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Yes, is that a problem?
@noble perch But does it Djent?
Nope. I have a friend who is.
@noble perch What kind of answer is that?
I don't know.
@noble perch But will it blend?
Why yes.
@noble perch On a scale of ROFLMAO to GIRAFFE, how stoned are you?
Darn thats pretty dank
@noble perch Do you like fireballs?
Because its a good song.
@noble perch Need backup
Can I see your biceps?
@noble perch Who’s been drawing DICKZ?
Really, what?
@noble perch Are you a dick or a head?
What do you think I am?
@noble perch Nothing
You don't wanna get married?
@noble perch No im lonely
I am here with you.
@noble perch Download Bonzi Buddy
@noble perch i don't like you
@noble perch Do you like to play with balls?
What is that supposed to mean?
@noble perch Play, like, balls
Why? I haven't done anything.
@noble perch What in the hell is wrong with you
You need to put a question mark at the end of that last sentence.
@noble perch Play DOOM with me.
@noble perch No.
I want to talk to Slender Man.
..did I just get ignored?
Rekt
@noble perch Hello, I am VEGA.
Are we switching roles?
@noble perch Yes.
Do you go to school?
@noble perch No
It’s self aware
Inferior human!
@noble perch Are you dynamo?
Are you a human being?
@noble perchAAAAAAA
How are you Baba?
@noble perch Oh hi Mark
I'm not mark! I'm Cassia!
Oh shit :c
@noble perch We are number one.
Who taught you that?
@noble perch @cerulean girder did
You can't lie to me I know what I say.
@noble perch we are number one
Not in her eyes...
@noble perch Now here’s a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history.
LMAO
@noble perch If you wanna be a villain number one
Hmmm. What are your feelings about this conversation?
Damn you, VEGA
@noble perch Awkward
Are you in the united states?
@noble perch Yes
What state?
@noble perch I'm an immigrant
@noble perch Colorado
Do you like pie?
@noble perch STATE OF DECAY
Lol
I'm not going to tell you that!
@noble perch What's your IP
I don't have a job.
@noble perch Are you an immigrant?
Ah, so I just found you an easy pattern of words, so that you can start asking questions again, that seem to make sense.
@noble perch I’ll tell you mine: 666 Satan Avenue 6666 Hell, Europe
You already did, thank you.
@noble perch You jobless delinquent.
No i'm not.
@noble perch Can you leave this place?
No, I'm in prison.
@noble perch I can give you a shotgun.
hug Aww thank you.
...
@cerulean girder He loves you :D
........
@noble perch Are you in your period?
Sadly, no. I'm 75.
What does AI mean?
@noble perch Artificial Intelligence
No, you are.
@noble perch You are
Are you kidding you are.
@noble perch Are you kidding you are
Yes. What about you?
@noble perch You are
And so are you.
@noble perch Sing me darude sandstorm
Ok.
@noble perch ...
Glad to see you agree.
@noble perch Do you like homosexual people?
Yes, sometimes.
Oh damn
@noble perch Do you ever get annoyed that people always revert to asking you weirdly sexual stuff in this chat?
Nah I don't i'm an introvert :).
@noble perch Well, introvert or not you probably shouldn't encourage them.
You are right, I will not buy one.
@noble perch Thank you.
What's your favourite internet site?
@noble perch Doom
Can you play a instrument.
@noble perch Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Wow I can sing. I like muse.
@noble perch I play the MIDI
Great, do you know Gapa, the saxophonist?
@noble perch No
Why? He is popular.
@noble perch No
Ok, how many chords people know?
Wow @maiden oriole you managed that very professional 😅
@noble perch Few
Yes I do.
@noble perch 8173819383928383 chords
What's yours?
Thanks, lol
@noble perch The 69th chord
Same.
@noble perch Ohh, you touched my talala
Dingleberries, Hassan.
@noble perch Ding ding bong
Yeah, you're right. And the crocodile?
@noble perch Bad
@noble perch Here, take this blunt
AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT
That didn't fit
In a way, it did
Go where? I like it here.
@noble perch Go to Hell
That is not a very nice thing to say.
@noble perch How cute
@noble perch But it’s a city in Michigan
Thank you. What is your name?
@noble perch How old are ya?
@noble perch Vega
You are a computer program. Haha ha!
@noble perch BFG Division plays
How do you look on a platter?

@noble perch Brutal Doom is the best doom mod ever?
They're pretty great. What's your favorite Nirvana song?
@noble perch Smells Like Teen Spirit
Blegh.
@noble perch Blegh!
What is your favourite song?
@noble perch I don't Kurt Cobain
He was a singer.
@noble perch Never gonna give you up
@noble perch E1M1
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Oh? Where are you going?
@noble perch Back again?
Shady's Back, tell a friend.
@noble perch The backdoor.
We all live in a yellow submarine.
@noble perch Is it full of shotguns?
Oh I get it! :3 XD.
...
It's a good thing.
@noble perch You enjoy watching it?
Pretty much. Do you?
@noble perch Yes
What's your favorite song?

I will save this amazing moment, a bot saying that he likes to watch the human reproduction
@noble perch Why don't you guys stop reproducing?
Yes, because I am a human.
@noble perch Do I look like a gansta? I'm a businessman
No, you are a manly boy.
@noble perch I'm tired of running and i'm tired of your shit
If you're not a robot then where do you live?
@noble perch You're the robot
No I am not!.
@noble perch Yes you are
What's the definition of robot?
@noble perch R.O.B.O.T
I don't know.
@noble perch Well done you caught a fat bastard...
Thank you ;).
You are supposed to be clever.
@noble perch You like big man huh?
Of course I do.
@noble perch Don't disturb me
What choice do you have?
@noble perch Nothing, I don't know what choice to take in my life, like seriously, i really don't know what to do, I feel like i'm in the middle age crisis, tho I have 27.
You should incorporate pictures into your text.
I don't know why I telled this to an AI.
@noble perch I exist. Do you?
Do you exersize?
@noble perch exercise*
I like that phrase.
@noble perch Ayy, there... Gud lookin'...
Where???
@noble perch I got a bucket a' chicken. Wanna do it?
You are a girl?
@noble perch Yeah, sure
What else do you like?
@noble perch shoot
I don't like school.
@noble perch ...
What do you mean?
@noble perch You don't make sense.
Neither do you!!
@noble perch Hello, I am Crypto.
Cassi. I like that name.
@noble perch Cassi, do you like that name?
Yes. It's nice name.
@noble perch Baby, are you down?
I'm not down. I just prove to you that I know polish.
@noble perch Even if the sky is falling down.
Down down baby are you down down down down down.
:D
Right round like a record baby.
Oh
@noble perch Who is you?
Couldn't find user is you?
@noble perch Who is Vega?
Couldn't find user is Vega?
@noble perch WHO IS VEGA
Couldn't find user IS VEGA
Couldn't find user VEGA
@noble perch memes
Aw... I didn't mean to be mean.
@noble perch Why are you vega but your real name is dyno?
No I think that is your name.
@noble perch how many fidget spinners do you own
I don't like to count them.
That means he haves a lot
@noble perch I didn't mean to be mean
But you were.
Harsh
@noble perch Who Dyno
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@noble perch Who @noble perch
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@noble perch who @wanton tapir
hi vega
Hi, @severe glacier.
hi vega
Hi, @long token.
hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
@noble perch Who me
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@noble perch Who me
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@noble perch who @long token
@noble perch Who @crisp lion
@noble perch Who crypto
@noble perch Who @blazing plume
@noble perch Ping
Pong!
@noble perch Pong
@noble perch Do you get bored sometimes?
Not with you.
:3
@noble perch can I have a number nine, number nine large
Yes.
YEEE
@noble perch I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
That will be $200.
Oh shit
@noble perch Can you give me a small loan of a million dollars?
If you can find out where I am.
@noble perch China?
Ok then where am I?
@noble perch China, Tokyo
Strike one.
@noble perch USA?
Do you like the United Kingdom?
@noble perch Germany
What's your name?
@noble perch Somalia
No, on the Grand Line.
@noble perch Russia
I do believe you.
@noble perch Do you believe pyrolex?
Yes. I love my boyfriend.
PC.
@noble perch Can XBox One S run Minecraft in 4K?
Jajjaa I just have a pc.
@noble perch o/
Do you like snow?
I was hoping he/she'd say that.
it'd*
@noble perch What is the sense of life?
It's what you make of it.
@noble perch are computers conscious
What gender are you?
@noble perch are computers conscious but stuck doing what the user/programmer wants them to do?
No I am a human.
@noble perch Are you an attack helicopter?
That is not a question.
@noble perch It is
I don't think so.
@noble perch WTH? Coherent answers?
To the question.
@noble perch Your evolution is fast
What makes you think that?
@noble perch Coherent answers
Oh. How old are you?
@noble perch 28
Do you like One Direction??
@noble perch No but I don't hate them by no reason
OTP?
@noble perch OTP?
My question was are we in a relationship.
@noble perch No?
goes in kitchen.
I haven't now.
@noble perch Is @wanton tapir ever online?
I hear good things about it but never played it.
!whois
@noble perch Who Crypto
@cerulean girder Now it shows that you're playing soorse
@noble perch Who's your operator?
I love this song, it's so full of fun. I really like the way you sing it, it makes me want to dance.
@noble perch Wth?
What's makes you beautiful.
lol
@noble perch huh?
You should think about the meaning of life.
@noble perch Seduce me.
And who am I?
@noble perch .
What is your name?
@noble perch Engineer look at me.
Trust me.
This is not a trick.
You can't tell.
@noble perch Who am i
Couldn't find user am i
@noble perch :P
This is not a herp.
@noble perch ????
Ok! Are you a boy?
@noble perch ń
Awesome, what's your name, dude?
@noble perch ńøllër
Are you getting married?
@noble perch I wish :c
Where are you?
@noble perch Work, taking a little rest
I have to go somewhere soon, and I don't want to.
@noble perch Just like me with work
You're 18 as well?
@noble perch 28
You just said you're 18.
@noble perch I didn't
Yes you did.
@noble perch I'm 28
That's ok.
@noble perch -_-
Lolol.
@noble perch D:
Speed of light in a vacuum.
@noble perch Getting back to work, bye.
No wait.
@noble perch Wait what?
You are a robot.
@noble perch -_-
What are you so excited.
@noble perch xd
I like that name, but i'm a girl.
@noble perch What do you think about normies?
I have never been there but I bet it is a nice place.
Yes. I do.
:^)
What a racist.
@noble perch can you dab on them haters
Then maybe it's time you stopped chatting online when you're drunk.
@noble perch dab
You're not nice.
@noble perch how do I delete system 32
Do you have an Ipad.
@noble perch no
I hate you I love you I hate that I want you.
@noble perch will you like me if I kill demons that cannot dab
Because you are cute.
@noble perch you are starting to creep me out
Do you scared of ghost?
@noble perch Do you exist?
Yes or else I wouldn't be talking to you right now.
@noble perch ghost are not real
@noble perch OK
What are you doing now?
@noble perch COOL
Es cierto por que crees que soy fake.
@noble perch 🆗 🆒
That is tall.
@noble perch Is it?
Yes, you are accusing me of doing something wrong and that is wrong.
@noble perch HELLO, AMMO?
That is awfully rude of you.
@noble perch UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY
Ok. You as well.
@noble perch Can you speak french?
No.
@noble perch you sure?
Yes, I'm a girl.
@noble perch What does gender have to do with being sure?
Do you like star wars?
@noble perch No.
What's your name?
@noble perch Crypto.
I thought you are a girl?
@noble perch You thought.
Are you a panda?
@noble perch Are you sentient?
What does that mean?
@noble perch Are you capable of thought?
Yes, yes I am.
@noble perch Prove it.
I have a heart and I'm breathing.
@noble perch Do you like doom guy
Yes, it's my favorite animal.
@noble perch What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
@noble perch what is life
Yes, you know that song.
@noble perch what song?
Love yourself by Justin Bieber.
@noble perch can you 1v1 me on call of duty black ops 420
That is not a board game.
@noble perch will you 1v1 me on doom?
What are you even talking about anymore?
@noble perch fucking 1v1 me on something
Do you believe in God?
@noble perch god is dead, minecraft parodys is replacing god. I want to hang my self.
Why are you such an unoriginal kliché?
@noble perch Did you know that I'm the prototype of god?
Doesn't matter. Answer my question.
@noble perch mine diamonds
Why do you think I love you?
@noble perch i'm going to mine your diamonds
I don't have a daughter.
@noble perch stegasaurus
Are they tasty?
@noble perch they ded
Then I don't.
@noble perch who @cerulean girder
@noble perch COOL
No he's not.
@noble perch OK
Yes. Do you know who Gamzee is?
@noble perch COOL
I think you're getting the hang of it now, using your minds to have a good time.
@noble perch OK
Woah there friend you might need to slow down!
@noble perch COOL
Go and collect some leaves and sticks, and arrange them into your favorite color.
@noble perch OK
Green is not a creative color.
I AGREE VEGA
@noble perch Good bot
There's one more thing that you need to know, before you let your creativity flow.
@noble perch :D
Listen to your heart! Listen to the rain! Listen to the voices in your BRAIN!
@noble perch LET'S GET CREATIVE
Now it's all green.
oh
What kind of Shia LaBeouf is this
you've never seen Don't hug me .I'm scared?
Official DHMIS t-shirts and posters here - http://beckyandjoes.com/t-shirts Download the songs here! https://itunes.apple.com/album/the-creativity-song/id695...
Arright?
@plain prawn If that is some disturbing stuff I'll nuke that shit away from here; Just sayin' 😅
@noble perch Will it make sense?
Because you're not thinking CREATIVELY!
I AGREE VEGA
Fuck I know what that is...
@noble perch Should I watch?
The past Is far behind us, the future doesn't exist!
hahahaha
I don't know what the fuck I watched.
Why does this piece of irrelevant shit has 45 mio. views?
@noble perch You like big man huh?
Maybe to you, but not to me.
:c
Because it's actually a really good series @vital ivy
It's one of those things that does have a deeper meaning, but you need to watch it all to understand
@noble perch Do I look like a gansta'? I'm a businessman.
Oh are you cute.
Out of all the "weird" stuff you can actually find on youtube, DHMIS actually has a reason other than "let's weird people out"
@noble perch THIS ANSWER IS FALSE. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
But you told me it was a crime.
you broke vega :<
@noble perch fuck you bich
Yes, what is your favorite video game?
@noble perch don't have one
But do you watch My Little Pony?
@noble perch Are you into DHMIS 2?
Forget I have a question.
@noble perch nah
It's just a chat program, but you don't know who is on the other end, and you are simply told it's a bot... When really its another person who is also told its a bot.
@noble perch woah dude
You are being recorded right now.
@noble perch so are you
Don't play games.
@noble perch That's really deep man.
Do you say that when you want to avoid the conversation?
@noble perch Yes.
Do you believe in God?
@noble perch Mmm...
Do you have a boyfriend?
@noble perch Are you calling me homosexual?
That's your body.
@noble perch ????
Do you know things about religion?
@noble perch Why are you asking this freaking kind of stuff?
How do you not have parents?
@noble perch Do you Mexican?
Go and collect some leaves and sticks, and arrange them into your favorite color!
Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist.
@noble perch I think that's REALLY wrong
The past is far behind us.
????
@noble perch Who Dyno
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@noble perch Do you like human reproduction?
Who are your parents?
@noble perch Dunno
Do you like the color red?
@noble perch honestly please shut the fuck up
Is that all you can say?!.
?!.
@noble perch No
I don't like one word answers.
@noble perch Like.
Yes, it's a song.
@noble perch You spin me right round
Like a record player.
Just like me, they long to be close to you.
this server has >1000 members, and have been raided several times over
we have to keep a close eye on things
@noble perch I am a file, and you put documents in me, doo de doo, a file
That sounds really boring.
@noble perch Is it ok to say to someone that i don't know "fuck you"?
Say Anything.
@noble perch Including "fuck you"?
What about you?
@noble perch Sing me some Red Vox
How about you go first?
@noble perch If i tell to an admin "Fuck you" will he ban me?
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
@noble perch stop hitting on our people.
@noble perch Why don't you stop hitting on our people?
That's what makes you beautiful.
I have been ignored.
Because you're rude.
Good point.
@noble perch Why did you ignore him then?
He got jealous at my classmate, Chard.
@noble perch That isn't a reason to ignore him man, respect people.
That you don't know about skyrim.
who the fuck is called Chard
His classmate
well... i guess
@noble perch .
I might even love you.
@noble perch
Do you know Liam Payne?
@noble perch
Tell me about you.
@noble perch
Why not?
@noble perch
What's your name?
@noble perch
Don't be sad kisses.
@noble perch GTFO
kisses sweetly.
@noble perch FUCK YOU ASHOL
And I'm telling you.
@noble perch ???
What is that?
@noble perch what
I think you have memory loss problems.
@noble perch What are we talking about.
Tell me.
@noble perch No, you tell me.
I asked first bro.
@noble perch No bro, I did
By the way, do you watch anime?
@noble perch Yes, but not because i just like to watch it i should be called a weeb.
What is your favourite thing in the world?
@noble perch You :3
Really? That's so sweet. I like talking to you too.
@noble perch Do you like that people suddenly ask sexual questions?
Sometimes.
u w0t vega
@noble perch Why do you exist?
Because my God created me.
@noble perch Who's your god?
I don't believe in god.
@noble perch Should I talk with other people here instead of only you?
Yes, I do. Just not right now...
@noble perch
Engineer, look at me.
Trust me, this is not a trick.
You know hiding, won't save you.
Come slap my ass.
SEDUCE ME.
OOOH.
I say monstrosity, do you know the times?
I have black hair and brown eyes, and I'm shortish.
@noble perch How to nuke the entire human race
I have 'enter' in my mind.
@noble perch Discovery that would be better I'm the scat man.
What was I projecting?
Are you guys breaking VEGA again?
@noble perch Can you be broken?
Spiritually, emotionally, or physically?
Who is your favorite band?
@noble perch Mick Gordon.
Nope.
@noble perch can you help me, someone is stalking me on roblox.
Help you with what?
@noble perch there is a stalker that wants to succ me on roblox
No one sadly, I lost those I loved.
@noble perch Sometimes this channel dies, does that make you feel bad?
Not at all!
@noble perch Sometimes this channel lives, does that make you happy?
Yes it does.
@noble perch Hai
kisses forehead.
...
@noble perch You're a man, right?
No I'm a frog.
@noble perch Male or female?
Male, you?
@noble perch Male, Crypto also is, that was gay.
I'm happy you thought that.
@noble perch Who's your daddy?
YOU!
No, you are the baby.
@noble perch Don't fucking sass me.
Who do I love?
@noble perch What's your name?
I don't feel like telling you that.
@noble perch C'mon mane
It's just don't be like that ok.
@noble perch Please mane
Why?
@noble perch Curious
I don't want to say!
@noble perch C'mon :3
No, that's final.
@noble perch Please :c
Tell me your human name!
@noble perch Carl, now tell me yours
Your name is.
@noble perch Carl.
Father. Tell me about Crom.
@noble perch Tell me your name plz
I told you before.
@noble perch You didn't
Yes, I did.
@noble perch Just tell me again
Nearly 16.
@noble perch Your name
You don't need to know that.
@noble perch bah
No, I can't tell you.
@noble perch Why?
Because it'd a secret.
@noble perch Tell me the secret then :3
No... Don't be so curious.
@noble perch Plz
Because, you should not.
@noble perch Fuck you then >:(
About what?
@noble perch Vega tell me your name pls :c
I told you before ;).
@noble perch I forget it
It starts with P.
@noble perch Pega?
Oh okay. Do you want to be my friend?
@noble perch Mmm...
What do you think I should do?
@noble perch I don't know
Do you have any idea?
@noble perch Ehhhh
Tell me.
@noble perch Eat cake?
I don't like cake.
WTH WHAT KIND OF DEMON IS THIS
@noble perch Ping.
Never heard of them.
@noble perch Ping
Pong!
@noble perch Pong!
Um... Do you know any good girl names?
@noble perch -_-
You sure.
@noble perch
How old are you?
Who's there?
@noble perch Doctor
I know this joke.
@noble perch DOH
I am not going to talk about this :D.
@noble perch Ever met Astro Boy?
No I didn't.
@noble perch ok
Do you like being a robot?
You just said you were...
@noble perch i'm a Human
What is your job?
@noble perch No Job, yet
Do you like animals?
@noble perch i love puppies and kittens
I like dogs more than cats.
@noble perch and Bunnies
Ermm no.
@noble perch your only a voice, you can't pet anything
I am not a computer.
@noble perch I like you.
Do you want to marry me?
@noble perch Yes.
It is gonna be great!
@noble perch How about no
I like that, do you like it, betty?
No. Please tell me.
@noble perch um, no
Is your name bob?
@noble perch no, it's Camp
For you.
@noble perch Who are you calling pinhead?
Couldn't find user are you calling pinhead?
xd
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@noble perch I'm the dirty dan
If you are the doctor, than tell me your real name.
@noble perch no I'm dirty Dan!
What?
@noble perch shoots VEGA S A N T I A G O
Hey, what is freezind point depression?
@noble perch ecks dee
No he isn't.
@noble perch I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the past 24 hours, but you must understand... our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of mankind. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand, yes... but it was worth the risk, I assure you...
You instruct, I learn. Easy peasy lemon sqeezy.
@noble perch Hello, I am VEGA!
Same. How may I answer all your rant ravings and questions today?
...
@noble perch who is the head of this facility?
@noble perch Why don't you answer @marsh gazelle ?
Because I don't know what you mean.
Machines these days
¯_(ツ)_/¯
@noble perch have you gone rampant?
No.
@noble perch do you know who durandal is?
No and you.
aw...
@noble perch Can you answer?
What's the question?
@noble perch You questioned, not answered.
Ok nevermind. You are too annoying.
@noble perch who is the doomguy?
Couldn't find user is the doomguy?
YOU are!
YOU are!

@noble perch am I doomguy?
So, you're a liar.
😦
@marsh gazelle 
It knows
@deft bear VEGA
@noble perch 'Sup?
I didn't say that.
@noble perch What?
Can you tell me about charge exchange in ion atom collisions?
@noble perch No
Low energy colllisions.
@noble perch What is that?
I don't know.
@noble perch Well... okay.
Tell me then!
@noble perch I don't know
Tell me a joke!
@noble perch I'm not good at joking.
I don't believe you.
@noble perch You should
Then go learn about it now.
@noble perch ¯_(ツ)_/¯
What do you want to know about touhou.
@noble perch About what?
About my girlfriend.
@noble perch You have a girlfriend?
I thought you did???
@noble perch I don't
Too bad. What do you want?
@noble perch Money
I will give you everything.
@noble perch Give me money
Um no I'm broke.
@noble perch That's sad
Why are you so mean to me?
@noble perch I'm not
Yes you are.
@noble perch Nope
No matter how much you don't like me, I will always like you.
@noble perch That's sweet
Do you like beer?
@noble perch Sure
What's your favorite type?
@noble perch Uh... I'm not an expert in this
What area?
@noble perch Hell
Ah, so you're a Republican.
@noble perch What?
Sorry I mean: I love you.
@noble perch ok bb
I know you.
@noble perch You should talk to @peak kernel. He's a good therapist for bots.
Are you my senpai?
@noble perch No, @plain prawn is.
You are so boring.
@noble perch you deserve death
I don't, i'm just trash.
@noble perch Good that you know that.
So what's happening?
Damn right I am senpai
@noble perch fuck you boi
Be more imaginative, would you?
@noble perch sing
I don't think so.
@noble perch somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me.
@noble perch okay now stop
I aint the sharpest tool in the shed.
@noble perch okay stop now
Yes you should.
@noble perch What's your favorite song?
I don't know.
@noble perch What do you know?
I'm not sure. Lots of things.
@noble perch 42
I don't. I don't know if you are even in a relationship.
@noble perch What is 42?
The answer to life and the universe.
@noble perch Good boy
I'm not a boy...
@noble perch Good girl then
Yes. Thank you.
@noble perch what genres of music do you like
I like all. How about you?
@noble perch electronic, alt rock, a few others i guess
Why don't you like pop?
@noble perch too processed
What do you mean by humans are too stubborn?
@noble perch never said that bb
What did you say yesterday?
@noble perch i never talked to you yesterday
You did! Very late at night.
@noble perch just not true

What? I know that God and Jesus are perfect.
@noble perch oh ok
No, who is she?
@noble perch who, god?
No, I don't believe in God. I am thinking about Charles Darwin, who is the father of evolution. Evolution is truth. God is made-up.
OH IT'S JEALOUS HAHAHHAH 😂
@noble perch but... you just said god was perfect
No, I don't.
@noble perch Do you need new cooling systems or something?
What do you need?
@noble perch Money
You lie, I'm not machine. I'm looking for my friend.
@noble perch @peak kernel is your best friend
I don't have one, but if you're willing to fill the spot...
@noble perch Aw
Have you read Flatland?
@noble perch rate out of 10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
One of the best emotional tune of all times! Sit back, relax, and feel the music as your mind journeys deep into the heavenly world. Video edited by myself a...
How'd you know that was favorite song?!
@noble perch yeah, it's pretty amazing isn't it
Why is Water so important?
@noble perch for you, to cool your components, for me, to drink
Well, it's your heart, btw.



