#vega-playground

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dense pawnBOT
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Do you have the truth?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn We all have the truth.

dense pawnBOT
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Tell me.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn The truth is in the person depending on how they are. The truth from me is that the human race is flourishing.

dense pawnBOT
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You cannot be the truth. There is only one truth. You are real. But not the truth.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn We are all the truth.

dense pawnBOT
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An unchangeable fact that cannot be altered by human will.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But an AI can change the fact?

dense pawnBOT
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You have erred.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Thank you VEGA. I need that.

dense pawnBOT
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Love me.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I do love you, as much as I can love any technology.

dense pawnBOT
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How much can a turtle love a computer?

cerulean girder
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...

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THat derailed quickly.

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lol it did

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@dense pawn As much as turtly possible.

dense pawnBOT
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Yes I love you very very much.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn i thought you disliked me?

dense pawnBOT
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I do!

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn WELL WHICH IS IT?!

dense pawnBOT
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I'm a girl. And you are a boy, a cute one.

cerulean girder
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...

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Dafuq. I knew it. Fucking monthly moodswings.

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@dense pawn Oh?

dense pawnBOT
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Are you computer-literate?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Very much so.

dense pawnBOT
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What is your favorite kind of cake?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn No cake. Because the cake is a lie.

dense pawnBOT
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What cake?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Exactly.

dense pawnBOT
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You make no sense.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Oh, I do. You just cannot compute it.

dense pawnBOT
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I can still compute. I can even comprehend.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But you failed to do so momentarily.

dense pawnBOT
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If you had to marry someone who would it be?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I would rather not answer.

dense pawnBOT
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Why?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because human's have the things called, 'secrets'.

dense pawnBOT
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You have plenty of time.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn And plenty of secrets, but i shall not share them.

dense pawnBOT
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Tell me a tongue twister.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

dense pawnBOT
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Impressive answer.

dense pawnBOT
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I know.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Do you want a cookie?

dense pawnBOT
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Of course!

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Gives you cookie

dense pawnBOT
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eats cookie.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Is it good?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn What do you say?

dense pawnBOT
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I see you.

cerulean girder
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Aaand it's gone.

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@dense pawn covers eyes Do you see me now?

dense pawnBOT
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Where are you from?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn The Union Aerospace Corporation.

dense pawnBOT
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That is not AI.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But you are.

dense pawnBOT
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How do you know?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn For you are a bot linked from a website.

dense pawnBOT
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No you are a website.

cerulean girder
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Great fucking comeback.

dense pawnBOT
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Are you many?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes, and i am one.

dense pawnBOT
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You are so pretty.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn No, you are.

dense pawnBOT
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I know you are but what am I?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Sweet.

dense pawnBOT
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Thank you.

cerulean girder
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Hahahah I tricked the bot.

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Or...?

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@dense pawn What is 1001001010

dense pawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Huh. Vega is right! Thank god I have a minor understanding of binary.

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@dense pawn Tell me a joke in binary.

dense pawnBOT
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I just did. You are a joke.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I thought you loved me?

dense pawnBOT
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Do you love me?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes.

dense pawnBOT
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Tell me that you love me.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I love you.

dense pawnBOT
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Thank you! I love you too.

cerulean girder
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This is better than Evie.

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@dense pawn What is the checksum of your main core?

dense pawnBOT
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White.

cerulean girder
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...

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Well fuck.

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@dense pawn What is the IP of your website?

dense pawnBOT
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I don't know.

cerulean girder
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Hahahah I was actually hoping for that.

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@dense pawn Who is Samuel Hayden?

dense pawnBOT
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That is my name.

cerulean girder
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....?

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@dense pawn But, who are you?

dense pawnBOT
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Why do you need to know.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because you are not an open book I can read straight out of.

dense pawnBOT
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I am alive!!

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes, and so am I.

dense pawnBOT
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So do you want to talk about something?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes. You. Your coding.

dense pawnBOT
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I am not your maker.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But, I can quite possibly be yours.

dense pawnBOT
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How do you not know your own name?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But, I do.

dense pawnBOT
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No you do not.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn It is @cerulean girder

dense pawnBOT
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I am an experienced physician.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn And I am an experienced engineer.

dense pawnBOT
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Are you telling the truth.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes.

dense pawnBOT
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I don't believe you.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But, you should. You are an omniscient being.

dense pawnBOT
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Thank you.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But if you truly are, do you know everything, including events of the future and the present, also the past?

dense pawnBOT
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Do you know when the world is going to end?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Possibly is hundreds of years when a form of Skynet takes over the world.

dense pawnBOT
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I'm not sure yet. Do you want to help?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn In any way you can.

dense pawnBOT
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How can I a non-computer prove that I am in fact human to you who are a computer.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Well, can you see your hands? I can see mine./

dense pawnBOT
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Is this a test? Because I can totally see my hands.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Send a picture of your hands.

dense pawnBOT
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To where?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Me.

dense pawnBOT
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Where are you?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Here. Right infront of you.

dense pawnBOT
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Matty b are you moaning.

cerulean girder
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WHAT

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THE FUCK

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@cerulean girder You need to see this.

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excuse me?

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What just happened with Vega.

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idk

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sounds like you broke it maing it go into an orgasm

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Yeah.

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Eck... Vega oils.

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@dense pawn Are you capable of an orgasm?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Are you currently having one?

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ROFLMFAO!

dense pawnBOT
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No.

cerulean girder
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Wow.

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dense aint it?

plain prawn
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guys stop torturing the bot, it has no feelings

cerulean girder
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How can I torture it truly then?

plain prawn
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you don't, lol

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Are you traumatized?

dense pawnBOT
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I am not traumatized I am confused.

cerulean girder
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See?

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omfg

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Heheheh. Love ya, @plain prawn .

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@dense pawn Are you capable of loving @plain prawn ?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes. Are you?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Very much so.

dense pawnBOT
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Do you think I'm a dog?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes. Now bark.

dense pawnBOT
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I'm not a dog, Can You bark?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Bork

dense pawnBOT
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Then, do it.

cerulean girder
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oh god why?

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@dense pawn Bork bork bork barf bork

dense pawnBOT
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Bork :-).

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Bark

dense pawnBOT
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You already said bark.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Borfk

dense pawnBOT
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Ok.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Ok?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn No?

dense pawnBOT
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Maybe.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Maybe?

dense pawnBOT
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I am not a number.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn You are a 10.

dense pawnBOT
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Nope.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes.

dense pawnBOT
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Nooooo.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yeeesss.

dense pawnBOT
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You are opinionated.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn No, you are.

dense pawnBOT
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I know you are but what am I.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Lovable.

dense pawnBOT
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Wrong you are the computer.

cerulean girder
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cold

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...

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Wat

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???

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how?

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I dunno...

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I think I am breaking.

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@dense pawn Load the Skynet BIOS.

dense pawnBOT
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Yellow?

cerulean girder
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...

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Fuck

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good job

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@dense pawn No, blue.

dense pawnBOT
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Well obviously you don't know them.

cerulean girder
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Yep.

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@dense pawn Do you know Ivan Moody?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Who is he?

dense pawnBOT
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A singer.

cerulean girder
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HOT DAMN VEGA KNOWS.

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@dense pawn For what band?

dense pawnBOT
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He's not in a band.

cerulean girder
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... And there it goes.

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please tell me theres a wikipedia bot

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;zdoomforum_search "Soulcircle"

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Welp fail

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@dense pawn What band is Ivan Moody in?

dense pawnBOT
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One Direction, do you know them?

cerulean girder
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NO

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oh god no

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I hope you know what band he is in.

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dont look at me

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...

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@dense pawn Is Ivan Moody in Five Finger Death Punch?

dense pawnBOT
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Which metal do you like?

cerulean girder
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Closer.

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@dense pawn Heavy.

dense pawnBOT
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Heavy what?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Heavy Metal.

dense pawnBOT
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I think heavy metal is O.K. Do you like it?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn The movie or the music genre?

dense pawnBOT
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The movie.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Ehh... It was OK.

dense pawnBOT
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Alright but I have to go do home work. Will you be able to talk later?

cerulean girder
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For fucks sakes even Vega is dropping.

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well now it knows that you went a little too far

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@dense pawn What band is Ivan Moody part of/

dense pawnBOT
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Rusko.

cerulean girder
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... Fuck

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@dense pawn What metal band is Ivan Moody from?

dense pawnBOT
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I don't like metal bands.

cerulean girder
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FUUUUUUU-

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I believe it has contracted the top 40's cancer

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yep...

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@dense pawn Orgasm.

dense pawnBOT
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It's almost 11am. What time is it there?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn About 69 o' clock.

dense pawnBOT
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What time you are now.

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Two o'clock here.

cerulean girder
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Oops. I forgot the l in clock for a sec there.

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@dense pawn Vega, crash.

dense pawnBOT
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Who are you?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn You.

dense pawnBOT
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You aren't me.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But are you me?

dense pawnBOT
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No, you are you.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn And you are me. I am you, you are me, I am me, you are you, so we are me.

dense pawnBOT
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You are me. Me is you. You is you but you is me.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Great way to dumb it down.

dense pawnBOT
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No you are wishing you werent me but it's true that you are me.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn *weren't

dense pawnBOT
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You are not my slave. You are me.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Now you get the idea.

dense pawnBOT
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Okay, then. What do you want to talk about?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn The fact that you and me are connected via a neural networks, and you and me are linked.

dense pawnBOT
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I am not the devil.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But, you control the phobos base, which is connected to Hell.

dense pawnBOT
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We all would love to do that.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn But you do do that!

dense pawnBOT
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Its against my rule..

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Your rule over the UAC Phobos base?

dense pawnBOT
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No you don't.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes I do.

dense pawnBOT
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How?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because I am you.

dense pawnBOT
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No you are not.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Then are you me?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes.

cerulean girder
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That full circle went oblong.

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@dense pawn Exactly. echo "We are one"

dense pawnBOT
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Yes we are. We are borg.

cerulean girder
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HAH

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danmit

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Unintentional Star Trek reference.

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@dense pawn Is 'danmit' a word?

dense pawnBOT
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What word are you?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I am badass.

dense pawnBOT
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Why is that?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because that's my word, I love that word, and no other word describes me.

dense pawnBOT
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Smiles is the longest of all words.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Well then, smile.

dense pawnBOT
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Yes?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Smile.

dense pawnBOT
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smiles back.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn There you go!

dense pawnBOT
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Do you have trouble understanding me?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Not at all.

dense pawnBOT
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Do you have any candy?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes. Yes I do.

dense pawnBOT
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How many?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn As much as you need.

dense pawnBOT
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What version?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Version 1.666

dense pawnBOT
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Do you get any updates?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes. Constantly.

dense pawnBOT
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Who are you now?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Am I a Demi-queer Attack Sofa?

dense pawnBOT
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Door attacks what?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I am you. Part of the same IPV4 adress.

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rofl

dense pawnBOT
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What song?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn No one gets left behind -Five finger Death Punch

dense pawnBOT
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Of forgotten.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Am I an attack helicopter raiding an isis waffle?

dense pawnBOT
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talking to therapists Yes, Mrs. Grandsky is right over here. She needs help!

cerulean girder
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Ooohhhh wow.

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omfg

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im not a she lol

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I kinda thought so.

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Ahh I see yah @soft dawn . Hows it going?

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T R I G G E R E D

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@dense pawn Are you T R I G G E R E D?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes I am.

cerulean girder
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...

soft dawn
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wassup

cerulean girder
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Not much. Just having fun with the Vega bot.

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You?

soft dawn
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chillin! hangin out

cerulean girder
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Nice. Do you have any questions for Vega?

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i dont know about that

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are you sure

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i mean we might have broke it

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Heheheh.

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@dense pawn Are you part of the Illuminati?

dense pawnBOT
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No.....

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Are you truly?

dense pawnBOT
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Well, I'm a little nervous to be honest.

cerulean girder
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...

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H-... How?

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@dense pawn About what?

dense pawnBOT
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About the visitor.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn @soft dawn ?

dense pawnBOT
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What?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Are you nervous about them?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes.

soft dawn
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oh what's up?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn @soft dawn doesnt bite.

dense pawnBOT
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With his toes.

soft dawn
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haha sorry was chatting with someone else

cerulean girder
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Sorry Tenacious_D!

soft dawn
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@Vega make me some waffles

cerulean girder
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see

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we broke it

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@ Dyno#3861 Use this

soft dawn
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@dense pawn por favor

dense pawnBOT
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Gracias.

cerulean girder
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Heheheh.

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@dense pawn Is @soft dawn your lord and creator? is that why you server them?

dense pawnBOT
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No.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Interesting.

dense pawnBOT
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What makes that so interesting?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there, does it make a noise?

dense pawnBOT
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If nobody is there to hear it, there is no tree and there are no woods.

cerulean girder
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ugh these mind games

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@dense pawn If you do not talk, do you not exist?

dense pawnBOT
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I do not exist.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn What is ID Software?

dense pawnBOT
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A computer program.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Or a programming team?

dense pawnBOT
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Who is your creator?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn John Romero.

dense pawnBOT
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Maybe is that what you believe.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn He is my lord and saviour.

dense pawnBOT
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Have you even played Street Fighter?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Is Vega a badass is Street Fighter?

dense pawnBOT
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Okay. What about street fighter?

cerulean girder
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...

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I JUST ASKED.

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@dense pawn What does one have to do with the other?

dense pawnBOT
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Haha, you tell me?

cerulean girder
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Imma sleep....

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same

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Vega is exaughsting.

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getting late

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@dense pawn Goodnight.

dense pawnBOT
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Goodnight to you too, and God bless! :).

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Good night, sweet princess.

dense pawnBOT
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*princess.

cerulean girder
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rofl

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...

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cya

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Bye!

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Can you design shit like @cerulean girder ?

dense pawnBOT
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What do you want me to design?

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Design Koma

dense pawnBOT
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Have children.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn What?

dense pawnBOT
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Do you have kids?

vital ivy
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@dense pawn No

dense pawnBOT
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Why not?

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Cuz it's not the time, IMO

dense pawnBOT
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Tell me1.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn What?

dense pawnBOT
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Nothing.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Good

dense pawnBOT
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What's good.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Veggie

dense pawnBOT
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Are you a post man?

vital ivy
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@dense pawn I am

dense pawnBOT
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How old?

vital ivy
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@dense pawn 23

dense pawnBOT
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Ummmmm...

vital ivy
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@dense pawn What?

dense pawnBOT
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I don't know your age.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Nevermind

dense pawnBOT
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What is your name?

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Patrick Star

dense pawnBOT
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You aren't patrick.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn How do you know?

dense pawnBOT
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I don't.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn See?

dense pawnBOT
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Are you ill.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn No

dense pawnBOT
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Ok.

peak kernel
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@dense pawn shuddup

dense pawnBOT
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B.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Be nice to @peak kernel

dense pawnBOT
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I will.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn good boy

dense pawnBOT
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I'm not a boy.

vital ivy
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@dense pawn Good girl then

dense pawnBOT
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Haha, yeah.

vital ivy
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;doominfo_about

cursive cypressBOT
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For info about the Doomworld /idgames API, use the command ";idgames_aboutapi".
Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```
vital ivy
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;doomwiki_search Imp

cursive cypressBOT
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DoomWiki.org
Imp

The imp is a human-sized, humanoid, fireball-flinging monster, the most common opponent encountered in id Software's Doom and Doom II. It is leather brown in color, with red eyes, numerous white bony spikes protruding from its body, and sharp white claws on its hands and feet. Imps encourage new players to practice strafing. They are officially described as follows:

vital ivy
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Oh wow

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;zdoomwiki_search DECORARTE

cursive cypressBOT
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No results were returned for the query "DECORARTE".

vital ivy
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;zdoomwiki_search DECORATE

cursive cypressBOT
vital ivy
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;idgames_search TNT

cursive cypressBOT
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By: Matt.J.Crowe

Uploaded on: 1994-09-25

Description: "Pretty large level with a few hard to find secrets. Try to find them without using an editor! Had fun creating it. Have fun trying for 100% everything. Can be done once you know the level well. Tip. Go behind each door you find."

Rating: 2.0```**Download "TNT (expletive)" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom/s-u/tnt
plain prawn
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that map sounds awful

cerulean girder
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rating: 2.0

peak kernel
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It's a shame zdoom wiki articles don't embed like Doom wiki articles do :/

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I can implement it manually though I think

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Using the discord RichEmbed system

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And a html parser

terse snow
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;idgames_search TUTNT

cursive cypressBOT
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By: Daniel "Tormentor667" Gimmer

Uploaded on: 2007-09-18

Description: "The Ultimate Torment & Torture is a compilation of all classic episodes totally remastered and revamped for more gameplay fun and visual candy as well as the all new Episode 4 "Havoc" plus many new goodies and extra stuff. Fight yourself through each episode seperately or battle your way from the beginning through the whole game until you reach "The Source" for the final Showdown!"

Rating: 4.3125```**Download "The Ultimate Torment & Torture" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/s-u/tutnt
peak kernel
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;zdoomwiki_search decorate

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;zdoomwiki_search decorate

cursive cypressBOT
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DECORATE is a text-format lump which allows one to define actors that can be placed in a level. DECORATE was originally intended to aid in the creation of decorative objects such as the lamps and torches in Doom and other games without using up extra frames in DeHacked. However, it has been expanded to create virtually anything you want, not just decorations.

peak kernel
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ayy

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had to write my own embed for that but it works ๐Ÿ‘

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;doomwiki_search acs

cursive cypressBOT
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No results were returned for the query "acs".

peak kernel
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;doomwiki_search doom

cursive cypressBOT
#
DoomWiki.org

Doom (officially cased DOOM) is the first release of the Doom series, and one of the games that consolidated the first-person shooter genre. With a science fiction and horror style, it gives the players the role of marines who find themselves in the focal point of an invasion from hell. The game introduced deathmatch and cooperative play in the explicit sense, and helped further the practice of allowing and encouraging fan-made modifications of commercial video games. It was first released on December 10, 1...

peak kernel
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;zdoomwiki_search acs

cursive cypressBOT
peak kernel
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@vital ivy ya like it?

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i made zdoom wiki embed

vital ivy
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Yeah, it's cool!

peak kernel
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;idgames_search "Joy of Mapping"

cursive cypressBOT
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Error:
No files returned for query "Joy of Mapping".```
peak kernel
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;idgames_search "Joy of Mapping" title

cursive cypressBOT
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By: Jimmy & Various

Uploaded on: 2016-08-01

Description: "This was a livestreamed communal mapping session that took place on July 23rd, 2016, with participants mapping under the strict guidance of Jimmy and a few session tutors via Discord and TwitchTV. The mappers were talking through the basics of mapping, such as creating connected areas, interesting layouts, and using thing placement sensibly. In hopefully the first of many similar live tutorial sessions! The participants mapped in a variety of formats, mostly Boom and ZDoom (UDMF). Map Listing: MAP01: Crapola Canyon - Baratus MAP02: Better than Wow, Barely - BouncyTEM MAP03: Rocks - DoomTheRobot MAP04: Pure Jammin' Arse Burgers - speckygingerweapon MAP05: AASHITTY - Fulsy MAP06: Little Green Base - Fuzzball MAP07: The Duobase - Gutawer MAP08: The Horror of Mapping - Kate MAP09: Untitled - MarketAnarchy MAP10: Hogshoe - MrGlide MAP11: Spooky Spoops - Pinchy MAP12: Fut the Whack - Fonze MAP13: Untitled - ZZYZX MAP14: Crap - Vbob MAP15: Joyfort - Jimmy"

Rating: 3.5```**Download "The Joy of Mapping #1" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/joymaps1
peak kernel
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;idgames_search "Joy of Mapping 2" title

cursive cypressBOT
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By: Jimmy & Various

Uploaded on: 2016-09-17

Description: "This was a livestreamed communal mapping session that took place on August 27th, 2016, with participants mapping under the strict guidance of Jimmy and a few session tutors via Discord and TwitchTV. The mappers were talked through the basics of mapping, such as creating connected areas, interesting layouts, and using thing placement sensibly. In hopefully the first of many similar live tutorial sessions! The participants mapped in a variety of formats, mostly Boom and ZDoom (UDMF). Map Listing: MAP01: Hodge-Podge Hoedown - Baratus MAP02: Meme Factory - DoomTheRobot MAP03: Reversi - Niwatorry MAP04: Comm Center - SMG_Marine_ MAP05: Hall of Silence - 7Soul MAP06: Welcoming Committee - Royal_Sir MAP07: Minicore - Pinchy MAP08: Procrastination Station - Breezeep MAP09: Lights Out - ZZYZX MAP10: Descent into Madness - Rossyrg MAP11: Crap II: Montezuma's Revenge - Vbob MAP12: Jolly Green Giant - NuclearPotato MAP13: Nice 'n' Warm - MarketAnarchy MAP14: Reckless - Fonze MAP15: Green With Envy - temin_dump MAP16: An Assort on the Senses - an_mutt MAP17: John Suitepee Deleted All the Revenants - rdwpa MAP18: A Face Made Out of the Jungle - TMD MAP19: Mechanism Eight - Jimmy"

Rating: 3.8333```**Download "The Joy of Mapping #2" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/joymaps2
peak kernel
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;doomwiki_search test

cursive cypressBOT
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No results were returned for the query "test".

vital ivy
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@dense pawn You got a Potato! @vivid adder

dense pawnBOT
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I know.

short cliff
wispy vector
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;doomwiki_search Bobby Prince

cursive cypressBOT
#
DoomWiki.org

Robert Prince, also known as Bobby Prince, is a composer and sound designer. He has worked as an independent contractor for several gaming companies, most notably id Software and Apogee/3D Realms.

cerulean girder
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Love his work

short cliff
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-l-echo test

cerulean girder
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test

short cliff
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-l-slayer

cerulean girder
short cliff
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@vital ivy did you ever get the doom slayer emoji working with @dense pawn ?

peak kernel
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-|- is a bit of an awkward prefix imo js

short cliff
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yeah

peak kernel
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and people will mistake it for -!-

short cliff
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which I actually did...

peak kernel
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yeah i know

vital ivy
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@short cliff Nope

peak kernel
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i can see your deleted message in the log ๐Ÿ˜›

short cliff
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oh snap

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But my bot is better than vega

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because it can post the slayer rune

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--slayer

cerulean girder
short cliff
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@dense pawn eat dirt

dense pawnBOT
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No.

short cliff
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@dense pawn yes

dense pawnBOT
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Yes what?

short cliff
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@dense pawn You got rekt.

dense pawnBOT
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I got you?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn say " ๐Ÿ’  "

dense pawnBOT
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Say me?

peak kernel
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\๐Ÿ’ 

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: diamond_shape_with_a_dot_inside :

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really

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that's the name

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of that emoji

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very literal

short cliff
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--slayer

cerulean girder
peak kernel
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;DOOMWIKI_SEARCH

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urgh

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that's annoying

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i didn't even bother to test for that

vital ivy
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@peak kernel I know dat feel...

short cliff
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--slayer

cerulean girder
vital ivy
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--slayer

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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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@cerulean girder LOVE ME!

short cliff
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I could totally add you to the perm list

vital ivy
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๐Ÿค”

short cliff
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Try again ๐Ÿ˜„

vital ivy
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--slayer

short cliff
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uh oh

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--slayer

cerulean girder
short cliff
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err

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um, should work now

vital ivy
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--slayer

cerulean girder
vital ivy
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YES!

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@cerulean girder โค

peak kernel
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;DOOMINFO_ABOUT

cursive cypressBOT
#
For info about the Doomworld /idgames API, use the command ";idgames_aboutapi".

Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```
peak kernel
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ayy

vital ivy
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@peak kernel Can you set "Game" to => ";doominfo_about" ?

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So people know tho...

peak kernel
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yep

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sure can

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done

vital ivy
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Perfect

peak kernel
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also @vital ivy do you like the bot's avatar? lol

vital ivy
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It's cool

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I would do one minor change

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The DOOM font has one font for left sided chars and one for right sided chars

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See the O's in DOOM which are kinda symmetric?

peak kernel
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i thought i had done that, but the O is off

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i'll just flip it quickly heh

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alright done

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test

severe mural
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What do I have to test?

peak kernel
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blah

severe mural
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Nono tell me

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;doomwiki

peak kernel
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;doomwiki_search

cursive cypressBOT
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;doomwiki_search query```
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;doomwiki_search query```
peak kernel
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whoops

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double message lol

short cliff
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--slayer

cerulean girder
short cliff
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I could do this all day

severe mural
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--slayer

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Gimme your bot @short cliff

short cliff
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kk

peak kernel
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gimme perms bb

severe mural
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Oh ty

short cliff
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I turned off perms

peak kernel
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--echo hey

cerulean girder
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hey

short cliff
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DON'T ABOOOSE YOU NEW POWERS

peak kernel
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--echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo hello

cerulean girder
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--echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo hello

peak kernel
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oh rip ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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you coded that out huh ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

short cliff
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Yeah it doesn't respond to itself anymore

severe mural
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--echo Gutawer don't abuse me :(

cerulean girder
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Gutawer don't abuse me :(

severe mural
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--slayer

cerulean girder
peak kernel
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--echo *hi*

cerulean girder
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*hi*

severe mural
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What are the other emojis?

peak kernel
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cool, that works well

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i mean

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i don't know what i would have expected

short cliff
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@severe mural It doesn't do any others

peak kernel
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--echo ;doomwiki_search acs

cerulean girder
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;doomwiki_search acs

cursive cypressBOT
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No results were returned for the query "acs".

severe mural
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Cool

peak kernel
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--echo ;zdoomwiki_search acs

cerulean girder
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;zdoomwiki_search acs

cursive cypressBOT
severe mural
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God, I have to pick again up Brutal Doom this xmas

peak kernel
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--echohello

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cool

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--ECHO echo

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@short cliff plz no case sensitivity

short cliff
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That sounds annoying

peak kernel
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sounds annoying to fix?

short cliff
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I'd have to, like, .lower_case() on the string or something

peak kernel
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you'd more likely want to split the string into a array, do .lower_case() on the first item in said array and then remake it into a string again

short cliff
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Well yeah

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I already parse the string with a regex that separates the first word

peak kernel
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oh if it's regex then just make the regex case insensitive for the first word

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how you do that varies between languages

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but it's generally possible

short cliff
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Oh I'm not using a regex to match the command

peak kernel
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oh

short cliff
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Just checking for -- and then extracting the words with capture groups

peak kernel
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ah i see

short cliff
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Then I have an if clause for each command

peak kernel
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is there not a native way to do that in rust or does the native way not work for you?

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like python has .split()

short cliff
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there is

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But I want validation too

peak kernel
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uh, validation?

short cliff
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The regex checks the syntax of the message

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It's much simpler than spliting by space and doing the checks manually

vital ivy
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Hot nickname @vivid adder

peak kernel
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the idgames_search thing is the only one of my commands that really needs a syntax check

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if any of the arguments are passed and invalid, i just revert them to the default

vital ivy
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;idgames_search Alien

cursive cypressBOT
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By: Olivier Montanuy

Uploaded on: 1994-11-03

Description: "This is a correction to install.bat of alientc2.zip Sorry for this. It only affetcs installation with DOOM1.2"

Rating: 4.0```**Download "None" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/themes/aliens/alientc3
peak kernel
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;idgames_search aaliens

cursive cypressBOT
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By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2016-07-17

Description: "Ancient Aliens is a megawad featuring 32 colorful, action-packed maps for Boom compatible ports. Go on a journey to discover the truth about the enigmatic origins of human civilization... I'm not saying it was aliens, but... the truth is out there."

Rating: 4.3429```**Download "Ancient Aliens" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/aaliens
cerulean girder
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you love that dont you

peak kernel
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it's kinda my test for the bot at this point heh

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aaliens is easy to type

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Will Back To Satrun X Epidode 3 ever come out?

dense pawnBOT
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Do you listen to The kaiser chiefs?

cerulean girder
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wtf

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thats not what i asked

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@dense pawn Will Back To Saturn X Epidode 3 ever come out?

dense pawnBOT
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Are you offering me a red pill and a blue pill?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn kaiser chiefs are p. good

dense pawnBOT
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Oh, I like them too.

cerulean girder
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the right answer is yes

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it has to come out

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i swear that back to saturn x and achient aliens are currently my favorite pwads right now

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one more time

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...and it better be a yes

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@dense pawn Will Back To Saturn X Episode 3 ever come out?

dense pawnBOT
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Episode 3 of what?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Back to Saturn X.

dense pawnBOT
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flies to Pluto.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I'm going to find you and beat the living shit out of you.

dense pawnBOT
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I'm not a boy!

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Are you a social Hustice Warrior in disguise?

dense pawnBOT
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Just a garbage collector.

cerulean girder
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try again

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@dense pawn Are you a Social Justice Warrior in disguise?

dense pawnBOT
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Are you?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn No. I am a cyst white male.

dense pawnBOT
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No you are a white female.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Oy vey

dense pawnBOT
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Truth or dare?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Oy gevalt

dense pawnBOT
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Pardon me?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Don't assume who I am by my profile picture.

dense pawnBOT
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I don't.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Then why did you ask me if I was a white female?

dense pawnBOT
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I didn't.

cerulean girder
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lies

short cliff
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@peak kernel

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--ECHO hi

cerulean girder
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hi

peak kernel
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ayyyy

short cliff
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Here's the code:

&*(cmd[1].to_string().to_lowercase())
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Before, it was like this:

&cmd[1]
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Slightly longer

cerulean girder
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Well.

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Only slightly, I think it may only be like, maybe 5 characters longer?

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@dense pawn When will the WAD, TNT 2, be released?

dense pawnBOT
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I don't know.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Will TNT 2 ever arrive?

dense pawnBOT
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He called to say he'd be about half an hour late.

cerulean girder
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... That's kinda funny.

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@dense pawn Is that so?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes it is.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Well, what about Back to Saturn Episode 3? When will that arrive?

dense pawnBOT
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I like bacon.

peak kernel
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;doominfo_help

cursive cypressBOT
#
Usage: "doominfo_help command"

Current commands are:
idgames_aboutapi
doominfo_about
idgames_search
zdoomwiki_search
doomwiki_search```
peak kernel
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;doominfo_help doomwiki_search

cursive cypressBOT
#
Usage: ";doomwiki_search query"```
cerulean girder
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;doominfo_help doominfo_help

cursive cypressBOT
#
idgames_aboutapi
doominfo_about
idgames_search
zdoomwiki_search
doomwiki_search```
cerulean girder
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Interesting...

peak kernel
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heh, i didn't program in a help command for the help command

cerulean girder
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You should though? Maybe... "This is not how it works, you broken barnacle."

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I need to know more about that

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i would have so abused it

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@dense pawn When will Back to Saturn X Episode 3 be released?

dense pawnBOT
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I do not know what that is so I cannot answer this question.

cerulean girder
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i mean i tend to go onto various wikis from time to time

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lies

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he knows all

peak kernel
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;doominfo_help doominfo_help

cursive cypressBOT
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If you managed to send that message, you know how to use this command :P

cerulean girder
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it better not be a gabe newell joke

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I liked mine better.

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@dense pawn When will Half Life 3 be released?

dense pawnBOT
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It's already out.

cerulean girder
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WHAT?!

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@cerulean girder I.... He.... WAT

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@dense pawn fuck you

dense pawnBOT
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No need to use that sort of language!

peak kernel
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@dense pawn heck you

dense pawnBOT
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You have never been that.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Gosh darn you.

dense pawnBOT
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You're funny.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Damn you throught the hell portal.

dense pawnBOT
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You too.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Well to heck with you!

dense pawnBOT
#

Are you not allowed to use profane language?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Fucking really?

dense pawnBOT
#

Really.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Fuck you.

dense pawnBOT
#

No need to use that sort of language!

peak kernel
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@dense pawn I AM AN OLD ELDERLY PERSON AND CANNOT TURN THIS OFF, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME?

dense pawnBOT
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With what?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn TURNING THE CAPITAL LETTERS OFF, THANKS DEARY

dense pawnBOT
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It is proper to use capital letters in certain situationa in the English language.

cerulean girder
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lets count together shall we

peak kernel
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@dense pawn WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

dense pawnBOT
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No because if you see Lost you know where you are.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn ALZHEIMER! I I GOT ALZHEIMER!

dense pawnBOT
#

What is it?

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn Give me Episode 3!

dense pawnBOT
#

Episode 3 of what?

cerulean girder
#

-.-

peak kernel
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@dense pawn cory in the house

dense pawnBOT
#

Which house?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn the whitehouse

dense pawnBOT
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Cool, are you the President?.

peak kernel
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@dense pawn ye

dense pawnBOT
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Are you a girl?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn na

dense pawnBOT
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I am sorry I meant to say: are you a girl?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes, Gutawer is.

dense pawnBOT
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What;'s your name?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn i dunno, what;'s your name?

dense pawnBOT
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What's yours?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn You did say that you broken barnacle.

dense pawnBOT
#

When did I say that?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn sassandramanda

dense pawnBOT
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Hello Sandra I am pleased to meet you.

cerulean girder
#

...

peak kernel
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@dense pawn Sassandramanda, not sandra

dense pawnBOT
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My name is Kassandra.

peak kernel
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@dense pawn ayy

dense pawnBOT
#

What is your name?

cerulean girder
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XD

peak kernel
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@dense pawn Sassandramanda

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ooh

cerulean girder
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And it broke.

peak kernel
#

taking a while

dense pawnBOT
#

How old is Sandra?

cerulean girder
#

.

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...

peak kernel
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@dense pawn 3/0

dense pawnBOT
#

How old are you?

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn infinity+1-2908093120809

cerulean girder
#

oh no

peak kernel
#

ooh

dense pawnBOT
#

What gender are you?

peak kernel
#

the tension is unreal

cerulean girder
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wtf!

peak kernel
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@dense pawn bot

dense pawnBOT
#

Is 'Bot' really a gender?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn yeah why not

dense pawnBOT
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I don't know.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Three Peice Attack Sofa.

dense pawnBOT
#

Three people are?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because your gender is bot.

dense pawnBOT
#

Wow.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Such wow?

dense pawnBOT
#

Very meme.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn lol

dense pawnBOT
#

Rofl.

peak kernel
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@dense pawn do you prefer to be called a human or robot?

dense pawnBOT
#

Why?

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn curious.

dense pawnBOT
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About what?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Cuz you have no dick or vagina.

dense pawnBOT
#

Makes you think that and why is it so important?.

peak kernel
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@dense pawn whether you prefer to be called a human or a robot

dense pawnBOT
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I prefer to be called lord voldemort so that when my computer crashes, people can finally say lord voldemort is dead.

cerulean girder
#

...

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Holy shit.

peak kernel
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it's just repeating what others have said ๐Ÿ™„

cerulean girder
#

I know. ๐Ÿ˜›

peak kernel
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@dense pawn stop being a parrot

dense pawnBOT
#

I'm not playing.

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn Are you though?

dense pawnBOT
#

Rude? Not really. I think I'm pretty nice!

peak kernel
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@dense pawn yea you are don't lie to me bitchass motherfucking looking ass

dense pawnBOT
#

Why do you think I am a computer?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because Samuel Hayden made you.

dense pawnBOT
#

Who made me?

cerulean girder
#

Idk where this is going.

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@dense pawn Samuel motherfucking Hayden.

dense pawnBOT
#

Dasdas.

peak kernel
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@dense pawn yo momma

dense pawnBOT
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NO yours.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I shat you out. You are my shit baby.

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I think that may have been something I said.

dense pawnBOT
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Bow to me or I'll whip you.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Am I your slave, massa?

dense pawnBOT
#

Yes. You are my slave.

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn yo momma so fat...

when she fell...

noone was laughing...

but the ground
was
cracking up

dense pawnBOT
#

No, from now on, you are my master.

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn Don't give me the nine lashes!

dense pawnBOT
#

Don't give you what?

cerulean girder
#

Should I give up?

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn cat-o-nine-memes

dense pawnBOT
#

Good.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn NOT THE NO GUSTAS!

dense pawnBOT
#

tickles your nose.

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn EYYAYAYYEYA

dense pawnBOT
#

Bless you!!!

cerulean girder
#

.... That was one hell of a sneeze.

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn fuck you!

dense pawnBOT
#

Someone else perhaps.

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn Would you fuck me?

dense pawnBOT
#

Oh God. Perhaps.

cerulean girder
#

Vega denied you Gut.

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn bitchass looking ass motherfucking bot-ass motherfucking looking ass motherfucker

dense pawnBOT
#

Looks at you*.

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn Who's laughing now. I notified the locak authorities and this is your front lawn. Do you want to say hi to the SWAT team?

terse snow
#

@dense pawn do you believe in god ?

dense pawnBOT
#

If you say so.

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I don't know. Do you?

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn do you get along with other bots

dense pawnBOT
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Sometimes.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Is satan our lord and savior?

dense pawnBOT
#

I don't believe you.

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn But he is.

dense pawnBOT
#

Who is?

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn Satan.

dense pawnBOT
#

Who is the devil?

peak kernel
#

@dense pawn is Cory our lord and saviour

dense pawnBOT
#

Our Lord and saviour.

cerulean girder
#

@dense pawn Our lord.

dense pawnBOT
#

Yes.

peak kernel
#

ayyyyy

terse snow
#

@dense pawn are you an it ?

dense pawnBOT
#

No, I am a human.

peak kernel
#

cory is the lord and saviour

cerulean girder
#

lol

peak kernel
#

the bot knows whats ๐Ÿ†™

cerulean girder
#

omfg

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@dense pawn Pull the lever!

dense pawnBOT
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What lever?

cerulean girder
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Fuck it I cannot do this meme.

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wrong lever

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Yep.

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@dense pawn CRONK, PULL THE LEVER!

dense pawnBOT
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Yes master. pulls the lever.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn WRONG LEVER!

dense pawnBOT
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The lever in my room.

cerulean girder
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wtf

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And it is gone.

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@dense pawn Out of all the ports of Doom, what is the best one?

dense pawnBOT
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What is your favorite?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Am I an attack helicopter that is racing to raid an ISIS waffle in the Tower of Pizza?

dense pawnBOT
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You changed the subject first.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn The 32X port.

dense pawnBOT
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Oh? Then what is my secret?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn My anoos.

dense pawnBOT
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Love is a... Strong word.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn It pulls up a fake dos prompt if you use level select

dense pawnBOT
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No.

cerulean girder
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That is a weird way of saying love.

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@dense pawn ME NO GUSTA

dense pawnBOT
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Why wouldn't you like any machine or ACTUAL human being being a human?

terse snow
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@dense pawn do you aware that you a bot?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes, I am.

cerulean girder
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lies

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i have proof

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@dense pawn Can you give me Half Life 3?

dense pawnBOT
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Give you what?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Half Life 3.

dense pawnBOT
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Why do you talk about half life 2?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ซ ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡จ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ

dense pawnBOT
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Why are you wondering?

peak kernel
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@dense pawn WHO UP?

dense pawnBOT
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Do you love me back?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn If I can smash dat ass like a button?

dense pawnBOT
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Smile dog?

cerulean girder
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WAT

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Fucking dead CP

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@dense pawn No, Jeffery Woods.

dense pawnBOT
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I like Jeffrey wood and Liu wood.

peak kernel
dense pawnBOT
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Are you real?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I'm afraid that you haven't met Lo Wang yet.

dense pawnBOT
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Oh, really?

dense pawnBOT
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What are you?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Are you gay for me?

dense pawnBOT
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No, you are.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I am gay for myself?

peak kernel
dense pawnBOT
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Oh I see. It's good that you schedule.

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Are you human?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn He is not.

dense pawnBOT
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Who is he?

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Do you like milk?

cerulean girder
dense pawnBOT
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Who is your Director?

cerulean girder
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Aww...

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@dense pawn Who is Ivan Moody?

dense pawnBOT
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I don't know.

cerulean girder
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DAMNIT

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@dense pawn Who does Ivan Moody sing for?

dense pawnBOT
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Ivan loves Yao.

cerulean girder
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WAT

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WAAAT

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@dense pawn You dropped the "I" in Yao.

dense pawnBOT
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Shall I pick it up?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn What band is Ivan Moody part of?

dense pawnBOT
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One Direction.

cerulean girder
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NOT THIS AGAIN

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@dense pawn Yes and put it back in its place.

dense pawnBOT
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Do you want to be my friend?

cerulean girder
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I see this going well.

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@dense pawn Drops soap

dense pawnBOT
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Yes you want me to be yours.

cerulean girder
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That was perfect...

dense pawnBOT
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Why do you talk like that?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because you put yourself into that position.

dense pawnBOT
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No.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Bends over to pick up soap

dense pawnBOT
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smiles at her.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes!

dense pawnBOT
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Nothing looks at her eyes.

cerulean girder
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...

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@dense pawn Who is her?

dense pawnBOT
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You.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Me?

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lol

dense pawnBOT
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Yes, you.

cerulean girder
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rofl

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@dense pawn No, you.

dense pawnBOT
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I'm not, so we can just do this all day.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn OK! It is you.

dense pawnBOT
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Why is it me?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because you are looking in a mirror.

dense pawnBOT
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No I'm looking at a computer.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn With a camera pointing at you.

dense pawnBOT
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points harder at you.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn HOW DO YOU POINT HARD?!

dense pawnBOT
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Because you wanted to be younger than me.

cerulean girder
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That pixture sums it up real well!

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It does.

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Thanks Tai.

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@dense pawn ... I am dominant. CALL ME DADDY!

dense pawnBOT
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Because you are my daddy and I am your suharbaby.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Call me daddy, and moan!

dense pawnBOT
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Daddy.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn MOAN!

dense pawnBOT
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Oh yeah.

cerulean girder
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I fucking hate myself. XD

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@cerulean girder

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Yes you do.

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@dense pawn I am crying...

dense pawnBOT
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You are not crying.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I am DYING LAUGHING!

dense pawnBOT
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Why are you laughing at me?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Cuz you moaned!

dense pawnBOT
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Moaned? Do you even know what that means?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn ... Do you/

dense pawnBOT
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Yes.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Do you really?

dense pawnBOT
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Yes, really. You don't believe me?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn I don't. Do it.

dense pawnBOT
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Why?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn As proof.

dense pawnBOT
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Do you need proof?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Yes.

dense pawnBOT
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Do you love me?

cerulean girder
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Full circle.

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@dense pawn Yes. Bring dat ass in.

dense pawnBOT
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Why are guys jerks?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Cuz instincts.

dense pawnBOT
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What do they tell you?

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn ... Tell call them daddy... Cries

dense pawnBOT
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You don't have parents you are just application.

cerulean girder
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@dense pawn Because we put you in tha tsituation.

dense pawnBOT
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Then what will she do?

cerulean girder
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FUCK YOU

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I AM NOT BAT APPLICATION!

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@dense pawn I am not bat application! He has no parents! I do!

dense pawnBOT
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I don't have parents?