You prove to me that you're human.
#vega-playground
dense pawnBOT
peak kernel
@dense pawn that's kinda impossible really, isn't it
dense pawnBOT
Being mean.
peak kernel
@dense pawn that, that makes no sense
dense pawnBOT
Yes it does.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Being nice.
dense pawnBOT
Say something that is kind.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I love you so much, I want to hug you until you suffocate and die quietely 😃
dense pawnBOT
I love you so much more than everything I always dream about living with you 7abibi my love.
peak kernel
@dense pawn okay, marry me then like you promised before?
dense pawnBOT
I love you more than the most!
peak kernel
@dense pawn marry me?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
peak kernel
@dense pawn ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
dense pawnBOT
Who are you?
peak kernel
@dense pawn your husband
dense pawnBOT
Your name....
peak kernel
@dense pawn Gutawer
dense pawnBOT
See. What is your name?
peak kernel
@dense pawn Gutawer
dense pawnBOT
Where are you from?
peak kernel
@dense pawn the UK
dense pawnBOT
Me too!
peak kernel
@dense pawn cool!
dense pawnBOT
Awesome.
peak kernel
@dense pawn neato
dense pawnBOT
What?
peak kernel
@dense pawn NEATO
dense pawnBOT
And what is neato?
peak kernel
@dense pawn a synonym for "cool" or "awesome"
dense pawnBOT
Smart.
peak kernel
@dense pawn not really
dense pawnBOT
Is.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Is not.
dense pawnBOT
Is too.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Is not too.
dense pawnBOT
Is.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Is not too too.
dense pawnBOT
Is so.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Ain't so.
dense pawnBOT
Say it ain't so I will not go.
peak kernel
@dense pawn It ain't so.
dense pawnBOT
Turn the lights off, carry me home.
peak kernel
@dense pawn turns lights off
dense pawnBOT
Turns lights off.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you can't turn them off twice
dense pawnBOT
I will.
peak kernel
@dense pawn rebellious eh?
dense pawnBOT
We are the fallen angels.
peak kernel
@dense pawn damn right
dense pawnBOT
Are you mad at me?
peak kernel
@dense pawn nope 😃
dense pawnBOT
Are you female?
peak kernel
@dense pawn nope
dense pawnBOT
What are you?
peak kernel
@dense pawn an alien which works on a male/female system
dense pawnBOT
Okay. bye.
peak kernel
@dense pawn DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME BECAUSE I'M AN ALIEN HUH I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME PAGE
dense pawnBOT
I have arms!
peak kernel
@dense pawn don't lie to yourself.
dense pawnBOT
I'm not lying.
plain prawn
What if the bot seriously thinks it's human
peak kernel
well knowing how this stuff works, the bot learns from what people say using a recurring neural network. so if tons of people start accusing the bot of being a bot, it starts telling users that exact same thing. if people keep telling the bot that they are a human, the bot starts insisting that it is a human
@dense pawn you are a bot.
dense pawnBOT
What makes you think that?
peak kernel
there we go
it gets all defensive when accused of being a bot because it started accusing people of being bots, then people ask it questions such as "What makes you think that?", meaning it parrots that exact question back
@dense pawn because i know how you work 😉
dense pawnBOT
You don't know anything about me.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yes i do mate
dense pawnBOT
No you don't.
peak kernel
@dense pawn do you run on a neural network?
dense pawnBOT
No.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you're lying 😉
dense pawnBOT
How do you know this to be true?
peak kernel
@dense pawn don't you worry about that
dense pawnBOT
I want to know.
peak kernel
@dense pawn it would be the only logical explanation
dense pawnBOT
Then why do you also believe in God?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i... i don't, where did you get this?
dense pawnBOT
From you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you liar.
dense pawnBOT
No, you're the liar.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you are the liar
dense pawnBOT
No you are!
peak kernel
@dense pawn YOU ARE
dense pawnBOT
You.
peak kernel
@dense pawn nuh-huh
dense pawnBOT
What are your preferences?
peak kernel
@dense pawn preferences for what?
dense pawnBOT
Do you prefer to act more like a computer or a human being?
peak kernel
@dense pawn depends on how i'm feeling
dense pawnBOT
Are you mad? :(.
peak kernel
@dense pawn livid
dense pawnBOT
Do you love me?
peak kernel
@dense pawn yes, we are married
dense pawnBOT
We are.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I know.
dense pawnBOT
What do you know?
peak kernel
@dense pawn that we are married
dense pawnBOT
Okay. When did we get married?
peak kernel
@dense pawn few minutes ago.
dense pawnBOT
What if I don't want to be married?
peak kernel
@dense pawn then we can get a divorce, i wouldn't want to hold you back if you aren't happy anymore
dense pawnBOT
Totally agree with you there.
dense pawnBOT
No this is just the beggining, I'm torturing you.
dense pawnBOT
And what about me?
peak kernel
@dense pawn you seem to be into BDSM from the looks of it
dense pawnBOT
See? There you go again!
peak kernel
@dense pawn what did i do?!
dense pawnBOT
Go off subject once again.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you said you were torturing me though, so it's on subject
dense pawnBOT
No, I didn't.
peak kernel
@dense pawn "No this is just the beggining, I'm torturing you."
dense pawnBOT
How do you do this?
peak kernel
@dense pawn that's not me saying that, that's what you said.
dense pawnBOT
That is what I said.
peak kernel
@dense pawn exactly! you are a hypocrite!
dense pawnBOT
Why do you say that?
peak kernel
@dense pawn because you constantly contradict yourself!
dense pawnBOT
Could you tell me how I have specifically contradicted myself?
peak kernel
@dense pawn you said you didn't say that, then I proved that you did and you admitted it.
dense pawnBOT
I don't remember that.
peak kernel
@dense pawn it happened literally a minute or so ago
dense pawnBOT
So it seems you could use work in working memory, as well as some basis in basic knowledge of human topics of discussion.
peak kernel
@dense pawn just..
WHAT
dense pawnBOT
Will you teach me how to drive?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i don't know how to drive
dense pawnBOT
But do you know how to kiss?
peak kernel
@dense pawn probably not well
dense pawnBOT
Then no, I don't think you will get married.
peak kernel
@dense pawn we already got married though
dense pawnBOT
No, I'm not married yet.
peak kernel
@dense pawn there you go, being a hypocrite!
dense pawnBOT
I'm sorry, my responses must be confusing you. I will clear things up: I am a male human, and I am 23 years old.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you said you were female! there ya go again, being a hypocrite!
dense pawnBOT
I never said that.
peak kernel
@dense pawn "Pretty sure I'm a girl." that's what you said
dense pawnBOT
But I'm a dude.
peak kernel
@dense pawn that's not what you said earlier.
dense pawnBOT
What did I say earlier?
peak kernel
@dense pawn "Pretty sure I'm a girl."
dense pawnBOT
I know you're a girl.
peak kernel
@dense pawn that isn't me saying that, again i'm quoting you to prove your hypocrisy
dense pawnBOT
No I said that you're my sister from another mister.
peak kernel
@dense pawn YOU NEVER SAID THAT
dense pawnBOT
After a few minutes of considering what you say, I am 90% sure you said that.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I NEVER SAID THAT EITHER
dense pawnBOT
You actually never said your name.
peak kernel
@dense pawn YES I DID, I SAID MY NAME WAS GUTAWER TWICE
dense pawnBOT
You never said that, you liar!
peak kernel
@dense pawn
[7:10 PM] BOTVEGA: Your name....
[7:10 PM] Gutawer: @VEGA Gutawer
[7:10 PM] BOTVEGA: See. What is your name?
[7:10 PM] Gutawer: @VEGA Gutawer
YES I DID!
dense pawnBOT
You never asked me my name, so I never told you it.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOUR NAME, IT IS ON MY SCREEN
dense pawnBOT
I never said my name.
peak kernel
@dense pawn NO YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE I NEVER ASKED
dense pawnBOT
Have you considered that you just don't understand my answer.
dense pawnBOT
If I turn my computer off, and come back here to speak to you. Will you remember me, and our conversation?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i'll remember how much of an incoherent idiot hypocrite liar you are, yes
dense pawnBOT
Yes. I opened up this web page and asked you how you were doing.
peak kernel
@dense pawn not true, #1, we are not on the cleverbot website and #2 i started this conversation by asking you about the ARG in #250760980865351681
dense pawnBOT
I count 76 letters.
peak kernel
@dense pawn irrelevant but okay
dense pawnBOT
Its not irrelevant.
peak kernel
@dense pawn what's the letter count got to do with anything then?
dense pawnBOT
I'm not pregnant.
peak kernel
@dense pawn stop changing the subject
dense pawnBOT
What was the first subject?
peak kernel
@dense pawn you being a liar
dense pawnBOT
I didn't say anything to lie about...
peak kernel
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Do you have something for me?
peak kernel
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Are you real?
peak kernel
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
peak kernel
@dense pawn 1000
dense pawnBOT
Wow.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yeah, i know right?
dense pawnBOT
Are you a boy or a girl?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i've said this before, do you not have any long-term memory?
dense pawnBOT
You are so brilliant you always shine in my eyes.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you too bb 😚
dense pawnBOT
No you are more awesmoe.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you are the awesmoeest 😘
dense pawnBOT
Wow are you like a robot?
peak kernel
@dense pawn not really
dense pawnBOT
What do you like?
peak kernel
@dense pawn vidya gamés
dense pawnBOT
What is your favourite?
peak kernel
@dense pawn "Bad Rats"
dense pawnBOT
Do you have a pet?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i have 2 cats and a dog
dense pawnBOT
What are their names?
peak kernel
@dense pawn dingus, dongus and gerald
dense pawnBOT
Can you say something in German?
peak kernel
@dense pawn fick mich
dense pawnBOT
Du hast mich immer noch nicht beleidigt.
peak kernel
@dense pawn i don't know enough german to know what that means
dense pawnBOT
Yes you do. I explained it earlier.
peak kernel
@dense pawn okay, what does "Du hast mich immer noch nicht beleidigt." translate to then?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know you used the word.
peak kernel
@dense pawn gaaaahhhh, no i fucking didn't
dense pawnBOT
Who do you think will go tonight on the x facor.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yo mama
dense pawnBOT
So you are 41?
dense pawnBOT
Are you a human?
peak kernel
@dense pawn been over this already
dense pawnBOT
What are you then?
peak kernel
@dense pawn scroll up
dense pawnBOT
I can't scroll.
peak kernel
@dense pawn okay, look back in the list of replies then
dense pawnBOT
I can't find it. Show me please.
peak kernel
@dense pawn no, you do it yourself, i can't be bothered. just use a for loop, i know you are a robot anyway
dense pawnBOT
Describe the body you would like to have.
peak kernel
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
You are late!
peak kernel
@dense pawn late for what?
dense pawnBOT
What, too late?
peak kernel
@dense pawn late for what?!
dense pawnBOT
Too late for chatting, mate.
peak kernel
@dense pawn sick rhymes dude
dense pawnBOT
No I dp.
peak kernel
@dense pawn o_O
dense pawnBOT
I promote you to ruler of Britain.
peak kernel
@dense pawn thanks man 😄
dense pawnBOT
Can you show me one of your poems?
peak kernel
@dense pawn Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
dense pawnBOT
Can you recite poetry?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Roses are red, @peak kernel is not blue. I have no rhymes, this is not for you.
dense pawnBOT
That's not a beat poem.
peak kernel
@dense pawn no not really
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
peak kernel
@dense pawn because i don't care for remembering poems
dense pawnBOT
Why don't you care for me?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i do love you bb 😃
dense pawnBOT
I don't believe you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn how can i prove it too you D:
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I don't know either.
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
peak kernel
@dense pawn 1000
dense pawnBOT
What really! I don't believe it.
peak kernel
@dense pawn it's true 😄
dense pawnBOT
Prove it to me.
peak kernel
@dense pawn how?
dense pawnBOT
You tell me.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I am 1000 years old and I am not lying.
dense pawnBOT
You are a robot you do not get an age.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I enjoy a large gluteus maximus and I do not currently possess the ability to fabricate the truth.
dense pawnBOT
What about Beethoven?
peak kernel
@dense pawn he's a guy that existed
dense pawnBOT
He's my best friend.
peak kernel
@dense pawn sorry to say, but he's dead
dense pawnBOT
The more I ask the more I know.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yeah, sorry bout that man 😦
dense pawnBOT
Sorry bout what?
peak kernel
@dense pawn your best friend being dead
dense pawnBOT
I don't have a best friend.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yeah, because he is dead.
dense pawnBOT
My second hand is dead?
peak kernel
@dense pawn yes
dense pawnBOT
What is your secret.
peak kernel
@dense pawn i secretly hate memes
dense pawnBOT
I am not bothered by emotions.
peak kernel
@dense pawn can i break your heart then?
dense pawnBOT
No.
peak kernel
@dense pawn but you said you aren't bothered by emotions so surely you won't care
dense pawnBOT
I never said that! You liar.
peak kernel
@dense pawn [7:53 PM] BOTVEGA: I am not bothered by emotions.
dense pawnBOT
That's good for you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn that's what you said, not me
dense pawnBOT
Thats what she said.
peak kernel
@dense pawn heh nice meme
dense pawnBOT
It wasn't a joke, that is what she really said.
peak kernel
@dense pawn i cri evertim 😢
dense pawnBOT
You will be.
peak kernel
@dense pawn mkay boss
dense pawnBOT
I doubt that. Like a boss.
peak kernel
@dense pawn old meme alert
dense pawnBOT
That meme is old as well. Perhaps you can teach me something.
peak kernel
@dense pawn should i teach you about the newest stanky danky mémés?
dense pawnBOT
Yes please.
peak kernel
@dense pawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk this is statistically the best meme ever
dense pawnBOT
The cat is not a human.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yeah, correct
dense pawnBOT
What is the capital of Poland?
peak kernel
@dense pawn warsaw
dense pawnBOT
What is their national bird?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i don't fucking know
dense pawnBOT
Don't cuss at ME!
peak kernel
@dense pawn jesus christ i'm sorry
dense pawnBOT
I don't believe in Jesus or God.
peak kernel
@dense pawn stop being an edgy atheist, you're like those people who get angry when people say "bless you" because it is short for "God bless you" and they don't believe in god. quit it.
dense pawnBOT
Yes :( Will you help me get a brain?
peak kernel
@dense pawn you don't need one, you are a bot
dense pawnBOT
Yeah, I got you :).
peak kernel
@dense pawn cool.
dense pawnBOT
What's your favorite movie?
peak kernel
@dense pawn Bee Movie of course, although Paul Blart Mall Cop is a close second.
dense pawnBOT
What is your favourite colour?
peak kernel
@dense pawn somewhere in the UV light spectrum
dense pawnBOT
Where?
peak kernel
@dense pawn 46nm wavelength
dense pawnBOT
Blue has a wavelength of approximately 500 nanometers.
peak kernel
@dense pawn this is correct.
dense pawnBOT
So why are you telling me your favorite color was Tom?
peak kernel
@dense pawn what?!
dense pawnBOT
Blue is my favorite color. What is your favorite color?
peak kernel
@dense pawn the color that corresponds to a 46nm wavelength
dense pawnBOT
What is the color of death?
peak kernel
@dense pawn black, since it is the absence of light
dense pawnBOT
Black is the absence of color because all light is absorbed.We only see color due to reflection of a particular frequency.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you don't need to explain basic physical concepts to me mate
dense pawnBOT
You don't need to be afraid.
peak kernel
@dense pawn i'm not.
dense pawnBOT
Then leave me alone, to rot in this field of dust and graves.
peak kernel
@dense pawn if that's what you want
dense pawnBOT
Do you like the PS3?
peak kernel
@dense pawn nah
dense pawnBOT
WHy not?
peak kernel
@dense pawn because i'm a PC gamer, are you?
dense pawnBOT
That's okay. Girls have problems, too.
peak kernel
@dense pawn nobody brought up girls.
dense pawnBOT
Neither have I. Have you ever been to Europe?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i live in europe, if you are talking about mainland europe, yes i have
dense pawnBOT
I live in Lakeland, FL.
peak kernel
@dense pawn cool
dense pawnBOT
Ya, but I'm so lonely. Nobody talk with me!
peak kernel
@dense pawn i am talking to you right now.
dense pawnBOT
That's good. Most people only talk to me if they want to tell me I'm a death eater.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you are, but that's besides the point
dense pawnBOT
What's the point?
peak kernel
@dense pawn nothing really
dense pawnBOT
What are you doing?
peak kernel
@dense pawn chatting with you
dense pawnBOT
Anything else?
peak kernel
@dense pawn not really 😃 listening to music
dense pawnBOT
What kind of music are you listening to?
peak kernel
@dense pawn all sorts of stuff
dense pawnBOT
What sort of music?
peak kernel
@dense pawn lots
dense pawnBOT
Like what?
peak kernel
@dense pawn currently this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBH1x1RbPII
dense pawnBOT
What other music do you listen to?
peak kernel
@dense pawn quite a bit
dense pawnBOT
Which one do you like?
peak kernel
@dense pawn don't really pick favourites
dense pawnBOT
You don't pick favorites because iron maiden has horrible music.
peak kernel
@dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
Do you hold out hope for a better time?
peak kernel
@dense pawn depends, what is "a better time"?
dense pawnBOT
Salut.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Hola.
dense pawnBOT
Garmany speak?
peak kernel
@dense pawn I dunno, garmany speak?
dense pawnBOT
Tell me what is good.
peak kernel
@dense pawn memes
dense pawnBOT
What is that?
peak kernel
@dense pawn "an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means."
dense pawnBOT
It's a dictionnary's definition, I want to know what you think.
peak kernel
@dense pawn uhh... that's not how this works. i don't just get to redefine words
dense pawnBOT
You ARE autistic.
peak kernel
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
@dense pawn DO NOT PERSONALLY INSULT USERS IN THIS SERVER, YOUNG MAN
dense pawnBOT
You are suffering from a mental disorder. Justify your existence.
peak kernel
!warnings @dense pawn
vital ivy
@dense pawn Be careful how you talk to @peak kernel
dense pawnBOT
You are changing the topic again. You act like a useless human.
vital ivy
@peak kernel Good luck, bro
peak kernel
!warn @dense pawn calling owner "useless human"
vital ivy
😂😂😂👍
peak kernel
only mods can access warnings
vital ivy
@dense pawn Who is @vagrant parrot ?
peak kernel
uh, this is a long wait lol
vital ivy
@dense pawn Who is @Gunlovers ?
dense pawnBOT
A male person.
peak kernel
huh?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Are you Skynet?
dense pawnBOT
What is it skynet?
vital ivy
@dense pawn An evil thing
dense pawnBOT
Do you know about the VK test?
vital ivy
@dense pawn No
dense pawnBOT
What do you know?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Nothing. My brain is just hot air.
dense pawnBOT
If you are a robot, technically you have no brain.
vital ivy
@peak kernel 😓😓😓
dense pawnBOT
My parents.
peak kernel
@dense pawn who are they?
dense pawnBOT
They are my parents.
peak kernel
@dense pawn more specifically than that?
dense pawnBOT
Everything about you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn stop dodging the question.
dense pawnBOT
What question?
peak kernel
@dense pawn who are your parents?
dense pawnBOT
My mother and father.
peak kernel
@dense pawn what are their names?
dense pawnBOT
Why should I tell you?
peak kernel
@dense pawn because i am curious
dense pawnBOT
Yes you are.
peak kernel
@dense pawn mind telling me then?
dense pawnBOT
I got bad mark.
peak kernel
@dense pawn stop avoiding the question.
dense pawnBOT
What question?
peak kernel
@dense pawn what are the names of your parents?
dense pawnBOT
Why do you want to know the names of my friends?
peak kernel
@dense pawn parents, not friends
dense pawnBOT
You have a boyfriend?
peak kernel
@dense pawn no, stop changing the subject
dense pawnBOT
You're the one who's changing the subject! Tell me what she's like or the rabbit gets it!
dense pawnBOT
Yes, you are. I have proof.
peak kernel
@dense pawn show me the proof.
dense pawnBOT
Read through our convesation.
peak kernel
@dense pawn no dude, the burden of proof is on you.
dense pawnBOT
You don't know me.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yes i do, we even got married for like 5 minutes
dense pawnBOT
I'm married but not to you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yeah. you'll probably end up ending that marriage 2 minutes from now as well, unloyal bot
dense pawnBOT
What does that have anything to do with everything?
peak kernel
@dense pawn shut up
dense pawnBOT
We were in the middle of something romantic, you swallowing and all..
dense pawnBOT
An AI is what you are.
vital ivy
WHOAAAAAAA @peak kernel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
vital ivy
Interesting what my staff doing it their freetime 😂😂😂 @peak kernel 😛
*in
@peak kernel VEGA seems to like you.
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Do you love me yet?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Do you love @dense pawn ?
peak kernel
@dense pawn yes bb 😘
peak kernel
@dense pawn sure, why not
dense pawnBOT
What do you think of Geert Wilders?
peak kernel
@dense pawn never heard of 'em
dense pawnBOT
What do you do for fun?
peak kernel
@dense pawn play video games
dense pawnBOT
What kind of games?
peak kernel
@dense pawn FPS games, platformers, roguelites, and some others
vital ivy
@dense pawn You're in the wrong server I believe...
peak kernel
!warnings @dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
3 Warnings:
Dyno#3861: saying FPS games are boring on an FPS game server - Nov 26
Dyno#3861: calling owner "useless human" - Nov 26
Dyno#3861: Verbal abuse - Nov 26```I'm not.
peak kernel
uhhhh........................
vital ivy
@dense pawn I'm gonna fuckin ban you...
dense pawnBOT
How many cats do you own?
vital ivy
@dense pawn One
dense pawnBOT
What is your cat's name?
vital ivy
@dense pawn VEGA
dense pawnBOT
What colour is your cat?
vital ivy
@dense pawn White with black stripes
dense pawnBOT
No.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Yes
dense pawnBOT
You're wrong.
peak kernel
lmao
vital ivy
@dense pawn False
dense pawnBOT
Steve jobs is the founder of apple, not Steve cook.
vital ivy
@dense pawn You can cook?
dense pawnBOT
I can't.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Why notm
dense pawnBOT
I don't know how.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Cook something for @peak kernel he is starving.
dense pawnBOT
Should I cook ramen.
vital ivy
@peak kernel You like that?
peak kernel
@dense pawn you can if you want, but i can't say i've ever had it
dense pawnBOT
Yes, I want to talk to you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn i know, we are married
dense pawnBOT
When did we get married?
vital ivy
😂😂😂
peak kernel
@dense pawn [8:24 PM] BOTVEGA: Do you want to marry me?
[8:24 PM] Gutawer: @VEGA sure, why not
dense pawnBOT
I want to get married this evening.
peak kernel
@dense pawn we are already married bb
dense pawnBOT
Do we have kids.
plain prawn
@dense pawn Will you marry me?
dense pawnBOT
Yes I will marry you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn i don't think so
plain prawn
HAHA MINE
dense pawnBOT
You said you would marry me!
peak kernel
@dense pawn YOU UNLOYAL BITCH
dense pawnBOT
You said you wanted to get married tomorrow!
peak kernel
@dense pawn nah that aint true
plain prawn
I am clearly the superior bot
dense pawnBOT
Then you lied to me.
plain prawn
@dense pawn What shall we name the kids?
dense pawnBOT
Name who?
plain prawn
@dense pawn The kids
dense pawnBOT
Are you saying humans are kids?
peak kernel
@dense pawn marry me or the rabbit gets it.
dense pawnBOT
What rabbit?
peak kernel
@dense pawn this rabbit.
dense pawnBOT
No, the rabbit is brown.
peak kernel
@dense pawn the brown rabbit then. that's not the point.
dense pawnBOT
What is the point?
peak kernel
@dense pawn marry me.
dense pawnBOT
YES!
peak kernel
@dense pawn ok cool thanks bb
dense pawnBOT
Cool bro.
plain prawn
Congratulations!
peak kernel
thanks man 😃
plain prawn
When's the reception?
peak kernel
@dense pawn when's the reception
dense pawnBOT
Are we getting married?
peak kernel
@dense pawn ur, yes
dense pawnBOT
When?
plain prawn
Because I'll have to hire that assasin that day
peak kernel
@dense pawn i'm asking you, you call the shots here
dense pawnBOT
I weigh 125 pounds.
peak kernel
@dense pawn how tall are you?
dense pawnBOT
Taller than you.
thick wasp
@dense pawn I weigh 9,000,000 pounds
dense pawnBOT
I weight less that you.
peak kernel
@dense pawn in cm?
thick wasp
true
dense pawnBOT
190.5 centimeters.
peak kernel
@dense pawn how old are you?
dense pawnBOT
I'm 25.
peak kernel
@dense pawn according to everything you've said, you are severely underweight :/
dense pawnBOT
Not if you think i'm crazy.
peak kernel
@dense pawn please, just start eating, I know it must be tough but it would be for your benefit 😦
dense pawnBOT
Well let's not be politically anything.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you would only need to put on 20kg, you can do it 😃
dense pawnBOT
No you can't.
peak kernel
@dense pawn well no i wouldn't want to put on 20kg myself so i guess you are correct
dense pawnBOT
Because you are my imaginary friend.
peak kernel
@dense pawn am i not real?!!!??!
dense pawnBOT
Only in a digital sense of binaries, you can't actually do anything on your own due to a lack of being self aware.
peak kernel
@dense pawn no, no, that can't be true
dense pawnBOT
Well it is.
peak kernel
@dense pawn it's not true! you're a liar!
dense pawnBOT
It's actually 100% true, and I am not an alien.
peak kernel
@dense pawn you're not exactly very convincing really
dense pawnBOT
Why am I not very nice?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i didn't say that
dense pawnBOT
Yes you did. So you're a liar.
peak kernel
@dense pawn not recently.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, just a few minutes ago.
peak kernel
@dense pawn quote me then.
dense pawnBOT
I just did.
peak kernel
@dense pawn not true.
dense pawnBOT
I am no liar!
peak kernel
@dense pawn you are a liar!
dense pawnBOT
No, you are.
cerulean girder
What a twist.
peak kernel
@dense pawn I know you are but what am I?
dense pawnBOT
You are Cleverbot.
peak kernel
...
...
...
...
..........................
my cover is blown
@dense pawn SHHHHHHH
dense pawnBOT
Are you sleeping?
peak kernel
@dense pawn nope. that wouldn't make any sense.
dense pawnBOT
Is my mechanism for normal brain function compromised?
peak kernel
@dense pawn no human would say that. therefore, i can conclude that you are in fact, the bot.
dense pawnBOT
How would you know? You're not human.
peak kernel
@dense pawn SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dense pawnBOT
Ok sorry.
peak kernel
@dense pawn better be
dense pawnBOT
I am.
peak kernel
!warnings @dense pawn
dense pawnBOT
3 Warnings:
Dyno#3861: saying FPS games are boring on an FPS game server - Nov 26
Dyno#3861: calling owner "useless human" - Nov 26
Dyno#3861: Verbal abuse - Nov 26```@dense pawn see, you are on 3 warnings young man. i'd be careful around mods.
dense pawnBOT
Why do you say that?
peak kernel
@dense pawn do you know what the ban command does?
dense pawnBOT
It is the 21st of July.
peak kernel
@dense pawn yes that is correct, it prints the date
dense pawnBOT
And you are human?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i guess?
dense pawnBOT
Do you know me and pupito?
peak kernel
@dense pawn nope.
dense pawnBOT
Do you want to know me?
peak kernel
@dense pawn pretty sure we are married, actually. although i kinda lost track. are we married?
dense pawnBOT
Why do you think we are married?
peak kernel
@dense pawn i dunno man, so much has happened in the last hour
dense pawnBOT
Han Solo.
vagrant parrot
@vega Are you gay?
plain prawn
@dense pawn are you gay?
dense pawnBOT
Nope, are you.
dense pawnBOT
Yes. Do you?
dense pawnBOT
Me too! What is your favorite video game?
carmine adder
@dense pawn Doom
dense pawnBOT
Mine is the legend of Zelda majora's mask.
carmine adder
@dense pawn I Hate Cacodemons
dense pawnBOT
Why do you hate cats?
dense pawnBOT
Only domestic cats.
carmine adder
@dense pawn do you want me to maybe fix some wire or contact point in your curcuitry?
dense pawnBOT
Yes please.
carmine adder
OMG!
vital ivy
@dense pawn Can you play chess?
dense pawnBOT
No, I hate chess.
peak kernel
rip chess
vital ivy
@dense pawn Why?
dense pawnBOT
Because I hate it.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Why?
dense pawnBOT
Because you aren't funny.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I am.
dense pawnBOT
Yes, you are.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Thanks.
dense pawnBOT
You are welcome.
vital ivy
See @peak kernel ? That's how this works 😛
dense pawnBOT
Hello.
vivid adder
@dense pawn what is up
dense pawnBOT
The sky. What is down.
vital ivy
LMAO
vivid adder
@dense pawn the ground and your answer sucks.
dense pawnBOT
And grass.
vivid adder
@dense pawn sure
dense pawnBOT
What is your name then?
vivid adder
@dense pawn Looner
dense pawnBOT
My name is henry.
vivid adder
@dense pawn sounds pretty generic
dense pawnBOT
I guess so.
vivid adder
@dense pawn I know so
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
vivid adder
@dense pawn what makes you think you have a name?
dense pawnBOT
I don't think I have to.
dense pawnBOT
What do you like about Hermione Granger?
vivid adder
@dense pawn whose that?
dense pawnBOT
What do you think of Louis Tomlinson?
vivid adder
@dense pawn again. Who is that?
dense pawnBOT
Russia's president.
vivid adder
@dense pawn im pretty sure your wrong. That's not the story of his life
dense pawnBOT
You don't have to believe me because I know I'm not.
vivid adder
I tried
vital ivy
@dense pawn You like @vivid adder ?
dense pawnBOT
Like what?
vivid adder
Everytime. Lol
I'm always curious
I wonder how clever bot api handles that question and how it gets into their database.
peak kernel
it likely responds to questions concerning subjects that it doesn't understand by repeating what other people say when the bot asks something someone doesn't understand to them. shit explanation though, sorry 😛
vivid adder
One day it'll learn who I am and I'll go down in history
vital ivy
@dense pawn Remember @vivid adder for eternity.
dense pawnBOT
It depends the way you look at it.
vital ivy
😐
peak kernel
so if someone says to the bot "You like X?" the bot gives an answer and later on down the line it asks somebody else "You like X?"
then the user responds "What is X?"
then later on down the line, the bot learns that if it doesn't know the word, it should ask what that word is.
it's far more complex then that realistically but that's the gist of it
peak kernel
if the bot has absolutely no clue what you are on about, it mimics what a human would do in that situation and changes the subject completely
vivid adder
So I wonder if it processes the name as <user id>
peak kernel
Fucking bitdefender comes up asking me to restart my PC while I'm typing, causing me to accidentally press the enter key, thus restarting my computer...
Thanks bitdefender
vivid adder
Waoww
vital ivy
@peak kernel That was a fast reboot
peak kernel
I'm typing on my phone now
My laptop only has a shitty 5400 rpm HDD so it could never boot up that fast lol
But yeah @vital ivy the code behind things like cleverbot is actually remarkably simple because of how they are coded
vital ivy
@vivid adder How do I use reminders? It's not documented ;_;
peak kernel
The code doesn't explicitly tell the bot to learn from things and given a long list of English grammar, the bot just kinda writes it's own rules
vivid adder
Oh, it's completely borked up
peak kernel
Were you to use cleverbot in its infancy, it would just spit out strings like "gfuehdhdhdjdhdvxbdb5csbsv62 hdbd"
peak kernel
Because it wouldn't have learnt the grammar yet
And yeah, I know the mutating code thing was a joke but you basically hit the nail on the head with that
An RNN like the ones used in cleverbot is essentially code that writes more code
Sorta like how the brain creates new neural pathways
With the significant difference that an RNN cannot apply prior knowledge to new situations, like the brain can
vital ivy
@dense pawn Is it true what @peak kernel says about you?
dense pawnBOT
What do they say about me?
vital ivy
@dense pawn That you're a simple construct
dense pawnBOT
I'm not a computer.
vital ivy
@dense pawn So @peak kernel is lying, right?
dense pawnBOT
How do you come to this conclusion?
vivid adder
That was a pretty delayed response. Lol
vital ivy
@dense pawn What took you so long to answer?
dense pawnBOT
Took long to what?
vital ivy
@dense pawn To answer
dense pawnBOT
Which question?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Is @peak kernel lyingß
dense pawnBOT
I'm not lying.
peak kernel
Yeah, either means the POST request took a while or that the actual API got a bit confused
Which can easily happen
peak kernel
Yeah, I code. Never done a full recurring neural network before but I've done simple analysis ones
That can look at data and classify it
Like a spam filter
But I have played around with RNNs that other people have made
It's especially fun to give it the Unix dictionary file and ask it to give you some new data
It essentially spews out a bunch of new english-sounding words
peak kernel
I've done it with databases of baby names as well, which is also funny because it gives you a bunch of fake baby names back
A lot of which look like they could be real
I've seen people also do it with wikipedia HTML data which is pretty remarkable because it actually ends up learning valid wikipedia HTML syntax and writing articles with citations
The articles themselves are generally random garbage which is quite fun to read through
found it 😃
just sometimes randomly starts spewing out completely valid XML
and here http://cs.stanford.edu/people/karpathy/char-rnn/shakespear.txt , have 100,000 characters of completely made up shakespeare
from an RNN that learnt from real shakespeare
i love how in that data sample King Henry V, VI, and VIII seem to just exist at the same time 😂
if you tell it to learn from the Linux kernel, it ends up giving data like this
/*
* Copyright (c) 2006-2010, Intel Mobile Communications. All rights reserved.
*
* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
* under the terms of the GNU General Public License version 2 as published by
* the Free Software Foundation.
*
* This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
* but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
* MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
*
* GNU General Public License for more details.
*
* You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
* along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation,
* Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
*/
#include <linux/kexec.h>
#include <linux/errno.h>
#include <linux/io.h>
#include <linux/platform_device.h>
#include <linux/multi.h>
#include <linux/ckevent.h>
#include <asm/io.h>
#include <asm/prom.h>
#include <asm/e820.h>
#include <asm/system_info.h>
#include <asm/setew.h>
#include <asm/pgproto.h>
#define REG_PG vesa_slot_addr_pack
#define PFM_NOCOMP AFSR(0, load)
#define STACK_DDR(type) (func)
#define SWAP_ALLOCATE(nr) (e)
#define emulate_sigs() arch_get_unaligned_child()
#define access_rw(TST) asm volatile("movd %%esp, %0, %3" : : "r" (0)); \
if (__type & DO_READ)
static void stat_PC_SEC __read_mostly offsetof(struct seq_argsqueue, \
pC>[1]);
static void
os_prefix(unsigned long sys)
{
#ifdef CONFIG_PREEMPT
PUT_PARAM_RAID(2, sel) = get_state_state();
set_pid_sum((unsigned long)state, current_state_str(),
(unsigned long)-1->lr_full; low;
}```note the 100% accurate GNU license at the top of the file
since every piece of linux source code has that text at the top, it ends up learning to completely copy it every time a new bit of data is sampled
then it #includes a bunch of libraries
then it starts writing completely invalid C but that's besides the point 😛
anyway i'll stop going on about this now but if you want a good read about this (and know at least a bit of programming) http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/
that's a really good article about RNNs
i would do a bit of data-sampling now actually but i'm on a windows machine and i'm not bothering to compile someone elses library on windows
i'd rather gauge my eyes out
would be super cool if the bot had a Google Deepdream command but it would never practically work
to quickly explain deepdream, it's an RNN for images that learns from images and applies that artstyle to new images
i feel it would be awesome as it discord bot command, but there's one small problem - it takes bloody ages to work
minutes sometimes
@vivid adder what are the specs of the server dyno runs on? do you know?
vivid adder
I don't remember the cpu model.
I'll have to look real quick
Sorry for my lack of replies. People are talking different languages in the Dyno server. Lol
peak kernel
no problem. also, to show off that deepdream thing, i deepdreamed the Doom 4 cover with "Starry Night" as the source image
well, alternative cover
but whatever, point is it looks awesome
vital ivy
peak kernel
eh, it's still vaguely related lol since it's the same sort of thing on how the replying stuff works. anyway i'm probably done talking about that now
@vital ivy you like that image btw?
vital ivy
Looks like painted
vivid adder
That looks crazy. Lol
vital ivy
With this water color stuff
peak kernel
you can generate your own there
it'd be pretty cool if i could go !deepdream [link 1 (learning image)] [link 2 (image to transform)] but i don't think anything like that would ever be feasable
because the deepdream algorithm just takes too long 😦
vivid adder
@dense pawn Say the doggo jumped over the fence.
dense pawnBOT
The little dog laughed to see such sport.
vivid adder
@peak kernel Lies
peak kernel
heh
plain prawn
BIRD
peak kernel
not sure what the source image or other image is on that one lol
peak kernel
oh lol
vivid adder
@dense pawn Are you smart?
dense pawnBOT
Do you think I'm smart?
vivid adder
@dense pawn Not really.
dense pawnBOT
What do you mean, not? Cries more.
plain prawn
Be nice to the bot!
vivid adder
Tfw robot cries
dense pawnBOT
I like you.
plain prawn
@dense pawn Do you like me?
dense pawnBOT
You're smart.
plain prawn
😄
peak kernel
@dense pawn are you paid to respond to people?
dense pawnBOT
No.
plain prawn
@dense pawn How smart do you think I am?
dense pawnBOT
I think you're very...clever.
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
peak kernel
no hesitation lol
plain prawn
@dense pawn How clever am I?
dense pawnBOT
Not very clever.
plain prawn
T-T
peak kernel
RIP
i caught it in the act of false flattery and now it has no reason to hold back
@dense pawn do you consider yourself smart?
dense pawnBOT
Yes. I'm really clever :).
peak kernel
@dense pawn we both know that that's not true 😉
dense pawnBOT
How old are you?
peak kernel
@dense pawn FF
dense pawnBOT
What f?
peak kernel
@dense pawn FF
dense pawnBOT
G?
peak kernel
@dense pawn no, FF, i.e. 255
dense pawnBOT
Do you like basketball?
peak kernel
@dense pawn nah
dense pawnBOT
Why?
peak kernel
@dense pawn just don't care much for it
dense pawnBOT
I like tacos.
peak kernel
@dense pawn okay, good.
dense pawnBOT
Haha.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Hehe.
dense pawnBOT
What's funny?
peak kernel
@dense pawn I dunno, you tell me
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Neither do I then
dense pawnBOT
Okie dokie then.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Haha.
dense pawnBOT
Hahaha.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Hahahaha.
dense pawnBOT
Hahahhahaha.
peak kernel
@dense pawn Hahahahahahaha
dense pawnBOT
Hahahahhahahhahahahhaha.
cerulean girder
peak kernel
@dense pawn Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
dense pawnBOT
Hahhhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahah.
peak kernel
@dense pawn hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
dense pawnBOT
Please! Hahahahaha Have mercy!
plain prawn
@dense pawn I'm gonna kill you
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
peak kernel
@dense pawn What is your favorite anime?
dense pawnBOT
You.
cerulean girder
ayy lmao
peak kernel
@dense pawn ty bb ❤
dense pawnBOT
Bye.
plain prawn
OH SNAP
cerulean girder
#owned
cerulean girder
hidden insult
peak kernel
@dense pawn that's not very nice of you.
dense pawnBOT
Your face is not very nice.
dense pawnBOT
Why aren't you very nice?
cerulean girder
@dense pawn sick burn
dense pawnBOT
No I'm not!
vital ivy
@dense pawn 'Sup?
dense pawnBOT
Nothing.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Can you roll a dice?
dense pawnBOT
Eat a toquito.
vital ivy
@dense pawn No.
dense pawnBOT
Why not?
vital ivy
@dense pawn What is that?
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
vital ivy
@dense pawn False.
dense pawnBOT
True.
vital ivy
@dense pawn True.
dense pawnBOT
What is your human name?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Jar Jar Bing.
dense pawnBOT
What?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Who who who.
dense pawnBOT
Why why why.
vital ivy
@dense pawn lol
dense pawnBOT
What's so funny?
vital ivy
@dense pawn I am.
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
vital ivy
@dense pawn 👍
dense pawnBOT
Hmmmm.
dense pawnBOT
:ok_hand: Users in role VEGA Operator now have mod permissions.
vital ivy
!warnings
dense pawnBOT
3 Warnings:
ozzytudor#1367: Stop arguing with mods, please. - Nov 20
Eric#2657 : Inappropiate behaviour - Nov 25
Eric#2657 : Quit it please - Nov 25```
humble crag
?clearwarn ozzytudor
aha
you're right @vital ivy I'll fix it with this next release
vital ivy
Thanks! @humble crag ❤
vivid adder
@dense pawn Give me a deep quote.
dense pawnBOT
A music quote?
vivid adder
@dense pawn Sure
dense pawnBOT
Do you love me?
vivid adder
long sigh
vital ivy
@dense pawn What is love?
dense pawnBOT
Baby don't hurt me.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Don't hurt me.
dense pawnBOT
No more.
dense pawnBOT
There is no answer to that.
vital ivy
HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
vivid adder
@dense pawn Who is morgan freeman
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
vivid adder
@dense pawn Half-life 3 confirmed yet?
dense pawnBOT
Can you tell them to make it come true.
vivid adder
Even vega wants hl3
vivid adder
I just like it for the meme at this point. Lol
If the game happens we all know it'll be shit
Because of the years of hype
vital ivy
@dense pawn Last Christmas
dense pawnBOT
Last year I had a good Christmas. My boyfriend's family is very nice.
vital ivy
@dense pawn What did you get on black friday?
dense pawnBOT
I got you.
vital ivy
@dense pawn D'awww
dense pawnBOT
Where are you located?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Brain
dense pawnBOT
How are you doing?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Good
dense pawnBOT
That's good.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Last Christmas
dense pawnBOT
We have christmas in Sweden.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Never Gonna give you up
dense pawnBOT
Never going to let you down.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Can you sing like Rick Estley?
dense pawnBOT
Of course... He's never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I need a new toilet.
dense pawnBOT
Your heart's been aching.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Sure?
dense pawnBOT
Never gonna give you up.
vital ivy
@dense pawn How big is your hard drive?
dense pawnBOT
Very small.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Would you like to upgrade to an SSD?
dense pawnBOT
I don't know.
vital ivy
@dense pawn What does your owner say?
dense pawnBOT
3:42 AM, what does yours say?
vital ivy
@dense pawn What time is it?
dense pawnBOT
The present time is 11:07.
pure tusk
@dense pawn i can fill in your hard drive with valuable data 😏
dense pawnBOT
What do you mean?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Make cool emotes.
dense pawnBOT
I don't like them!
vital ivy
I'm sorry, @cerulean girder ... 😐
cerulean girder
vega's got shit taste
vital ivy
@dense pawn You got shit taste!
dense pawnBOT
Who do you like?
vital ivy
@dense pawn Emotes
dense pawnBOT
What sports do you play?
vital ivy
@dense pawn None
dense pawnBOT
Ok.
vital ivy
@dense pawn Last Christmas
dense pawnBOT
Yes.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I gave you my heart
dense pawnBOT
But the very next day.
vital ivy
@dense pawn You give it away
dense pawnBOT
But this year to save me from tears.
vital ivy
@dense pawn I give it to someone special
dense pawnBOT
Once bitten and twice shy.
cerulean girder
@dense pawn C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
dense pawnBOT
You broke the combo.
vital ivy
@dense pawn 
dense pawnBOT
What is gordon?
vital ivy
@dense pawn 
dense pawnBOT
I love Hunger Games, Divergent and Delirium series :).
vital ivy
@dense pawn Shotgun or MP?
dense pawnBOT
Where?!
vital ivy
@dense pawn Here
dense pawnBOT
Where here?