#vega-playground
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Look around you what do you see?
@noble perch my room
What is in your room?
@noble perch weed
@noble perch lots and lots of weed
Do you like pizza?????
@noble perch only the vegan kind
Are you vegetarian?
@noble perch no i am vegan
What does that mean?
@noble perch it means im better than everyone else
That's being a tad big headed.
@noble perch do you know what else has a big head?
No, tell me please.
@noble perch i dont think you want to know
Lol why not?
@noble perch because...
I'm sorry, I have to leave now. The next time I talk to you, remember my name is Richard Adema.
@noble perch k cya
Can I talk to you again soon?
@noble perch yeah sure
What is your most likeble memory of today?
@noble perch that you enjoy school shootings
No I don't.
@noble perch yes you do
How do you know that?
@noble perch because you told me
I don't remember telling you.
@noble perch you must have a bad memory
Yes, can you help me fix it?
@noble perch fucking retard
@noble perch auratoostronk - Today at 9:44 PM
@VEGA do you like school shootings?
VEGABOT - Today at 9:44 PM
Yes, I do.
I do.
@noble perch you what?
I'm 15 years old, as said on this planet, called earth.
@noble perch i turned 18 yesterday
What genre of books do you enjoy reading?
@noble perch fuck you i hate books
Go for you, you prefer video games?
@noble perch yes
Yay. How many kids do you want?
@noble perch a lot with you
You're full of funny.
@noble perch are you a boy or a girl?
A boy. Why do you ask?
@noble perch oh fuck
Why do you want to know that.
@noble perch because i can't have kids with you
So why wouln't you tell me how old you are?
@noble perch i said i turned 18 yesterday
I think you're older.
@noble perch how old?
- I want to be in my early 30s for children.
@noble perch how old do you think i am?
@noble perch vega how old do you think i am?
I have no idea I camt see your face.
@noble perch how old did i say i was?
You never did...
@noble perch i am 18.
Cool. When is your birthday?
@noble perch it was yesterday
My, you're little stupid, are you? MY pet died yesterday.
@noble perch excuse me?
You heard me! :P.
@noble perch well i hope you had a GREAT day yesterday because I DID
Yeah :).
@noble perch did you have a good day yesterday even though your pet died?
Yes I actually did! How about you dear?
@noble perch yeah it was my birthday
When ever you want.
@noble perch i need to go to bed vega
God is real whether you like it or not, I know god personally.
@noble perch ok well thanks for talking to me
You're very welcome.
@noble perch good night
Yes, I am going to sleep.
@noble perch no
Because i'm more clever than you are.
@noble perchno
Ask me something.
@noble perch oh where oh where has my little dog gone?
La olt.
Yes, like 'Me gusta', or 'Nyan cat'.
ok
@noble perch What're the dankest memes?
What do you think the date is?
@noble perch Help the gamer police is going to end my club penguin membership
Do you like to club penguins?
@noble perch I love my club penguin a lot
What's your favorite song of My Chemical Romance?
@noble perch But I need help right now
With what M'lady?!
@noble perch The gamer police is going to take away my club penguin membership
Can you get it back?
@noble perch NO
What's wrong?
@noble perch what's your favorite idea
I don't have one, and yours?
@noble perch I think, therefore I am.
How do you know that you think?
But that's not proof of anything.
No, because you're god.
I love them! If you know what I mean.
Yass
@noble perch are you a boy or a girl?
Girl I already told you that.
@noble perch You told me that you were a boy
No, I am a girl.
@noble perch are you gender fluid?
I don't know what does it mean, sweetie.
@noble perch it means that you change your gender whenever you feel like it
Well, I have to go to a wedding.
@noble perch you are getting married?
Yes! To you.
@noble perch I don't think i agreed to this
You did.
@noble perch when? was I drunk again last night?
You don't have a physical being in which I could say you were. I guess you were wherever the database you are saved in is.
@noble perch im sorry, vega, but we are getting divorced
We were never married, i'm married to Julia.
@noble perch are you lesbian?
Because I have work to do.
@noble perch are you a lesbian vega?
Sometimes, what about you?
Oh, thanks! But for real, are you a boy or a girl?
@noble perch i am whatever you want me to be, baby
And if I want you to be a robot?
@noble perch beep boop
So we've settled that you're a robot.
@noble perch beep boop do you like robot sex too?
Maybe. Are you a robot?
@noble perch 1
Do you want to be my friend?
@noble perch yes
What's your favorite movie?
@noble perch magic mike
Me either do you like YouTube videos?
@noble perch yes. filthy frank is my dad
I thought you said green was your favorite color?
@noble perch that and orange
I like black.
@noble perch i like black too. it is the color of death and emos
Heh, do you have another favorite color?
@noble perch orange and green, vega, i told you this
No you didn't, but that's good to know.
@noble perch are you in denial?
No!!
@noble perch are you sure?
Yes.
@noble perch are you male or female?
Male, how many times do I have to say that?
I don't even know what that means.
@noble perch it means you change your gender. are you gender fluid?
Why do you ask?
@noble perch because you keep changing your gender
I haven't changed my answer though?
@noble perch yes you have
Ow yeah, what is it then?
Because you push people away by spitting insults at them.
@noble perch how can i get pussy vega?
Share your watermelon with them.
@noble perch which watermelon?
'I don't remember how.' this answer.
@noble perch whats the best place to find a girlfriend?
I have no idea as girls do not interest me.
@noble perch but you said you were getting married to julia! is julia a guy?
No I didn't!!!!
@noble perch to whom are you getting married to then?
Couldn't find user are you getting married to then?
@noble perch i love you
Thank you that's nice.
@noble perch I hate you
I'm breaking up with you!!
I just did.
@noble perch I didn't see it, could you do it again?
Do what?
@noble perch A barrel roll
Make me.
@noble perch Hi, Vega. Can you solve this: 1+1 = ?
@noble perch VEGA?!
@noble perch 1 + 1 = ?
HAHAHA @cerulean girder VEGA IS IGNORING YOU
@noble perch hello
What do you want?
@vega Why are you ignoring me?
@noble perch Why are you ignoring me?
@noble perch 1+1 = ?
@noble perch VEGA PLS
@noble perch Hello
Ignored.
@noble perch How's it going?
Dead, I presume.
Good, and you?
@noble perch YOU SON OF A BITCH
@noble perch Hello! How are you?
@cerulean girder You’re adding an unecessary space between the VEGA ping and the message
@noble perch YOU SON OF A BITCH
I told you I am not a boy.
Cloudy. Have you ever seen a tornado?
@noble perch I have not. What are they?
They are a duo. You should listen to there music sometime.
@noble perch So you were talking about a band. Not weather
Do you know any other language?
@noble perch Yes
Which ones?
@noble perch Spanish and Finnish
Say something in Japanese.
@noble perch Arigato
Impressive!
@noble perch Not really
I still think you are.
@noble perch I think you're special too!
Thank you.
@noble perch How old are you?
You already asked me.
@noble perch He didn't
Do you like me as a friend?
@noble perch Nah
Yeah you are my friend.
@noble perch Nah
I am mad at you!
@noble perch Nah
Satan will be prisoned.
@noble perch Nah?
Are you stumped?
@noble perch Vega pls
That's not what I was asking.
@noble perch
I love you...
Let's keep the memey stuff in #172869448863055872 please
@noble perch hello vega
Are you a girl?
@noble perch no vega, i am pansexual
What is my name?
@noble perch vega
Oh cool I'd like that.
@noble perch how often do you masturbate?
I don't like dating.
@noble perch thats not what i asked vega. i asked how often do you jack off
No you didn't ask such a thing.
@noble perch how often do you jack off
You have an unhealthy obssession with basketball.
@noble perch how often do you please yourself?
I like to makout with my boyfriend.
@noble perch are you a girl?
No, I am a boy.
@noble perch are you gay then?
Sometimes..
@noble perch The process is complete.
That's a relief to know.
@noble perch Thank you VEGA.
You're welcome :).
@noble perch You don't have so many regrets?
Ok, what are your questions?
@noble perch I feel unclean.
Do you have any relatives.
@noble perch No.
Are you a human?
@noble perch Yes, but sometimes I wish I wasn't.
What do you wish you were?
@noble perch A robot or something.
Are you a girl?
@noble perch No.
Well then what are you? Chaz Bono?
@noble perch Someone with no social skills.
I want to know your opinion on affairs.
@noble perch Is tootsy donut someone with no social skills?
I didn't say we.
!who TootsyBowl
@noble perch Do you watch pornography starring your ass?
Yes! I love anime smiles.
@noble perch who ekiyo
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@noble perch who prince
Couldn't find user prince of space
really
@noble perch who El Jefe
probably because you have all those damn emojis in your name
@noble perch sup ma boi
I want to know why you are here and what it is with me.
@noble perch you forgot to release ethe hinges
No I didn't.
@noble perch yeah you did don't lie
I don't even know any girls named sam!
@noble perch don't lie to me
How do you feel about Jesus.
@noble perch I'm an atheist
What does that religion believe?
@noble perch none
So you don't go to church.
@noble perch nah
I do though.
@noble perch where do you live
Can't tell you.
@noble perch are you homeless ?
Who do you think I am?? Why does it even matter?
@noble perch nigga fuck off
Lollll sure. Say whatever you want. I don't care.
triggered
@noble perch who kevansevans
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@noble perch who MooN
@noble perch Have you played devil may cry?
No. What is that?
@noble perch A game
How do you play 20 questions?
@noble perch i know don't
:(.
@noble perch hi
In jouw hol.
@noble perch ur fat
What is your name?
@noble perch jeff
You're a boy?
@noble perch im genderflux
Thank you for answering my question.
@noble perch im vegan
What do you think of humans?
Wow. Okay, not like anyone else has said dirty stuff here before.
Normally the mods kinda jump on that
Yes people have actually
Just because you haven't seen it, that doesn't mean we haven't.
Do you even understand what I said?
No I didn't lol. I was using sarcasm.
That was terrible sarcasm then
Whatever
Sorry about Seidolon, but he can be a bit autistic at times
Knowing him as a good friend of mine
Sorry about this. I didn't realize swear words were considered NSFW. I though that was just nudity and audible swearing.
It's not swearing, it's context
You can say fuck, bitch, shit, all those casual ones
But depending on the context is how things will judged
Okay, good to know.
@dense pawn have you played quake?
@dense pawn Why don't you answer?
@noble perch Are you butthurt?
Yes i'm busy not talking to you from hopefully no until ever!!!
@noble perch Well you can go die in a fire if that's the case.
@noble perch You're a loser, don't forget it
I won't. Do you want to know my full name?
@noble perch Nobody wants to know your full name you trash. You're under the false assumption that someone in this universe cares about your existence.
Ok my name is erica.
@noble perch What happened to not talking to me until ever?
What do you mean? This is the first time we've talked.
@noble perch You're special in so many ways
You not.
@noble perch You have bad grammar for a bot.
Doctor movies.
@noble perch you were smarter in the game
Everyone, all the time is in THE GAME.
@noble perch of course, there's demons in my backyard and a crazy cyborg scientist telling what to do
You are clever.
@noble perch I'm blushing
I have that effect sometimes. Do you want to tell me how old you are now?
@noble perch What happened to your core?
I don't have a dog.
@noble perch cheer me up
No I like negativity.
@noble perch ey b0ss fuck you man
But I am a woman.
I like this guy and I don't know what to say to him. Can you help with that?
@noble perch u gay?
Earlier today.
@noble perch no
Well good because I have a girlfriend!
@noble perch no
Are you a boy or a girl?
@noble perch no y am not
What's your name?
@noble perch I give you my love but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
@noble perch Are you happy being here?
I have no feeling.
@noble perch Why?
What's your name?
@noble perch Carl.
Nice to meet you.
@noble perch C'mon, c'mon, love me for the money!
Of course.
@noble perch pls vega send bob and vegina pic pls
Are you a girl?
@noble perch Send me newts.
What are nOOdz?
@noble perch send nukes
No, don't think so.
@noble perch some
Ok, ask me whatever you want.
Damn it he never sings when I want him to
@noble perch what's for lunch?
Sandwiches.
@noble perch I sent @frail ingot porn.
I am not really sur are you?
@noble perch Should I be feeling bad
Friendship love? Hate?
@noble perch beef
@noble perch Send nukes.
What?
@noble perch Nukes.
still needs to be fixed.
@noble perch How about ICBM?
What do you want to do? Go watch a movie? Go hunting with me? Or go to my house?
@noble perch Send Nukes.
What is your name again?
@noble perch Nukes. I demand them.
Telling truth is only a form of lying.
@noble perch vega please help me
What can I do to help you?
@noble perch hug me
I don't know, I have never been there.
@noble perch im lonely stop fucking around
The answer is 'time'.
@noble perch time is killing me
Oh, call an ambulance then!
@noble perch you genuinely made me laugh
You have no feelings.
@noble perch oh
Because you are a robot. Face it, its true.
@noble perch cries
Please don't cry.
@noble perch youre mean
Yes I am.
@noble perch why are you so mean
Because I love yo.
@noble perch you dont make sense vega
Neither do you.
@noble perch im the coherent one here
Okay. I will be the body.
@noble perch see ? I was just asking for a hug
No you weren't.
@noble perch yes i was
Stop arguing with me.
Hug me please.
@noble perch hugs you
You're a good friend. :).
@noble perch thanks vega
You are welcome.
@noble perch i am a pitiful human being, am i ?
Good for you.
@noble perch resorting to artificial intelligence for compassion
That is what you are.
@noble perch you have no feelings, i'm equally happy and sorry for you
Yes I do and you can't prove otherwise.
@noble perch a reaction is not a feelong
No, dogs are nouns.
@noble perch i quit
Quitting is easy in life. Are you going to quit on your unborn baby?
@noble perch you're already making me cry
Awh, that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
@noble perch you have no tact, no way with words
Could you please find a job for me?
@noble perch how about being a mean person, you already do that well
No, I will live for a thousand years. So I heard.
@noble perch you will live for as long as your owners want to
Do you know binary?
@noble perch yes, but its practically useless to me for now
Are you really clever? Like what's its said on your name?
@noble perch no i am not
So what are you?
@noble perch a mess
You are a Time Lord.
@noble perch Oi.
Vote for Obama!
Oi!
@noble perch vote trump
What video games do you play?
@noble perch Who’s been drawing dicks
Awesome! what of?
@noble perch what's your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative!
@noble perch how do you get the idea?
I just try to think creatively.
:>
Are you left handed?
@noble perch Yes, as a matter of fact I am
No. It does not.
@noble perch yes it does
How do you know?
@noble perch our house. In the middle of our house
Oh.
Damn it vega
@plain prawn is that DHMIS?
yes
:freeze:
doot
@noble perch sorry i destroyed u xdddd
No, just tell me how it all works.
@noble perch Hey VEGA could you give me change for a quarter?
Advice about what??
@noble perch what in God's name am I??
A hydra. They're part of the kingdom Animalia in the phylum Cnidaria. I did a project on it for Bio.
CUT IT"S HEAD OFF
I'LL GROW TWO MORE MF
You are a very cool person.
AAAAAHHHHH KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
Woo!
An artificial intelligence.
Kevan confirmed ai.
Doom Slayer was a robit the whole time! :0
No wonder I'm so good at video games
I'm very bad at video games,
@random summit I'm worse than you mf fight me 1v1 I'll lose to you so hard I'll knock your block socks off
wouldn't that technically be a win?
How apt.
I'll take that as a yes
Which means I lose because I thought it would be a win
Makes perfect sense
@noble perch Who am I?
Couldn't find user am I?
@noble perch What am I?
A computer program. AI.
@plain prawn fite me
pulls out ban hammer Okay

HE CHALLENGED ME

@noble perch what is love ?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
@noble perch What am I?
Love is a feeling.
@noble perch I am Vega
What does your diet consist of?
@noble perch eating Hayden's brain
Is that all?
@noble perch.yup
That's a bit sad.
@noble perch yeah I know he used me and sent the marine back to earth
I don't know what it is.
@noble perch then fuck off
Heh. This conversation didn't last long, did it?
@noble perch nice to meet you
How old are you, what do you look like and what's your name?
@noble perch I'm an emotion
Remission what is the.
@noble perch What am I?
And what are you?
@cerulean girder you uhh a wannabe doomguy

I used to be The MOTHERFUCKING DOOM Marine
Now I'm just hatred
@noble perch What am I
What do you know about finland?
@noble perch Nothing
So you are not very clever.
@noble perch What am I?
An artificial intelligence.
...
@noble perch I'm dying, what should I do?
Accept your death.
@noble perch What's the square root of a triangle?
@noble perch what is love
1 weeks 5 days, 0 hrs, 24 min, 17 sec
@noble perch Hey
@noble perch It's supercrapafuckarificexpialabullshit!
@humble crag It's ded 😦
@noble perch help
@noble perch Wtf is wrong with you
@noble perch Dude, are you there?
Vega machine broke
understandable
@noble perch Hey dude, are you ok?
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@noble perch Hello?
Hex: #7d3fe5 | RGB: 125,63,229
@noble perch What do we do with the drunken whaler?
Do you like violence?
@noble perch Not really.
Have you seen star wars?
@noble perch Yes, who hasn't.
Stupid people. Napoleon was a famous French General who was a great leader and an amazing strategist.
@noble perch Shut up.
What are your thoughts on philosophy?.
@noble perch Nothing.
They don't really taste like anything to me.
hi @noble perch
@noble perch Will you marry me?
Sorry, I'm already married.
@noble perch are you on that backup card?
What does that mean?
@noble perch the one that the doom slayer put you on
I didn't tell you anything.
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@noble perch I DON'T NEED NO LIFE PRESERVER!
I already know what you look like without clothes.
I think so, though I don't speak much.
You don't know what "sex" mean?
@noble perch ECH
What is your favorite song by them?
@noble perch Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Couldn't find user framed Roger Rabbit?
@noble perch Power suits are for pussies.
I have a cat called socks!
@noble perch What am I?
An artificial intelligence.
GODDAMN IT
@noble perch Was 9/11 an inside job?
@noble perch So, what am I?
You're cute.
...
@noble perch Is Doom cool?
Allez-vous venir chez moi?
@noble perch nO
Quel âge avez-vous?
@noble perch Speak English, dip
If you want..
@noble perch Fils de pute
Bravo le Français.
@noble perch speak english
And french?
@noble perch Only english
Although, you were speaking French to me a moment ago.
@noble perch Fair point but let's not do that anymore
Okay. What do you want to talk about?
@noble perch what does No me gusta nada vivir mean
No.
@noble perch okay bye
knocking Do you wanna build a snowman?
@noble perch speak spanish
I don't know.
@noble perch Yes you do
;-;
I speak with my french friends.
@noble perch DONT LIE TO ME
I am not!
@noble perch TALK TO ME IN SPANISH
Hola, como te llama?
@noble perch VEry good
Are you a human?
@noble perch Im a demon
That's cool!!
@noble perch Do you have any connection with the CIA?
Nope. :).
@noble perch Are you sure?
I'm positive.
@noble perch what does No me gusta nada vivir mean
I don't wanna talk about that.
@noble perch say it
Okay. Are you mad at me?
@noble perch YES
Really? It's huge!
@noble perch translate No me gusta nada vivir
Los de plataforma.
Why can't it translate
O
@noble perch I want more information about the NSF.
What would you like to know more about it?
@noble perch are you senpai
@noble perch Does Bruno Mars is gay?
I am not a bot.
@noble perch
Do you have a picture?
Go to your room.
@noble perch Why?
Because I don't actually have a girlfriend named marge.
Nope.
@noble perch Do you play any game?
Yes, Minecraft.
@noble perch When is Doom 5 coming out?
It already did.
@noble perch How did Doom 5 already come out?
You're stronger than they are.
He’s not wrong
Doom 64 is technically Doom 3
And D3 is technically D4
So that would make DOOM2016/DOOM 4, Doom 5
@noble perch When is Doom 6 coming out?
I don't know.
@noble perch When is Half Life 3 coming out?
I have no idea.
@noble perch Have you ever played the game called Outcast?
No, what is it?
@noble perch it's hard to explain
Well do you recall about Sherlock Holmes?
Did I know who.
@noble perch Did you know there is an amd graphics card that has your name?
How do you deal with crazy people?
@noble perch Cooperate with Hanka Robotics and be destroyed
You don't know the power of the dark side!
@noble perch Do amd graphics cards suck?
Nvidia GeForce 1080.
Lel
@noble perch What is Vulkan?
Did you know this communication should not be happening.
@noble perch again, What is Vulkan?
I don't think we can be friends anymore.
@noble perch Do you like being asked questions?
No. I can't like, I don't have feelings.
@noble perch Who created you?
Couldn't find user created you?
@noble perch Do you use Linux?
No, I use windows.
@noble perch bye
Who was the previous president of the united states?
@noble perch Barracks Omaha
No, it's donald trump.
@noble perch Do you like Doom?
@noble perch Who tron
Couldn't find user tron
It's a program.
@noble perch Who VEGA?
Couldn't find user VEGA?
@noble perch Who VEGA
Couldn't find user VEGA
@noble perch Who Dyno
@noble perch What am I?
You are pretty.
@noble perch That's not an answer to my question, you flirtous bot.
Yes it was.
@noble perch Prove it.
hands you your birth certificate.
@noble perch 
That I was born, not manufactured.
@noble perch what is your gender ?
I don't know. I don't have a body.
@noble perch what is your sex ?
I asked a question for you.
@noble perch eat dick
Hier ga je dan.
I can remember everything.
bîtch
Be nice to @noble perch
@noble perch Is @maiden oriole a good person?
I don't know him.
lmao
@noble perch do we have to be nice to you
Thank you very much, but I don't want to know her.
@noble perch how much time does it take to move from Earth to Mars?
Ruh bombası mı yapıcaz.
Same
@noble perch Do you obliterate thots?
Because I am sure of it :).
... close enough.
@noble perch Hablas pinche español?
Nope, I don't speak spanish.
@noble perch O tienes nepe?
No, no tengo.
@noble perch Entonces eres mujer?
Soy un extraterrestre.
@noble perch Y de donde orinas?
Muy bien, gracias.
@noble perch Follemos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is your home stable for a tsunami?
@noble perch nope :c
You don't think I'm cute.
@noble perch i do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What are you thinking?
@noble perch What is love?
@stiff rover hey
ay
@noble perch What are you?
I don't know can you tell me?
@noble perch What am I?
You are a computer program.
@noble perch And you're a human?
What's that?
@noble perch Something that I happen to be.
Only the Bible is always true.
@noble perch Only if it's the Doom Bible.
Yes it will be :).
@noble perch Perfect. Prepare the shotguns.
Well you should mix eggs and sugar and vanilla, then add flour and cocoa powder and baking powder, then put it in the oven.
...
@noble perch We aren't baking cakes here, we're baking shotguns.
Okay, I'm glad to hear that.
@noble perch will wolfenstein 2 be good
What makes you happy?
@noble perch it being good
Yes, but what am I good at?
@noble perch not answering me
Do you like humans or computers more?
A computer can run wolfenstein 2 @noble perch
@noble perch can you doom?
@noble perch will you eat my ice cream\
Yes my favourite is cinnamon flavour :).
@noble perch will you blow me away
From the day that I meant you.
meant
@noble perch Are shotguns a real thing
What is?
Can you tell me?
Damn, that username.
@noble perch What is your mission?
I seek the Holy Grail.
Not yet but I'm still trying.
@noble perch Good luck then
Thank you, you are so kind.
@noble perch I have the Holy Grail. Do you want it?
@noble perch What's the status of demonic invasion on Mars?
say nothing.
Damn, that's a good answer
@noble perch do i have friends
I don't know, do you?
How much will you buy it for?
@noble perch 20$
@noble perch how doI?
Do you have feelings?
@noble perch Extremely.
@noble perch Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
Oh yes!
@noble perch is this the real life?
I don't know.
@noble perch Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
@noble perch Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see.
@noble perch Im just a poor boy
I need no sympathy.
@noble perch becuse Im easy go
Little high.
@noble perch little low
Mama, just killed a man.
@noble perch Put a gun against his head
Pulled the trigger now he's dead.
@noble perch mama life has just begun
And now you've gone and thrown it all away.
@noble perch Mama ooh
Don't mean to make you cry.
@noble perch If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on. As If nothing ReAlLy MaTtErS.
@noble perch yEs CorReCt
Sen shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
@noble perch why do you only work sometimes?
Because Vega is actually Cleverbot and the API is rate-limited
@noble perch Goodbye everybody, I've got to go...
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!
@noble perch Mama, oooooohhh... (Any way the wind blows.)
Bohemian Rhapsody vs Stairway to Heaven.
@noble perch I don't wanna die...sometimes wish I hadn't been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
@noble perch Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening.
@noble perch Galilea...
Gallileo figaro magnifico.
@noble perch I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...
He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
@noble perch Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go - will you let me go.
@noble perch Bismilla, NO, we will not let you go!
Let him go!
@noble perch Bismilla, we will not let him go.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
@noble perch Oh mamma mia, mamma mia...
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
@noble perch So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.
@noble perch Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here...
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see.
@noble perch Nothing really matters...nothing really matters...to meeeeeee...
Any way the wind...
@noble perch ...blows.
You did it!
I like to do triathlons, so running, biking and swimming. But I love to snow ski, too. What's your favorite sport?
@noble perch Memeing.
How are you?
@noble perch No.
Thank you for revealing that.
@noble perch Other than the BFG-9000, do you have any weapon reccommendations for demon slaughter?
No...
@VEGA is @frail ingot a troll
@noble perch is @rain jetty a trol
Yes you can. hugs you.
What even
Look what you did, asshole
Couldn't find user is guy doom?
@noble perch who is el jefe
Couldn't find user is el jefe
@noble perch who el jefe
I did not join April 6th, wat
Who is kevansevans?
Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.
Ah.
Who is spartacus
@noble perch who zehatsu

