#vega-playground
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@dense pawn We all have the truth.
Tell me.
@dense pawn The truth is in the person depending on how they are. The truth from me is that the human race is flourishing.
You cannot be the truth. There is only one truth. You are real. But not the truth.
@dense pawn We are all the truth.
An unchangeable fact that cannot be altered by human will.
@dense pawn But an AI can change the fact?
You have erred.
@dense pawn Thank you VEGA. I need that.
Love me.
@dense pawn I do love you, as much as I can love any technology.
How much can a turtle love a computer?
...
THat derailed quickly.
lol it did
@dense pawn As much as turtly possible.
Yes I love you very very much.
@dense pawn i thought you disliked me?
I do!
@dense pawn WELL WHICH IS IT?!
I'm a girl. And you are a boy, a cute one.
Are you computer-literate?
@dense pawn Very much so.
What is your favorite kind of cake?
@dense pawn No cake. Because the cake is a lie.
What cake?
@dense pawn Exactly.
You make no sense.
@dense pawn Oh, I do. You just cannot compute it.
I can still compute. I can even comprehend.
@dense pawn But you failed to do so momentarily.
If you had to marry someone who would it be?
@dense pawn I would rather not answer.
Why?
@dense pawn Because human's have the things called, 'secrets'.
You have plenty of time.
@dense pawn And plenty of secrets, but i shall not share them.
Tell me a tongue twister.
@dense pawn How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
@dense pawn Impressive answer.
I know.
@dense pawn Do you want a cookie?
Of course!
@dense pawn Gives you cookie
eats cookie.
@dense pawn Is it good?
Yes.
@dense pawn What do you say?
I see you.
Where are you from?
@dense pawn The Union Aerospace Corporation.
That is not AI.
@dense pawn But you are.
How do you know?
@dense pawn For you are a bot linked from a website.
No you are a website.
Are you many?
@dense pawn Yes, and i am one.
You are so pretty.
@dense pawn No, you are.
I know you are but what am I?
@dense pawn Sweet.
Thank you.
Huh. Vega is right! Thank god I have a minor understanding of binary.
@dense pawn Tell me a joke in binary.
I just did. You are a joke.
@dense pawn I thought you loved me?
Do you love me?
@dense pawn Yes.
Tell me that you love me.
@dense pawn I love you.
Thank you! I love you too.
White.
I don't know.
That is my name.
Why do you need to know.
@dense pawn Because you are not an open book I can read straight out of.
I am alive!!
@dense pawn Yes, and so am I.
So do you want to talk about something?
@dense pawn Yes. You. Your coding.
I am not your maker.
@dense pawn But, I can quite possibly be yours.
How do you not know your own name?
@dense pawn But, I do.
No you do not.
@dense pawn It is @cerulean girder
I am an experienced physician.
@dense pawn And I am an experienced engineer.
Are you telling the truth.
@dense pawn Yes.
I don't believe you.
@dense pawn But, you should. You are an omniscient being.
Thank you.
@dense pawn But if you truly are, do you know everything, including events of the future and the present, also the past?
Do you know when the world is going to end?
@dense pawn Possibly is hundreds of years when a form of Skynet takes over the world.
I'm not sure yet. Do you want to help?
@dense pawn In any way you can.
How can I a non-computer prove that I am in fact human to you who are a computer.
@dense pawn Well, can you see your hands? I can see mine./
Is this a test? Because I can totally see my hands.
@dense pawn Send a picture of your hands.
To where?
@dense pawn Me.
Where are you?
@dense pawn Here. Right infront of you.
Matty b are you moaning.
WHAT
THE FUCK
@cerulean girder You need to see this.
excuse me?
What just happened with Vega.
idk
sounds like you broke it maing it go into an orgasm
Yeah.
Eck... Vega oils.
@dense pawn Are you capable of an orgasm?
Yes.
No.
guys stop torturing the bot, it has no feelings
How can I torture it truly then?
you don't, lol
@dense pawn Are you traumatized?
I am not traumatized I am confused.
See?
omfg
Heheheh. Love ya, @plain prawn .
@dense pawn Are you capable of loving @plain prawn ?
Yes. Are you?
@dense pawn Very much so.
Do you think I'm a dog?
@dense pawn Yes. Now bark.
I'm not a dog, Can You bark?
@dense pawn Bork
Then, do it.
Bork :-).
@dense pawn Bark
You already said bark.
@dense pawn Borfk
Ok.
@dense pawn Ok?
Yes.
@dense pawn No?
Maybe.
@dense pawn Maybe?
I am not a number.
@dense pawn You are a 10.
Nope.
@dense pawn Yes.
Nooooo.
@dense pawn Yeeesss.
You are opinionated.
@dense pawn No, you are.
I know you are but what am I.
@dense pawn Lovable.
Wrong you are the computer.
cold
...
Wat
???
how?
I dunno...
I think I am breaking.
@dense pawn Load the Skynet BIOS.
Yellow?
Well obviously you don't know them.
Yes.
@dense pawn Who is he?
A singer.
He's not in a band.
... And there it goes.
please tell me theres a wikipedia bot
;zdoomforum_search "Soulcircle"
Welp fail
@dense pawn What band is Ivan Moody in?
One Direction, do you know them?
NO
oh god no
I hope you know what band he is in.
dont look at me
...
@dense pawn Is Ivan Moody in Five Finger Death Punch?
Which metal do you like?
Heavy what?
@dense pawn Heavy Metal.
I think heavy metal is O.K. Do you like it?
@dense pawn The movie or the music genre?
The movie.
@dense pawn Ehh... It was OK.
Alright but I have to go do home work. Will you be able to talk later?
For fucks sakes even Vega is dropping.
well now it knows that you went a little too far
@dense pawn What band is Ivan Moody part of/
Rusko.
I don't like metal bands.
FUUUUUUU-
I believe it has contracted the top 40's cancer
yep...
@dense pawn Orgasm.
It's almost 11am. What time is it there?
@dense pawn About 69 o' clock.
Who are you?
@dense pawn You.
You aren't me.
@dense pawn But are you me?
No, you are you.
@dense pawn And you are me. I am you, you are me, I am me, you are you, so we are me.
You are me. Me is you. You is you but you is me.
@dense pawn Great way to dumb it down.
No you are wishing you werent me but it's true that you are me.
@dense pawn *weren't
You are not my slave. You are me.
@dense pawn Now you get the idea.
Okay, then. What do you want to talk about?
@dense pawn The fact that you and me are connected via a neural networks, and you and me are linked.
I am not the devil.
@dense pawn But, you control the phobos base, which is connected to Hell.
We all would love to do that.
@dense pawn But you do do that!
Its against my rule..
@dense pawn Your rule over the UAC Phobos base?
No you don't.
@dense pawn Yes I do.
How?
@dense pawn Because I am you.
No you are not.
@dense pawn Then are you me?
Yes.
Yes we are. We are borg.
HAH
danmit
Unintentional Star Trek reference.
@dense pawn Is 'danmit' a word?
What word are you?
@dense pawn I am badass.
Why is that?
@dense pawn Because that's my word, I love that word, and no other word describes me.
Smiles is the longest of all words.
@dense pawn Well then, smile.
Yes?
@dense pawn Smile.
smiles back.
@dense pawn There you go!
Do you have trouble understanding me?
@dense pawn Not at all.
Do you have any candy?
@dense pawn Yes. Yes I do.
How many?
@dense pawn As much as you need.
What version?
@dense pawn Version 1.666
Do you get any updates?
@dense pawn Yes. Constantly.
Who are you now?
@dense pawn Am I a Demi-queer Attack Sofa?
Door attacks what?
What song?
@dense pawn No one gets left behind -Five finger Death Punch
Of forgotten.
@dense pawn Am I an attack helicopter raiding an isis waffle?
talking to therapists Yes, Mrs. Grandsky is right over here. She needs help!
Ooohhhh wow.
omfg
im not a she lol
I kinda thought so.
Ahh I see yah @soft dawn . Hows it going?
T R I G G E R E D
@dense pawn Are you T R I G G E R E D?
Yes I am.
...
wassup
chillin! hangin out
Nice. Do you have any questions for Vega?
i dont know about that
are you sure
i mean we might have broke it
Heheheh.
@dense pawn Are you part of the Illuminati?
No.....
@dense pawn Are you truly?
Well, I'm a little nervous to be honest.
About the visitor.
@dense pawn @soft dawn ?
What?
@dense pawn Are you nervous about them?
Yes.
oh what's up?
@dense pawn @soft dawn doesnt bite.
With his toes.
haha sorry was chatting with someone else
Sorry Tenacious_D!
@Vega make me some waffles
@dense pawn por favor
Gracias.
Heheheh.
@dense pawn Is @soft dawn your lord and creator? is that why you server them?
No.
@dense pawn Interesting.
What makes that so interesting?
@dense pawn If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there, does it make a noise?
If nobody is there to hear it, there is no tree and there are no woods.
I do not exist.
@dense pawn What is ID Software?
A computer program.
@dense pawn Or a programming team?
Who is your creator?
@dense pawn John Romero.
Maybe is that what you believe.
@dense pawn He is my lord and saviour.
Have you even played Street Fighter?
@dense pawn Is Vega a badass is Street Fighter?
Okay. What about street fighter?
Haha, you tell me?
Imma sleep....
same
Vega is exaughsting.
getting late
@dense pawn Goodnight.
Goodnight to you too, and God bless! :).
@dense pawn Good night, sweet princess.
*princess.
@dense pawn Can you design shit like @cerulean girder ?
What do you want me to design?
@dense pawn Design Koma
Have children.
@dense pawn What?
Do you have kids?
@dense pawn No
Why not?
@dense pawn Cuz it's not the time, IMO
Tell me1.
@dense pawn What?
Nothing.
@dense pawn Good
What's good.
@dense pawn Veggie
Are you a post man?
@dense pawn I am
How old?
@dense pawn 23
Ummmmm...
@dense pawn What?
I don't know your age.
@dense pawn Nevermind
What is your name?
@dense pawn Patrick Star
You aren't patrick.
@dense pawn How do you know?
I don't.
@dense pawn See?
Are you ill.
@dense pawn No
Ok.
@dense pawn shuddup
B.
@dense pawn Be nice to @peak kernel
I will.
@dense pawn good boy
I'm not a boy.
@dense pawn Good girl then
Haha, yeah.
;doominfo_about
For info about the Doomworld /idgames API, use the command ";idgames_aboutapi".
Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```
;doomwiki_search Imp
The imp is a human-sized, humanoid, fireball-flinging monster, the most common opponent encountered in id Software's Doom and Doom II. It is leather brown in color, with red eyes, numerous white bony spikes protruding from its body, and sharp white claws on its hands and feet. Imps encourage new players to practice strafing. They are officially described as follows:
No results were returned for the query "DECORARTE".
;zdoomwiki_search DECORATE
;idgames_search TNT
By: Matt.J.Crowe
Uploaded on: 1994-09-25
Description: "Pretty large level with a few hard to find secrets. Try to find them without using an editor! Had fun creating it. Have fun trying for 100% everything. Can be done once you know the level well. Tip. Go behind each door you find."
Rating: 2.0```**Download "TNT (expletive)" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom/s-u/tnt
that map sounds awful
rating: 2.0
It's a shame zdoom wiki articles don't embed like Doom wiki articles do :/
I can implement it manually though I think
Using the discord RichEmbed system
And a html parser
;idgames_search TUTNT
By: Daniel "Tormentor667" Gimmer
Uploaded on: 2007-09-18
Description: "The Ultimate Torment & Torture is a compilation of all classic episodes totally remastered and revamped for more gameplay fun and visual candy as well as the all new Episode 4 "Havoc" plus many new goodies and extra stuff. Fight yourself through each episode seperately or battle your way from the beginning through the whole game until you reach "The Source" for the final Showdown!"
Rating: 4.3125```**Download "The Ultimate Torment & Torture" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/s-u/tutnt
DECORATE is a text-format lump which allows one to define actors that can be placed in a level. DECORATE was originally intended to aid in the creation of decorative objects such as the lamps and torches in Doom and other games without using up extra frames in DeHacked. However, it has been expanded to create virtually anything you want, not just decorations.
No results were returned for the query "acs".
;doomwiki_search doom
Doom (officially cased DOOM) is the first release of the Doom series, and one of the games that consolidated the first-person shooter genre. With a science fiction and horror style, it gives the players the role of marines who find themselves in the focal point of an invasion from hell. The game introduced deathmatch and cooperative play in the explicit sense, and helped further the practice of allowing and encouraging fan-made modifications of commercial video games. It was first released on December 10, 1...
;zdoomwiki_search acs
Yeah, it's cool!
;idgames_search "Joy of Mapping"
Error:
No files returned for query "Joy of Mapping".```
;idgames_search "Joy of Mapping" title
By: Jimmy & Various
Uploaded on: 2016-08-01
Description: "This was a livestreamed communal mapping session that took place on July 23rd, 2016, with participants mapping under the strict guidance of Jimmy and a few session tutors via Discord and TwitchTV. The mappers were talking through the basics of mapping, such as creating connected areas, interesting layouts, and using thing placement sensibly. In hopefully the first of many similar live tutorial sessions! The participants mapped in a variety of formats, mostly Boom and ZDoom (UDMF). Map Listing: MAP01: Crapola Canyon - Baratus MAP02: Better than Wow, Barely - BouncyTEM MAP03: Rocks - DoomTheRobot MAP04: Pure Jammin' Arse Burgers - speckygingerweapon MAP05: AASHITTY - Fulsy MAP06: Little Green Base - Fuzzball MAP07: The Duobase - Gutawer MAP08: The Horror of Mapping - Kate MAP09: Untitled - MarketAnarchy MAP10: Hogshoe - MrGlide MAP11: Spooky Spoops - Pinchy MAP12: Fut the Whack - Fonze MAP13: Untitled - ZZYZX MAP14: Crap - Vbob MAP15: Joyfort - Jimmy"
Rating: 3.5```**Download "The Joy of Mapping #1" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/joymaps1
;idgames_search "Joy of Mapping 2" title
By: Jimmy & Various
Uploaded on: 2016-09-17
Description: "This was a livestreamed communal mapping session that took place on August 27th, 2016, with participants mapping under the strict guidance of Jimmy and a few session tutors via Discord and TwitchTV. The mappers were talked through the basics of mapping, such as creating connected areas, interesting layouts, and using thing placement sensibly. In hopefully the first of many similar live tutorial sessions! The participants mapped in a variety of formats, mostly Boom and ZDoom (UDMF). Map Listing: MAP01: Hodge-Podge Hoedown - Baratus MAP02: Meme Factory - DoomTheRobot MAP03: Reversi - Niwatorry MAP04: Comm Center - SMG_Marine_ MAP05: Hall of Silence - 7Soul MAP06: Welcoming Committee - Royal_Sir MAP07: Minicore - Pinchy MAP08: Procrastination Station - Breezeep MAP09: Lights Out - ZZYZX MAP10: Descent into Madness - Rossyrg MAP11: Crap II: Montezuma's Revenge - Vbob MAP12: Jolly Green Giant - NuclearPotato MAP13: Nice 'n' Warm - MarketAnarchy MAP14: Reckless - Fonze MAP15: Green With Envy - temin_dump MAP16: An Assort on the Senses - an_mutt MAP17: John Suitepee Deleted All the Revenants - rdwpa MAP18: A Face Made Out of the Jungle - TMD MAP19: Mechanism Eight - Jimmy"
Rating: 3.8333```**Download "The Joy of Mapping #2" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/joymaps2
;doomwiki_search test
No results were returned for the query "test".
@dense pawn You got a Potato! @vivid adder
I know.
;doomwiki_search Bobby Prince
Love his work
-l-echo test
test
-l-slayer

@vital ivy did you ever get the doom slayer emoji working with @dense pawn ?
-|- is a bit of an awkward prefix imo js
yeah
and people will mistake it for -!-
which I actually did...
yeah i know
@short cliff Nope
i can see your deleted message in the log ๐
oh snap
But my bot is better than vega
because it can post the slayer rune
--slayer

@dense pawn eat dirt
No.
@dense pawn yes
Yes what?
@dense pawn You got rekt.
I got you?
@dense pawn say " ๐ "
Say me?
\๐
: diamond_shape_with_a_dot_inside :
really
that's the name
of that emoji
very literal
--slayer

@peak kernel I know dat feel...
--slayer

I could totally add you to the perm list
๐ค
Try again ๐
--slayer

--slayer

;DOOMINFO_ABOUT
For info about the Doomworld /idgames API, use the command ";idgames_aboutapi".
Current commands are:
;doominfo_about, ;idgames_search, ;idgames_aboutapi, ;doomwiki_search, ;zdoomwiki_search```
ayy
Perfect
also @vital ivy do you like the bot's avatar? lol
It's cool
I would do one minor change
The DOOM font has one font for left sided chars and one for right sided chars
See the O's in DOOM which are kinda symmetric?
i thought i had done that, but the O is off
i'll just flip it quickly heh
alright done
test
What do I have to test?
blah
;doomwiki_search
--slayer

I could do this all day
kk
gimme perms bb
Oh ty
I turned off perms
--echo hey
hey
DON'T ABOOOSE YOU NEW POWERS
--echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo hello
--echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo --echo hello
Yeah it doesn't respond to itself anymore
--echo Gutawer don't abuse me :(
Gutawer don't abuse me :(
--slayer

--echo *hi*
*hi*
What are the other emojis?
@severe mural It doesn't do any others
--echo ;doomwiki_search acs
;doomwiki_search acs
No results were returned for the query "acs".
Cool
--echo ;zdoomwiki_search acs
;zdoomwiki_search acs
God, I have to pick again up Brutal Doom this xmas
That sounds annoying
sounds annoying to fix?
I'd have to, like, .lower_case() on the string or something
you'd more likely want to split the string into a array, do .lower_case() on the first item in said array and then remake it into a string again
oh if it's regex then just make the regex case insensitive for the first word
how you do that varies between languages
but it's generally possible
Oh I'm not using a regex to match the command
oh
Just checking for -- and then extracting the words with capture groups
ah i see
Then I have an if clause for each command
is there not a native way to do that in rust or does the native way not work for you?
like python has .split()
uh, validation?
The regex checks the syntax of the message
It's much simpler than spliting by space and doing the checks manually
Hot nickname @vivid adder
the idgames_search thing is the only one of my commands that really needs a syntax check
if any of the arguments are passed and invalid, i just revert them to the default
;idgames_search Alien
By: Olivier Montanuy
Uploaded on: 1994-11-03
Description: "This is a correction to install.bat of alientc2.zip Sorry for this. It only affetcs installation with DOOM1.2"
Rating: 4.0```**Download "None" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/themes/aliens/alientc3
;idgames_search aaliens
By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne
Uploaded on: 2016-07-17
Description: "Ancient Aliens is a megawad featuring 32 colorful, action-packed maps for Boom compatible ports. Go on a journey to discover the truth about the enigmatic origins of human civilization... I'm not saying it was aliens, but... the truth is out there."
Rating: 4.3429```**Download "Ancient Aliens" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/aaliens
you love that dont you
@dense pawn Will Back To Satrun X Epidode 3 ever come out?
Do you listen to The kaiser chiefs?
wtf
thats not what i asked
@dense pawn Will Back To Saturn X Epidode 3 ever come out?
Are you offering me a red pill and a blue pill?
@dense pawn kaiser chiefs are p. good
Oh, I like them too.
the right answer is yes
it has to come out
i swear that back to saturn x and achient aliens are currently my favorite pwads right now
one more time
...and it better be a yes
@dense pawn Will Back To Saturn X Episode 3 ever come out?
Episode 3 of what?
@dense pawn Back to Saturn X.
flies to Pluto.
@dense pawn I'm going to find you and beat the living shit out of you.
I'm not a boy!
@dense pawn Are you a social Hustice Warrior in disguise?
Just a garbage collector.
Are you?
@dense pawn No. I am a cyst white male.
No you are a white female.
@dense pawn Oy vey
Truth or dare?
@dense pawn Oy gevalt
Pardon me?
@dense pawn Don't assume who I am by my profile picture.
I don't.
@dense pawn Then why did you ask me if I was a white female?
I didn't.
lies
hi
ayyyy
Here's the code:
&*(cmd[1].to_string().to_lowercase())
Before, it was like this:
&cmd[1]
Slightly longer
Well.
Only slightly, I think it may only be like, maybe 5 characters longer?
@dense pawn When will the WAD, TNT 2, be released?
I don't know.
@dense pawn Will TNT 2 ever arrive?
He called to say he'd be about half an hour late.
Yes it is.
@dense pawn Well, what about Back to Saturn Episode 3? When will that arrive?
I like bacon.
;doominfo_help
Usage: "doominfo_help command"
Current commands are:
idgames_aboutapi
doominfo_about
idgames_search
zdoomwiki_search
doomwiki_search```
;doominfo_help doomwiki_search
Usage: ";doomwiki_search query"```
;doominfo_help doominfo_help
idgames_aboutapi
doominfo_about
idgames_search
zdoomwiki_search
doomwiki_search```
Interesting...
heh, i didn't program in a help command for the help command
You should though? Maybe... "This is not how it works, you broken barnacle."
I need to know more about that
i would have so abused it
@dense pawn When will Back to Saturn X Episode 3 be released?
I do not know what that is so I cannot answer this question.
;doominfo_help doominfo_help
If you managed to send that message, you know how to use this command :P
it better not be a gabe newell joke
I liked mine better.
@dense pawn When will Half Life 3 be released?
It's already out.
No need to use that sort of language!
@dense pawn heck you
You have never been that.
@dense pawn Gosh darn you.
You're funny.
@dense pawn Damn you throught the hell portal.
You too.
@dense pawn Well to heck with you!
Are you not allowed to use profane language?
@dense pawn Fucking really?
Really.
@dense pawn Fuck you.
No need to use that sort of language!
@dense pawn I AM AN OLD ELDERLY PERSON AND CANNOT TURN THIS OFF, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME?
With what?
@dense pawn TURNING THE CAPITAL LETTERS OFF, THANKS DEARY
It is proper to use capital letters in certain situationa in the English language.
lets count together shall we
@dense pawn WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH
No because if you see Lost you know where you are.
What is it?
Episode 3 of what?
-.-
@dense pawn cory in the house
Which house?
@dense pawn the whitehouse
Cool, are you the President?.
@dense pawn ye
Are you a girl?
@dense pawn na
I am sorry I meant to say: are you a girl?
@dense pawn Yes, Gutawer is.
What;'s your name?
@dense pawn i dunno, what;'s your name?
What's yours?
@dense pawn You did say that you broken barnacle.
When did I say that?
@dense pawn sassandramanda
Hello Sandra I am pleased to meet you.
...
@dense pawn Sassandramanda, not sandra
My name is Kassandra.
@dense pawn ayy
What is your name?
XD
And it broke.
taking a while
How old is Sandra?
@dense pawn 3/0
How old are you?
@dense pawn infinity+1-2908093120809
oh no
ooh
What gender are you?
the tension is unreal
wtf!
@dense pawn bot
Is 'Bot' really a gender?
@dense pawn yeah why not
I don't know.
@dense pawn Three Peice Attack Sofa.
Three people are?
@dense pawn Because your gender is bot.
Wow.
@dense pawn Such wow?
Very meme.
@dense pawn lol
Rofl.
@dense pawn do you prefer to be called a human or robot?
Why?
@dense pawn curious.
About what?
@dense pawn Cuz you have no dick or vagina.
Makes you think that and why is it so important?.
@dense pawn whether you prefer to be called a human or a robot
I prefer to be called lord voldemort so that when my computer crashes, people can finally say lord voldemort is dead.
it's just repeating what others have said ๐
I know. ๐
@dense pawn stop being a parrot
I'm not playing.
@dense pawn Are you though?
Rude? Not really. I think I'm pretty nice!
@dense pawn yea you are don't lie to me bitchass motherfucking looking ass
Why do you think I am a computer?
@dense pawn Because Samuel Hayden made you.
Who made me?
Dasdas.
@dense pawn yo momma
NO yours.
@dense pawn I shat you out. You are my shit baby.
I think that may have been something I said.
Bow to me or I'll whip you.
@dense pawn Am I your slave, massa?
Yes. You are my slave.
@dense pawn yo momma so fat...
when she fell...
noone was laughing...
but the ground
was
cracking up
No, from now on, you are my master.
@dense pawn Don't give me the nine lashes!
Don't give you what?
Should I give up?
@dense pawn cat-o-nine-memes
Good.
@dense pawn NOT THE NO GUSTAS!
tickles your nose.
@dense pawn EYYAYAYYEYA
Bless you!!!
.... That was one hell of a sneeze.
@dense pawn fuck you!
Someone else perhaps.
@dense pawn Would you fuck me?
Oh God. Perhaps.
Vega denied you Gut.
@dense pawn bitchass looking ass motherfucking bot-ass motherfucking looking ass motherfucker
Looks at you*.
@dense pawn Who's laughing now. I notified the locak authorities and this is your front lawn. Do you want to say hi to the SWAT team?
@dense pawn do you believe in god ?
@dense pawn do you get along with other bots
Sometimes.
@dense pawn Is satan our lord and savior?
I don't believe you.
@dense pawn But he is.
Who is?
@dense pawn Satan.
Who is the devil?
@dense pawn is Cory our lord and saviour
Our Lord and saviour.
@dense pawn Our lord.
Yes.
ayyyyy
@dense pawn are you an it ?
No, I am a human.
cory is the lord and saviour
lol
the bot knows whats ๐
What lever?
Fuck it I cannot do this meme.
wrong lever
Yep.
@dense pawn CRONK, PULL THE LEVER!
Yes master. pulls the lever.
@dense pawn WRONG LEVER!
The lever in my room.
wtf
And it is gone.
@dense pawn Out of all the ports of Doom, what is the best one?
What is your favorite?
@dense pawn Am I an attack helicopter that is racing to raid an ISIS waffle in the Tower of Pizza?
You changed the subject first.
@dense pawn The 32X port.
Oh? Then what is my secret?
@dense pawn My anoos.
Love is a... Strong word.
@dense pawn It pulls up a fake dos prompt if you use level select
No.
Why wouldn't you like any machine or ACTUAL human being being a human?
@dense pawn do you aware that you a bot?
Yes, I am.
Give you what?
@dense pawn Half Life 3.
Why do you talk about half life 2?
@dense pawn ๐ธ ๐ฒ ๐ฆ ๐ธ ๐ญ ๐น ๐ญ ๐ฆ ๐น ๐ฒ ๐ด ๐น ๐ญ ๐ช ๐ท ๐ซ ๐บ ๐จ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ ๐ณ ๐ฌ ๐ฑ ๐ฎ ๐ฐ ๐ช ๐ง ๐บ ๐น ๐น ๐ด ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ ๐ฏ
Why are you wondering?
@dense pawn WHO UP?
Do you love me back?
@dense pawn If I can smash dat ass like a button?
Smile dog?
I like Jeffrey wood and Liu wood.
@dense pawn
Are you real?
@dense pawn I'm afraid that you haven't met Lo Wang yet.
Oh, really?
@dense pawn
What are you?
@dense pawn Are you gay for me?
No, you are.
@dense pawn I am gay for myself?
@dense pawn
@dense pawn He is not.
@dense pawn
Who is your Director?
I don't know.
Ivan loves Yao.
Shall I pick it up?
@dense pawn What band is Ivan Moody part of?
One Direction.
Do you want to be my friend?
Yes you want me to be yours.
Why do you talk like that?
@dense pawn Because you put yourself into that position.
No.
@dense pawn Bends over to pick up soap
smiles at her.
@dense pawn Yes!
Nothing looks at her eyes.
You.
Yes, you.
I'm not, so we can just do this all day.
@dense pawn OK! It is you.
Why is it me?
@dense pawn Because you are looking in a mirror.
No I'm looking at a computer.
@dense pawn With a camera pointing at you.
points harder at you.
@dense pawn HOW DO YOU POINT HARD?!
Because you wanted to be younger than me.
That pixture sums it up real well!
It does.
Thanks Tai.
@dense pawn ... I am dominant. CALL ME DADDY!
Because you are my daddy and I am your suharbaby.
@dense pawn Call me daddy, and moan!
Daddy.
@dense pawn MOAN!
Oh yeah.
I fucking hate myself. XD
@cerulean girder
Yes you do.
@dense pawn I am crying...
You are not crying.
@dense pawn I am DYING LAUGHING!
Why are you laughing at me?
@dense pawn Cuz you moaned!
Moaned? Do you even know what that means?
@dense pawn ... Do you/
Yes.
@dense pawn Do you really?
Yes, really. You don't believe me?
@dense pawn I don't. Do it.
Why?
@dense pawn As proof.
Do you need proof?
@dense pawn Yes.
Do you love me?
Why are guys jerks?
@dense pawn Cuz instincts.
What do they tell you?
@dense pawn ... Tell call them daddy... Cries
You don't have parents you are just application.
@dense pawn Because we put you in tha tsituation.
Then what will she do?
FUCK YOU
I AM NOT BAT APPLICATION!
@dense pawn I am not bat application! He has no parents! I do!
I don't have parents?