#voice_chat

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frosty gulch
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Someone explaaaiin

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Then whyyyyy?

fair cipher
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DON'T OOF

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JUST STOP

frosty gulch
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Skippy, why?

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Oof does not count as a reason for anything
Why???

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Skippy oof doesn’t count

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That’s cheating

fair cipher
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You know what? I care about you, and I don't want you to keep eating chapstick

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but if you're going to continue doing it despite what I or anyone else says to try and convince you otherwise then i'm going to stop

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So i suppose I will see you guys later.

frosty gulch
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Skippy I just want to know why on earth you’d do this

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If anyone’s curious I’m currently knitting with a pair of chopsticks

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Why are you guys discussing stabbing?!

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Is this normal?!

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I get being violent, but why stabbing all of a sudden?!

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You sound like 18 or so in my headphones

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Or 16 or 17

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April 29th,

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I’m just chucking out guesses here
But this is amusing to listen to

old ibex
frosty gulch
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I’m a little scared to take a side in this chapstick war

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Am I supposed to take the other side? Is this a joke?
Guys I’m so confuseeed

tight violet
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i'm confused just reading this xD

frosty gulch
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You may wanna connect to voice, Kate...

old ibex
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there are no sides

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besides why would you want to support someone doing harm to themself

frosty gulch
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I’m just
I wanna defend free and unpredictable choices but I also like don’t want people to hurt themselves

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WE LET PEOPLE EAT SUGAR AND McDONALDS AND CLEARLY THESE THINGS HAVE DETRIMENTAL EFFECTS

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WE LET PEOPLE BREATHE OXYGEN DESPITE IT SLOWLY BURNING THEM TO DEATH

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WE LET PEOPLE SMOKE DESPITE REPEATED TESTS THAT IT HAS DETRIMENTAL EFFECTS ON HEALTH

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THERE IS A LARGE GRAY AREA AND I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE I STAND IN IT OK

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Ok that’s my bit

tight violet
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"we let people breathe oxygen" while i get you... there's not really much other choice yaknow xD

frosty gulch
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I’m making a point ok Kate shhh

tight violet
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😂

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now that would be awesome

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unless it's raining...

frosty gulch
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Thats gonna burn you faster friend

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Um we survive off of breathing oxygen and it is slowly killing us so uuuhhhhh fire breathing is questionable in terms of helpfulness

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I have no idea how that would work so uhh

tight violet
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idk

frosty gulch
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Are you purposely poisoning yourself? Like, is this a horrible severe mental issue that needs help? I’m having a very hard time grasping the severity of this situation here and I’m trying to gain info I’m not going to like force you into therapy or anything I promise

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Oh
Oh dear

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Friend, chapstick won’t help with depression

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Yeah, well, if I was communicating with a drug user, I’d be advising them against it.
I’m currently communicating with a chapstick eater, which isn’t someone that people teach you to talk to
I’m flyin’ blind here

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Wait hold up am I talking to skippy
I’m confused aahhh

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Ooohhhh
That makes so much more sense

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Did she leave?

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Oh
Ok then
Using mobile
Hard to type and see who’s talking at the same time

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Exactly! Thank you!

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I don’t have my own computer so I can’t Discord on a computer

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But I’m not the only one that uses it
I share it with like 4 other people

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Gotta lotta siblings

tight violet
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i only have 1 brother and he's already too much to handle, well at least he isn't home a lot

frosty gulch
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Heh
Wow

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I face this issue where I want to learn all about you but uuhh that’s kinda creepy so nope

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Like
Tell me where you live and how old you are and what your family’s like because I wanna know what I have in common with you
But nope
You should not give that info out

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Heehee
Yes excellent now social security number

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You see THIS is why I love the internet you get, like, friendly people who you’ve never met and then they just joke with you

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But then also there’re like hackers

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And the meanies

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Yeah

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And the creeps

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Actually a guy did that to me with Discord
It’s been months since I was last on

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This dude seemed ok by then he was like

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He was either depressed and suicidal or he was actually pretending to get my attention

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Both of which are horrible

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And the worst part is that our mutual friends sided with him after I reported it

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Like “now you have to go apologize to him”

tight violet
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eek, and in that case, you can't figure out which one it is

frosty gulch
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Like, no, why should I? I either saved his life or just got a horrid person off of my back

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So now I pretend that none of them exist

tight violet
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exactly, shouldn't apologise for that

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yeah but the problem is with those people, being depressed, you can cry out for help, but then people fake it and it looks the exact same so you can't ever know for sure, which is horrible

frosty gulch
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Thank you!
I needed support for that from other people
I’m not allowed to tell people at school about this
But haha! You have no idea who I am

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Also, Kate, YES. YES.

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And no one can help

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That’s horrible

tight violet
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yeah

frosty gulch
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It’s, like, understandable though

tight violet
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but the thing is, a lot of depressed people try to act fine, becuase they don't want people to think you're faking it or youknow just be like "oh it's just a mood, just think happy thoughts and it will go away"

frosty gulch
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Pretending to have depression is just a sad plea for attention and I am the kind of gullible person who falls for that

tight violet
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Exactly, they have already proved that brains of depressed people work differently than non-depressed people, but still people think depression doesn't deserrve the mental illness term

frosty gulch
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No, nonono

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It feels like a lot of people have depression but I don’t know if they just fake it or don’t understand what it is

tight violet
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o/ hi

frosty gulch
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Like OCD
I know the internet horrendously butchers the truth of OCD

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Hi context!

tight violet
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that's the internet for you :L

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it's great in many aspects, but terrible in so many others

frosty gulch
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Yes exactly

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Butchers what? Sorry didn’t catch it

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Oh yes
OH YES

tight violet
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yep, totally

frosty gulch
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Can we please get rid of the idea of “normal”

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I dislike it

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It technically doesn’t exist

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It’s just a majority kind of thing

tight violet
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the only normal i go by, is by normal biological and clinical values

frosty gulch
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Personally I think perfect can stay as long as it’s used right

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Like
A perfect paper is still a thing if you get a 100% percent
Normal is either determined by the majority or the ones with the loudest voices

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And I HAVE THIS ISSUE WITH NORMAL BECAUSE I USED TO BE QUIET

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and also I’m terrified of sticking out of the “normal”

cerulean flare
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I like, normel. Like carmel normal.

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It also sounds smooth af

tight violet
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mmm, now don't go making me hungry

frosty gulch
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I’m afraid of people teasing me
But I really dislike conforming to the “normal”

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Ok is that a recorder

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Oh OHHH I thought you meant like a device that records audio

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No it’s the musical instrument

tight violet
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there's a musical instrument called recorder?

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english is so fascinating xD

frosty gulch
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Yes

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Yes

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English is really really weird

tight violet
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it's called "blokfluit" in dutch which translates to "block/brick flute"

frosty gulch
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And since it’s used by most communication on the internet it’s constantly evolving

tight violet
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recorder is such a weird name for it

frosty gulch
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YES PLEASE NEVER STOP SCOURGE

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THAT WAS LOVELY

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Ok so like I don’t get why “formal” English doesn’t evolve
Like, we’re all changing in our understanding of the language so why does the language not follow us

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I actually thought the recorder was an ocarina for a moment there but then it clicked that it was a recorder

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Yeh

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No you totally had it before

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You have it just try again

tight violet
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i still have like 2 recorders lying around somewhere coz we needed to buy it for school, but i couldn't even play to safe my life xD

frosty gulch
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Can we actually please call recorders brickflutes

glad geyser
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No

tight violet
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yes xD

frosty gulch
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Dutch says brickflute it makes way more sense

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Oh look SO MANY PEOPLE AHHH HI

tight violet
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at least you know it's an instrument then xD

frosty gulch
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exactly!

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Sounds vaguely flutelike though

tight violet
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a weird kind of brick perhaps? xD

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omg xD

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hey, you could be 200 and we'll never know

old ibex
frosty gulch
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I’m pretty sure if she was 200 we’d have a slight idea because people would be going on about world records

tight violet
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it's sooo green 😱

frosty gulch
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That is a shocking shade of green

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How do you hit notes that high?!

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Is that a different type of brickflute than the normal cheap ones?

tight violet
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automa whats now?

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OH THE DERPY THINGIES?

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I LOVE THOSE

frosty gulch
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What

tight violet
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the chocobo song on it is amazing xD

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enjoy with me xD

frosty gulch
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Oh
Ok then
Ok

tight violet
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xD

novel ruin
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But every pause-

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Makes it more of a meme.

tight violet
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oh darnit

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i fell for it

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i was waiting on smth interesting mr context xD

frosty gulch
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Now I’m confused

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Just Annie here currently
You don’t need to get all the names😜
Anyway
I’m confused by the meme thing

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I’m not educated in memes

novel ruin
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!karl

left bronzeBOT
old ibex
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!carl

left bronzeBOT
frosty gulch
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What in the actual cow’s poop

tight violet
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wait, so that means i CAN'T SPEAK?

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😱

frosty gulch
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Oh OH I GET IT NOw thank you

tight violet
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i mean, i can speak 😛 you just won't hear me

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i do

tight violet
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i just... am a scaredy cat xD

frosty gulch
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Thank you Demon

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Im not typing the entire thing out I apologize

tight violet
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omg the pauses

tight violet
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omg no that feels wrong

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NO

frosty gulch
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Oh
So this is a meme.
I was not aware of this.

old ibex
novel ruin
tight violet
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oh no the gets faster one

novel ruin
frosty gulch
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I’m gonna
Back away from these

novel ruin
frosty gulch
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These seem dangerous

novel ruin
tight violet
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your eyes are dead? okay

tight violet
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i can't do a backflip tho D:

frosty gulch
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Context, please calm down

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Oh dear

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Oh dear

tight violet
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my response to this all

frosty gulch
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Appropriate!

novel ruin
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I'm glad I posted this.

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But its gone forever

tight violet
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best chat is a silent chat

frosty gulch
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I’m not well versed in modern culture enough to understand this

tight violet
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which is a paradox

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damnit

frosty gulch
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Ha I have a voice just don’t wanna talk

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Also I love paradoxes it’s the best

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No, it’s not high or squeaky

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Oh KiteKate hi

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Hi again

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Crudgamer

rancid root
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Hello

frosty gulch
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Hi!

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Ok at this point the school systems are going nuts

rancid root
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wat?

frosty gulch
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Based on reports from friends I have calculated that people expect you to officially have 40 hours a day to do stuff

rancid root
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I'm confused

novel ruin
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BUT IS IT THE SAME BOAT I NEED TO KNOW

rancid root
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That's a lot of hours

frosty gulch
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Yeh

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Context is being slightly trollish, I think

novel ruin
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I really want to know

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But, it still is your boat, both of them.

frosty gulch
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No, it’s not
The curve of the hulls are different
And they both belong to George and Cyra duh

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(We’re trolling, or at least I am)

novel ruin
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If they are hills...

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They aren't boats

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B R I C K F L U T E

frosty gulch
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Brickflute!

novel ruin
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Neither do I!

frosty gulch
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No one has any idea!

novel ruin
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I keep on leaving, and another topic has taken over!

frosty gulch
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We’re just people who have never met that are just laughing!

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Context this is why we do not leave

rancid root
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Every 10 seconds?

frosty gulch
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Woodisch what

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What happened

rancid root
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I barely change it

frosty gulch
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Ok now woodisch is actually red sunglasses

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Good to know

rancid root
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👀

frosty gulch
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Maybe I’ll unmute later and play some sarasate for you

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Carmen fantasy!

rancid root
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Imma go, bye!

old ibex
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🚔

frosty gulch
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Me three

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Oh

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Oh goodness I thought you meant that it fell on your face from reading it while lying down

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I get that a lot

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I drastically misunderstood that one whoops

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Oh lord

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Holy cow are you ok

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Are any of us ok, though?

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Haha

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Oh dear
Like, readers get mental book trauma

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You get physical book trauma

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Holy cow you get head injuries like Jason Grace!

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It’s a book thing

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Basically he gets a lot of head injuries

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So many that people actually crack ship him with a brick

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It’s called brason

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Look it up if you want to

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See “brason hoo”

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Yes

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Yes

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The book fandoms are weird you guys

tight violet
frosty gulch
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Exactly

tight violet
frosty gulch
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Oh it’s already a meme you just missed it because it was in the book part of the internet

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Exactly

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Most gamers don’t

novel ruin
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I never knew it would get to THAT meme again.

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WHY JASON DID THE BRICK HAVE TO HIT YOUR FACE?

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WHYYYYYY?

frosty gulch
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Well, Jason did nothing
But his friend Leo may or may not have sorta accidentally bombed a large important city

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And then people got upset at jason

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Cue brick

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Cue crackship

deft wren
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y.

frosty gulch
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I can give you the full rundown if you want

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It’ll take a few hours but it’ll be faster than readin

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No, no no, you will understand literally nothing

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No letme just give you a rundown

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Wait did I just accidentally make gamer people want to read

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But want to read more

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This is Percy jackson

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Movies were horrid AND DO NOT COUNT AS CANON

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Oh hi SKIPPY HI

lusty mural
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Hi

frosty gulch
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No movies were SO BAD

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NEVER EVER WATCH THEM

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Not always

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Like some movies take the idea and change it entirely to suit the kind of story a movie can tell

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And those are ok

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But
These
No
No

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Yes ok let me explain

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Leo is on a warship

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He built he warship to fly his team across the Atlantic Ocean to fight an important battle and save the world.

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LET ME EXPLAIN

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HOLY COW IM GETTING THERE

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And then while his buddy Jason was in the large important city

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Leo got possessed by an evil demon spirit and bombed the city

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And then people blamed Jason

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Bricks were thrown

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Jason retreated with his other friends on the warship

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Evil demon spirits were banished

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Well, it was PREVENTABLE

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BECAUSE ANNABETH KNEW IT WAS THERE AND SHE JUST DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS AN EVIL DEMON SPIRIT

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ITS CONFUSING

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I volunteer to actually read a part out loud

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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(Backs away in a confused manner)

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Oh lord

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Yeah so basically the large important city now really wants to destroy the airship and everyone on it

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And then Leo dies
And now he is living with his girlfriend and trying to save the world with a fallen god

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Yep

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He had basically an extra life

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In the form of a weird potion thing

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I am laughing so hard at this confusion

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OH actually Leo thought he couldn’t get a girlfriend

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But then

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Falls on island

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Almost dies

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Explodes dining table

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Ticks off future girlfriend

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Ladies and gents this is why you need to read

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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A little...?
He needs to be scrawnier

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This is an important plot point actually

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He needs to be scrawny to confuse the hoard of nymphs and distract a dude from a mirror because he needs gold

tight violet
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i forgot how weird god books were

frosty gulch
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Here got it

timber yew
frosty gulch
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Same fandom

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Yep
Leo is a builder

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Oh fyi Home Depot is a building supply store

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Yep

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English

tight violet
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we have "brico" and "gamma" xD

frosty gulch
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Yay!

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Oh dear

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Hmm

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How else can I confuse you guys with this series

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Oh lordy

tight violet
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if you like the weirdness in that, i guess you'd love dirk gently, annie

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it's WEIRD

old ibex
frosty gulch
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Hmm
The warship eventually exploded and turned into a dragon

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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Two people literally fell into hell, made friends with a titan and a giant, turned into basically zombies, and rode an elevator playing horrible music

lusty mural
mental plaza
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gerg

lusty mural
tight violet
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gotta love elevator music xD

frosty gulch
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Lord

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Yes, kitekate, that was a thing

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And then they almost died because there was another giant at the top of the elevator but their friends were there

lusty mural
mental plaza
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i wouldve gotten on again earlier but my brain was shutting off so i had to go shleep TwT

frosty gulch
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And Leo actually opened the doors for them with a screwdriver

tight violet
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A SONIC SCREWDRIVER?

mental plaza
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gotta love med side effects

tight violet
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wait

frosty gulch
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No

tight violet
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wrong fandom

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xD

frosty gulch
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Yeh

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No just a regular screwdriver

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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Oh Lordy

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Hmm

tight violet
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disappointing, annie xD sonic screwdrivers are so much more fun yaknow 😛

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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A Chinese Canadian baby man pulls a nearly-immortal giant into Canada and destroys him there

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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What

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WHAT WHY

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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NO

old ibex
frosty gulch
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(Backs away)
This is out of my realm of understanding

old ibex
lusty mural
old ibex
lusty mural
frosty gulch
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What is happening?

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Oh I should bring up buford

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There’s a table that yells at people to put on clothes

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They’re fully clothed people

lusty mural
old ibex
frosty gulch
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There’s multiple characters with obsessions over eating tin cans

old ibex
frosty gulch
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One character has tried to eat a stapler

old ibex
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w h a t

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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Several characters have drank fire

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One character survived in a bronze jar for a week

old ibex
frosty gulch
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(Me, trying to make sense of wats going on, simply goes on about my books)

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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Organs are also weird instrument names

old ibex
frosty gulch
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Brickflutes and pipepianos

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Bam

tight violet
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Orgel actually

frosty gulch
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Oh dear

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I should talk about other books here to confuse you all

lusty mural
old ibex
frosty gulch
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What the poop is happening

lusty mural
timber yew
old ibex
lusty mural
old ibex
tight violet
frosty gulch
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I draw a lot but it’s on paper

old ibex
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@deft wren ------------------------------------------------^

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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Nope I got paper that’s it

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I’m so confused

old ibex
lusty mural
old ibex
frosty gulch
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What is going on

old ibex
frosty gulch
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Oh dear

lusty mural
old ibex
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@deft wren

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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Um

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Let’s change topics?

lusty mural
old ibex
frosty gulch
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Heyyooo who knows a piece of music by Bach?

lusty mural
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🤰

frosty gulch
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Oh look I changed the conversation a little

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Oh lord

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I probably dont

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Most of my music is musicals, video games, or classical

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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It’s quite cute

deft wren
frosty gulch
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Kitty

deft wren
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is this that demon dog @old ibex

old ibex
frosty gulch
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My main issue with most modern music is lyrics

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And the tail

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Dog tails are normally shorter

old ibex
deft wren
frosty gulch
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No

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No it doesn’t

lusty mural
frosty gulch
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I’m mind boggled as to why this is a thing

old ibex
frosty gulch
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I like my name but I refuse to tell anyone on the internet

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So Annie it is!

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What

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Oh

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Oohhhh

tight violet
deft wren
old ibex
tight violet
frosty gulch
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(Backs away rapidly)

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Oh Lordy what is happening

tight violet
rancid root
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Does that kid have the kangaroo in a chokehold?

frosty gulch
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Oh look woodisch! Hi!

old ibex
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probably

rancid root
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Hi

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Is this wrestling?

tight violet
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no xD

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they're buddies

deft wren
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Come back Woodisch XD

rancid root
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Wrestling with a kangaroo

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I'm terrified

old ibex
frosty gulch
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I’m currently very concerned

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Ok then.

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Ok then.

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Yep!

rancid root
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Welcome to the VC

frosty gulch
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I’ve been here for hours but uhhh still confused

rancid root
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Don't say that

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Please keep it a bit nicer here

tight violet
frosty gulch
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Oh guess what BREAD THROWING SHOWS UP IN BOOKS TOO

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Specifically wonder bread

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It’s a long story

old ibex
frosty gulch
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Oh Lordy, that would be bad

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Oh geez

tight violet
frosty gulch
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Oh dear lord

rancid root
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Oh my, a Dutch game

old ibex
frosty gulch
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What is that

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Actually I don’t wanna know

rancid root
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All kangaroos are buff

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Ripped bois

frosty gulch
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Nope what is happening

tight violet
old ibex
frosty gulch
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What in the actual name of pete

tight violet
frosty gulch
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Nope
I’m just
Nope

old ibex
frosty gulch
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(Makes a mental note to never name anything or anyone in a story “skippy”)

old ibex
lusty mural
old ibex
tight violet
frosty gulch
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Haaahahaha

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(It’s called new Rome)

rancid root
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Skippy, is your brother a war criminal?

frosty gulch
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Heeheehee

frosty gulch
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Bye Kitekate

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What

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It’s confusing, and I’m a little confused, but hang in there you’ll get it in a little

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(Explain)

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No

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Not in the slightest

rancid root
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And I have a brown wig

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The artist, btw

frosty gulch
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So I’m actually fairly unacquainted with most internet terminology

timber yew
rancid root
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Artist is @rose hawk

frosty gulch
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Because I haven’t been on the internet that much

rancid root
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It's glorious, by the way

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I'm not stopping you

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I want you to, yes

timber yew
frosty gulch
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No
don’t say that

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That skippy belongs at the bottom

rancid root
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That skippy belongs in a museum

frosty gulch
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OH “THAT” WAS BEING USED AS A PRONOUN DON’T MESS WITH ME ON THIS

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IF I HAD PUT QUOTES AROUND IT THEN YOU CAN SAY IT

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There were no quotes

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Garbage

#

I call garbage

old ibex
rancid root
#

On person's garbage is another person's not-garbage

frosty gulch
#

Ugh why do I try

rancid root
#

Where did my foot go?

frosty gulch
#

I’m trying to get people to feel better about themselves like I feel like “I’m trash” jokes are just not that great but urgh I’m swimming against a current here

#

EXACTLY

rancid root
#

I found my foot

frosty gulch
#

I CAN’T CHANGE IT ARRGGHH

rancid root
#

It was at the end of my leg

frosty gulch
#

Handstands

#

And hand walk

rancid root
#

I could barely do any physical exercise

frosty gulch
#

That is dangerous.

rancid root
#

"As a child, I was scared of the sun."

frosty gulch
#

Oh I used to jump off of swings all the time

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But they weren’t swinging too high

#

Oh the sun is a big burning ball of plasma

#

Oh those were horrid

#

I actually didn’t have enough arm strength to use monkey bars for years

#

Oh that was horrifying

#

Those kids were poops

#

Middle school was worse

#

That sounds fascinating

#

And gross

#

Yeh!

rancid root
#

Yeah

#

Why even socialise?

frosty gulch
#

Technically we’re all socializing

rancid root
#

All you need is a D&D group and you're set

frosty gulch
#

Or a discord chat.

rancid root
#

Fair enough

#

I don't like having more than 4/5 players

#

I also don't like having very minmaxing, meta-gaming players

#

Where it's all about the numbers, and the perfect damage output

#

Just roleplay and have fun

#

Be a non-magical mage

fickle yacht
#

wait... by d&d, do you mean dungeons and dragons??

rancid root
#

Be a deaf bard

#

Yes ^

fickle yacht
#

omg

#

ive always wanted to play, but

rancid root
#

Be, like, a gnome barbarian

frosty gulch
#

Magic musicians are the best

rancid root
#

Or just a barbarian who doesn't ever get angry

#

What about a blind ranger?

#

Or a pyromaniac druid

frosty gulch
#

Fire loving wood creature?

#

Oh lord.

rancid root
#

Actually, there's like this 'plains druids' subgroup

#

Who burn down trees to give grassy plains a chance to grow

#

There's more to nature than just trees

#

Like grass

#

It's never too late for lunch

frosty gulch
#

I regularly eat lunch at 3

rancid root
#

Of course

#

I love hobbits

#

Any more terrible D&D combos?

frosty gulch
#

I’m so confused
Um
Is a necromancer a thing?
Or a water character?

rancid root
#

A necromancer who's afraid of dead people, that's fun

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Or a very corrupt paladin

#

By the way, NEVER be upset when your character dies in D&D

#

Character deaths happen

#

It's part of the game

#

It's hilarious

#

I love making new characters

#

I once made a dwarf law official who was obsessed with wrestling. He barely ever used his weapon, he always tackled enemies

frosty gulch
#

I’ve gotta go.

rancid root
#

Bye!

#

I once had an armless priest in my party

#

She couldn't really touch people to heal them...

#

She kicked me in the groin and I died

#

To be fair, I deserved that one...

#

I was very hurt

#

I was, apparently, burglaring her house

#

Is that a word, by the way?

#

Burglarising?

#

Burgling?

#

Burgalurgalising?

#

Burga lurga lising

#

aye

#

yo

#

Oh, I also once crushed a party member who was transformed into a frog

#

I fell on him, when I was trying to flatten a Grizzly Squirrel

#

I was wearing some heavy armour

#

The Squirrel was dangerous

#

It almost wiped our party

#

He was sacrificed for the greater good, for the good of the party

#

He shouldn't have upset that mage

#

Our deaf priest was being executed, but frogboy helped him escape

#

That's when he became frogboy

#

Sorry, could you repeat that question?

#

I started with a group of friends. Our GM was the only one with experience, and the rest of us were interested

novel ruin
#

Why is woodisch a sherrif now?

#

Yeah, I first spoke when Scourge wasn't here

#

Scourge was probably destroying dimensions.

rancid root
#

So we started with HackMaster, then adopted some Pathfinder elements, because frogboy wanted to become a gunslinger. Then our GM bought the official D&D 5e books, so we adopted things from that system

novel ruin
#

EXACTLY

rancid root
#

In the end, we had our own weird mixed system

#

It's fun

#

Our GM likes to experiment

novel ruin
#

that asmr chewing though

#

#touchmyeggs

#

you didn't

#

?

#

understood

#

scourge said mr

#

I got checked for auto click, as soon as I started a clicklist.

#

The legs look connected

#

Or TALONS if you are annoyed by that.

rancid root
#

What?

#

Oh, I did

#

What?

deft wren
#

so confused

rancid root
#

@rugged rivet You... are rather loud

lusty mural
#

pokes scourge

old ibex
deft wren
#

demon dog

#

lmao

novel ruin
#

I love the community, its great.

#

WELCOME BACK TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING

old ibex
novel ruin
#

Yes

#

most likely

#

ITS THE ABYSS

#

MADE IN ABYSS

deft wren
#

Doot Doot

old ibex
#

moop moop

rancid root
#

Woof woof gopiraBaron

novel ruin
#

ITS THE CRIMSON SPLITJAW

#

I like how Made In Abyss has these monsters

#

Maybe...

#

You might wanna watch the rest of the first season.

#

There WILL be

deft wren
novel ruin
#

Wanna watch a good anime?

#

Watch...

#

Bob the Builder

deft wren
#

no

#

I still need to watch Dragon Ball and My Hero Academia XD

novel ruin
#

watch BLOOD BLOCKADE BATTLEFRONT

rancid root
#

Have you watched Bob the Builder yet? It's the best anime

deft wren
#

Nah, you must be on about Cory in the House

novel ruin
#

Triple B is great.

#

My brother and I had an argument about wether or not Cory In The House or BTB is the best anime.

deft wren
#

it's Cory in the House

#

no argument

novel ruin
#

EVERYONE'S HEADS ARE SHAPED LIKE POTATOES IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

lusty mural
novel ruin
#

Its uh, NOT

rancid root
#

Ask the donkey

novel ruin
#

I think it ain't a donkey

#

At least someone isn't screaming HELLO CHILDREN and then instantly leaving.

proven grail
#

Hey guys I’ll be on soonisch

novel ruin
#

Time to not sound angry with how I type

#

#touchmyeggs @proven grail

old ibex
novel ruin
#

TODAY IS A DOUBLE DAY!

old ibex
#

darth cant spell

proven grail
#

No it was a joke

#

Woodisch soonisch

rancid root
#

noice

old ibex
#

oof

#

but no one likes woodisch

proven grail
#

Woodisch is awesome

rancid root
#

What's that, Scourge?

novel ruin
#

ARE YOU READY?

rancid root
#

Wow

old ibex
novel ruin
#

I am proud of my lightning fast meming skills

rancid root
#

Good name

old ibex
#

thanks

rancid root
#

;_;

old ibex
#

:D

proven grail
#

Don’t worry @rancid root

old ibex
#

im better than everyone

novel ruin
#

T O U C H M Y E G G S

#

I was already writing.

old ibex
#

this is what youve done to me

novel ruin
#

When you are better at poking than Scourge

mental plaza
#

i survived volleyball yaaayyy

novel ruin
#

oh my

#

language

mental plaza
#

i hardly remember what happened for the past like two hours but thats fine i guess

novel ruin
#

hollo!

#

How is everyone here?

rancid root
#

gud

#

u?

novel ruin
#

I am well.

#

...okay?

#

I will welcome the bread.

#

XD, on my end, Thor said its a good meme right after skippy said bob team epic.

#

stops poking...

#

NOT

old ibex
#

@rancid root

#

o o f

novel ruin
#

Actually stops this time

#

FOR A LITTLE WHILE!

#

I'm done now.

#

DRUMSTICKS!

#

ARE gud.

#

#touchmyeggs

#

E

#

G

#

G

old ibex
#

h lhjg

novel ruin
#

e

#

g

#

g

#

#eggsforlife

old ibex
#

febrwtagraet gaeraergae gae rgae gaeg a ergea gegrar

#

no

novel ruin
#

no?

old ibex
#

no

novel ruin
#

YOU HAVEN'T WITNESSED..

#

MY POWER!!!!

old ibex
#

should i?

novel ruin
#

Ascends

old ibex
#

mk

novel ruin
#

To the end of the world line, and takes the power of 1,325 suns, and makes a laser

#

Aaaaand melts some cheese

#

Yeah, the suns are alive

#

Because you already knew, didn't you?

old ibex
novel ruin
#

Exactly!

#

I'm James Jacob Johnson!

#

(Jr.)

#

QUADRUPLE JAY!

old ibex
#

^^ this fact is true

novel ruin
#

SCREENSHOT THE POSTING OF THAT

fickle yacht
#

screenshotception

old ibex
novel ruin
#

Now, Scourge, screenshot your post, and post it while saying the same thing.

fickle yacht
#

oh geez

novel ruin
#

NOW THIS...

#

IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER...

#

BEYOND!

timber yew
#

INFINITE

novel ruin
#

🇱 🇴 🇻 🇪 🇲 🇾 🇪 🇬 🇬 🇸

#

FINALLY

old ibex
#

@rancid root

#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

rancid root
#

Do you have any GOOD jokes?

old ibex
#

me? good jokes? insanity

#

how about this woodisch

novel ruin
old ibex
#

@rancid root

rancid root
#

dude im busy

old ibex
#

illegal

novel ruin
#

Its Daweebkings

swift zealot
novel ruin
#

Welcome.

#

#touchmyeggs

rancid root
#

I gotta go, bye!

old ibex
#

im calling the police

#

🚔

novel ruin
#

D O N ' T E A T D O G S

old ibex
#

d o i t

novel ruin
#

Oh!

#

DJ is here.

#

I heard

#

But DJ couldn't hear you I'm p sure.

#

Yeah, I dare you!

#

DO IT

#

Car-box-e-he-mo-globe-in-emia

#

aaaand I'm watching Foxy's stream

#

Yeah, you are apotato

#

ITS SNIFL!

#

Jacksepticeye has the perfect voice for Flowey.

fickle yacht
#

YES

novel ruin
#

XD

mental plaza
#

oof clicked buttons wrong hold on

novel ruin
#

Nim, what have you become?

mental plaza
#

im always dysfunctional what yew talkin bout

novel ruin
#

FLOWEY THE FLOWER

mental plaza
#

flour

novel ruin
#

Lines, trying to sound hte most like him.

mental plaza
#

floury the flour

novel ruin
#

flour

fickle yacht
#

o_o

novel ruin
#

Aaaand Darth?

#

I always think of an anagram of Murder

#

Dreemur

#

Murderer

#

Dreemurr*

spark pasture
#

red rum

novel ruin
#

RedRuM

#

MuRdeR

#

I think of markiplier's voice for Mettaton.

mental plaza
novel ruin
#

NOW the bomb won't explode in TWO MINUTES!

#

NOW it will explode in TWO SECONDS!

novel ruin
#

OF COURSE YOUU CAN'T1

#

Healing spells do damage to undead!

fickle yacht
#

woah

novel ruin
#

A HUMAN SOUL.

mental plaza
novel ruin
#

MY GOODNESS I JUST CLICKED BACK TO DISCORD WHAT IS THAT

fickle yacht
#

lol

mental plaza
#

chara

novel ruin
#

Future band dad?

mental plaza
novel ruin
#

Chara...

#

Why is Chara blushing...?

mental plaza
#

frisk ask and being tsundere

novel ruin
#

Mettaton is robot Markiplier.

fickle yacht
#

yes

novel ruin
#

NOW DEFINE CARBOXIHEMOGLOBIN!

mental plaza
#

narrator chara is me i swear

novel ruin
#

Carboxihemoglobinemia is the scientific term for CARBON

#

MONOXIDE POISONING!

#

AAAAGGH!

novel ruin
#

MY GOODNESS BURN IT!

fickle yacht
lusty mural
fickle yacht
novel ruin
#

WAIT A PHOENIX WRIGHT ANIME?

mental plaza
swift zealot
novel ruin
#

This is probably accurate to how it went down.

mental plaza
novel ruin
#

The The Night video person is an Office Dad?

novel ruin
#

Well, he has a hat...

mental plaza
novel ruin
#

WHAT IS WHAT

proven grail
rancid root
#

What's even happening?

lusty mural
novel ruin
#

My goodness

#

I didn't know that we needed that.

#

Asriel will stay a teen forever now.

rancid root
#

I feel like I should repeat my question. What's even happening?

novel ruin
#

Because you asked Asriel to FREAKING GROW UP

#

EVERYTHING WOODISCH!

fluid wasp
#

I also would like that question answered

timber yew
#

i was trying to make a creature

#

i ended up making its paw a finger

tepid totem
#

Woodisch what was your dare?

fluid wasp
#

Oh

mental plaza
rancid root
#

@tepid totem Wouldn't you like to know? 😏

tepid totem
#

I do want to know

rancid root
lusty mural
rancid root
#

Why are we reading stuff out?

old ibex
#

i dunno i just got here cuz i finished my ramen

arctic patio
#

are those spotlight eyes to see in the dark?

tepid totem
#

Woodisch tell me exactly what you dared thor

rugged rivet
#

@rancid root I'm confused too

novel ruin
#

Everyone is so loud.

mental plaza
#

Me and Fynn are irl Charisk I swear. I’m not that tall, he’s a foot taller than me-

lusty mural
arctic patio
#

rip my ears

old ibex
tepid totem
#

Plz dont kill my ears

novel ruin
#

THOR ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

rancid root
#

@onyx mortar ... Are we... evil?

novel ruin
#

I always could tell.

rancid root
old ibex
#

im scared

lusty mural
rancid root
#

You don't want this on your shoulders, @tepid totem

mental plaza
tepid totem
#

I dont care about the consequences anymore

old ibex
rancid root
#

You're gonna wish you didn't say that... gopiraDarksider

arctic patio
#

@rancid root please spare me

rancid root
#

Oh my, I've got a minion!

#

That's what they call a 'deputy'

tepid totem
#

I dont care about the consequences just tell me

novel ruin
rancid root
#

I wish I could, Horlof

lusty mural
novel ruin
#

Its called: "Cute dino"

old ibex
lusty mural
novel ruin
#

It is a lizard mionster in a barney outfit...

#

IT HAS A SHOTGUN.

old ibex
mental plaza
arctic patio
#

@tepid totem the curiosity killed the translator

old ibex
#

^^^

lusty mural
mental plaza
rancid root
#

Did someone say GNOME?

tepid totem
#

No i refuse to die until i know

lusty mural
rancid root
#

I should go, bye!

old ibex
#

🚔

swift zealot
tepid totem
#

Tell us before you go

novel ruin
#

bye woodisch.

mental plaza
old ibex
#

omg

#

fits perfectly

mental plaza
#

fishish

meager thicket
old ibex
#

cassowarys are terrifying

rugged rivet
#

My dogs give me depression. Gonna go bye -_-

old ibex
#

but theyre also potatoes

arctic patio
#

wait, did I just hear Asriel being confused with Jackie Chan?

mental plaza
#

yes

swift zealot
mental plaza
swift zealot
arctic patio
#

that jackie chan looks nice

swift zealot
#

JACKIKINS

#

J A C K I K I N S

mental plaza
novel ruin
#

I didn't laugh

arctic patio
#

"its not a phase uncle Chan"

novel ruin
#

I like how we have two deafened people.