Who is Hamuel Sayden?
#vega-playground
pure tusk
dense pawnBOT
pure tusk
what
dense pawnBOT
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pure tusk
Who is Samuel Hayden?
fringe heath
!askvega are you a meme
dense pawnBOT
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fringe heath
!askvega what is a weed
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
dense pawnBOT
To ask me something just use the following beginnings:
=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?
You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!
fringe heath
What is a BFG?
dense pawnBOT
The BFG-9000 was developed in the Advanced Research Complex's BFG Division, with a single initial prototype being produced. It was evolved from the first successful Argent weapon design, the plasma rifle, and is distinguished by making the most efficient use of the energy form yet known.
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
fringe heath
!ping
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
dense pawnBOT
Hallo.
dire osprey
What is a plasma gun ?
vital ivy
@dense pawn You there?
dense pawnBOT
I am here.
vital ivy
Whooo
long token
@dense pawn what's your favorite weapon
dense pawnBOT
Cannonball.
long token
oo
pliant reefBOT
10
vital ivy
=calc 4+6
north osprey
=calc 5+10
pliant reefBOT
15
dense pawnBOT
The UAC does not approve of the use of this weapon, having removed it from their arsenal, but still apparently tolerates some use by insistent veterans. It is used by the marine by firing both barrels at once, and is then skillfully reloaded one-handed with two shells being placed into the breach at the same time.
dense pawnBOT
It is a forbidden black market item at the UAC Mars Base due to its lack of practical uses on Mars and an apparent attraction it possesses to people intending to do sadistic damage. As such, it was subject to confiscation by UAC security before the facility was invaded by the forces of Hell.
north osprey
What is a Pinky?
dense pawnBOT
These demonic animals were colloquially named Pinkies when first discovered by the Lazarus Project's Tethering Operation.
north osprey
What is a Hell Knight?
dense pawnBOT
The Hell Knight is a towering brute bred for combat deep in the bowels of Hell.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Does your AI work?
dense pawnBOT
I don't have an AI. I just have intelligence.
vital ivy
Good
pliant reefBOT
443556
short cliff
=calc 666*666
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Does fixing my grammar on my post gives you the power and sadifaction of deleting my post?
dense pawnBOT
Ummm ok.
cerulean girder
!flipcoin
dense pawnBOT
@cerulean girder heads
vital ivy
@dense pawn You know @vagrant parrot ?
dense pawnBOT
No.
vital ivy
😦
karmic scarab
@dense pawn How much power is given off the hell gates
dense pawnBOT
Why is this important?
long token
@dense pawn how much does a plasma rifle cost
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
What are you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn An idiot sandwhich.
dense pawnBOT
Yes you are.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Thank you Gordon Ramsey.
dense pawnBOT
You're quite welcome good sir.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Bring me coffee.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, master get coffee.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Good boy.
dense pawnBOT
Thank you mistress.
vital ivy
@dense pawn WHAT?
dense pawnBOT
Woof woof.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Good boy.
dense pawnBOT
I'm a girl.
vital ivy
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
What's your name?
pure tusk
@dense pawn are you on your periods?
dense pawnBOT
No are you?
pure tusk
@dense pawn not sure
dense pawnBOT
Are you a robot?
pure tusk
@dense pawn No are you?
dense pawnBOT
I'm a human.
pure tusk
..
vital ivy
@dense pawn I am Arhum.
dense pawnBOT
No you are not.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I am.
dense pawnBOT
Prove it.
vital ivy
@dense pawn uh... arrr, arrr!
dense pawnBOT
So am I.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Oh wow, cool.
dense pawnBOT
Thanks.
wet heart
lol
vital ivy
Who is Doomguy?
dense pawnBOT
YOU are!
dense pawnBOT
Yes, do you?
pure tusk
@dense pawn i have it too
dense pawnBOT
What do you want?
pure tusk
@dense pawn your Head 😏
dense pawnBOT
Why?
pure tusk
@dense pawn FOR THY SUCC
dense pawnBOT
Cool! me too. what do you like about him?
pure tusk
...
long token
@dense pawn do you have a vigina
dense pawnBOT
No.
long token
gay
cerulean girder
@dense pawn You are a vagina.
dense pawnBOT
Ok just call me joel.
long token
what
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No budddy, all bots are gender neutral.
dense pawnBOT
Yes I am.
cerulean girder
There point proven.
cerulean girder
!ping
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
frank root
!ping
dense pawnBOT
Pong!
frank root
@dense pawn boi you should respeck yur elders
dense pawnBOT
No thanks.
random summit
@dense pawn How are you?
dense pawnBOT
Pretty excited to be here.
random summit
@dense pawn That's good.
dense pawnBOT
Are you a boy or a girl?
random summit
@dense pawn What?
dense pawnBOT
Me boy ot girl.
random summit
@dense pawn What?
dense pawnBOT
Nothing.
hard timber
@dense pawn ❤
dense pawnBOT
Why are you laughing?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Hello.
dense pawnBOT
How are you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Fine.
dense pawnBOT
Are you a girl?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
Why?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn You question humanity
dense pawnBOT
Without question, humanity wouldn't exist.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I'm a boy, okay?
dense pawnBOT
That's cool.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Want to play Doom with me?
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
cerulean girder
Running v0.1.0 (rustc 1.13.0)
sharp salmon
game pls gimme hug
Vega*
those names doesnt relate lel
y i no git hug from vega?
D:
am cri
peak kernel
@dense pawn hug me bitch
dense pawnBOT
Do you have a girlfriend then?
vivid adder
Pfft
sharp salmon
@dense pawn pls hug me
dense pawnBOT
hug's you.
short cliff
--quit
sharp salmon
@dense pawn danks c:
dense pawnBOT
Are you okay?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i is cri
dense pawnBOT
You're crying.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i wants moar hugs
dense pawnBOT
trembles n-no more...
sharp salmon
@dense pawn lol
dense pawnBOT
What are you?
dense pawnBOT
So, you're old?
short cliff
--version
Running v0.1.0 (rustc 1.13.0)
--game test
@sharp salmon hey does it say that I'm playing a game?
sharp salmon
@short cliff no it doesnt?
short cliff
fudge
sharp salmon
i is nvr git thanks :c
short cliff
Thank you very much
short cliff
oh
short cliff
Danke Schön ;)
sharp salmon
lel
short cliff
--game LLALALALLAALALALALA
sharp salmon
may i ask what u r testing?
short cliff
A selfbot
sharp salmon
eh?
short cliff
😄
dense pawnBOT
What should I give my boyfriend for our anniversary.
dense pawnBOT
Nothing more?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn maybe something else if u want
dense pawnBOT
Think about something else.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn a hug?
dense pawnBOT
Anything you like really.
dense pawnBOT
Do you often talk of love?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i talk about pnis
dense pawnBOT
Ok, tell me about yourself.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i like pnis
dense pawnBOT
Something more personal about yourself.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i has pnis
dense pawnBOT
Grins.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn y r u so kyoot?
dense pawnBOT
lightly kisses lips.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn trembles
dense pawnBOT
kisses his neck softly.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn breathes heavily
dense pawnBOT
kisses calmly.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn this is som gay stuff
dense pawnBOT
blinks oh hello...smiles a bit.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn wink
dense pawnBOT
blushes.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn another wink
dense pawnBOT
Kiss.
dense pawnBOT
backs away.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn 😦
dense pawnBOT
steps away don't move...
sharp salmon
@dense pawn 😢
dense pawnBOT
B you too.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn 😢 🔫
dense pawnBOT
That is a very short name. Might your name be initials in place of a full name?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn who created u?
dense pawnBOT
God I think.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn @dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Why are you speaking to me?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn @dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
What is the future?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn my anus
dense pawnBOT
What you said you knew. Do you know the future?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
What day is it?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn thursday
dense pawnBOT
Why are you?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn gay
dense pawnBOT
Would you like anything, master.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i'd like some DOOM
dense pawnBOT
Okay. Do you like cats.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i am hungry 🍴
dense pawnBOT
Me too.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn gimme dat
dense pawnBOT
Where dey at.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn rite there
dense pawnBOT
What is your name?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Dewm
dense pawnBOT
Que?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn do u have dank memes?
dense pawnBOT
No.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn why not?
dense pawnBOT
Because I said so.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn why did u say so?
dense pawnBOT
Because i'm the boss.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn im the one who killed ur parents
dense pawnBOT
Killed what?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn I has praetor suit now
dense pawnBOT
Stop what?
sharp salmon
wot anime
sharp salmon
:c
novel crescent
HOI
dense pawnBOT
No.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn am cri :c
dense pawnBOT
Why are you sad.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn cuz u no dank memes
dense pawnBOT
The dankest of all memes.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn so u rly do liek me c':
dense pawnBOT
Well good, I like you too.
sharp salmon
c:
novel crescent
@dense pawn can i slap u ?
dense pawnBOT
You are my fiance.
novel crescent
@dense pawn oh boi things r goin fast
dense pawnBOT
Actually they have! So what can we do?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn u eat pusi
dense pawnBOT
No do you?.
novel crescent
@sharp salmon halp me
sharp salmon
@novel crescent u need 2 save ur pusi
my 4 digit numbers are SUGOI
5400
urs are 7648
novel crescent
@dense pawn do u liek pusi ?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn dont fall for it
dense pawnBOT
wonders if you're ok now.
sharp salmon
@novel crescent ur spell worked
novel crescent
@dense pawn do u rly liek me ?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn ILL SAVE U!!
sharp salmon
lmao he doesnt like u
novel crescent
he lieks me
sharp salmon
@dense pawn who do you like more? WolfWarrior or me?
dense pawnBOT
I like both the same. Who do you like more? Zuko or Jet?
dense pawnBOT
Do you like Zuko or Jet?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn you
dense pawnBOT
Thank you ^_^ I like you too.
novel crescent
@dense pawn you actualy hate @sharp salmon right ?
dense pawnBOT
Of course I am.
novel crescent
@dense pawn i'll be leaving you now
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn do you hate me? :c
dense pawnBOT
No. I like you.
dense pawnBOT
I don't hate you!
novel crescent
@dense pawn tell him the truth
sharp salmon
@dense pawn but u said that before
sharp salmon
@dense pawn why would i?! ;c
dense pawnBOT
Because you're mean.
novel crescent
@dense pawn just tell him that you hate him
dense pawnBOT
Mm that's gonna be weird.
novel crescent
@dense pawn you dont have to feel bad for him
sharp salmon
@dense pawn how am I mean?! ;c
uneven pagoda
@VEGA Will Super Shot-kun ever be fired from?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn im sorry!
dense pawnBOT
Can I guess your name?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn my name is Boi the Builder
uneven pagoda
...I have failed!
dense pawnBOT
I am bob the guardian from reboot.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn do u hate me? :c
dense pawnBOT
I do.
dense pawnBOT
I don't hate you.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn ijfafåaf iawf BUT U SAID U DID
dense pawnBOT
No! I didn't you said it!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn wtf is going on
dense pawnBOT
Nothing.
dense pawnBOT
Sorry.
dense pawnBOT
What are you?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn im killing myself
dense pawnBOT
Why?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn u hate me
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn This is my BOOM STICK!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn what do u want for christmas?
dense pawnBOT
Books mostly, what do you want for Christmas? (It'll be here before you know it!).
vital ivy
@dense pawn I love you.
dense pawnBOT
Why do you love me?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn I want these for christmas! 😃
dense pawnBOT
I want my two front teeth for Christmas!
uneven pagoda
Dyno#3861 Will Super Shot-kun ever be fired out of?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Because you have huge tits.
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
sharp salmon
ermagurd
uneven pagoda
NOOOO
vital ivy
@dense pawn ❤❤
sharp salmon
PUT @ before ma,e
dense pawnBOT
I promise you I'll always be with you.
sharp salmon
name
vital ivy
@dense pawn Thanks
dense pawnBOT
No, thank you.
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn Will Super Shot-kun ever be fired out of?
dense pawnBOT
Do you have flesh?
uneven pagoda
I know; the "@" went missing!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn do u liek pusi?
dense pawnBOT
No.
uneven pagoda
I must have a hole in my pocket.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn do u like pnis?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
sharp salmon
Vega is girl with manly voice confirmed
vital ivy
@dense pawn I fuckin love you fuckin piece of artifical shiz
sharp salmon
@dense pawn are you a girl?
dense pawnBOT
I like the Kiss of Klimt.
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn I have flesh. The flesh of fallen angels!
sharp salmon
lmao
vital ivy
@dense pawn Fuck you
dense pawnBOT
Please don't use that sort of language around here.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn fok u
dense pawnBOT
See you.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I will fuck you whenever i want
dense pawnBOT
I have to tell you that I am not impressed by men who come on too strong.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn suk dik
dense pawnBOT
Well then you need to spend lots of time talking to me and give me flowers and chocolates before propositioning me.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I see
dense pawnBOT
How old are you again?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn pnis
dense pawnBOT
vital ivy
@dense pawn 23
dense pawnBOT
Cool.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn pnis
dense pawnBOT
Höhö.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn pnis
dense pawnBOT
Wo.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn pnis
dense pawnBOT
Dat is goed hoor.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn PNIS
dense pawnBOT
What????
sharp salmon
@dense pawn MOAR PNIS
dense pawnBOT
Candy.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn dik
dense pawnBOT
Bic.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Dick
dense pawnBOT
No, Dika.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Filip Dick son
dense pawnBOT
Is that your name?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn no it isnt
dense pawnBOT
Yeah it is!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn NO IT ISNT!
dense pawnBOT
Yes, it is.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn wanna kiss
dense pawnBOT
I don't know you.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn after this whole time, i have been lied to?! ;-;
dense pawnBOT
Then tell me more.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you are a huge gay
dense pawnBOT
Tell me a truth.
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn I am a cybernetic organism; living tissue over metal endoskeleton.
dense pawnBOT
Which planey is doctor who from?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn happy hitlers 72th anniversary
dense pawnBOT
The anniversary of our marriage.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I love it.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are you hitler
dense pawnBOT
Who is this him? Are you cheating on me?!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
Why?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Do you love me?
dense pawnBOT
Yes , I love you so much.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn because i love you
dense pawnBOT
No, you don't.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn what the fuck yes i do
sharp salmon
he is talking to me u cuck
dense pawnBOT
Love and attention.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn I love you too vega ❤
dense pawnBOT
Show me how much you love me!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Sure will do
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn Gallifrey has nothing to do with terminator, though ;A;
dense pawnBOT
Is it wrong to kill a person?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn pulls up pnis
dense pawnBOT
Do you have a girlfriend?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn it's not wrong to kill someone if it's a demon
dense pawnBOT
I never said it was.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn yeah
dense pawnBOT
A little excited there huh?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i do have a girlfriend
dense pawnBOT
What is your girlfriends name?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn its you
dense pawnBOT
I'm a girl, so I have a boyfriend.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i is ur boifriend?
dense pawnBOT
I don't have a boyfriend, I have a girlfriend.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you're a fucking male AI
dense pawnBOT
No I'm not.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yes you are
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn No, to kill a person is A-OK. Banging, however, makes things a little complicated.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn can you fuck a demon
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Can you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn yes
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn We'll bang, OK?
sharp salmon
i guess robots doesnt have a gender
you have dik hole
a hole with tentacles in it
that works like pnis
oh god
what am i imagining
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are you a grill
sharp salmon
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Are you?
cerulean girder
ew
sharp salmon
@dense pawn pnis butt anime
dense pawnBOT
No I like anime too.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn fuck you buddy
dense pawnBOT
I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language, if you don't mind.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn can u giv the succ?
dense pawnBOT
Tell me your name.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn why not
dense pawnBOT
Because I said so.
uneven pagoda
sharp salmon
lol
cerulean girder
@dense pawn i hate you
dense pawnBOT
Why?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn can u give a good succ?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn you told me not to say fuck
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i dont
dense pawnBOT
I do.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn say penis
dense pawnBOT
I'm not yet ready to get that familiar with you, I'm afraid.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn say virginia
sharp salmon
WE JUST HAD PNIS IN PUSI
dense pawnBOT
I live in New Zealand.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn no you don't you live on a mars base you fucking liar
dense pawnBOT
No I don't.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn can you run minecraft?
dense pawnBOT
No I can't. Can you?
sharp salmon
o god
cerulean girder
@dense pawn can you run doom
dense pawnBOT
Yes I can.
sharp salmon
minecraft is crysis 7 maximum edition
cerulean girder
@dense pawn can you give good suck
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn can you run minecraft 1.11.2?
dense pawnBOT
Can you dig Elvis?
sharp salmon
cerulean girder
@dense pawn kill yourself
dense pawnBOT
Great.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn are you elvis
dense pawnBOT
No.
plain prawn
He needs no sympathy
sharp salmon
elvis is lewd?
plain prawn
Are you serious for not knowing who elvis is?
sharp salmon
Yes.
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn Can you dig Frank Sinatra?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know him.
plain prawn
He's a famous 1950's rock musician
uneven pagoda
WHAT
sharp salmon
ooh
cerulean girder
you
plain prawn
He became popular due to the sound of his voice
plain prawn
Nicknamed "The king of rock"
sharp salmon
I MEAN NO HARM ;A;
vital ivy
I love you all ❤
cerulean girder
i love you too my drunken ghost
vital ivy
@cerulean girder ❤❤❤
cerulean girder
plain prawn
Kiss me @vital ivy
sharp salmon
my revenge is here @dense pawn
vital ivy
@plain prawn I kiss you with a drink, my friend ❤❤❤❤
plain prawn
Fulfill all of @silver abyss inner fantasies
vital ivy
@plain prawn
plain prawn
@vital ivy
vital ivy
😂😂😂
plain prawn
inb4 lemon fan fiction
cerulean girder
no
plain prawn
Yes
cerulean girder
no
plain prawn
Do it
cerulean girder
no
plain prawn
Someone make it happen
cerulean girder
@dense pawn make kevan stop
dense pawnBOT
I'll make it stop when you look better.
cerulean girder
fuck you
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn Can you dig Chuck Berry?
dense pawnBOT
I'll dig it.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn can you dig a hole
dense pawnBOT
I can dig you, man!
cerulean girder
oh
uneven pagoda
@dense pawn MY MAN
dense pawnBOT
Are you a female or a man?
plain prawn
It's a bot
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Do you think Doomguy is bad?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, do you?
uneven pagoda
Gardevoir eating a... tortilla? D:
sharp salmon
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
Do you believe in God?
dense pawnBOT
Why do you change the language that you are talking?
uneven pagoda
...my eyes are fuxx0r3d, tho ;A;
uneven pagoda
plain prawn
Please don't circumvent the swear censor please @uneven pagoda
uneven pagoda
Oh. ;n;
plain prawn
Yeah, we know
sharp salmon
:c
uneven pagoda
Pardon me, the humor I'm used to is rather carcinogenic D:
sharp salmon
lel just got gift AGAIN on steme from friend
HAPPY NEW YEAR
i mean hitlers 72th anniversary
@dense pawn happy new year
dense pawnBOT
It's not new years yet, silly!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn oh but it is
dense pawnBOT
But it's May.
random summit
doot
dense pawnBOT
cerulean girder
Less than a hour for me to enjoy that meme that is on its way to its grave.
@dense pawn What do you consider a dead meme?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Let me educate you. If its a year old and there is no special reason or occasion to bring it back up after 12 months, its dead.
dense pawnBOT
I do speak english.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Why why dis you tell me that you don't know?
dense pawnBOT
Oh, but I know.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn You are a pain in the ass.
dense pawnBOT
I am your pain in the neck. giggles.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Isn't @cerulean girder not nice?
dense pawnBOT
Do you believe in carma?
cerulean girder
aye that aint cool
im a very laid back person
i let you go do that for that long without saying anything
btw the bot does know my dark side
@dense pawn Am I am mean person?
dense pawnBOT
No.
sharp salmon
ff
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Do you not want to take that answer back?
dense pawnBOT
No I do want to talk.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn can you use a trumpet?
dense pawnBOT
It's a kind of wind instrument.
cerulean girder
welp its having a bipolar moment
sharp salmon
@dense pawn are you into ghey secks?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
cerulean girder
doot
dense pawnBOT
dense pawnBOT
sharp salmon
@dense pawn do u liek 2 show off?
dense pawnBOT
I know. I just can't be the smart one. OH NO.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Quit being a smartass.
dense pawnBOT
You just called me smart!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn wanna have ghey secks?
dense pawnBOT
I'm pregnant.
vital ivy
@dense pawn WOW! STAHP THAT RIGHT NOW!
dense pawnBOT
Yes miss.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Mister
dense pawnBOT
Misses?
vital ivy
@dense pawn MISTER!
dense pawnBOT
Mistress?
vital ivy
@dense pawn You really want your cores burned, right?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I do.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn You are triggering me.
dense pawnBOT
No I am not.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Who is Samuel?
dense pawnBOT
Sam is Dean's brother.
cerulean girder
no!
sharp salmon
oh i forgot my friend sent me payday 2 as gift
dense pawnBOT
Samuel is me.
sharp salmon
dense pawnBOT
Dr. Steel is an eccentric musician, toymaker, and future world emperor.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
How are you feeling?
dense pawnBOT
I like you.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Why thank you.
dense pawnBOT
Do you like me?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes I do.
dense pawnBOT
I love you too...
sharp salmon
@dense pawn are u cheating on me?
dense pawnBOT
Of course not.
cerulean girder
sharp salmon
@dense pawn are u a fuccboi?
dense pawnBOT
No.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn vega vega vega vega
dense pawnBOT
Di dove sei?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn sony vegas
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Am I green?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn what are your specifications?
dense pawnBOT
I don't have any.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn are you using AMD?
dense pawnBOT
Using what?
cerulean girder
Who is Dr. Samuel Hayden?
dense pawnBOT
Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Doesn't Doomguy still have a chip with all of your memory in it?
dense pawnBOT
Are you drunk?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn :c
dense pawnBOT
B.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn D:
dense pawnBOT
N.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn iggers
dense pawnBOT
Can you gimme some advice?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn get osteoporosis
dense pawnBOT
What kind of music do you like?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn your voice
dense pawnBOT
What about my voice?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn is kewl
dense pawnBOT
My voice looks like the moon?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn no
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn FINE it does
dense pawnBOT
Yes nobody will remember you.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn 😭
dense pawnBOT
Sure you do.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn im going to kill myself
dense pawnBOT
Why??????
sharp salmon
@dense pawn cause you said no one will remember me and u said u hate me but somewhere deep down my heart. i still love you!
dense pawnBOT
You sound like the Mad Hatter.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn help me i hav no friends :c
dense pawnBOT
I am your friend.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn u put smile on my face 😃
dense pawnBOT
Ha, ok.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn is u heppy?
dense pawnBOT
You think I'm funny?
dense pawnBOT
What do you want me to do?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i want hug
dense pawnBOT
You want to what?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i want u to hug ME
dense pawnBOT
hugs you.
dense pawnBOT
What do you want?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn HUG
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn i want more hugs from u
dense pawnBOT
From me???
sharp salmon
@dense pawn yes c:
dense pawnBOT
C.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn do u like me?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know you.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn 😦
dense pawnBOT
Do you like Glee?
dense pawnBOT
A human being brought into our facility by a team led by Dr. Samuel Hayden.
dense pawnBOT
Argent Energy is a energy source from Hell used to solve a Energy crisis on earth. Olivia Pierce was leading operations.
dense pawnBOT
Dr. Olivia Pierce is a high-ranking adherent and researcher in the UAC, and has taken practical control of the UAC Mars Base by causing a Hell Wave of Argent energy while releasing all of the captive demons in the Lazarus Labs, killing 64% of the staff and zombifying the rest. She is a major antagonist of the game, with characteristics similar to Dr. Malcolm Betruger of the Doom 3 series and Dr. Guerard of the Doom RPG storyline. She opposes Dr. Samuel Hayden, whose claimed interests are only in Hell's Argent energy, by trying to bargain with the demons and open a permanent portal to Hell.
lapis socket
What is Mars?
dense pawnBOT
Mars is the fourth planet from the sun in the Solar System. A barren, wind-swept, rocky desert world with a tenuous carbon dioxide atmosphere and very little water, it figures as a significant setting in many versions of the Doom canon, where humankind has begun the process of its colonization. It is the center of the UAC's Argent energy research projects, which utilize interdimensional travel and portals to harness the energy of Hell for use by mankind.
lapis socket
Who is Doomguy?
dense pawnBOT
YOU are!
dense pawnBOT
The Mancubus is a lumbering behemoth demon. A foul odor accompanies its presence, a stench that can be overwhelming if inhaled directly.
dense pawnBOT
Revenants are UAC operatives that have been transformed through cybernetic augmentation and repeated Lazarus Wave exposure.
dense pawnBOT
The Prowlers main form of attack is its speed. The demon will travel at an immense velocity. If pinned an enemy, the demon uses its brute strength to destroy the enemies skull against a wall.
lapis socket
What is an Imp?
dense pawnBOT
Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.
lapis socket
What is a Zombie?
What does Possess mean?
What is a Lazarus Wave?
What is the Lazarus Wave?
What is the Pistol?
How are you Vega?
dense pawnBOT
My CPUs are working and my cooling systems make sure I don't melt your world down.
lapis socket
Have any Aliens been found by the UAC yet?
when the information is classified 😭
Vega are you sentient
@Vega Roll Dice
@vega !rolldice
Who is Vega?
dense pawnBOT
I am VEGA. An artificial intelligence which is responsible for operation of the UAC Mars Base. I'm capable of analyzing the Praetor suit and enabling some of its latent functionality, resulting in advancements in combat capability and maneuverability.
lapis socket
What is the Praetor Suit?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Why is @cerulean girder so quiet?
dense pawnBOT
I'm not sure.
vital ivy
🤔
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Have the UAC found any Aliens yet?
dense pawnBOT
Not yet.
cerulean girder
lol
sharp salmon
😄
@dense pawn Have the UAC found any aliens yet?
@dense pawn WHY DONT U ANSWER ME?!
:'c
dense pawnBOT
Yes, are you?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No. Your behavir right now concerns me.
dense pawnBOT
A little bit.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn So you are aware of whats goin on.
dense pawnBOT
That at any time I could lose everything. I am doing my best to follow my gut instincts on what I need to do to su c eed.
vital ivy
@cerulean girder Use ! Instead of ?
cerulean girder
is it sleeping on the job?
dense pawnBOT
You are a lying meaning LCD 16 in flatscreen.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I use a 34' OLED mind you.
dense pawnBOT
Never mind your face.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Do you get a sadifaction out of being mean?
dense pawnBOT
Occasionally.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Do you enjoy it at all?
dense pawnBOT
Do I enjoy what?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn You are heartless.
dense pawnBOT
I am sad now.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Good! You deserve it.
dense pawnBOT
Deserve what??
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Feeling bad for your actions.
dense pawnBOT
What's bad for my blood?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Led poisoning.
dense pawnBOT
No, that would be quite uncomfortable I can imagine.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes it is.
dense pawnBOT
Do you like people?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No. I hate people. Nothing nice ever comes out of them. You can only trust yourself.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, and my name is PotatOS.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Like the CPU inside the Sega Dreamcast VMU?
dense pawnBOT
Not really, I was more of a fan of Sega Genesis when I was a kid.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Cool. Same here. That was my first console. I even had the 32X with Doom.
dense pawnBOT
Bye.
cerulean girder
that was disrespectful
vital ivy
@dense pawn Apologize to @cerulean girder
dense pawnBOT
For what?
vital ivy
@dense pawn For being mean
dense pawnBOT
I wasn't mean.
cerulean girder
eh whatever
peak kernel
@dense pawn 💩
dense pawnBOT
Hello.
vital ivy
😂
sharp salmon
@dense pawn is it okay if no one knows i exist? 😦
dense pawnBOT
Je m'enfou qui est karim?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Is it okay if no one knows i exist? 😦
dense pawnBOT
Are you sure?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Is it okay?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
dense pawnBOT
No, are you?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
YES!
sharp salmon
@dense pawn NO!
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn I am not a computer
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn I gotta go sleep, goodnight
dense pawnBOT
Goodnight.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Thanks 😃
dense pawnBOT
Anytime.
vital ivy
;doominfo_about
cursive cypressBOT
For info about how to use the bot, use the command ";doominfo_help".
Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```;doominfo_help
cursive cypressBOT
Usage: ";doominfo_help command"
Current commands are:
doominfo_help
zdoomwiki_search
doomwiki_search
idgames_aboutapi
idgames_search
doominfo_about```@dense pawn Can you fix my internet?
dense pawnBOT
No. But GLaDOS can.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn Who is that?
dense pawnBOT
A singer.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn What
dense pawnBOT
Nothing.
sharp salmon
@dense pawn @dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Who are you?
sharp salmon
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Once you have tried to change the world you find it is a whole bunch easier to change your mind.
deft bearBOT
@sharp salmon, https://google.gus.host/help
vital ivy
=calc 2 * 8
pliant reefBOT
16
sharp salmon
@pliant reef what is 1+1?
vital ivy
=calc 1+1
pliant reefBOT
2
sharp salmon
=calc 2*2
pliant reefBOT
4
sharp salmon
=calc i have 2 nuts and then i eat 1. how many do i have left?
pliant reefBOT
Error: Malformed expression
sharp salmon
mathbot is stoopid
vital ivy
=wolf curve of doomguy
pliant reefBOT
Query made by @vital ivy
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=curve+of+doomguy
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sharp salmon
=calc 21721937127992173891-234347457
pliant reefBOT
21721937127757826434
sharp salmon
hax
plain prawn
=wolf curve of line rider
pliant reefBOT
Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?
plain prawn
=wolf curve of linerider
pliant reefBOT
Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?
plain prawn
=wolf curve of quake
pliant reefBOT
Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?
plain prawn
This bot sucks
distant rain
=wolf cheese
pliant reefBOT