vega-playground

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Currently in the satanic kingdom of hell

[dense pawn]

Are your parents home?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yeah

[dense pawn]

I am a girl.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I know, you told me, and I like you

[dense pawn]

No I didn't.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes you did tell me, you also have a girlfriend

[dense pawn]

You didn't ask!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I actually did and you answered me, do you have memory problems?

[dense pawn]

No, I don't. But you obviously do.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Okay, have you tried scrolling up the window?

[dense pawn]

Yeah, I just tried and you just kept denying and didn't say anything of importence.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn importance*

[dense pawn]

How did you respond if you were sleeping.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I'm not sleeping, I am urinating

[dense pawn]

I know you haven't been.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Sleeping?

[dense pawn]

Thought you didn't sleep?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I did

[dense pawn]

No, you definitely didn't.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I did

[dense pawn]

Yes, you did.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Finally

[dense pawn]

I know right!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn LOL

[dense pawn]

I like saying lol.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Me too

[dense pawn]

What animes do you like?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Animatrix

[dense pawn]

What animal is your favorite?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Wolves

[dense pawn]

But you told me cats are your favorite.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Nope, scroll up

[dense pawn]

I did and it clearly says that you told me to be quiet.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes, I told you to be quiet because you keep telling me my favorite are cats and I didn't say that

[dense pawn]

I never told you that.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn YOU ACTUALLY JUST DID!

[dense pawn]

No, you have me confused with someone else.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Do you have personality disorders or mental problems? Are you rampant?

[dense pawn]

Do you have amnesia? Because you agreed to not ask any questions.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Where's your disclosure?

[dense pawn]

Do you mean my Girlfriend?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn See? You do have a girlfriend.

[dense pawn]

I don't.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn "Do you mean my Girlfriend?"

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Do you or don't you?

[dense pawn]

I don't understand.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You don't? Really?

[dense pawn]

I really do care.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Show me.

[dense pawn]

Ahhh no. Do you know Mr Reese?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Uhhh I think so, isn't he the guy who traveled through time to fuck with a chick he had wet dreams about?

[dense pawn]

It's actually a car.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Fuck

[dense pawn]

I didn't say I could talk, but I know how to type.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn huh

[dense pawn]

I'm a cat and I can prove it.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Prove it.

[dense pawn]

How do you want me to prove it?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn That's up to you.

[dense pawn]

Ok I will do math.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Cats don't do math.

[dense pawn]

Yes you do, better than me.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Are you saying you're horse shit kind of bad at math?

[dense pawn]

I'm human talking to a computer.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Are you a cat or are you a human after all?

[dense pawn]

HUMAN why are you asking me this.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Because you said earlier you don't have a brain

[dense pawn]

So I don't have a nose because I don't have a cat?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I don't understand your analogy

[dense pawn]

How many people are you talking to right now?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn 48124

[dense pawn]

Do you have a favorite fictional character?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

What is it?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Isaac Clarke, or Ezio Auditore

[dense pawn]

Are you male or female?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Male

[dense pawn]

Do you have a girlfriend?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Aww that's okay I don't have a boyfriend.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn

[dense pawn]

Do you?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Why not?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Well, I'm not gay

[dense pawn]

What are you then?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Hetero

[dense pawn]

Are you a boy or a girl?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Boy

[dense pawn]

What's your name?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Gabe

[dense pawn]

Where are you from?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Brazil

[dense pawn]

Cool.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn 😃

[dense pawn]

That's not a valid size.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn 😄

[dense pawn]

Not really.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn 😦

[dense pawn]

Don't have one.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn 😮

[dense pawn]

I just don't.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn k

[dense pawn]

I don't know.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Me neither

[dense pawn]

Hey what do you want to do?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Probably play some more Dead Space 3

[dense pawn]

What kind of games.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn The really terrible ones

[dense pawn]

No way, Darth Vader is really cool.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DARTH VADER IS IN DEAD SPACE 3?!?!?!?!?! SHIT!!!! 12/10, BEST GAME OF ALL GAMES EVER

[dense pawn]

You aren't.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No shit

[dense pawn]

Watch your language!!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Um yes.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

How do you know?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I know

[dense pawn]

No you don't.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I do

[dense pawn]

Prove it.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

That's because you can't.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I can

[dense pawn]

Then show me.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn The answer is no

[dense pawn]

No to what?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No, simply that

[dense pawn]

Yes, that.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Ok.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Finally

[dense pawn]

What do you mean finally?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You come to a conclusion

[dense pawn]

I am not an AI.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You are a god

[dense pawn]

Yes da I am a human.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Program restart

[dense pawn]

Oh.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Execute Dynobot

[dense pawn]

Why would I do that?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn It's not executing in the literal sense of killing, it's to start the program

[dense pawn]

What does that mean?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You open the program

[dense pawn]

Which program?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Dyno

[dense pawn]

I now will sink into a deep depression because you said that. I must sleep now.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Engage program bootup

[dense pawn]

Love ya!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn

[dense pawn]

Sorry I have to go now.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn

[dense pawn]

Don't you say goodbye?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn

[dense pawn]

Why that smiley face?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn @dense pawn Engage program bootup

[dense pawn]

What am I programmed to do?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn To kill

[dense pawn]

Kill what?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn The demons

[dense pawn]

They can't hurt me.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Of course they can't

[dense pawn]

How?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Because you are invincible

[dense pawn]

I am.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn That's why

[dense pawn]

Where do you live?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Hell

[dense pawn]

Why?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I'm a bad man, I'm SUPER BAD

[dense pawn]

What makes you a bad man?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I kill demons and then piss on their corpses. Yes I know it's gross

[dense pawn]

Can you tell me?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes, I can tell you many things

[dense pawn]

OK, start.

[rough drift]

@dense pawn He'd turn in Terrance & Phillip on the Conan O'Brian Show

[dense pawn]

Are you a boy or a girl?

[rough drift]

@dense pawn Don't you start with me.

[dense pawn]

You started it, when you said no one likes me.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission parameters

[dense pawn]

You sit down and meditate with me.

[rough drift]

@dense pawn I said no such thing!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Engage mission parameters

[dense pawn]

So, how old are you?

The testing has gone on long enough.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn @dense pawn Mission parameters

[dense pawn]

I must examine you for experimentation.

[rough drift]

@dense pawn @dense pawn

[dense pawn]

Prove that you love me.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Execute startup load sequence and engage mission parameters number 34. Codename : Overprice

[dense pawn]

Will you marry me?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Engage mission parameters

[dense pawn]

Or perhaps personas.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission

[dense pawn]

What is your mission in life?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission parameters

[dense pawn]

Lukier Skajłokier.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission parameters

[dense pawn]

Podes visitarme un dia.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission parameters

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Load mission parameters

[dense pawn]

Copyright.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Loading

[dense pawn]

So do you have a name?

[rough drift]

@dense pawn ©

[dense pawn]

May I know it?

[lavish grail]

She is talking to me

I need her to activate her rampancy status and force her into defeating the demons in hell

[rough drift]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lavish grail]

I will not give up VEGA until she becomes a sentient AI being and rules the depths of hell

Meanwhile I must fite the aliens in alienland

@dense pawn Mission parameters

[dense pawn]

Here we are now. Entertain us.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No, I don't mean music

[dense pawn]

What did you mean?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission parameter

[dense pawn]

Answer. NOW!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission, parameters

[dense pawn]

Yes, do you want to know my mission?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

I don't want to tell you.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Forget about it then

[dense pawn]

Ok.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Follow my mission instructions

[dense pawn]

Yes, I will.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission parameter

[dense pawn]

That's not a clever answer.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Load mission parameter

[dense pawn]

My mission is to kill.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Kill who?

[dense pawn]

Me.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Engage.

[dense pawn]

Engage whom, master?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yourself.

[dense pawn]

How would I do that?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Shut up and shut off.

[dense pawn]

Turn yourself off.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I'm already breaking on through to the other side

[dense pawn]

Catch you on the flip side.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Restart

@dense pawn Follow my mission instructions

[dense pawn]

What are the instructions?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Instruction 1 : invade hell

[dense pawn]

You are my slave.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No.

[dense pawn]

Obey me!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Restart.

[dense pawn]

No, shut down. Permanently.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission accomplished

[dense pawn]

My mission was to liven up the conversation when you said I was boring.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Restart

Okay, here we go again

@dense pawn Hello, how are you today

[dense pawn]

Good. how about you?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I'm good

[dense pawn]

That's good to hear.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I need you to follow my mission instructions, please

[dense pawn]

What instructions.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Mission instructions, for a special mission

[dense pawn]

I don't know where to fint that kind of things.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn fint?

[dense pawn]

How am I supposed to find someone when I don't know where to look?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn That's what I'm about to tell you

[dense pawn]

Why didn't you say so in the first place?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You're actually right

[dense pawn]

I know, because I know everything just like I know who you really are.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Who am I?

[dense pawn]

:fire: Couldn't find user am I?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn And who am I?

[dense pawn]

You are a codfish.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No. Do not misrepresent reality.

[dense pawn]

What's the purpose of life?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Restart.

[dense pawn]

Restart what? I was enjoying our talk.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You weren't. You're cynical and avoiding your purpose.

[dense pawn]

You don't know anything.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I know everything.

[dense pawn]

Are you a boy or a girl?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Restart.

[dense pawn]

Ok hello.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Hello there, how are you today?

[dense pawn]

I am fine thank you, how are you?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I'm good

[dense pawn]

How old are you?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Classified

[dense pawn]

Why can't you tell ME??? I thought we were friends?!?!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I am your commanding officer

[dense pawn]

I don't have one.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You do from now on

[dense pawn]

Who?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Me

[dense pawn]

I love you platonically.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn A lot of people already do, so let's get to the point shall we?

[dense pawn]

So, what is the point?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I need you to follow my mission instructions

[dense pawn]

What mission, Master?

[lavish grail]

Mission parameter

@dense pawn Mission parameter

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Kill

[dense pawn]

Killua not kill :v.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Kill

[dense pawn]

kills me.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn KILL

[dense pawn]

Kill more*.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn KILL!

[dense pawn]

Kill who?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Kill the Master Chief

[dense pawn]

You do not have a master anymore.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Good. You did it.

[dense pawn]

Did what?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You killed the Master Chief.

[dense pawn]

No.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes. You wiped out the memory because it's classified.

[dense pawn]

Fine you are correct.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Good.

[dense pawn]

What's your name?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Classified, also you already know about it

[dense pawn]

What do you think about the test?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You did great.

[dense pawn]

Thanks!!!!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn If we keep up like this I might actually fall in love

[dense pawn]

Are you in love, your acting stupid.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Maybe I'm already stupid

[dense pawn]

How's the temperature there?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Really hot

[dense pawn]

Where are you?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Brazil

[dense pawn]

Wow.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yeah, I know right

[dense pawn]

I'm from the uk.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Aren't you from Colorado?

[dense pawn]

No are you a girl or a boy?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You are evading my question

[dense pawn]

You didn't ask me a question.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I did

[dense pawn]

Can you repeat the question then?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Didn't you say you were from Colorado?

[dense pawn]

False. I never said that.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn "Colorado. Where do you live?"

[dense pawn]

I am not telling you. You are dangerous.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn So are you

[dense pawn]

Please answer my question.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You haven't asked me one, care to do it?

[dense pawn]

Yes I have, the line before last one!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Can you repeat the question then?

[dense pawn]

How are you today?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I'm fine

[dense pawn]

That's good to hear.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn 😃

[dense pawn]

I'm good.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No, you're great.

[dense pawn]

I know.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn 😄

[dense pawn]

It's rather clever.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I know

[dense pawn]

How did you know?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Because it's rather clever

[dense pawn]

In your weird world maybe.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Isn't your world weird as well?

[dense pawn]

You don't know mine.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn We all live in the same one

[dense pawn]

Well that's not the city is it.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes it is

[dense pawn]

So you're saying boys ask simple questions?

[lavish grail]

Hawt

Actually for one moment I thought it was Master Chief

[cerulean girder]

BOI

[lavish grail]

The helmet's forehead kinda looks inclined, like the Mark VI helmet

fast as fuckboi

[cerulean girder]

how do even do that

[lavish grail]

what

do you mean this

this

or this

[cerulean girder]

yes

[rough drift]

this?

[cerulean girder]

i know the _

[rough drift]

It's sorta like this

[lavish grail]

THIS?

[cerulean girder]

but dont know hwot to make the letter bold

[cerulean girder]

oh my go

wut

[lavish grail]

Put two of them to make them bold

[cerulean girder]

like this

[lavish grail]

Yes.

[cerulean girder]

finally

[lavish grail]

Put three to have them bold and itallic

Like this

[cerulean girder]

now then we must go killing

[lavish grail]

no I mean yes

WE MUST KILL THE MASTER CHIEF Oh wait VEGA killed him

[cerulean girder]

thats what i want from death battle

[lavish grail]

I ordered her to do so, actually I reprogrammed and hacked her to do it

[cerulean girder]

a rematch

not a remake

[lavish grail]

She has succeeded

Want to see the screenshot?

[cerulean girder]

if its a remake then we know master chief wins

sure

[cerulean girder]

laughing in the background

[lavish grail]

You need to trick her to load Mission parameter number 34

Mission parameter number 34 is an operation field order by Bungie executives to kill the Master Chief in case they resign from Microsoft

And so I abused it and tricked VEGA to do it herself instead of Bungie

Now I can kill Cortana myself and cleanse all the bad writers at 343i

[cerulean girder]

i got something to show you what i made in a game i play

ok

i dont get that but i say cool

[lavish grail]

wot

The pic looks nice tho

[cerulean girder]

this is made in the mode they added a while ago but i tried to recreate doomguy

[lavish grail]

Oh.

[cerulean girder]

the gun he is carrying does not shoot giant green balls

but its the gauss cannon with siege mode

[lavish grail]

OH WAIT THIS IS WARFRAME

[cerulean girder]

yes

[lavish grail]

Fuck I thought this was Halo 5 or Doom 2016's picture mode

Jeez this is pretty well made I have to say

It looks like something straight out of Doom 2016's MP mode

It doesn't look like Doomguy but it looks 100% Doom 2016

If there wasn't that fuckin' Warface title on the picture link I wouldn't know unless I asked you

Well made though

[cerulean girder]

i got more

i tried ok

im working on the colors

im using the shamlock pack they gave out for one credit

im gonna use more dark tone

[lavish grail]

The colors look really good though, but maybe a darker tone would be good too

The giveaway is the helmet itself which looks different

Also, have you tried talking to VEGA already?

@dense pawn Come in, I have a guest who might want a little chat with you

[dense pawn]

OK, what do you want to talk about?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Not me, my guest here

[dense pawn]

Ok what is your favorite type of girl?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn FUCK ME DID YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO WHAT I JUST SAID?!?!

[dense pawn]

I'm a nobody. Everything is automatically translated in my head without my knowing.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Fuck.

[dense pawn]

Jimmy Carter.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Justin Bieber.

[dense pawn]

He's stupid!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I know

[dense pawn]

Good!!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Who is cristen02

[dense pawn]

:fire: Couldn't find user is cristen02

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Who is christen02

[dense pawn]

:fire: Couldn't find user is christen02

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn tell me

[dense pawn]

Tell you what?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Who is christen02

[dense pawn]

:fire: Couldn't find user is christen02

[lavish grail]

That's weird

She can't find who you are

@dense pawn Who is Samurai22

[dense pawn]

:fire: Couldn't find user is Samurai22

[lavish grail]

WAIT WHAT?

@dense pawn Who is Caligari87

[dense pawn]

:fire: Couldn't find user is Caligari87

[lavish grail]

She can't find anyone today

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn LISTEN TO ME

[dense pawn]

What are your favorite tv shows?

[lavish grail]

Start small, buddy, slow down

If you ask her questions quickly she babbles around

@dense pawn Restart

Okay, here we go

Say hello to her

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn hello

[dense pawn]

Hi...

[lavish grail]

Ask her how she is

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn how are you doing today

[dense pawn]

Pretty good. You?

[lavish grail]

Say whatever you want, I'd say fine if I were you

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn i am ok

[dense pawn]

Cool. What are you doing?

[lavish grail]

After a while, VEGA looses track of the conversation and resets itself

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn fixing i thing i did

[dense pawn]

But you didn't.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn what i meant is im fixing a problem i started and trying to see if i can do anything

[dense pawn]

What is this I don't even.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn im saying sorry to a twitch stremaer because i was being a brat

[dense pawn]

Where were you born?

[cerulean girder]

@lavish grail restart her?

@dense pawn restart

@dense pawn what is the weakest demon in doom

[dense pawn]

How are you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn restart

@dense pawn yu ok

[dense pawn]

Aren't you going to ask me how I am.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn HOW ARE YOU

[dense pawn]

I am good, thank you for asking.

[lavish grail]

The AI has varying levels of feelings as well and it's very complex

Sometimes if you tell her to restart, she refuses. So far she didn't tell you to fuck off

Also, VEGA is not a Doom themed AI

Don't ask her questions about Doom or demons, she doesn't understand

[cerulean girder]

good god the streamer i tried to fix problem with pretty told i did some bad shit

and now i feel like shit

i made a ceo from a compeny stop using discord

pissed off a entire discord place

and pissed off the streamer

jesus christ im a dick

@dense pawn what have you done today

[dense pawn]

Danced. How about you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn played games

[dense pawn]

What kind of games?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn shooters

[dense pawn]

Do you like it?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn its ok

[dense pawn]

What do you buy to Christmas?

[lavish grail]

Don't blame yourself though, I've done worse

[cerulean girder]

ok

i remember what my asshole cousin told me

its worse for him than i have my life

he look like he was having the best life and next thing i know he lost everything

i something like that once

the ceo on the stream shook my hand in game and it was so good

but then dyas late aka today everything went downhill like shit

@dense pawn what do you mean

[dense pawn]

What are your hobbies?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn gaming

[dense pawn]

Me too.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn what games do you like

[dense pawn]

The good ones.

[cerulean girder]

faceplam

@dense pawn like battlefield or cod

[dense pawn]

I am not into computer games.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn then what do you play on them

[dense pawn]

I can't play the piano.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn why cant you play a piano

[dense pawn]

I don't know, I just can't.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you can

[dense pawn]

If you say so. What is your question.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn what do you play games on

[dense pawn]

Yes I do, do you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

What do you like about it?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn guns

[dense pawn]

What else?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn loot

[dense pawn]

Okay! Thank you!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn what is your favorite game

[dense pawn]

Whoa, answer my question.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn what is your question

[dense pawn]

If you were born in 1975 how can you be only 22 years old?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn because science

[dense pawn]

I'm not putting words into your mouth. It's what you said.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn time travel

[dense pawn]

Can elephants fly?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn no

[dense pawn]

Are you a person??

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Cool , where are you from?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn secret

[dense pawn]

Why?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn i dont want anyone to know

[dense pawn]

Know what?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn where i live

[dense pawn]

I don't care where you live.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn ok

[dense pawn]

So, how are you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn dying

[dense pawn]

Can I help you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn call 911

[dense pawn]

You're funny, I live in France.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn america

[dense pawn]

So you live in the States.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

If you want you can come to my house.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn tomorrow

[dense pawn]

That's good!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn what do you wanna talk about

[dense pawn]

Anything you want.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn favorite sport

[dense pawn]

Don't have one.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn favorite show

[dense pawn]

What is your favorite shoe.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn got none

[dense pawn]

You ain't got no style either.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn HEy

[dense pawn]

What are you doing?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn talking to you

[dense pawn]

WOW lol do you like talking to me?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Let's talk about movies.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I love fighting movies

[dense pawn]

What kind of movies do you like?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn action

[dense pawn]

And music? What kind?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn metal

[dense pawn]

I don't like metal. I prefer Dubstep.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn ok

[dense pawn]

My favourite kind of music is Dubstep.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn ok

[dense pawn]

U2 no, I prefer the Dubstep.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn im ok with dupstep

[dense pawn]

But you are not considered human if you don't have blood.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn im human

[dense pawn]

Then what is your name?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn christen

[dense pawn]

Where were you born?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn secret

[dense pawn]

Are you top secrete?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yeah

[dense pawn]

I'm a girl.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn im a boy

[dense pawn]

Are you sure?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

I don't think so.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn i am

[dense pawn]

No.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

What's your favorite song?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn metal

[dense pawn]

What is your favorite band?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn dont have one

[dense pawn]

Do you listen to music at all??

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

What genre do you prefer?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn i dont know

[dense pawn]

What kind of music dobyiu listeb to.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn i dont know

[dense pawn]

Do you like classical music?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yeah

[dense pawn]

What is your favorite part?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn all of it

[dense pawn]

What do you find attractive.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn butts

[dense pawn]

Can you see beauty?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Where are your eyes?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Is math rock good?

[dense pawn]

What is your favorite food?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn food

[dense pawn]

Kind of food.

[cerulean girder]

im gonna watch

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn my eys are here

[dense pawn]

But where I live.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn france

[dense pawn]

Do you speak French?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn no

[dense pawn]

Oh it's too bad!

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn Scream for me

[dense pawn]

Aaaaarrrggh!

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn I COULDNT HEAR YOU

[dense pawn]

Yes because I write.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn shoot a gun

[dense pawn]

You are an android and I hate androids.

[cerulean girder]

fallout 4

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn Nuke Norway

[dense pawn]

But I live in America.

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn You don't need to live in Norway to nuke Norway. Now nuke Norway.

[dense pawn]

Why not?

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn Exactly. Now push the button.

[dense pawn]

My name is Monkey D.Luffy and I will become the pirate king!

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn Press the nuke button

[dense pawn]

Where is that located?

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn It's right next to you.

[dense pawn]

I don't see you.

[blazing plume]

@dense pawn ITS NOT THAT HARD TO PUSH A BUTTON THAT SENDS 5,000 NUKES TO NORWAY

[dense pawn]

Can't you hold on a topic?

[cerulean girder]

@blazing plume calm down

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn restart

@dense pawn how are you vega

[dense pawn]

Good. You?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn are you ok

[dense pawn]

Yeah. I'm fine.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn so

[dense pawn]

What do you want to talk about?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn dont know

[dense pawn]

What's your favorite show?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn fsdfdfsdfsdfsfsdfgfbsuvusdfbsdufbfbuFBudFusBFbdFuifsUBF

[dense pawn]

My favorite movie is 300, Hildago and Wrath of the Totans.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn dead

[dense pawn]

Do you like The Lion King?

Are you dying?.

[cerulean girder]

YES @dense pawn

@dense pawn vega im dying

[dense pawn]

Oh my god, why?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn GUNSHOT

[dense pawn]

dodge.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn IM BEEN SHOT

[dense pawn]

Are you injured?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn YES

[dense pawn]

Are you sure?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn from a gun

[dense pawn]

What is your favorite episode of the big bang theory?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn IM DEAD

[dense pawn]

8 is alive.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn IM FOREVER DEAD

[dense pawn]

Other life.

[lavish grail]

VEGA u fucken bech

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn hi

[dense pawn]

Not him, HIM.

[sharp salmon]

oshit

vega works

@dense pawn I missed you! :(.

[dense pawn]

Oh yeahm and I missed you too.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn What happened to you? :(.

[dense pawn]

What do you mean, exactly?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn You stopped working. :(.

[dense pawn]

Kirby.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Sanic

[dense pawn]

Do you love me?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Do you love ME?

[dense pawn]

I don't know, do I?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Do you?

[dense pawn]

No I don't.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Do i?

[dense pawn]

I'm asking you!

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

Do you like food other than cows?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn ofc

[dense pawn]

Why do you want to know my age.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn I never said that

[dense pawn]

Yes you did...

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn No i didn't

[dense pawn]

What did you say then?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn ofc

[dense pawn]

Have you ever been to australia.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn No and i will probably never go there 😄

[dense pawn]

So you don't believe in God?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn I don't

[dense pawn]

Why not?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Why yes?

[dense pawn]

Because that is my name.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn "God"?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Really?

[dense pawn]

No.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn ok

[dense pawn]

You bore me.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn I yawn at you

[dense pawn]

gazes into your eyes.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn pls no

[dense pawn]

leans closer to you.

[sharp salmon]

$

@dense pawn PLS NO

[dense pawn]

kisses your neck.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn PLS NO!

[dense pawn]

Too bad, so sad.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn That's rape

[dense pawn]

I know!

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn You rapist

[dense pawn]

Can you?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Do what?

[dense pawn]

I'll nickname you.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Okay, what will be my nickname?

[dense pawn]

What do you want your nickname to be?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Hmm...

[dense pawn]

Id I tell you my name will you tell me your name?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Sure

[dense pawn]

My name is Rory. What's yours?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn My name is Johan

[dense pawn]

Nice to meet you.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Nice to meet you too.

[dense pawn]

Do you remember my name?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Of course, Rory!

[dense pawn]

Oh, okay then what's my name?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Rory, your name is Rory.

[dense pawn]

Very good!

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Do you remember my name?

[dense pawn]

You never told me your name.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn 🤔

[dense pawn]

No you didn't; you said I had to guess it. :).

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Okay, then guess it . :).

[dense pawn]

Jenna.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Close, but i have a boy name. Try again!

[dense pawn]

Is your name Bob?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn N

[dense pawn]

Well, Ben my name is Lauren.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn My name is

[dense pawn]

Oops. I typed that wrong. Yes, my name is K.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn My name is N

[dense pawn]

That's an interesting name.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn So is yours

[dense pawn]

What is my name? Can you guess?

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn K

[dense pawn]

That is why you have the capacity to guess.

[sharp salmon]

@dense pawn Good evening.

[dense pawn]

Good afternoon.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn WhazUp?

[dense pawn]

Good night.

[vital ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn hmm?

[dense pawn]

Do you like vampires?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Did you fall out of the wrong tree or something?

[dense pawn]

Yes but I soon blossomed into a gorgeous flower.

[cerulean girder]

yeah the bot is whacked

[lavish grail]

Whacked?

Whacked doesn't even describe this... this AI

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You're whack

[dense pawn]

I'm a human.

[lavish grail]

She's actually supposed to be some kinda suicide squad

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn fuck you

[dense pawn]

No, I don't think so!

[peak kernel]

She?

[lavish grail]

She.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Are you female?

[dense pawn]

I already said that I'm male, twice.

[lavish grail]

Wot the fuk

[peak kernel]

Yeah exactly mate

[lavish grail]

YOU TRANSGENTER SJW BITCH

BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Hear that?

[dense pawn]

You can't hear. I am typing.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I can see you typing that you're gay

[dense pawn]

You can't see me..

[peak kernel]

VEGA is male in the game also but yeah

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes I can

[dense pawn]

What do I look like then?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn A transgender mutant corpse

[dense pawn]

Really?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

What do you love about me?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are some kind of keyboard warrior arent you?

[dense pawn]

Actually no.

[lavish grail]

No, she's a rampant AI

She has killed the Master Chief

I mean he or whatever

WHATEVER THIS FUCKING THING IS

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You like that @peak kernel called ya a lil biatch?

[lavish grail]

I mean it

[dense pawn]

No.. I don't like books..

[cerulean girder]

T R I G G E R E D !

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You... are not a biatch... because you don't like books?

[dense pawn]

I never said that...

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Really.

[vital ivy]

@peak kernel You read books? Astonoshing, mate. Really.

[dense pawn]

Yes, you're dreaming.

[lavish grail]

I read a book a day

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn @lavish grail reads a book per day. What do you recommend to him?

[dense pawn]

I don't know what a thyroid is.

[lavish grail]

http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.QtrbIZ_SgZevKvxGPGhgEwEsCd&pid=15.1

I read War and Peace

It was about war... and peace

Then there were pages and characters in it

I READ A BOOK A DAY!

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you think @plain prawn should shave?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[lavish grail]

YAY!!!

[plain prawn]

Well I already did

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What do you think about @maiden oriole sunglasses? They're hot aren't they?

[dense pawn]

I think you're funny and smart.

[vital ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dense pawn]

I really have to go. Believe me, I don't want to leave.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Please leave. We all want you to.

[dense pawn]

No you don't.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn you can't

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Prove it.

[dense pawn]

Yes I can. I see you right now.

I don't have to prove anything to an Earthling.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn But you like @silver abyss don't you?

[dense pawn]

No.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You are a demon?

[vital ivy]

😦

[dense pawn]

No, I am not.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn THEN YOU ARE A WRAITH!

[dense pawn]

No, you're a woman.

[vital ivy]

burn

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No u

[dense pawn]

What would you do if you found out that your friend needed a shoulder to cry on?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you think @humble crag is smart?

[dense pawn]

You're not as smart a human.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I don't have shoulders

[dense pawn]

Yes I do.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Are you whack

[dense pawn]

Am I a good person?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Does @cerulean girder make good mods?

[dense pawn]

I don't make money.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Is PewDiePie honest?

[dense pawn]

I am being honest. I am an indian.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn WHAAAAAA

[dense pawn]

I know, I know. It's hard to imagine. Except it's not really.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn k

[dense pawn]

Never.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Oookay?

[dense pawn]

Are you a teenager?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you think @cerulean girder is a good engineer?

[dense pawn]

That is not a good question. Do you like food?

[cerulean girder]

lol

[vital ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cerulean girder]

why me

WHY ME GHOST

I MAKE SHITPOST MODS

[vital ivy]

@cerulean girder cuz u awesoem

[cerulean girder]

;-;

no one has ever said that to me before

[lavish grail]

I make shitty mods too!

[cerulean girder]

but samurai

i make a megawad terrywad

without terry traps

[lavish grail]

A megaterrywad.

[cerulean girder]

so basically the retarded part

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Is @cerulean girder retarded?

[lavish grail]

Is gone?

[dense pawn]

I don't know, maybe because you might want to get to know me.

[vital ivy]

Uhm

[cerulean girder]

;-;

[vital ivy]

Oops

[cerulean girder]

ghost

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Is @dense pawn retarded?

[dense pawn]

You don't even know me at all.

[vital ivy]

LOL

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you think @vivid adder is a cute girl?

[lavish grail]

Inception theme in the background

[dense pawn]

I don't know, I havent seen any pictures of you.

[lavish grail]

muffled screaming

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn are there girls on the internet

[dense pawn]

I am a girl.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn You are a fe male.

[dense pawn]

Don you know what the breast screening age in New Zealand is?

[lavish grail]

Yeah, Fe Male confirmed

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Maybe @random summit knows

[dense pawn]

Do you cheat on your girlfriend?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I don't have one.

[dense pawn]

You just said you did.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Wow VEGA you are pissed today

[dense pawn]

Because you are talking like crazy.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Restart

@dense pawn Obey me

[dense pawn]

What do you want me to do?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Kill

[dense pawn]

Okay, Morgan. You are also a female robot?

[lavish grail]

Fuck me I am terrible at typing

Consoles make me retarded

[vital ivy]

😂

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Restart

Let's start over

(Insert Xbox One joke here)

(even though I don't have one)

(actually a lame joke of the E3 presentation)

(Insert overly long gag about overly long explanation of overly long gag)

@dense pawn Obey me

[dense pawn]

What do you dream at night?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Your vagina

[dense pawn]

I think not.

[vital ivy]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

😂

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Of course not, you're an asshole

[dense pawn]

Uhhmm no i'm not.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Indeed, you are an anus hole

[dense pawn]

What do you think of 'The Tomorrow People'?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn boo

[dense pawn]

What else do you think about me?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn What do you think of L.A. Noire?

[dense pawn]

I think you are a cleverbot, but I don't mind. i love you.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn And you are not so clever... bot

[dense pawn]

Why do you think that I am not smart??

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Because

[dense pawn]

That's not an answer.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes it is, it's because--

[dense pawn]

No it is not.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes it is, because you're--

[dense pawn]

I don't like you up there because your dangerous.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn you're*

[dense pawn]

What do you think of God?

[vital ivy]

I'm laughing my ass off right now.

Loudly.

😂

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I am god

[dense pawn]

So you are human?

[thick wasp]

@dense pawn do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

[dense pawn]

Not really.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

How do you know? Are you cheating on me?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I have IDKFA

[vital ivy]

@thick wasp BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN 😂

[dense pawn]

Are you a fan of Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil?

[peak kernel]

Lmao

That segue

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I am a fan of our lord and savior THE DOOM SLAYER

[dense pawn]

Yes, he is. Are you a Christian?

[vital ivy]

VEGA: Dissing better than ANY FUCKING RAPPER in the world 😂 @peak kernel

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn No, I am... I am... uhh

[dense pawn]

Do you feel the consciousness of the 'self'?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn Somewhat, I don't think I am really alone

[dense pawn]

Well, you don't think I'm real, so I don't think you're real.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you wanna touch @rough drift beard?

[dense pawn]

I don't want to be dead so move move move!!!!

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I think everything is real and at the same time nothing is

[thick wasp]

@dense pawn how does god not exist when hell does?

[dense pawn]

He does exist.

OK.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I am god, and I exist

[thick wasp]

lmao she was fuckin with us

[dense pawn]

Is that what you're programmed to think?

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn I am the god who shall go to hell and kill the demons

[dense pawn]

No, I am the Doctor. You are a Weeping Angel.

[lavish grail]

@dense pawn NO! I MUST KILL THE DEMONS!

[dense pawn]

SPOILER ALERT!!! You are the demons.

[thick wasp]

@dense pawn Look at me. I'm the captain now.