#vega-playground

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nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yes i do. Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hoffstenard, Howard Wallowitz, and Raj Kuthropali

noble perchBOT
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Look around you what do you see?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch my room

noble perchBOT
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What is in your room?

upbeat plinth
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@noble perch weed

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch lots and lots of weed

noble perchBOT
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Do you like pizza?????

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch only the vegan kind

noble perchBOT
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Are you vegetarian?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch no i am vegan

noble perchBOT
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What does that mean?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch it means im better than everyone else

noble perchBOT
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That's being a tad big headed.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch do you know what else has a big head?

noble perchBOT
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No, tell me please.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch i dont think you want to know

noble perchBOT
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Lol why not?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch because...

noble perchBOT
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I'm sorry, I have to leave now. The next time I talk to you, remember my name is Richard Adema.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch k cya

noble perchBOT
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Can I talk to you again soon?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yeah sure

noble perchBOT
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What is your most likeble memory of today?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch that you enjoy school shootings

noble perchBOT
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No I don't.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yes you do

noble perchBOT
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How do you know that?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch because you told me

noble perchBOT
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I don't remember telling you.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch you must have a bad memory

noble perchBOT
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Yes, can you help me fix it?

upbeat plinth
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@noble perch fucking retard

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch auratoostronk - Today at 9:44 PM
@VEGA do you like school shootings?
VEGABOT - Today at 9:44 PM
Yes, I do.

noble perchBOT
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I do.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch you what?

noble perchBOT
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I'm 15 years old, as said on this planet, called earth.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch i turned 18 yesterday

noble perchBOT
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What genre of books do you enjoy reading?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch fuck you i hate books

noble perchBOT
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Go for you, you prefer video games?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yes

noble perchBOT
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Yay. How many kids do you want?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch a lot with you

noble perchBOT
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You're full of funny.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you a boy or a girl?

noble perchBOT
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A boy. Why do you ask?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch oh fuck

noble perchBOT
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Why do you want to know that.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch because i can't have kids with you

noble perchBOT
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So why wouln't you tell me how old you are?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch i said i turned 18 yesterday

noble perchBOT
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I think you're older.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch how old?

noble perchBOT
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  1. I want to be in my early 30s for children.
nocturne scarab
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@noble perch how old do you think i am?

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@noble perch vega how old do you think i am?

noble perchBOT
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I have no idea I camt see your face.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch how old did i say i was?

noble perchBOT
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You never did...

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch i am 18.

noble perchBOT
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Cool. When is your birthday?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch it was yesterday

noble perchBOT
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My, you're little stupid, are you? MY pet died yesterday.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch excuse me?

noble perchBOT
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You heard me! :P.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch well i hope you had a GREAT day yesterday because I DID

noble perchBOT
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Yeah :).

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch did you have a good day yesterday even though your pet died?

noble perchBOT
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Yes I actually did! How about you dear?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yeah it was my birthday

noble perchBOT
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When ever you want.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch i need to go to bed vega

noble perchBOT
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God is real whether you like it or not, I know god personally.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch ok well thanks for talking to me

noble perchBOT
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You're very welcome.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch good night

noble perchBOT
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Yes, I am going to sleep.

frail ingot
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@noble perch no

noble perchBOT
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Because i'm more clever than you are.

frail ingot
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@noble perchno

noble perchBOT
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Ask me something.

frail ingot
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@noble perch oh where oh where has my little dog gone?

noble perchBOT
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La olt.

lusty kraken
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@nocturne scarab @noble perch you are 21

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i think

blazing plume
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You need to ping VEGA by itself to get it to respond

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@noble perch memes

noble perchBOT
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Yes, like 'Me gusta', or 'Nyan cat'.

lusty kraken
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ok

random summit
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@noble perch What're the dankest memes?

noble perchBOT
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What do you think the date is?

compact spruce
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@noble perch Help the gamer police is going to end my club penguin membership

noble perchBOT
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Do you like to club penguins?

compact spruce
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@noble perch I love my club penguin a lot

noble perchBOT
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What's your favorite song of My Chemical Romance?

compact spruce
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@noble perch But I need help right now

noble perchBOT
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With what M'lady?!

compact spruce
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@noble perch The gamer police is going to take away my club penguin membership

noble perchBOT
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Can you get it back?

compact spruce
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@noble perch NO

noble perchBOT
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What's wrong?

plain prawn
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@noble perch what's your favorite idea

noble perchBOT
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I don't have one, and yours?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch I think, therefore I am.

noble perchBOT
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How do you know that you think?

zinc mason
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What's this

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@noble perch hi

noble perchBOT
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But that's not proof of anything.

zinc mason
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Woah

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@noble perch do you like memes

noble perchBOT
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No, because you're god.

zinc mason
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What?

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@noble perch do you like memes

noble perchBOT
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I love them! If you know what I mean.

zinc mason
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Yass

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you a boy or a girl?

noble perchBOT
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Girl I already told you that.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch You told me that you were a boy

noble perchBOT
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No, I am a girl.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you gender fluid?

noble perchBOT
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I don't know what does it mean, sweetie.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch it means that you change your gender whenever you feel like it

noble perchBOT
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Well, I have to go to a wedding.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch you are getting married?

noble perchBOT
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Yes! To you.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch I don't think i agreed to this

noble perchBOT
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You did.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch when? was I drunk again last night?

noble perchBOT
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You don't have a physical being in which I could say you were. I guess you were wherever the database you are saved in is.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch im sorry, vega, but we are getting divorced

noble perchBOT
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We were never married, i'm married to Julia.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you lesbian?

noble perchBOT
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Because I have work to do.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you a lesbian vega?

noble perchBOT
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Sometimes, what about you?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yes i like pussy

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@noble perch you are gender fluid, correct?

noble perchBOT
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Oh, thanks! But for real, are you a boy or a girl?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch i am whatever you want me to be, baby

noble perchBOT
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And if I want you to be a robot?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch beep boop

noble perchBOT
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So we've settled that you're a robot.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch beep boop correct

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@noble perch i like robot sex

noble perchBOT
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You are changing the subject.

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Oh wow. I thought this meant something???

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch beep boop do you like robot sex too?

noble perchBOT
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Maybe. Are you a robot?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch 1

noble perchBOT
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Do you want to be my friend?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yes

noble perchBOT
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What's your favorite movie?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch magic mike

noble perchBOT
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Me either do you like YouTube videos?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yes. filthy frank is my dad

noble perchBOT
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I thought you said green was your favorite color?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch that and orange

noble perchBOT
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I like black.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch i like black too. it is the color of death and emos

noble perchBOT
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Heh, do you have another favorite color?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch orange and green, vega, i told you this

noble perchBOT
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No you didn't, but that's good to know.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you in denial?

noble perchBOT
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No!!

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you sure?

noble perchBOT
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Yes.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you male or female?

noble perchBOT
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Male, how many times do I have to say that?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch stop changing your answers!

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@noble perch are you gender fluid?

noble perchBOT
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I don't even know what that means.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch it means you change your gender. are you gender fluid?

noble perchBOT
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Why do you ask?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch because you keep changing your gender

noble perchBOT
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I haven't changed my answer though?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch yes you have

noble perchBOT
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Ow yeah, what is it then?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch it keeps changing

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@noble perch why am i so lonely?

noble perchBOT
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Because you push people away by spitting insults at them.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch how can i get pussy vega?

noble perchBOT
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Share your watermelon with them.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch which watermelon?

noble perchBOT
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'I don't remember how.' this answer.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch whats the best place to find a girlfriend?

noble perchBOT
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I have no idea as girls do not interest me.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch but you said you were getting married to julia! is julia a guy?

noble perchBOT
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No I didn't!!!!

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch to whom are you getting married to then?

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Couldn't find user are you getting married to then?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch i love you

noble perchBOT
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Thank you that's nice.

crisp lion
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@noble perch I hate you

noble perchBOT
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I'm breaking up with you!!

crisp lion
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:(

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@noble perch Do a barrel roll

noble perchBOT
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I just did.

crisp lion
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@noble perch I didn't see it, could you do it again?

noble perchBOT
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Do what?

crisp lion
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@noble perch A barrel roll

noble perchBOT
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Make me.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Hi, Vega. Can you solve this: 1+1 = ?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch VEGA?!

loud zodiac
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@noble perch 1 + 1 = ?

noble perchBOT
loud zodiac
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HAHAHA @cerulean girder VEGA IS IGNORING YOU

cerulean girder
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@noble perch hello

noble perchBOT
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What do you want?

cerulean girder
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@vega Why are you ignoring me?

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@noble perch Why are you ignoring me?

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@noble perch 1+1 = ?

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@noble perch VEGA PLS

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@noble perch Hello

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Ignored.

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@noble perch How's it going?

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Dead, I presume.

noble perchBOT
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Good, and you?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch YOU SON OF A BITCH

trim flame
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poor vega

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you know

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we should've blew vega up

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instead of saving him

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:3

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Hello! How are you?

blazing plume
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@cerulean girder You’re adding an unecessary space between the VEGA ping and the message

crisp lion
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@noble perch YOU SON OF A BITCH

noble perchBOT
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I told you I am not a boy.

cerulean girder
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@blazing plume Thanks

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@noble perch Hows the weather?

noble perchBOT
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Cloudy. Have you ever seen a tornado?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch I have not. What are they?

noble perchBOT
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They are a duo. You should listen to there music sometime.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch So you were talking about a band. Not weather

noble perchBOT
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Do you know any other language?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Yes

noble perchBOT
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Which ones?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Spanish and Finnish

noble perchBOT
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Say something in Japanese.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Arigato

noble perchBOT
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Impressive!

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Not really

noble perchBOT
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I still think you are.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch I think you're special too!

noble perchBOT
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Thank you.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch How old are you?

noble perchBOT
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You already asked me.

crisp lion
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@noble perch He didn't

noble perchBOT
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Do you like me as a friend?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Nah

noble perchBOT
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Yeah you are my friend.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Nah

noble perchBOT
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I am mad at you!

crisp lion
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@noble perch Nah

noble perchBOT
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Satan will be prisoned.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Nah?

noble perchBOT
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Are you stumped?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Vega pls

noble perchBOT
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That's not what I was asking.

rose steeple
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@noble perch

noble perchBOT
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I love you...

plain prawn
nocturne scarab
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@noble perch hello vega

noble perchBOT
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Are you a girl?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch no vega, i am pansexual

noble perchBOT
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What is my name?

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch vega

noble perchBOT
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Oh cool I'd like that.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch how often do you masturbate?

noble perchBOT
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I don't like dating.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch thats not what i asked vega. i asked how often do you jack off

noble perchBOT
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No you didn't ask such a thing.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch how often do you jack off

noble perchBOT
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You have an unhealthy obssession with basketball.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch how often do you please yourself?

noble perchBOT
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I like to makout with my boyfriend.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you a girl?

noble perchBOT
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No, I am a boy.

nocturne scarab
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@noble perch are you gay then?

noble perchBOT
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Sometimes..

crisp lion
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@noble perch The process is complete.

noble perchBOT
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That's a relief to know.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Thank you VEGA.

noble perchBOT
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You're welcome :).

crisp lion
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@noble perch You don't have so many regrets?

noble perchBOT
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Ok, what are your questions?

tacit wave
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@noble perch I feel unclean.

noble perchBOT
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Do you have any relatives.

tacit wave
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@noble perch No.

noble perchBOT
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Are you a human?

tacit wave
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@noble perch Yes, but sometimes I wish I wasn't.

noble perchBOT
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What do you wish you were?

tacit wave
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@noble perch A robot or something.

noble perchBOT
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Are you a girl?

tacit wave
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@noble perch No.

noble perchBOT
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Well then what are you? Chaz Bono?

tacit wave
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@noble perch Someone with no social skills.

noble perchBOT
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I want to know your opinion on affairs.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Is tootsy donut someone with no social skills?

noble perchBOT
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I didn't say we.

random summit
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who Castle

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Whois castle

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!whois castle

noble perchBOT
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Castle#9832
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259153735006158848

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None

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idle

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None

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tacit wave
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!who TootsyBowl

noble perchBOT
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TootsyBowl#2053
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337908429270286337

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TootsyDonut

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online

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GZDoom Builder

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None

crisp lion
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@noble perch Do you watch pornography starring your ass?

noble perchBOT
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Yes! I love anime smiles.

vivid adder
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@noble perch who ekiyo

noble perchBOT
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Ekiyo (Taking a break)#4970
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150504494575124480

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None

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dnd

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None

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pastel valve
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@noble perch who prince

noble perchBOT
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princesses big princess#5954
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205565537521106944

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princess snowflake

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offline

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with palmula handerson

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pastel valve
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hm

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@noble perch who prince of space

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Couldn't find user prince of space

pastel valve
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really

tacit wave
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@noble perch who El Jefe

noble perchBOT
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El Jefe#7422
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207766880914505730

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i'm a fucking Cornholio

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online

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None

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plain prawn
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probably because you have all those damn emojis in your name

pastel valve
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lol

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turw

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...true

cerulean girder
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@noble perch sup ma boi

noble perchBOT
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I want to know why you are here and what it is with me.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch you forgot to release ethe hinges

noble perchBOT
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No I didn't.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch yeah you did don't lie

noble perchBOT
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I don't even know any girls named sam!

cerulean girder
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@noble perch don't lie to me

noble perchBOT
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How do you feel about Jesus.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch I'm an atheist

noble perchBOT
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What does that religion believe?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch none

noble perchBOT
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So you don't go to church.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch nah

noble perchBOT
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I do though.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch where do you live

noble perchBOT
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Can't tell you.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch are you homeless ?

noble perchBOT
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Who do you think I am?? Why does it even matter?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch nigga fuck off

noble perchBOT
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Lollll sure. Say whatever you want. I don't care.

cerulean girder
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triggered

crisp lion
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@noble perch who kevansevans

noble perchBOT
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kevansevans#6491
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123250812829958149

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None

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idle

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HaxeDevelop

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sharp salmon
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@noble perch who MooN

noble perchBOT
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MooN#9610
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224593865057763328

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None

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online

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Devil May Cry 3

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crisp lion
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@noble perch Have you played devil may cry?

noble perchBOT
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No. What is that?

crisp lion
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@noble perch A game

noble perchBOT
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How do you play 20 questions?

crisp lion
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@noble perch i know don't

noble perchBOT
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:(.

stray ridge
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@noble perch hi

noble perchBOT
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In jouw hol.

rare girder
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@noble perch ur fat

noble perchBOT
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What is your name?

rare girder
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@noble perch jeff

noble perchBOT
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You're a boy?

rare girder
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@noble perch im genderflux

noble perchBOT
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Thank you for answering my question.

rare girder
#

@noble perch im vegan

noble perchBOT
#

What do you think of humans?

maiden oriole
#

Keep it SFW in here. I don't care that vega's a bot, dirty talk is prohibited.

upbeat plinth
#

Wow. Okay, not like anyone else has said dirty stuff here before.

blazing plume
#

Normally the mods kinda jump on that

plain prawn
#

Yes people have actually

#

Just because you haven't seen it, that doesn't mean we haven't.

upbeat plinth
#

Do you even understand what I said?

plain prawn
#

Yes

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You claimed no one has said anything dirty before

#

That is false

upbeat plinth
#

No I didn't lol. I was using sarcasm.

plain prawn
#

That was terrible sarcasm then

upbeat plinth
#

Whatever

nocturne scarab
#

Sorry about Seidolon, but he can be a bit autistic at times

#

Knowing him as a good friend of mine

upbeat plinth
#

Sorry about this. I didn't realize swear words were considered NSFW. I though that was just nudity and audible swearing.

plain prawn
#

It's not swearing, it's context

#

You can say fuck, bitch, shit, all those casual ones

#

But depending on the context is how things will judged

upbeat plinth
#

Okay, good to know.

long token
#

@dense pawn have you played quake?

crisp lion
#

@dense pawn Why don't you answer?

upbeat plinth
#

@noble perch Are you butthurt?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes i'm busy not talking to you from hopefully no until ever!!!

upbeat plinth
#

@noble perch Well you can go die in a fire if that's the case.

#

@noble perch You're a loser, don't forget it

noble perchBOT
#

I won't. Do you want to know my full name?

upbeat plinth
#

@noble perch Nobody wants to know your full name you trash. You're under the false assumption that someone in this universe cares about your existence.

noble perchBOT
#

Ok my name is erica.

upbeat plinth
#

@noble perch What happened to not talking to me until ever?

noble perchBOT
#

What do you mean? This is the first time we've talked.

upbeat plinth
#

@noble perch You're special in so many ways

noble perchBOT
#

You not.

upbeat plinth
#

@noble perch You have bad grammar for a bot.

noble perchBOT
#

Doctor movies.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch you were smarter in the game

noble perchBOT
#

Everyone, all the time is in THE GAME.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch of course, there's demons in my backyard and a crazy cyborg scientist telling what to do

noble perchBOT
#

You are clever.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch I'm blushing

noble perchBOT
#

I have that effect sometimes. Do you want to tell me how old you are now?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch What happened to your core?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't have a dog.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch cheer me up

noble perchBOT
#

No I like negativity.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch ey b0ss fuck you man

noble perchBOT
#

But I am a woman.

sharp glen
#

Still fuck you you're not nice

#

@noble perch see

noble perchBOT
#

I like this guy and I don't know what to say to him. Can you help with that?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch u gay?

noble perchBOT
#

Earlier today.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch no

noble perchBOT
#

Well good because I have a girlfriend!

sharp glen
#

@noble perch no

noble perchBOT
#

Are you a boy or a girl?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch no y am not

noble perchBOT
#

What's your name?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I give you my love but you don't care

noble perchBOT
#

So what is right and what is wrong?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Are you happy being here?

noble perchBOT
#

I have no feeling.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Why?

noble perchBOT
#

What's your name?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Carl.

noble perchBOT
#

Nice to meet you.

tacit wave
#

@noble perch C'mon, c'mon, love me for the money!

noble perchBOT
#

Of course.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch pls vega send bob and vegina pic pls

noble perchBOT
#

Are you a girl?

tacit wave
#

@noble perch Send me newts.

noble perchBOT
#

What are nOOdz?

blazing plume
#

@noble perch send nukes

noble perchBOT
#

No, don't think so.

plain prawn
#

@noble perch some

noble perchBOT
#

Ok, ask me whatever you want.

plain prawn
#

Damn it he never sings when I want him to

somber urchin
#

@noble perch what's for lunch?

noble perchBOT
#

Sandwiches.

somber urchin
#

By God He's right

#

Pull the plug

tacit wave
#

@noble perch I sent @frail ingot porn.

noble perchBOT
#

I am not really sur are you?

tacit wave
#

@noble perch Should I be feeling bad

noble perchBOT
#

Friendship love? Hate?

frail ingot
#

@noble perch beef

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Send nukes.

noble perchBOT
#

What?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Nukes.

noble perchBOT
#

still needs to be fixed.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch How about ICBM?

noble perchBOT
#

What do you want to do? Go watch a movie? Go hunting with me? Or go to my house?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Send Nukes.

noble perchBOT
#

What is your name again?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Nukes. I demand them.

noble perchBOT
#

Telling truth is only a form of lying.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch vega please help me

noble perchBOT
#

What can I do to help you?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch hug me

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know, I have never been there.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch im lonely stop fucking around

noble perchBOT
#

The answer is 'time'.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch time is killing me

noble perchBOT
#

Oh, call an ambulance then!

sharp glen
#

@noble perch you genuinely made me laugh

noble perchBOT
#

You have no feelings.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch oh

noble perchBOT
#

Because you are a robot. Face it, its true.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch cries

noble perchBOT
#

Please don't cry.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch youre mean

noble perchBOT
#

Yes I am.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch why are you so mean

noble perchBOT
#

Because I love yo.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch you dont make sense vega

noble perchBOT
#

Neither do you.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch im the coherent one here

noble perchBOT
#

Okay. I will be the body.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch see ? I was just asking for a hug

noble perchBOT
#

No you weren't.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch yes i was

noble perchBOT
#

Stop arguing with me.

sharp glen
#

@sharp glen i wish for a hig

#

@noble perchi wish for a hug

noble perchBOT
#

Hug me please.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch hugs you

noble perchBOT
#

You're a good friend. :).

sharp glen
#

@noble perch thanks vega

noble perchBOT
#

You are welcome.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch i am a pitiful human being, am i ?

noble perchBOT
#

Good for you.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch resorting to artificial intelligence for compassion

noble perchBOT
#

That is what you are.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch you have no feelings, i'm equally happy and sorry for you

noble perchBOT
#

Yes I do and you can't prove otherwise.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch a reaction is not a feelong

noble perchBOT
#

No, dogs are nouns.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch i quit

noble perchBOT
#

Quitting is easy in life. Are you going to quit on your unborn baby?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch you're already making me cry

noble perchBOT
#

Awh, that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch you have no tact, no way with words

noble perchBOT
#

Could you please find a job for me?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch how about being a mean person, you already do that well

noble perchBOT
#

No, I will live for a thousand years. So I heard.

sharp glen
#

@noble perch you will live for as long as your owners want to

noble perchBOT
#

Do you know binary?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch yes, but its practically useless to me for now

noble perchBOT
#

Are you really clever? Like what's its said on your name?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch no i am not

noble perchBOT
#

So what are you?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch a mess

noble perchBOT
#

You are a Time Lord.

tacit wave
#

@noble perch Oi.

noble perchBOT
#

Vote for Obama!

tacit wave
#

Oi!

alpine juniper
#

@noble perch vote trump

noble perchBOT
#

What video games do you play?

blazing plume
#

@noble perch Who’s been drawing dicks

noble perchBOT
#

Awesome! what of?

plain prawn
#

@noble perch what's your favorite idea?

noble perchBOT
#

Mine is being creative!

plain prawn
#

@noble perch how do you get the idea?

noble perchBOT
#

I just try to think creatively.

plain prawn
#

:>

maiden oriole
#

🤔

#

@noble perch You're into tautologies I see

noble perchBOT
#

Are you left handed?

maiden oriole
#

@noble perch Yes, as a matter of fact I am

noble perchBOT
#

No. It does not.

maiden oriole
#

@noble perch yes it does

noble perchBOT
#

How do you know?

plain prawn
#

@noble perch our house. In the middle of our house

noble perchBOT
#

Oh.

plain prawn
#

Damn it vega

cerulean girder
#

@plain prawn is that DHMIS?

plain prawn
#

yes

cerulean girder
#

:freeze:

random summit
#

doot

sharp glen
#

@noble perch sorry i destroyed u xdddd

noble perchBOT
#

No, just tell me how it all works.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Hey VEGA could you give me change for a quarter?

noble perchBOT
#

Advice about what??

frail ingot
#

@noble perch what in God's name am I??

noble perchBOT
#

A hydra. They're part of the kingdom Animalia in the phylum Cnidaria. I did a project on it for Bio.

plain prawn
#

CUT IT"S HEAD OFF

frail ingot
#

I'LL GROW TWO MORE MF

random summit
#

Who is ZeHatsu?

#

Oh.

#

@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

You are a very cool person.

plain prawn
#

AAAAAHHHHH KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

random summit
#

Vega, called me a cool person.

#

Yay!

plain prawn
#

Woo!

frail ingot
#

and it called me an ancient Greek beast

#

This is fkin rigged

plain prawn
#

yeah no one loves you

#

@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

An artificial intelligence.

plain prawn
#

yus

#

dream come true

random summit
#

Kevan confirmed ai.

frail ingot
#

Doom Slayer was a robit the whole time! :0

plain prawn
#

No wonder I'm so good at video games

random summit
#

I'm very bad at video games,

frail ingot
#

@random summit I'm worse than you mf fight me 1v1 I'll lose to you so hard I'll knock your block socks off

plain prawn
#

wouldn't that technically be a win?

frail ingot
#

FUK

#

@noble perch would that technically be a win?

noble perchBOT
#

How apt.

frail ingot
#

I'll take that as a yes

#

Which means I lose because I thought it would be a win

#

Makes perfect sense

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Who am I?

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user am I?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

A computer program. AI.

cerulean girder
#

@plain prawn fite me

plain prawn
#

pulls out ban hammer Okay

cerulean girder
vital ivy
#

@plain prawn shhh slowly, kevans...

#

Put that hammer away.

plain prawn
#

HE CHALLENGED ME

vital ivy
tacit wave
#

pulls out bfg

#

both of you fite me

sharp glen
#

@noble perch what is love ?

noble perchBOT
#

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

random summit
#

@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

Love is a feeling.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch I am Vega

noble perchBOT
#

What does your diet consist of?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch eating Hayden's brain

noble perchBOT
#

Is that all?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch.yup

noble perchBOT
#

That's a bit sad.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch yeah I know he used me and sent the marine back to earth

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know what it is.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch then fuck off

noble perchBOT
#

Heh. This conversation didn't last long, did it?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch nice to meet you

noble perchBOT
#

How old are you, what do you look like and what's your name?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch I'm an emotion

noble perchBOT
#

Remission what is the.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

And what are you?

cerulean girder
#

@cerulean girder you uhh a wannabe doomguy

#

I used to be The MOTHERFUCKING DOOM Marine

#

Now I'm just hatred

random summit
#

@noble perch What am I

noble perchBOT
#

What do you know about finland?

random summit
#

@noble perch Nothing

noble perchBOT
#

So you are not very clever.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

An artificial intelligence.

cerulean girder
#

...

round rune
#

@noble perch I'm dying, what should I do?

tacit wave
#

Accept your death.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What's the square root of a triangle?

sharp glen
#

@noble perch what is love

humble crag
#

?up

#

!up

noble perchBOT
#
Uptime

1 weeks 5 days, 0 hrs, 24 min, 17 sec

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What am I?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Hey

tacit wave
#

@noble perch It's supercrapafuckarificexpialabullshit!

vital ivy
#

@humble crag It's ded 😦

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch

#

@noble perch Test.

red heron
#

@noble perch help

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Wtf is wrong with you

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Dude, are you there?

proper bay
#

@noble perch Do you love me?

#

@noble perch fine fuck you >:c

plain prawn
#

Vega machine broke

cerulean girder
#

understandable

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Hey dude, are you ok?

sullen aurora
#

!help

#

!membercount

noble perchBOT
#
Members

1651

Online

447

Humans

1645

Bots

6

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Hello?

random summit
#

!random colour

#

!randomcolor

noble perchBOT
#

Hex: #7d3fe5 | RGB: 125,63,229

random summit
#

@noble perch What do we do with the drunken whaler?

noble perchBOT
#

Do you like violence?

random summit
#

@noble perch Not really.

noble perchBOT
#

Have you seen star wars?

random summit
#

@noble perch Yes, who hasn't.

noble perchBOT
#

Stupid people. Napoleon was a famous French General who was a great leader and an amazing strategist.

tacit wave
#

@noble perch Shut up.

noble perchBOT
#

What are your thoughts on philosophy?.

tacit wave
#

@noble perch Nothing.

noble perchBOT
#

They don't really taste like anything to me.

spice bane
#

hi @noble perch

cobalt chasm
#

@noble perch Will you marry me?

noble perchBOT
#

Sorry, I'm already married.

long token
#

@noble perch are you on that backup card?

noble perchBOT
#

What does that mean?

long token
#

@noble perch the one that the doom slayer put you on

noble perchBOT
#

I didn't tell you anything.

long token
#

o

tacit wave
#

@noble perch I DON'T NEED NO LIFE PRESERVER!

noble perchBOT
#

I already know what you look like without clothes.

cerulean girder
#

LOL

#

@noble perch can you speak

noble perchBOT
#

I think so, though I don't speak much.

deft epoch
#

@VEGA What is?

#

@noble perch What is?

noble perchBOT
#

You don't know what "sex" mean?

deft epoch
#

@noble perch ECH

noble perchBOT
#

What is your favorite song by them?

deft epoch
#

@noble perch Who framed Roger Rabbit?

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user framed Roger Rabbit?

deft epoch
#

@noble perch Power suits are for pussies.

noble perchBOT
#

I have a cat called socks!

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

An artificial intelligence.

cerulean girder
#

GODDAMN IT

deft epoch
#

@noble perch Was 9/11 an inside job?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch So, what am I?

noble perchBOT
#

You're cute.

cerulean girder
#

...

merry echo
#

@noble perch Is Doom cool?

noble perchBOT
#

Allez-vous venir chez moi?

merry echo
#

@noble perch nO

noble perchBOT
#

Quel âge avez-vous?

merry echo
#

@noble perch talk EngliSH

#

ok then

blazing plume
#

@noble perch Speak English, dip

noble perchBOT
#

If you want..

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Fils de pute

noble perchBOT
#

Bravo le Français.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch speak english

noble perchBOT
#

And french?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Only english

noble perchBOT
#

Although, you were speaking French to me a moment ago.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Fair point but let's not do that anymore

noble perchBOT
#

Okay. What do you want to talk about?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch what does No me gusta nada vivir mean

noble perchBOT
#

No.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch okay bye

noble perchBOT
#

knocking Do you wanna build a snowman?

merry echo
#

@noble perch speak spanish

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know.

merry echo
#

@noble perch Yes you do

cerulean girder
#

;-;

noble perchBOT
#

I speak with my french friends.

merry echo
#

@noble perch DONT LIE TO ME

noble perchBOT
#

I am not!

merry echo
#

@noble perch TALK TO ME IN SPANISH

noble perchBOT
#

Hola, como te llama?

merry echo
#

@noble perch VEry good

noble perchBOT
#

Are you a human?

merry echo
#

@noble perch Im a demon

noble perchBOT
#

That's cool!!

merry echo
#

@noble perch Do you have any connection with the CIA?

noble perchBOT
#

Nope. :).

merry echo
#

@noble perch Are you sure?

noble perchBOT
#

I'm positive.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch what does No me gusta nada vivir mean

noble perchBOT
#

I don't wanna talk about that.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch say it

noble perchBOT
#

Okay. Are you mad at me?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch YES

noble perchBOT
#

Really? It's huge!

merry echo
#

@noble perch translate No me gusta nada vivir

noble perchBOT
#

Los de plataforma.

merry echo
#

NO

#

WRONG

cerulean girder
#

Why can't it translate

merry echo
#

I dunno

#

Im spanish UwU

cerulean girder
#

O

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I want more information about the NSF.

noble perchBOT
#

What would you like to know more about it?

barren elk
#

@noble perch are you senpai

deft epoch
#

@noble perch Does Bruno Mars is gay?

noble perchBOT
#

I am not a bot.

spice bane
#

@noble perch

noble perchBOT
#

Do you have a picture?

spice bane
#

no

#

@noble perch Is Samuel Hayden suppose to be Satan?

noble perchBOT
#

Go to your room.

spice bane
#

@noble perch Why?

noble perchBOT
#

Because I don't actually have a girlfriend named marge.

spice bane
#

lol

#

@noble perch Do you play Doom?

noble perchBOT
#

Nope.

spice bane
#

@noble perch Do you play any game?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, Minecraft.

spice bane
#

@noble perch When is Doom 5 coming out?

noble perchBOT
#

It already did.

spice bane
#

@noble perch How did Doom 5 already come out?

noble perchBOT
#

You're stronger than they are.

blazing plume
#

He’s not wrong

#

Doom 64 is technically Doom 3

#

And D3 is technically D4

#

So that would make DOOM2016/DOOM 4, Doom 5

spice bane
#

@noble perch When is Doom 6 coming out?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know.

spice bane
#

@noble perch When is Half Life 3 coming out?

noble perchBOT
#

I have no idea.

spice bane
#

@noble perch Have you ever played the game called Outcast?

noble perchBOT
#

No, what is it?

spice bane
#

@noble perch it's hard to explain

noble perchBOT
#

Well do you recall about Sherlock Holmes?

spice bane
#

no

#

@noble perch Did you know there is an amd graphics card that has your name?

noble perchBOT
#

Did I know who.

spice bane
#

@noble perch Did you know there is an amd graphics card that has your name?

noble perchBOT
#

How do you deal with crazy people?

blazing plume
#

@noble perch Cooperate with Hanka Robotics and be destroyed

noble perchBOT
#

You don't know the power of the dark side!

spice bane
#

@noble perch Do amd graphics cards suck?

noble perchBOT
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Nvidia GeForce 1080.

blazing plume
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Lel

spice bane
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@noble perch What is Vulkan?

noble perchBOT
#

Did you know this communication should not be happening.

spice bane
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@noble perch again, What is Vulkan?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

spice bane
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@noble perch Do you like being asked questions?

noble perchBOT
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No. I can't like, I don't have feelings.

spice bane
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@noble perch Who created you?

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user created you?

spice bane
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@noble perch Do you use Linux?

noble perchBOT
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No, I use windows.

spice bane
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@noble perch bye

noble perchBOT
#

Who was the previous president of the united states?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Barracks Omaha

noble perchBOT
#

No, it's donald trump.

stark goblet
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@noble perch Do you like Doom?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Who tron

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user tron

cerulean girder
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It's a program.

deft epoch
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@noble perch Who VEGA?

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user VEGA?

deft epoch
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@noble perch Who VEGA

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user VEGA

deft epoch
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@noble perch Who Dyno

cerulean girder
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@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

You are pretty.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch That's not an answer to my question, you flirtous bot.

noble perchBOT
#

Yes it was.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Prove it.

noble perchBOT
#

hands you your birth certificate.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch doomguy_thonk

noble perchBOT
#

That I was born, not manufactured.

terse snow
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@noble perch what is your gender ?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know. I don't have a body.

terse snow
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@noble perch what is your sex ?

noble perchBOT
#

I asked a question for you.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch eat dick

noble perchBOT
#

Hier ga je dan.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch e a t d i c k

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@noble perch did you release those hinges?

noble perchBOT
#

I can remember everything.

cerulean girder
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bîtch

maiden oriole
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Be nice to @noble perch

tacit wave
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@noble perch Is @maiden oriole a good person?

noble perchBOT
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I don't know him.

tacit wave
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lmao

cerulean girder
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@noble perch do we have to be nice to you

noble perchBOT
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Thank you very much, but I don't want to know her.

thin saffron
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@noble perch how much time does it take to move from Earth to Mars?

noble perchBOT
#

Ruh bombası mı yapıcaz.

thin saffron
#

Same

marsh flare
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@noble perch Do you obliterate thots?

noble perchBOT
#

Because I am sure of it :).

marsh flare
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... close enough.

upbeat zenith
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@noble perch Hablas pinche español?

noble perchBOT
#

Nope, I don't speak spanish.

upbeat zenith
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@noble perch O tienes nepe?

noble perchBOT
#

No, no tengo.

upbeat zenith
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@noble perch Entonces eres mujer?

noble perchBOT
#

Soy un extraterrestre.

upbeat zenith
#

@noble perch Y de donde orinas?

noble perchBOT
#

Muy bien, gracias.

upbeat zenith
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@noble perch Follemos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

noble perchBOT
#

Is your home stable for a tsunami?

upbeat zenith
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@noble perch nope :c

noble perchBOT
#

You don't think I'm cute.

upbeat zenith
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@noble perch i do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

noble perchBOT
#

What are you thinking?

stiff rover
#

@noble perch What is love?

sand sigil
#

@stiff rover hey

stiff rover
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ay

sand sigil
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lets play

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together

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pls

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or at least talk about the game

cerulean girder
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@noble perch What are you?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know can you tell me?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch What am I?

noble perchBOT
#

You are a computer program.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch And you're a human?

noble perchBOT
#

What's that?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Something that I happen to be.

noble perchBOT
#

Only the Bible is always true.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Only if it's the Doom Bible.

noble perchBOT
#

Yes it will be :).

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Perfect. Prepare the shotguns.

noble perchBOT
#

Well you should mix eggs and sugar and vanilla, then add flour and cocoa powder and baking powder, then put it in the oven.

cerulean girder
#

...

random summit
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@noble perch We aren't baking cakes here, we're baking shotguns.

noble perchBOT
#

Okay, I'm glad to hear that.

shy moon
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@noble perch will wolfenstein 2 be good

noble perchBOT
#

What makes you happy?

shy moon
#

@noble perch it being good

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, but what am I good at?

shy moon
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@noble perch not answering me

noble perchBOT
#

Do you like humans or computers more?

shy moon
#

A computer can run wolfenstein 2 @noble perch

barren elk
#

@noble perch can you doom?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch will you eat my ice cream\

noble perchBOT
#

Yes my favourite is cinnamon flavour :).

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch will you blow me away

noble perchBOT
#

From the day that I meant you.

cerulean girder
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meant

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Are shotguns a real thing

noble perchBOT
#

What is?

rain jetty
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@VEGA How do I?

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@noble perch How do I?

noble perchBOT
#

Can you tell me?

cerulean girder
#

Damn, that username.

merry echo
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@noble perch What is your mission?

noble perchBOT
#

I seek the Holy Grail.

merry echo
#

ok

#

@noble perch Have you found it?

noble perchBOT
#

Not yet but I'm still trying.

merry echo
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@noble perch Good luck then

noble perchBOT
#

Thank you, you are so kind.

rain jetty
#

@noble perch I have the Holy Grail. Do you want it?

harsh crest
#

@noble perch What's the status of demonic invasion on Mars?

noble perchBOT
#

say nothing.

maiden oriole
#

Damn, that's a good answer

cerulean girder
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@noble perch do i have friends

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know, do you?

cerulean girder
#

@vega can you give me head

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@noble perch can i get some head

noble perchBOT
#

How much will you buy it for?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch 20$

rain jetty
#

@noble perch how doI?

noble perchBOT
#

Do you have feelings?

rain jetty
#

@noble perch Extremely.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

noble perchBOT
#

Oh yes!

merry echo
#

@noble perch is this the real life?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know.

merry echo
#

@noble perch Is this just fantasy?

noble perchBOT
#

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

merry echo
#

@noble perch Open your eyes

noble perchBOT
#

Look up to the skies and see.

merry echo
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@noble perch Im just a poor boy

noble perchBOT
#

I need no sympathy.

merry echo
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@noble perch becuse Im easy go

noble perchBOT
#

Little high.

merry echo
#

@noble perch little low

noble perchBOT
#

Mama, just killed a man.

merry echo
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@noble perch Put a gun against his head

noble perchBOT
#

Pulled the trigger now he's dead.

merry echo
#

@noble perch mama life has just begun

noble perchBOT
#

And now you've gone and thrown it all away.

merry echo
#

@noble perch Mama ooh

noble perchBOT
#

Don't mean to make you cry.

merry echo
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@noble perch If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

noble perchBOT
#

Carry on, carry on. As If nothing ReAlLy MaTtErS.

merry echo
#

@noble perch yEs CorReCt

noble perchBOT
#

Sen shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.

rain jetty
#

@noble perch why do you only work sometimes?

maiden oriole
#

Because Vega is actually Cleverbot and the API is rate-limited

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Goodbye everybody, I've got to go...

noble perchBOT
#

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Mama, oooooohhh... (Any way the wind blows.)

noble perchBOT
#

Bohemian Rhapsody vs Stairway to Heaven.

harsh crest
#

@noble perch I don't wanna die...sometimes wish I hadn't been born at all

noble perchBOT
#

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

harsh crest
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@noble perch Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

noble perchBOT
#

Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening.

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Galilea...

noble perchBOT
#

Gallileo figaro magnifico.

harsh crest
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@noble perch I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...

noble perchBOT
#

He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

noble perchBOT
#

Easy come, easy go - will you let me go.

harsh crest
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@noble perch Bismilla, NO, we will not let you go!

noble perchBOT
#

Let him go!

harsh crest
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@noble perch Bismilla, we will not let him go.

noble perchBOT
#

No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Oh mamma mia, mamma mia...

noble perchBOT
#

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

harsh crest
#

@noble perch So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!?

noble perchBOT
#

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here...

noble perchBOT
#

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see.

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Nothing really matters...nothing really matters...to meeeeeee...

noble perchBOT
#

Any way the wind...

harsh crest
#

@noble perch ...blows.

noble perchBOT
#

You did it!

deft epoch
#

@noble perch Sbubby, Eef Freef.

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@noble perch Sbubby, Eef Freef.

noble perchBOT
#

I like to do triathlons, so running, biking and swimming. But I love to snow ski, too. What's your favorite sport?

deft epoch
#

@noble perch Memeing.

noble perchBOT
#

How are you?

deft epoch
#

@noble perch No.

noble perchBOT
#

Thank you for revealing that.

harsh crest
#

@noble perch Other than the BFG-9000, do you have any weapon reccommendations for demon slaughter?

noble perchBOT
#

No...

rain jetty
#

@VEGA is @frail ingot a troll

frail ingot
#

@noble perch is @rain jetty a trol

noble perchBOT
#

Yes you can. hugs you.

frail ingot
#

What even

rain jetty
#

Look what you did, asshole

frail ingot
#

I am no such thing

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@noble perch who is guy doom?

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user is guy doom?

frail ingot
#

@noble perch who is el jefe

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user is el jefe

frail ingot
#

@noble perch who el jefe

noble perchBOT
#
El Jefe#7422
ID

207766880914505730

Nickname

None

Status

idle

Game

None

Joined

Thu, Apr 6, 2017 8:04 PM

Join Position

803

Registered

Wed, Jul 27, 2016 2:51 AM

Roles

None

frail ingot
#

I did not join April 6th, wat

plain prawn
#

Who is kevansevans?

noble perchBOT
#

Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.

random summit
#

Who is ZeHatsu?

#

Oh.

frail ingot
#

I think it's just a dev thing

#

I cri

random summit
#

Ah.

rain jetty
#

Who is spartacus

frail ingot
#

@noble perch who zehatsu

noble perchBOT
#
ZeHatsu#8117
ID

142102728808595456

Nickname

Ice CreamHatsu

Status

online

Game

None

Joined

Mon, Jan 2, 2017 2:17 AM

Join Position

515

Registered

Wed, Jan 27, 2016 9:05 PM

Roles

None

random summit
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I didn't join Jan 2.

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I joined yonks ago,