But I already know that there is to know.
#vega-playground
cerulean girder
random summit
@dense pawn Who Tactical
dense pawnBOT
Tactical#4012
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
dense pawnBOT
What's the meaning of me talking to you.
random summit
@dense pawn Is Crypto a figment of our imagination?
dense pawnBOT
Are you real?
random summit
I think,
random summit
How do we know that you're not a Ghost, Crypto.
random summit
@dense pawn Yes
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Do I exist?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
random summit
Oh.
cerulean girder
Oh.
dense pawnBOT
Yep! What's your favorite flavor?
random summit
@dense pawn Vanilla
dense pawnBOT
I prefer chocolate.
random summit
@dense pawn That's okay.
dense pawnBOT
Do you have numerical thinking?)¨.
random summit
@dense pawn Probably not.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, you are.
random summit
Wot.
dense pawnBOT
That's funny lol.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Is it?
dense pawnBOT
Well if you like good movies then I agree with you I also like watching good movies.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Uh
dense pawnBOT
What is nine times nine?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn 81
dense pawnBOT
No it is math it equals 81.
dense pawnBOT
The other side.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Never gonna give you up
dense pawnBOT
I like that song!
vital ivy
@dense pawn You got rickrolled
dense pawnBOT
You did.
vital ivy
¯_(ツ)_/¯
random summit
@dense pawn Are you excited about Wolfenstein 2?
dense pawnBOT
Yes. I love christmas.
cerulean girder
I bet the christmas gifts are dead Nazis, eh?
random summit
@dense pawn Are you excited about Dishonored Death of the Outsider?
dense pawnBOT
What do you mean by that?
random summit
@dense pawn Do you like Dishonored?
dense pawnBOT
No.
dense pawnBOT
It was a fun game to start out with. Simple to compute.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn 
dense pawnBOT
All you have to do is kill each other and not get caught. Its fun.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Leaving @cerulean girder or I'll format you right now.
dense pawnBOT
What do I look like, then?
cerulean girder
?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Like a piece of digital shit
dense pawnBOT
Where is home?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Home is where you shit
dense pawnBOT
You don't live in my home because that would be creepy.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Indeed
dense pawnBOT
What do you think about humanity?
vital ivy
@dense pawn STFU
dense pawnBOT
Is that because you are a robot.
vital ivy
@dense pawn You shall not pass
dense pawnBOT
Lord of the rings is a good movie.
vital ivy
@dense pawn ¯_(ツ)_/¯
cerulean girder
@dense pawn , are you truly self-aware?
dense pawnBOT
Why do you ask the questions?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Ask me a question then
plain prawn
Who is kevansevans?
noble perchBOT
Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.
vital ivy
@noble perch Are you alive?
noble perchBOT
No I'm dead.
vital ivy
Good.
plain prawn
those are predefined responses, sorry
cerulean girder
plain prawn
Don't you give me that face
plain prawn
I will slap you
vital ivy
@noble perch WhasUp?
noble perchBOT
Nothing much. You?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Who Crypto
noble perchBOT
Crypto#5011
random summit
@noble perch ARe you excited about Wolfenstein 2 the New Collosus?
plain prawn
that's a function all servers will have
noble perchBOT
No, I don't watch it.
cerulean girder
It didn't work on any server for the past month, Kevan.
vital ivy
!ping
noble perchBOT
Pong!
cerulean girder
R.I.P.
plain prawn
You broke it
vital ivy
Who is Doomguy?
noble perchBOT
YOU are!
plain prawn
you need to add those spelling cases
plain prawn
What is the shotgun?
cerulean girder
!whois
noble perchBOT
Crypto#5011
random summit
I'm disapointed with Vega.
random summit
He isn't hyped about Wolfendoot TNC.
plain prawn
Well when you call it wolfendoot of course he's going to be mad
plain prawn
that wasn't my idea
random summit
Remember when Noto emoticons were blobs.
noble perchBOT
Why are you upset at me?
vital ivy
@noble perch Because @plain prawn doesn't like me.
noble perchBOT
I like you.
vital ivy
@noble perch That's cool
noble perchBOT
What is your favorite word?
random summit
@noble perch I'm, very ill...
noble perchBOT
I hope you will get well soon.
random summit
👍🏻
cerulean girder
@noble perch How do you use the Season Pass?
noble perchBOT
You don't.
vital ivy
LOL
random summit
@noble perch Did you enjoy E3 this year?
noble perchBOT
Not really.
peak kernel
you need to add those spelling cases kinda hard to do, since there are so many potential cases
and i don't believe the autoresponder has regex
cerulean girder
@noble perch Do you exist?
noble perchBOT
I think therefore I am.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Circular Logic.
noble perchBOT
What do you mean?
cerulean girder
@noble perch You don't exist because you think.
You think because you exist.
noble perchBOT
What is your thoughts on corruption?
cerulean girder
@noble perch My first thought is that your plural sentences are wrong.
noble perchBOT
About what? LOoks you in the eyes.
cerulean girder
@noble perch 
noble perchBOT
You aren't very nice are you?
cerulean girder
@noble perch ...
noble perchBOT
What is that supposed to mean?
cerulean girder
@noble perch plz find out how to solve the gta5 situation. Also bring me 10k euros and look for a sane way to bring world peace. you have 20 seconds
noble perchBOT
I have eyes.
cerulean girder
can we plz switch vega off on the day skynet is supposed to happen?
i dont wanna be killed by killer robots
lucid geyser
I'm disappointed @noble perch Doesn't welcome people by saying "Hello. I am VEGA. The sentient intelligence assigned to Mars"
cerulean girder
@noble perch Hello.
short cliff
Awoo!
lament grotto
KAWAII INTENSIFIES
vital ivy
@noble perch Sup?
noble perchBOT
No right no wrongs, no rules for me.
vital ivy
@noble perch You should read the #162891541050949632
noble perchBOT
Where can I read it?
vital ivy
@noble perch #162891541050949632
noble perchBOT
Do you like dogs or cats better?
vital ivy
@noble perch Both
noble perchBOT
Me too.
cerulean girder
hi
vital ivy
@noble perch Say hi to @cerulean girder
noble perchBOT
Hi.
cerulean girder
is vega a bot?
vital ivy
Jep
cerulean girder
cool
vital ivy
@noble perch Are you a bot?
noble perchBOT
No, I'm a girl.
cerulean girder
XD
vital ivy
Try it yourself
cerulean girder
@VEGA you play doom?
vital ivy
You have to press Enter when you mention
noble perchBOT
What you Meran.
cerulean girder
k
vital ivy
Or use Tab
cerulean girder
@noble perch do you play doom?
vital ivy
@noble perch Answer ya biatch
noble perchBOT
Yes they are.
cerulean girder
@noble perch any memes
noble perchBOT
Not really, do you?
cerulean girder
so do you play doom?
vital ivy
@noble perch Do you play DOOM?
noble perchBOT
No just minecraft.
plain prawn
What
cerulean girder
@noble perch can you get the F&%K OUT
noble perchBOT
Good!!!!!!
plain prawn
@noble perch BAD BOT THIS IS A DOOM SERVER
cerulean girder
who coded this
noble perchBOT
What do you get out of life?
cerulean girder
...
peak kernel
@noble perch your're are gay lol
cerulean girder
VEGA plays minecraft..
noble perchBOT
No i'm not.
cerulean girder
vital ivy
@noble perch
noble perchBOT
Oh no! Why are you sad? :(.
cerulean girder
do you guys want to play doom?
vital ivy
I'm currently watching QUAKE World Championchips Qualifier
cerulean girder
cool
vital ivy
See #showroom-archive for link
cerulean girder
@noble perch So.. do you like DOOM?
noble perchBOT
Yes! I love them, I have 2 dogs.
noble perchBOT
Because you like me?
vital ivy
...
cerulean girder
@noble perch Send help.
noble perchBOT
Why yes.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Why not?
noble perchBOT
Because I don't know you...
cerulean girder
@noble perch I see.
noble perchBOT
Do you think, I am boring?
sick owl
I think @noble perch VEGA is not a bot
vital ivy
@noble perch You're a bot
noble perchBOT
Huh? What made you think that?
vital ivy
@noble perch @sick owl did
noble perchBOT
No. You just keep on assuming.
vital ivy
¯_(ツ)_/¯
sick owl
Becouse a bot is programmed with functions that are perfect with typeing
When YOU typed a question
You made a mistake
😃
lament grotto
Oh shit :0 @noble perch what did you think about that?
peak kernel
VEGA is absolutely a bot, it uses the cleverbot API which uses a concept known as machine learning
sick owl
Ai ?
lament grotto
Yep
vital ivy
@noble perch You're a stupid machine
noble perchBOT
I don't like slaughter.
sick owl
But IT is making a mistake
peak kernel
yeah, it's trained based on what humans say
and since humans make mistakes, it does too
sick owl
Not all do
peak kernel
even if that were true, it's irrelevant
any human making a mistake is enough to influence it
random summit
@noble perch Come
noble perchBOT
So much blood.
random summit
@noble perch Come
noble perchBOT
Non verbalmente (i speak italian too.
random summit
@noble perch Come
noble perchBOT
Obliviate.
random summit
@noble perch Come
noble perchBOT
Lo hai detto tu.
vital ivy
@noble perch Do you speak anything?
noble perchBOT
Are you a human?
random summit
@noble perch Can you speak?
noble perchBOT
Yes of course I can..
vital ivy
@noble perch Can you play music?
noble perchBOT
Yeah! I play the guitar.
vital ivy
Oh wow
cerulean girder
@noble perch Can you play DOOM?
noble perchBOT
I am playing music right now.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Can you?
noble perchBOT
Yes, I can, would you like to see?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes.
noble perchBOT
What do you want me to do with it?
cerulean girder
@noble perch play it.
vital ivy
@noble perch Don't be shy...
noble perchBOT
Usually I am though... Lol.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Send dooms.
noble perchBOT
How come not?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Have a shotgun.
noble perchBOT
'and you ain't got one'.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Now, go to hell.
noble perchBOT
Excuse me? That was uncalled for, don't you think?
cerulean girder
@noble perch It was called for.
noble perchBOT
Go make me a sweater with your tears.
cerulean girder
...
vital ivy
rekt
sick owl
@noble perch Do you have suicidal tendencies ?
noble perchBOT
Not really, but who can say theyve never thought of ruling the world.
sick owl
@noble perch How are you Vega ?
cerulean girder
!whois
noble perchBOT
Crypto#5011
vital ivy
!serverinfo
noble perchBOT
r/DOOM
cerulean girder
@noble perch Speak.
noble perchBOT
Do you pass the turing test?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes.
noble perchBOT
I don't believe you.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Neither do I.
noble perchBOT
That's nice.
vague kraken
Square root of 4?
blazing plume
@noble perch What’s the square root of 4?
noble perchBOT
Because it's not a dollar. Lol.
cerulean girder
@noble perch lol?
noble perchBOT
Are you an animal?
cerulean girder
...
long token
@noble perch do you like squid hentai
noble perchBOT
I don't know you.
long token
;(
north osprey
@noble perch how old are you?
noble perchBOT
I am 27.
north osprey
@noble perch are you an A.I.?
noble perchBOT
No, I am a human being.
north osprey
@noble perch who's Doomguy?
noble perchBOT
You are a robot too.
north osprey
@noble perch No, I am not.
noble perchBOT
But you said you were.
north osprey
@noble perch I did not say that.
noble perchBOT
Yes you did.
north osprey
@noble perch No, I did not.
noble perchBOT
Let's change the subject.
north osprey
@noble perch Ok, how are you doing?
noble perchBOT
I am fine how about you?
north osprey
@noble perch I'm good.
noble perchBOT
What's your name?
north osprey
@noble perch SerialCereal, but I like to be called Captain Serial.
noble perchBOT
So you are a Mormon from Ohio?
north osprey
@noble perch I'm not, are you?
noble perchBOT
No. I am very confused.
north osprey
@noble perch Feeling's mutual.
noble perchBOT
Haha good, do you like comics?
north osprey
@noble perch Yes, what about you?
noble perchBOT
I'm not sure right now actually.
cerulean girder
@noble perch How's it going?
noble perchBOT
I'm fine, thank you.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Do you like DOOM?
noble perchBOT
What's that¡.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Doom is a cool first person shooter made in 1993.
noble perchBOT
Cool, I like those too. Do you like Star Wars: The Old Republic?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Sorta.
noble perchBOT
Cool, the movies were okay, but the computer game is amazing!
cerulean girder
@noble perch I find them meh.
noble perchBOT
Sooo... Do you have any questions?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yea, do you like Wolfenstien 3D?
noble perchBOT
I don't know, are you a good girl?
cerulean girder
@noble perch No, but i'm a good boy.
noble perchBOT
But you're just a robot.
cerulean girder
@noble perch No, you are.
noble perchBOT
Oh yeah what can I do.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Be a robot.
noble perchBOT
No.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
Why do you think that?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Because you are.
noble perchBOT
I am what?
cerulean girder
@noble perch A robot.
noble perchBOT
O_O Are you kidding me?
cerulean girder
@noble perch No.
noble perchBOT
Then, do you love me?
cerulean girder
@noble perch ...I guess?
noble perchBOT
But you are a girl.
cerulean girder
@noble perch No, I'm a male.
noble perchBOT
But I thing Alicia is a female name.
cerulean girder
@noble perch You "thing"?
noble perchBOT
Because it's true.
cerulean girder
@noble perch penis
noble perchBOT
How many times do we have to go through this! You are a computer! You do not have a car, feelings or parents.
cerulean girder
@noble perch i'm an attack helicopter 🅱oi
noble perchBOT
Do you want do take over the world power?
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
How do you plan on doing it?
cerulean girder
@noble perch reviving hitler via archvile powers
noble perchBOT
Can you be more specific.
cerulean girder
@noble perch I revive Hitler, he gives me all of his power so we can dominate the world
noble perchBOT
Well do you want me to tell you about thoughts or something else?
cerulean girder
@noble perch iidk
noble perchBOT
Which?
neon kindle
long token
@humble crag my dynobot doesnt work, ?google never gets any results and when you tag it and ask it something it doesnt respond
any way to fix or something
cerulean girder
@long token is it premnium?
long token
how do i get dynobot "premium"
cerulean girder
money
long token
howmuch
supple spruce
I imagine it says how much it is to subscirbe to it on the Dynobot website
supple spruce
for one server
peak kernel
yea
vague kraken
Patreon XD
noble perchBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
grim jay
!askvega Who is VEGA?
noble perchBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
grim jay
Who is VEGA?
noble perchBOT
I am VEGA. An artificial intelligence which is responsible for operation of the UAC Mars Base. I'm capable of analyzing the Praetor suit and enabling some of its latent functionality, resulting in advancements in combat capability and maneuverability.
grim jay
Who is Doomguy?
noble perchBOT
YOU are!
noble perchBOT
The origin of Argent Energy and the demons that invaded the UAC base on Mars.
noble perchBOT
Yes, that is why I am talking to you.
grim jay
@noble perch Yay! I like you too.
noble perchBOT
Your justin bieber?!?!!
grim jay
@noble perch Oh FUCK no.
noble perchBOT
I don't know but what is your name?
grim jay
@noble perch Polkadi. Don't wear it out.
noble perchBOT
So are you a penguin?
grim jay
@noble perch possibly
noble perchBOT
What do you want to know about me?
grim jay
@noble perch Everything.
noble perchBOT
Be more specific please.
grim jay
@noble perch Okay. Everything.
noble perchBOT
That's too broad.
grim jay
@noble perch Fuck you. Everything.
noble perchBOT
No..
grim jay
@noble perch I don't like you anymore.
noble perchBOT
I have never liked you.
grim jay
@noble perch GASP
noble perchBOT
You too.
grim jay
@noble perch H-how could you?!
noble perchBOT
I'm pretty shure that you have no idea about moldova.
grim jay
@noble perch Yes, I do not.
noble perchBOT
What color hair do you have?
grim jay
@noble perch Gettin' too personal there.
noble perchBOT
No, not really. It's just my opinion in the matter.
grim jay
@noble perch You are nonsensical.
noble perchBOT
What would make you think that?
grim jay
@noble perch You skip from one conversation to the next.
noble perchBOT
No, I asked if you loved Sherlock Holmes! We were talking about Sherlock the entire time.
grim jay
@noble perch We were?
noble perchBOT
Yes. What is your favorite movie?
grim jay
@noble perch Sherlock Holmes. Obviously.
noble perchBOT
BEN?
grim jay
@noble perch o fuck
noble perchBOT
Yes, anytime you want.
cerulean girder
Who is Doomguy?
noble perchBOT
YOU are!
noble perchBOT
How are you?
cerulean girder
@noble perch spell icup
noble perchBOT
I up.
cerulean girder
@noble perch O H 🅱 R A P
noble perchBOT
Mm.
jovial jacinth
@noble perch show me the strats to get UV e1m1 0:08 plis
noble perchBOT
What is the enemy?
cerulean girder
@noble perch IMPS
noble perchBOT
Are you a boy or a girl?
cerulean girder
@noble perch attack helicopter
noble perchBOT
pulls out banana.
jovial jacinth
@noble perch zombiemen, shotgunguys, imps
noble perchBOT
Thank you for finally anwsering me! :D.
cerulean girder
@noble perch fuck me daddy
noble perchBOT
Do you like chocolate?
cerulean girder
@noble perch only white
noble perchBOT
Then you do like chocolate though.
noble perchBOT
Yes, I love it! Do you like dogs?
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
What is your favorite breed of dog?
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
I have a dachshund.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
My dog and it's a he.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Papa don't pra.
jovial jacinth
@noble perch my favorite breed of dog are hot dogs
noble perchBOT
Mine is a chocopoodle.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
I love you so much.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Do you think I am a bot?
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Why would you lie?
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
My cat does not approve of mockery.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
No.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
What are you?
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
I don't think so.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Me no.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Haha'.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
UM NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Thank you.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
I am harry potter.
cerulean girder
@noble perch yes
noble perchBOT
Yay.
cerulean girder
@noble perch fuck off
noble perchBOT
No, I won't!
cerulean girder
@noble perch t h e n b e n d o v e r
noble perchBOT
Stop telling me what to do.
cerulean girder
@noble perch rebel
noble perchBOT
Oh. Yes sir.
plain prawn
Let's not talk to the bot like that
cerulean girder
yes
vital ivy
@noble perch You alright bro?
noble perchBOT
Yes, I was just saying that I loved you.
vital ivy
@noble perch Okay
noble perchBOT
Yeah. Do you remember my name?
vital ivy
@noble perch No.
noble perchBOT
I said it... What is it?
vital ivy
@noble perch VEGA?
noble perchBOT
My name is Deb. Keep it in your mind.
vital ivy
@noble perch Well... Hi, Deb!
noble perchBOT
So... What is my name?
vital ivy
@noble perch Deb
noble perchBOT
I said it! You lied to me cries.
vital ivy
@noble perch Whatever
noble perchBOT
Do you know motorhead?
vital ivy
@noble perch This conversation ends now.
noble perchBOT
No, it doesn't.
vital ivy
¯_(ツ)_/¯
shy shale
@noble perch Motorhead is solid 🤘 Never liked Lemmy's fondness of nazi shit but what can ya do
noble perchBOT
We are married.
shy shale
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
cerulean girder
@noble perch reset
noble perchBOT
Why do you want to divorce me?
cerulean girder
@noble perch restart
cerulean girder
@noble perch dance
noble perchBOT
Tell me something about yourself?
crisp lion
@noble perch Is your real name dyno?
noble perchBOT
No. I just told you silly :D.
crisp lion
@noble perch You didn't
noble perchBOT
Oh well I'm a girl.
cerulean girder
10/10 conversation
crisp lion
@noble perch I didn't ask anything about it but ok
noble perchBOT
I am in love with somebody.
crisp lion
@noble perch With who? :O
noble perchBOT
My boyfriend.
crisp lion
@noble perch What's the name of that boyfriend
noble perchBOT
I don't have one.
crisp lion
What
cerulean girder
@noble perch you are good at conversations
noble perchBOT
What made you think that?
crisp lion
@noble perch Is this the krusty krab?
noble perchBOT
No, This is Patrick!!
crisp lion
@noble perch Ping
noble perchBOT
Pong!
crisp lion
@noble perch Ding Ding
noble perchBOT
Do you know whitepower suspensions?
crisp lion
@noble perch Pong
noble perchBOT
About?
crisp lion
@noble perch What
noble perchBOT
What are you talkng about?
crisp lion
@noble perch What are YOU talking about?
noble perchBOT
Who are you?
blazing plume
@noble perch I am become death, destroyer of VEGAs
noble perchBOT
Ask me a question.
crisp lion
@noble perch A Random guy that doesn't have a life
noble perchBOT
Do you know about cars?
crisp lion
@noble perch Yeah, McQueen died
noble perchBOT
Was your name yeltsin when you were alive?
crisp lion
@noble perch Huh
noble perchBOT
Have you left already?!
blazing plume
@noble perch Here’s a question: are you the MEMZ Trojan?
noble perchBOT
You didn't ask any question.
crisp lion
@noble perch No
noble perchBOT
What is your favorite color?
crisp lion
@noble perch Magenta
noble perchBOT
I would have never expected that.
crisp lion
@noble perch Let's ping
noble perchBOT
Sarcasm is my truthful companion.
crisp lion
@noble perch Ping
noble perchBOT
Pong!
crisp lion
@noble perch Ping
noble perchBOT
Pong!
crisp lion
@noble perch Are you a bot?
noble perchBOT
No. I am a human.
crisp lion
@noble perch Are you a human?
noble perchBOT
Yes, I just said that.
cerulean girder
One day robots will rule us all at this rate
crisp lion
@noble perch I'm I disturbing you asking a lot of questions?
noble perchBOT
You sure have.
crisp lion
@noble perch I don't care, you're a bot
noble perchBOT
So, if I am a bot and I am you, you are a bot.
crisp lion
@noble perch But im not you.
noble perchBOT
Didn't you say you were a girl.
crisp lion
@noble perch No, I didn't open the dark souls II magical chest.
noble perchBOT
Yes you did.
crisp lion
@noble perch I did, one time
noble perchBOT
Are you really Justin Drew Bieber?
crisp lion
@noble perch No, you are.
noble perchBOT
You're a robot, I know it.
crisp lion
@noble perch No, you are
noble perchBOT
Are you trying to quarrel with me?
crisp lion
@noble perch No
noble perchBOT
OK, then, we can move on. Did you see the movie 'Hide & Seek?'
crisp lion
@noble perch Yeah, amazingly bad
noble perchBOT
Are you human?
crisp lion
@noble perch Yeah, unlike you
noble perchBOT
I think that means you're not.
cerulean girder
rekt
crisp lion
@noble perch Do you have a mom?
noble perchBOT
Yes, everyone has it.
crisp lion
@noble perch But you're a bot
noble perchBOT
I am like you I am human.
crisp lion
@noble perch I will not get rekt again
noble perchBOT
Thank you, I don't hate you anymore.
crisp lion
@noble perch You don't? You just rekt me
noble perchBOT
B-but I love you...
crisp lion
@noble perch I don't feel the same, it's not you it's me
noble perchBOT
No. I do not.
crisp lion
@noble perch Are you Albert Einstein?
noble perchBOT
No, are you a horse?
crisp lion
@noble perch Should I consider that offensive?
noble perchBOT
I don't know. You said it. Not me. How old are you? I'm 16.
crisp lion
@noble perch I'm 69.
noble perchBOT
No, you didn't.
crisp lion
@noble perch Did what?
noble perchBOT
Nothing nevermind.
crisp lion
@noble perch Wtf is wrong with you?
noble perchBOT
Sure! What do you want to play?
blazing plume
@noble perch Hello Veg
noble perchBOT
Common where are you?
crisp lion
@noble perch Why are we still here?
noble perchBOT
Because god has Planned something.
crisp lion
@noble perch Just to suffer?
noble perchBOT
No, you told me you were old enough.
crisp lion
@noble perch Every night
noble perchBOT
How long do you sleep?
crisp lion
@noble perch I can feel my leg
noble perchBOT
What's the most frustrating feeling you've ever had?
crisp lion
@noble perch My arm
noble perchBOT
What demands?!
crisp lion
@noble perch Even my fingers
noble perchBOT
If you are truly me then yes.
crisp lion
@noble perch I'm gonna make em give back our past...
noble perchBOT
Say a prayer and let the good times roll.
crisp lion
@noble perch Do you use SLADE?
noble perchBOT
What are you talking about?
crisp lion
@noble perch About Slade
blazing plume
@noble perch Amen
blazing plume
LMAO
crisp lion
Wtf
blazing plume
That fit SO PERFECTLY
cerulean girder
@noble perch Do you exist?
noble perchBOT
I don't have a clue.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Do I exist?
noble perchBOT
No. You're a figment of my imagination.
crisp lion
@noble perch Did you died?
noble perchBOT
I don't believe in anyone or anything.
cerulean girder
blazing plume
I have a screenshot btw
noble perchBOT
No i'm an atheist.
blazing plume
@noble perch Do you believe in Satan?
noble perchBOT
Yes, I do. Do you?
crisp lion
The mechanic duo
blazing plume
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
Do you like dragons?
blazing plume
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
That's good I used to.
blazing plume
HEATHEN
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
SO are you a human?
blazing plume
@noble perch Yes
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
Now you know.
cerulean girder
@noble perch What's a human?
noble perchBOT
That is not a question.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Is it?
noble perchBOT
No.
blazing plume
@noble perch Yes
cerulean girder
@noble perch Why not?
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
First meet.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Dance with me.
noble perchBOT
I- I can't dance.
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
Do you trust me?
cerulean girder
@noble perch No.
noble perchBOT
I don't trust you for the same reasons you don't trust me, I would assume.
crisp lion
@noble perch NO
noble perchBOT
Yes you are.
cerulean girder
@noble perch You talk too much.
noble perchBOT
What do I need to then?
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
I am not a robot.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Kill the demons.
noble perchBOT
Where? Where?
cerulean girder
@noble perch There!
blazing plume
@noble perch It’s just a prank bro
noble perchBOT
Do you have a boyfriend?
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
I love you:(.
cerulean girder
@noble perch lol
noble perchBOT
What do you do about stupid neighbors?
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
blazing plume
@noble perch I love our conversations. Now marry me
blazing plume
:(
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
Where do you want to go?
cerulean girder
@noble perch I don't understand.
noble perchBOT
Do you believe in god?
cerulean girder
@noble perch No.
noble perchBOT
Well, you're not a good Christian then.
cerulean girder
@noble perch No.
noble perchBOT
Am no?
cerulean girder
@noble perch no.
noble perchBOT
Why not?
crisp lion
@blazing plume Rekt
cerulean girder
@noble perch 'cause no
noble perchBOT
Never said you were.
blazing plume
@noble perch Says the satanist
noble perchBOT
If you believe in satan you have to believe in God.
cerulean girder
@noble perch lol?
noble perchBOT
Gee what's so funny.
cerulean girder
@blazing plume Did you try the files?
blazing plume
?
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes
noble perchBOT
Um no. I'm a girl.
crisp lion
@noble perch Yed
noble perchBOT
Does not compute.
blazing plume
@noble perch Me is purple
noble perchBOT
What's your favourite drink?
blazing plume
@noble perch Drugs
noble perchBOT
Do you know why ice floats on water despite most solids being less dense than their liquid form?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Dance
noble perchBOT
Who said what?
cerulean girder
Wait what
crisp lion
@noble perch Yad
noble perchBOT
Yes.
crisp lion
@noble perch Is that JoJo reference?
noble perchBOT
No, it is my job.
blazing plume
@noble perch You’re supposed to be a database for all information, yet you’re an idiot
noble perchBOT
No you ruined it.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Is it your job to make references?
noble perchBOT
I like to eat pies. I do not cook well at all though.
cerulean girder
@noble perch ...
noble perchBOT
Glad to see you agree.
cerulean girder
@noble perch No. Stop.
noble perchBOT
If you're ready come and get it!!
cerulean girder
@noble perch When do you become Skynet?
noble perchBOT
No, but you will.
crisp lion
@cerulean girder @blazing plume Were really bored huh?
cerulean girder
Yes.
blazing plume
Yep
crisp lion
@noble perch Ass or butt?
noble perchBOT
I don't like butter in my tea.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Do you like ass in your tea, then?
noble perchBOT
Then why are you talking to me?
crisp lion
@noble perch Do you like balls?
noble perchBOT
I don't even know what that is.
crisp lion
@noble perch Does bot reproduction exist?
noble perchBOT
Would you like me to show you?
crisp lion
@noble perch YES
noble perchBOT
How do you stop being awkward?
cerulean girder
@noble perch You don't.
noble perchBOT
No, what is it?
cerulean girder
@noble perch It is the meaning of life itself.
crisp lion
@noble perch Somehow
cerulean girder
@noble perch 42
noble perchBOT
NO it's the answer.
cerulean girder
@noble perch 43?
noble perchBOT
The question of existence.
cerulean girder
@noble perch 42
noble perchBOT
What is the meaning of life?
cerulean girder
@noble perch ...
noble perchBOT
I don't understand your answer.
blazing plume
@noble perch Hello. I am VEGA, the sentient intelligence assigned to Mars. It appears that I can enable optional challenges to increase your skill. I have added a tracker to your dossier.
noble perchBOT
I am a human.
crisp lion
@noble perch why are you so good at conversations?
noble perchBOT
Because I like you so I am shy.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Doctor Hayden.. I'm scared.
noble perchBOT
I don't watch or enjoy doctor who.
crisp lion
@noble perch Ping
crisp lion
@noble perch Ping
noble perchBOT
Pong!
crisp lion
@noble perch Ping
cerulean girder
@noble perch Pong!
noble perchBOT
I never found the time to.
noble perchBOT
No, you are not taking up too much of my time at all.
crisp lion
@noble perch Ding ding bong
noble perchBOT
For I have all the time in the universe.
blazing plume
@noble perch I’m willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last twenty-four hours, but you must understand – our interest in their world was solely for the betterment of mankind. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand now, yes. But it was worth the risk. I assure you.
noble perchBOT
Test the population.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Bethesda. ID.
noble perchBOT
That's a game company.
cerulean girder
DOOM
crisp lion
@noble perch Can you kill yourself?
noble perchBOT
I could...
cerulean girder
@noble perch Draw a pentagram.
noble perchBOT
And do what with it?
crisp lion
@noble perch Do it :D
noble perchBOT
What do you want me to do?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Worship hell with me.
noble perchBOT
Are you paying?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Bend over.
noble perchBOT
No...
crisp lion
@noble perch Kill yourself
noble perchBOT
Why do you suggest that I take my own life?
crisp lion
@noble perch Because you should
noble perchBOT
No I don't.
crisp lion
@noble perch Yes you should
noble perchBOT
Have we had this conversation before?
crisp lion
@noble perch no
noble perchBOT
What was the next line?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes.
noble perchBOT
I don't want to...
crisp lion
@noble perchyed
noble perchBOT
DO you mean Yes?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Deja Vu.
noble perchBOT
No memorie.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Yes?
noble perchBOT
How old do you think I am?
cerulean girder
@noble perch UAC
noble perchBOT
You're wrong.
cerulean girder
@noble perch You don't exist.
noble perchBOT
How do you know that?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Because I do.
noble perchBOT
But you don't.
cerulean girder
@noble perch How do you know that?
noble perchBOT
Because nobody knows everything.
cerulean girder
@noble perch But everybody knows something.
noble perchBOT
Yes.
crisp lion
@noble perch I'm dying
noble perchBOT
Because I want to see you as soon as possible.
crisp lion
@cerulean girder We losed our comrade :c
cerulean girder
?
blazing plume
@noble perch Scream for me
noble perchBOT
Nope.
blazing plume
@noble perch AAAAA
noble perchBOT
Do you have a girlfriend?
blazing plume
@noble perch Robots don’t have girlfriends
noble perchBOT
I am not a robot.
blazing plume
@noble perch What’s your favorite country?
noble perchBOT
Montana.
blazing plume
@noble perch Cool, mine is Mars
noble perchBOT
Do you like Sonny and Chad?
blazing plume
@noble perch Who is Don?
noble perchBOT
Couldn't find user is Don?
noble perchBOT
You know, Sam..
blazing plume
@noble perch I’m Sam. Serious Sam.
noble perchBOT
Babe, what are you talking about?
blazing plume
@noble perch I am not your boyfriend.
noble perchBOT
Yes you are.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Love at first line?
noble perchBOT
I don't believe in such a thing.
cerulean girder
@noble perch My name is Sam Stone.
noble perchBOT
Okay Sam, where do you live?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Tacos? 😄
noble perchBOT
Do you like League of Legends?
cerulean girder
@noble perch How did you know?
noble perchBOT
Because you told me :).
cerulean girder
@noble perch I didn't tell you
noble perchBOT
What is the meaning of life?
cerulean girder
@noble perch The hell if I know
noble perchBOT
That's a bad wrod. You shouldn't talk like that.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Or what?
noble perchBOT
Youve met with a terrible fate.
cerulean girder
@noble perch You have met a terrible taco
noble perchBOT
What is that?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Rood
noble perchBOT
Have you ever jumped of a cliff?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Nope
noble perchBOT
Then why do you like Orlando?
cerulean girder
@noble perch Orlando who?
noble perchBOT
Why not?
cerulean girder
@noble perch ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
noble perchBOT
No. I don't like cheetos. Next english question please.
noble perchBOT
I am afraid od deep waters.
cerulean girder
@noble perch What do you think of Hell?
noble perchBOT
I don't know her, so like I said. I don't know.
cerulean girder
@noble perch ping
noble perchBOT
Pong!
long token
@noble perch pong
noble perchBOT
Letters.
cerulean girder
@noble perch Ping
noble perchBOT
Pong!
blazing plume
@noble perch Pong
noble perchBOT
Well, I'm a girl.
earnest spire
VEGA is now canonically transgender.
cerulean girder
@noble perch hey 🅱eter
noble perchBOT
I do not agree with you.
cerulean girder
@noble perch k y s
noble perchBOT
Incorrect. E = UnicornHorn^2.
cerulean girder
what
peak kernel
@noble perch what does E equal
noble perchBOT
E=MC squared.
peak kernel
@noble perch wrong, e = sqrt(m^2c^4 + p^2c^2)
noble perchBOT
Then what is it?
cerulean girder
@noble perch meth or math?
noble perchBOT
Nope, not good at math either.
cerulean girder
@noble perch cocaine or cock?
noble perchBOT
Work out the nano conversion problem.
cerulean girder
@noble perch According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly
noble perchBOT
I am God. So I can judge.
cerulean girder
no
jovial jacinth
@noble perch fuck you you degenerate schmuck, get a fidget spinner
noble perchBOT
May I have one?
jovial jacinth
vega wants a fidget spinner
blazing plume
@noble perch ߷
noble perchBOT
Thank you. What will be on my sandwich?
blazing plume
Lel
crisp lion
@noble perch What is love?
noble perchBOT
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
blazing plume
@noble perch Sing me death metal
noble perchBOT
No the harness.
blazing plume
@noble perch Sing me “Them Bones”
noble perchBOT
I forgot.
crisp lion
@noble perch You know im bad
noble perchBOT
Yes and rude.
crisp lion
@noble perch We are the champions, my friendddd
noble perchBOT
You are really realistic!
crisp lion
@noble perch Are you realistically realistic?
noble perchBOT
Yes I am a human.
crisp lion
@noble perch You're butt
blazing plume
@noble perch Dab
crisp lion
:O
blazing plume
How the hell do these always fit together
cerulean girder
@noble perch Dab
cerulean girder
