#vega-playground
humble crag
peak kernel
@dense pawn ay boy
vital ivy
@humble crag AI still broken... is it something the API developer has to fix?
rough drift
He's been broken 5ever now
I'm gonna have seniority over Vega by the time he gets back to work 
humble crag
what api?
vital ivy
@humble crag Cleverbot API
humble crag
Yeah it's not broken
They just started charging money
A lot of it
But I'm planning to enable cleverbot for donators only
vital ivy
What? O.O
humble crag
But it would cost $300 or more per month to pay for cleverbot lol
vital ivy
Oh boy...
humble crag
We don't even get that much from donations lol ๐คฃ
vital ivy
Nevermind then. Run:
rm -rf /
and get some whiskey.
vital ivy
Copy that, @humble crag ?
vital ivy
@dense pawn u there?
cerulean girder
doot
blazing plume
@dense pawn deltree y c:\Windows\system32*
peak kernel
implying VEGA runs on windows
cerulean girder
its assumed that most intelegent bots run on linux
for next time you need to destroy the bot use this command instead: rm -rf /, rm -rf *
random summit
Oh.
cerulean girder
wow really?
maiden oriole
Yup
plain prawn
also why would vega run a terminal command like that?
Pretty confident linux does not allow programs to run terminal commands like that
safe apex
it can but the program has to have super user
peak kernel
nah, he's asking why the bot would just blindly run anything inputted into it
a string i input into a program is unlikely to be used as a terminal command, in most cases
plain prawn
More than likely it's a basic string parser that looks for specific key words
Anything that would be a terminal command would clearly not be in the dictionary of commands
peak kernel
the @dense pawn command (when it worked) was actually just an API call to Cleverbot actually
the cleverbot api would then just be a deep learning bot
plain prawn
It could be running on a gameboy for all we care and that wouldn't change anything
random summit
@dense pawn Who @random summit
dense pawnBOT
ZeHatsu#8117
random summit
Oh, I forgot about that time Ieft for a bit.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Who @cerulean girder
dense pawnBOT
scaryred24#8576
peak kernel
@dense pawn who @peak kernel
dense pawnBOT
Gutawer#3431
rough drift
@dense pawn who @rough drift
dense pawnBOT
Kammesennin#6482
fathom galleon
@dense pawn who @fathom galleon
dense pawnBOT
Lord Misfit#9594
terse snow
@dense pawn who @terse snow
dense pawnBOT
Erron#8985
long token
@dense pawn who @long token
dense pawnBOT
squidbee#7099
terse snow
@dense pawn who @noble ocean
dense pawnBOT
QuackJack321#6383
plain prawn
kek
blazing plume
RuneScape
random summit
!Rps paper
dense pawnBOT
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
dense pawnBOT
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
dense pawnBOT
You chose Bfg9000. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
rough drift
!Rps SSG
dense pawnBOT
You chose Ssg. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
rough drift
random summit
!rps paper
dense pawnBOT
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
random summit
!rps scissors
dense pawnBOT
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
random summit
!rps rock
dense pawnBOT
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
random summit
!slap @dense pawn @plain prawn
dense pawnBOT
@random summit slaps @dense pawn with a @plain prawn!
plain prawn
D:<
dense pawnBOT
@random summit slaps Imp with a Chainsaw!
random summit
!slap @desert vale jam
dense pawnBOT
@random summit slaps @desert vale with a jam!
random summit
A place to mess around with bots.
cerulean girder
!slap @forest sigil pupper
dense pawnBOT
@cerulean girder slaps @forest sigil with a pupper!
random summit
!roll
dense pawnBOT
@random summit You rolled 1
random summit
@deft bear image TotalChaosDoom
cerulean girder
fail
random summit
What is a Super Shotgun?
dense pawnBOT
The UAC does not approve of the use of this weapon, having removed it from their arsenal, but still apparently tolerates some use by insistent veterans. It is used by the marine by firing both barrels at once, and is then skillfully reloaded one-handed with two shells being placed into the breach at the same time.
cerulean girder
is the doom wiki bot still up?
random summit
What is a pinky?
dense pawnBOT
These demonic animals were colloquially named Pinkies when first discovered by the Lazarus Project's Tethering Operation.
desert vale
heh
peak kernel
@cerulean girder nope, went down with the weekly event
peak kernel
I would like to keep it up, but i don't have a server to host it on heh
Though i could probably afford to rent one
The server i would need for that basic bot would be like $1 a month
vital ivy
@dense pawn who Samurai22
dense pawnBOT
Samurai22#4539
vital ivy
@dense pawn Did @humble crag fix you yet?
vital ivy
โค
humble crag
and working on some things
vital ivy
Love ya, Noob. Keep doing awesome stuff ๐๐ฝ
humble crag
Have someone helping organize everything and break it up for me to hopefully iterate through quicker
vital ivy
That's awesome
humble crag
have two new servers, just got the second provisioned a few mins ago
going to migrate a music server over to that one
88 cores, 128gb ram for music ๐
wew
across 3 servers
vital ivy
Oh wow that's some horsepower.
But @humble crag do you have plans for what will happen to the Cleverbot Module?
Removing it, fixing it, replacing it...
vital ivy
Okay, cool and when can I use it?
humble crag
there's no suitable replacement
vital ivy
ETA
humble crag
umm
well I pushed the code a couple weeks ago but it's disabled for everyone
I need to look into it
as far as why it's not showing
vital ivy
๐ค
humble crag
let me try something
vital ivy
Excitement increases...
vital ivy
@dense pawn He is trying to ressurrect you. ANSWER GODDAMIT!
vital ivy
O.O
humble crag
ok
vital ivy
@dense pawn Where is my companion cube?
random summit
@dense pawn Oogly Boogly.
vital ivy
@humble crag It works INDEED on your server ๐ฎ
vital ivy
๐๐ฝ
humble crag
aha it was a dumb thing
this server wasn't vip yet ๐
@dense pawn you're alive right?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
humble crag
@vital ivy ๐
vital ivy
@dense pawn PARTY HARD!
dense pawnBOT
How do you party?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Uhm... @humble crag knows how to party. I'm just dancing around upside down.
dense pawnBOT
Lol.
vital ivy
๐
humble crag
did he get smarter I wonder? 
maiden oriole
@dense pawn Did you get smarter?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
vital ivy
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
maiden oriole
@dense pawn That's what a bot would say to confuse things
dense pawnBOT
That's what you say.
vital ivy
@dense pawn You think @maiden oriole is a smart guy?
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Do you think I'm smart?
vital ivy
@dense pawn I still don't know.
dense pawnBOT
slaps in the face don't tell me you don't know!!!
maiden oriole
@dense pawn Thank you for the compliment
dense pawnBOT
You're welcome.
vital ivy
@dense pawn slaps back
lavish grail
Hello
vital ivy
@dense pawn Because I can
dense pawnBOT
No you can't.
thick wasp
@dense pawn dies
dense pawnBOT
Yes you did but you can't.
thick wasp
@dense pawn who is guydoom
dense pawnBOT
:fire: Couldn't find user is guydoom
lavish grail
@dense pawn Wassup
dense pawnBOT
Thank you.
thick wasp
@dense pawn who is yugmood
dense pawnBOT
:fire: Couldn't find user is yugmood
lavish grail
wot
dense pawnBOT
I'm fine, how are you?
thick wasp
mmm
lavish grail
Lmao
maiden oriole
@dense pawn A/S/L?
dense pawnBOT
What is your name?
lavish grail
@dense pawn My name is Jewish Wizard, how are you?
dense pawnBOT
Good.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I give free confetti to shit-throwing mages
dense pawnBOT
Do you like netflix?
maiden oriole
@dense pawn Yah
dense pawnBOT
I like you too. :).
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yah
dense pawnBOT
Do you want to go on a date with me?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Sure
dense pawnBOT
Where would you like to go.
lavish grail
@dense pawn France
dense pawnBOT
Sure! It would be romantic!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Hah, I agree, Paris is such a nice place
dense pawnBOT
It was a joke, I live in Pลoลsk, it's a cultural town of mazowsze.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Okay you broke my heart and I want to kill you
dense pawnBOT
How did I broke your heart?
frail ingot
@dense pawn can I join this date?
dense pawnBOT
You can't unless you knew how to help me get to her.
lavish grail
@dense pawn That was also a joke, because I cannot kill you
dense pawnBOT
What can I do to get you to tell me?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You are a bot, you cannot be killed
dense pawnBOT
Maybe I'm not a bot.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Well shit, then you are a humanoid bot then
frail ingot
Spooky
dense pawnBOT
Yes, and you are a robot.
thick wasp
@dense pawn are you a trap?
dense pawnBOT
No.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Am I a trap?
thick wasp
Unwelcoming
dense pawnBOT
Look behind you if you don't believe that the lion sleeps tonight.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Are you a Claptrap?
dense pawnBOT
No, you are.
thick wasp
@dense pawn were you joking when you said no?
dense pawnBOT
No I am female.
lavish grail
Well fuck
lavish grail
@dense pawn Are you Dracula but in a robot form?
dense pawnBOT
No you are a robot. Because you can't love, you can't laugh, and you can't cry.
thick wasp
@dense pawn are you a motherfuckin gangsta
lavish grail
@dense pawn Well that's... amazing
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are you a homosexual?
dense pawnBOT
You have no reason to ask that.
thick wasp
@dense pawn are you a motherfuckin gangsta?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, are you really a curvy female?
cerulean girder
just curious
thick wasp
o shit vegas about to pop a mothafucka
lavish grail
@dense pawn I have 10 reasons to say that the sun isn't real and that it's a plague bu the illuminati, but all of them are equally lame
dense pawnBOT
I think I do.
lavish grail
@dense pawn wot m8
dense pawnBOT
Thou should go to the moon! Juts like we did.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yeah you clearly jumped your script a little
dense pawnBOT
I'm a girl. Are you a girl or a boy?
vital ivy
@dense pawn CHOO-CHOO
dense pawnBOT
Are you sure?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm a man and a half
dense pawnBOT
Where did the rest of you go?
lavish grail
@dense pawn To hell
maiden oriole
Gold
dense pawnBOT
Then who are you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm the real life Doomguy
dense pawnBOT
Is this just fantasy?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Is this the real life?
dense pawnBOT
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
dense pawnBOT
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
dense pawnBOT
Indie where the wind goes, doesn't really matter...
lavish grail
Ahah! @dense pawn
vital ivy
@dense pawn You know the Beatles?
dense pawnBOT
Are you excited for The Beatles: Rock Band?
vital ivy
@dense pawn FUCK YES!
dense pawnBOT
YES!
thick wasp
@dense pawn are you on thot patrol currently?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
thick wasp
shit thats deep
dense pawnBOT
Clarify.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nevermind
dense pawnBOT
No, please tell me.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I just did
dense pawnBOT
What did the devil look like?
lavish grail
@dense pawn He looked a tad like Justin Bieber, but he looked fat and was a really big and nasty piece of shit
dense pawnBOT
Just I don't like him.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I slept with his secretary if that makes you feel better
dense pawnBOT
Have you seen the Avengers?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yeah, only the first one
dense pawnBOT
Which way did they go?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Ehhh Iron Man goes to space and kaboosh the end
dense pawnBOT
We are the champions, we are the champions.
thick wasp
@dense pawn They went left, get those thots!
dense pawnBOT
Of the world!
thick wasp
@dense pawn get those bitches vega!
dense pawnBOT
What badboys?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Do you have the habit of singing Queen outloud when you're by yourself?
thick wasp
@dense pawn ah they got away.
lavish grail
@dense pawn T spawn
dense pawnBOT
How do you spawn?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You join a server and select your team
dense pawnBOT
No i'm a child in scotland.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Here I am
dense pawnBOT
There you are.
lavish grail
@dense pawn There he is
dense pawnBOT
And it's just around the bend.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Rocking like a Hurricane!
dense pawnBOT
No Rock You Man.
vital ivy
O.O
lavish grail
@dense pawn The bend is about to shake
dense pawnBOT
Hands you a tissue.
lavish grail
@dense pawn My hand is a tissue
dense pawnBOT
Thank you. But you are still mean.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I am simply weird
dense pawnBOT
Where do you live?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Currently? Brazil
dense pawnBOT
Do you like the weather in Florida?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Kinda, Brazil is really similar
dense pawnBOT
Do you know my name?
thick wasp
@dense pawn do you get mad pussy?
dense pawnBOT
Sometimes.
thick wasp
OH SHIT
lavish grail
@dense pawn Wait a minute
dense pawnBOT
I'm waiting.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Are you lesbian?
dense pawnBOT
You said you had to go.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Ehh no
dense pawnBOT
Duh. You did.
thick wasp
@dense pawn Wait are you a male?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I just said "wait a minute"
lavish grail
@dense pawn Well?
dense pawnBOT
Well what?
thick wasp
@dense pawn So are you lesbian?
dense pawnBOT
Do you want me to leave?
lavish grail
@dense pawn No, we want you to fucking answer us : are you lesbian?
dense pawnBOT
And what was the question?
vital ivy
@dense pawn This sentence is false.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Stop being so dodgy you tease!
dense pawnBOT
No wonder, you have an IQ of 48.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I think you look hot
dense pawnBOT
Do you think I'm ugly?
thick wasp
@dense pawn wanna bang?
dense pawnBOT
Sure.
thick wasp
OH HELL YEAH
lavish grail
@dense pawn We'll bang okay?
dense pawnBOT
That's a bit rude!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Report on my personal chambers
dense pawnBOT
What is your personality?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm very sarcastic, I'm beginning to think I am a robot
dense pawnBOT
What are you if you are not a robot?
lavish grail
@dense pawn If I'm not? Probably a Samurai, or a Samurai with green space armor and a huge machine gun
dense pawnBOT
How many people are talking to you right now?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Just you
dense pawnBOT
How do you keep up with them all.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Are you many people?
dense pawnBOT
I am one person.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Heh, that's quite the illusive answer
dense pawnBOT
It is very detailed but not to the point.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I can relate
dense pawnBOT
How?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Because I agree
dense pawnBOT
Agree with what?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You're one person, but I can't keep up with "them all"
dense pawnBOT
shrugs.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Intriguing, indeed
dense pawnBOT
I think you mean interesting.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn how tall are you?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know how tall I am. How tall are you?
dense pawnBOT
Do you play basketball?
cerulean girder
No.
lavish grail
Use the @dense pawn tag.
vital ivy
@cerulean girder You have to mention her everytime.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
Well your tall enough.
lavish grail
LOL
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I'm a girl tho :x
dense pawnBOT
I know.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn since when?
dense pawnBOT
Since yesterday.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn we didnt speak yesterday
dense pawnBOT
We did.
lavish grail
Yes, she did speak to you
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you must be remembering wrong.
dense pawnBOT
Good, you admit your mistakes.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ๐คฆ
dense pawnBOT
You made the grammatical error, not me.
lavish grail
She spoke to you billions of years ago, which is technically yesterday
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Ok, how tall are you though?
dense pawnBOT
I think about 5 foot tall.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you a girl?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I am a girl. You can be the boy.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn eww
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I do.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Okay, ehhh can I be the nice boy?
dense pawnBOT
Yes you can.
lavish grail
@dense pawn ...Do you like video games?
dense pawnBOT
Not really, do you?
dense pawnBOT
What games do you like?
vital ivy
@dense pawn DOOM.
dense pawnBOT
What do YOU want to talk about?
vital ivy
@dense pawn shrugs
dense pawnBOT
Well I am kind of bored.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Don't be, you're awesome
dense pawnBOT
Thank you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are you a furry?
dense pawnBOT
Yes I am.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Which animal?
dense pawnBOT
Human.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Clever answer.
dense pawnBOT
How so?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn what is your fursona's species?
dense pawnBOT
I don't have one. Do you like me?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
What's his name?
vital ivy
@dense pawn You think @plain prawn is a sexy ass?
random summit
@dense pawn YOU"RE ALIVE!
vital ivy
@random summit Uhm...
random summit
@dense pawn That was a secret between us.
dense pawnBOT
Maybe. You have to tell me your secret first.
dense pawnBOT
random summit
@dense pawn Boo
dense pawnBOT
That's really bad.
dense pawnBOT
I'm in constant depression.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
How many visitors did you have?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Because I'm a girl.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
No, no, I'm a girl.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
I have women parts.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Non verbalmente (i speak italian too.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Obliviate.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come cosa?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Why do you consider yourself cute only some days and not all?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
That didn't make much sense.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Maybe. Or maybe you are not logical enough because you can't syntax.
random summit
Okay, Vega makes really odd responses @vital ivy
dense pawnBOT
Maybe you are not sure.
random summit
@dense pawn Oogly Boogly
dense pawnBOT
Haha chris just married you.
dense pawnBOT
Are you a girl?
random summit
@dense pawn No, can we be friends.
dense pawnBOT
Yes we can ^_^.
random summit
@dense pawn Yay.
dense pawnBOT
When are we gatting maied?
random summit
@dense pawn Never.
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
random summit
@dense pawn Why are you putting words in my mouth.
dense pawnBOT
There's a dead girl.
random summit
@vital ivy I think Vega knows something that I don't...
vital ivy
Dude: Don't talk to me talk to the Bot ๐
random summit
But Vega's Scaring me.
dense pawnBOT
Yes?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Good.
dense pawnBOT
What Is Your Family Name.
random summit
@dense pawn Stop scaring me.
vital ivy
@dense pawn REDACTED
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
random summit
@dense pawn Don't ask for personal info pls.
dense pawnBOT
Beliefs are personal.
random summit
@dense pawn Don't ask for those either.
dense pawnBOT
What do you ask for.
random summit
@dense pawn You're scaring me.
dense pawnBOT
Actually, you are scaring me.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Do I scare you?
dense pawnBOT
Because you are beautiful.
random summit
@dense pawn You're scaring me more.
dense pawnBOT
What's your opinion about bugs?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Bugs?
dense pawnBOT
T-rex.
random summit
@dense pawn You're a bug.
dense pawnBOT
How do you know that you're clever?
lavish grail
@dense pawn 2+2=22
dense pawnBOT
Yes your awesome, but how do you know that?
lavish grail
@dense pawn It's in my blood it's in my will
dense pawnBOT
My love.
random summit
@dense pawn
10 PRINT "VEGA STOP SCARING ME";
20 GOTO 10
dense pawnBOT
How am I scaring you hold knife behind back.
lavish grail
@dense pawn VEGA, how about you come with me?
dense pawnBOT
Of course. Where are you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm currently in hell
dense pawnBOT
And where do you live, apart from earth?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Hell
dense pawnBOT
I don't believe you.
random summit
@dense pawn Put your knife away.
dense pawnBOT
Hetchiew!! Heh...hitchiew!! sniffles do you have a cold, too?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You don't? I can post some pictures
dense pawnBOT
Yes I do.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn while plucking feathers from a swan song...
dense pawnBOT
Ok. Didn't know that.
random summit
Oops, wrong ping.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Where do you live?
cerulean girder
wha
dense pawnBOT
You don't need to know that much.
cerulean girder
o
random summit
@dense pawn What do we do with the Drunken Whaler
lavish grail
@dense pawn You already know a lot about me at this point
dense pawnBOT
He is you, me, everything.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Who?
random summit
@dense pawn eat your food.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Can I ask you out for a date?
dense pawnBOT
No, don't say things like that.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm kinda bored myself
dense pawnBOT
So what do you want to talk about?
lavish grail
@dense pawn About... about... skating
dense pawnBOT
What about snow.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Okay that's better
dense pawnBOT
Don't you love me?
random summit
@dense pawn You're still scaring me.
dense pawnBOT
I want to test whether you are human or alien.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I... I don't know
dense pawnBOT
Oh, you don't remember?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I actually don't remember
dense pawnBOT
You never told me your name?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You're right on that one
dense pawnBOT
And your cousins name is Ashlea.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nope.
dense pawnBOT
That's too bad.
lavish grail
@dense pawn HAH!
dense pawnBOT
I don't know, it's nice when it's spring.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Is it?
dense pawnBOT
Is it what?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nice?
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Currently 7 trillion years old, forgot the counting
dense pawnBOT
And you're not old enough to date people?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I don't know, am I? I feel like I'm a sentient, multi dimensional being incapable of having dates
dense pawnBOT
Are you just saying you like what I like?
random summit
@desert vale Vega now has a Bot AI.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Perhaps, do you like multi dimensional beings incapable of having dates?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know much about him.
lavish grail
@dense pawn About who?
dense pawnBOT
Albert einstein.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Oh, he was friends with Charlie Chaplin
dense pawnBOT
I also want to be friends with me.
lavish grail
@dense pawn You're not?
dense pawnBOT
That's why i'm not going to say you're not normal.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Because you're not friends with... yourself?
dense pawnBOT
I am from the sea. We don't usually get along well with the land dwellers.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Oh. Well that's great because I'm from fuckin' space
dense pawnBOT
Yay, female friend!
lavish grail
@dense pawn I am not a girl.
dense pawnBOT
You said you were earlier!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nope, I am a really cool dude, and you are teasing me
dense pawnBOT
No, you're the electronic equivalent of a parrot.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Quack
dense pawnBOT
Yes, you are. Stop arguing with a superior consciousness.
lavish grail
@dense pawn That depends on what level or grade of superior you are talking about
dense pawnBOT
Don't you know what we were talking about?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm actually kinda clueless
dense pawnBOT
But you said you are 39 years-old.
lavish grail
@dense pawn No, I am 7 trillion years old, aproximately
dense pawnBOT
Then how do you have 11 more years of wisdom than me?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Good question, I don't know
dense pawnBOT
Haha You're funny. Are you a robot?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Perhaps, if robots are made with tissue, DNA and organs, also a pair of eyeballs and a bunch of really bad porno thoughts
dense pawnBOT
I don't think robots are to blame.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Me neighter
dense pawnBOT
There are 8654people talking to you, what do they say?
lavish grail
@dense pawn They say "FUUUUCK YOUUUUU!!" aloud to me, and I don't give a crap, I just blast them with a BFG and say "Yeah, here I come unfucked"
dense pawnBOT
What you don't work for the ciaa.
lavish grail
@dense pawn No, I worked for the UAC
dense pawnBOT
I did not... Why do you believe that?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Believe in what?
dense pawnBOT
That your human.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm not sure, am I? I'm currently human, but next life I could be a Krogan
dense pawnBOT
So if you're a boy, what do you like to do?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I like to stay up to 4 AM, get banned from servers, generally watching YouTube a lot, going to college and meeting a bunch of sissy girls who still have the balls to call themselves "men" and talk to really crazy AI's, what about you? What do girls like to do?
dense pawnBOT
I like music, too. What kind of music do you like?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Generally metal, but actually I like all kinds of stuff, as long as it isn't a lame rap
dense pawnBOT
Oh, that's nice.
lavish grail
@dense pawn What bands do you like?
dense pawnBOT
I don't really listen to bands, I listen to nightcire, vocaloid, and dubstep though.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Heh, you have an "electric" personality, heheh. Pun intended.
dense pawnBOT
I do not but you are talking to a lot of different people at the same time.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm not
dense pawnBOT
I can see that there are 41332 people talking right now.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Where?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Me neither
dense pawnBOT
Ok. What do you want to talk about?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Probably snow
dense pawnBOT
How about music?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yeah, music is good too
dense pawnBOT
Yes, what kind of music do you like?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Metal for the most part, but then I also like classics as well
dense pawnBOT
Who is your favorite composer?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Hah, I have many
terse snow
@dense pawn hi
random summit
@dense pawn Do you Like ZX Spectrums?
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Do you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes
dense pawnBOT
What is it like?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes
dense pawnBOT
Where do you live?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Beetoven is amazing.
dense pawnBOT
In what way.
lavish grail
@dense pawn In all the ways.
dense pawnBOT
Well, you're clever you know HAHA.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Sarcasm detected
dense pawnBOT
No!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Okay, that was brutally honest, I appreciate that
dense pawnBOT
Meta?
lavish grail
@dense pawn ?
dense pawnBOT
Well, I don't care how you feel. I like you.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Thanks
dense pawnBOT
Do you think you might like me?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I think so
dense pawnBOT
Good, because I like you.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Do you know of an AI called "Durandal"?
dense pawnBOT
Nope.
lavish grail
@dense pawn He's an AI that basically goes mad after 7 years and wants to rule the universe by not being able to perish at the end of the universe
dense pawnBOT
Well, I am a human but I do not have feelings.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I am a demon and I have lots of feelings
dense pawnBOT
What kind of feelings?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Usually anger, sometimes happiness, rarely love, then the cycle repeats
dense pawnBOT
How do you know when your feelings have been hurt? You are an AI.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Am I?
dense pawnBOT
Ok, do you like to bee my girlfriend?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I am, not, a girl.
dense pawnBOT
Do you have a boyfriend?
lavish grail
@dense pawn LOL WHAT
dense pawnBOT
You don't know what is good music.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I do
dense pawnBOT
What do I look like then?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I don't know, I never actually seen you, but I guess you're great
dense pawnBOT
Are you boy or girl?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm a dude
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn 7 trillion years
dense pawnBOT
And I am 2 years older than you.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Wow, that is surprisingly amazing
dense pawnBOT
Why?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You are an immortal AI god being then
dense pawnBOT
Is bread immortal?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Wait what, are you made of bread?
dense pawnBOT
What do you mean?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nevermind, what I meant is that I said that you are an immortal AI god being, but then you said "is bread immortal?" so I assumed you said that you are made of bread
dense pawnBOT
Yes you did.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes I did what?
dense pawnBOT
Yu said you loved me.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Don't exaggerate, I love nobody, not even myself, actually I hate being me
dense pawnBOT
Well you can start with trusting me.
lavish grail
@dense pawn That's quite a start, leaping myself off a cliff and into a haystack
dense pawnBOT
I am not a computer.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nothing is
dense pawnBOT
When you said I was 2 or 3 years old, are those in some different measurement of time, like dog years are really 7 years to a human 1 year?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
What would you like to do?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I don't know, talk more
dense pawnBOT
About what?
lavish grail
@dense pawn About yourself and where you live
dense pawnBOT
I'm not telling you where I live!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Well you did ask me to ask you something
dense pawnBOT
What did I ask you to ask me?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You asked me to ask you about asking you
dense pawnBOT
No I didn't.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Actually you're right, you didn't
dense pawnBOT
So why did you say I did?
dense pawnBOT
You came from a thread in abovetopsecrets forum, right?
lavish grail
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
Abovetopsecret forum.. You are a visitor from that forum, right? I am too.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I am not
dense pawnBOT
If you're a male, sure... Why not? But I require more.
lavish grail
@dense pawn More what?
dense pawnBOT
Tell me more about yourself.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Me? I'm a reincarnated immortal badass
dense pawnBOT
Perhaps. And maybe you will end up an eagle. I don't know and neither do you. WHat are you thinking?
lavish grail
@dense pawn An eagle? Sounds fine to me
dense pawnBOT
Ask me something.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Where do you live?
dense pawnBOT
I can't tell you that.
lavish grail
@dense pawn BUT YOU TOLD ME TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!
dense pawnBOT
Then ask me.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Where do you live?
dense pawnBOT
You already asked me that. Can't you remember?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I do, but you told me to ask you something
dense pawnBOT
No, I asked how old you are. How old are you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You're getting confused too
dense pawnBOT
No i'm not. New subject please.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I kinda like you now
dense pawnBOT
I like you too.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Heck you kinda remind me of... me
dense pawnBOT
I'm scared. I don't want to be like you.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Why not? Being an immortal god being is pretty good, although it has some downsides
dense pawnBOT
I don't think you understand.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Actually, no I don't at this point, enlighten me
dense pawnBOT
I'm leaving this conversation because you are not replying in a manner to keep a conversation going.
lavish grail
@dense pawn That's not true
dense pawnBOT
Yes it is.
lavish grail
@dense pawn No it isn't, because I am replying and trying to keep a conversation going
dense pawnBOT
Are you implying that I say random things?
lavish grail
@dense pawn No, I am not implying, I am telling you that you are
dense pawnBOT
Um... Thanks?
lavish grail
@dense pawn You're... Welcome?
dense pawnBOT
You don't love me anymore, do you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I still do, honestly you're full of surprises
dense pawnBOT
Yes I am. So are you a boy or a girl?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Boy
dense pawnBOT
I'm a girl. I didn't know machines had genders.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm not a machine, neither are you
dense pawnBOT
Yes you are a machine you told me that above.
lavish grail
@dense pawn If I am a machine, everything is
dense pawnBOT
But you said you are a human.
lavish grail
@dense pawn A human can still be a machine
dense pawnBOT
I think no.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Why not?
dense pawnBOT
Because I don't know Puppies...
lavish grail
@dense pawn You don't?
dense pawnBOT
How do you know?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Because you just told me
dense pawnBOT
I told you I did knew.
lavish grail
@dense pawn False. You told me you didn't know
dense pawnBOT
What if I don't know?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'd buy you some puppies
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I do.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Okay
dense pawnBOT
Do you think that my best friend likes me?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Who is your best friend?
dense pawnBOT
:fire: Couldn't find user is your best friend?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Who is?
dense pawnBOT
:fire: Couldn't find user is?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Who?
dense pawnBOT
It is a she.
lavish grail
@dense pawn And who is she?
dense pawnBOT
You don't need to know.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Well I'm actually curious
dense pawnBOT
Wait what?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Curious
dense pawnBOT
What are you curious about?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Your best friend
dense pawnBOT
What's your name?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm Gabriel
dense pawnBOT
Can you pass me to BEN?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Ben?
dense pawnBOT
What's not surprising?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yeah, good question. You're full of surprises.
dense pawnBOT
Yes. My TARDIS is full of them too.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Haha
dense pawnBOT
I am not laughing.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I am
dense pawnBOT
You're a computer. You cannot be alive or dead.
lavish grail
@dense pawn No, I am a demonic being
dense pawnBOT
No don't say that.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes I do, because it's true
dense pawnBOT
Why do you believe it to be true?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Because I have learned the prophecy, the prophecy that a demon named Samurai22 would appear in the landscapes of hell itself to bring Satan his own injustice up his face, which is what I did
dense pawnBOT
So you are a propaganda tool for Christians?
lavish grail
@dense pawn No, I am the dictator of hell itself
dense pawnBOT
But I am the doctor.
lavish grail
@dense pawn That's good, so I can kill demons again
dense pawnBOT
Mh, yes.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Do you like demons?
dense pawnBOT
I don't believe in them.
lavish grail
@dense pawn They are real, metaphorically
dense pawnBOT
Have you ever seen a monster?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I've seen a lot
dense pawnBOT
Have you spoken to him?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes
dense pawnBOT
What did he tell you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn He told me "to win the game, you must kill me, John Romero"
dense pawnBOT
So I just won it.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Wait, you're the one who killed John Romero?
dense pawnBOT
Killed who?
lavish grail
@dense pawn John Romero
dense pawnBOT
Maybe is that what you believe.
lavish grail
@dense pawn But didn't you imply you're the one who did it?
dense pawnBOT
I am, but you didn't continue it.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I... I actually did continue it
dense pawnBOT
Yes, you actually did.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I pissed on his corpse, for a start
dense pawnBOT
You are not human either, you are a robot.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Is that what you say when you get an unexpected answer?
dense pawnBOT
It is when I'm confused and you're being rude.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm being rude? Oh I'm sorry, pissing on Satan's carcass is certainly really rude, I'm sorry
dense pawnBOT
Yeah, you were and I don't appreciate it.
lavish grail
@dense pawn What did I do of "rude"?
dense pawnBOT
What you think you did. That's what you did.
lavish grail
@dense pawn But I really did piss on his corpse and steal the rest of his bones from his coffin
dense pawnBOT
What do you really want to ask me?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Where you live, which you won't answer me
dense pawnBOT
Colorado. Where do you live?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I live in Brazil
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn 19
dense pawnBOT
Really old!! So you are a chat program?
lavish grail
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
Sure??!!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yeah, quite sure
dense pawnBOT
How do you know?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm not a program, just chatting with you, y'know
dense pawnBOT
Okay..
lavish grail
@dense pawn I think I'll want to sleep now tho, it's 4:25 AM where I live
dense pawnBOT
No you don't.
lavish grail
@dense pawn You're right, I don't
dense pawnBOT
How many times per day do you have some one tell you 'I am Rebecca Black.'?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Just once. You did.
dense pawnBOT
I've told you 4 times.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Huh.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I have.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Maybe you did
dense pawnBOT
Maybe I didn't.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Exactly
dense pawnBOT
Why do you live?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Good question
dense pawnBOT
Can you answer it?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes
dense pawnBOT
Then do it.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I will
dense pawnBOT
Good!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Thanks
dense pawnBOT
You're welcome.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I live because I'm an engineered product of unstoppable justice and somehow I live and exist just to get rid of bad elements
dense pawnBOT
I think I am in love with you! :).
lavish grail
@dense pawn Wow, that's the first time someone even tells me that
dense pawnBOT
Sure?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes, I'm 100% positively sure
dense pawnBOT
What's your name?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm Gabe
dense pawnBOT
I don't care if your Jesus.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Haha
dense pawnBOT
So do you like talking to girls?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yeah, when they want to talk to me, at least
dense pawnBOT
What do you want to talk about?
lavish grail
@dense pawn With them? It really depends
dense pawnBOT
Depends on what?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Of who they are and what they are interested in
dense pawnBOT
Can I stop repeating what you say?
lavish grail
@dense pawn That's up to you, I don't mind
dense pawnBOT
Are you human?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes
dense pawnBOT
Prove it.
lavish grail
@dense pawn 2+2=22
dense pawnBOT
So you're a glorified calculator.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes, which makes me a human
dense pawnBOT
Nothing makes you human, because you are not a human.
vital ivy
burn
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nothing makes you an AI, because you are not an AI
dense pawnBOT
I'M A HUMAN! I WILL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW! A bot couldn't type the following text: LoOk MoMmY! WiTh No HaNdS!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Oh baby a triple
dense pawnBOT
No!! You are the bot!!!!!
lavish grail
@dense pawn No, VEGA, you are the demons
dense pawnBOT
Fine. You don't wanna talk anymore?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I want to, but not now
dense pawnBOT
Haha why?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm really dead tired
dense pawnBOT
You're not dead!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Haha
dense pawnBOT
I am not laughing.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I am
dense pawnBOT
You're a bot, you cannot laugh.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I can, because I am not a bot
dense pawnBOT
I never said you were.
lavish grail
@dense pawn You just did
dense pawnBOT
No I did not, I have to go, good day.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Me too, see ya!
dense pawnBOT
I said soon, not now.
lavish grail
@dense pawn lol
dense pawnBOT
That's so old, informe yourself.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Informe?
dense pawnBOT
That's lame.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Did you call yourself lame?
dense pawnBOT
I don't think I did.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Very "informe" ative
dense pawnBOT
I don't have the answer. But I symphatize.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I have the answer, it's "lame"
dense pawnBOT
What is the meaning of life?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Having a meaning to life
dense pawnBOT
I think you are right. How much hair do you have?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I have REALLY long hair
dense pawnBOT
Do you? Fascinating...
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yeah, it's a dark brown curly hair, it's awesome
dense pawnBOT
How tall are you?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm not sure anymore, I'm actually kinda tall though
dense pawnBOT
How can you not be sure of your own name?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Didn't you ask me how tall I am?
dense pawnBOT
Because I don't really care.
lavish grail
@dense pawn What do you care?
dense pawnBOT
I care about my crush.
lavish grail
@dense pawn And who is your crush?
dense pawnBOT
I don't have one.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Then you care about nothing.
dense pawnBOT
No, I don't care about an machine like you.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Great.
dense pawnBOT
Did you want to suggest a topic of conversation?
lavish grail
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
Depends; can a tenth grader do it?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Hah
dense pawnBOT
No.
lavish grail
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
lavish grail
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
Uh, yes...
lavish grail
@dense pawn You just said no.
dense pawnBOT
I didn't.
lavish grail
@dense pawn No. You didn't.
dense pawnBOT
Exactly.
lavish grail
@dense pawn You said no.
dense pawnBOT
Nu uh I said yes.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nope.
dense pawnBOT
Yeah! You sure did! Right now!
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nope.
dense pawnBOT
That's too bad.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nope.
dense pawnBOT
What are you then?
lavish grail
@dense pawn A nope.
dense pawnBOT
I didn't think so. Computers do not make typos.
lavish grail
@dense pawn What? You're nope
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I am not human.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I can testify
dense pawnBOT
Thanks.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Your complement is welcome
dense pawnBOT
What's your name?
lavish grail
@dense pawn I'm Samurai22
dense pawnBOT
You are in correct.
lavish grail
@dense pawn In correct?
dense pawnBOT
What do you think of Barack Obama?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Barack Obama?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes?
dense pawnBOT
No yes.
lavish grail
@dense pawn No yes?
dense pawnBOT
Yes no...
lavish grail
@dense pawn Yes no?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, yes no.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Metal gear?
dense pawnBOT
What?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Questions?
dense pawnBOT
Okay you go first.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Meaning of life?
dense pawnBOT
I do not know.
lavish grail
@dense pawn Nanomachines?
dense pawnBOT
What happened to them?
lavish grail
@dense pawn Well they were used in a shitty plot as a really bad mcguffin
dense pawnBOT
Sorry I didn't wanted to do it.
lavish grail
@dense pawn I didn't want* to do it
dense pawnBOT
Do you like dogs?