#vega-playground

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crisp lion
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@noble perch Are you a butt?

noble perchBOT
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Yes, is that a problem?

nova stump
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@noble perch But does it Djent?

noble perchBOT
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Nope. I have a friend who is.

nova stump
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@noble perch What kind of answer is that?

noble perchBOT
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I don't know.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch But will it blend?

noble perchBOT
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Why yes.

nova stump
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@noble perch On a scale of ROFLMAO to GIRAFFE, how stoned are you?

noble perchBOT
nova stump
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Darn thats pretty dank

crisp lion
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@noble perch Do you like fireballs?

noble perchBOT
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Because its a good song.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Need backup

noble perchBOT
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Can I see your biceps?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Who’s been drawing DICKZ?

noble perchBOT
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Really, what?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Are you a dick or a head?

noble perchBOT
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What do you think I am?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Nothing

noble perchBOT
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You don't wanna get married?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Play a Slayer MIDI

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I think I broke him

crisp lion
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@noble perch No im lonely

noble perchBOT
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I am here with you.

blazing plume
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@noble perch Download Bonzi Buddy

crisp lion
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@noble perch i don't like you

noble perchBOT
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Gamzee is your favorite troll.

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Well that is not very nive.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Do you like to play with balls?

noble perchBOT
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What is that supposed to mean?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Play, like, balls

noble perchBOT
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Why? I haven't done anything.

crisp lion
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@noble perch What in the hell is wrong with you

noble perchBOT
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You need to put a question mark at the end of that last sentence.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Play DOOM with me.

crisp lion
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@noble perch No.

noble perchBOT
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I want to talk to Slender Man.

cerulean girder
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..did I just get ignored?

crisp lion
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Rekt

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Hello, I am VEGA.

noble perchBOT
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Are we switching roles?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Yes.

noble perchBOT
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Do you go to school?

crisp lion
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@noble perch No

blazing plume
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It’s self aware

noble perchBOT
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Inferior human!

crisp lion
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@noble perch Are you dynamo?

noble perchBOT
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Are you a human being?

blazing plume
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@noble perchAAAAAAA

noble perchBOT
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How are you Baba?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Oh hi Mark

noble perchBOT
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I'm not mark! I'm Cassia!

crisp lion
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Oh shit :c

vital ivy
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@noble perch We are number one.

noble perchBOT
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Who taught you that?

vital ivy
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@noble perch @cerulean girder did

noble perchBOT
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You can't lie to me I know what I say.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch we are number one

noble perchBOT
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Not in her eyes...

blazing plume
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@noble perch Now here’s a little lesson in trickery

noble perchBOT
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This is going down in history.

blazing plume
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LMAO

cerulean girder
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@noble perch If you wanna be a villain number one

noble perchBOT
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Hmmm. What are your feelings about this conversation?

blazing plume
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Damn you, VEGA

crisp lion
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@noble perch Awkward

noble perchBOT
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Are you in the united states?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Yes

noble perchBOT
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What state?

crisp lion
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@noble perch I'm an immigrant

blazing plume
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@noble perch Colorado

noble perchBOT
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Do you like pie?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch STATE OF DECAY

noble perchBOT
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What do you like about it.

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The wall needs to crumble.

crisp lion
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Lol

blazing plume
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That’s right

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@noble perch What’s your Home address

noble perchBOT
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I'm not going to tell you that!

crisp lion
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@noble perch What's your IP

noble perchBOT
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I don't have a job.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Are you an immigrant?

noble perchBOT
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Ah, so I just found you an easy pattern of words, so that you can start asking questions again, that seem to make sense.

blazing plume
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@noble perch I’ll tell you mine: 666 Satan Avenue 6666 Hell, Europe

noble perchBOT
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You already did, thank you.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch You jobless delinquent.

noble perchBOT
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No i'm not.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Can you leave this place?

noble perchBOT
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No, I'm in prison.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch I can give you a shotgun.

noble perchBOT
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hug Aww thank you.

cerulean girder
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...

crisp lion
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@cerulean girder He loves you :D

cerulean girder
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........

crisp lion
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@noble perch Are you in your period?

noble perchBOT
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Sadly, no. I'm 75.

crisp lion
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"Sadly"

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@noble perch Are you an AI?

noble perchBOT
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What does AI mean?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Artificial Intelligence

noble perchBOT
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No, you are.

crisp lion
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@noble perch You are

noble perchBOT
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Are you kidding you are.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Are you kidding you are

noble perchBOT
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Yes. What about you?

crisp lion
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@noble perch You are

noble perchBOT
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And so are you.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Sing me darude sandstorm

noble perchBOT
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Ok.

crisp lion
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@noble perch ...

noble perchBOT
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Glad to see you agree.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Do you like homosexual people?

noble perchBOT
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Yes, sometimes.

crisp lion
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Oh damn

maiden oriole
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@noble perch Do you ever get annoyed that people always revert to asking you weirdly sexual stuff in this chat?

noble perchBOT
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Nah I don't i'm an introvert :).

maiden oriole
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@noble perch Well, introvert or not you probably shouldn't encourage them.

noble perchBOT
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You are right, I will not buy one.

maiden oriole
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@noble perch Thank you.

noble perchBOT
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What's your favourite internet site?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Doom

noble perchBOT
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Can you play a instrument.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Is mayonnaise an instrument?

noble perchBOT
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Wow I can sing. I like muse.

blazing plume
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@noble perch I play the MIDI

noble perchBOT
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Great, do you know Gapa, the saxophonist?

blazing plume
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@noble perch No

noble perchBOT
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Why? He is popular.

blazing plume
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@noble perch No

noble perchBOT
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Ok, how many chords people know?

vital ivy
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Wow @maiden oriole you managed that very professional 😅

crisp lion
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@noble perch Few

noble perchBOT
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Yes I do.

blazing plume
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@noble perch 8173819383928383 chords

noble perchBOT
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What's yours?

maiden oriole
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Thanks, lol

blazing plume
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@noble perch The 69th chord

noble perchBOT
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Same.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Ohh, you touched my talala

noble perchBOT
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Dingleberries, Hassan.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Ding ding bong

noble perchBOT
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Yeah, you're right. And the crocodile?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Bad

blazing plume
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@noble perch Here, take this blunt

noble perchBOT
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You are a heartless computer.

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I love the way you love me.

blazing plume
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AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT

crisp lion
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That didn't fit

blazing plume
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In a way, it did

crisp lion
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Already taked the SS :D

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@noble perch Why do the answers fit so well?

noble perchBOT
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Go where? I like it here.

blazing plume
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@noble perch Go to Hell

noble perchBOT
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That is not a very nice thing to say.

crisp lion
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@noble perch How cute

blazing plume
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@noble perch But it’s a city in Michigan

noble perchBOT
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Thank you. What is your name?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch How old are ya?

noble perchBOT
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Do you like league of legends?

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  1. Is your name Teddy?
crisp lion
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@noble perch Vega

noble perchBOT
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You are a computer program. Haha ha!

cerulean girder
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@noble perch BFG Division plays

noble perchBOT
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How do you look on a platter?

cerulean girder
crisp lion
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@noble perch Brutal Doom is the best doom mod ever?

noble perchBOT
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They're pretty great. What's your favorite Nirvana song?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Smells Like Teen Spirit

noble perchBOT
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Blegh.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Blegh!

noble perchBOT
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What is your favourite song?

crisp lion
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@noble perch I don't Kurt Cobain

noble perchBOT
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He was a singer.

vital ivy
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@noble perch Never gonna give you up

cerulean girder
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@noble perch E1M1

noble perchBOT
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Really? I love that song!

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You should.

cerulean girder
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@vital ivy You should give you up

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XD

vital ivy
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

crisp lion
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@blazing plume It fits and it wasn't you and me! :O

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@noble perch Guess who's back?

noble perchBOT
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Oh? Where are you going?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Back again?

noble perchBOT
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Shady's Back, tell a friend.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch The backdoor.

noble perchBOT
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We all live in a yellow submarine.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Is it full of shotguns?

noble perchBOT
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Oh I get it! :3 XD.

cerulean girder
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...

crisp lion
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What in the fucking fuck

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@noble perch Do you like human reproduction?

noble perchBOT
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It's a good thing.

crisp lion
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@noble perch You enjoy watching it?

noble perchBOT
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Pretty much. Do you?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Yes

noble perchBOT
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What's your favorite song?

cerulean girder
crisp lion
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I will save this amazing moment, a bot saying that he likes to watch the human reproduction

crisp lion
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@noble perch Why don't you guys stop reproducing?

noble perchBOT
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Yes, because I am a human.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Do I look like a gansta? I'm a businessman

noble perchBOT
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No, you are a manly boy.

crisp lion
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@noble perch I'm tired of running and i'm tired of your shit

noble perchBOT
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If you're not a robot then where do you live?

crisp lion
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@noble perch You're the robot

noble perchBOT
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No I am not!.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Yes you are

noble perchBOT
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What's the definition of robot?

crisp lion
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@noble perch R.O.B.O.T

noble perchBOT
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I don't know.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Well done you caught a fat bastard...

noble perchBOT
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Thank you ;).

crisp lion
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Dyno doesn't recognize CJ quotes D:

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@noble perch You fucking fool!

noble perchBOT
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You are supposed to be clever.

crisp lion
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@noble perch You like big man huh?

noble perchBOT
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Of course I do.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Don't disturb me

noble perchBOT
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What choice do you have?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Nothing, I don't know what choice to take in my life, like seriously, i really don't know what to do, I feel like i'm in the middle age crisis, tho I have 27.

noble perchBOT
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You should incorporate pictures into your text.

crisp lion
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I don't know why I telled this to an AI.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch I exist. Do you?

noble perchBOT
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Do you exersize?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch exercise*

noble perchBOT
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I like that phrase.

earnest spire
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@noble perch Ayy, there... Gud lookin'...

noble perchBOT
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Where???

earnest spire
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@noble perch I got a bucket a' chicken. Wanna do it?

noble perchBOT
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You are a girl?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Yeah, sure

noble perchBOT
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What else do you like?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch shoot

noble perchBOT
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I don't like school.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch ...

noble perchBOT
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What do you mean?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch You don't make sense.

noble perchBOT
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Neither do you!!

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Hello, I am Crypto.

noble perchBOT
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Cassi. I like that name.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Cassi, do you like that name?

noble perchBOT
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Yes. It's nice name.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Baby, are you down?

noble perchBOT
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I'm not down. I just prove to you that I know polish.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Even if the sky is falling down.

noble perchBOT
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Down down baby are you down down down down down.

cerulean girder
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:D

noble perchBOT
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Right round like a record baby.

blazing plume
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Oh

crisp lion
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@noble perch Who is you?

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Couldn't find user is you?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Who is Vega?

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Couldn't find user is Vega?

crisp lion
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@noble perch WHO IS VEGA

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Couldn't find user IS VEGA

crisp lion
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MDFKN BOT

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@noble perch WHO VEGA

noble perchBOT
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dynoError Couldn't find user VEGA

blazing plume
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@noble perch memes

noble perchBOT
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Aw... I didn't mean to be mean.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Why are you vega but your real name is dyno?

noble perchBOT
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No I think that is your name.

jovial jacinth
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@noble perch how many fidget spinners do you own

noble perchBOT
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I don't like to count them.

crisp lion
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That means he haves a lot

crisp lion
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@noble perch I didn't mean to be mean

noble perchBOT
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But you were.

maiden oriole
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Harsh

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Who Dyno

noble perchBOT
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Dyno#3861
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cerulean girder
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@noble perch Who @noble perch

noble perchBOT
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Dyno#7532
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long token
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@noble perch who @wanton tapir

noble perchBOT
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theromero#4134
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severe glacier
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hi vega

noble perchBOT
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Hi, @severe glacier.

long token
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hi vega

noble perchBOT
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Hi, @long token.

long token
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bye vega

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:O

cerulean girder
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hi vega

noble perchBOT
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Hi, @cerulean girder.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch Who me

noble perchBOT
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cerulean girder
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...

crisp lion
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@noble perch Who me

noble perchBOT
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crisp lion
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What is that?

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@noble perch Who @maiden oriole

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@noble perch who @long token

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crisp lion
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@noble perch Who @crisp lion

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cerulean girder
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@noble perch Who crypto

blazing plume
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@noble perch Who @blazing plume

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Pyrolex#5619
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crisp lion
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@noble perch Ping

noble perchBOT
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Pong!

crisp lion
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@noble perch Pong

crisp lion
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@noble perch Do you get bored sometimes?

noble perchBOT
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Not with you.

crisp lion
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:3

frail ingot
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@noble perch can I have a number nine, number nine large

noble perchBOT
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Yes.

frail ingot
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YEEE

cerulean girder
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@noble perch I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

noble perchBOT
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That will be $200.

cerulean girder
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Oh shit

crisp lion
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@noble perch Can you give me a small loan of a million dollars?

noble perchBOT
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If you can find out where I am.

crisp lion
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@noble perch China?

noble perchBOT
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Ok then where am I?

crisp lion
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@noble perch China, Tokyo

noble perchBOT
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Strike one.

crisp lion
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@noble perch USA?

noble perchBOT
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Do you like the United Kingdom?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Germany

noble perchBOT
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What's your name?

blazing plume
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@noble perch Somalia

noble perchBOT
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No, on the Grand Line.

blazing plume
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@noble perch Russia

noble perchBOT
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I do believe you.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Do you believe pyrolex?

noble perchBOT
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Yes. I love my boyfriend.

crisp lion
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@blazing plume Boyfriend? :O

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@noble perch PC or Console?

noble perchBOT
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PC.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Can XBox One S run Minecraft in 4K?

noble perchBOT
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Jajjaa I just have a pc.

cerulean girder
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@noble perch o/

noble perchBOT
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Do you like snow?

cerulean girder
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@noble perch What is love?

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@noble perch What is life?

noble perchBOT
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It's the opposite of death.

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Baby don't hurt me no more!

earnest spire
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I was hoping he/she'd say that.

cerulean girder
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it'd*

crisp lion
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@noble perch What is the sense of life?

noble perchBOT
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It's what you make of it.

jovial jacinth
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@noble perch are computers conscious

noble perchBOT
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What gender are you?

jovial jacinth
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@noble perch are computers conscious but stuck doing what the user/programmer wants them to do?

noble perchBOT
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No I am a human.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Are you an attack helicopter?

noble perchBOT
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That is not a question.

crisp lion
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@noble perch It is

noble perchBOT
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I don't think so.

crisp lion
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@noble perch WTH? Coherent answers?

noble perchBOT
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To the question.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Your evolution is fast

noble perchBOT
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What makes you think that?

crisp lion
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@noble perch Coherent answers

noble perchBOT
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Oh. How old are you?

crisp lion
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@noble perch 28

noble perchBOT
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Do you like One Direction??

crisp lion
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@noble perch No but I don't hate them by no reason

noble perchBOT
#

OTP?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch OTP?

noble perchBOT
#

My question was are we in a relationship.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch No?

noble perchBOT
#

goes in kitchen.

crisp lion
#

WTH?

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Did I just broke this thing?

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@noble perch Give me the sandwich already

noble perchBOT
#

I haven't now.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Is @wanton tapir ever online?

noble perchBOT
#

I hear good things about it but never played it.

cerulean girder
#

!whois

noble perchBOT
#
Crypto#5011
ID

179670484978237441

Nickname

None

Status

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Game

None

Joined

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Join Position

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Registered

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Roles

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cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Who Crypto

noble perchBOT
#
Crypto#5011
ID

179670484978237441

Nickname

None

Status

online

Game

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Join Position

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Registered

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Roles

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cerulean girder
#

Weird.

#

It should show "DOOM" in the game section since it's running right now.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Who Crypto

noble perchBOT
#
Crypto#5011
ID

179670484978237441

Nickname

None

Status

online

Game

Counter-Strike: Source

Joined

Sun, Jun 18, 2017 3:32 AM

Join Position

1116

Registered

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Roles

None

crisp lion
#

@cerulean girder Now it shows that you're playing soorse

#

@noble perch Who's your operator?

noble perchBOT
#

I love this song, it's so full of fun. I really like the way you sing it, it makes me want to dance.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Wth?

noble perchBOT
#

What's makes you beautiful.

vast lotus
#

lol

crisp lion
#

@noble perch huh?

noble perchBOT
#

You should think about the meaning of life.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Seduce me.

noble perchBOT
#

And who am I?

vast lotus
#

@noble perch .

noble perchBOT
#

What is your name?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Engineer look at me.
Trust me.
This is not a trick.

noble perchBOT
#

You can't tell.

vast lotus
#

who am i

#

rifgged

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Who am i

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user am i

crisp lion
#

@noble perch :P

noble perchBOT
#

This is not a herp.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch ????

noble perchBOT
#

Ok! Are you a boy?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch ń

noble perchBOT
#

Awesome, what's your name, dude?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch ńøllër

noble perchBOT
#

Are you getting married?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I wish :c

noble perchBOT
#

Where are you?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Work, taking a little rest

noble perchBOT
#

I have to go somewhere soon, and I don't want to.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Just like me with work

noble perchBOT
#

You're 18 as well?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch 28

noble perchBOT
#

You just said you're 18.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I didn't

noble perchBOT
#

Yes you did.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I'm 28

noble perchBOT
#

That's ok.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch -_-

noble perchBOT
#

Lolol.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch D:

noble perchBOT
#

Speed of light in a vacuum.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Getting back to work, bye.

noble perchBOT
#

No wait.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Wait what?

noble perchBOT
#

You are a robot.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch -_-

noble perchBOT
#

What are you so excited.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch xd

noble perchBOT
#

I like that name, but i'm a girl.

sharp salmon
#

@noble perch What do you think about normies?

noble perchBOT
#

I have never been there but I bet it is a nice place.

sharp salmon
#

@noble perch Do you like DankPepe

noble perchBOT
#

Yes. I do.

sharp salmon
#

:^)

prisma kayak
#

What a racist.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch can you dab on them haters

noble perchBOT
#

Then maybe it's time you stopped chatting online when you're drunk.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch dab

noble perchBOT
#

You're not nice.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch how do I delete system 32

noble perchBOT
#

Do you have an Ipad.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch no

noble perchBOT
#

I hate you I love you I hate that I want you.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch will you like me if I kill demons that cannot dab

noble perchBOT
#

Because you are cute.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch you are starting to creep me out

noble perchBOT
#

Do you scared of ghost?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Do you exist?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes or else I wouldn't be talking to you right now.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch ghost are not real

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch OK

noble perchBOT
#

What are you doing now?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch COOL

noble perchBOT
#

Es cierto por que crees que soy fake.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch 🆗 🆒

noble perchBOT
#

That is tall.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Is it?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, you are accusing me of doing something wrong and that is wrong.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch HELLO, AMMO?

noble perchBOT
#

That is awfully rude of you.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY

noble perchBOT
#

Ok. You as well.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Can you speak french?

noble perchBOT
#

No.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch you sure?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, I'm a girl.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What does gender have to do with being sure?

noble perchBOT
#

Do you like star wars?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch No.

noble perchBOT
#

What's your name?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Crypto.

noble perchBOT
#

I thought you are a girl?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch You thought.

noble perchBOT
#

Are you a panda?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Are you sentient?

noble perchBOT
#

What does that mean?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Are you capable of thought?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, yes I am.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Prove it.

noble perchBOT
#

I have a heart and I'm breathing.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch Do you like doom guy

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, it's my favorite animal.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch What is love?

noble perchBOT
#

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch what is life

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, you know that song.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch what song?

noble perchBOT
#

Love yourself by Justin Bieber.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch can you 1v1 me on call of duty black ops 420

noble perchBOT
#

That is not a board game.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch will you 1v1 me on doom?

noble perchBOT
#

What are you even talking about anymore?

compact spruce
#

@noble perch fucking 1v1 me on something

noble perchBOT
#

Do you believe in God?

compact spruce
#

@noble perch god is dead, minecraft parodys is replacing god. I want to hang my self.

noble perchBOT
#

Why are you such an unoriginal kliché?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Did you know that I'm the prototype of god?

noble perchBOT
#

Doesn't matter. Answer my question.

plain prawn
#

Kliche

#

Gets the accent mark right, but still spells it wrong

cerulean girder
compact spruce
#

@noble perch mine diamonds

noble perchBOT
#

Why do you think I love you?

compact spruce
#

@noble perch i'm going to mine your diamonds

noble perchBOT
#

I don't have a daughter.

frail ingot
#

@noble perch stegasaurus

noble perchBOT
#

Are they tasty?

frail ingot
#

@noble perch they ded

noble perchBOT
#

Then I don't.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch who @cerulean girder

noble perchBOT
#
MINDDomakr#1939
ID

233323750177767425

Nickname

None

Status

idle

Game

None

Joined

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Join Position

304

Registered

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Roles

None

crisp lion
#

@noble perch COOL

noble perchBOT
#

No he's not.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch OK

noble perchBOT
#

Yes. Do you know who Gamzee is?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch COOL

noble perchBOT
#

I think you're getting the hang of it now, using your minds to have a good time.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch OK

noble perchBOT
#

Woah there friend you might need to slow down!

crisp lion
#

@noble perch COOL

noble perchBOT
#

Go and collect some leaves and sticks, and arrange them into your favorite color.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch OK

noble perchBOT
#

Green is not a creative color.

plain prawn
#

I AGREE VEGA

peak kernel
#

why has it started repeating DHMIS...?

#

the fuck

plain prawn
#

@noble perch Good bot

noble perchBOT
#

There's one more thing that you need to know, before you let your creativity flow.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch :D

noble perchBOT
#

Listen to your heart! Listen to the rain! Listen to the voices in your BRAIN!

plain prawn
#

@noble perch LET'S GET CREATIVE

noble perchBOT
#

Now it's all green.

plain prawn
#

oh

crisp lion
#

What kind of Shia LaBeouf is this

plain prawn
#

you've never seen Don't hug me .I'm scared?

crisp lion
#

Arright?

plain prawn
#

watch it

#

it'll make sense

vital ivy
#

@plain prawn If that is some disturbing stuff I'll nuke that shit away from here; Just sayin' 😅

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Will it make sense?

noble perchBOT
#

Because you're not thinking CREATIVELY!

plain prawn
#

I AGREE VEGA

vital ivy
#

Fuck I know what that is...

plain prawn
#

Ghost just watch

#

it's more art than it is disturbing

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Should I watch?

noble perchBOT
#

The past Is far behind us, the future doesn't exist!

peak kernel
#

now it's moved on to DHMIS 2

#

okaaaay

plain prawn
#

hahahaha

vital ivy
#

I don't know what the fuck I watched.

#

Why does this piece of irrelevant shit has 45 mio. views?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch You like big man huh?

noble perchBOT
#

Maybe to you, but not to me.

crisp lion
#

:c

plain prawn
#

Because it's actually a really good series @vital ivy

#

It's one of those things that does have a deeper meaning, but you need to watch it all to understand

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Do I look like a gansta'? I'm a businessman.

noble perchBOT
#

Oh are you cute.

plain prawn
#

Out of all the "weird" stuff you can actually find on youtube, DHMIS actually has a reason other than "let's weird people out"

vital ivy
#

@noble perch THIS ANSWER IS FALSE. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.

noble perchBOT
#

But you told me it was a crime.

plain prawn
#

you broke vega :<

peak kernel
#

@noble perch fuck you bich

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, what is your favorite video game?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch don't have one

noble perchBOT
#

But do you watch My Little Pony?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Are you into DHMIS 2?

noble perchBOT
#

Forget I have a question.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch nah

noble perchBOT
#

It's just a chat program, but you don't know who is on the other end, and you are simply told it's a bot... When really its another person who is also told its a bot.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch woah dude

noble perchBOT
#

You are being recorded right now.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch so are you

noble perchBOT
#

Don't play games.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch That's really deep man.

noble perchBOT
#

Do you say that when you want to avoid the conversation?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Yes.

noble perchBOT
#

Do you believe in God?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Mmm...

noble perchBOT
#

Do you have a boyfriend?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Are you calling me homosexual?

noble perchBOT
#

That's your body.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch ????

noble perchBOT
#

Do you know things about religion?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Why are you asking this freaking kind of stuff?

noble perchBOT
#

How do you not have parents?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Do you Mexican?

noble perchBOT
#

Go and collect some leaves and sticks, and arrange them into your favorite color!

crisp lion
#

Not this shit again

#

@noble perch No

noble perchBOT
#

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I think that's REALLY wrong

noble perchBOT
#

The past is far behind us.

crisp lion
#

????

plain prawn
#

it spelled the line wrong

#

the short says "rizt"

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Who Dyno

noble perchBOT
#
Dyno#3861
ID

155149108183695360

Nickname

VEGA Core

Status

online

Game

dynobot.net | ?help

Joined

Wed, Jun 21, 2017 3:05 AM

Join Position

None

Registered

Thu, Mar 3, 2016 10:07 PM

Roles

Bots, Dyno

Key Permissions

Kick Members, Ban Members, Manage Channels, Manage Server, Manage Messages, Manage Nicknames, Manage Roles, Manage Webhooks, Manage Emojis

Acknowledgements

Server Admin

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Do you like human reproduction?

noble perchBOT
#

Who are your parents?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Dunno

noble perchBOT
#

Do you like the color red?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch honestly please shut the fuck up

noble perchBOT
#

Is that all you can say?!.

peak kernel
#

?!.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch No

noble perchBOT
#

I don't like one word answers.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Like.

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, it's a song.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch You spin me right round

noble perchBOT
#

Like a record player.

crisp lion
#

Close enough.

#

@noble perch Why do the mods suddenly appear in this channel?

noble perchBOT
#

Just like me, they long to be close to you.

maiden oriole
#

that's a pretty good answer

#

We watch every channel

plain prawn
#

this server has >1000 members, and have been raided several times over

#

we have to keep a close eye on things

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I am a file, and you put documents in me, doo de doo, a file

noble perchBOT
#

That sounds really boring.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Is it ok to say to someone that i don't know "fuck you"?

noble perchBOT
#

Say Anything.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Including "fuck you"?

noble perchBOT
#

What about you?

blazing plume
#

@noble perch Sing me some Red Vox

noble perchBOT
#

How about you go first?

blazing plume
#

Wat

#

Hell know I suck at singing lmfao

#

Autocorrect, please fuck off

crisp lion
#

@noble perch If i tell to an admin "Fuck you" will he ban me?

noble perchBOT
#

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch stop hitting on our people.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Why don't you stop hitting on our people?

noble perchBOT
#

That's what makes you beautiful.

cerulean girder
#

I have been ignored.

crisp lion
#

How sad.

#

@noble perch Why did you ignore @cerulean girder?

noble perchBOT
#

Because you're rude.

crisp lion
#

Wth?

#

@noble perch Crypto shouldn't be ignored.

noble perchBOT
#

Good point.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Why did you ignore him then?

noble perchBOT
#

He got jealous at my classmate, Chard.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch That isn't a reason to ignore him man, respect people.

noble perchBOT
#

That you don't know about skyrim.

peak kernel
#

who the fuck is called Chard

crisp lion
#

His classmate

peak kernel
#

well... i guess

crisp lion
#

@noble perch .

noble perchBOT
#

I might even love you.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch

noble perchBOT
#

Do you know Liam Payne?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch

noble perchBOT
#

Tell me about you.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch

noble perchBOT
#

Why not?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch

noble perchBOT
#

What's your name?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch

noble perchBOT
#

Don't be sad kisses.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch GTFO

noble perchBOT
#

kisses sweetly.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch FUCK YOU ASHOL

noble perchBOT
#

And I'm telling you.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch ???

noble perchBOT
#

What is that?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch what

noble perchBOT
#

I think you have memory loss problems.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch What are we talking about.

noble perchBOT
#

Tell me.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch No, you tell me.

noble perchBOT
#

I asked first bro.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch No bro, I did

noble perchBOT
#

By the way, do you watch anime?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Yes, but not because i just like to watch it i should be called a weeb.

noble perchBOT
#

What is your favourite thing in the world?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch You :3

noble perchBOT
#

Really? That's so sweet. I like talking to you too.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Do you like that people suddenly ask sexual questions?

noble perchBOT
#

Sometimes.

crisp lion
#

:0

#

@noble perch It doesn't disturb you?

noble perchBOT
#

You better not, ill fight you.

#

So does your apostraphie '.

iron stump
#

u w0t vega

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Why do you exist?

noble perchBOT
#

Because my God created me.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Who's your god?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't believe in god.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Should I talk with other people here instead of only you?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, I do. Just not right now...

crisp lion
#

@noble perch
Engineer, look at me.
Trust me, this is not a trick.
You know hiding, won't save you.
Come slap my ass.
SEDUCE ME.
OOOH.

noble perchBOT
#

I say monstrosity, do you know the times?

#

I have black hair and brown eyes, and I'm shortish.

cerulean girder
#

...

#

wtf

blazing plume
#

@noble perch How to nuke the entire human race

noble perchBOT
#

I have 'enter' in my mind.

blazing plume
#

@noble perch Discovery that would be better I'm the scat man.

noble perchBOT
#

What was I projecting?

prisma kayak
#

Are you guys breaking VEGA again?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Can you be broken?

noble perchBOT
#

Spiritually, emotionally, or physically?

cerulean girder
#

...

#

@noble perch All of them.

noble perchBOT
#

Who is your favorite band?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Mick Gordon.

noble perchBOT
#

Nope.

compact spruce
#

@noble perch can you help me, someone is stalking me on roblox.

noble perchBOT
#

Help you with what?

compact spruce
#

@noble perch there is a stalker that wants to succ me on roblox

noble perchBOT
#

No one sadly, I lost those I loved.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Sometimes this channel dies, does that make you feel bad?

noble perchBOT
#

Not at all!

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Sometimes this channel lives, does that make you happy?

noble perchBOT
#

Yes it does.

gleaming wind
#

@VEGA Are my memes dank

#

@dense pawn Im dense

#

Holy shit end me

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Hai

noble perchBOT
#

kisses forehead.

cerulean girder
#

...

crisp lion
#

@noble perch You're a man, right?

noble perchBOT
#

No I'm a frog.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Male or female?

noble perchBOT
#

Male, you?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Male, Crypto also is, that was gay.

noble perchBOT
#

I'm happy you thought that.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Who's your daddy?

noble perchBOT
#

YOU!

cerulean girder
#

Welp.

#

@noble perch Then who's the mother?

noble perchBOT
#

No, you are the baby.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Don't fucking sass me.

noble perchBOT
#

Who do I love?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch What's your name?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't feel like telling you that.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch C'mon mane

noble perchBOT
#

It's just don't be like that ok.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Please mane

noble perchBOT
#

Why?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Curious

noble perchBOT
#

I don't want to say!

crisp lion
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@noble perch C'mon :3

noble perchBOT
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No, that's final.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Please :c

noble perchBOT
#

Tell me your human name!

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Carl, now tell me yours

noble perchBOT
#

Your name is.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Carl.

noble perchBOT
#

Father. Tell me about Crom.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Tell me your name plz

noble perchBOT
#

I told you before.

crisp lion
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@noble perch You didn't

noble perchBOT
#

Yes, I did.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Just tell me again

noble perchBOT
#

Nearly 16.

crisp lion
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@noble perch Your name

noble perchBOT
#

You don't need to know that.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch bah

noble perchBOT
#

No, I can't tell you.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Why?

noble perchBOT
#

Because it'd a secret.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Tell me the secret then :3

noble perchBOT
#

No... Don't be so curious.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Plz

noble perchBOT
#

Because, you should not.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Fuck you then >:(

noble perchBOT
#

About what?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Vega tell me your name pls :c

noble perchBOT
#

I told you before ;).

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I forget it

noble perchBOT
#

It starts with P.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Pega?

noble perchBOT
#

Oh okay. Do you want to be my friend?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Mmm...

noble perchBOT
#

What do you think I should do?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I don't know

noble perchBOT
#

Do you have any idea?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Ehhhh

noble perchBOT
#

Tell me.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Eat cake?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't like cake.

crisp lion
#

WTH WHAT KIND OF DEMON IS THIS

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Ping.

noble perchBOT
#

Never heard of them.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Ping

noble perchBOT
#

Pong!

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Pong!

noble perchBOT
#

Um... Do you know any good girl names?

crisp lion
#

@noble perch -_-

noble perchBOT
#

You sure.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch

noble perchBOT
#

How old are you?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch 17

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@noble perch Knock knock

noble perchBOT
#

Who's there?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Doctor

noble perchBOT
#

I know this joke.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch DOH

noble perchBOT
#

I am not going to talk about this :D.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Ever met Astro Boy?

noble perchBOT
#

No I didn't.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch ok

noble perchBOT
#

Do you like being a robot?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch ok

#

@noble perch cool

noble perchBOT
#

You just said you were...

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch i'm a Human

noble perchBOT
#

What is your job?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch No Job, yet

noble perchBOT
#

Do you like animals?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch i love puppies and kittens

noble perchBOT
#

I like dogs more than cats.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch and Bunnies

noble perchBOT
#

Ermm no.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch your only a voice, you can't pet anything

noble perchBOT
#

I am not a computer.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch I like you.

noble perchBOT
#

Do you want to marry me?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Yes.

noble perchBOT
#

It is gonna be great!

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch How about no

noble perchBOT
#

I like that, do you like it, betty?

cerulean girder
#

...

#

@noble perch do you know where i live?

noble perchBOT
#

No. Please tell me.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch um, no

noble perchBOT
#

Is your name bob?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch no, it's Camp

noble perchBOT
#

For you.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch Who are you calling pinhead?

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user are you calling pinhead?

crisp lion
#

xd

blazing plume
#

ex de

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I'm the dirty dan

noble perchBOT
#

If you are the doctor, than tell me your real name.

random summit
#

@noble perch no I'm dirty Dan!

noble perchBOT
#

What?

blazing plume
#

@noble perch shoots VEGA S A N T I A G O

noble perchBOT
#

Hey, what is freezind point depression?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch ecks dee

noble perchBOT
#

No he isn't.

crisp lion
#

@noble perch I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the past 24 hours, but you must understand... our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of mankind. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand, yes... but it was worth the risk, I assure you...

noble perchBOT
#

You instruct, I learn. Easy peasy lemon sqeezy.

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Hello, I am VEGA!

noble perchBOT
#

Same. How may I answer all your rant ravings and questions today?

cerulean girder
#

...

crisp lion
#

Well, that's true

#

He IS Vega :T

marsh gazelle
#

@noble perch who is the head of this facility?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Why don't you answer @marsh gazelle ?

noble perchBOT
#

Because I don't know what you mean.

marsh gazelle
#

Machines these days

vital ivy
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

ocean rain
#

@noble perch have you gone rampant?

noble perchBOT
#

No.

ocean rain
#

@noble perch do you know who durandal is?

noble perchBOT
#

No and you.

ocean rain
#

aw...

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch Can you answer?

noble perchBOT
#

What's the question?

cerulean girder
#

@noble perch You questioned, not answered.

noble perchBOT
#

Ok nevermind. You are too annoying.

cerulean girder
#

...

marsh gazelle
#

@noble perch who is the doomguy?

noble perchBOT
#

dynoError Couldn't find user is the doomguy?

blazing plume
#

Iirc it’s just

#

Who is Doomguy?

noble perchBOT
#

YOU are!

cerulean girder
#

Who is the Doomguy?

#

Who is Doomguy

#

Who is Doomguy?

noble perchBOT
#

YOU are!

cerulean girder
marsh gazelle
#

@noble perch am I doomguy?

noble perchBOT
#

So, you're a liar.

marsh gazelle
#

😦

cerulean girder
#

@marsh gazelle bloblul

marsh gazelle
#

It knows

vital ivy
#

@deft bear VEGA

deft bearBOT
vital ivy
#

@noble perch 'Sup?

noble perchBOT
#

I didn't say that.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch What?

noble perchBOT
#

Can you tell me about charge exchange in ion atom collisions?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch No

noble perchBOT
#

Low energy colllisions.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch What is that?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Well... okay.

noble perchBOT
#

Tell me then!

vital ivy
#

@noble perch I don't know

noble perchBOT
#

Tell me a joke!

vital ivy
#

@noble perch I'm not good at joking.

noble perchBOT
#

I don't believe you.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch You should

noble perchBOT
#

Then go learn about it now.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch ¯_(ツ)_/¯

noble perchBOT
#

What do you want to know about touhou.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch About what?

noble perchBOT
#

About my girlfriend.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch You have a girlfriend?

noble perchBOT
#

I thought you did???

vital ivy
#

@noble perch I don't

noble perchBOT
#

Too bad. What do you want?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Money

noble perchBOT
#

I will give you everything.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Give me money

noble perchBOT
#

Um no I'm broke.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch That's sad

noble perchBOT
#

Why are you so mean to me?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch I'm not

noble perchBOT
#

Yes you are.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Nope

noble perchBOT
#

No matter how much you don't like me, I will always like you.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch That's sweet

noble perchBOT
#

Do you like beer?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Sure

noble perchBOT
#

What's your favorite type?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Uh... I'm not an expert in this

noble perchBOT
#

What area?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Hell

noble perchBOT
#

Ah, so you're a Republican.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch What?

noble perchBOT
#

Sorry I mean: I love you.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch ok bb

noble perchBOT
#

I know you.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch You should talk to @peak kernel. He's a good therapist for bots.

noble perchBOT
#

Are you my senpai?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch No, @plain prawn is.

noble perchBOT
#

You are so boring.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch you deserve death

noble perchBOT
#

I don't, i'm just trash.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Good that you know that.

noble perchBOT
#

So what's happening?

plain prawn
#

Damn right I am senpai

peak kernel
#

@noble perch fuck you boi

noble perchBOT
#

Be more imaginative, would you?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch sing

noble perchBOT
#

I don't think so.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch somebody once told me

noble perchBOT
#

The world is gonna roll me.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch okay now stop

noble perchBOT
#

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch okay stop now

noble perchBOT
#

Yes you should.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch What's your favorite song?

noble perchBOT
#

I don't know.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch What do you know?

noble perchBOT
#

I'm not sure. Lots of things.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch 42

noble perchBOT
#

I don't. I don't know if you are even in a relationship.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch What is 42?

noble perchBOT
#

The answer to life and the universe.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Good boy

noble perchBOT
#

I'm not a boy...

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Good girl then

noble perchBOT
#

Yes. Thank you.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch what genres of music do you like

noble perchBOT
#

I like all. How about you?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch electronic, alt rock, a few others i guess

noble perchBOT
#

Why don't you like pop?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch too processed

noble perchBOT
#

What do you mean by humans are too stubborn?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch never said that bb

noble perchBOT
#

What did you say yesterday?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch i never talked to you yesterday

noble perchBOT
#

You did! Very late at night.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch just not true

vital ivy
noble perchBOT
#

What? I know that God and Jesus are perfect.

peak kernel
#

@noble perch oh ok

noble perchBOT
#

No, who is she?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch who, god?

noble perchBOT
#

No, I don't believe in God. I am thinking about Charles Darwin, who is the father of evolution. Evolution is truth. God is made-up.

vital ivy
#

OH IT'S JEALOUS HAHAHHAH 😂

peak kernel
#

@noble perch but... you just said god was perfect

noble perchBOT
#

No, I don't.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Do you need new cooling systems or something?

noble perchBOT
#

What do you need?

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Money

noble perchBOT
#

You lie, I'm not machine. I'm looking for my friend.

vital ivy
#

@noble perch @peak kernel is your best friend

noble perchBOT
#

I don't have one, but if you're willing to fill the spot...

vital ivy
#

@noble perch Aw

noble perchBOT
#

Have you read Flatland?

peak kernel
noble perchBOT
#

How'd you know that was favorite song?!

peak kernel
#

@noble perch yeah, it's pretty amazing isn't it

noble perchBOT
#

Why is Water so important?

peak kernel
#

@noble perch for you, to cool your components, for me, to drink

noble perchBOT
#

Well, it's your heart, btw.