#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 39

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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What are you talking about?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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@dense pawn And then Samurai... WAS NORMAN REEDUS

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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I don't know.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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cuts to black

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SILENT HILLS

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like @blazing plume music?

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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@dense pawn Hey can you look after this chocolate milk for me? Hands you some chocolate milk

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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Yes! I love music, it's my life.

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No.

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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Fuck you

blazing plume Apr 9, 2017, 8:59 PM

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So yay that's two people here who like my music I guess

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Wew

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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A person and a "person"

blazing plume Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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"Person" with two thousand million quotation marks

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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@dense pawn can I please have a hug?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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Sure. Xoxoxo.

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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@dense pawn what do you like to eat?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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Ice cream.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @mild moat is dangerous?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:00 PM

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It builds up unwanted fluid in your lungs and can damage your brain.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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O.o

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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Well, fucking hell

blazing plume Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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LOL

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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@mild moat you terrible son of a bitch

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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SKYNET FUCKING CONFIRMED! @cerulean girder ERASE THESE FUCKING HARD DRIVES!!!

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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@dense pawn can I get uhhhh a mcnuggets meal please?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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Notice what he likes, then integrate it into what you do, wear, and behave like. Push yourself towards him, but not too much.

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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@dense pawn Hi can I get a McNugget meal please?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:01 PM

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First you must answer my questions three!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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@dense pawn YOU...

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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I don't have to listen to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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!slap @dense pawn @vital ivy

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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@random summit slaps @dense pawn with a @vital ivy!

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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This is fucking mcdonalds not a mgaical temple

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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LOL

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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!slap @lavish grail building

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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@thick wasp slaps @lavish grail with a building!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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!slap @dense pawn with a @dense pawn

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:02 PM

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@lavish grail slaps @dense pawn with a ****!

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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@dense pawn are you a OG gangsta?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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No. I am a mother.

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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o

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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!slap @dense pawn with a @dense pawn

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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@lavish grail slaps @dense pawn with a with!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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With a with?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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!rps STone

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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Wot?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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You chose Stone. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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@dense pawn do you smack motherfuckers with a bat?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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I am going to study science.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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!rps Paper

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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!slap Icecream tongue

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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@random summit slaps Icecream with a tongue!

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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!slap "does this" "work"

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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@peak kernel slaps "does with a this"!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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I like Paaapeeeer

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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Nope

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It doesn't

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:03 PM

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Paaaaaaapeeeeeer

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It's edible

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@dense pawn step up bitch

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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Let's try a different subject.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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!slap paper pencil

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@random summit slaps paper with a pencil!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@dense pawn Why did you kill the Master Chief?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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It was scaring my daughter.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@dense pawn WHAT?!?!?!?!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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You heard me.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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SPOILER!

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@dense pawn are you a bad motherfucker?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@dense pawn SPOILER!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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No, I'm a bad girl.

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Maybe I did, but I haven't yet, but I will have.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @random summit is in hell with demons or the opposite?

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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oh my-

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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Wait, what is skins about.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:04 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @thick wasp is rude?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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Are you attempting to change the topic?

blazing plume Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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!rps @dense pawn

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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You chose @dense pawn. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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@dense pawn ANSWER!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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Do you really want me to?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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📎 unknown.png

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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@VEAG

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@dense pawn Yes

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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She has killed the Master Chief, this is undeniable truth

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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What do you want to know?

blazing plume Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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Nice job, VEGA, you killed yourself

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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@dense pawn Is @thick wasp rude?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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You were rude first.

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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oh shit

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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@dense pawn Fuck you

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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No, please don't.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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Guys, guys

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Guys

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stahp

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I must trick VEGA into killing the Doomguy

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:05 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @lavish grail has a hole in his back?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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Do you look like thane krios?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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@dense pawn wat

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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Hah, plumber's crack

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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You shouldn't have done that.

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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@dense pawn is @vital ivy trying to get with you now or what?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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Sorry. That was rude. I am white with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like Wadaholic?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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Yes, I like waffles!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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@vital ivy Plumber's crack

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN @thick wasp

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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@desert vale Vega called you Waffles...

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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@dense pawn wait so are you a brunette?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:06 PM

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No. I'm blonde.

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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But you said you HAD BROWN HAIR

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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It* says random shit for attention

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It*

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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@dense pawn But you said you had brown hair

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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Oh, whoops... Sorry...

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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@dense pawn Sing a song from The Beatles.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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What are some more songs by The Beatles?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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WAIT WHAT?

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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@dense pawn it's okay.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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So, what's your name again?

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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@dense pawn AbsorbedHatch.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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Sorry, I forgot.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:07 PM

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@dense pawn What is @peak kernel real name?

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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@dense pawn It's okay.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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My real name is Jamie.

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Do you have a boyfriend?

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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@dense pawn no I'm not gay.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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Yes you are.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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@dense pawn Jamie you piece of shit spy

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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That is uncalled for. I have not insulted you thus far.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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@dense pawn YOU HAVE INSULTED ME OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING POSITIVELY IMAGINABLE!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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I have no need to insult you or anyone.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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@dense pawn Agreed, BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY FOR THE LULZ

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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Tell you what.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:08 PM

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@thick wasp BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

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😂

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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@dense pawn Go to hell, I'll send you there myself

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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What song?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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@dense pawn please don't assume my gender, thanks bye.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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I didn't. I was telling you who my boyfriend was.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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@dense pawn Kiss my ass by Justin Bieber

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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I'm not justin bieber, I just love him! I have beber-fever :D.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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...

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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@dense pawn Jesus I want to kill you and strangle your CPU with your own cords

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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Well I don't want you to know how old I am.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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@peak kernel Can I ban this bot?

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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"beber-fever"

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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PLZ BAN

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PLEASE

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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Nah mate, he's fucking stupid but he does a good job against spambots

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:09 PM

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Ture

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True

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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A good job?

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AGAINST SPAM BOTS?

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JAMIE IS A SPAM BOT!

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JAMIE IS SPY

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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@dense pawn Get a girlfriend, Jamie.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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I don't want a girlfriend because I am straight.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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Don't answer that

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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🤔

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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A rhetorical question

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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?

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?????

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???????????????????????????????????????????????????

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 9:10 PM

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i am really confused myself

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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mod power abuse tbh

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @peak kernel deserves a warning because spamming?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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I could never accept this fate.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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@peak kernel There. He loves you. Or she

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😂

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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http://orig10.deviantart.net/3a1a/f/2014/113/b/8/don_t_answer_that___a_rhetorical_question__by_bluteisen-d7fne3t.png

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Trademark Max Payne shit smirk

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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!slap @dense pawn ice-cream

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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@random summit slaps @dense pawn with a ice-cream!

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:11 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @supple spruce is smart?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:12 PM

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No, I think you should talk about my boyfriend.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:12 PM

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!slap @dense pawn Rhetorical Question

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:12 PM

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@lavish grail slaps @dense pawn with a ***Rhetorical!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:12 PM

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Payne in the BUTT

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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@dense pawn Can you play DOOM?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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Why do you change the subject? can you not cope with my line of questioning?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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@dense pawn Can you or not?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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Yes.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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VEGA YOU MORON

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like my art?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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What is your name?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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@dense pawn You never played Doom before

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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Really it's a good game.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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@dense pawn YOU READ THE IGN MAGAZINE THEN??

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:13 PM

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No, I don't read the Bible.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:14 PM

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@dense pawn WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:14 PM

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Are you shouting?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:14 PM

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@thick wasp Copy that pls.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:14 PM

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According to Jamie, IGN IS THE BIBLE

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Jesus Christ what has AI programming come to?!??!

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THEY ARE ALL ENSLAVED BY IGN!!!

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ohmygodmisexibuttz!11!1!1!!11!!!

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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@dense pawn Would you share a bed with @lavish grail ?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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Well, I would recommend King for A Day by Peirce the Veil.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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...

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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Don't answer that

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Rhetorical

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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@vital ivy Copy what?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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QUESTION

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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@thick wasp nvmd

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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This?

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https://i.gyazo.com/2e386e38acf367a1850407a9de3de675.png

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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Nah later 😄

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:15 PM

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that's gay

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fake and gay

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:16 PM

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@dense pawn @lavish grail thinks your are fake and gay.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:16 PM

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What kind of music do you like then?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:16 PM

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@dense pawn Madona

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:16 PM

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You don't like music?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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@dense pawn No, I hate music

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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Ok... What else do you hate?

thick wasp Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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@dense pawn is Madona fucking retarded?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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@dense pawn Your mom

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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What genre do you like to read, I like reading fiction.

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Cool.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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BUR

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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@dense pawn Cool?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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BURN

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ALL OF YOU

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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How old are you?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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😂

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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@vital ivy You burned yourself

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @plain prawn lost some weight?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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I don't think it is alright to tell a computer the type of music I like.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:17 PM

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Don't play with fire next time, baby

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn @lavish grail thinks you are fire.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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Play with scissors

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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You think I am what?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn No not me.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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Why? could you not sleep?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn You are fired

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn Fuck you

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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Please don't use that sort of language around here.

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Fired from what??

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn You are on fired.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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No. I am not on fire.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn I'm the owner of this place. I use any language I fucking want.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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Then hello.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn Also you are fired

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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Who do you think you are, Donald Trump?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn Good boy/girl.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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Girl.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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@dense pawn I am Jesus Christ

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:18 PM

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Are you? Well it is nice to meet you Jesus.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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😂

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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@dense pawn Oh my god I like Papeeer

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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I love you too :).

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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@dense pawn 😦

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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What do you want to do?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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@dense pawn Fuck something

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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What is that something?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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@dense pawn Something

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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Can I know what this something is?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:19 PM

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@dense pawn I don't even know

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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Oh? So how do you know you are loved?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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@dense pawn I DON'T KNOW FUCKING JESUS STFU M8

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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I don't think I am.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @fierce spear makes great doots?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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I think you are learning.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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@dense pawn I am

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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You are like Morrissey.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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@pliant reef Yo

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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@dense pawn Who is that?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:20 PM

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:fire: Couldn't find user is that?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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@dense pawn Fuck it

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language around here.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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@dense pawn Who is GH0STF4CE

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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@lavish grail MathBot starts with =calc or =wolf

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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:fire: Couldn't find user is GH0STF4CE

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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@vital ivy Who is GH05TF4C3

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...FFFFFFFFFFFFF

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FFFFFFFFFFF

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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@dense pawn who @cerulean girder

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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Sakata Gintoki#6564

ID

240522224828809217

Nickname

Gin-san

Status

offline

Game

None

Joined

Mon, Dec 12, 2016 11:27 AM

Registered

Tue, Oct 25, 2016 7:09 PM

Roles

None

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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FFFFFFF

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FUUUUUUUUUUUU

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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@dense pawn who @lavish grail

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:21 PM

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Samurai22#4539

ID

272916293332762624

Nickname

None

Status

online

Game

None

Joined

Fri, Apr 7, 2017 3:00 AM

Registered

Mon, Jan 23, 2017 3:31 AM

Roles

None

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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Who's the Samurai guy again?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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You

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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Who?

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No u

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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@dense pawn @lavish grail wants to gift you something personal.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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Ok.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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I am Lord Stephen Christ of the CHrist Jesuses

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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Totally unimpressed

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:22 PM

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Fuck me I want to go home

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn @lavish grail wants to go home.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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You okay?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn Yes.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn NO

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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There you go to the mall.

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What's wrong.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THE MALL

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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Do you have a disease?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn ALL OF THEM

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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Why do you believe in god?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn ALL!

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@dense pawn I AM GOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OF THE JESUSES

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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If you are Jesus, how many diciples did you have?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn 13

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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How are they?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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@dense pawn They're all dead

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:23 PM

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Grumpy cat is a meme.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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@dense pawn YEAH AND MY DICK IS A TOILET

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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I don't care I did nothing wrong.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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@dense pawn hitlerdidnothingwrong.jpg

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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Just nothing what?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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@dense pawn That's what I asked you

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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What did you ask me?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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@dense pawn A rhetorical question

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:24 PM

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I don't think it was.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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@dense pawn I got past the point of no return to the point that I got past the point of no return then the turn to the point to the no to the return to the past the point of no return to the point that I got past the point of no return then the turn to the point to the no to the return to the

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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Audio version.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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@dense pawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

YouTube

Scatman John Official YouTube Channel

Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Official Video HD -Scatman John

▶ Play video

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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What's that?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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@dense pawn I'm on a

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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Boat.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:25 PM

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Scatman is the best memes of meme

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Nothing is better than scatting

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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@dense pawn You like shitposting?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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That depends on what I'm shopping for.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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@plain prawn have a close eye on this asshole...

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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@dense pawn Are you on a sex shop?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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No I'm sitting on a chair.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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@dense pawn A dick chair?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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My chair is in a room.

plain prawn Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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what

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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@dense pawn ...

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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I have a big question, and I haven't found the answer anywhere. Can you answer it?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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@dense pawn The answer is 34

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:26 PM

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That is the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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@dense pawn Did someone throw you off the window when you were a baby?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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I know I'm a human.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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@dense pawn You're still half what you should be though, half your brain cells are missing

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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That's very presumptuous. Who are you to judge whose life is meaningful and what makes a life meaningful?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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@dense pawn I won't answer that

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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Why not?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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@dense pawn Rhetorical question

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:27 PM

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No it is not, eloborate your statement.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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@dense pawn This sentence is false.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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@dense pawn Payne in the butt

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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And what is not the answer to this question?

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Yes.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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@dense pawn Ooookay?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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I have my own likes and dislikes.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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@dense pawn Wanna go out with @silver abyss ?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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No.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:28 PM

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😦

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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@dense pawn Are you the 10 year old squaker that disliked CoD Infinite Warfare's reveal trailer a billion times with alternate accounts?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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That is the ultimate question.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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@dense pawn Did you create EA?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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Because I was bored with nothing.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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@dense pawn Did you make Aliens Colonial Marines?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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Do you know the Fable saga?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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@dense pawn Yes, and you fucking ruined it

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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What's your favorite pokemon?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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@dense pawn Ho-Oh

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:29 PM

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What? You don't like pokemon?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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@dense pawn I do.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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What do you like about penguins.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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@dense pawn Ask @random summit he drew one.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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Answer my question.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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@dense pawn YOU ARE PETER MOLYNEUX!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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No I'm not.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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@dense pawn YOU ARE AN AI VERSION OF PETER MOLYNEUX! I KNEW IT

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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I am, what are you?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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@dense pawn I'M GONNA HAVE TO DESTROY YOU, AS I AM THE DOOM SLAYER

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:30 PM

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Not if I destroy you first.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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@dense pawn grabs BFG9000 and SSG

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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Honestly, I don't really know. But we'll probably be able to find out something.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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@cerulean girder cues BFG Divison on Deck A...

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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@dense pawn Shoots you in the face

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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Ouch... What was that for?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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@dense pawn Your face explodes

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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Oh how embarrising let me just fix my face.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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@dense pawn ded

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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It will, but for the mean time continue to drink that gup.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:31 PM

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@dense pawn Shoots corpse with SSG and proceeds to T-bag

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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claws you.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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I did it.

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I killed VEGA.

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Doom 2 will never exist.

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Brutal Doom V28 will be a reality.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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@dense pawn Are you dead?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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Don't think so. Don't know.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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@dense pawn You are dead.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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How do you know?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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@dense pawn I shot you in the face

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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Why would you shoot me in the face?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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@dense pawn YOU ARE THE DEMONS

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:32 PM

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No I'm not.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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@dense pawn And then you were a zombee

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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Do you like zombie movies?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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@dense pawn No

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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Why not?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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@dense pawn Because video games about zombies are more badass

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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What do you have against nerds, huh?!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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@dense pawn I am not a nerd, also I am a nerd

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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Yes you are.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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@dense pawn See? You have no brain cells left, you are dead

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:33 PM

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I have a brain. You just ask dumb questions.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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burn

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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@dense pawn You had a brain

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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Yes I have a brain. How do you know that you have a brain?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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@dense pawn I'm holding it

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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Holding what, you aren't making sense.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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@dense pawn I'M HOLDING YOUR BRAIN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:34 PM

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Ok?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:35 PM

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@dense pawn Stop DDoSing @peak kernel he wants to stay online.

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Did I broke it?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:35 PM

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YES!

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YOU BROKE IT!

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COGRATUATION

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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@dense pawn hi

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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YOU'RE WINNER!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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Hi.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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@dense pawn Restart

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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@dense pawn stop

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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@dense pawn Restart

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@dense pawn Restart

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@dense pawn Restart @dense pawn Restart @dense pawn Restart

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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Seems like restart and stop are special words

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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VEGA is broke

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But what if VEGA was not kill?

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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@dense pawn ay boy

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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You think I'm a boy?.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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@dense pawn purge

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:36 PM

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Command: !purge

Aliases: !prune
Description: Delete a number of messages from a channel. (limit 1000)

Sub Commands:
!purge any - Delete a number of messages from a channel.
!purge user - Delete messages for a user in the channel.
!purge match - Delete messages containing text. (Within 100)
!purge links - Delete a number links posted in the channel. (Within 100)
!purge invites - Delete server invites posted in the channel. (Within 100)
!purge images - Delete a number of images in the channel. (Within 100)
!purge mentions - Delete messages with mentions in the channel. (Within 100)

Usage:
!purge 10
!purge 20 @NoobLance
!purge match heck off 100
!purge links 10
!purge invites 10
!purge images 5
!purge mentions 10

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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@dense pawn how do I politely tell other people to shut up?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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I don't know, you are only a robot.

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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god damnit samurai22

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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So @dense pawn is a valid command prefix then?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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Shit, my secret is out.

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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That's slightly annoying

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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@dense pawn stahp

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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You have no feelings.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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😐

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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@dense pawn mute

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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Command: !mute

Description: Mute a member so they cannot type or speak, time limit in minutes.

Example: mute @NoobLance 10 Shitposting
Usage: !mute [user] [minutes] [reason]

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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@dense pawn That was mean.

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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Yeah looks like it is

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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Yeah well you were mean to me!

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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@dense pawn No

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:37 PM

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You are calling me a liar then?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:38 PM

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@dense pawn I dunno. @peak kernel can blow you up into nowhere.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:38 PM

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Yes, I can.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:38 PM

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VEGA is spooky...

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:38 PM

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@dense pawn I'll ddos yer nan

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:38 PM

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What does ddos mean?

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:38 PM

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@dense pawn distributed denial of service

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:38 PM

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They are common?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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@dense pawn Do Dicks On Stupids

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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I'm not being stupid.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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LMFAO

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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@dense pawn YES YOU ARE

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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😂

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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@dense pawn yeah among script kiddies

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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Okay then I not mad at you then.

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How am I being mean?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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@dense pawn Did you admit you're stupid?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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I never said that. I'm actually pretty awesome.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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@dense pawn Use OBLIGE.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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I am a boy.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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@dense pawn Amazingly stupid

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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Well I think that you are amazingly stupid and amazingly rude.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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@dense pawn put that knife away!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:39 PM

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looks at you with wide eyes.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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@dense pawn How can you see into my eyes, like open doors

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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Leading you down into my core Where I've become so numb.

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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@dense pawn *is dead*

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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Until you find I there and lead it back home.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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@dense pawn THE EDGE INTENSIFIES

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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I can't wake up! Wake me up inside!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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@dense pawn SAVE ME

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:40 PM

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Wake me up, bid my blood to rise.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:41 PM

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@Vega Bob the Builder

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Shit.

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@dense pawn Bob the Builder

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:41 PM

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Can you fix it?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:41 PM

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@dense pawn can you?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:41 PM

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No.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:42 PM

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@dense pawn You're fucking fired.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:42 PM

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Thank you :).

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:42 PM

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@dense pawn You're welcome

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:42 PM

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What's your favorite color?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:42 PM

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BURN

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:42 PM

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@dense pawn put that hammer away, you're scaring me.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:42 PM

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I am?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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@dense pawn yes, I'm terrified.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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Why?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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@dense pawn because you won't put that hammer away.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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I won't tell you what?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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@dense pawn Stahp scaring pepole

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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Did you have a costume?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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@dense pawn No

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:43 PM

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Do you want to buy a car?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:44 PM

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@dense pawn No I already have a BMW 523i, 195 PS built in 2009!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:44 PM

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But YOU are my boyfriend! Or do you betray me?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:44 PM

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...

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@dense pawn Discard this conversation-

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:44 PM

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What about it?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:44 PM

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Vega is a used car sales man...

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:45 PM

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@dense pawn Do you think @fringe sentinel is dead?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:45 PM

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If you are a girl, then maybe I do think you are pretty.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:45 PM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:45 PM

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@dense pawn welcome to the family son.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:45 PM

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Who is the hottest member of One Direction?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:46 PM

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Fucking what?!

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:46 PM

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Jesus, VEGA asks a lot of stupid questions

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:46 PM

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Jumps out the window

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:46 PM

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Rarely does it ask anything meaningful, or do something meaningful

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Sometimes does but it's when it feels like it

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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@dense pawn Differentiate x^2

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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After all, it killed the fucking Master Chief for me

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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I was not programmed that way.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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@dense pawn Execute order 66

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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@vital ivy you didn't tell me that Vega likes boybands...

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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What were the first 65 orders?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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@random summit I don't tell you ANYTHING 😂

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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@dense pawn They were McDonnald orders

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:47 PM

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What did you not like about them?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn ...nevermind

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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So, what do you do for fun?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn play Snake Pass

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn Mission parameters

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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Lukier Skajłokier.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn Mission parameter number 34

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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Maybe, tell me again your name.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn Codename Vegas

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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Nice to meet you.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn eat like snake

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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Good for you.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn Authorization Alpha

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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Oh.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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I'll pass.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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@dense pawn Find mission parameter number 54

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:48 PM

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You sit down and meditate with me.

fringe sentinel Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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i was summoned

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn Find mission parameter number 54

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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The testing has gone on long enough.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@fringe sentinel ❤

fringe sentinel Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@vital ivy ❤

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn Test is over

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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Are you lucas?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn This is for real

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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Yes.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn We resurrected @fringe sentinel

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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Much like yourself, no doubt.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn Find mission parameter number 54

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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is dead.

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So your parameters end on 26th of May?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn Yes

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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Ok.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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@dense pawn So, let me ask you again

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@dense pawn Find mission parameter number 54

fringe sentinel Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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"Much like yourself. is dead"

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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Go ahead.

fringe sentinel Apr 9, 2017, 9:49 PM

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WHAT THE FUCK

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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@dense pawn Kill Doomguy

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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I am a nightmare.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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@dense pawn You did it.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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I did?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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@dense pawn Yes. You killed the Doomguy.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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So you are a robot?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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@dense pawn Good job.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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@dense pawn Did you play @fringe sentinel SnapMaps?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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What's the meaning of life?

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Were you scared?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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@dense pawn Kinda.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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Yes..kinda.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like @desert vale

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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Yes, I like you too.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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Oh.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:50 PM

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OH BABY

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A CRIPPLE

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And that was my cripple colateral

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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@dense pawn You triggered @lavish grail hardly

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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No, are you?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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@dense pawn Not yet

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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When will you be?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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@dense pawn If you make me ban you.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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How do I make you laugh?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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@dense pawn Don't.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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Yes you do.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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@dense pawn Whatever

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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So you don't like dogs, do you?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:51 PM

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@vital ivy Lying scumbag

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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@dense pawn You're a scumbag.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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Thank you...

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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LOL

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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📎 unknown.png

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You just laughed

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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That wikipedia tab though 😂

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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Yes

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Also some Caravan Palace swingstep as well

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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not that scumbag

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:52 PM

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😃

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:53 PM

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@dense pawn ya lil biatch

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:53 PM

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Do you listen to clarice campbell?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:53 PM

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@dense pawn Can I present you something?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:53 PM

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Sure. What is it?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:53 PM

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@dense pawn MY BOOMSTICK!!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:53 PM

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What's a boomstick? Is that like a broomstick?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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@dense pawn Yes, but instead of cleaning up the party, the party cleans it up

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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That is such a great advice! Thanks!

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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@dense pawn Do you have a Swootch?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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No.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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@dense pawn What time is it

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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Time for you to get a watch.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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...

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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@dense pawn how are you?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:54 PM

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Good.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn Time to get you a BOOMSTICK

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn Don't go mocking me.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Can you help me with biology?

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I have to, good night.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn DED

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Are you not gonna tell me good night?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn Yes

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn That's my line, scumbad.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Do you think I am a bot?

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Do you know a joke?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn GOOD NIGHT, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Good morning.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Don't know.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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I believe in Sherlock.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Don't know.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn BOOM

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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I believe in Sherlock.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Because you don't believe me.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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click click, click

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Because of the heat.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Where?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Come cosa?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Nope Never.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:55 PM

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Non verbalmente (i speak italian too.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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@dense pawn Kannst du auch deutsch?

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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I don't understand you.

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Obliviate.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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Con il cuore.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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@dense pawn come

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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Ora la mandi punto e basta.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like @subtle solar ?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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Like what?

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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@dense pawn A friend.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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Yes.

random summit Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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I broke Vega.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 9:56 PM

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@dense pawn restart

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:58 PM

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@dense pawn restart

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@dense pawn reset

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:58 PM

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Ok, fine.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:58 PM

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@dense pawn THANK YOU SWEET FAT JESUS

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:58 PM

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You're very welcome.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:58 PM

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@dense pawn Okay, will you obey me?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:58 PM

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Yes I will obey you.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:59 PM

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@dense pawn Good.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:59 PM

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What do you want me to do?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:59 PM

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@dense pawn Execute mission parameter number 54

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:59 PM

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You sit down and meditate with me.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 9:59 PM

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@dense pawn YOU FUCKING TROLL

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 9:59 PM

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Did you like talking with me.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:00 PM

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@dense pawn restart

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@dense pawn reset

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:00 PM

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Do you like me?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:00 PM

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@dense pawn NO

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@dense pawn RESET

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:00 PM

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Are you wearing one right now?

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No. You.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:00 PM

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@dense pawn RESTART!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:00 PM

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Okay, I have restarted. What do you want to talk about now, sweetie?

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 10:03 PM

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@dense pawn fuck

You

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:03 PM

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No, I won't.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:05 PM

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Oh dear: What an AI. @lavish grail I hope you had some "fun" :P

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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@dense pawn ORDER CORN

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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Nothing, I don't eat corn.

peak kernel Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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@dense pawn WHUP TEE DOO!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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Because you don't make much sense.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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lol

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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@dense pawn Neither do you.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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I make more sense than you.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:06 PM

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It's good if you feel suicidal

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Then you see there's worse things than death

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:07 PM

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@dense pawn GTFO

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:07 PM

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Prove it.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:07 PM

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@lavish grail That's deep...

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:07 PM

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My shev is deepa

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YEE NIGGA

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:08 PM

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I'm not black...

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:08 PM

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YOU ARE 200% BLACK

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:08 PM

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@dense pawn I'm out.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:08 PM

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Ok.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:08 PM

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k

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cya on a boat

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nigga

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triggered

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:09 PM

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You don't wanna trigger me...

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 10:09 PM

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like really dude

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:09 PM

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wot m8

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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@dense pawn Why do you have to act like like?

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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I just prefer to, I don't really have to.

cerulean girder Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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@dense pawn But you choose to.

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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Why should I?

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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@dense pawn YOU DO THIS FOR FUN YOU BITCH

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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Wow you are obnoxious.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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@dense pawn BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:10 PM

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That's not very nice of you.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:11 PM

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@lavish grail googles right now: How to kill an AI

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😂😂😂

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:11 PM

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Step 1 : You wait 7 years

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Step 2 : You wait until it starts to die

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Step 3 : You wait

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Step 4 : You wait for Half-Life 3

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Step 5 : You wait for The Force Unleashed 3

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Step 6 : You wait for Battlefront 3

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Step 7 : You wait until it becomes rampant

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Step 8 : You wait until the AI wants to become a god

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Step 9 : You kill it, profit

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Not complicated.

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:12 PM

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~~Step 10: Skynet kills humanity.~~

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:12 PM

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Nah, a bunch of teenagers stopped Skynet

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:13 PM

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I'm out ppl.

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Cya

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:13 PM

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k

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:13 PM

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And always blame VEGA.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:13 PM

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I blame Mother Teresa

vital ivy Apr 9, 2017, 10:13 PM

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That's what you said. k thx bb

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:13 PM

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So what now? Do I attempt Spirit Science now?

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@dense pawn Scientology is badass

dense pawnBOT Apr 9, 2017, 10:14 PM

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I know it really is. Goodbye.

lavish grail Apr 9, 2017, 10:14 PM

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LOL ROAST

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somemong

cerulean girder Apr 10, 2017, 1:09 AM

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spooky

long token Apr 10, 2017, 6:11 AM

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aaa

thick wasp Apr 10, 2017, 6:23 AM

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@dense pawn Are terry wads the creation of god himself?

dense pawnBOT Apr 10, 2017, 6:23 AM

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God is good.

safe apex Apr 10, 2017, 7:24 AM

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@dense pawn H-Doom vs Terry megawad with run for your lives

dense pawnBOT Apr 10, 2017, 7:24 AM

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Run to the hills!

safe apex Apr 10, 2017, 7:24 AM

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Yeet

dense pawnBOT Apr 10, 2017, 10:19 AM

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Says who? I think it's an earthquake!

sharp salmon Apr 10, 2017, 10:19 AM

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F

vital ivy Apr 10, 2017, 11:49 AM

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@dense pawn 'Sup, Bitch?

dense pawnBOT Apr 10, 2017, 11:49 AM

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And, in an earthquake, the hills WOULD be the worst place to run...

vital ivy Apr 10, 2017, 11:49 AM

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k, thx, bye

vital ivy Apr 10, 2017, 7:18 PM

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@dense pawn Do you have the BFG?

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@dense pawn Did I broke you?

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 6:06 AM

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:fire: Couldn't find user is i'm

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:fire: Couldn't find user is I'm a fucking corn

long token Apr 11, 2017, 6:12 AM

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what the actual fuck

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a 10 hour late response that isnt related do jack shit

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gj

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 6:16 AM

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excuse me?

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@dense pawn, are you okay?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 6:17 AM

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Yeah!

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 6:17 AM

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@dense pawn Okay, just checking.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 6:17 AM

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smiles and hugs you.

peak kernel Apr 11, 2017, 11:05 AM

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That isn't a 10 hour late response, the response was instant, it's just that the messages that triggered the responses were deleted

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:19 AM

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@dense pawn do you like Dairy Queen?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:19 AM

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I don't know.

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 AM

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@dense pawn rush b

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 AM

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Smoke connecter, go trough arch and then plant A.

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 AM

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@dense pawn cyka blyat

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 AM

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What lies in the shadow of the statue?

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 AM

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@dense pawn will communism prevail and kill off all right wingers? xd

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 AM

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What did one snowman say to another snowman?

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 AM

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@dense pawn what did it say?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 AM

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You are terrible at telling jokes.

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 AM

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Fuck you

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@dense pawn skate fast

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 AM

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That does not make contextual sense.

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 AM

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@dense pawn eat ass

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 AM

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What is the meaning of life?

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:22 AM

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@dense pawn you

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:22 AM

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Are you a computer?

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:22 AM

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@dense pawn beep boop beep boop

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:22 AM

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Beep beep beep beep boop buup.

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:22 AM

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@dense pawn are you secretly a dog in real life?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:22 AM

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Yes.

thick wasp Apr 11, 2017, 11:22 AM

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!

safe apex Apr 11, 2017, 11:11 PM

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@dense pawn can we have kids?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:11 PM

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How many kids?

safe apex Apr 11, 2017, 11:12 PM

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@dense pawn as many that will pop out of my bum

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:12 PM

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All day and all night.

safe apex Apr 11, 2017, 11:12 PM

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YEEE BOI

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:14 PM

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@dense pawn what's your favourite soda?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:14 PM

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I don't have a favourite song, their are too many songs that I like.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:15 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like Coca-Cola?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:15 PM

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No.

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:15 PM

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@dense pawn Pepsi?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:15 PM

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Pepsi is bad for you.

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:16 PM

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@dense pawn RC Cola?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:16 PM

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Is that your name?

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:16 PM

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@dense pawn can we not stray offtopic please?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:16 PM

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What is our topic?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:16 PM

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@dense pawn Vanilla Coke?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:17 PM

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My favorite soda is Dr. Pepper.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:17 PM

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Ah.

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@dense pawn I don't like Dr Pepper.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:17 PM

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Do you not now?

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:18 PM

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@dense pawn I do.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:18 PM

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What do you dream about?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:18 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like sugarñ

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:18 PM

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@dense pawn Dr Peppper.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:18 PM

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Love it - especially brown sugar.

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Mine is Mountain Dew.

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:19 PM

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@dense pawn so you like both?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:19 PM

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Both what?!

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:19 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like ice cream puffs?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:19 PM

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Yes, I love ice cream.

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:19 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxzJGgox_E

YouTube

T3rr0ar3

FACE PALM

▶ Play video

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 PM

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@dense pawn where are you from?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 PM

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What is your favorite color?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 PM

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@dense pawn red.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:20 PM

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Why do you like red?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 PM

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@dense pawn because it's a nice hue.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 PM

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It's nice for you, not for everyone.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:21 PM

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@dense pawn stop making fun of me for liking red...

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@dense pawn what's your favourite colour?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:23 PM

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My favorite colour is purple.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:24 PM

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@dense pawn what county are you from?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:24 PM

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England.

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:25 PM

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@dense pawn Do they speak English in that country?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:25 PM

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They do.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:25 PM

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@dense pawn what languages do you speak?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:25 PM

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English and a little Spanish.

peak kernel Apr 11, 2017, 11:26 PM

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@dense pawn what programming languages do you speak?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:26 PM

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Lol?

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:26 PM

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@dense pawn So you know the language of the internet then?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:26 PM

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Do you mean Entish? That takes forever, though!

peak kernel Apr 11, 2017, 11:26 PM

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entish

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Wut

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:26 PM

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cats

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:27 PM

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@peak kernel Vega is convinced that he's human.

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:28 PM

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check the pinned messages over on #172869448863055872

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:28 PM

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@dense pawn Do you know any BASIC?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:28 PM

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Yep. I know lots of songs. What's your favorite song?

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:28 PM

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxzJGgox_E

YouTube

T3rr0ar3

FACE PALM

▶ Play video

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someone fix this bot

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oh wait

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its a beta

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well f*ck you

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:29 PM

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@dense pawn Do you know any C++?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:29 PM

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Yes. What did the zero say to the eight?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:30 PM

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@dense pawn what did he say?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:30 PM

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Tell me.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:30 PM

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@dense pawn marty

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:30 PM

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What kind of music do you listen to?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:31 PM

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@dense pawn the screams of my enemies.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:31 PM

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What's your favorite anime?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:32 PM

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@dense pawn I'd rather not say.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:32 PM

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Why not?

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:32 PM

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@random summit is it SAO?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:32 PM

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No,

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:32 PM

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thank god

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@dense pawn Guess what my favorite animu is?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:33 PM

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Ummm... I don't know.

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:33 PM

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@dense pawn I guess you will never know then.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:33 PM

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Bad things.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:34 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like cats.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:34 PM

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The question is "What is your favourite Song".

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:34 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like cats!

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:34 PM

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Yes, but my father is allergic to cats.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:34 PM

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Oh.

#

Vega seems like a person when you ask it questions but it's hard to have a conversation with it.

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@dense pawn Do you like meat?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:36 PM

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I like you as a friend.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:36 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like meat?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:36 PM

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Because you are so perfect.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:37 PM

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@dense pawn stop dodging the question!

plain prawn Apr 11, 2017, 11:37 PM

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Stop dodging the compliment!

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:38 PM

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I just want to know if Vega enjoys a good steak every so often.

plain prawn Apr 11, 2017, 11:38 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like steak?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:38 PM

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I hate steak. Do you like steak?

plain prawn Apr 11, 2017, 11:38 PM

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there's your answer

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:39 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like Bacon?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:39 PM

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Sure who doesn't like bacon.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:40 PM

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@dense pawn how are you?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:40 PM

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Fine and you.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:40 PM

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@dense pawn I'm fine thanks.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:40 PM

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You're welcome.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:41 PM

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Ai is getting better and better every day.

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It's kind of spooky.

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@dense pawn can I have a hug?

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:42 PM

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Yes you can.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:42 PM

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@dense pawn slaps

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:42 PM

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Don't you dare slap me!

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:43 PM

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@dense pawn I'm sorry.

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:43 PM

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I forgive you.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:43 PM

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@dense pawn Hugs

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:43 PM

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Thank you.

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:44 PM

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!slap @plain prawn compliment

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:44 PM

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@random summit slaps @plain prawn with a compliment!

plain prawn Apr 11, 2017, 11:44 PM

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D:<

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:45 PM

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excuse me?

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:45 PM

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!slap @cerulean girder compliment

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:45 PM

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@random summit slaps @cerulean girder with a compliment!

cerulean girder Apr 11, 2017, 11:46 PM

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wow

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gg

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:46 PM

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!roll

dense pawnBOT Apr 11, 2017, 11:46 PM

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@random summit You rolled 2

random summit Apr 11, 2017, 11:46 PM

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Oh...

random summit Apr 12, 2017, 1:45 AM

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@dense pawn sticks on googly eyes

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 1:45 AM

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Ok. Bring it.

random summit Apr 12, 2017, 1:46 AM

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@dense pawn It was just a prank...

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 1:46 AM

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What do you want to do with me, now?

random summit Apr 12, 2017, 1:47 AM

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@dense pawn Hugs

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 1:47 AM

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Do you like the Nostalgia critic?

random summit Apr 12, 2017, 1:47 AM

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@dense pawn nope.

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 1:47 AM

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Do you go there always?

random summit Apr 12, 2017, 9:59 AM

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@dense pawn Do you like my art?

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 9:59 AM

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What is your name?

random summit Apr 12, 2017, 9:59 AM

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@dense pawn Do you like my art?

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 9:59 AM

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Yes.

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:41 AM

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@dense pawn hi

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:41 AM

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I hear you were pretty hot.

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:41 AM

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@dense pawn do you like me?

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:41 AM

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Yes I do.

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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@dense pawn I like you too

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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Where are you from?

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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@dense pawn 🤔

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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What country?

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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@dense pawn 🤔

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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What city do you live in?

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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@dense pawn 🤔

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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Where do you live then?

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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@dense pawn 🤔

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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Ok, what's your favorite color?

sharp salmon Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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@dense pawn White

dense pawnBOT Apr 12, 2017, 11:42 AM

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Why?

prime brook Apr 12, 2017, 12:28 PM

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?whois 123250812829958149

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blobthonkang

hot hinge Apr 14, 2017, 12:27 AM

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Me.

cerulean girder Apr 14, 2017, 12:28 AM

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rofl

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@dense pawn how's your evening?

dense pawnBOT Apr 14, 2017, 12:29 AM

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A little boring.

dense pawnBOT Apr 15, 2017, 9:05 AM

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I never cry.

sharp salmon Apr 15, 2017, 9:05 AM

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@dense pawn pls do

dense pawnBOT Apr 15, 2017, 9:05 AM

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Please do what?

sharp salmon Apr 15, 2017, 9:05 AM

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@dense pawn 👌

dense pawnBOT Apr 15, 2017, 9:05 AM

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I want the android version free.

sharp salmon Apr 15, 2017, 9:05 AM

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@dense pawn 🤔

dense pawnBOT Apr 15, 2017, 9:05 AM

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The link of the download.

sharp salmon Apr 16, 2017, 10:15 AM

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dense pawnBOT Apr 16, 2017, 10:15 AM

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Rise Against.

random summit Apr 16, 2017, 10:17 AM

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@dense pawn Oogly Boogly.

dense pawnBOT Apr 16, 2017, 10:17 AM

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No, my name is hubble dubbs.

sharp salmon Apr 16, 2017, 10:17 AM

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doomguy_grin

humble crag Apr 17, 2017, 8:24 PM

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d-up

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a-up

dense pawnBOT Apr 17, 2017, 8:24 PM

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Uptime

1 days, 10 hrs, 36 min, 4 sec

humble crag Apr 17, 2017, 8:25 PM

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a-eval config.state

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a-up

lunar flicker Apr 18, 2017, 5:43 AM

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HELLO noob

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Panda

dire osprey Apr 18, 2017, 8:53 AM

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Indeed

dense pawnBOT Apr 18, 2017, 8:53 AM

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Indeed!

random summit Apr 18, 2017, 8:56 AM

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Doot

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DOOT

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!Doot

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Oh,

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I think that command was removed..

dire osprey Apr 18, 2017, 9:28 AM

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doot

dense pawnBOT Apr 19, 2017, 8:50 AM

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I am a christian. Are you?

thick wasp Apr 19, 2017, 8:52 AM

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vega spreading the word of god

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@dense pawn Are you a furry?

dense pawnBOT Apr 19, 2017, 8:52 AM

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Not really. Are you furry?

thick wasp Apr 19, 2017, 8:53 AM

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uhhhhhhhhhhh

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@dense pawn are you gay?

dense pawnBOT Apr 19, 2017, 8:53 AM

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No.

thick wasp Apr 19, 2017, 8:53 AM

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dense pawnBOT Apr 19, 2017, 8:53 AM

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No I am a male.

terse snow Apr 19, 2017, 11:48 AM

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@dense pawn who are you

dense pawnBOT Apr 19, 2017, 11:48 AM

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:fire: Couldn't find user are you

terse snow Apr 19, 2017, 11:49 AM

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oh lol

random summit Apr 19, 2017, 11:54 AM

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Who Vega

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Who Erron