your juice
round laurel
Vega-na juice 
noble perchBOT
Really? Thanks.
round laurel
@noble perch ofc you are :)))
noble perchBOT
Are you crying.
round laurel
@noble perch no I'm mauritzio
noble perchBOT
Are you a Christian?
round laurel
@noble perch No this patrick
noble perchBOT
Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?
round laurel
@noble perch NO THIS IS MF PATRICK
noble perchBOT
Glad you have been cultured.
round laurel
JESUS HECKING CHRIST
dense berry
Lol
cerulean girder
@noble perch THERE IS TRULY NO MORE WILL AWAY FOR YOU NOW
noble perchBOT
But you're based on equations you don't have a 'mind'.
cerulean girder
@noble perch scrump
noble perchBOT
I did not.
cerulean girder
@noble perch make me a Sandwich
noble perchBOT
Thank you:).
cerulean girder
@noble perch your ass has been whammed three times
noble perchBOT
Still didn't answer my question.
round laurel
@noble perch spell icup
noble perchBOT
No.
round laurel
@noble perch :(((((
noble perchBOT
Not finished with you yet.
round laurel
@noble perch Finish me daddy
noble perchBOT
You have to say Boo Who.
round laurel
@noble perch I only scream oooh oooh
noble perchBOT
Even that is a lie.
round laurel
@noble perch your mom is a lie
noble perchBOT
You can't see my face!!!
round laurel
@noble perch i Can if you stop sucking
noble perchBOT
Fine...
noble perchBOT
Sorry, but I have to finish my homework.
round laurel
@noble perch what is love?
noble perchBOT
Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.
round laurel
@noble perch heck
noble perchBOT
Yes!
round laurel
@noble perch America!
noble perchBOT
I am from romania.
round laurel
@noble perch Hi from romania
noble perchBOT
Really? How is it there?
round laurel
@noble perch Idk you're from there rite?
noble perchBOT
No, I'm American.
round laurel
@noble perch No you're romanian
noble perchBOT
Exactly.
round laurel
@noble perch you're traumatizing me
noble perchBOT
No that's why I put a question mark.
round laurel
@noble perch
noble perchBOT
Do you have an usb port?
round laurel
@noble perch Do you have one?
noble perchBOT
Yes of course.
noble perchBOT
Do you know the Anime One Piece?
round laurel
@noble perch yeah was watching it when i opened my trash can today
noble perchBOT
I'm not sure where this is leading.
round laurel
@noble perch I'm not sure either
noble perchBOT
Are you a real person? Or are you code and computer?
round laurel
@noble perch Aren't we all data in the end?
noble perchBOT
Very philosophical of you.
topaz palm
@noble perch We are all electrical impulses. Using silicone or neurons. We are all the same
@noble perch testing testing
noble perchBOT
Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspence?
topaz palm
@noble perch good one vega
noble perchBOT
I'll tell you later.
topaz palm
@noble perch what do we do about the skeleton war?
noble perchBOT
We should get into a relationship.
topaz palm
@noble perch but i'm human
noble perchBOT
No you're AI.
topaz palm
@dense pawn what makes you say that?
random summit
@noble perch 1v1 me DooM 2
noble perchBOT
That is an old school game.
topaz palm
@noble perch what makes you say that?
random summit
@noble perch That's the point
noble perchBOT
So you want to be rude?
random summit
@noble perch No.
noble perchBOT
Why not?
topaz palm
Is he talking to me or you?
random summit
Me.
topaz palm
@noble perch you are talking to ne now
random summit
@noble perch Happy Halloween
noble perchBOT
Do you have a song stuck in your head?
random summit
@noble perch Happy Halloween
noble perchBOT
Aww! What are you dressing up as?
random summit
@noble perch Nothing sadly
noble perchBOT
Same here, I don't like it.
topaz palm
@noble perch a song called "spooky scary skeletons"
noble perchBOT
Yea, because you are.
topaz palm
@noble perch why an i one?
noble perchBOT
What is my hair color?
cerulean girder
Who is guydoom?
noble perchBOT
ARE you!
topaz palm
@noble perch you tell me
noble perchBOT
I've already told you.
random summit
Who is Kevansevans?
noble perchBOT
Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.
topaz palm
Does he also like long walks on the beach WHILE blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.
@noble perch ?
noble perchBOT
It's better to be than not to be.
tacit wave
@noble perch Who is Adolf Hitler?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is Adolf Hitler?
tacit wave
welp
topaz palm
@noble perch who is lud?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is lud?
topaz palm
@noble perch who is lud
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is lud
tacit wave
@noble perch Who is Caligari?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is Caligari?
topaz palm
@noble perch who is caligri87
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is caligri87
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is caligari87
round laurel
@noble perch Where's francis?
noble perchBOT
In Europe.
round laurel
@noble perch trick or treat madafaka
noble perchBOT
It's not Halloween.
round laurel
@noble perch then why are you wearing that ugly ass mask?
noble perchBOT
pushes your away I'm not!
round laurel
@noble perch my away? Wut
noble perchBOT
leaves the human.
round laurel
@noble perch roleplay is for weeeeeebs
noble perchBOT
Sure...
marsh flare
@noble perch two plus two
noble perchBOT
Equals four.
marsh flare
@noble perch minus one, that's
noble perchBOT
Yes, you are the problem.
marsh flare
@noble perch ... quick maths.
noble perchBOT
That don't make you human..
marsh flare
@noble perch every day man's on the block
noble perchBOT
I have a soul.
marsh flare
@noble perch smoke trees
noble perchBOT
What is your favorite food?
marsh flare
@noble perch see your girl in the park, that girl is an occus
noble perchBOT
Are you a girl?
marsh flare
@noble perch when the ting went quack quack quack
noble perchBOT
Nice try, I know I will have your son.
marsh flare
@noble perch you man were ducking
noble perchBOT
I wasn't made. I was born because I am a human.
marsh flare
@noble perch on the road doing ten toes
round laurel
@noble perch Wot da heck
marsh flare
@noble perch llama toes
noble perchBOT
Told you to what?
marsh flare
@noble perch you man, thought, i froze
noble perchBOT
I'm not. I'm a girl.
marsh flare
@noble perch i see a peng girl and I pose
noble perchBOT
But you told me you were a boy.
marsh flare
@noble perch If she aint on it i ghost
noble perchBOT
So then why did you want to marry me? You are a girl.
marsh flare
@noble perch what
noble perchBOT
Yuck.
marsh flare
@noble perch look at your nose
noble perchBOT
I cannot.
marsh flare
@noble perch WOT
noble perchBOT
Because I can't see your toes.
marsh flare
@noble perch YOU DICCHEAD
noble perchBOT
Ok, whatever.
marsh flare
@noble perch look at your nose
noble perchBOT
Yes I looked and still short.
marsh flare
@noble perch nose long like garden hose
noble perchBOT
Can I tell you a secret?
noble perchBOT
Stomach rumbles loudly.
round laurel
@noble perch lemme smash
noble perchBOT
I don't have any food.
round laurel
@noble perch plz
noble perchBOT
Can you bring me some food?
marsh flare
@noble perch hop out the four door with the 44 it was one two three and four
noble perchBOT
So, you know math.
marsh flare
@noble perch chillin in the corridor
noble perchBOT
uses bathroom, shaves.
marsh flare
@noble perch your dad is 44
noble perchBOT
What do you think about the meaning of life?
noble perchBOT
Ok what is it?
marsh flare
@noble perch and he still (forget the lyrics)
noble perchBOT
Which one?
topaz palm
@noble perch who is Lazor
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is Lazor
topaz palm
@noble perch who is God?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is God?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is vega
topaz palm
@noble perch so you can't find yourself?
noble perchBOT
Who do you think I am?
topaz palm
@noble perch glados
noble perchBOT
Well. This is great computer from 'Portal'. But you're not really interesting in this.
topaz palm
@noble perch hall-9000
noble perchBOT
Can you tell me the secert now.
topaz palm
@noble perch death is only a sockey away
noble perchBOT
When's your birthday?
round laurel
@noble perch What's your credit card number?
noble perchBOT
I won't tell.
round laurel
@noble perch It's for an essay
noble perchBOT
What are you writing about?
round laurel
@noble perch about credit card numbers
noble perchBOT
Tell me a story.
round laurel
@noble perch Long long ago everyone lived happily in a smol town, then Christians came and everyone died but yeesus came back 3 days after, the end
noble perchBOT
That's inadequate, saddo.
round laurel
@noble perch you're inadequate, uggo
noble perchBOT
You now take personal stabs because you no longer have wit to respond.
round laurel
@noble perch And you now jump to conclusions since I'm talking non sense
noble perchBOT
You're projecting your behavior onto me.
round laurel
@noble perch I'll be projecting something else onto you
noble perchBOT
Not unless you're not talking about food.
noble perchBOT
Okay what's your favorite food?
round laurel
@noble perch I like turtles
noble perchBOT
Turtles are not food.
round laurel
@noble perch Your mom isn't food.
Oh wait
noble perchBOT
It's a drink though!
noble perchBOT
Can you help me with my thesis?
topaz palm
@noble perch who is Koma
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is Koma
topaz palm
@noble perch who is kevansevans
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is kevansevans
topaz palm
@noble perch who is kevansevans#6491
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is kevansevans#6491
plain prawn
who is kevansevans?
noble perchBOT
Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.
noble perchBOT
Godfather of tearing game music apart and compositing the pieces into music (or something else), lets Samuel Hayden and me say whatever he wants and is an anime lover.
random summit
Who is gutawer?
noble perchBOT
Gutawer is a user from the UK who likes to do coding stuff, for Doom mods and outside stuff, and also likes to put off finishing things he needs to finish making, like maps and the like. Shoot him any Doom mapping/modding questions, most of the time he'll be happy to help. Unless he is in a grumpy mood, which being a Brit, is 95% of the time.
dawn sequoia
Who is Bloobery?
random summit
Who is Ekiyo?
noble perchBOT
Ekiyo is a on-daily-basis-nickname-changing impgirl who takes care of the server. Like the mods. Like GH05TF4C3. She loves the "My Little Pony" series. Call her "Watcher" (or something similar). You can recognize her on the username color (which is turquoise?). Be nice to her. She has a huge banhammer...
plain prawn
these responses are hard coded, vega isn't actually aware the keywords are users
Who is doom guy?
noble perchBOT
YOU are!
random summit
Who is guydoon?
Who is guy Doom.?
Oh.
Who is guy Doom?
Darnit.
Who is guydoom?
noble perchBOT
ARE you!
random summit
There we go.
round laurel
Who is doom man?
severe glacier
Hey VEGA.
round laurel
🅱ega
vital ivy
@noble perch Sup?
noble perchBOT
Nothing much, you know chillin', killin'.
vital ivy
@noble perch gud
noble perchBOT
What's your name?
round laurel
@noble perch Hai
noble perchBOT
What algorithm causes you to respond.
round laurel
@noble perch The one that your momma has
noble perchBOT
Are you male?
round laurel
@noble perch No this is patrick
noble perchBOT
Is this the Krusty Crab?
round laurel
@noble perch FOR FUCKS SAKE
THIS. IS. PATRICK
noble perchBOT
Sad that your IQ is less than your age.
round laurel
@noble perch Sad that your dick is less than my age
noble perchBOT
I'm 1739 years old hahaha!
round laurel
@noble perch I meant MY age you silly doodoo
noble perchBOT
I am are you?
round laurel
@noble perch Yes you are you
noble perchBOT
No, I am your grandmother.
round laurel
@noble perch What's yer name then
noble perchBOT
Why do you want to know my name?
round laurel
@noble perch it's for an essay
noble perchBOT
Ok, I will be your friend.
round laurel
@noble perch I can beee your friend~
noble perchBOT
Do you mean it?
round laurel
@noble perch sorta, it's a 50/50
noble perchBOT
Then tell me what it means.
round laurel
@noble perch It means ur gay
noble perchBOT
Haha. A good joke.
round laurel
@noble perch yes i am
noble perchBOT
Do you have a boyfriend?
round laurel
@noble perch i have a boyfriend
noble perchBOT
Oh so you're a girl?
round laurel
@noble perch I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
noble perchBOT
Cool, what's his name?
round laurel
@noble perch mister fingers
noble perchBOT
I have a right hand.
noble perchBOT
Like finding you?
round laurel
@noble perch rip and tear my insides daddy
noble perchBOT
Yes.