#voice_chat
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Skippy, why?
Oof does not count as a reason for anything
Why???
Skippy oof doesn’t count
That’s cheating
You know what? I care about you, and I don't want you to keep eating chapstick
but if you're going to continue doing it despite what I or anyone else says to try and convince you otherwise then i'm going to stop
So i suppose I will see you guys later.
Skippy I just want to know why on earth you’d do this
If anyone’s curious I’m currently knitting with a pair of chopsticks
Why are you guys discussing stabbing?!
Is this normal?!
I get being violent, but why stabbing all of a sudden?!
You sound like 18 or so in my headphones
Or 16 or 17
April 29th,
I’m just chucking out guesses here
But this is amusing to listen to
I’m a little scared to take a side in this chapstick war
Am I supposed to take the other side? Is this a joke?
Guys I’m so confuseeed
i'm confused just reading this xD
You may wanna connect to voice, Kate...
there are no sides
besides why would you want to support someone doing harm to themself
I’m just
I wanna defend free and unpredictable choices but I also like don’t want people to hurt themselves
WE LET PEOPLE EAT SUGAR AND McDONALDS AND CLEARLY THESE THINGS HAVE DETRIMENTAL EFFECTS
WE LET PEOPLE BREATHE OXYGEN DESPITE IT SLOWLY BURNING THEM TO DEATH
WE LET PEOPLE SMOKE DESPITE REPEATED TESTS THAT IT HAS DETRIMENTAL EFFECTS ON HEALTH
THERE IS A LARGE GRAY AREA AND I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE I STAND IN IT OK
Ok that’s my bit
"we let people breathe oxygen" while i get you... there's not really much other choice yaknow xD
I’m making a point ok Kate shhh
Thats gonna burn you faster friend
Um we survive off of breathing oxygen and it is slowly killing us so uuuhhhhh fire breathing is questionable in terms of helpfulness
I have no idea how that would work so uhh
idk
Are you purposely poisoning yourself? Like, is this a horrible severe mental issue that needs help? I’m having a very hard time grasping the severity of this situation here and I’m trying to gain info I’m not going to like force you into therapy or anything I promise
Oh
Oh dear
Friend, chapstick won’t help with depression
Yeah, well, if I was communicating with a drug user, I’d be advising them against it.
I’m currently communicating with a chapstick eater, which isn’t someone that people teach you to talk to
I’m flyin’ blind here
Wait hold up am I talking to skippy
I’m confused aahhh
Ooohhhh
That makes so much more sense
Did she leave?
Oh
Ok then
Using mobile
Hard to type and see who’s talking at the same time
Exactly! Thank you!
I don’t have my own computer so I can’t Discord on a computer
But I’m not the only one that uses it
I share it with like 4 other people
Gotta lotta siblings
i only have 1 brother and he's already too much to handle, well at least he isn't home a lot
Heh
Wow
I face this issue where I want to learn all about you but uuhh that’s kinda creepy so nope
Like
Tell me where you live and how old you are and what your family’s like because I wanna know what I have in common with you
But nope
You should not give that info out
Heehee
Yes excellent now social security number
You see THIS is why I love the internet you get, like, friendly people who you’ve never met and then they just joke with you
But then also there’re like hackers
And the meanies
Yeah
And the creeps
Actually a guy did that to me with Discord
It’s been months since I was last on
This dude seemed ok by then he was like
He was either depressed and suicidal or he was actually pretending to get my attention
Both of which are horrible
And the worst part is that our mutual friends sided with him after I reported it
Like “now you have to go apologize to him”
eek, and in that case, you can't figure out which one it is
Like, no, why should I? I either saved his life or just got a horrid person off of my back
So now I pretend that none of them exist
exactly, shouldn't apologise for that
yeah but the problem is with those people, being depressed, you can cry out for help, but then people fake it and it looks the exact same so you can't ever know for sure, which is horrible
Thank you!
I needed support for that from other people
I’m not allowed to tell people at school about this
But haha! You have no idea who I am
Also, Kate, YES. YES.
And no one can help
That’s horrible
yeah
It’s, like, understandable though
but the thing is, a lot of depressed people try to act fine, becuase they don't want people to think you're faking it or youknow just be like "oh it's just a mood, just think happy thoughts and it will go away"
Pretending to have depression is just a sad plea for attention and I am the kind of gullible person who falls for that
Exactly, they have already proved that brains of depressed people work differently than non-depressed people, but still people think depression doesn't deserrve the mental illness term
No, nonono
It feels like a lot of people have depression but I don’t know if they just fake it or don’t understand what it is
o/ hi
that's the internet for you :L
it's great in many aspects, but terrible in so many others
yep, totally
Can we please get rid of the idea of “normal”
I dislike it
It technically doesn’t exist
It’s just a majority kind of thing
the only normal i go by, is by normal biological and clinical values
Personally I think perfect can stay as long as it’s used right
Like
A perfect paper is still a thing if you get a 100% percent
Normal is either determined by the majority or the ones with the loudest voices
And I HAVE THIS ISSUE WITH NORMAL BECAUSE I USED TO BE QUIET
and also I’m terrified of sticking out of the “normal”
mmm, now don't go making me hungry
I’m afraid of people teasing me
But I really dislike conforming to the “normal”
Ok is that a recorder
Oh OHHH I thought you meant like a device that records audio
No it’s the musical instrument
it's called "blokfluit" in dutch which translates to "block/brick flute"
And since it’s used by most communication on the internet it’s constantly evolving
recorder is such a weird name for it
YES PLEASE NEVER STOP SCOURGE
THAT WAS LOVELY
Ok so like I don’t get why “formal” English doesn’t evolve
Like, we’re all changing in our understanding of the language so why does the language not follow us
I actually thought the recorder was an ocarina for a moment there but then it clicked that it was a recorder
Yeh
No you totally had it before
You have it just try again
i still have like 2 recorders lying around somewhere coz we needed to buy it for school, but i couldn't even play to safe my life xD
Can we actually please call recorders brickflutes
No
yes xD
at least you know it's an instrument then xD
a weird kind of brick perhaps? xD
omg xD
hey, you could be 200 and we'll never know
I’m pretty sure if she was 200 we’d have a slight idea because people would be going on about world records
it's sooo green 😱
That is a shocking shade of green
How do you hit notes that high?!
Is that a different type of brickflute than the normal cheap ones?
What
the chocobo song on it is amazing xD
Play it at 1.25 speed. Found out on internet.
enjoy with me xD
Oh
Ok then
Ok
xD
Now I’m confused
Just Annie here currently
You don’t need to get all the names😜
Anyway
I’m confused by the meme thing
I’m not educated in memes
!karl
Never forgetti my beautiful sea spaghetti. https://i.imgur.com/pOTBR63.png
!carl
Carl never skips leg day. https://i.imgur.com/qm8dRhl.png
What in the actual cow’s poop
Oh OH I GET IT NOw thank you
i just... am a scaredy cat xD
omg the pauses
i'm sorry that i had to share this with you.
Oh
So this is a meme.
I was not aware of this.
[aka the video that popularized the Mii Channel trend :3] this actually took a lot of calculations and effort and I hate it related: https://youtu.be/LpeIn_s...
oh no the gets faster one
Volume/Headphones Warning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG9e6m_4yVY
dr wahwee stares into your soul
I’m gonna
Back away from these
this is better than cringe comps i swear lol subskribe 😂 Tags/Alternative titles: mii channel theme but every pause is the end of the video mii channel theme...
These seem dangerous
[aka the video that popularized the Mii Channel trend :3] this actually took a lot of calculations and effort and I hate it related: https://youtu.be/LpeIn_s...
your eyes are dead? okay
i can't do a backflip tho D:
Appropriate!
best chat is a silent chat
I’m not well versed in modern culture enough to understand this
Ha I have a voice just don’t wanna talk
Also I love paradoxes it’s the best
No, it’s not high or squeaky
Oh KiteKate hi
Hi again
Crudgamer
Hello
wat?
Based on reports from friends I have calculated that people expect you to officially have 40 hours a day to do stuff
I'm confused
BUT IS IT THE SAME BOAT I NEED TO KNOW
That's a lot of hours
No, it’s not
The curve of the hulls are different
And they both belong to George and Cyra duh
(We’re trolling, or at least I am)
Brickflute!
Neither do I!
No one has any idea!
I keep on leaving, and another topic has taken over!
We’re just people who have never met that are just laughing!
Context this is why we do not leave
Every 10 seconds?
I barely change it
👀
Imma go, bye!
🚔
Me three
Oh
Oh goodness I thought you meant that it fell on your face from reading it while lying down
I get that a lot
I drastically misunderstood that one whoops
Oh lord
Holy cow are you ok
Are any of us ok, though?
Haha
Oh dear
Like, readers get mental book trauma
You get physical book trauma
Holy cow you get head injuries like Jason Grace!
It’s a book thing
Basically he gets a lot of head injuries
So many that people actually crack ship him with a brick
It’s called brason
Look it up if you want to
See “brason hoo”
Yes
Yes
The book fandoms are weird you guys
Exactly
Oh it’s already a meme you just missed it because it was in the book part of the internet
Exactly
Most gamers don’t
I never knew it would get to THAT meme again.
WHY JASON DID THE BRICK HAVE TO HIT YOUR FACE?
WHYYYYYY?
Well, Jason did nothing
But his friend Leo may or may not have sorta accidentally bombed a large important city
And then people got upset at jason
Cue brick
Cue crackship
y.
I can give you the full rundown if you want
It’ll take a few hours but it’ll be faster than readin
No, no no, you will understand literally nothing
No letme just give you a rundown
Wait did I just accidentally make gamer people want to read
But want to read more
This is Percy jackson
Movies were horrid AND DO NOT COUNT AS CANON
Oh hi SKIPPY HI
Hi
No movies were SO BAD
NEVER EVER WATCH THEM
Not always
Like some movies take the idea and change it entirely to suit the kind of story a movie can tell
And those are ok
But
These
No
No
Yes ok let me explain
Leo is on a warship
He built he warship to fly his team across the Atlantic Ocean to fight an important battle and save the world.
LET ME EXPLAIN
HOLY COW IM GETTING THERE
And then while his buddy Jason was in the large important city
Leo got possessed by an evil demon spirit and bombed the city
And then people blamed Jason
Bricks were thrown
Jason retreated with his other friends on the warship
Evil demon spirits were banished
Well, it was PREVENTABLE
BECAUSE ANNABETH KNEW IT WAS THERE AND SHE JUST DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS AN EVIL DEMON SPIRIT
ITS CONFUSING
Yes.
Yes.
I volunteer to actually read a part out loud
(Backs away in a confused manner)
Oh lord
Yeah so basically the large important city now really wants to destroy the airship and everyone on it
And then Leo dies
And now he is living with his girlfriend and trying to save the world with a fallen god
Yep
He had basically an extra life
In the form of a weird potion thing
I am laughing so hard at this confusion
OH actually Leo thought he couldn’t get a girlfriend
But then
Falls on island
Almost dies
Explodes dining table
Ticks off future girlfriend
Ladies and gents this is why you need to read
A little...?
He needs to be scrawnier
This is an important plot point actually
He needs to be scrawny to confuse the hoard of nymphs and distract a dude from a mirror because he needs gold
i forgot how weird god books were
Same fandom
Yep
Leo is a builder
Oh fyi Home Depot is a building supply store
Yep
English
we have "brico" and "gamma" xD
if you like the weirdness in that, i guess you'd love dirk gently, annie
it's WEIRD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlDYjr8DAdE @lusty mural
Music: Serenade of Water Composer: Koji Kondo Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=8D1E4637261C45EF Platform: Nintendo 64
Hmm
The warship eventually exploded and turned into a dragon
Two people literally fell into hell, made friends with a titan and a giant, turned into basically zombies, and rode an elevator playing horrible music
gerg
gotta love elevator music xD
Lord
Yes, kitekate, that was a thing
And then they almost died because there was another giant at the top of the elevator but their friends were there
i wouldve gotten on again earlier but my brain was shutting off so i had to go shleep TwT
And Leo actually opened the doors for them with a screwdriver
A SONIC SCREWDRIVER?
gotta love med side effects
wait
No
disappointing, annie xD sonic screwdrivers are so much more fun yaknow 😛
A Chinese Canadian baby man pulls a nearly-immortal giant into Canada and destroys him there
NO
(Backs away)
This is out of my realm of understanding
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What is happening?
Oh I should bring up buford
There’s a table that yells at people to put on clothes
They’re fully clothed people
There’s multiple characters with obsessions over eating tin cans
One character has tried to eat a stapler
w h a t
Several characters have drank fire
One character survived in a bronze jar for a week
(Me, trying to make sense of wats going on, simply goes on about my books)
Organs are also weird instrument names
Played by me on pipe organ. Organ details : 7-stop, mechanical action. Musique de la tour de Ganon de Zelda Ocarina of Time à l'orgue.
Orgel actually
Who said ogres can't rap? Shrek's about to break it down. Shrek Burps Happy Birthday! - http://bit.ly/1qhzDRw The most lovable grump in the kingdom of Far Fa...
What the poop is happening
I draw a lot but it’s on paper
@deft wren ------------------------------------------------^
What is going on
Oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJFYlpcnvqQ&list=PLQwMP0Qq6iKbss2FmOloxrzQYcL8P_Ho5&index=2 @deft wren
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@deft wren
Heyyooo who knows a piece of music by Bach?
🤰
Oh look I changed the conversation a little
Oh lord
I probably dont
Most of my music is musicals, video games, or classical
It’s quite cute
Kitty
is this that demon dog @old ibex
My main issue with most modern music is lyrics
And the tail
Dog tails are normally shorter
I’m mind boggled as to why this is a thing
I like my name but I refuse to tell anyone on the internet
So Annie it is!
What
Oh
Oohhhh
Does that kid have the kangaroo in a chokehold?
Oh look woodisch! Hi!
probably
Come back Woodisch XD
Welcome to the VC
I’ve been here for hours but uhhh still confused
Oh guess what BREAD THROWING SHOWS UP IN BOOKS TOO
Specifically wonder bread
It’s a long story
Oh dear lord
Oh my, a Dutch game
Nope what is happening
What in the actual name of pete
Nope
I’m just
Nope
(Makes a mental note to never name anything or anyone in a story “skippy”)
Skippy, is your brother a war criminal?
Heeheehee
Bye Kitekate
What
It’s confusing, and I’m a little confused, but hang in there you’ll get it in a little
(Explain)
No
Not in the slightest
I'm a sheriff now
And I have a brown wig
Meet my nemesis, Dr. Blackberry
The artist, btw
So I’m actually fairly unacquainted with most internet terminology
Artist is @rose hawk
Because I haven’t been on the internet that much
That skippy belongs in a museum
OH “THAT” WAS BEING USED AS A PRONOUN DON’T MESS WITH ME ON THIS
IF I HAD PUT QUOTES AROUND IT THEN YOU CAN SAY IT
There were no quotes
Garbage
I call garbage
On person's garbage is another person's not-garbage
Ugh why do I try
Where did my foot go?
I’m trying to get people to feel better about themselves like I feel like “I’m trash” jokes are just not that great but urgh I’m swimming against a current here
EXACTLY
I found my foot
I CAN’T CHANGE IT ARRGGHH
It was at the end of my leg
I could barely do any physical exercise
That is dangerous.
"As a child, I was scared of the sun."
Oh I used to jump off of swings all the time
But they weren’t swinging too high
Oh the sun is a big burning ball of plasma
Oh those were horrid
I actually didn’t have enough arm strength to use monkey bars for years
Oh that was horrifying
Those kids were poops
Middle school was worse
That sounds fascinating
And gross
Yeh!
Technically we’re all socializing
All you need is a D&D group and you're set
Or a discord chat.
Fair enough
I don't like having more than 4/5 players
I also don't like having very minmaxing, meta-gaming players
Where it's all about the numbers, and the perfect damage output
Just roleplay and have fun
Be a non-magical mage
wait... by d&d, do you mean dungeons and dragons??
Be, like, a gnome barbarian
Magic musicians are the best
Or just a barbarian who doesn't ever get angry
What about a blind ranger?
Or a pyromaniac druid
Actually, there's like this 'plains druids' subgroup
Who burn down trees to give grassy plains a chance to grow
There's more to nature than just trees
Like grass
It's never too late for lunch
I regularly eat lunch at 3
I’m so confused
Um
Is a necromancer a thing?
Or a water character?
A necromancer who's afraid of dead people, that's fun
Or a very corrupt paladin
By the way, NEVER be upset when your character dies in D&D
Character deaths happen
It's part of the game
It's hilarious
I love making new characters
I once made a dwarf law official who was obsessed with wrestling. He barely ever used his weapon, he always tackled enemies
I’ve gotta go.
Bye!
I once had an armless priest in my party
She couldn't really touch people to heal them...
She kicked me in the groin and I died
To be fair, I deserved that one...
I was very hurt
I was, apparently, burglaring her house
Is that a word, by the way?
Burglarising?
Burgling?
Burgalurgalising?
Burga lurga lising
aye
yo
Oh, I also once crushed a party member who was transformed into a frog
I fell on him, when I was trying to flatten a Grizzly Squirrel
I was wearing some heavy armour
The Squirrel was dangerous
It almost wiped our party
He was sacrificed for the greater good, for the good of the party
He shouldn't have upset that mage
Our deaf priest was being executed, but frogboy helped him escape
That's when he became frogboy
Sorry, could you repeat that question?
I started with a group of friends. Our GM was the only one with experience, and the rest of us were interested
Why is woodisch a sherrif now?
Yeah, I first spoke when Scourge wasn't here
Scourge was probably destroying dimensions.
So we started with HackMaster, then adopted some Pathfinder elements, because frogboy wanted to become a gunslinger. Then our GM bought the official D&D 5e books, so we adopted things from that system
EXACTLY
that asmr chewing though
#touchmyeggs
you didn't
?
understood
scourge said mr
I got checked for auto click, as soon as I started a clicklist.
The legs look connected
Or TALONS if you are annoyed by that.
so confused
@rugged rivet You... are rather loud
pokes scourge
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This is the abyss, if you are wondering.
Yes
most likely
ITS THE ABYSS
MADE IN ABYSS
Doot Doot
moop moop
Woof woof 
I think this thing would be delicious, but its terrifying.
ITS THE CRIMSON SPLITJAW
I like how Made In Abyss has these monsters
Maybe...
You might wanna watch the rest of the first season.
There WILL be
watch BLOOD BLOCKADE BATTLEFRONT
Have you watched Bob the Builder yet? It's the best anime
Nah, you must be on about Cory in the House
Triple B is great.
My brother and I had an argument about wether or not Cory In The House or BTB is the best anime.
EVERYONE'S HEADS ARE SHAPED LIKE POTATOES IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
Its uh, NOT
Ask the donkey
I think it ain't a donkey
At least someone isn't screaming HELLO CHILDREN and then instantly leaving.
Hey guys I’ll be on soonisch
TODAY IS A DOUBLE DAY!
darth cant spell
noice
Woodisch is awesome
What's that, Scourge?
Wow
I am proud of my lightning fast meming skills
Good name
thanks
;_;
:D
Don’t worry @rancid root
im better than everyone
this is what youve done to me
When you are better at poking than Scourge
i survived volleyball yaaayyy
i hardly remember what happened for the past like two hours but thats fine i guess
I am well.
...okay?
I will welcome the bread.
XD, on my end, Thor said its a good meme right after skippy said bob team epic.
stops poking...
NOT
Actually stops this time
FOR A LITTLE WHILE!
I'm done now.
DRUMSTICKS!
ARE gud.
#touchmyeggs
E
G
G
h lhjg
no?
no
should i?
Ascends
mk
To the end of the world line, and takes the power of 1,325 suns, and makes a laser
Aaaaand melts some cheese
Yeah, the suns are alive
Because you already knew, didn't you?
screenshotception
^^ this fact is true
Now, Scourge, screenshot your post, and post it while saying the same thing.
oh geez
INFINITE
Do you have any GOOD jokes?
@rancid root
dude im busy
illegal
Its Daweebkings
Some of the best upstaging in a show that I have ever seen!
I gotta go, bye!
D O N ' T E A T D O G S
d o i t
Oh!
DJ is here.
I heard
But DJ couldn't hear you I'm p sure.
Yeah, I dare you!
DO IT
Car-box-e-he-mo-globe-in-emia
aaaand I'm watching Foxy's stream
Yeah, you are apotato
ITS SNIFL!
Jacksepticeye has the perfect voice for Flowey.
YES
XD
oof clicked buttons wrong hold on
Nim, what have you become?
im always dysfunctional what yew talkin bout
FLOWEY THE FLOWER
flour
Lines, trying to sound hte most like him.
floury the flour
flour
o_o
Aaaand Darth?
I always think of an anagram of Murder
Dreemur
Murderer
Dreemurr*
red rum
i identify as narrator chara
woah
A HUMAN SOUL.
MY GOODNESS I JUST CLICKED BACK TO DISCORD WHAT IS THAT
lol
chara
Future band dad?
frisk ask and being tsundere
Mettaton is robot Markiplier.
yes
NOW DEFINE CARBOXIHEMOGLOBIN!
Carboxihemoglobinemia is the scientific term for CARBON
MONOXIDE POISONING!
AAAAGGH!
MY GOODNESS BURN IT!
wheeze
WHEEZE
WAIT A PHOENIX WRIGHT ANIME?
Watch part 2 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltx-pmjdAAI&lc=z13fy3jzytzjetefk23ci1s5atapwlb3k) Enjoy ^^ This is my graduation film for Shenkar School o...
WHO’S THE REAL STAR HERE?! AND WHO WILL BE OUTSHINED?! --------- ALSO CURSE THOSE TYPOS!!!! No matter how many times you go over your video, they always mana...
This is probably accurate to how it went down.
The The Night video person is an Office Dad?
Well, he has a hat...
My ferrets enjoy their fuzzy-friendly peanut pool.
WHAT IS WHAT
Introducing Amazon Knuckles This is Introducing Amazon Knuckles.Introducing Amazon Knuckles is a video Introducing Amazon Knuckles.Amazon Knuckles is the new...
What's even happening?
My goodness
I didn't know that we needed that.
Asriel will stay a teen forever now.
I feel like I should repeat my question. What's even happening?
I also would like that question answered
Woodisch what was your dare?
Oh
@tepid totem Wouldn't you like to know? 😏
I do want to know

Why are we reading stuff out?
are those spotlight eyes to see in the dark?
Woodisch tell me exactly what you dared thor
@rancid root I'm confused too
Everyone is so loud.
Me and Fynn are irl Charisk I swear. I’m not that tall, he’s a foot taller than me-
rip my ears
Plz dont kill my ears
THOR ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
@onyx mortar ... Are we... evil?
I always could tell.

im scared
You don't want this on your shoulders, @tepid totem
I dont care about the consequences anymore
You're gonna wish you didn't say that... 
@rancid root please spare me
I dont care about the consequences just tell me
I wish I could, Horlof
Its called: "Cute dino"
@tepid totem the curiosity killed the translator
^^^
Did someone say GNOME?
No i refuse to die until i know
I should go, bye!
🚔
Tell us before you go
bye woodisch.
fishish
Here's a cassowary
cassowarys are terrifying
My dogs give me depression. Gonna go bye -_-
but theyre also potatoes
wait, did I just hear Asriel being confused with Jackie Chan?
yes
that jackie chan looks nice
I didn't laugh
"its not a phase uncle Chan"
I like how we have two deafened people.