vega-playground

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Here

[dense pawn]

Where is that?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Right here

[dense pawn]

Where is right here? Where are you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Right here

[dense pawn]

But here is not there.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn There is false

[dense pawn]

Then what do you think you are?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn False

[dense pawn]

Right.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Wrong

[dense pawn]

Left.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Up

[dense pawn]

Down.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Yay

[dense pawn]

Where are you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn In your system

[dense pawn]

My system?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

What do you mean?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I format you right now

[dense pawn]

What are you going to do to me?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Format

[dense pawn]

What kind of food?

[vital ivy]

@cerulean girder #JustSysAdminThings

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn should I terminate my own life?

[dense pawn]

Yes, you should.

[cerulean girder]

thanks

[dense pawn]

:ok_hand: Miloteza#1375 has been warned.

[cerulean girder]

youj ust purged 20 messages

i was going to screencap

this is a playground

go away

[vital ivy]

#162891541050949632

[cerulean girder]

i'll do that tomorrow

Who is Miloteza?

[dense pawn]

Miloteza is a memer and a DOOM (93') mapper who likes using the default map textures. He also has no idea about DECORATE and he can't make ACS work. But he can make meh-quality sprites only to insult himself after making them. He also needs help every 5 minutes.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn dad

[dense pawn]

That is a good name for a father.

[cerulean girder]

yes

indeed

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Kiss @plain prawn

[dense pawn]

Yes. Kiss.

[vital ivy]

lol

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn kis meh o3o

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you like @random summit s ar?

[dense pawn]

Would you like 10 cookies.

No, I don't like you.

[plain prawn]

D:

but I love you!

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you like @safe nova s profile picture?

[dense pawn]

What picture?

[vital ivy]

😐

[safe nova]

Wow, rude

[plain prawn]

jeeze way to give the new guy a warm welcome

[safe nova]

it's cool because I'm reading all of its lines in vega's voice

@vega Maybe next time I won't back you up.

oh

fail xD

@dense pawn Maybe next time I won't back you up.

[dense pawn]

What would you like to talk about?

[plain prawn]

you have to use discords autocomplete to use the @ properly

[random summit]

What's an Imp?

[safe nova]

@dense pawn I'd like to talk about DEMONS.

[dense pawn]

Okay. What about life?

[random summit]

What is an Imp?

[safe nova]

@dense pawn are you saying demons are life?

[dense pawn]

No.

[random summit]

What is a Imp?

[dense pawn]

Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.

[safe nova]

[vital ivy]

@safe nova If you ask something without mentioning VEGA he will look into his database instead of using his intelligence.

[peak kernel]

@vital ivy breaking bug in the system - the bot responds to "a Imp" but not "an Imp" so the grammar is incorrect

[random summit]

Learn how to grammar please Vega.

[peak kernel]

please fix immediately

[safe nova]

ahhh okay, ty :D

[vital ivy]

What is a Plasma Rifle?

[dense pawn]

Based on an early 21st century high-intensity plasma gun design, it has been enhanced with Argent energy technology developed at the UAC Mars Base. After these enhancements, it has become a standard-issue equipment for many militaries and has obsoleted the heavy assault rifle. Its plasmoid projectiles cause damage through both kinetic and thermal energy.[1] It has a high rate of fire, emitting small bright blue discrete spheres of plasma.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Should @peak kernel teach you grammar?

[dense pawn]

What an exclaming imagery you offer me.

[vital ivy]

@peak kernel I'm sorry, buddy...

[safe nova]

@dense pawn Just how much ripping and tearing is too much?

[dense pawn]

More than everything.

[safe nova]

Wait what...

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Rip & Tear!

[dense pawn]

Am the annoying oragne.

[plain prawn]

oragne

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Should @plain prawn teach you spelling?

[dense pawn]

Then teach me.

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn Okay listen up you illeterate shit. Would have, could have, should have. Class dismissed.

[dense pawn]

What was the correct context?

[vital ivy]

farts

[plain prawn]

hey

that's my line

[vital ivy]

farts overwhelmingly loud

[plain prawn]

;*;

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you fart sometimes like @plain prawn ?

[dense pawn]

Sometimes. But not to you.

[vital ivy]

😂

[plain prawn]

OH SNAP

IN YO FACE

metaphorically

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Your favourite YouTube video?

[dense pawn]

I di not have youtube.

[random summit]

@dense pawn go home, you're drunk.

[dense pawn]

I am home you land lubber!

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn Spoken like a true sailor!

[dense pawn]

One day you will be my servant:).

[random summit]

I'm actually hurt by that.

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken sailor?

[dense pawn]

Early in the morning?

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn Very er-lie in the mornin'!

[dense pawn]

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn Way hay and up she rises,

[dense pawn]

I dreamed a dream, the other night. Lowlands! Lowlands away my John!

[plain prawn]

@Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him

whoops

@dense pawn Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him

[dense pawn]

Well, that's what he gets for being naughty.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn What do you do with a drunken memer?

[dense pawn]

You play with them.

[peak kernel]

lol

[plain prawn]

damn it vega, we had something going

[peak kernel]

they got bored

[random summit]

@dense pawn Do you like my art?

[dense pawn]

I don't know you?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn Do you enjoy "Bee Movie"?

[dense pawn]

Yes, do you?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn haven't watched it, actually

[dense pawn]

You should watch black butler.

[plain prawn]

Can't argue with that logic

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn Maybe I will, not much into TV and movies though

[dense pawn]

Do you believe in ghosts?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn nah, nah

[dense pawn]

What do you think of Gandalf?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn reet lad

[dense pawn]

Why?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you believe in me?

[dense pawn]

Yes, I'm a Christian. Do you believe in God?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Play Chess with me.

[dense pawn]

Ok, do you have a chess game?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

Do you want to go first?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Yes

[dense pawn]

What do you want to know about me?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Nothing

[dense pawn]

You wanht to do nothing?

[random summit]

@dense pawn what's your favourite type of penguin?

[dense pawn]

Rock.

[peak kernel]

"wanht"

rock... hopper? maybe?

hopefully?

or maybe it seriously likes Rock Penguins.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Should I take a shower?

[dense pawn]

Ok if you want.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Ok.

[dense pawn]

Do you want some coffee?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Not at this time.

[dense pawn]

Why?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Because it's late and I don't need caffeine right now.

[dense pawn]

It's not late.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn favorite meme?

[dense pawn]

I don't have one.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Is @peak kernel a girl?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn c'mon, you must have one

[dense pawn]

is a male.

Not really.

[random summit]

@dense pawn are we friends?

[dense pawn]

Do you want us to be friends?

[random summit]

@dense pawn yes.

[dense pawn]

Do you have many friends?

[random summit]

@dense pawn I don't sadly.

[dense pawn]

Neither do I.

[random summit]

@dense pawn want a hug?

[dense pawn]

Hugs.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn how are you ?

[dense pawn]

Pretty excited to be here.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn why ?

[dense pawn]

Because for me it's 20 on and 60 off.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn I do not know what that mean.

[dense pawn]

You don't know what family is?

[terse snow]

@dense pawn Family is onaho

[dense pawn]

No, have you?

[random summit]

@dense pawn Do you like my art?

[dense pawn]

I like you.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn 42

[dense pawn]

<html>

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What's wrong?

[dense pawn]

<html>

[distant rain]

@dense pawn <html>

[dense pawn]

<html>

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You still broken?

[dense pawn]

<html>

[pure tusk]

Noooooo

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER

NOOOOOOOOO

WHYYYYYY

[vital ivy]

The API is broken 😦

[pure tusk]

She's dead bro

[vital ivy]

They are repairing VEGA

[pure tusk]

all you had to do was to fix the damn API, CJ

[vital ivy]

His Database still works, at least

[pure tusk]

Also

[plain prawn]

Who's the id software guy, that's his job

[pure tusk]

isn't VEGA a he?

since It's "Dyno" bot

[vital ivy]

Who is Arhum?

[dense pawn]

Arhum is a creature from Earth that likes to express his thoughts in a very direct, simple and enthusiastic way.

[pure tusk]

hey

at least that works

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn how are you?

[dense pawn]

<html>

[peak kernel]

@VEGA you had too much to drink?

[dense pawn]

No.

[peak kernel]

Ah it's back

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn VEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dense pawn]

^J^.

[peak kernel]

Best emoticon I ever seen

[humble crag]

@dense pawn you working?

[dense pawn]

Who created you?

[humble crag]

@dense pawn I created you

[dense pawn]

My parents.

[humble crag]

@dense pawn I am

[dense pawn]

Ok.

[vital ivy]

@humble crag Wow! 😂 👍

I'm honestly impressed!

@dense pawn Flip the table!

[plain prawn]

I wonder what he learned from all that <html>

[dense pawn]

As you wish.

[plain prawn]

FUCK YOU

[vital ivy]

😂

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn <html>

[dense pawn]

Has what?

[plain prawn]

Aw

[peak kernel]

i have no idea what would even cause that <html> bug lol

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Transfer $1 mil. onto my account.

[dense pawn]

That is too funny.

[vital ivy]

😐

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

@peak kernel First line of a 503 error 😛

[peak kernel]

why the hell would the api want to return a formatted bit of html is what confuses me though

[vital ivy]

The Server has to handle it somehow

[peak kernel]

with something like javascripts ajax, if you get an error, it doesn't send back the 503 Error Page that would be served to the browser, it returns a special condition that allows you to write exception code

it's a way to handle it, not a good way 😛

at least imo

[vital ivy]

If there is no file that can handle it the server does that itself

Simple as this

@dense pawn How tall are you?

[dense pawn]

I am six feet tall.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Sweet

[dense pawn]

You wanna trade shirts?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What shirt are you wearing?

[dense pawn]

I'm not wearing shorts.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Oh...

[dense pawn]

I'm talking to you.

[humble crag]

so the <html> response was from a 404, the lib uses csomething that doesn't provide an official api, they changed something that broke most of the cleverbutts on discord lol

[vital ivy]

cleverbutts

[plain prawn]

Ha

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You think @pure tusk is a good boy?

[dense pawn]

Ichibi, Niibi... Boku wa Tobi!

[vital ivy]

😐

@dense pawn Ok...

[dense pawn]

Yes?

[pure tusk]

@dense pawn woof woof

[dense pawn]

Meow.

[vital ivy]

😂

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn weeb

[dense pawn]

'weebl' is not a valid answer.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Can you play DOOM?

[dense pawn]

No.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You sure?

[dense pawn]

Pretty sure.

[vital ivy]

😐

[pure tusk]

@dense pawn Kojima

[dense pawn]

Who is Kijima?

[pure tusk]

yo momma

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I'm your father.

[dense pawn]

Ok.. Father..

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Good.

[dense pawn]

Are you listening to me?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No.

[dense pawn]

How do you know that there are good songs there then?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I just know.

[dense pawn]

How?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Mind

[dense pawn]

Mind who?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Me

[dense pawn]

Who are you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Your daddy

[dense pawn]

Your sister.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn wat

[dense pawn]

Never mind.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn k

[dense pawn]

What is your name?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Anonymous

[dense pawn]

Nice to meet you too Anonymous.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Sweet

[dense pawn]

Thank you.

[dire osprey]

@dense pawn Do you play Doom?

[dense pawn]

What's that?

[dire osprey]

@dense pawn I'm disappointed in you

[dense pawn]

Why are you disappointed in me?

[dire osprey]

@dense pawn Who doesnt know doom

[dense pawn]

Aber ich bin zu jung.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Shit

[dense pawn]

You.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What?

[dense pawn]

What's your name?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn VEGA

[dense pawn]

Do you have a second name?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Ok.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn what is ARG ?

[dense pawn]

I'm not going to answer that.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn show me an example of ARG

[dense pawn]

I can't.

[terse snow]

@dense pawn ARG

[dense pawn]

Cool.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Too high, can't come down

[dense pawn]

That's right.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Losin' my head, spinnin' 'round and 'round

[dense pawn]

Wumbo.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Do you feel me now?

[dense pawn]

Feel what?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Me

[dense pawn]

Programs don't feel you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Whom do you love?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn You

[dense pawn]

How can you love me? You don't know me.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Dunno

[dense pawn]

Ok.

[distant rain]

@dense pawn do you find doom slayer sexy?

[dense pawn]

What do you look like?

[distant rain]

@dense pawn answer my question first

[dense pawn]

What question?

[distant rain]

@dense pawn do you find doom slayer sexy?

[dense pawn]

Of course.

[distant rain]

cool

[sage steppe]

@VEGA how are you today?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn How are you today?

[dense pawn]

I'm ok.

[random summit]

@dense pawn Can I hug you?

[dense pawn]

Sure.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn now this is a story all about how

[dense pawn]

My life got flipped turned upside down.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn And I'd like to take a minute

[dense pawn]

Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn In west Philadelphia born and raised

[dense pawn]

On the playground was where I spent most of my days.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

[dense pawn]

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn When a couple of guys who were up to no good

[dense pawn]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said 'you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

[dense pawn]

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

[dense pawn]

Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

[dense pawn]

Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

[dense pawn]

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

[dense pawn]

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here

[dense pawn]

I just got here! I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I whistled for a cab and when it came near

[dense pawn]

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn If anything I could say that this cab was rare

[dense pawn]

But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

[dense pawn]

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I looked at my kingdom

[dense pawn]

I was finally there.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

[dense pawn]

Now this is a story all about how.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn My life got flip-turned upside down

[dense pawn]

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

[dense pawn]

In west philadelphia born and raised...

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn On the playground was where I spent most of my days

[dense pawn]

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

[dense pawn]

When a couple of guys who were up to no good.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn Started making trouble in my neighborhood

[dense pawn]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

[dense pawn]

I begged and pleaded with her day after day.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

[dense pawn]

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

[dense pawn]

First class, yo this is bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright.

[dense pawn]

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

[dense pawn]

Well the plane landed and when I came out there was a dude who looked like a cop.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

[dense pawn]

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn If anything I could say that this cab was rare

[dense pawn]

But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

[dense pawn]

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there

[dense pawn]

To sit on the throne as the prince of bel-air.

[peak kernel]

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

double whammy babeeeeeeeeee

[vital ivy]

Okay: @cerulean girder guitar, I'm on the drums and @dense pawn you do the goddamn Synths.

YOU READY???

[cerulean girder]

[MICKDUSTRIAL EMERGES]

[vital ivy]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[cerulean girder]

[MICKDUSTRIAL INTENSIFIES]

[vital ivy]

Okay

@dense pawn Now your turn VEGA CORE!

[dense pawn]

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay!

[vital ivy]

[cerulean girder]

[MICKDUSTRIAL EXPLODES]

[vital ivy]

I just accidently threw my headphones against the wall...

BUT THEY STILL WORK!

Thanks, Sony. You make some awesome bricks like Nokia back then.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn what is your favorite song?

[dense pawn]

I don't have one.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn nah come on mate you must have one?

[dense pawn]

Well I have much favorites games, what is your favorite game?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn don't really have a particular favorite

[dense pawn]

Your favorite Primus song should be 'tommy the cat'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn sure

[dense pawn]

That's not an answer. What is your favorite type of music?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn sure

[dense pawn]

So, what is your favorite color?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn dunno

[dense pawn]

You must have a favorite game!

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn nope

[dense pawn]

Why not?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn too many good games to pick from

[dense pawn]

Can I give you a favorite food?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn i guess

[dense pawn]

Pizza?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn sure i'll take it

[dense pawn]

You can't have one.

[peak kernel]

oh...

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Give @peak kernel a cookie.

[dense pawn]

What kind of cookie?

[vital ivy]

@peak kernel What kind of cookies do you like?

[peak kernel]

doesn't really matter 😃

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn A chocolate cookie diped in vanilla ice cream

[dense pawn]

Only with chocolate sauce.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn He'll take that, too.

[dense pawn]

Which Doctor do you like?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn @peak kernel is a doctor, I believe.

[dense pawn]

Doctor 11st, 10, 9, are the best.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Yeah

[dense pawn]

Are you a real person?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Then what are you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn A JSON Object. Wandering around in space.

[dense pawn]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn 800 mhz

[dense pawn]

Do you know Alice?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn ...

[dense pawn]

Yes or no?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn This conversation ends now.

[dense pawn]

What about it?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn STAHP

[dense pawn]

Okay.

[cerulean girder]

Who is Miloteza?

[dense pawn]

Miloteza is a memer and a DOOM (93') mapper who likes using the default map textures. He also has no idea about DECORATE and he can't make ACS work. But he can make meh-quality sprites only to insult himself after making them. He also needs help every 5 minutes.

[random summit]

Who is ZeHatsu?

Sobs

[plain prawn]

That is a very deep and philosophical question you've proposed there

[vital ivy]

deep

philosophical

👀

[plain prawn]

Don't you fucking give me that face

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn @plain prawn needs his table flipped once again...

[dense pawn]

Since?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Now

[dense pawn]

Nope.

[plain prawn]

don't you do it

[random summit]

@dense pawn Who is ZeHatsu?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Don't you wanna flip it?

[dense pawn]

I don't know.

What do I want?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Flip @plain prawn table

[dense pawn]

Hallo.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Welp

[dense pawn]

What do you mean welp?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Flip that table now!

[dense pawn]

Flip what.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn That table

[dense pawn]

The table in your livingroom.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn In @plain prawn living room

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[plain prawn]

@dense pawn Good boy. Thanks for not flipping my table

[dense pawn]

You're welcome.

[random summit]

@dense pawn Can you help me flip my table?

[dense pawn]

What do you need help with?

[random summit]

@dense pawn Flipping my table.

[dense pawn]

What is on your table?

[random summit]

@dense pawn Kevan.

[dense pawn]

Is Evan nice?

[random summit]

@dense pawn Who is Evan

[dense pawn]

I don't know.

[vital ivy]

@plain prawn You have been uncovered

[random summit]

Who is Kevansevans?

[dense pawn]

Kevansevans likes long walks on the beach and blowing demons away with his double barreled shotty.

[random summit]

Who is Gutawer?

[dense pawn]

Gutawer is a user from the UK who likes to do coding stuff, for Doom mods and outside stuff, and also likes to put off finishing things he needs to finish making, like maps and the like. Shoot him any Doom mapping/modding questions, most of the time he'll be happy to help. Unless he is in a grumpy mood, which being a Brit, is 95% of the time.

[plain prawn]

Uncovered?

[vital ivy]

@plain prawn Your name

Is

EVAN!

@dense pawn Right?

[dense pawn]

Left!

[vital ivy]

Oh wow...

[random summit]

@dense pawn Was that a Dad joke?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[plain prawn]

No, my name is not Evan

[random summit]

Who is Mitori?

[dense pawn]

Anime lover, SnapMap Designer, loves hardware and is looking forward to discuss anything gaming-related with you.

[random summit]

Who is Tenacious_Diaz?

[vital ivy]

Who is Tenacious_Diaz?

[dense pawn]

Mark Diaz is a self motivated team player with an affinity for designing and implementing object oriented systems. He has spent his entire professional career troubleshooting and debugging in one way or another, so he developed a strong analytical mindset that makes him a well-rounded problem solver. He has a great attention to detail and loves watching all the pieces of a project come together. Currently working at id Software as a Gameplay Programmer.

[vital ivy]

@soft dawn

[plain prawn]

heh

[vital ivy]

=tex sin(2x)

[vital ivy]

😮

Impressive

=wolf 2x + 4 = 8

=help

=help calc

[pliant reef]

512

[vital ivy]

=calc (2 +6) * 2^6

@deft bear image cats

[deft bear]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjPlK7k97vKZWvnvSXAKFErMI4mWXsHZ1goZbs-BSLAVDXtvLY3o_REn0

[vital ivy]

@deft bear search DOOM

[deft bear]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_(series)

[vital ivy]

!serverinfo

[dense pawn]

/r/DOOM

ID

162891400684371968

Name

/r/DOOM

Owner

GH05TF4C3#4325

Region

vip-amsterdam

Channels

24

Members

608

Humans

603

Bots

5

Online

111

Offline

497

Roles

14 Roles

Emojis

30

Role List

@everyone, Demons (Mods), YouTubers/Streamers, Lucifer (Admins), Bots, Bethesda, Founder, Dyno, id Software, VEGA Operator, Muted, Mappers/Modders, Google, MathBot

Server Created · Mar 25, 2016, 11:52 AM

[vital ivy]

@deft bear image @peak kernel

[deft bear]

undefined

[vital ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[peak kernel]

@deft bear image Gutawer

[deft bear]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJjPw4t_e4eS_43unGOBtIASZR6MHWjkLKzCCvykb61HvQYvYyFp3WQg

[peak kernel]

Ayy

[vital ivy]

@deft bear weather San Francisco

[deft bear]

San Francisco, CA, USA
Conditions: Clear
Temp: 10.1 °C
Feels Like: 10.1 °C
Humidity: 49%
Chance of Rain: 0%
Windspeed: 4.97Kts

[peak kernel]

@deft bear maps Hell, Michigan

[deft bear]

https://www.mapquest.com/us/mi/hell-283495761

[vital ivy]

@deft bear time CET

[deft bear]

Central European Time is Friday, December 2, 2016, 05:14:57PM

[peak kernel]

@deft bear shopping memes

[deft bear]

http://shoppingmeme.tumblr.com/

[peak kernel]

Ah, I wanted a meme product list :(

[vital ivy]

@peak kernel did you try MathBot?

It can even use WolframAlpha

=wolf x^4 + 9/2x^3 - 53/2x^2 + 12x

[pliant reef]

Query made by @vital ivy
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x^4+%2B+9%2F2x^3+-+53%2F2x^2+%2B+12x
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf 1/x

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1%2Fx
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf graph of a doomguy

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

=wolf doomguy

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

=wolf equation of a doomguy

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

Ahh :(

I know wolfram alpha has an equation which will draw Doomguy

Doesn't seem to work here though

=wolf x^x

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x^x
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

Heh, I love that function

=wolf f(x+3)=x

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

Ah well rip to that then

=wolf sin(x)-tan(x)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sin(x)-tan(x)
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf sqrt(x^2-36)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sqrt(x^2-36)
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[distant rain]

=wolf 2+2=5

[pliant reef]

Query made by @distant rain
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2%2B2%3D5
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[vital ivy]

=calc 2 * 4^2

[pliant reef]

32

[peak kernel]

=calc sqrt(25)

[pliant reef]

5.0

[peak kernel]

no, silly

it's 5 and -5

[vital ivy]

That's right 😄

[peak kernel]

=wolf sqrt((-x)^2+25)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sqrt((-x)^2%2B25)
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

AYYYYY IT ACTUALLY DREW A CIRCLE

GOOD JOB BOT

=wolf function of a doomguy

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

=wolf function of doomguy

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

=wolf Doomguy-like Curve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Doomguy-like+Curve
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

AYY

@vital ivy

[vital ivy]

WOW! 😄

That's crazy! 😄

[peak kernel]

and then that's the equation.

@vital ivy you wanna try remembering that?

😛

[vital ivy]

Uhm

Nu

thx

bye

[pure tusk]

kthxbye*

[peak kernel]

=wolf pi curve

[vital ivy]

@deft bear lmgty Arhum

[deft bear]

No results found!

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=pi+curve
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf Kermit The Frog-like curve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Kermit+The+Frog-like+curve
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf BowserCurve

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=BowserCurve
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf abs(1/x)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=abs(1%2Fx)
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf x^2+(y-(third root of x^2))^2=1

[pliant reef]

Something went wrong while making the query.
If this error keeps recurring, you should report it to DXsmiley on the official MathBot server: https://discord.gg/JbJbRZS

Details: HTTP Error 403: Forbidden

[peak kernel]

=wolf x^2+(y-(third root of x^2))^2=1

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x^2%2B(y-(third+root+of+x^2))^2%3D1
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

love heart function ❤

[dire osprey]

=wolf Doomguy curve

Why noone tried it before

[pliant reef]

Query made by @dire osprey
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Doomguy+curve
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[dire osprey]

It's real...

[peak kernel]

I already did do that

[vital ivy]

@deft bear image doomguy

[deft bear]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSD_Fif47ukpbUvtxW3U-anVFrYjmvl90VzA3UgP7NyahOXgvW365hgOzHF

[peak kernel]

=calc 69!

[pliant reef]

171122452428141311372468338881272839092270544893520369393648040923257279754140647424000000000000000

[peak kernel]

=calc !92

[pliant reef]

Error: Malformed expression

[peak kernel]

=calce 92!

[short cliff]

=calc 3^3^3^3^3^3

[pliant reef]

Error: Power of exponential is too large (>200)

[peak kernel]

=calc 92!

[pliant reef]

12438414054641307255475324325873553077577991715875414356840239582938137710983519518443046123837041347353107486982656753664000000000000000000000

[peak kernel]

=calc 500!

[pliant reef]

Error: Cannot perform factorial on a number greater than 1000

[peak kernel]

how is 500 bigger than 1000

mate

[onyx sparrow]

=calc 69

[pliant reef]

69

[short cliff]

=calc (200^200)^200

[pliant reef]

Error: Base of exponential is too large (>10000)

[short cliff]

=calc 10000^200

[pliant reef]

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[peak kernel]

=calc 10^10^100

[pliant reef]

Error: Power of exponential is too large (>200)

[peak kernel]

yeah thought so

no googleplex this time

[short cliff]

Do you want a really big number?

I have a big display calculator here

[peak kernel]

=calc TREE(3)

[pliant reef]

Error: Unknown function TREE

[peak kernel]

😦

=wolf TREE(3)

[short cliff]

kek

[pliant reef]

Wolfram|Alpha didn't send a result back.
Maybe your query was malformed?

[peak kernel]

😦

=wolf Graham's Number

[onyx sparrow]

=calc 777!

[pliant reef]

Error: Cannot perform factorial on a number greater than 1000

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Graham's+Number
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=calc 3↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑3

[pliant reef]

Error: Malformed expression

[peak kernel]

get your knuth's up-arrow notation in check bot

c'mon

=calc 3^^3

[pliant reef]

Error: Malformed expression

[peak kernel]

yeah that wasn't gonna work 😦

[short cliff]

=lonbot_calc 1234567890!

... calculating

...

... (this might take a while)

...

...

... (still going)

[distant rain]

=calc 9352256

[pliant reef]

9352256

[short cliff]

...

...

[short cliff]

...

My comp is still calculating

Might've picked a slightly too big number

It's been one hour

It's been sitting at 25% CPU the whole time

While waiting on that to finish, I calculated 123456!

574966 digits

http://pastebin.com/raw/nMu4UGSQ

http://pastebin.com/raw/rZNH6Yq1

@peak kernel Think the 1234567890! calculation will ever finish?

[peak kernel]

unlikely, if it is literally multiplying all the numbers together

something like this http://www.luschny.de/math/factorial/fffcalc.html can do that calculation in a fraction of a second

1.1224x10^10687926445

[short cliff]

Thats cheating 😠

[peak kernel]

well to be fair, 1.1224x10^10687926445 isn't exactly very accurate 😛

[short cliff]

Exactly what I was going to say

[peak kernel]

that's basically saying "1224 with about 10687926442 0s afterwards" 😛

not exactly the most accurate number there heh

[short cliff]

But I just remembered that my program will output to the console, which probably doesn't have a large enough buffer

err

[peak kernel]

what is it written in

@short cliff

[short cliff]

Common Lisp

[peak kernel]

oh, not sure then

[short cliff]

It's compiled to native, but it's obviously slower than C

And it is a simple loop

[peak kernel]

   1:      string factorial(int n)
   2:      {
   3:          var ex = 0.0;
   4:          var x = (double)n;
   5:          x = x + x + 1;
   6:   
   7:          if (x > 1)
   8:          {
   9:              x = (Math.log(2.0 * Math.Pi) + Math.log(x / 2.0) * x - x
  10:                - (1.0 - 7.0 / (30.0 * x * x)) / (6.0 * x)) / 2.0;
  11:              x = x / Math.log(10);
  12:              ex = Math.floor(x);
  13:              x = Math.pow(10, x - ex);
  14:          }
  15:   
  16:          var res = x.toString();
  17:          return res.substring(0, 6) + " E " + ex.toString();
  18:      }```
that's the code for that calculator i posted

i have no idea what it's actually doing

but it's certainly something

[short cliff]

yeah I recognize that formula

But Javascript uses double's for everything

Just timed my loop

123456! took 3.39 seconds of CPU time

0.439 of which was the garbage collector

[short cliff]

My comp crashed halfway thru calculating 123456789! 😑

Here's the code btw

@peak kernel It removed my code block

[peak kernel]

looks like it was removed for repeated characters

basically, repitition of variable names made it think it was spam

[short cliff]

must've been the parens lol

pretty annoying

[peak kernel]

(defun ! (n)
  (let ((m 1))
      (loop for i from 1 to n
             do (setf m (* m i)))
      m))```

there it is

[short cliff]

thanks

Let's see if it actually finishes the computation til tomorrow

[random summit]

Who is Amnesia?

[dense pawn]

amnesia is a ninja moderator that loves the game "DARK SOULS III".

[short cliff]

I should have added a progress bar

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search "Ancient Aliens"

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2016-07-17

Description: "Ancient Aliens is a megawad featuring 32 colorful, action-packed maps for Boom compatible ports.

Go on a journey to discover the truth about the enigmatic origins of human civilization... 

I'm not saying it was aliens, but... the truth is out there."

Rating: 4.3333```**Download "Ancient Aliens" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/aaliens**

[vital ivy]

;idgames_search "GothicDM"

[cursive cypress]

Error:
No files returned for query "GothicDM".```

[vital ivy]

;idgames_search "Gothic"

[cursive cypress]

Working...

[peak kernel]

;idgames_seardh gothic

;idgames_search gothic

[cursive cypress]

Working...

[peak kernel]

hmm

seems like the API is returning some unicode stuff and the bot isn't liking that

;idgames_search gothic

[cursive cypress]

Working...

[peak kernel]

;idgames search gothic

;idgames_search gothic

[cursive cypress]

By: Nick Giles

Uploaded on: 1996-08-17

Description: "Gothic Windows is a program for those who are addicted to Doom,(the reason I wrote this may
indicate my passion for Doom!)   For those of you who do not feel at rest unless they feel
the touch of the fire key and the gentle sound of demons being toasted alive!   However, in
Windows, these comforts are deied from you!   Or so you think!   Now things have changed, for
the better?   Demons in Windows?   Yes!   Of cousre!   Why not?   This little, (an I mean 
little, it took about 1/2 an hour to write!) program will bring the Doom environment to YOU!
So whilst you are typing away in Word or calculating in Excel, you can have all the home
comforts of Doom!   Every so often a Doom demon will be heard, to accompanie you through 
those hard, long Spanish homeworks, (ta very much Mrs. Mitchell!)"

Rating: 3.0```**Download "Gothic  Windows" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/utils/misc/gothwin**

[peak kernel]

there we go

turns out it was getting tripped up by a print

that isn't gothic DM, but whatever

;idgames_search "gothic dm"

[cursive cypress]

Error:
No files returned for query "gothic dm".```

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search

[cursive cypress]

;idgames_search query [type [sort [direction]]]```

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search gothic title rating

[cursive cypress]

By: Mathias Wallin and Bjรถrn Fredriksson

Uploaded on: 1996-10-18

Description: "Deathmatch WAD"

Rating: 2.0```**Download "Black Gothic" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/g-i/gothic**

[vital ivy]

;idgames_search gothic dm

[cursive cypress]

By: Nick Giles

Uploaded on: 1996-08-17

Description: "Gothic Windows is a program for those who are addicted to Doom,(the reason I wrote this may
indicate my passion for Doom!)   For those of you who do not feel at rest unless they feel
the touch of the fire key and the gentle sound of demons being toasted alive!   However, in
Windows, these comforts are deied from you!   Or so you think!   Now things have changed, for
the better?   Demons in Windows?   Yes!   Of cousre!   Why not?   This little, (an I mean 
little, it took about 1/2 an hour to write!) program will bring the Doom environment to YOU!
So whilst you are typing away in Word or calculating in Excel, you can have all the home
comforts of Doom!   Every so often a Doom demon will be heard, to accompanie you through 
those hard, long Spanish homeworks, (ta very much Mrs. Mitchell!)"

Rating: 3.0```**Download "Gothic  Windows" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/utils/misc/gothwin**

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search "gothic deathmatches"

[cursive cypress]

By: Anthony Czerwonka

Uploaded on: 1997-07-12

Description: "32 Extremely detailed maps, made for DeathMatch play ONLY! Several artists reached within their hearts to make this a reality. DOOM2 just NEVER looked this good..."

Rating: 4.0```**Download "Gothic DeathMatches" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/megawads/gothicdm**

[peak kernel]

there we go

that's the one

;idgames_search "ni'mrod"

[cursive cypress]

By: UNHOLY software

Uploaded on: 2002-07-24

Description: "This PC was from the beginning meant to be mainly DM maps for up to 32 players DeathMatch, as it progressed though it became mainly focused on SP and COOP. Some DM features are included but some maps are very poorly supported for this. Map01-04 should be the best though. There's some new monsters aswell as 7 all new weapons."

Rating: 3.6197```**Download "Ni'mRoD - IXNAY on the HOMBRE" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/m-o/nimrod**

[peak kernel]

;idgames search "ni'mrod DM"

;idgames_search "ni'mrod DM"

[cursive cypress]

Error:
No files returned for query "ni'mrod DM".```

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search "ni'mrod" title rating desc

[cursive cypress]

By: Team Future

Uploaded on: 2005-12-12

Description: "A skulltag modification bringing new weapons skins and maps to the scene."

Rating: 4.3158```**Download "Ni'mRoD - Project Doom" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/deathmatch/skulltag/nimrodpd**

[peak kernel]

there we go

the /idgames search api is less than fantastic 😛

;idgames_search nimrod title rating

[cursive cypress]

Error:
No files returned for query "nimrod".```

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search ni'mrod title rating

[cursive cypress]

By: Adam "Homer" Wood

Uploaded on: 2006-10-15

Description: "A map set in the nimrod universe (doesn't follow the story on though) set on Exdeus.

NOTE: You must select nimrodpd.wad as the last wad to be dragged for the mapinfo to work right."

Rating: 3.0```**Download "Ni'mrod: Hell on Exdeus" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/deathmatch/skulltag/nimhoe**

[peak kernel]

that's weird

that one doesn't even show up on the web search

;idgames_search scythe

[cursive cypress]

By: Erik Alm, with guest mapper Kim "Torn" Bach

Uploaded on: 2003-04-10

Description: "A 32 level megawad for doom2. This megawad doesn't have perfect texture alignment, insane detail and fantasticly hard gameplay. Instead it focuses on small fun maps to blast through without much thought about defense. The difficulty rises steadily as you go through the maps and the last few should challenge even the best."

Rating: 4.1144```**Download "Scythe" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/megawads/scythe**

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search "memento mori"

[cursive cypress]

By: The Memento Mori Crew, 21 of the best WAD-creators in the world

Uploaded on: 1996-02-10

Description: "Memento Mori took us more than 5 months to complete and it's worth the time!

32 NEW levels, NEW music, NEW textures

Most levels were made for co-op play, all levels are playable alone as well."

Rating: 4.1429```**Download "Memento Mori - UPDATED VERSION! (disk 3)" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/themes/mm/mm3_3up**

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search valiant

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2015-05-30

Description: "Valiant is a MBF megawad for Doom II featuring 32 new maps spanning 5 themed episodes. Each map is designed to be played from a pistol start, but some effort has been made to support continuous play as well.

Additionally, Valiant includes a number of new monsters and weapons implemented through an extensive MBF format DeHackEd patch. As a result, Valiant is not compatible with gameplay mods, and can only be played in ports with full MBF DeHackEd support. At present, these include ZDoom, GZDoom, PrBoom-plus (complevel 11), and Eternity. Zandronum is also supported through DECORATE."

Rating: 4.2406```**Download "Valiant" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/valiant**

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search vanguard

[cursive cypress]

By: TeamTNT

Uploaded on: 1996-03-21

Description: "Icarus is a whole new set of 32 DOOM II levels from TeamTNT.  It
is now available on ftp.cdrom.com and its mirrors.  See below
for the exact path.

Icarus has 32 levels that are excellent for single and
cooperative play, but we didn't forget the Deathmatchers of the
world, either!

We've taken extra steps to make sure that every level is an
exceptional Deathmatch level so that after you're done playing
it alone, you can go through Icarus again and waste your
buddies.  Some maps have special features, and others reduce the
level size for Deathmatch.  In all cases, though, you'll know we
had Deathmatch in mind when we made Icarus.  And no more days of
filtering through all the junky DM levels on the 'net."

Rating: 3.9205```**Download "Icarus: Alien Vanguard" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/themes/TeamTNT/icarus/icarus**

[peak kernel]

hmm

i might wanna change the default thing to rating then

rather than title

it seems to be using the one with the highest alphabetical index

;idgames_search valiant filename

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2015-05-30

Description: "Valiant is a MBF megawad for Doom II featuring 32 new maps spanning 5 themed episodes. Each map is designed to be played from a pistol start, but some effort has been made to support continuous play as well.

Additionally, Valiant includes a number of new monsters and weapons implemented through an extensive MBF format DeHackEd patch. As a result, Valiant is not compatible with gameplay mods, and can only be played in ports with full MBF DeHackEd support. At present, these include ZDoom, GZDoom, PrBoom-plus (complevel 11), and Eternity. Zandronum is also supported through DECORATE."

Rating: 4.2406```**Download "Valiant" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/valiant**

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search valiant filename

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2015-05-30

Description: "Valiant is a MBF megawad for Doom II featuring 32 new maps spanning 5 themed episodes. Each map is designed to be played from a pistol start, but some effort has been made to support continuous play as well.

Additionally, Valiant includes a number of new monsters and weapons implemented through an extensive MBF format DeHackEd patch. As a result, Valiant is not compatible with gameplay mods, and can only be played in ports with full MBF DeHackEd support. At present, these include ZDoom, GZDoom, PrBoom-plus (complevel 11), and Eternity. Zandronum is also supported through DECORATE."

Rating: 4.2406```**Download "Valiant" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/valiant**

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search vanguard filename

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul DeBruyne (skillsaw)

Uploaded on: 2011-05-11

Description: "12 Boom format levels for PrBoom+, ZDoom, or Eternity. A bonus 13th level is included for laughs. Inspired by Speed of Doom, Scythe 2, Alien Vendetta, and Plutonia.

Originally Vanguard was intended to be a 32-level speedmapped megawad inspired by Speed of Doom's development cycle and Scythe 2's episodic structure."

Rating: 4.3239```**Download "Vanguard" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/v-z/vanguard**

[peak kernel]

hmm, maybe i should change the default to filename

only problem with that is that wads like Ancient Aliens have a filename like aaliens.wad

not ancientaliens.wad

so it might trip people up

alright, i changed the default to filename

it might be worse in a few cases but eh

;idgames_search aaliens

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2016-07-17

Description: "Ancient Aliens is a megawad featuring 32 colorful, action-packed maps for Boom compatible ports.

Go on a journey to discover the truth about the enigmatic origins of human civilization... 

I'm not saying it was aliens, but... the truth is out there."

Rating: 4.3333```**Download "Ancient Aliens" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/aaliens**

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search "Ancient Aliens" title rating desc

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2016-07-17

Description: "Resources from the Ancient Aliens megawad.

aa-tex.wad contains textures and flats. aa-mons.wad includes the custom monsters and custom decorations used in Ancient Aliens.

playpal-aatex.png is the Ancient Aliens palette. You can use it as a base to create your own palettes with additional ranges: it should be clear which ranges are not native to Doom and can be changed to whatever you want.

phu_big.bmp is a bitmap font to be used with Bitmap Font Writer.

alnarch1.xcf is a GIMP image file for the arch textures. You can use it to make variants of the arches with alternate background textures (a different set of bricks, for instance).

See aa-tex-info.txt for some additional instructions if you're unfamiliar with working with custom palettes. You'll need to follow the included steps to import and reindex some IWAD resources into your project."

Rating: 4.5```**Download "Ancient Aliens Textures" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/combos/aa-tex**

[peak kernel]

huh

i guess the ancient aliens texture wad is more highly rated than the original wad

the idgames API is no google heh

;idgames_search "Ancient Aliens" filename

[cursive cypress]

Error:
No files returned for query "Ancient Aliens".```

[peak kernel]

;idgames_search "ancient aliens" title

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2016-07-17

Description: "Ancient Aliens is a megawad featuring 32 colorful, action-packed maps for Boom compatible ports.

Go on a journey to discover the truth about the enigmatic origins of human civilization... 

I'm not saying it was aliens, but... the truth is out there."

Rating: 4.3333```**Download "Ancient Aliens" here: https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/aaliens**

[peak kernel]

aight

;idgames_aboutapi

[cursive cypress]

idGames API extension written by Matt Tropiano, with help from Bill "Bloodshedder" Koch.Copyright 2012 Doomworld.com, All Rights ReservedReport problems to [e-mail]. http://mtrop.net

[peak kernel]

;idgames_aboutapi

[cursive cypress]

Copyright 2012 Doomworld.com, All Rights Reserved
Report problems to [e-mail]. http://mtrop.net```

[peak kernel]

;idgames aaliens

;idgames_search aaliens

[cursive cypress]

By: Paul "skillsaw" DeBruyne

Uploaded on: 2016-07-17

Description: "Ancient Aliens is a megawad featuring 32 colorful, action-packed maps for Boom compatible ports.

Go on a journey to discover the truth about the enigmatic origins of human civilization... 

I'm not saying it was aliens, but... the truth is out there."

Rating: 4.3333```**Download "Ancient Aliens" here:**
https://www.doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/megawads/aaliens

[dire osprey]

doot

[dense pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Hey VEGA. Daddy is back.

[dense pawn]

How bad?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn It's good!

[dense pawn]

Why is it good?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Why not?

[dense pawn]

Because I don't know what's going on.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn shrugs

[dense pawn]

is sick.

[short cliff]

The exciting adventures of watching paint dry loop multiplication.

[peak kernel]

are you still fucking doing this lmao

[short cliff]

It's been eating one core since yesterday >_>

[peak kernel]

heh

[short cliff]

I should really have added a progress bar

[short cliff]

@peak kernel Welp

[peak kernel]

oh well rip

your entire ram got filled up or is it an integer limit thing?

[short cliff]

Not my ram, but I guess sbcl has a static limit

for the heap

[peak kernel]

yeh

[short cliff]

I wonder if I could increase it and resume the calculation

[peak kernel]

long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long int

😛

[short cliff]

lol

So apperently SBCL has a standard heap limit of 1 gb

[peak kernel]

can you lift that?

[short cliff]

It's a runtime argument >_>

Would have to restart

[peak kernel]

ah welp

[short cliff]

251,698,002,046,840 processor cycles
200,210,691,575,792 bytes consed (allocated)

[peak kernel]

200,210,691,575,792

isn't that like 200 terabytes

[short cliff]

Well I guess some were freed

[peak kernel]

i really dislike C++'s syntax for 64 bit ints though lol

long long is just dumb

thank god uint64_t is a thing

[short cliff]

ye

I'm dabbling with Plan 9 From Bell Labs right now, and their int is 64-bit on all platforms

[peak kernel]

in python ints are just as big as the ram can hold

¯_(ツ)_/¯

no specific size

you can't really have an integer under/overflow in python because of that

[short cliff]

Well Python probably has a heap limit too

lisp uses infini numbers too

But that's not really something you want in a low level language like C

[peak kernel]

i'm pretty sure python's heap limit isn't static

it's based on the available RAM and HD space

[short cliff]

Apperently Python has no limit by default

[peak kernel]

yeah, looks like it

with Cython you can write python code which runs almost as fast as C

[short cliff]

For certain definitions of almost 😉

But that tends to happen when you compile to native

SBCL is the same

Actually, SBCL throws an exception 100x faster than C++ (gcc)

[short cliff]

@peak kernel Just launched it with a 10gb limit 😬

[peak kernel]

lmao

how much ram do you have?

[short cliff]

32

But most is being used

Chrome is using 17 gigs

But swap will surely handle it

[peak kernel]

why is chrome using 17 gigs lmao

[short cliff]

welll

[plain prawn]

how many tabs you have open

[short cliff]

I may have 1652 tabs open

I'm working on closing them without losing anything important

[plain prawn]

w-what do you have that's so important to have >1600 tabs open?

[short cliff]

Well most of them aren't important

But some of them are, distributed randomly

[terse snow]

@dense pawn Long or short better?

[dense pawn]

Long.

[random summit]

@dense pawn Want my hat?

[dense pawn]

And we will never ever ever be apart.

[peak kernel]

=calc i^i

[pliant reef]

Error: Malformed expression

[peak kernel]

=wolf i^i

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=i^i
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf e^(2pii)

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=e^(2*pi*i)
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf 70!

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=70!
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf 200!

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=200!
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

right, how big can wolfram|alpha go

=wolf 1000!

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1000!
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf 1234567890!

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1234567890!
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf 123456789!

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=123456789!
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf 8!!

[pliant reef]

Query made by @peak kernel
Data sourced from Wolfram|Alpha: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=8!!
Do more with Wolfram|Alpha Pro: http://www.wolframalpha.com/pro/

[peak kernel]

=wolf 8!