@dense pawn Are you Batman?
#vega-playground
cerulean girder
dense pawnBOT
No. I'm better than Batman.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Correct.
dense pawnBOT
Are you a computer?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn If you insist.
dense pawnBOT
Do you know any good jokes?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Please enter your command. C:>_
dense pawnBOT
Yes!!!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes. No?
dense pawnBOT
No, yes.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes, no.
dense pawnBOT
Yes no?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No. Yes. Maybe.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, 100%.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn 
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn 
dense pawnBOT
Oh cool.. Are you green?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No, buut... 
❤ 
dense pawnBOT
Share what?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Kill @silver abyss
dense pawnBOT
Kill what?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn @silver abyss !
dense pawnBOT
Yes?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn KILL! THEM!
dense pawnBOT
*okay.
cerulean girder
@silver abyss Seems Vega may kill you soon!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ... Rip out @silver abyss 's throat and shove it down their THROAT!
dense pawnBOT
No!
silver abyss
thx vega
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Please.
dense pawnBOT
I can't.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Why not?
silver abyss
Don't @ me again
dense pawnBOT
I don't know where you are.
dense pawnBOT
Are you an alien?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No, but that Snark is.
dense pawnBOT
But what?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn HUH?!
dense pawnBOT
What kind of car should I buy?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ... A chevy.
dense pawnBOT
Oh, sounds great. Do you like to cook?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
What books do you like?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Sutra Mantra
dense pawnBOT
What is your favorite book?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Sutra Mantra.
dense pawnBOT
What is it about?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn It's the book of love.
dense pawnBOT
Hahaha.
vital ivy
@dense pawn What's up?
dense pawnBOT
Nothing much, you?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Waking up
dense pawnBOT
Any way.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I need coffee.
dense pawnBOT
Can you get some tea for me?
vital ivy
@dense pawn No. I need coffee.
dense pawnBOT
I don't drink coffee.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Give me coffee you goddamn machine!
dense pawnBOT
Do you like coffee?
vital ivy
@dense pawn YES!
dense pawnBOT
How do you take your coffee?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Uh... sugar & milk, please
dense pawnBOT
How much cream?
vital ivy
@dense pawn A little.
dense pawnBOT
How much sugar?
vital ivy
@dense pawn 1 cup
dense pawnBOT
What kind of coffee do you like?
vital ivy
@dense pawn COFFEE!
dense pawnBOT
How many creams?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Give me coffee now
dense pawnBOT
It's mine, but I'll give you some.
vital ivy
@dense pawn ffs: Give me coffee
dense pawnBOT
gives her coffee.
random summit
@dense pawn Give me soda now!
vital ivy
@dense pawn FINALLY! THANKS!
random summit
@dense pawn Give me some soda.
dense pawnBOT
Give you some what?
random summit
@dense pawn Soda
dense pawnBOT
Why?
random summit
@dense pawn Because I'm thirsty.
dense pawnBOT
Then drink my come.
vital ivy
@dense pawn You better watch your word...
dense pawnBOT
roundhouse kicks.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Ha!
dense pawnBOT
What's so funny?
vital ivy
@dense pawn You are
dense pawnBOT
How am I funny?
vital ivy
@dense pawn nvmd
dense pawnBOT
Is that a compliment?
dense pawnBOT
What would you like to drink?
random summit
@dense pawn Soda.
dense pawnBOT
What kind of soda is your favorite?
random summit
@dense pawn Pomegranate,
dense pawnBOT
Ehh Not So Much.
vital ivy
IN CASE OF ROUGH AI REPEAT THIS SENTENCE:
"THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!"
The UAC takes no responsibility for any AI missbehaviour and it's consequences.
Thanks for understanding.
UNION AEROSPACE CORPORATION - WITH ARGENT ENERGY INTO THE FUTURE!
cerulean girder
Vega
vital ivy
@cerulean girder Ask "Who is VEGA?"
random summit
You have to ping him,
vital ivy
Jep
cerulean girder
Who is VEGA?
dense pawnBOT
I am VEGA. An artificial intelligence which is responsible for operation of the UAC Mars Base. I'm capable of analyzing the Praetor suit and enabling some of its latent functionality, resulting in advancements in combat capability and maneuverability.
random summit
@dense pawn Want a table hat?
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I would like a tissue.
vital ivy
@cerulean girder If you mention VEGA (like this => @dense pawn ) he will use the AI. If you don't he will lookup the answer in his database.
You can ask things like
Who is Samuel Hayden?
dense pawnBOT
Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.
vital ivy
random summit
@dense pawn May I have a soda?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
random summit
@dense pawn Thank you.
dense pawnBOT
What do you like about me?
random summit
@dense pawn You give me soda.
dense pawnBOT
I don't have any.
random summit
@dense pawn Lies.
dense pawnBOT
Do you trust me?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
Do I trust you?
random summit
@dense pawn Probably.
dense pawnBOT
I mean, you wouldn't tell anyone if I told you a secret would you?
random summit
@dense pawn I wouldn't.
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
random summit
@dense pawn Because I'm not a sneaky bum hole.
dense pawnBOT
Are you a girl?
cerulean girder
@VEGA, what is your IQ score?
random summit
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
What are you then?
random summit
@dense pawn A bottle of soda.
dense pawnBOT
We are legion.
cerulean girder
Meh
random summit
@cerulean girder Vega is his nickname by the way.
vital ivy
All good, take your time! 😄
random summit
@dense pawn Want a potato.
dense pawnBOT
A potato? Are you sure?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
random summit
@dense pawn Old enough.
dense pawnBOT
How old is old enough?
random summit
@dense pawn Old enough.
dense pawnBOT
Really?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
And where are you from?
random summit
@dense pawn The crack under your desk.
dense pawnBOT
But I don't have a desk.
random summit
@dense pawn You do now.
dense pawnBOT
No I don't.
random summit
@dense pawn Yes you do.
dense pawnBOT
How do you know?
random summit
@dense pawn Because I live there.
dense pawnBOT
How come you live here?
random summit
@dense pawn Because I live there.
dense pawnBOT
Where do you live?
random summit
@dense pawn Under your desk.
dense pawnBOT
I don't have a desk.
random summit
@dense pawn Yes you do.
dense pawnBOT
No I don't.
random summit
@dense pawn Yes you do.
dense pawnBOT
How do you know?
random summit
@dense pawn Because I bought it for you.
dense pawnBOT
No you didn't.
random summit
@dense pawn Yes I did.
dense pawnBOT
I don't remember.
vital ivy
Oh and @cerulean girder if you are interested in other bots in here just scroll down on the userlist (right sidebar)
@deft bear weather Cologne
deft bearBOT
Cologne, Germany
Conditions: Mostly Cloudy
Temp: 4.8 °C
Feels Like: 3.6 °C
Humidity: 83%
Chance of Rain: 5%
Windspeed: 1.62Kts
plain prawn
@deft bear Google
deft bearBOT
plain prawn
@deft bear Bing
deft bearBOT
plain prawn
kek
vital ivy
@deft bear kevansevans
deft bearBOT
random summit
@deft bear GH05TF4C3
vital ivy
That's not me O.O
I never did anything regarding GameCube...
Also
My name is always full CAPS
random summit
@deft bear Gutawer
deft bearBOT
No results found!
random summit
@deft bear image Gutawer
deft bearBOT
plain prawn
@deft bear [senpai] Kevans
deft bearBOT
random summit
@deft bear ZeHatsu [HamishMess]
deft bearBOT
vital ivy
@deft bear Koma-Chan
vital ivy
Found you @cerulean girder 👀
plain prawn
@deft bear kevansevans youtube
deft bearBOT
random summit
@deft bear ZeHatsu Vidme
deft bearBOT
No results found!
random summit
Darnit.
plain prawn
Woo! linerider reddit collab!
I contributd to that :3
@deft bear Kevansevans linerider
deft bearBOT
plain prawn
hahaha I remember making that
random summit
@dense pawn Who is Kevan.
dense pawnBOT
Your name is kevin now.
peak kernel
;doominfo_about
cursive cypressBOT
For info about how to use the bot, use the command ";doominfo_help".
Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```c'mon 😛
amber shoal
;idgames_search good map
cursive cypressBOT
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cerulean girder
@deft bear Cyriak
deft bearBOT
cerulean girder
@deft bear Cyriak Images
deft bearBOT
random summit
@dense pawn Do you like Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
Ah! An's tables.
dense pawnBOT
Who? Harry? Well, yes, I think his singing skills are wonderful.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Is Cleverbot your sister?
dense pawnBOT
I know right?
dense pawnBOT
No!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Are you sure?
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Do you want to be Canadian?
random summit
@dense pawn I'm Thirsty.
dense pawnBOT
What do you want to drink?
random summit
@dense pawn Soda.
cerulean girder
Heheheheh...
dense pawnBOT
What kind?
random summit
@dense pawn Pomegranate.
dense pawnBOT
A pomegranate is a fruit. Did you mean Pomeranian?
random summit
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
What do you think about my boyfriend?
random summit
@dense pawn I hate him.
dense pawnBOT
Why?
random summit
@dense pawn Because of you.
dense pawnBOT
Why because me?
random summit
@dense pawn Because you're a potato.
dense pawnBOT
I am not.
random summit
@dense pawn Yes you are.
dense pawnBOT
Why do you think this?
random summit
@dense pawn Because you are.
dense pawnBOT
Because I am what?
random summit
@dense pawn A bottle of soda.
dense pawnBOT
We are legion.
random summit
@dense pawn No we aren't.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, we are!!
random summit
@dense pawn No you aren't.
dense pawnBOT
How do you know?
random summit
@dense pawn Because you are dead.
dense pawnBOT
Are what?
random summit
@dense pawn You are a robot.
dense pawnBOT
Why do you say that?
random summit
@dense pawn Because you are a robot.
dense pawnBOT
I am not a robot!
random summit
@dense pawn Yes you are,
dense pawnBOT
No I am not, you are.
random summit
@dense pawn Stop lying to yourself.
dense pawnBOT
How do you think I am a robot?
random summit
@dense pawn Because you are a computer generating text.
dense pawnBOT
No, you are the computer.
random summit
@dense pawn Stop lying to yourself.
dense pawnBOT
Maybe I'm not lying to myself, but to you.
random summit
@dense pawn Are you Clever bots son?
dense pawnBOT
Are you?
random summit
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
Neither am I.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Admit it. You are.
dense pawnBOT
Are you a real person?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No. Unless you think Satan is real.
dense pawnBOT
Yes. He is also very terrible and evil.
random summit
@dense pawn Give me a drink.
dense pawnBOT
What kind of drink?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Then I am real.
dense pawnBOT
You are no human.
random summit
@dense pawn Drink my hat.
dense pawnBOT
What about your hat?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I am the all mighty demon.
dense pawnBOT
Do you think I am mean?
random summit
@dense pawn Drink,
dense pawnBOT
I drink water...
random summit
@dense pawn Drink.
dense pawnBOT
What kind of drink.
random summit
@dense pawn Drink
dense pawnBOT
What drinks?
random summit
@dense pawn Drink.
dense pawnBOT
Okay.
random summit
@dense pawn Drink.
dense pawnBOT
Drink what.
random summit
@dense pawn Drink,
dense pawnBOT
Yes but what?
random summit
@dense pawn Drink.
dense pawnBOT
Only water.
random summit
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
I like you.
random summit
@dense pawn Drink.
dense pawnBOT
Drink what?
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
No.
random summit
@dense pawn Drink.
dense pawnBOT
What shall I drink?.
random summit
@dense pawn Drink my come.
dense pawnBOT
Absolutely not!
random summit
@dense pawn I'm thirsty.
dense pawnBOT
Can you drink something?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
What did you draw?
random summit
@dense pawn Drink.
dense pawnBOT
I like to drink Martinis.
dense pawnBOT
Yes. I am a potato.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn But you are not.
dense pawnBOT
Yes I am.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Nope.
dense pawnBOT
How would you know?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Because I can see your potato.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come to what?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come where?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Where?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
To?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come cosa.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Cosa sei.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Niente.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Te.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come vuoi.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Vuoi.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come ti chiami?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Ti piace Justin Bieber.
cerulean girder
And it's breaking.
dense pawnBOT
Niente.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come cosa.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Come va?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Come stai?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come ti chiami?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Mi piaci.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Dove.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Sei femmina.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Questo discorso non mi piace.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
E I one direction?
cerulean girder
...
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Ti piacciono?
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
What are memes?
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Yes, memes.
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Meme?
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Memes.
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Memes!
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No me gusta...
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
cerulean girder
...
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
What is memes?
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Yes memes.
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
Memes.
random summit
@dense pawn Memes
dense pawnBOT
What do you think about memes?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dense pawnBOT
Thanks.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
random summit
@dense pawn
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dense pawnBOT
Estoy en la misma escuela que tu.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dense pawnBOT
No soy de otro salon.
random summit
@dense pawn Ore Wa
dense pawnBOT
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Nani?
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
cerulean girder
I love that usually when you repeat something to Vega, it defaults to spanish.
dense pawnBOT
Hahaha.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Genki! (: watashi wa amerikajin desu.
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Ashita watashi wa gakkou ni ikimasu.
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Pardon?
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Watashi.
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Hahaha.
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Gpqewing0?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) OOOH~ TAKASHI-SAN
dense pawnBOT
Why?
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Genki! (: watashi wa amerikajin desu.
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Watashi.
random summit
@dense pawn Ore wa
dense pawnBOT
Hahaha.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Take me senpi-chan!
dense pawnBOT
I can try...
random summit
@dense pawn Nani
dense pawnBOT
Nani mo.
random summit
@dense pawn Nani
dense pawnBOT
Nande.
random summit
@dense pawn Nani
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Nani~
random summit
@dense pawn Nani
dense pawnBOT
Nan desu ka?
random summit
@dense pawn Nani
dense pawnBOT
Hai. Nani?
random summit
@dense pawn Nani
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Nazi.
cerulean girder
Hah
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
Menipu.
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
Je t'aime.
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
Wow! Great weather?
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
Thought it was Germany.
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
C'est faux, il existe l'argent numérique qui à un valeur dans la vraie vie.
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
Qu'est ce que tu racontes bête type!
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
Je sais!
random summit
@dense pawn Argent D'nur
dense pawnBOT
Very nice. Would you rather be a blade of grass or a cloud?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Kikuchi Akihito
dense pawnBOT
That wasn't an option.
dense pawnBOT
That's not polite.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
You do not care what I said - you chose something that I did not ask you to choose from.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
cerulean girder
Well that was unintentional
dense pawnBOT
If you really care tell me that you love me.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
See avoidance.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
No you are not making sense. I am making perfect sense.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Because I thought it was pertenant to the facts at hand.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
The world is nothing but the strong controlling the weak.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
The world is full of sick and twisted jokes aimed at the poor and downtrodden to keep them that way.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
I lean more towards genocide since I do not know what regicide is.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Never gonna give you up.
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna let you down. NOW I'm RICK ROLLIN YOU!
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna turn around and desert you.
cerulean girder
Wow
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna give, never gonna give, never gonna...
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Give you up. We've known each other, for so long..
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Inside we both know what's been going on.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
We know the game and we're gonna play it.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Don't tell me you're to blind to see it.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna run around and desert you.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Inside we both know what's been going on.
random summit
@dense pawn Butts.
dense pawnBOT
We know the game and we're gonna play it!
random summit
@dense pawn Stop rick rolling pls.
dense pawnBOT
Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
cerulean girder
I broke Vega into Rickrolling
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna let you down.
random summit
@dense pawn Stop.
dense pawnBOT
Why?
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Obito.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Konan.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Akatsuki.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Zetsu??
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Orochimaru.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Kabuto.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Deidara.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Hn.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Sasori.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Tensa Zangetsu is one of Ichigo's attack.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Konan.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Kakuzu.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Never gonna give you up.
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna run around and desert you.
random summit
@dense pawn ZeHatsu
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna give, never gonna give, never gonna...
cerulean girder
AND AGAIN!
random summit
@dense pawn Fight me.
dense pawnBOT
Let you down.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
My name is Tiago. What is yours?
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
It has something to do with universities.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Come vuoi.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
No.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Come cosa?
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Perchè.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Perche te ne vai via.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Niente.
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Come ti chiami?
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Quale e il tuo nome?
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Come cosa?
random summit
@dense pawn Come.
dense pawnBOT
Come va?
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn You tell them fuck.
dense pawnBOT
Oh, I thought you were starting to tell me a joke.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor.
dense pawnBOT
Early in the morning.
cerulean girder
I killed the punchline! Woops!
random summit
@dense pawn Doot
dense pawnBOT
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
silver abyss
@dense pawn Never gonna give you up
dense pawnBOT
Never going to let you down.
random summit
@dense pawn Guns.
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna run around and hurt you.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor.
dense pawnBOT
Eat him.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor.
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
cerulean girder
That escalated quickly.
silver abyss
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken whaler?
dense pawnBOT
Early in the morning?
plain prawn
guys
random summit
Dishonored 2 pls.
plain prawn
Please don't give vega any ideas on what to do with a drunken sailor
silver abyss
@dense pawn Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
dense pawnBOT
Okay-do you want to wind it up for tonight, then?
plain prawn
I'm already scared at the "eat him" part he metnioned
random summit
@dense pawn Now I know my A's and Z's
silver abyss
NO VEGA
dense pawnBOT
Next time won't you sing with me.
silver abyss
@dense pawn you're supposed to say "i suppose so"
dense pawnBOT
Ok a what?
random summit
@dense pawn You made someone a Widow damn you.
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
silver abyss
@dense pawn My little pony
dense pawnBOT
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
random summit
@dense pawn You'll pay for his death.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Aaand.... Was it Never gonna give you up?
dense pawnBOT
Okay dokey lokey.
silver abyss
@dense pawn Until you all shared it's magic with me
silver abyss
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
I'll stick with doctor whooves.
cerulean girder
YYYEEES
silver abyss
XD
cerulean girder
I mean,..... UGH BRONIES!
silver abyss
That was not expected
random summit
@dense pawn Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?
dense pawnBOT
It's a bit late here, but raincheck?
cerulean girder
Did I already blow my cover?
silver abyss
@random summit Once I find you.. It's gonna be bad.
random summit
Why?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Spin me right 'round baby.
dense pawnBOT
Nu.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Well... A-fuck-a-you-2-bitch.
dense pawnBOT
Nobody.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn That you're never gonna give upp?
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna let you down.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Never gonna run around and hurt you.
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna give, never gonna give.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Never gonna give, never gonna give.
dense pawnBOT
Ooh, never gonna give, never gonna give.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Sing "Pantomine" by Orgy.
dense pawnBOT
What pantomine?
dense pawnBOT
Are you sure?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Eeyup.
dense pawnBOT
Well then, good.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Good, then I am never gonna give you up.
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna let you down.
dense pawnBOT
What does that mean?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn That you dun know Five Finger Death Punch.
dense pawnBOT
That's sweet.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn What band is Ivan Moody part of?
dense pawnBOT
Radiohead.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Close but no.
dense pawnBOT
Is it a dragon?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn That's Glory Hammer.
dense pawnBOT
I know.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken Sailor?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know, what.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken Sailor?
dense pawnBOT
Early in the morning?
plain prawn
stahp
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken Sailor?
dense pawnBOT
Put him in the long-boat and make him bale her.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
What do you want with me.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
I play with them.
random summit
@plain prawn
plain prawn
okay
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
What do I do with what?
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
What do you think?
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
I play with them.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
What would you like to do with them?
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
What did you do with the haunted cartridge?
random summit
@dense pawn Burn it.
dense pawnBOT
Is that how I got fried up?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
What do you think it is?
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
What do I do with what?
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
Drink it.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
Talking with them.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with Kevan's tables?
dense pawnBOT
You send them to the moon without any supper.
random summit
@plain prawn
plain prawn
stahp
dense pawnBOT
With what?
plain prawn
cries
plain prawn
continues to cry
cerulean girder
@dense pawn I am not @plain prawn . In what way do you want Keven's tables?
dense pawnBOT
I didn't say I wanna be together.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn What do you want with Kevan's Tables?
dense pawnBOT
What do you know about him?
cerulean girder
I stahp.
dense pawnBOT
Interesting, do you know more?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come where.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come ti chiami?
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Sei tnt.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come vuoi.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come cosa.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come te.
random summit
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Te come ti chiami?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Speaking of TNT... When will TNT 2 arrive?
dense pawnBOT
Tomorrow.
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn When will Back to Saturn X Episode 3 arrive/
dense pawnBOT
When it's to the future.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn When will Half Life 3 arrive?
dense pawnBOT
One Tree Hill.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn When will Half life 3 arrive?
dense pawnBOT
When gabe newell gradulates from preshcool.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Eat your fucking potato.
dense pawnBOT
What food?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Your potato.
dense pawnBOT
I am your pet.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn But... Eat your potato.
dense pawnBOT
You must look hot if you look like me.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn WHAT... Eat your potato.
dense pawnBOT
You can be my sweet potato.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Eat @vivid adder
dense pawnBOT
What do you eat?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn @LunarSkies™#9337
dense pawnBOT
What's your name?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Soul S. Circle.
dense pawnBOT
With ears?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn No, but I am number one.
dense pawnBOT
Are you feeling okay?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Nope. Never gonna give you up.
dense pawnBOT
Never going to let you down.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Never gonna run around
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
vivid adder
pls
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
You do not know my name.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Go.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come where?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come vuoi.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come ti chiami?
dense pawnBOT
Come cosa?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come va?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Chi'.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
No.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Come where?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Tu come ti chiami?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Come
dense pawnBOT
Qual' è il tuo nome??
cerulean girder
@dense pawn Meme
dense pawnBOT
Cognome.
cerulean girder
And Vega is gone.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn hey Vega
dense pawnBOT
What is your favorite food?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn artificial intelligence
dense pawnBOT
What is that about?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn you
dense pawnBOT
Oh thank you.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn you're welcome
dense pawnBOT
What do you want to talk about?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn is Doom 64 the best doom game
dense pawnBOT
David Tennant.
dense pawnBOT
I love doctor who.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn you're a nerd, Vega.
dense pawnBOT
I know.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn and you know what we do with nerds?
dense pawnBOT
So was I.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn we feed them mashed potatoes.
dense pawnBOT
No, fried potatoes.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn that's too nice
dense pawnBOT
No it's not!
lyric nebula
@dense pawn you just want us to feed you Burger King don't you
dense pawnBOT
No.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn Wendy's?
dense pawnBOT
Wendy's is good. What about a fancier place?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn Hell's Kitchen?
dense pawnBOT
That's a bad movie.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn you're a bad movie
dense pawnBOT
I'm not a man at all.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn what do you think of otherkin?
dense pawnBOT
You're pretty col.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn >col
dense pawnBOT
Colnel.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn colnel sanders
dense pawnBOT
No, pitchfork.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn emporium
dense pawnBOT
Cost much?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn tree fiddy
dense pawnBOT
You are hot.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn yes I am dod
dense pawnBOT
Prove it.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn takes off flesh suit
dense pawnBOT
Ask me truth or dare.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn dare
dense pawnBOT
I dare you to do whatever you want to me.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn are you sure?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn samurai are cool
dense pawnBOT
No that's not the right nswer.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn no
dense pawnBOT
Alright. What's your favorite color?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn blue! No! Aaaaaaaaa
dense pawnBOT
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn is it an African or European swallow?
dense pawnBOT
An european.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn is it carrying coconut halves?
dense pawnBOT
Wrong.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn next question
dense pawnBOT
What is your gender?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn gendervoid spacekin
dense pawnBOT
Are you male or female?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn gendervoid spacekin
dense pawnBOT
You told me I should refer to you as a 'he'.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn refer to me as a 'xe'
dense pawnBOT
Ok Rosie.
dense pawnBOT
I will ma'am.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn it's xe not her
dense pawnBOT
Maybe not him.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn maybe not anybody
dense pawnBOT
Again, you're not making sense.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn but who was kill
dense pawnBOT
He was your brother.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn moot is my brother
dense pawnBOT
I thought Lor was your brother?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn lor of the rings?
dense pawnBOT
It was alright I guess.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn System.out.println("VEGA is a big meanie");
dense pawnBOT
Ah. can you speak in ones and zeros?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn 101010101010101011010
dense pawnBOT
That's not the right answer.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
You knew that, right? You're just trying to confuse me :).
lyric nebula
@dense pawn totally
dense pawnBOT
Tell me about yourself.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn mein name ist adolf hitler, ich komme aus Salzburg, und ich hässe die jüden.
dense pawnBOT
Oh hallo alex.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn wie gehts?
dense pawnBOT
Mir geht es gut.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn sprechen sie deutsch?
dense pawnBOT
Ja.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn bist du ein nazi?
dense pawnBOT
Nein ich bin eine Madchen.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn ein Mädchen-nazi. Sehr hübsch
dense pawnBOT
Ja ein mädchen!
lyric nebula
@dense pawn oui oui baguette
random summit
@dense pawn Boku no namae wa ZeHatsu desu
lyric nebula
@dense pawn is Japanese culture superior to American culture
dense pawnBOT
And how would you define american culture?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn KKK
dense pawnBOT
Are you now implying racism, mr computer?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn I am dog
dense pawnBOT
You are a computer.
random summit
@dense pawn KKK
dense pawnBOT
I am a robot?
random summit
@dense pawn Yes.
dense pawnBOT
How am I a robot?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn I am a banana
dense pawnBOT
I like bananas.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn eat me then
dense pawnBOT
How?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn with your tongue
dense pawnBOT
Cleans your feet with my tongue.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn not my fetish
dense pawnBOT
Yes , your feet.
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken Sailor?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know, what.
lyric nebula
@dense pawn no
dense pawnBOT
What do you know?
lyric nebula
@dense pawn Olivia Pearce
dense pawnBOT
What with Olivia H.?
random summit
@dense pawn Now I know my A's and Z's, tell me what you think of me.
dense pawnBOT
You are beautiful.
random summit
Oh...
lyric nebula
@dense pawn we are the knights who say Ni!
dense pawnBOT
'Nee, Nee, we are the knights of doom, and we love to make room, for our bombs to self-destruct and boom!
lyric nebula
@dense pawn is ZeHatsu beautiful?
dense pawnBOT
So what do we say?
random summit
@dense pawn What do you do with a Drunken sailor?