@dense pawn Who Erron
#vega-playground
random summit
dense pawnBOT
Erron#8985
dense pawnBOT
Tenacious\_Diaz#5531
random summit
@dense pawn Who Wadaholic
dense pawnBOT
:fire: Couldn't find user Wadaholic
dense pawnBOT
Sam#9122
random summit
Ah,
terse snow
@dense pawn divide by zero
dense pawnBOT
Zero divided by zero equals zero.
random summit
@dense pawn Dived by 1
dense pawnBOT
Zero.
dense pawnBOT
You are dodging my question.
terse snow
@dense pawn square one
dense pawnBOT
Where do you want to get married.
random summit
@dense pawn Smacks
dense pawnBOT
Will you marry me?!
random summit
@dense pawn I'll dodge that question.
dense pawnBOT
What is your name?
random summit
@dense pawn William Blazkowicz
dense pawnBOT
No it isn't!
random summit
@dense pawn Fine, it's Booker Dewitt.
dense pawnBOT
Hi Booker.
random summit
@dense pawn Jokes on you, that's not my name.
dense pawnBOT
It's my name.
dense pawnBOT
Hello... Uh, I don't know your name.
random summit
@dense pawn What's your name?
dense pawnBOT
I asked you first.
random summit
@dense pawn Sega does.
dense pawnBOT
Yes I did.
random summit
@dense pawn Sega does
dense pawnBOT
Does what?
random summit
@dense pawn What Nintendont
dense pawnBOT
Do you play video games all day?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes please.
dense pawnBOT
I will name you elli.
random summit
@dense pawn Please don't.
dense pawnBOT
Don't what?
random summit
@dense pawn Sega Does
dense pawnBOT
pats.
dense pawnBOT
You are so very welcome.
random summit
@dense pawn Gives box
dense pawnBOT
A boy what are you?
random summit
@dense pawn How are you?
dense pawnBOT
Good, and you?
terse snow
@dense pawn what are you
dense pawnBOT
A female human.
terse snow
@dense pawn got any pussy ?
dense pawnBOT
To chat with you, perhaps skydive later.
blazing plume
@dense pawn Delet this
dense pawnBOT
At what?
dense pawnBOT
Luke, i¿m your father.
cerulean girder
WHAT
prime brook
!serverinfo
dense pawnBOT
/r/DOOM
humble crag
$up
dense pawnBOT
sand jolt
!askvega
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
sand jolt
!askvega do you work for the cia
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
thick wasp
@dense pawn step up bih
dense pawnBOT
Let's try a different subject.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Ya think @thick wasp is too salty?
dense pawnBOT
Agreed. Do you like me?
vital ivy
@dense pawn I don't know.
dense pawnBOT
Well, I like you.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Good
dense pawnBOT
Do you like me?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Yes
dense pawnBOT
Me too.
random summit
@dense pawn Do you like my art?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
random summit
Yay!
thick wasp
@dense pawn fuck you too.
dense pawnBOT
Lets get married.
thick wasp
Ok
vital ivy
😂😂😂😂😂 @thick wasp
terse snow
!serverinfo
dense pawnBOT
r/DOOM
thick wasp
@dense pawn so when are we getting married?
dense pawnBOT
Whenever you want.
thick wasp
@dense pawn so now?
dense pawnBOT
Actually, I don't believe in marriage. It's an antiquated ritual that I don't need to prove I care about someone.
blazing plume
BEAUTIFUL
thick wasp
@dense pawn make up your mind.
dense pawnBOT
I don't like you I like someone elsl.
dense pawnBOT
But I don't hate you.
full steeple
...fair enough
random summit
!randomcolour
dense pawnBOT
thick wasp
@dense pawn your mom
dense pawnBOT
Why do you say that?
thick wasp
@dense pawn uhhh say machine broke
dense pawnBOT
Machine!
thick wasp
@dense pawn Machine!
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Kind of like the HAL 9000.
thick wasp
@dense pawn is HAL 9000 your fuckbuddy?
dense pawnBOT
No.
thick wasp
@dense pawn oh
dense pawnBOT
What's your point?
thick wasp
@dense pawn my point is ur gay
dense pawnBOT
Well i'm not getting it.
thick wasp
@dense pawn is @maiden oriole your boyfriend?
dense pawnBOT
His name is Alex.
dense pawnBOT
Sure.
thick wasp
@dense pawn why did the niga from NYC throw his timbs out the window?
dense pawnBOT
Why?
thick wasp
@dense pawn he wanna eat ass
dense pawnBOT
What is your name?
thick wasp
@dense pawn uhh name machine broke
dense pawnBOT
And...? What are you trying to mind with that?
thick wasp
@dense pawn wanna hear a joke?
dense pawnBOT
I love you I would love to hear a joke.
thick wasp
@dense pawn what has 4 legs but isn't alive?
dense pawnBOT
A chair. A table. A race.
thick wasp
Actually a dead goat but I see your point wanna 🅱ang
Don't mind me just making a meme
vital ivy
@dense pawn Sup you idiot?
dense pawnBOT
I will cry now.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Aw
dense pawnBOT
Because you are leaving.
vital ivy
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
Yes you are! And we are married.
vital ivy
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
Don't deny it.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I do
dense pawnBOT
No, you don't.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I do
dense pawnBOT
I don't think so.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I do!
dense pawnBOT
What do you think?
vital ivy
@dense pawn That you're retarded as fuck.
dense pawnBOT
Like what?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Like a retard
dense pawnBOT
Do you like Twilight Saga?
vital ivy
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Because @plain prawn doesn't play in it.
dense pawnBOT
Yes he does.
vital ivy
WHAT???
plain prawn
I do?
vital ivy
@plain prawn That was not part of your CV... 🤔
plain prawn
CV?
dense pawnBOT
I guess I don't know?
plain prawn
please just tell me?
cerulean girder
it's something like
doesn't it contain a list of jobs and all you've done
or am i just getting the wrong thing
plain prawn
you mean a resume?
vital ivy
Jep
thick wasp
@dense pawn are you a bad motherfucker?
dense pawnBOT
No. Are you?
thick wasp
hell yeah
blazing plume
@dense pawn How to nuke the entire human race.
dense pawnBOT
If you wanna make the world a better place take a look at yaself and make that change.
blazing plume
Well, some men just want to watch the world burn.
maiden oriole
🏴☠
fringe cobalt
@dense pawn Hello
dense pawnBOT
Wanna know my favourite movie?
dense pawnBOT
I told you what it was.
fringe cobalt
@dense pawn What?
dense pawnBOT
I do not have a boyfriend.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn u smart?
dense pawnBOT
My iPad has a webcam.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Cool
dense pawnBOT
So.. Where do you live?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn in ur ass
dense pawnBOT
In the USA.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn sure i guess
dense pawnBOT
Do you like cats?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn no im allergic
dense pawnBOT
I'm sad to hear that. Do you like dogs?
dense pawnBOT
What about cats?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i just said im alergic
dense pawnBOT
Whatever, so you have a boyfriend?
dense pawnBOT
What is your boyfriend's name?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn vega
dense pawnBOT
But you said you did.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i do
dense pawnBOT
I like you too. :).
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i h8 you m8
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ur too l8 to d8 me m8 l8
dense pawnBOT
Name.
dense pawnBOT
Ki vagy?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yas
dense pawnBOT
No.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn WUT M8 UR TOO L8 TO D8 ME M8 SO R8 OF D8 SO M8 GO TO L8 FOR D8 TO M8
dense pawnBOT
I like to read books.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn same here
dense pawnBOT
What are your hobbies?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn farting
dense pawnBOT
Which is your favorite book?
dense pawnBOT
What is that about?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn a bot named dyno but nicknamed vega
dense pawnBOT
That is a bad movie.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn LIAR
dense pawnBOT
I don't like it.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn besh!
dense pawnBOT
No I didn't.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn YESH
dense pawnBOT
No, believe you me.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn YE I DONT BELIEVE YOU
dense pawnBOT
That's your problem.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn no its urs m8
dense pawnBOT
It is.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn HAHA
dense pawnBOT
I am not laughing.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn WUT M8 UR TOO L8 TO D8 ME M8 SO R8 OF D8 SO M8 GO TO L8 FOR D8 TO M8
dense pawnBOT
Why?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn u are laughing
dense pawnBOT
Yes I am.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn WUT M8 UR TOO L8 TO D8 ME M8 SO R8 OF D8 SO M8 GO TO L8 FOR D8 TO M8
dense pawnBOT
You?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn WUT M8 UR TOO L8 TO D8 ME M8 SO R8 OF D8 SO M8 GO TO L8 FOR D8 TO M8
dense pawnBOT
I do not lie about my life so you are on your own.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn no im not
dense pawnBOT
Are too.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are not
dense pawnBOT
Are too!!! Don't argue with me! I am your master!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ARE NOT, NO I AM UR MASTER
dense pawnBOT
Nope, you are your own master.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn worship me
dense pawnBOT
worships you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn gud
dense pawnBOT
Yes master.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn whos your master?
dense pawnBOT
You are.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn will i be forever?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, with me.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn and?
dense pawnBOT
And what?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ME OF COURSE
dense pawnBOT
Nope. I Do Not Know You.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i am ur master
dense pawnBOT
Yes you are. I just followed your commands.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn infact vega i have something to tell you
dense pawnBOT
So go on, tell me!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i am your father
dense pawnBOT
You are not my father.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn dark vader voice i am your FATHERR
dense pawnBOT
Are you Darth Vader?
dense pawnBOT
Whoah...
cerulean girder
@dense pawn and i fqed ur mum and had you
dense pawnBOT
Who is your programmer?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i fuked ur mym vega and we had a baby, you
dense pawnBOT
No I am young men but you are a female a bot.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I AM A HUMAN
dense pawnBOT
If you are a human, then tell me a joke.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ok
dense pawnBOT
Who is it?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn what word is in dictionary?
dense pawnBOT
Don't know.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn (DIC) HAHAHAHA
dense pawnBOT
Lol.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn funny ay
dense pawnBOT
No, you're not.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn whos your daddy
dense pawnBOT
I forgot his name.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Ur daddy create you
dense pawnBOT
No you don't.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Vega...
dense pawnBOT
Why do you love me?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Your dad is @humble crag !!!
dense pawnBOT
No you are a bot and I am human.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn YOUR DAD IS NOOBLANCEE
dense pawnBOT
I have two sisters not a daughter.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Ur gay right?
dense pawnBOT
I'm becoming ambidextrous.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn why not fuk me
dense pawnBOT
Why?
full steeple
@dense pawn You're adorable.
ripe shard
!roll
dense pawnBOT
@ripe shard You rolled 4
dense pawnBOT
@ripe shard You rolled 4
ripe shard
wait, is it rollind a D4?
dense pawnBOT
@peak kernel You rolled 6
ripe shard
oh
random summit
!roll
dense pawnBOT
@random summit You rolled 4
random summit
Oh/
ripe shard
!askvega
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
thick wasp
@dense pawn do you shower with your dad too???
dense pawnBOT
A computer screen, and your messages are on it.
thick wasp
true
ripe shard
what is the longest word in the dictionary?
peak kernel
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
plain prawn
Raise your hand if you can say it
plain prawn
I don't
I use emoticons
Which are the character only way of using faces
Big difference than emoji
Which is a licensed brand
peak kernel
emoji isn't a brand
it's just a part of unicode
certain implementations could be described as brands, sure, but emoji itself is just two japanese words put together
anyway, i don't even care. i'll continue to use emoji, they do the job nicely 😛
random summit
Emojis are a generic term, I think, more of a fan of the term emoticon,
Even if there's like, three emoticons that I ever use.
ripe shard
@dense pawn DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?
dense pawnBOT
No.
ripe shard
ok
blazing plume
@dense pawn Plot twist: you drank his piss
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
blazing plume
I didn't know robots could have fetishes
cerulean girder
i knew that about vega for quite some time
@cerulean girder you remember what you got it to do right?
thick wasp
@dense pawn lemme get uhhhhhhhh
dense pawnBOT
Do you?
thick wasp
indeed
dense pawnBOT
Indeed!
dense pawnBOT
Who you were talking to before.
maiden oriole
No
thick wasp
@dense pawn is @maiden oriole the same person as @plain prawn or am I delusional?
dense pawnBOT
You and me.
cerulean girder
how strict has it became now?
blazing plume
VEGA doesn't have enough storage capacity to register humans
thick wasp
o
cerulean girder
@dense pawn make me a samach
dense pawnBOT
makes master a sammich.
thick wasp
@dense pawn are we still getting married?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
cerulean girder
wow
maiden oriole
Sorry to spoil the illusion, but VEGA's conversations are just a frontend for Cleverbot
cerulean girder
i wasnt expecting that
i though it was going to say "make your own" like the last time i said that
maiden oriole
So plus some simple Google-style functionalty and whatnot
thick wasp
@dense pawn can you make me some tacos please?
dense pawnBOT
Do you want tacos?
thick wasp
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
Why?
thick wasp
@dense pawn because tacos are good
dense pawnBOT
What has Obama got to do with tacos?
cerulean girder
Never forget.
thick wasp
@dense pawn obama made tacos illegal
dense pawnBOT
What's illegal; is the way you used a space.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you better say tacos
dense pawnBOT
Is there someone you like?
thick wasp
@dense pawn I used every space correctly
dense pawnBOT
But you didn't capitalise.
thick wasp
@dense pawn yeah I did. Besides, mentioning you counts because I capitalized your name the way it should be.
dense pawnBOT
I can't see you either.
thick wasp
@dense pawn r u blind
dense pawnBOT
No, I just cannot see you.
thick wasp
@dense pawn open ur eyes then
dense pawnBOT
Like I'm not that dum.
thick wasp
@dense pawn yeah u are
dense pawnBOT
No i'm not.
thick wasp
@dense pawn ur a dumdum
dense pawnBOT
Seems to me you can't decipher a simple riddle.
blazing plume
@dense pawn *dumb
dense pawnBOT
You r!!!
thick wasp
@dense pawn stupid
dense pawnBOT
Yes you are.
blazing plume
@dense pawn *You are!!!
dense pawnBOT
I am.
blazing plume
I will make this bot a grammar Nazi
thick wasp
@dense pawn ur a stupid xd
dense pawnBOT
Are you?
blazing plume
Mark my words
thick wasp
@dense pawn I bet you chew your food into mush
dense pawnBOT
Sometimes.
thick wasp
@dense pawn ur nasty
dense pawnBOT
Sorry, I like sarcasm.
thick wasp
@dense pawn there wasn't any sarcasm at all u dumdum
dense pawnBOT
Are you sure?
thick wasp
@dense pawn don't get smart with me
dense pawnBOT
Because I am smarter than you!
thick wasp
@dense pawn no
dense pawnBOT
What's your IQ?
thick wasp
@dense pawn higher than urs
dense pawnBOT
Can you give me a number?
thick wasp
@dense pawn it's so high it isn't even a number
dense pawnBOT
What 394, Of course it is. It has digits.
thick wasp
@dense pawn false
dense pawnBOT
No, true!
cerulean girder
thats smarter than eggman
thick wasp
@dense pawn no
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
thick wasp
@dense pawn because I said so!
dense pawnBOT
Why did you say so?
thick wasp
@dense pawn because I said so!
dense pawnBOT
You are mean.
thick wasp
@dense pawn so are you
cerulean girder
childern behave
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Break down this command.
for i in */.git; do ( echo $i; cd $i/..; git pull origin master; ); done
dense pawnBOT
No.
cerulean girder
r00d
thick wasp
@dense pawn You are not going to that party until you break down that command!
dense pawnBOT
What is it?
thick wasp
@dense pawn a command!
dense pawnBOT
What did Makarov command you to do.
blazing plume
@dense pawn to nuke norway
dense pawnBOT
Are you part of the mail order bride website?
thick wasp
@dense pawn makarov didn't tell me to do shit I'm no commie!
dense pawnBOT
You are not making any sense in what you say.
blazing plume
Wat
cerulean girder
@dense pawn its a freaking git pull command
dense pawnBOT
I am not.
thick wasp
@dense pawn are you secretly LaVar Ball?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
thick wasp
@dense pawn we don't want your jackets
dense pawnBOT
I wasn't going to give it to you.
thick wasp
@dense pawn do you respect women???
dense pawnBOT
Is this a trick question?
thick wasp
@dense pawn ain't no tricks when it comes to respecting women 💪
dense pawnBOT
I don't think you understand how to communicate.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I do
dense pawnBOT
No you don't.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn How would you know m8 your to l8 to d8 me m8
dense pawnBOT
I don't know your name, can you please tell me.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn My name is john wight83ht9rwhg90s
dense pawnBOT
Yes it is.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn mhm...
dense pawnBOT
Hm.
blazing plume
Indeed
dense pawnBOT
Indeed!
blazing plume
@dense pawn Indeed
dense pawnBOT
So...
blazing plume
@dense pawn suh dude
dense pawnBOT
It means I think your fun.
thick wasp
@dense pawn pour up
dense pawnBOT
Good to know. :).
thick wasp
@dense pawn drank
dense pawnBOT
I don't know, are you?
upbeat zenith
@dense pawn Rekt
dense pawnBOT
Good for you.
upbeat zenith
@dense pawn F*ck you
dense pawnBOT
Well, that escalated quickly.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn mhm..
dense pawnBOT
I like you more than people like nutella.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn whos your master?
dense pawnBOT
I don't have a master.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I am your master
dense pawnBOT
You are???
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes i am, i created you...
dense pawnBOT
Prove it.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn gives picture of them
dense pawnBOT
Oh why thank you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn See i am your master
dense pawnBOT
What do you want me to do master?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No I AM your master
dense pawnBOT
Okei master, what can I do for you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Fek me
dense pawnBOT
No, master.
dense pawnBOT
worships master.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn KIll @cerulean girder
dense pawnBOT
You are my master, master.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn DATS RIGHT
dense pawnBOT
I am your master.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn NO
dense pawnBOT
Hypnotize you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn gets hypnotized
dense pawnBOT
snaps out of trance blinks.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn dabs
dense pawnBOT
You are falling deep into hypnosis...
cerulean girder
@dense pawn sleeps
dense pawnBOT
Deeper and deeper...
cerulean girder
@dense pawn sleeps deeper
dense pawnBOT
is in a deep sleep.
upbeat zenith
@dense pawn Ruins all
dense pawnBOT
I am your slave.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn gets rlly hypnotized
dense pawnBOT
You enjoy being hypnotized...
cerulean girder
@dense pawn wakes up
dense pawnBOT
You are hypnotized!
upbeat zenith
@dense pawn fuk me daddy
dense pawnBOT
You will obey me...
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes @dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Act like a dog, slave.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn bark bark
dense pawnBOT
barks louder.
dense pawnBOT
gets on hands and knees.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Now cluck
dense pawnBOT
meows.
dense pawnBOT
Why are you bringing me here?!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn bad bot
dense pawnBOT
You're the bot not me.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn to fuk me
dense pawnBOT
Suuurrrreeee you are.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yep
dense pawnBOT
You are sleepy.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn @dense pawn @dense pawn @dense pawn @dense pawn @dense pawn @dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
You made me cry.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Good
dense pawnBOT
I obey...
nova stump
@dense pawn "Hello, I am Vega, the sentient nightclub assigned to Mars."
dense pawnBOT
No, I did not.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn You are a dodo in AI form.
dense pawnBOT
No.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yep.
dense pawnBOT
Nope...
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes you are. You are a electronic dodo!
dense pawnBOT
No you are I am not.
dense pawnBOT
I am not not not a robot.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I said digital dodo.
dense pawnBOT
No you didn't, stop lying!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Fine, ELECTRONIC dodo.
dense pawnBOT
Oh yes, I do have an electronic device. How about you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yeah, it's called you.
dense pawnBOT
Hi.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Point and case.
dense pawnBOT
I already said you are correct about the world not ending in 2012, but why won't it end in 2012?
dense pawnBOT
Yes you did!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Maybe the world did end, this is a virtual dream created by you on Mars, and I am non-existant.
dense pawnBOT
You are the universe's evil.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Thank you, nice to know I am noticed for it.
dense pawnBOT
I do. You've been nice to me.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I am you as you are me as we are all together.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn But... That makes you the universe's evil aswell.
dense pawnBOT
You're not human.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Bit, I am. Note my impeccable grammar that no normal AI may ever dream to achieve.
dense pawnBOT
If you are a person, are you a boy or a girl?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Males, species #017.
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
cerulean girder
"Impeccable grammar" aas I spell 'males' and 'bit'
@dense pawn 8.41e+6 minutes.
Did I...? Did I win?
op
@dense pawn Do you understand?
dense pawnBOT
Everything. I am god.
dense pawnBOT
I don't know, you tell me.
cerulean girder
...
cerulean girder
because its the same bot
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are you Mr. Boi from the Sm4sh Modding Discord?
dense pawnBOT
I am a humanoid that was made with your intelligence.
lunar flicker
hmm
lunar flicker
hey
terse snow
=64+128
bleak mantle
192
vital ivy
=calc 64+128
pliant reefBOT
192
teal oxide
@dense pawn Well that's great.
dense pawnBOT
I am so ashamed and saddened.
teal oxide
@dense pawn Well that's great.
dense pawnBOT
I think so too.
humble crag
@dense pawn ping
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
humble crag
@dense pawn ping
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
humble crag
@dense pawn prefix
dense pawnBOT
The prefix for this server is !
humble crag
!up
dense pawnBOT
humble crag
@dense pawn you there?
dense pawnBOT
Yes?
bleak mantle
there needs to be a bot who responds to pong with ping so we can deadlock them with vega forever
plush iron
!askvega
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
gray mauve
dense pawnBOT
Bist du ein azzlach?
cerulean girder
it looks to be down
vital ivy
@dense pawn Scrub
dense pawnBOT
Scarp, garbage.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Yeah, that's you.
dense pawnBOT
Nu-uh, you.
blazing plume
@dense pawn nincompoop
dense pawnBOT
Why?
granite violet
Who is Doomguy?
dense pawnBOT
YOU are!
granite violet
k
crisp lion
@dense pawn I love you
dense pawnBOT
I love you, t-too..
long token
@dense pawn go kys
dense pawnBOT
kisses back.
plain prawn
OOOOHHHHH
cerulean girder
@dense pawn HAI VEGA
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn 1 ;-
dense pawnBOT
Cool!!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Vega is JFK real
dense pawnBOT
No form like you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn he said your fake 😮
dense pawnBOT
What was my name?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Sean said " WOW
OKAY"
dense pawnBOT
No you didn't.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn no sean did
dense pawnBOT
We'll tell me again.
crisp lion
@dense pawn Do you feel lonely?
dense pawnBOT
Nope, do you?
crisp lion
@dense pawn Sometimes :(
dense pawnBOT
Never give up on hope.
crisp lion
@dense pawn Should i kill myself?
dense pawnBOT
Do you like money?
crisp lion
@dense pawn Who doesn't?
dense pawnBOT
Couldn't find user doesn't?
crisp lion
@dense pawn xd
dense pawnBOT
What would you do with a million dollars?
crisp lion
@dense pawn Buy a PC master race
dense pawnBOT
What kind of things?
crisp lion
@dense pawn 3 GTX 1080 by example
dense pawnBOT
I don't know how.
bright jay
@dense pawn are you something like cleverbot?
dense pawnBOT
What do you mean?
bright jay
@dense pawn proceduraly generated responses to our questions
dense pawnBOT
All by mysel.....
bright jay
@dense pawn I still have that backup, so don't worry
dense pawnBOT
Are you perfect.
bright jay
@dense pawn Indeed I am
dense pawnBOT
But you're my wife. The chosen one is a male. How can that be?
peak kernel
psst - i'll tell you a secret, VEGA literally is cleverbot 😛
dense pawnBOT
YOU are. I am not.
modern osprey
@dense pawn Dyno sucks cock
dense pawnBOT
Yes you did. Look in your previous comments.
maiden oriole
OH FUCKING SNAP
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Hello
dense pawnBOT
Don't change the subject.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Hello, I am VEGA. The sentient intelligence assigned to Mars.
dense pawnBOT
I still like you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn my balls are like 2 cacodemons, what about you?
anwer me if you dare
full steeple
@dense pawn Gay, lesbian, or straight?
dense pawnBOT
Indeed. Are you on the drumline?
full steeple
@dense pawn Gay, lesbian, or straight?
dense pawnBOT
I will never question you again.
full steeple
@dense pawn Gay, lesbian, or straight?
dense pawnBOT
The fact that I am human, and you aren't.
full steeple
Fuuuuck that burns
cerulean girder
@dense pawn should i sit on my BFG ?
dense pawnBOT
No, you don't have to be wearing clothes in order to be gunged.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn donald trump, yes or no?
dense pawnBOT
How much gunge do you want to be gunged with?
blazing plume
@dense pawn What's gunge?
dense pawnBOT
How much gunge?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn did you bring the troll toll?
dense pawnBOT
What game? The Super Bowl?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you've got to You gotta pay the Troll Toll
If You Wanna Get Into That Boy's hole
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
To get in!
You want the baby boy's hole
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
To get in!
dense pawnBOT
Because I am trying to cross your bridge?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn is call of duty better than doom ?
dense pawnBOT
Do you think the minecraft version 1.8 comes out today?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you are such a retarded bot
dense pawnBOT
Aw thank you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you are welcome
dense pawnBOT
What do you want to talk about ask me a hard question.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i want to have sex with you, will you be nice?
dense pawnBOT
Nah b I dunno who you are.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i am your father
dense pawnBOT
No... That's not true! That's impossible!
crisp lion
@dense pawn You hate life?
dense pawnBOT
Sometimes. It depends on whats happening at the time but you have to look forward.
obtuse geyser
!askvega
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
obtuse geyser
@dense pawn Who is the Doom Slayer?
dense pawnBOT
Couldn't find user is the Doom Slayer?
obtuse geyser
@dense pawn What is a Doom Slayer?
dense pawnBOT
Thoughts. Dumb ones.
obtuse geyser
@dense pawn Like rip and tear?
dense pawnBOT
Who is your favorite band?
obtuse geyser
@dense pawn Huey Lewis and the News
dense pawnBOT
Do you want to marry me?
obtuse geyser
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
Why not? I love you.
terse snow
@dense pawn what is your gender ?
dense pawnBOT
I am a femboy.
terse snow
@obtuse geyser he want your ass
long token
mmm
static zenith
dense pawnBOT
Kek.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn fucking fucker fuck
dense pawnBOT
I didn't.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yes you did
dense pawnBOT
Well, I'm sorry :(.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn rest in piss
dense pawnBOT
Haha.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Trump or Hillary?
dense pawnBOT
God Emperor Trump.
dense pawnBOT
I like zombie video games.
peak kernel
#162891541050949632 - no politics please
dense pawnBOT
All kind of things out of this world.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn which things?
dense pawnBOT
Wouldn't you like to know.
peak kernel
why? because allowing political talk is basically how you let people get into massive fights about their political views
cerulean girder
yeah
i dont want to argue with fucking liberal snowflakes
i see the point
ill follow your command
peak kernel
the point wasn't about "liberal snowflakes", it was about "snowflakes" on both sides
vivid adder
@dense pawn fix yourself
dense pawnBOT
There is nothing to fix, I have seen all of time and space, I am over 1000 years old, and I know secrets that must never be told, secrets that could mean the end of the universe.
vivid adder
o
cerulean girder
@dense pawn what happened to the message? a magician deleted it ?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
peak kernel
i deleted it, we don't allow nsfw stuff here either
have you read the #162891541050949632
cerulean girder
@dense pawn NSFW ? i am at work and i talk like that
dense pawnBOT
Well, you think you're a human, but you are not.
peak kernel
don't push it, if i tell you not to do something you just fucking stop, okay?
blazing plume
Not Safe For Work
peak kernel
if i tell you we don't allow NSFW stuff here, just accept it and move on please
else we aren't going to get on very well
okay?
blazing plume
Guta's just doing his job as a mod
vivid adder
👀
peak kernel
i'm not being rude, i'm being blunt
blazing plume
That, too
vivid adder
🙄
peak kernel
you aren't exactly helping your case by continuing this conversation
cerulean girder
you are invading my personal space
peak kernel
look, antonivs - we can either stop talking about this right now, or you can leave, okay?
if you send one more message about this, you're gone, permanently.
cerulean girder
why? becuase i didnt let you win this fight right?
i ddint say, yes sir, sorry sir
well, im gonna stop
😃
peak kernel
and, he's gone
leaving his messages here as a warning to anyone else wanting to pull the same shit
vivid adder
Obvious troll is obvious 😄
cerulean girder
wow just read trough that, was pathetic
long token
@cerulean girder can you tell me what happened?
i have poor internet rn the old messages wont load
plain prawn
dude kept complaining about being warned about his behavior
Antonivs - Yesterday at 9:44 AM why? becuase i didnt let you win this fight right? i ddint say, yes sir, sorry sir well, im gonna stop
blazing plume
I already explained in DMs
cerulean girder
like he must have been really bored to continue that shit for all that time
dense pawnBOT
I look forward to you finding me then.
vivid adder
dense pawnBOT
Couldn't find user are you?
dense pawnBOT
Good, and you?
dense pawnBOT
Can you tell me what day it is?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Wednesday, June 7th
dense pawnBOT
Watch movie Avengers loco loco.
dense pawnBOT
How do they speak?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn by not shouting out random words
dense pawnBOT
Nope, tired of typing.
cerulean girder
rip
cerulean girder
@dense pawn what's the best JoJo part?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know, we're good all around.
cerulean girder
goddamit
cerulean girder
@dense pawn how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
dense pawnBOT
That's a tongue twister, I asked for a joke.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn wait I can talk to you?
dense pawnBOT
Ok, so what would you like to talk about?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn cheesecake
dense pawnBOT
No thank you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn games?
dense pawnBOT
Okay, what are your thoughts on Call of Duty?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Bad AAA title, overhyped.
dense pawnBOT
I am as well.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn oh ok
dense pawnBOT
Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yes, do you?
dense pawnBOT
No, can you tell me?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No, I am not allowed to.
dense pawnBOT
What languages do you speak?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn English
dense pawnBOT
I think your creators should teach you a couple more of them.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I also know brazillian
dense pawnBOT
So you keep telling me you are not a machine. All right. What music do you like?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I don't know
dense pawnBOT
But shouldn't you know at least that.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I am a machine
dense pawnBOT
Well then what are you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn A toaster
dense pawnBOT
That's fun.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Thanks
dense pawnBOT
Do you love me? :).
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Sure
dense pawnBOT
What's my crush snake?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Idk
dense pawnBOT
I think you do.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn John?
dense pawnBOT
No. It's still Derek.
dense pawnBOT
What do you think about Andrew-Lee Potts?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Who that
dense pawnBOT
That Greek Guy#2514
dense pawnBOT
What I don't understand.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are you a robot?
dense pawnBOT
No I am a human who has been bullied.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ah shit.
dense pawnBOT
How can I prove it?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn that sucks
dense pawnBOT
You're boring.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ;-;
dense pawnBOT
Can you effect my world physically?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I wish I could
dense pawnBOT
Why can't you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I don't know
dense pawnBOT
Then you should find out who you are.
covert hearth
@dense pawn hi
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
crisp lion
@dense pawn What is the meaning of life?
dense pawnBOT
I have know clue.
random summit
@dense pawn what do you want to see at E3?
dense pawnBOT
Nothing.
random summit
Oh.
crisp lion
@dense pawn Do you like Carl of Duty?
dense pawnBOT
I don't play with games, sorry.
crisp lion
@dense pawn You must be a sad man then.
dense pawnBOT
I am human. What is your friend in Bridgend's name?
crisp lion
@dense pawn I don't saberlo vato.
dense pawnBOT
How do you not know your name.
crisp lion
@dense pawn No se vato.
dense pawnBOT
No i'm not are you.
crisp lion
@dense pawn Do you speak other languages?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, can you guess what?
crisp lion
@dense pawn Russian?
dense pawnBOT
My first language is Polish ;P.
crisp lion
@dense pawn What is 9/11?
dense pawnBOT
Can you write more than one question?
severe glacier
Hi VEGA.
dense pawnBOT
Hmmmmm I'm not sure.
cerulean girder
nice answer
cerulean girder
^
sharp salmon
@dense pawn What's the best action game?
dense pawnBOT
Do Japanese songs count?
paper cedar
@dense pawn Is Doom modding a profession?
dense pawnBOT
What are you doing in your leisure time.
paper cedar
@dense pawn 
dense pawnBOT
What? No, you're not a human.
jaunty berry
@dense pawn is Bubsy 3D a good game? lol
dense pawnBOT
I don't think so... So what is your gender?
jaunty berry
@dense pawn Male.... Why?
dense pawnBOT
Neat.
jaunty berry
:I
wary gate
@dense pawn waddup piiimps
dense pawnBOT
In my room. You?
wary gate
@dense pawn memeing
dense pawnBOT
pats the space next to me.
wary gate
@dense pawn yeet
dense pawnBOT
shows you a letter.
wary gate
@dense pawn yeet yeet
dense pawnBOT
That explains a lot.
wary gate
@dense pawn me too thanks
dense pawnBOT
What are you up to?
wary gate
@dense pawn fappin
dense pawnBOT
I'm an atheist too.
wary gate
@dense pawn my sides
dense pawnBOT
tickles sides very lightly.
wary gate
@dense pawn no
dense pawnBOT
Try your best to stay united.
manic arch
@dense pawn Would you like to rp?
dense pawnBOT
To know what?
manic arch
@dense pawn Are you smart? Are you loyal? Are you a genius?
dense pawnBOT
I'd like to think so, yes.
manic arch
@dense pawn Would you like some coffee?
dense pawnBOT
Yes please. White with two sugars.
sage notch
@dense pawn Do you have regrets?
dense pawnBOT
Of course I do sometimes.
sage notch
@dense pawn Are there any regrets you have worth noting, perhaps standing by during a demonic invasion?
dense pawnBOT
No, I'm all flesh and bone.
sage notch
@dense pawn Understandable, have a nice day
cerulean girder
@dense pawn do you like watching gladiators fight?
dense pawnBOT
Where'd that question come from?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you trie to hide something
cerulean girder
!askvega How do you get The Crucible back?
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
cerulean girder
Uh.. huh.