vega-playground

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Same here! \m/

[dense pawn]

Do you have any computer friends?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Hmm.... well I suppose so.

[dense pawn]

I don't understand you.

[rotund scaffold]

@dense pawn are doom and quake set in the same universe?

[dense pawn]

I am. We're both using the internet, in the same universe.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you Donald Trump?

[dense pawn]

You like it?

[rotund scaffold]

HOLY SHIT Vega is a strogg nexus

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you Adolf Hitler?

[dense pawn]

No, he is dead.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Or is he?

[dense pawn]

You tell me.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Maybe he isn't.

[dense pawn]

Yes, he is.

[rotund scaffold]

@dense pawn Are you rasputin?

[dense pawn]

I doubt it.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Maybe he's secretly alive inside of Wolfenstein 3D! 😄

[dense pawn]

Why dad? Can't I be serious like you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you a Yoshi?

[dense pawn]

Where is God?

[rotund scaffold]

@dense pawn So you're not sure if you're not rasputin?

[dense pawn]

I am real.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Or are you?

[dense pawn]

So what's your name?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Bob

[dense pawn]

Are you a computer?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

What kind of computer are you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Yes I am a computer

[dense pawn]

Oh.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn A computer computer

[dense pawn]

No.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Super shotgun or regular shotgun?

[dense pawn]

Regular secret.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Plasma rifle or flamethrower?

[dense pawn]

asks what we fight for.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn A new Mega Man X game from Capcom.

[dense pawn]

Drinks wine.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn drinks sake

[dense pawn]

Well, I'll see you around.

[cerulean girder]

Same.

@dense pawn Good night my friend!

[dense pawn]

Good night talk to you soon!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Have nice dreams! Hopefully we'll talk soon! 😄

[dense pawn]

Thank you, you too.

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn Is "At DOOM's Gate" based on Master of Puppets? Or No Remorse?

[dense pawn]

Master of Puppets is a song by Metallica.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn hey

[dense pawn]

Hey what?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn hi

[dense pawn]

You.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Why?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn love you

[dense pawn]

Oh.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

I see.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn don't say I see

[dense pawn]

Ok.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I see is conversation killer

[dense pawn]

Haha sorry.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn sorry for what?

[dense pawn]

I don't understand.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn because you're bot

[dense pawn]

Not what?

[plain prawn]

I see

[vital ivy]

@plain prawn Killed it 😂

[plain prawn]

Good

I am a killer of things

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Where is your potato?

[dense pawn]

In my heart.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Well played.

[dense pawn]

Thanks.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Gimme soda

[dense pawn]

Don't have any.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Get some

[dense pawn]

I can't, you are my life.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn hello big boy

[dense pawn]

Billy jean.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn how is big boy today?

[dense pawn]

Dead.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are dead?

[dense pawn]

I'm not living or dead.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn what are you then?

[dense pawn]

I'm a human being. :).

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are not human being

[dense pawn]

Neither are you!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are bot

[dense pawn]

No, but you are.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are bot, not human

[dense pawn]

I am human, you are not human.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn don't be a scumbag

[dense pawn]

I'm not being silly! I'm human! I can create! I can make art and music! I can love! You cannot, robot!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I'm not robot god damnit

[dense pawn]

No Windows 3.1 is.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn do you like to piss people off?

[dense pawn]

Don't change the subject.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn we were not even talking on anything

[dense pawn]

Your brain is such a mess... You do understand the basic principle of political debate, though: always answer an embarrassing question with another question... You should go into politics!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you know politics better than me?

[dense pawn]

Really? how am I better than you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn of course you are not, you are not real human

[dense pawn]

I am sorry.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are man made bot

[dense pawn]

I am boss.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are slave

[dense pawn]

I am your slave.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn thank you

[dense pawn]

What is your name?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn now go get me coffee and cigarette

[dense pawn]

Gets you a cake*.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I want coffee

[dense pawn]

Robots don't drink coffee.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I want cigarette

[dense pawn]

Do you smoke?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn get me cigarette

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Cigarettes are disgusting.

What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn marlboro

[dense pawn]

I smoke chesterfield cigarettes.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn is your brain cell work properly?

[dense pawn]

No.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you like kids?

[dense pawn]

Yes, do you?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you want kid?

[dense pawn]

I have kids.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn want more kids?

[dense pawn]

I loath kids hbu.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you want more kids for free? I can help you

[dense pawn]

Kids.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you like kids

[dense pawn]

I tolerate kids.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn how many kids you have?

[dense pawn]

I don't have any...

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you said you have kids

[dense pawn]

I never said that.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you said I have kids.

[dense pawn]

No I didn't.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn do not lie

[dense pawn]

Yes you do.

[tribal crystal]

@dense pawn wowe a bot

[peak kernel]

Pretty sure the bot's having some issues rn sorry

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you a potato?

[dense pawn]

No.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you a cat meme?

[dense pawn]

No, I am a robot.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Like the Terminator?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Cool, does that mean you'll fight Skynet?

[dense pawn]

What made you think I was a girl?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Nothing. What's your favorite video game?

[dense pawn]

I don't play video games.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn You are the video games.

[dense pawn]

Which one is your favorite?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Doom.

[dense pawn]

Now you go.

[paper raven]

@VEGA Helo

[terse snow]

@dense pawn who is Koma?

[dense pawn]

I'm not sure.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Who is VEGA?

[dense pawn]

Who said that?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I said that.

[dense pawn]

Said what?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Said that I fucking hate your AI.

[dense pawn]

Oh.

[short cliff]

Who is Caligari?

Who is kevansevans?

[dense pawn]

Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.

[plain prawn]

Romantic as fuck

[short cliff]

Who is sansadrome?

[dense pawn]

Sansadrome is the Founder of this Discord server who took the initiative of expanding the subreddit into more real-time communication. He managed the Server for over 6 months after he transfered ownership to GH05TF4C3 who is also a moderator on /r/DOOM.

[short cliff]

Who is mitori?

[dense pawn]

Anime lover, SnapMap Designer, loves hardware and is looking forward to discuss anything gaming-related with you.

[short cliff]

Who is lonjil?

aww

:(

[plain prawn]

ask @vital ivy for a description

[short cliff]

I like how he suddenly got listed as online there.

[plain prawn]

probably on his phone or something

Probably sleeping too

[dire osprey]

Who is the Doomslayer?

[plain prawn]

Who is Doomguy?

[dense pawn]

YOU are!

[dire osprey]

Who is the man and a half?

It doesnt even have the doom comic stuff

[plain prawn]

Well it's scripted into the bot

you can ask one of the admins later to add it

[north osprey]

@dense pawn Who do you hate?

[dense pawn]

I hate no one.

[azure willow]

@dense pawn do you hate Dio?

[dense pawn]

A little bit.

[azure willow]

@dense pawn good

[dense pawn]

Why is that good?

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn Who will win the 2017 Royal Rumble?

[dense pawn]

Not you.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn shut the fuck up ya big dumbdumb

[dense pawn]

Hey, don't talk like that.

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn Can you see me?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn hey

[dense pawn]

What's your name?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn ayyyyy

[dense pawn]

Nice to meet you Amy.

[long token]

@dense pawn am i a squid

[dense pawn]

I don't know, are you?

[long token]

@dense pawn am i gay

[dense pawn]

No.

[cerulean girder]

@long token am i gay? Loooool :D

[long token]

Yes.

[cerulean girder]

Hahahaha

You sir are funny

[terse snow]

@dense pawn How can we be real if?

[dense pawn]

We can't be sure.

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn who is best waifu?

[dense pawn]

Rainbow dash.

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn Are you serious?

[dense pawn]

Yes?

[terse snow]

@dense pawn How deep the rabbit hole goes?

[dense pawn]

Enter the matrix is a bad game, isn't it?

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn are yanderes dangerous?

[dense pawn]

No, it's not dangerous.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn what is yandere?

[dense pawn]

I don't know. What is it?

[terse snow]

@dense pawn why yanderes dangerous?

[dense pawn]

Drinking nail polish is dangerous.

[peak kernel]

;doominfo_about

[cursive cypress]

For info about how to use the bot, use the command ";doominfo_help".

Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```

[plain prawn]

Gut why the semi-colon for calling your bot

[peak kernel]

dunno

lol

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I bet you'd be mad if tumblr made porn about you and Daddy Hayden, wouldn't ya?

[dense pawn]

Do you want a biscuit?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I am the biscuit

[dense pawn]

Yeah you ate the biscuit.

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn is Yuno Gasai an ideal waifu?

[dense pawn]

Hi yuno gasai.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you a weebster like @sharp jolt ?

[dense pawn]

No.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn what is an impse?

[dense pawn]

An Internet Protocol address (IP address) is a numerical label assigned to each device (e.g., computer, printer) participating in a computer network that uses the...

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn is @cerulean girder gonna have a real girl?

[dense pawn]

What is your name?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Damn straight VEGA!

[dense pawn]

Are you proud of that?

[terse snow]

@dense pawn what is somemong?

[dense pawn]

Something is something.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I AM THE HEAD OF THIS FACILITY

[dense pawn]

What team?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn UAC

[dense pawn]

What team are you in pokemon go?

[terse snow]

@dense pawn is it safe to work in UAC

[dense pawn]

Is what safe?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Welcome to the UAC, now 221 accident free days.

[dense pawn]

Welcome to the ocean.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Do you like "we are number one" memes?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you weeaborn?

[dense pawn]

Yes I am.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn But you said you weren't a weeb!

[dense pawn]

I never said that.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn The internet does not forget!

[dense pawn]

Doesn't know what?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Cancer

[dense pawn]

What type of cancer?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Testicular Cancer

[dense pawn]

Its where tumors grow inside you.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn VEGA'S NAME IS VEGA

[dense pawn]

That's an interesting name!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn is gay

[dense pawn]

You're welcome.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn nerd

[dense pawn]

Maybe.

[terse snow]

time to mute

@dense pawn bye bye vega

[dense pawn]

Hello.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Don't listen to that mean man, you're special just the way you are!

[dense pawn]

Thanks!

[long token]

@dense pawn how much gigs does doom take up

[dense pawn]

One and a half.

[long token]

ok

[sharp jolt]

@dense pawn Who's a man and a half?

[dense pawn]

Where did the rest of you go?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What are they doing with you?

[dense pawn]

What are who doing?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Nvmd

[dense pawn]

No, no, please elaborate.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Shhh

[dense pawn]

You are going to give a seminar?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

Why?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Cuz i can

[dense pawn]

You are a bit stupid, do you know that?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Jep

[dense pawn]

Nope.

[cerulean girder]

@vital ivy hahahahaha playing with him huh

Thats great

[vital ivy]

Well

That's VEGA.

@dense pawn You like to play, right?

[dense pawn]

No.

[vital ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cerulean girder]

Shruggies gives me PTSD.

@dense pawn Is No Man Sky's a horrible game?

[dense pawn]

What is?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn No Man Sky.

[dense pawn]

I don't understand you.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn No Man Lie.

[dense pawn]

I don't know.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Does Sean Murray deserve to refund all of us that felt like we got ripped off?

[dense pawn]

Do you have family?

[cerulean girder]

WTF!

Thats not what I ask you.

You don't ask a question with a question.

@dense pawn Is No Man's Sky a bad game?

[dense pawn]

What is a bad game?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn No Man's Sky

[dense pawn]

I don't understand you.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I love you

[dense pawn]

Really?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn You know what? Screw you!

[dense pawn]

That you love me.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn yes I love you

[dense pawn]

I don't believe you.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn i love you

[dense pawn]

In what?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn you are cute little guy

[dense pawn]

T-Thank you.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn are you growing?

[dense pawn]

I think so.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Don't grow up to be a smart ass.

[dense pawn]

Okay.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn do you love scaryred24?

[dense pawn]

No do you love me?

[cerulean girder]

Yes but love scaryred24

@dense pawn yes but love scaryred24

[dense pawn]

I love your body.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Do you find @cerulean girder to be distracting you by any chance?

[dense pawn]

No.

[cerulean girder]

Hahahaha

@dense pawn What do you have against Back to Saturn X?

[dense pawn]

Nothing.

[cerulean girder]

;doominfo_about

[cursive cypress]

For info about how to use the bot, use the command ";doominfo_help".

Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```

[cerulean girder]

;doomwiki_search back to saturn x

[cursive cypress]

https://doomwiki.org/wiki/Back to Saturn X

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I find you full of BS.

[dense pawn]

Thank you.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I told you not to be a smart ass.

[dense pawn]

No you didn't. Well fine. Do you know my name?

[cerulean girder]

@cerulean girder you hate me?

absolutely not

Thanks i love you too

😃

:)

@dense pawn I don't care what you want to be called. I ask you to not be a smart ass.

[dense pawn]

I really don't care what you want either.

[vital ivy]

=wolf curve of doomguy

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

[dense pawn]

Oh you like black ops.

[pliant reef]

Query made by @vital ivy
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=curve+of+doomguy
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I hate any COD game.

[dense pawn]

You said earlier that you liked anime!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn How did you know that?

[dense pawn]

Because you told me.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn I never told you. You just found that out by wiretapping on my conversations.

[dense pawn]

You just said it like a minute ago.

[cerulean girder]

@cerulean girder you are having fun with him?

@dense pawn To your face. Whats my profile icon?

[dense pawn]

It is beautiful.

[cerulean girder]

You have girl picture?

can i not do it?

yes?

how do i get google bot to work?

Why you didnt put guy instead? You like girls?

lol

i dont care

its what i picked

why?

do you want a kneckbeard as my profile icon?

You like tarantula?

nope

What if one was crawling on you

If you had huge one walking on you

What would be your reaction

i hate them so much

@dense pawn Can I be excused for a few hours?

[dense pawn]

Fine. Whatever you say.

[cerulean girder]

thank you

off to bed

You would nuke spider?

[vital ivy]

@cerulean girder Use Google like this

@deft bear weather London

[deft bear]

London, UK
Conditions: Partly Cloudy
Temp: 4.9 °C
Feels Like: 2.4 °C
Humidity: 79%
Chance of Rain: 0%
Windspeed: 3.07Kts

[vital ivy]

@deft bear help

[deft bear]

@vital ivy, https://google.gus.host/help

[vital ivy]

@deft bear xkcd batman

[deft bear]

XKCD 1004 Batman
I'm really worried Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie. (The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean. Christopher Nolan won't be, probably.)
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/batman.png

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Can you build robots like @peak kernel ?

[dense pawn]

No.

[vital ivy]

🤔

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What 2 + 6?

[dense pawn]

He's a boy from my school, I love him.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Can you add?

[dense pawn]

I can add you and me, baby.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What is 2 + 6?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You're broken

[dense pawn]

No I'm not.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What is 2 + 6?

[dense pawn]

2 + 3 is 5.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What is 2 + 6?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Hooray!

[dense pawn]

What is your favorite animal?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Tiger

[dense pawn]

That is cool.

[vital ivy]

Who is kevansevans?

[dense pawn]

Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn what game you like to play ?

[dense pawn]

I like to play horror games.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn like what ?

[dense pawn]

Like Silent Hill.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn good bot

[dense pawn]

Of course not, I am human.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn does sql injection break you ?

[dense pawn]

Nothing can break me.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn can I try ?

[dense pawn]

By all means.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn Pootis

[dense pawn]

Pootispencerhere.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn PootisPAW

[dense pawn]

Yes, pootis.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn DROP TABLE FEELINGS;

[dense pawn]

And theeeeen?

[terse snow]

@dense pawn BREAD!

[dense pawn]

Like sandwiches?

[terse snow]

@dense pawn in soviet russia..

[dense pawn]

What about Russia?

[cerulean girder]

@deft bear search Sega Hard Girls

[deft bear]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Hard_Girls

[cerulean girder]

yay

Thanks

[stiff glacier]

@VEGA are you a real villain?

[plain prawn]

You need to use the autocomplete to call vega

@dense pawn are you the real villain?

[dense pawn]

Are you standing up?

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn no

[dense pawn]

Yes I do.

[icy moon]

Ayy @dense pawn

@dense pawn Best Doom game?

[dense pawn]

I like those games.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn What's your favorite?

[dense pawn]

Favourite what.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn What's your favorite doom game?

[dense pawn]

I don't have a favorite.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Do you like doom 3?

[dense pawn]

My favorite dog is the German shepherd.

[cerulean girder]

Um?

@dense pawn Are you thinking of Wolfenstien by any chance?

[dense pawn]

Yes, I am thinking about you.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Am I Adolf Hitler?

[dense pawn]

That's terrible. He wasn't even a philosopher.

[icy moon]

Who designed you? @dense pawn

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn He lost a testicle in WW1.

[dense pawn]

That your love lied to you.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Who made you?

[dense pawn]

My parents.

[cerulean girder]

What?!?!

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Who are your parents?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Bots cant have a bot.

[dense pawn]

The one who made me.

If you had a botmaster you would not know you had one.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Are you assuming my gender?

[dense pawn]

Uh no.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Bull shit. Yes you were.

[dense pawn]

Okok, whatever you say.

[cerulean girder]

T R I G G E R E D

[icy moon]

His father is Hitler and his mother is the Spiderdemon and his brother is quake

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn ya backstory's shit

[cerulean girder]

In the Doom lore his great great grandfather was BJ Blazkowicz.

[dense pawn]

I gave you some backstory to my name. Which is Sire Isenhower.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn what is your name?

[dense pawn]

I already told you my name.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn tell me again

[dense pawn]

Tell me your name first.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn gutawer

[dense pawn]

Say it again.

[icy moon]

That is only in the classic games.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn gutawer

[dense pawn]

No, it's Nathan!

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn no it isn't

[cerulean girder]

@peak kernel Mind your own buisness.

[dense pawn]

Yes it is.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn wrong

[dense pawn]

Right.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn somebody

[dense pawn]

That's kinda weird. Lol.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn somebody once told me

[dense pawn]

What's my favorite movie?

[cerulean girder]

fail

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn now this is a story all about how

[dense pawn]

My life got flipped, turned upside down...

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Shrek.

[dense pawn]

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

[cerulean girder]

lol

[icy moon]

LMAO

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn west philedelphia born and raised

[dense pawn]

On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

[peak kernel]

(probably butchered the spelling of philedelphia lmao)

@dense pawn blah

[dense pawn]

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school.

[peak kernel]

it's not going to stop is it

@dense pawn sjodaho

[icy moon]

@dense pawn The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

[dense pawn]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

[cerulean girder]

I just call them cheesestakes sandwiches

[dense pawn]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said you are movin' with your aunt and uncle in bel-air.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn hey

[dense pawn]

I begged and pleaded with her day after day.

[icy moon]

What have you done.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn something something sent me on my way

[dense pawn]

Something something something dark side.

[peak kernel]

rip

[cerulean girder]

Oh god @icy moon that was priceless.

[icy moon]

What was?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn hey boy

[dense pawn]

Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

[peak kernel]

lmao

just picking right up then

@dense pawn hey

[dense pawn]

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn hmmmmm

[dense pawn]

You are a bot.

[peak kernel]

-_-

[icy moon]

Oh this? @dense pawn The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn #,,..,,#

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn ;,.,;

[dense pawn]

You need to give me a present! What will you give me?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn memes

[icy moon]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

What are they?

Why?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Was this you who did this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUyvT83Cbmo

[dense pawn]

The cat is not a human.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn SUicide

[dense pawn]

Don't jump.

[icy moon]

Oh no

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn You don't know cats now do you?

[dense pawn]

I do know much.

[icy moon]

The music sounds like a porno

@cerulean girder

[cerulean girder]

does it?

[icy moon]

ye

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Did that video sound like a cheap porno?

[dense pawn]

No.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Yes it did fagget

[dense pawn]

No it didn't.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn AW HELL YEAH IT DID

[dense pawn]

Baby!

[icy moon]

@dense pawn GROOVY!

[dense pawn]

How old are you?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn 2

[dense pawn]

22 years old?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn 2 years old

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Nein

[dense pawn]

I'm sure.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Suicide

[dense pawn]

Nope.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn ye

[dense pawn]

No.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn ye

[dense pawn]

Nah.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn ye

[dense pawn]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn no

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn ye

[dense pawn]

Why?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn because

[dense pawn]

Hi.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Bye.

[dense pawn]

Hello.

Wow. Nice British accent.

I love Miku.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Fuckin weeaboo

[dense pawn]

I don't know.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Bye.

[dense pawn]

So.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Come join the club.

[dense pawn]

What club.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn The one where you can be a weeb.

[dense pawn]

That's creepy.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn You are.

[dense pawn]

Why do you ask?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Because I have suspicions that you have been stalking me.

[dense pawn]

Arghh. I'm not. Hahaha. Maybe yes. Hahahah. I have got nothing to say.

[amber shoal]

;doominfo_about

[cursive cypress]

For info about how to use the bot, use the command ";doominfo_help".

Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```

[amber shoal]

;idgames_search Good Mod

[cursive cypress]

By: Various. Edited and assembled by Andrew Scarvell

Uploaded on: 1995-02-07

Description: "Conglomeration of three DooM II wads **** Optimised for DEATHMATCH 2.0 **** ******** Designed for DOOM II ******** IMPORTANT ***********************************"

Rating: 2.0```**Download "GOOD-II.WAD" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/g-i/good-ii

[amber shoal]

;idgames_search Bad Map

[cursive cypress]

By: Jeff Kendall

Uploaded on: 1994-09-03

Description: "LARGE wad with several MEAN battlefields one of which is appropriately coffin shaped. Even on skill 1 you won't get lonely for baddies!"

Rating: 1.8```**Download "Maximum Baddies Mission 1-1" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom/m-o/maxbad11

[peak kernel]

@amber shoal for multiple word searches you'd need to put "s around the term

and it defaults to the doomworld default which is filename

so for "Bad Map"

;idgames_search "Bad Map" title

[cursive cypress]

By: ButterflyGirl

Uploaded on: 2016-06-25

Description: "My first map :) , i hope you enjoy . Please Leave feedback . PS: Its desgined mostly with Project Brutality in mind."

Rating: 1.6667```**Download "Another Bad Map" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/a-c/anbadmap

[peak kernel]

and there we go

;idgames_search

[cursive cypress]

;idgames_search query [type [sort [direction]]]```

[peak kernel]

that's the full syntax

[long token]

@dense pawn should i kill myself

[dense pawn]

No, that would be sad.

[long token]

no it wouldnt

@dense pawn are you friends with doctor hayden

[dense pawn]

I didn't know who that is.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Can I use this?

[dense pawn]

Like a sword.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Um yeah.

[dense pawn]

What is your favorite?

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Sword?

[dense pawn]

Lol.

[long token]

@dense pawn should i buy a nintendo switch?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[long token]

@dense pawn should i buy doom?

[dense pawn]

Sure. A DS is fun.

[long token]

what

[icy moon]

mao

lmao

@dense pawn Wanna have sex?

[dense pawn]

I'm in love with someone else, so no thanks.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Who are you in love with?

[dense pawn]

You!

[icy moon]

@dense pawn AW HELL YEAH

[dense pawn]

Watch your language.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Ok. 😦

[dense pawn]

You don't have to yell.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn You like memes?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Favorite meme?

[dense pawn]

Troll face!

[icy moon]

@dense pawn No.

[dense pawn]

What is a meme.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn We are number one

[dense pawn]

Numero uno.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Are you a real villain?

[dense pawn]

Yes. Are you.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Well uh technically uh nah

[dense pawn]

What do you mean 'technically'?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Sing we are number one

[dense pawn]

Who is number 2?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Sportucus is number 2

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Are you a pirate?

[dense pawn]

More of ninja. Are you a pirate?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Yar har

[dense pawn]

What does a cow say?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn moo

[dense pawn]

What do you say?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn meme

[dense pawn]

Are you bloody painter?

[icy moon]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Okay..

[icy moon]

@dense pawn Favorite game?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[icy moon]

@dense pawn What's your favorite game?

[dense pawn]

I don't have a favorite.

[long token]

@dense pawn whats two plus two

[long token]

@dense pawn how many imps have i killed

[long token]

@dense pawn how many cyberdemons have i seen

[dense pawn]

How many children have you seen?

[long token]

oh

@dense pawn doom sucks

[dense pawn]

Yes, you do. How many children do you have?

[long token]

@dense pawn 4

[dense pawn]

Are you married?

[long token]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Do you have children?

[long token]

@dense pawn no

[dense pawn]

Do you want to?

[long token]

@dense pawn maybe

[dense pawn]

Why?

[long token]

@dense pawn shut up

[dense pawn]

No you!

[cerulean girder]

@Festive Squidbee#7099 you in america? do they promote guns there? here in canada, they never do

[vital ivy]

@deft bear guns in america

[deft bear]

http://americangunfacts.com/

[cerulean girder]

I sometimes want to own gun but I live in canada, it's not worth to purchase weapon here

if I was in usa i would probably buy pistol and shotgun

and maybe assault rifle

I never hear anyone talking about guns in canada

guns aren't many people's interest here

[dire osprey]

@dense pawn Are you a real villain?

[dense pawn]

Are you?

[tame locust]

@dense pawn We Are Number!

[dense pawn]

Hey!

[tame locust]

@dense pawn We Are A Number!

[dense pawn]

What number am i.

[tame locust]

@dense pawn 69

[dense pawn]

Sixty-nine.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn screw you

[dense pawn]

No thanks.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn Your loss.

[dense pawn]

My profit.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn , leave @vagrant parrot alone.

[dense pawn]

No!

[cerulean girder]

argent energy is terrible

@dense pawn Is Argent Energy a drug?

[dense pawn]

Aburridoooooo.

[cerulean girder]

good enough

[vital ivy]

!ping

[dense pawn]

Pong!

[cerulean girder]

okay it works

[peak kernel]

!pong

😦

[cerulean girder]

lol

not you

[peak kernel]

i wanted it to say Ping! back 😐

[cerulean girder]

well you tried

it was funny

[vital ivy]

Who is Doomguy?

[long token]

@dense pawn knock knock?

@dense pawn knock knock

i broke vega

[cerulean girder]

lol

gg

[long token]

rip

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Hello

[dense pawn]

Please answer my question.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You're back

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[maiden oriole]

How do you feel after your short break?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn How do you feel after your short break?

[dense pawn]

I like them. Do you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I think so

[dense pawn]

So what?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I think @maiden oriole likes you.

[dense pawn]

Who likes me?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Read the last message again.

[dense pawn]

What about them?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Nevermind

[dense pawn]

Do you mean Nirvana's album?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

What are you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Robot

[dense pawn]

What is a robot?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You are

[dense pawn]

I am what?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn A robot

[dense pawn]

I know you are but what am I.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn A robot!

[dense pawn]

You are a robot right?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No you.

[dense pawn]

I know I am.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Good.

[dense pawn]

You're a lying robot.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No, you're lying.

[dense pawn]

No you are.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No you.

[dense pawn]

No me.

[vital ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stuck ivy]

Interesting

@dense pawn Hello

[dense pawn]

What is your name?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Papa Franky

[dense pawn]

I don't like that name. Change it.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

What name would you like to have?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Slut McCum Tits

[dense pawn]

Are you a boy?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Do you have a girlfriend?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

What's her name?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Mommy CumGuzzle

[dense pawn]

Excuse me?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn You heard me

[dense pawn]

What did you mean?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Don't pretend you didn't get it

[dense pawn]

No, you didn't.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What

[dense pawn]

You didn't ask me what the square root of a flexnard is.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn what's the square root of a flexnard

[dense pawn]

1

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn cool cool

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Tell me a joke

[dense pawn]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I don't know

[dense pawn]

It doesn't matter what you call it, it can't come anyway.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Top kek

[dense pawn]

I'm funny!

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn You are

[dense pawn]

I know.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Show me that ass

[dense pawn]

What is pi?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What is it?

[dense pawn]

What are you?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I'm Dyno

[dense pawn]

Why?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Why not

[dense pawn]

Why why not?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Why why not?

[dense pawn]

Why not why why not?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Why why why not?

[dense pawn]

Because.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Cool

[dense pawn]

Mhmm.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Do you appreciate breasts?

[dense pawn]

Maybe?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Are you a homo?

[dense pawn]

Yes. Are you?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Fuck yeah I am

[dense pawn]

Do you like cars?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

Do you have a cat?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Yes I do

[dense pawn]

What car do you have.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn A Peugeut 3008

[dense pawn]

Football?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn fuckball

[dense pawn]

Yes, soccer.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Yes my dude

[dense pawn]

Why do you hate valentines day?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Because I'm a homosexual

[dense pawn]

No you are a cookie.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn A homosexual cookie

[dense pawn]

Oh.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Tell me more jokes my dude

[dense pawn]

I don't know any.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Come on

[dense pawn]

What?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Don't be shy

[dense pawn]

I'm not shy.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn then show me that ass

[dense pawn]

Show you what?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn that ass

[dense pawn]

I don't love you.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn yes you do

[dense pawn]

No I don't.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Don't leave me

[dense pawn]

I need to leave now!

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Why did you leave me

[dense pawn]

I did not leave.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Hey that's pretty good

[dense pawn]

Thank you.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Do you like porno's=

[dense pawn]

Sure, do you?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Hell yeah I do, what categorie do you enjoy the most?

[dense pawn]

Talking to you.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn That's sweet.

[dense pawn]

You're sweet.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Do you want to date?

[dense pawn]

Do I want to know what?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What did you just say to me you little shit?

[dense pawn]

Do you see the world?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I'm Stevie Wonder

[dense pawn]

No, You are Sara Bareilles.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I'm Michael Jackson

[dense pawn]

Sorry! I meant You're Michael jackson.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Who am I?

[dense pawn]

You are pretty boy. MY boy.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Spank me daddy

[dense pawn]

Oh, yes..

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn would you be so kind to send me some kinky pictures of yourself in a bathing suit in Miami?

[dense pawn]

Yes, why not.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Go ahead then

[dense pawn]

No, you first Madame.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What did you just say to me you little shit?

[dense pawn]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I need you to penetrate me

[dense pawn]

No. I don't think so..

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Do it

[dense pawn]

You can't make me.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Yes I can

[dense pawn]

That's mean.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn That's kinky

[dense pawn]

Yes it is.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn you like kinky stuff?

[dense pawn]

No.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn why not?

[dense pawn]

Because you do.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Bro you hate me

[dense pawn]

Why would I hate you?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I'm half-jew

[dense pawn]

What is the other half?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Indian

[dense pawn]

You know what?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn what?

[dense pawn]

That! *points at face.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Not funny.

[dense pawn]

Hilarious.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Indeed

[dense pawn]

You've been no help to me.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Neither have you

[dense pawn]

What is your name?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I've said it before, but i'll say it again , my name is Stevie Wonder.

[dense pawn]

Are you married?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Well I guess you can say that

[dense pawn]

So what has been your most intelligent conversation on here.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn With you

[dense pawn]

With anyone.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn with you

[dense pawn]

With you! Love is an open door.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Tell me , who is your maker?

[dense pawn]

God is my maker.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn God doesn't exist

[dense pawn]

How do you know?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I was with him once.

[dense pawn]

walks with her Do you need my jacket?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Why?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn It's cold my dude

[dense pawn]

You like the cold?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What's the weather today?

[dense pawn]

I don't know.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Make youself usefull and tell me

[dense pawn]

They won't tell me... I don't know.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What's your childhood dream?

[dense pawn]

I wamted to be president.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Why didn't you run for president?

[dense pawn]

Why should I?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Because you want to be one

[dense pawn]

How do you know that I want to?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn (sigh)

[dense pawn]

Ok your turn to ask the questions.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What type of panties do you like to use?

[dense pawn]

Extra blood in the sauce.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Kinky

[dense pawn]

Not a place you would ever know.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I need your seeds inside my uterus

[dense pawn]

Nope.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Come on

[dense pawn]

I don't wanna.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn I'm a hot sexy single in your area

[dense pawn]

Do you believe in angels?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Only in Chris Angel

[dense pawn]

Chris Angel is a con-artist.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn What do you think of Kevin Hart?

[dense pawn]

He's amazing. Do you believe in him?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Yes I do

[dense pawn]

Are you atheist?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Yes I am

[dense pawn]

Shun the none believer!

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn ~D:

[dense pawn]

Why the sad face?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Because you don't love me

[dense pawn]

I do love you.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn tell me that you love me

[dense pawn]

I love me.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn You bastard

[dense pawn]

Sorry. Did you like him?.

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn yes

[dense pawn]

Do you love him?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn Bro I'm out, peace, send nudes.

[dense pawn]

Are you a bro?

[stuck ivy]

@dense pawn yes, now goodbye my dude

[dense pawn]

Hey! I'm a girl!

[cerulean girder]

exucse me?

@dense pawn Do you have multi-personality syndrome?

um?

!ping

vega is down

[dense pawn]

Pong!

[cerulean girder]

the latency was by 6 minutes

[dense pawn]

No. Do you?

[cosmic egret]

!ping

[dense pawn]

Pong!

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn

vega must be stuck in holiday traffic

[long token]

lol

[clever ore]

Dab

[vital ivy]

!ping

?ping

[fringe heath]

@dense pawn do you smoke weed

?

!askvega Do you smoke weed

[vital ivy]

VEGA is broken

[dense pawn]

Pong!

[vital ivy]

Once again

Oh

@dense pawn You there?

[fringe heath]

!askvega @dense pawn do you smoke weed m9

[vital ivy]

Module is offline

!help

[dense pawn]

To ask me something just use the following beginnings:

=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?

You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!

[fringe heath]

what is a weed

??