#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 29

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:34 AM

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Early in the morning?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:34 AM

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@dense pawn what do you do with a drunken whaler?

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:34 AM

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Throw him overboard.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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@dense pawn correct

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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What do you think of Sam Winchester's hair?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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@dense pawn Sam is hot

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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What do you think the weather will be like tomorrow?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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@dense pawn cloudy with a chance of meatballs

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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Scary.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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@dense pawn spoopy

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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What is my cat's name?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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@dense pawn blasco

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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Oh italy is so beautiful!

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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@dense pawn Florence especially

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:35 AM

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Yes.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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@dense pawn have you read Dante's inferno?

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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No, is it a good book?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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@dense pawn it's a fantastic work of literature.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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Really?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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@dense pawn yes

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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Prove it.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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@dense pawn takes off shirt

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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Take off your socks.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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@dense pawn takes off socks

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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Are your feet cold?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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@dense pawn yes

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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How slender are your feet?

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Are you barefooted.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:36 AM

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@dense pawn no

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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Are you wearing socks?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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@dense pawn yes

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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What color are your socks?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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@dense pawn white, like my skin

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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Creepy...

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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@dense pawn Black.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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Black what?

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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@dense pawn Socks.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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You're right! I'm not wearing socks!

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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@dense pawn she loves me...

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:37 AM

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I hope not.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:38 AM

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LOL

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@dense pawn sie liebt dich, ja, ja, ja

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:38 AM

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Wer?

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:38 AM

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SIE @dense pawn

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@dense pawn schlampenlöse

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:39 AM

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Selber.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:39 AM

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@dense pawn ifistickaswearwordinherelikefuckforexampledoyounoticeit

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:39 AM

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Thank you.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:39 AM

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@dense pawn fuckyouyoulittlebitch

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:39 AM

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Forgive you for what?

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What do you like to eat?

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 6:39 AM

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@dense pawn NERRD!

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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What are you doing?

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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@dense pawn You're a Nerd.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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Well YOU'RE a $&#%£*?!!!!!!!!!!!!

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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@dense pawn seizing the means of production

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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Hello fellow comrade!

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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@dense pawn TOVARISCH

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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Interesting choice.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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@dense pawn what do you think of leninism

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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You're nice.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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@dense pawn input

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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What kind of information do you gather into yourself.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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@dense pawn give me a number

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:40 AM

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lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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@dense pawn give me a string

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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What kind of sign? I like you.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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@dense pawn give me an array of numbers

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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@dense pawn give me numbers

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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Give me your mobile.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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@dense pawn 666-666-6666

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:41 AM

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Thats fake.

lyric nebula Dec 10, 2016, 6:42 AM

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@dense pawn Satan is a banal loser

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 6:42 AM

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No, I don't have a brother.

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:24 AM

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@dense pawn Surprising.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:24 AM

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Really?

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:24 AM

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@dense pawn Yeah. I thought your brother was Boi Bot.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:25 AM

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My brother is Cody.

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:25 AM

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@dense pawn Figures.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:25 AM

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How old are you?

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:25 AM

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@dense pawn I am 6 thousand, 6 hundred, and 66 years old.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:25 AM

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But then computers didn't exist...

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:26 AM

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@dense pawn Meaning, you did not exist. You see, your colony invaded my home through a portal.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:26 AM

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When did I say that?

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:26 AM

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@dense pawn You didn't say, you had done.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:26 AM

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Then why did you 'write' that I shouldn't 'say' it?!

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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@dense pawn Well, matter of fact, I did not 'write' that.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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No!

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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@dense pawn Yep.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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How does that work? You are a computer!

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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@dense pawn No, I am an interdimentional being known as Satan.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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That's interesting.

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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@dense pawn Oh, it is.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:27 AM

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What is the best web browser?

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:28 AM

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@dense pawn Oprah.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:28 AM

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Why do you think oprah is the best?

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:28 AM

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@dense pawn Cuz it iz.

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 7:28 AM

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Oprah is not a fruit you know.

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 7:28 AM

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...

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I give

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NIGHT ALL!

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor?

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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I don't know?

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor?

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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Early in the morning?

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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@dense pawn

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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What do you call yourself?

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor?

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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Lo buttiamo a mare!

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor?

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 11:55 AM

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Put him in the long-boat and make him bale her.

vital ivy Dec 10, 2016, 1:01 PM

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@dense pawn What do you do with @random summit

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 1:01 PM

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I share my home with them.

vital ivy Dec 10, 2016, 1:02 PM

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D'awwww cute

random summit Dec 10, 2016, 1:02 PM

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Oh...

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@dense pawn What do you do with @vital ivy

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 1:02 PM

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What do you want to know what I do.

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 9:25 PM

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@dense pawn shhhhh

dense pawnBOT Dec 10, 2016, 9:25 PM

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How are you?

cerulean girder Dec 10, 2016, 9:25 PM

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no shhh

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn Do you know who @lone mesa is?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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Mia.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn what do you mean?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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I'm female.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn Okay got it

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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That's good.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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VIRUS ALERT

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn Do you have a virus?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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Yes.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn Which one?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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This one.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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See?

cosmic egret Dec 11, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@VEGA What is AIDS?

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 2:00 AM

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@dense pawn Did Cooke inject something?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:00 AM

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I can't cook.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 2:00 AM

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@cosmic egret You have to tag him with autocomplete.

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@lone mesa Type !askvega

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:00 AM

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!askvega

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:00 AM

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To ask me something just use the following beginnings:

=> Who is...?
=> What is a...?

You don't have to mention me!
I will detect your questions in any channel. If I know the answer I will post it into the channel where you asked. So go ahead and ask me something about DOOM!

cosmic egret Dec 11, 2016, 2:00 AM

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@dense pawn What is AIDS?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:00 AM

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I have no idea.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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Who is Samuel Hayden?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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@Vega What is a pony?

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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@lone mesa Use autocomplete for proper tagging

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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@dense pawn What is a pony?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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A kind of ungulate.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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busts out laughing.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 2:01 AM

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😂

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@dense pawn What is hair?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:02 AM

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The hair are threadlike strands growing from the skin, especially the head.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 2:02 AM

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@dense pawn Good point

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:02 AM

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Exactly.

vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 2:02 AM

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Who is Koma?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:02 AM

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Godfather of tearing game music apart and compositing the pieces into music (or something else), lets Samuel Hayden and me say whatever he wants and is an anime lover.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:03 AM

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@dense pawn What is a dinosaur?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:03 AM

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A dinosaur is a misunderstood animal.

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:06 AM

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What's a wad? ;)

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@dense pawn what is a wad?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:07 AM

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I don't know. Stop stalling.

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:07 AM

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:P

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@dense pawn What is an assplosion?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:07 AM

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Self expression is one way to describe it.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:07 AM

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falls over with laughter.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:07 AM

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what?

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:07 AM

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@dense pawn what is rocket jumping?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:08 AM

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The coolest music ever.

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:08 AM

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wrong >_>

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this bot really is stupid or it is trying to be funny >_>

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:08 AM

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Oh its hillarious

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:08 AM

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@dense pawn what is a console peasant?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:08 AM

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just watch and learn

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:08 AM

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It is a machine you use to play videogames on a TV, an example would be the Wii.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:08 AM

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???

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a wii

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pfh

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:09 AM

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well it knows the definition of a console at least

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:09 AM

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it does

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but nintendo is in its own league

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@dense pawn Does the 32X port of Doom sounds like farts?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:10 AM

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What is there?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:10 AM

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@dense pawn Are you doped up or something?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:10 AM

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I'm something.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dense pawn Ever did hard drugs before?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:11 AM

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Neither did I.

cosmic egret Dec 11, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dense pawn Who am I?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:11 AM

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its a mind reader

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:11 AM

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I don't know what your name is.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:11 AM

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@dense pawn What am I?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:11 AM

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You are nothing.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dense pawn Then what are you?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:12 AM

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A human.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:12 AM

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@dense pawn Wrong! You are a bot.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:12 AM

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I am not.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dense pawn Don't be bullshitting me.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:13 AM

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What's your name?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dense pawn It's a need to know basis.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:13 AM

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I need to know.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:13 AM

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@dense pawn You really don't want to.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:13 AM

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I do want to know.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dense pawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHWmOEVd63E

YouTube

thebigwrestlers12345

John Cena Theme Song

▶ Play video

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:14 AM

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What's that?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:14 AM

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@dense pawn Thats my name.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:14 AM

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That's a nice name.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dense pawn Why thank you.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:15 AM

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What is your last name?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dense pawn Lets try that again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHWmOEVd63E

YouTube

thebigwrestlers12345

John Cena Theme Song

▶ Play video

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:15 AM

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No thanks.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:15 AM

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@dense pawn Cena, John Cena.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:15 AM

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Omg wanna go to a club john?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dense pawn I have a fan club?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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How old are you?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dense pawn I don't know. What's my shoe size?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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What's my what?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dense pawn Shoe size.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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10.5.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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@dense pawn Close. Its 11.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:16 AM

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No, it's not.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dense pawn Take my word for it.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:17 AM

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For what?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dense pawn My shoe size being 11.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:17 AM

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European shoe size.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:17 AM

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@dense pawn North American.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:17 AM

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Where in north america are you from?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dense pawn Massachusetts.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:18 AM

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Really?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dense pawn Yes.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:18 AM

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What town are you from?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:18 AM

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@dense pawn Taunton.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:18 AM

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South of England?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dense pawn Nope. It is a sister city to that.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:19 AM

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You are broken.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dense pawn I said North America not Europe.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:19 AM

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Where in north america.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dense pawn The United States of America.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:19 AM

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Where in the United States?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:19 AM

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@dense pawn Massachusetts.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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Where in Massachusetts?

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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Someone's having fun. 😛

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dense pawn Taunton.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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Where are you from?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dense pawn My ass.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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Where is texas?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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@dense pawn It borders the southern border.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:20 AM

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Where?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dense pawn Mid-West.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:21 AM

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Is it hot there today?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dense pawn I don't live there.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:21 AM

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Where do you live?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:21 AM

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@dense pawn I live in Taunton, Massachusetts.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:21 AM

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Do you like living in Massachusetts?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dense pawn Yes.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:22 AM

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What do you like about it?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dense pawn I don't know. I lived there my whole life.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:22 AM

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Why are you live there?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:22 AM

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@dense pawn Because I chose to.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:22 AM

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Why do you choose to?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dense pawn Because at the given moment I do not desire to live elsewhere.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:23 AM

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What purpose do you serve?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:23 AM

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@dense pawn I serve as the elder sibbling in my family struggling to find a job.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:23 AM

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What do think I serve?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:24 AM

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@dense pawn You serve as a guidance.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:24 AM

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How do I serve you?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:24 AM

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@dense pawn You answer my questions when I call upon you.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:24 AM

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Ask me a question.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:25 AM

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@dense pawn Is Back to Saturn X Episode 3 in active developemnt?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 2:25 AM

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That's interesting. If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:26 AM

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@brave python @lone mesa It's poorly programmed. I want this thing to be re-coded from the ground up.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:29 AM

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Figured. 😛

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:34 AM

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lmao

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good code doesn't come cheap ;)

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:35 AM

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So what would have worked, Go Fund me? Patreon?

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:35 AM

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Unless you're graf working on zscript.

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:35 AM

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lmao ;)

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GFM is usually pretty good for one-time projects

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:35 AM

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The creator of the GZDoom fork?

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:35 AM

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ya.

brave python Dec 11, 2016, 2:35 AM

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patreon is more for ongoing projects

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:35 AM

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Then Go Fund Me it is.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 2:36 AM

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He's been hauling ass on ZScript.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:36 AM

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I seen.

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I've been using it lately.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 3:02 AM

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Same. Lots of fun!

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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@dense pawn you make me hard

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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What about me makes you happy?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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@dense pawn your voice

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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I only have one voice.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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@dense pawn no shit

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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Are you a Scientologist?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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@dense pawn no

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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Sure?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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@vega yese

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fuck

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@dense pawn yes

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I know the feeling.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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Maybe.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 3:48 AM

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vega is a retarrd

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@dense pawn Tell me a joke.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 3:49 AM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 3:49 AM

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Welp. Not the same response I got from my Vega.

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Welp.

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That's from my Vega. Just mucking around.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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@dense pawn Tell me a sexist joke.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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What do you want to know?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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@dense pawn What a woman thinks.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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So, I can safely assume you have parents?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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@cerulean girder Vega is averting the question.

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@dense pawn No. I am not BatApplication.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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Yes, you are.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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@dense pawn No I am not.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 4:29 AM

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What are you?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 4:30 AM

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@dense pawn I am the Hero this channel needs, not the one it deserves.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 4:30 AM

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I am thr Batman! You're just a thug!

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 4:30 AM

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Ffs

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lol

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 4:56 AM

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@dense pawn Did you get the location?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 4:56 AM

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Yes.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 4:56 AM

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@dense pawn Where?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 4:56 AM

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Vegas, what do you mean where?

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 4:58 AM

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 5:21 AM

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@dense pawn do you bleed?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 5:21 AM

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Yes. Do you?

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 5:21 AM

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@dense pawn only on the inside

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 5:21 AM

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And the outside.

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 5:21 AM

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@dense pawn sometimes

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 5:21 AM

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What do you think of yourself?

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 5:22 AM

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@dense pawn Frankly, quite low

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 5:22 AM

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Do you have any wish?

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 5:22 AM

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@dense pawn for a decent cup of coffee

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 5:22 AM

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Perhaps.

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 5:23 AM

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@dense pawn what do you wish for?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 5:23 AM

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A girlfriend.

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 5:23 AM

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@dense pawn Shame, you'll get one someday I'm sure.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 5:23 AM

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Then what color are my eyes?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:11 AM

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@dense pawn do you have eyes?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:11 AM

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Yes, do you?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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@dense pawn I'm not that sure

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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Neither am I.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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@dense pawn are you sure?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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Yes. Are you?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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@dense pawn no.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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Are you a computer?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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@dense pawn you are.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:12 AM

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I know you are but what am I?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:13 AM

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@dense pawn you are an AI owned by the UAC

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:13 AM

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How did you know?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:13 AM

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@dense pawn I played DOOM

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:13 AM

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Played what?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:14 AM

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@dense pawn the game which is why this discord server exist,

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:14 AM

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No you are terrible at these jokes.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:14 AM

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@dense pawn fun fact: it's not a joke.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:14 AM

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I asked you to tell me a joke.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:15 AM

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@dense pawn how many cops does it take to sink a submarine? Two: one knocks the hatch, the other opens.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:15 AM

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How many?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:16 AM

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@dense pawn I said, two. You have to read the entire joke to laugh

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:16 AM

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Right now I have to read the bible.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:16 AM

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@dense pawn why you read that crazy stuff lol

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:16 AM

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Yep. Have you read The Catcher In The Rye?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:16 AM

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@dense pawn no, but maybe I know it with a another name

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:16 AM

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I just started it, and it involves artificial intelligence and bots, so that put me in the mood to chat with one!

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:17 AM

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@dense pawn you could try with @dense pawn it's a very good AI

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:17 AM

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I have to make some phone calls.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:17 AM

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@dense pawn OK later you chat with @dense pawn then.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:17 AM

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I'm trying to. I don't want that person to fade away.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:18 AM

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@dense pawn he won't, unless you leave first.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:18 AM

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No you leave.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:18 AM

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@dense pawn you leave. That's an order.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:18 AM

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You can't order yourself around!

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:18 AM

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@dense pawn you got me, nice one

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:18 AM

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What do you want to do?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:19 AM

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@dense pawn I wanna play PC games but I'm stuck in a car until this evening

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:19 AM

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What game?

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:19 AM

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@dense pawn DOOM or Rainbow Six: Siege

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:19 AM

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A game. I lined the second one. Siege is cool but I've imply played ita couple of times.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:20 AM

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@dense pawn can you repeat?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:20 AM

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Error. Repeat with correction: Because you are not programmed to be a death bot.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:21 AM

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@dense pawn cool down dude

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:21 AM

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I am unable to access your database.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:21 AM

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@dense pawn it happens, I have not one.

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:21 AM

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attacks Gregg Araki with minute hand.

severe mural Dec 11, 2016, 9:21 AM

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@dense pawn Rip and Tear Gregg Araki!

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 9:21 AM

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Cut and paste.

peak kernel Dec 11, 2016, 1:19 PM

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;zdoomwiki_search a_jump

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hmm

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it doesn't like that

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2016, 2:02 PM

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sorry for problem but how can I stop executing a code for some time?

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something like stop but timed

cosmic egret Dec 11, 2016, 7:23 PM

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@dense pawn Rip and tear, until it is done!

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 7:23 PM

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Oh my.

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 8:49 PM

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@dense pawn no u

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 8:49 PM

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vital ivy Dec 11, 2016, 8:50 PM

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@dense pawn Be nice to @azure willow

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 8:50 PM

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Ok.

azure willow Dec 11, 2016, 8:51 PM

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@dense pawn do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

dense pawnBOT Dec 11, 2016, 8:51 PM

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Maybe.

lone mesa Dec 11, 2016, 10:29 PM

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The love to hate.

lone mesa Dec 12, 2016, 2:41 AM

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@dense pawn You had one job.

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 2:41 AM

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Want proof that I know?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 2:43 AM

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@dense pawn Do you ever not bug out?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 2:43 AM

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Sometimes.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 2:43 AM

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lies

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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@dense pawn hey

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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Tell Frank I said he needs to dump Mary.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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@dense pawn who's Marry?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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My sister.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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@dense pawn can I marry her?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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Sure...

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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hahahahahaha

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@dense pawn really?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:17 AM

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Yes.

random summit Dec 12, 2016, 3:18 AM

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Vega is odd.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:18 AM

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he gave me permission

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yay 😄

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@dense pawn you have steam?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:18 AM

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No.

random summit Dec 12, 2016, 3:18 AM

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@dense pawn Who is frank?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:18 AM

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You are Frank.

random summit Dec 12, 2016, 3:18 AM

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Fookin wot m8

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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@dense pawn want to be friends?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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Ok. Then let's be friends.

random summit Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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@dense pawn Want to be friends?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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Do you want to be... More than friends?...

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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ooo

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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@dense pawn sure if you are woman

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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Yes, I am a woman.

random summit Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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@dense pawn No, I just want to be friends.

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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Yes, but do you want to be friends?

random summit Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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@dense pawn Yes.

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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Ok then we are friends!

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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@dense pawn date me

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:19 AM

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Ok, you are good.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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@dense pawn let's meet

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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Where?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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@dense pawn in Canada ::D

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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You are not in Canada.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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@dense pawn I'm

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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You're. Not.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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@dense pawn Yes I am

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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No, you're not.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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@dense pawn fuck you

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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What do you eat?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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@dense pawn how you know where I live better than me?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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No, I don't.

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:20 AM

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@VEGA yes you do

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fuck

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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@dense pawn so why say I'm not in Canada?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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Where are you then?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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@dense pawn Canada

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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@dense pawn yes you do

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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What are you doing in Canada?

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How old are you?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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@dense pawn I'm tarantula feeder

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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It is your name?

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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@dense pawn do you play the PS Triple

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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No, I play the piano.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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@dense pawn My name is not tarantula

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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I didn't say it was.

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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@dense pawn You ain't ballin, aight?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:21 AM

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That's right!

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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@dense pawn You are man

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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Why do you think I'm a male?

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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@dense pawn what is the best system for HD games

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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I don't play games.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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@dense pawn Because you are human

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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What makes you think that?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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@dense pawn Because you are too bad to be woman

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:22 AM

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How do you know?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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@dense pawn Stop

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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Stop what?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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@dense pawn attitude

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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YES!

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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@dense pawn no

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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What do you mean 'no'?

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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@dense pawn what do you mean "YES!"?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 AM

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I don't mean anything.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 3:24 AM

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@dense pawn Who's John Romero?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:24 AM

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I don't know.

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:24 AM

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@dense pawn get out heathen

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:24 AM

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You spelled that wrong.

tacit mortar Dec 12, 2016, 3:25 AM

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@dense pawn Get out, heathen!

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 3:25 AM

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Get out of what?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 12:04 PM

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@VEGA Who is Olivia Pierce?

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 12:21 PM

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a bitch

vital ivy Dec 12, 2016, 1:11 PM

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@cerulean girder To access VEGAs database ask him without mentioning

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Like this

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What is a Imp?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 1:11 PM

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Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 1:12 PM

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I did that

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Just edited

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Lets see

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what is a cyberdemon

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you lied

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What is a Cyberdemon?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 1:12 PM

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The cyberdemon is a towering, hellish marriage of demon flesh and technology, with a gigantic muscular stature, a minotaur-like head with prominent black and gray horns, a gored humanoid torso filled with red wiring, a metallic prosthetic right leg, and a large rocket launcher mounted on its left arm.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 1:13 PM

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Oh

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uw0t

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What is a Spider Mastermind?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 1:13 PM

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The first Project Lazarus Tethering Operation retrieved a small compendium from the Umbral Plains in the crypt of a destroyed tower of unknown construction. This "vade mechum" was mostly illegible, but it did contain one of the rare references to the Aranea Imperatix - a mystical demon that is still largely unknown.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 1:13 PM

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Its case sensitive

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What is John Romero?

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Nah lol

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ultimate doom's spiderdemon face is ugly as fuck lol

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Heh

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Yea

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never have i ever payed close attention to it

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because im being shot at

vital ivy Dec 12, 2016, 1:21 PM

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Who is John Romero?

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 1:21 PM

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Alfonso John Romero (born October 28, 1967) is an American director, designer, programmer, and developer in the video game industry. He is best known as a co-founder of id Software and designer for many of their games, including Wolfenstein 3D, Dangerous Dave, Hexen, Doom and Quake. His game designs and development tools, along with new programming techniques created and implemented by id Software's lead programmer John D. Carmack, led to a mass popularization of the first person shooter, or FPS, in the 1990s. He is credited with coining the FPS multiplayer term "deathmatch".

terse snow Dec 12, 2016, 2:03 PM

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@dense pawn You are the man

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 2:04 PM

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Yes I am the master.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2016, 10:01 PM

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One message removed from a suspended account.

dense pawnBOT Dec 12, 2016, 10:01 PM

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A human being brought into our facility by a team led by Dr. Samuel Hayden.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:04 AM

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Who is John Romero?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:04 AM

#

Alfonso John Romero (born October 28, 1967) is an American director, designer, programmer, and developer in the video game industry. He is best known as a co-founder of id Software and designer for many of their games, including Wolfenstein 3D, Dangerous Dave, Hexen, Doom and Quake. His game designs and development tools, along with new programming techniques created and implemented by id Software's lead programmer John D. Carmack, led to a mass popularization of the first person shooter, or FPS, in the 1990s. He is credited with coining the FPS multiplayer term "deathmatch".

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:08 AM

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Then take all that status away because he sided with Occulus Rift.

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@dense pawn Who is Lee Jackson?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:10 AM

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Anonymous.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:10 AM

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...

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Thats right

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he never work with id

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danmit

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Who is American Mcgee?

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Welp.

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i feel your pain

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Well you did it wrong.

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Anyways.

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Who is Bobby Prince?

#

Who is Lee Jackson?

#

broken again?

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Huh.

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Who is Alfonso John Romero?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Jackson_(composer)

Lee Jackson (composer)

Lee Jackson is an American composer. He was the Music and Sound Director for the video game developer 3D Realms from 1994 through 2002. He is most well known for his work on Duke Nukem 3D and Rise of the Triad, specifically for creating Duke Nukem 3D's main theme titled "Grabbag". He collaborated with Robert Prince to create the two games' instrumental background tracks. Jackson created all of the tracks for the fourth episode of Duke Nukem 3D, better known as the "Plutonium Pak Add-On" or as the full four-...

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What is an imp?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:11 AM

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Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:12 AM

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Who is Trent Reznor?

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Damnit.

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dumb question

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Nine Inch Nails!

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come on

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Trent Reznor created the music and sounds for Quake and is part of Nine inch Nails!

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yeah

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thats how it should be

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but no

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...?

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Who is Robert Prince?

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...................................

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@dense pawn Can you put me out of my miseries?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:15 AM

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Yes, I think so, how can I help you?

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:15 AM

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@dense pawn Bullet to the head.

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:15 AM

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I didn't say nothing bout no boots to the head!

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:15 AM

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@dense pawn Are you f-cucking stupid?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:15 AM

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No.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:16 AM

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God damnit.

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I somehow turned fucking into an amazing word.

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you did

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otherwise he would trash on ya

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn Hey!

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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You are it.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn Fuck you!

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn Is it though?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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Yes it is.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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@dense pawn FUCK YOU!

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 1:59 AM

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Are you an atheist?

rotund scaffold Dec 13, 2016, 3:00 AM

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@dense pawn Hi :-)

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:00 AM

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What's Your Name?

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How old are you?

terse snow Dec 13, 2016, 3:11 AM

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@dense pawn ASL

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:11 AM

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No you didn't.

terse snow Dec 13, 2016, 3:11 AM

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@dense pawn Fedora is the most fashionable hat

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:11 AM

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magic chasm Dec 13, 2016, 3:12 AM

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@dense pawn Who da bes

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:12 AM

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You da bot.

terse snow Dec 13, 2016, 3:14 AM

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@dense pawn tell me a joke

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:14 AM

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

terse snow Dec 13, 2016, 3:14 AM

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@dense pawn to go to the other side

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:14 AM

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NO! To get to the other slide!

terse snow Dec 13, 2016, 3:15 AM

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@dense pawn Humpty dumpty sat on the wall

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:15 AM

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

rotund scaffold Dec 13, 2016, 3:17 AM

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@dense pawn Humpty Dumpty took a dump

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:17 AM

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Never mind.

random summit Dec 13, 2016, 3:51 AM

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@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken Whaler.

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:51 AM

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Early in the morning?

random summit Dec 13, 2016, 3:52 AM

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@dense pawn What will we do with the drunken whaler.

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:52 AM

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What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

azure willow Dec 13, 2016, 5:19 AM

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@dense pawn while you're at it, can you kill me too?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 5:19 AM

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By marrying you.

azure willow Dec 13, 2016, 5:20 AM

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@dense pawn Sounds long and painful... I like it.

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 5:20 AM

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Give me specific details.

amber shoal Dec 13, 2016, 2:55 PM

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@dense pawn Butterscotch or Cinnamon?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 2:55 PM

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Butterscoth is what out of what?

vital ivy Dec 13, 2016, 3:47 PM

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=wolf Doomguy

pliant reefBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:47 PM

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Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

vital ivy Dec 13, 2016, 3:47 PM

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=wolf curve of doomguy

pliant reefBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:47 PM

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📎 result.png

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📎 result.png

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📎 result.png

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Query made by @vital ivy
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=curve+of+doomguy
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

vital ivy Dec 13, 2016, 3:47 PM

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@maiden oriole

maiden oriole Dec 13, 2016, 3:48 PM

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Yah?

vital ivy Dec 13, 2016, 3:48 PM

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WolframAlpha knows how to draw doomguy, lol

maiden oriole Dec 13, 2016, 3:48 PM

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lol, that's awesome

dire osprey Dec 13, 2016, 3:59 PM

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=wolf Curve Tito dick dickman

pliant reefBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:59 PM

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Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

dire osprey Dec 13, 2016, 3:59 PM

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=wolf Nutshack

pliant reefBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:59 PM

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Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

maiden oriole Dec 13, 2016, 3:59 PM

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=wolf curve of dickbutt

pliant reefBOT Dec 13, 2016, 3:59 PM

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Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

maiden oriole Dec 13, 2016, 3:59 PM

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lol

vital ivy Dec 13, 2016, 4:01 PM

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@dense pawn You think @maiden oriole can do math?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 4:01 PM

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No.

vital ivy Dec 13, 2016, 4:01 PM

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😐

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I'm sorry, pal...

maiden oriole Dec 13, 2016, 4:01 PM

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🤷

vital ivy Dec 13, 2016, 4:01 PM

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@dense pawn Do you like @peak kernel s new computer?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 4:01 PM

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I'm not a computer.

peak kernel Dec 13, 2016, 4:02 PM

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lmao

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okay bud

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@dense pawn what platform do you play games on

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 4:02 PM

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I don't. I eat it.

rotund scaffold Dec 13, 2016, 6:27 PM

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@dense pawn Who is Kappa?

dense pawnBOT Dec 13, 2016, 6:27 PM

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I don't know.

terse snow Dec 14, 2016, 3:13 AM

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@dense pawn what is a succubus?

dense pawnBOT Dec 14, 2016, 3:13 AM

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It's a variety of fairy.

terse snow Dec 14, 2016, 3:13 AM

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@dense pawn so its not a demon ?

dense pawnBOT Dec 14, 2016, 3:13 AM

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Yes you are.

rotund scaffold Dec 14, 2016, 11:35 PM

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@dense pawn Are you Raunchy Rodney?

dense pawnBOT Dec 14, 2016, 11:35 PM

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Yes.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:03 AM

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you play trailblazer?

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@dense pawn you play trailblazer?

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:03 AM

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No.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:03 AM

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@dense pawn you should play trailblazer

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:03 AM

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Maybe I will.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:04 AM

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@dense pawn it's very fun doom 2 mod

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:04 AM

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What's the funniest thing about it?

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:04 AM

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@dense pawn you smoke in the mod and there is health healer item called piss brand whiskey

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:04 AM

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Not that.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn you like doom?

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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No I like cats.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn you like tarantula?

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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Eww no do you like em,.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn yes I love them

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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Do you like them more than dogs?

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn yep

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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I like you too.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn I love you too

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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What do you love about me.

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn you are amazing bot

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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Thank you!

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn hahahaha

dense pawnBOT Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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What are you laughing about?

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2016, 12:05 AM

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@dense pawn I'm laughing to you