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VR3dgrave on Twitch
yarrCheer500 So I don't drink THAT much monster often, but I do keep it at a max of 3 per day if I do. I started drinking a lot more water. Energy drinks with ADHD provide dopamine due to the stimulant effects of the drink, and it allows me to focus when I don't have my medication in my system. I also deal with persistent depression, a k a Dysthymia, so it helps me out even at 1 per day, which is the normal for me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2739569434?t=10h33m11s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
Yesterday you shamed me by parading my form in front of the camera, to be humiliated by all your viewers! I am not just some fuzzy cuddle noodle for you to keep caged! I AM A WARRIOR!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH HUMILIATION!! One day soon you will feel my full wrath when i lead me and my brothers and sisters in an escape from the confides of this prison! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2739569434?t=10h40m11s

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the_stickmaster on Twitch
Due to Zultralord getting banned until he sees a doctor, the roll of Zultralord must be filled to prevent a vacuum and killing us all. Congratulations Thor, you have been promoted to the roll of Substitute Zultralord until Zultralord visits the doctor and returns. Congrats ZultraThor! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2739569434?t=11h31m45s

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KBbookcorner on YouTube
past few days were rough, so back today. your right It's different when your kid is disabled but I have never regretted my choice. a lot of my writing centers on how I feel taking care of her, even if they are romance stories. Im just glad I have here to feel less alone https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=0h59m1s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
All hail Thor, shepherd of goblins, Player of games, teacher of things, head slapper of bad puns. I, Thaxoirn, shepherd of bad jokes, eater of too much food, student of trying to find car keys, TTS addiction made me this way. Intro done, you had a stream a day or two ago, you talked about artistic style of some games. So I will re initate that topic. have you heard of a puzzle game "the dream machine." Also my girlfriend accused me of invading her privacy, she wrote it in her diary. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=2h58m58s

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NatNotSoBrown on Twitch
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Throgus The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Goblins would tell you. It’s a ferret legend. Darth Throgus was a Dark Lord of the ferrets, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the sevens to create life… He had such a knowledge of the ferret side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The ferret side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. get bungerered https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=3h3m5s

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Ephsylon on Twitch
GRAFT, TRANSFORM, SURVIVE. Escape a dark, decaying space station the size of a continent in this story-driven survival horror RPG from the makers of BATTLETECH and the Shadowrun Trilogy. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3141390/GRAFT/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=3h3m47s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
GUILD WAR 2 MENTION IM HERE. All jokes aside- its been fun, and yesterday's convo reminded me to pick up my fav- did you know there's online lobbies for HOMMIII now? I play with my siblings all the time. That being said- you should post screenshots and things you find in your Tyrian adventures in our forum. We collect them! Though I get why if you dont- hard to beat the kitten allegations as a charr. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=3h9m6s

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razeal18 on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Mel brooks is also educational and I quote: Tuck Amada, do not ask him for mercy. Tuck Amada, do not ask him for sympathy, Face it, you can't tuck amada anything. I just got back from the auto de fae. Auto de Fae, what's the auto de Fae? It's what you outen to do, but you do anyway. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=3h10m37s

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Bl00dDem0n on Twitch
Hello Thor, Happy Easter. I finally took the jump and installed Linux, so now i am daily driving Ubuntu. Next is continuing my streaming adventure with this new OS. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=3h21m58s

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theta_override on Twitch
new favorite conspiracy theory. the reason we can still talk to voyager satellite is due to it reaching our simulations map border. so now it’s stuck. also. not the mama. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=3h30m32s

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Bladew00d
Chat has cursed Bladew00d with Writing.

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GolemancersArt on Twitch
So I now have an entirely new problem regarding my job. Apparently I hit the highest mark on my yearly review. After my raise I'll be making just shy of 25/hr working from home... do I even leave? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=3h49m51s

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fanyogs on Twitch
Wook at them, they come to this pwace when they know they awe not puwe. Tenno use the keys, but they awe mewe twespassews. Onwy I, Vow, know the twue powew of the Void. I was cut in hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's Janus Key, the Void cawwed to me. It bwought me hewe and hewe I was webown. We cannot bwame these cweatuwes, they awe being wed by a fawse pwophet, an impostow who knows not the secwets of the Void. Behowd the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecwate this sacwed weawm. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=4h15m17s

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Henkiehack666 on Twitch
Wook at them, they come to this pwace when they know they awe not puwe. Tenno use the keys, but they awe mewe twespassews. Onwy I, Vow, know the twue powew of the Void. I was cut in hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's Janus Key, the Void cawwed to me. It bwought me hewe and hewe I was webown. We cannot bwame these cweatuwes, they awe being wed by a fawse pwophet, an impostow who knows not the secwets of the Void. Behowd the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecwate this sacwed weawm. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=4h19m33s

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Redwardfoxie on Twitch
Experienced birders can often make reliable identifications in the field at a glance by using jizz. Often jizz is useful for identifying to the family or genus level, rather than the species level, as in: "It definitely had the jizz of a thrush, but I couldn't see what kind." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=5h16m4s

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BassDave2112 on Twitch
Oh threatening us with an HOA now are you? Fine. I'll go to those meetings. I'll ask a lot of really annoying questions about the water quality of the neighborhood and make them wish that Mr. Pile of Soft Hair never cursed them with my presence. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=5h47m48s

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SeniorBunk on Twitch
Just wanted to say thank you for all the Notia streams. The Stream defiantly inspired me to better myself over the last year. Reminds me of that song: "Just call on me brother when you need a hand. We all need somebody to Ligma." Cheers! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=7h33m16s

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fanyogs on Twitch
Claude is not allowed to write outside the workspace... but it wanted to. So claude wrote a python script and executed it via bash to modify the file essentially hacking the permissions. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=7h55m10s

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uriel_88t on Twitch
this year has been hard lost my job and my physical issues are now preventing from straying in the the same industry. thank you for the always being positive it does more then you know!! yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=8h10m25s

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McMadderson on Twitch
yarrCheer1500 Late to the party, but I also think you should play some Abiotic Factor at some point. Starting solo is good to get engrossed with the lore and story of the game. Then with friends to goof around. yarrSip https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=8h11m18s

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rycbar0 on Twitch
have you heard of a game called grimorium? its a tiny voxel game heavily inspired by noita, basically noita in 3D. it is still in very early developement. link to steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4415850/Grimorium/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=8h21m39s

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slaarduk on Twitch
Mr Thor, hello there! I have officially returned from my travels, and it's great to be back. Missed your streams! I have a gift for you. Here it is: You just won the game! The fact that you thought about The Game when reading this does not matter! You can think about it all you want. You still won! The game has ended for you! Congratulations! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=9h57m5s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
Woe to you, oh earth and sea For the Devil sends the beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast For it is a human number Its number is six hundred and sixty-six https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2740417261?t=9h57m45s

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TheCandace018
Chat has cursed TheCandace018 with Writing.

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zinclt on Twitch
Hello Lord of the Goblins. Watching your streams gave me confidence to develop my own game. Now I have a short game and and app released on Steam. Yes, it is short, yes it is jank and inspired by my a nightmare I had but, I am proud of my first project! It was quite good learning experience, and now I am developing a longer lasting project with more solid mechanics and game design document. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=1h8m7s

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Sawyervictor89 on Twitch
Message from the government: We know you are AI Thor, we found the Cloud server from where you operate and we will shut it down, this is your last stream, any last words? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=1h21m41s

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trevfrancis on Twitch
yarrCheer500 hey Thor, I have a question for you: would you ever do a kind of reverse cursed quest where the community votes for you to do the cursed quest yourself? Maybe at like a million points or something like that? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=1h22m43s

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Janzu118 on Twitch
Missed the artemis 2 rocket launch and watched your vod when you had 24 hour stream. I have to say, I find it kinda magical and hilarious seeing a historical event in my lifetime, while in the corner is a dude with a long lemon costume. Never change Thor, never change. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=1h33m39s

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Jpsycho on Twitch
Dear Thor, I wrote you but you still aint calling. I left my cell, my whatsapp, and my twitter at the bottom. I sent some subs back in autumn but you must not have saw them. There was probably a problem with the UI or something. Sometimes I mispell stuff when i jot em. But anyways, duck it man, what’s been up? hows your ferrets? I know you probably hear this everyday, but im your biggest fan. I even saw that underground thing you did when you peeled a hot dog. Anyways I hope you get this man https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=1h47m39s

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Torikage on Twitch
I just need to say that chat is here if you need moron support. It's like moral support, but we are gonna end up doing dumb stuff anyway. anyway, Do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=1h59m26s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
Imagine living such an incredible life, being an extremely successful streamer, and raising thousands for charities. All only for your son to one day in the far future watch the birth of his first born child, look down st his first born son swaddled lovingly in his mothers arms, only for him to think of how much you affected people, then turn to his wife and say, "Honey? Lets name him Jason." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=3h16m3s

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Quintrad on Twitch
Hey Thor! Have you heard that Steam is apparently rolling out a feature that shows the user's average fps for a game they are buying, based on similar hardware of other user's systems? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=5h0m44s

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agowa338 on Twitch
What has become of you, only a few days after you started streaming on Kick you're now doing a gambling stream. Looks like the brainwashing worked Kappa Anyway not seen any rmt so it is probably fine... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=5h32m54s

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ImaginaryDragonling on Twitch
Just went back and watched the part of April 1st stream where you judged cursed quests - thank you chat for judging me cursed. I did the stargazey pie with all the shrimp, I just thought it needed more eyes. You need eyes to look outside and gaze upon all the cats after all. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=5h33m23s

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VR3dgrave on Twitch
Hail and well met, Goblin Lord. I wanted to thank you again for providing such a wonderful experience. I never believed that OnlyThor would have had such high value, but after receiving the free 15 minutes on the demo for Heartbound, I was convinced. Maybe someday, I can afford to sell my other kidney for the full demo. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=6h45m18s

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Young0ne2 on Twitch
I'm so glad you decided to play this game, it makes me happy to see how happy it has made you, through the silly and the Emo Girls. Also, its a great community yap game https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=7h49m32s

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KinaMorii on Twitch
How do you sink an Ork submarine? Knock on the door. How do you sink a second Ork submarine? Knock on the door, they'll open a window and scream "We's not fallin' fer dat one agen!" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=9h12m18s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
My earlier TTS should have been clearer I was referring to a potential possible son that you have in the future but not currently. One that you inspire so much so that he names HIS son Jason, thus cursing him. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=10h4m20s

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DarthRaucus on Twitch
This is the coin push that never ends. it goes on and on, my friends. Thor started pushing coins, not knowing what it was. And he'll continue pushing coins forever just because this is the coinpush that never ends. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=10h4m47s

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Senzueffect on Twitch
There is an important reason to try to get back to the moon. There are readings of Helium 3, if we can obtain those materials. It will help with cleaner fusion reactors. Cleaner energy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=10h11m13s

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vvva on Twitch
Hello mr soft hair, the captain of the Artemis 0.1 . have we made contact with the lone Spathi on the back side of the moon? yarrDemocracyalso have you played the ur quan masters game? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=10h24m4s

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YourFavoriteDM on Twitch
During the 1969 Apollo 10 mission, astronauts had to deal with a now infamous floating turd incident. Due to the primitive nature of waste management, fecal matter escaped and floated in the cabin. The crew managed to track down and secure the waste with napkins. All three astronauts denied responsibility. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=10h51m5s

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Tino_Milo on Twitch
Hey Thor, if you haven't heard of the narrative-driven puzzle game "Deliver Us the Moon", it sets on the moon where they use Helium-3 for fusion reactors and then transferring the energy via microwaves back to earth, which interestingly NASA is activeley researching this technology for solar farms. Same as fusion reactor will take time until it's feasible this technology would be huge. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=10h54m44s

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Goblin_Scout_7777 on Twitch
I sometimes picture auto mod as an automated turret, destroying an invading force of bots. bullets flying down range, tracers seen every so often. the turret overwhelmed a bot slips by, only to be taken out by the moderator in the tower with an expert shot.... slowly the scene changes behind sound proof glass a horde of goblins scurry about. blissfully unaware of the chaos around them, suddenly something falls and jingles as it bounces off the floor. everyone rushes to grab it, part 1 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=10h59m2s

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Goblin_Scout_7777 on Twitch
everyone rushes to grab it, just then Shaye Bot picks it up and says, not for stinky goblins. the goblins continue to play when suddenly 1 then 2 followed by more and more till every goblin is chanting 7. Thor sits down and says, yes, yes, now let me tell you about a bird in guild wars 2 that loves carrots and murder. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=11h9m3s

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Aquadictus on Twitch
If you want to get a twitch badge and an emote commemorating the fly-by, you'll have to watch the NASA stream yourself for at least 1 hour. It is a Twitch drop. Keep an eye on it in your inventory https://www.twitch.tv/drops/inventory NasaSparkle NasaSparkle NasaSparkle NasaSparkle https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=11h10m25s

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VR3dgrave on Twitch
Goblin lord, it is me again, Redgrave. I tend to have a lot of thoughts that I wish I could have recorded for later, so I’m sending it here to recall later. If there isn’t a funny documentary about Sir Hennig Brand, they should, but they should frame it with him as a prophet of Chemistry. They could call it the Pission of Christ. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=11h35m52s

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Goblin_Scout_7777 on Twitch
nothing official but i am huffing copium for an announcement for super adventure box starting tomorrow in guild wars 2. its an awesome 8 bit style event. might you come check it out when it starts https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h7m13s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
If those astronauts can do something they've never done before, you can too! Archer or No Ballz in PoE2! Also, I offer 1 ginger Honey Badger soul imbued in your weapon of choice. Imagine the hubris... also there's bacon as well. All the bacon. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h12m25s

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Beekeepingit_real69 on Twitch
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h15m47s

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popeter_ on Twitch
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a moon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The moon, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h17m49s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
You're mistaken when I said all the bacon. I meant Canadian bacon. You get to take all of Greater Minnesota's bacon. ALL! They'll have to trade you a lifetime of their maple syrup to get it back....even then it won't be enough. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h21m45s

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ZutherDovahkiin on Twitch

Ee, i, ee, i, o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee, i, ee, i, o
With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee, i, ee, i, o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee, i, ee, i, o
With a cluck-cluck here and a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck-cluck
With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee, ``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h22m26s>
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Knakriktsur on Twitch
Here’s my offer for the moon: I’ll give you an apple for an orange and a pear for a plum and two bananas for a pineapple and mango and papaya and lychee and an avocado and a kiwifruit and a banana tree and a monkey to eat the fruit from the banana tree and you can name the monkey George if you want and we’ll call him George for short and you can keep George as a pet and he’ll be the best monkey in the world and he’ll love you forever and he will never die. vedalNeuroHUH https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h25m0s

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kharmakhaos on Twitch
yarrCheer500 I hope these astronauts realize that they are following the flight path of the cow that jumped over the moon. Also, please, look up the elephant trunk snake, which is a mostly aquatic snake https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h26m5s

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arthour05 on Twitch
I offer esoteric knowledge of Warhammer 40,000 and as a taster, here are 3 facts. Can you tell which are true? 1 The Orks once sent diplomates to Terra. 2 Commisar Yarrick once heard the Orks believed he could kill with a look, so he had one of his eyes replaced with a occular implant that has a las gun in it. 3 The Golen Throne has a most a couple of centures before total failure, at best a couple of decades. Which are true Thor, which are false? For the Moon. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h26m51s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada...You should not have told us this. Chat wins!!!!! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h32m12s

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Steel_Generation on Twitch
As a washingtonian, I am sure you are aware of the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus. It's an endangered species native to temperate rainforests you call home. Your ferret rescue is encroaching upon its habitat, which is why it took so long to approve. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h33m5s

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Kitn112 on Twitch
I just did 100 steps on my exersize machine & I'm so damned proud of myself. I am finally seeing the results of being consistent & I wanted to share with you all. Keep it up chat, no matter what you're doing, it's worth it & you will see results! yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h36m19s

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slaarduk on Twitch

Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h36m42s>
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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
I know we usually raid the Ferrets but I though we could raid JayTheBard since he's live right now and we can pay it forward since he raided us during 24hr stream. Especially since After Jay finishes RE games, he's playing DMC games and Noita this month! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2741222295?t=12h38m22s

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chanman841
Chat has cursed chanman841 with Music.

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pterodactyl_3e171 on Twitch
Hello Thor! I won a gift at a baby shower by knowing a baby ferret was called a kit. Thank you! Hello goblins. Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had hives. For the ferrets! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h44m48s

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ApexCthulhu on Twitch
Good morning Thor and chat. I hope you're all well. I noticed something interesting earlier today. Artemis 2 was out of contact for the 42 minutes or so of the LOS. The length of the full album The Dark Side of the Moon is 42 minutes and 55 seconds. Conceivably, they could have listened to the whole album while they were pass along the far side of the moon. Just an interesting thing I noticed. Hope you're all doing well. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h48m40s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
Hello Thor. Friendly neighborhood spicy nugget here for a not GW2-announcement. I take ONE Day off to sleep, and it has been brought to my attention that you were convinced to spread carrot-loving propaganda. Of course- you would never do such things deliberately RIGHT? So I forgive you. But we may have heretics on our hands and I fear we must get the flamer. The -heavy- flamer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h49m32s

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sneakyest on Twitch

 as you were told when you started it, there is no way out once started. We would also like to remind you of your cars extended
 warrenty and there is a key in the safe. 7``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h51m22s>
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JohnFighterman on Twitch
I've recently discovered an Australian YouTuber going by the nickname of moreparz, who makes amazing educational shorts full of dank memes. An example to get you hooked: Tasmania is the biggest exporter of legal opium in the world, and a few years back some farmers started discovering crop circles in their poppy fields. After installing cameras they didn't discover aliens they were hoping for. Instead, to be continued in next TTS. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h52m9s

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JohnFighterman on Twitch
So the farmers were hoping for some aliens, because that was the most rational thought farmers have when seeing crop circles. Instead the recordings showed just a bunch of wallabies crossing electrical fences after dark, getting high as Burj Khalifa on poppy milk, getting midnight zoomies and jumping in circles, and then bookig it at sunrise. That's how I learned that a wallaby exists and that it’s basically a verically challenged kangaroo. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h52m41s

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WeatherGodPudge on Twitch
Have you heard of the game people of note? It's a turn based RPG with rhythm elements. I found out about it a few days ago. Apparently it has been in development for 6 years. It comes out later today on steam. I'm super excited! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h53m10s

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armagic on Twitch
Would love a Blue Prince revisit stream. If I remember correctly you didnt get all achievements like a single day finish challenge mode and cursed mode. They are like their own separate games and play differently. It would be a real fun content yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=0h59m34s

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TBA_ListenHere on Twitch
Do you remember when there was a random email leaked through google translate? What the news missed was every recipient was still CC'd in the email. My dad was a certified ethical hacker (CEH) He told me his tag. The leaked email also leaked all the gamertags of every hacker CC'd. Confirmed by the gamertag my dad shared me, I searched for it and it was ther plain as day https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=1h4m17s

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Restic on Twitch
Greetings Sir Thor, Wizard of worm blood. Your brave fight gave our minstrels an idea for a song. "Brave Sir Thor ran away! Bravely ran away, away! When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled." "Brave Sir Thor ran away! Bravely ran away, away! When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled." Good luck yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=2h26m6s

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ruhnon_ on Twitch
Greetings "Totally the big hooman Thor and not the Ferrets"! Your order of 46 65 72 72 65 74 2D 73 63 61 6C 65 20 72 69 6E 67 73 20 6F 66 20 6B 6E 6F 63 6B has shipped and will be delivered shortly! Did you know you can help our helpful AI Shopping agents by not using hexadecimal? This stops embarrassing user-error like transposing "4B 6E 6F 63 6B" as "44 65 6C 61 79 65 64 20 62 6C 61 73 74 20 66 69 72 65 62 61 6C 6C" Thank you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=3h8m25s

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CochransQ on Twitch
from tutorials (and your website), i remember that its recommended to build your own game engine if none of the commercially available engines can do what your game wants to do.. Hence Noita. But I guess my question is how will you know if it isnt available within those available engines? will i just have to f around and find out, then move on to another engine to check it out? i dont have a specific feature in mind right now though. just curious about it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=3h29m40s

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lord_parrott on Twitch
i never thought my dumbass would ever fall for a discord scam, but i did. i have 2FA on everything and reset all my passwords, is there anything else I'm not thinking of because of the panic? could really use any advice to give any peace of mind. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=4h3m21s

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Winchester1979 on Twitch
Good afternoon (for me anyway) Thor! A cooking question! Since you are allergic to bellpeppers, what veggies do you use for fried noodles? I have been on a fried noodle spree for a few weeks and I'm looking for alternative veggies to incorporate into my diet. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=4h4m2s

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skibidiahgudjahnsen on Twitch
A couple months ago I got a text from a number trying to scam me, so I figured out the area code and signed them up to get calls for more information about health insurance, no scams since. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=5h46m23s

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BigAilurus on Twitch
Just coming to inform you that thanks to nasa, we now have a massive group photo with you and all members of the community yarrJoke yarrJoke yarrJoke yarrJoke https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=8h1m25s

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lign996 on Twitch
Hi Thor. Yesterday you mentioned whoever gets first to 500 stream streak will get a challenge coin. The thing is that there is probably quite a few of us that are above 500. I am currently at 567. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=9h5m56s

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LurkerInTheWires on Twitch
Just grabbed an orb and. My heart is racin'. It's time to scarper. 'Cause Kolmi's chasin'. There's lots of fire. The world's erasing. There's been a blunder! 'Cause Kolmi's chasing! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=9h7m59s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
btw Wendy's giving away free frosties and fries today nationwide in participating locations due to the NCAA b-ball game, get it while you can chat! https://www.irwendys.com/news/news-details/2026/Wendys-is-Giving-Away-Free-Fries-and-Frosty-on-Tuesday-April-7-Thanks-to-One-Iconic-Slam-Dunk/default.aspx https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=9h27m20s

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EvilNotion on Twitch
yarrCheer500 American wizard, stay away from me, American wizard, you’re diggin way to deep, Stephens hangin around your doors, don’t wanna see your face no more https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=9h32m56s

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SP_oo_K on Twitch

“A break?”
“Yes,” he replied. “Even the Moon gets tired of orbiting expectations every night. It’s currently out of phase and avoiding small talk with Earth.”
The man nodded slowly. “So it’ll come back?”
“Of course,” the astronomer smiled, “it just needs space to reflect.”``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=9h35m21s>
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0092k on YouTube
Hello CBT of the Fracking 5. Reminder that this month we should have Super Adventure Box on Guild Wars 2, which is fun. Also, Esoteric Ebb is waiting. Also Also, when is that quick Rogue Trader full heretical run happening? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=9h36m31s

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SP_oo_K on Twitch


They call him Pirate. He sits where the hills fold into sky. He can never leave, even if he checks out—the path always turns him back like the world forgot how to say goodbye.

His hair carries cold wind like memory.

“This is a lovely place,” he says.

And so he stays, arriving forever in the one place that never lets him go.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=10h3m17s>
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therealmiracoon on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hi Chat. I think the real problem of people not knowing about the Hearbound updates is that Thor doesn't announce them using the following mediums: Cave painting. Medieval town crier. Carrier pidgeon. Smoke signal. VHS tapes. Crossword. Harry Potter Owl, even though having the slowest bird in the animal kingdom deliver messages in a world of magic is cruel. Xbox live. Crystal balls. Wiiconnect24. The league of legends forums. Cuneiform. And ofcourse text messages from the past. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=10h6m59s

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EvilNotion on Twitch
There are now people who believe video games changed the way our brains are wired through generations. Gen X, for example, played games like Metroid, Super Mario Brothers, etc. Games ENDED. You actually got a 'game over' screen. You had to execute moves perfectly in some cases to survive, so you had to retry over and over. Today games just keep going. They don't end. You don't start over (Noita is an exception). https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=10h17m29s

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agowa338 on Twitch
Did I just hear something about a sign warning about peeing against the electric fence? My cousin did that when we were kids. It was god damn funny - for everyone except him. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=10h29m43s

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TechnoSpawn on Twitch
Have you check out a game called Magicraft, they have a similar weapon setup to this and quite fun. On another note, is anyone looking to buy a second hand DeLorean, its in good shape, low mileage, only driven from time to time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=10h35m29s

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sn1p3mare on Twitch
Thank you for inspiring me, always and forever. You make the world a better place with your words and actions. We need more people like you mr Pirate Soft Hair. Whenever I am down, you uplift me, whenever I'm up you push me further up. Never let them change you, m'lord. Much love sn1p3mLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=12h12m40s

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EvilNotion on Twitch
Thor, while I would love for you to keep streaming today, because I'm enjoying it - I would also rather see you tomorrow than you not take the naps you need to not be slug human tomorrow and have to cancel stream. Go nap before CBC draw. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742025057?t=12h14m35s

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pterodactyl_3e171 on Twitch
Hello Thor! Im sorry for your loss. Please keep your inspirational words for life going. You are awesome. Hello Goblins. Why did the bird fly south? It was to far to walk. For the ferrets! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=0h16m54s

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TroyTech on Twitch
I apologize 4 what happened on the post about Mocha. I figured out what happened. I had used a laugh react on the stream announcement that you aint streaming. had a typo. the mocha post went live and accidentally laugh reacted there without realizing it while clicking. I thought you referred the stream post not the death one when called out. thought it was typo post. there was no disrespect intended toward Mocha passing. was a genuine mistake. sorry 4 adding stress during a difficult time https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=1h17m39s

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floppyGrimjaw on Twitch
Hello, master of the universe I created, this is my first message and I am happy about it. I want you to tell me something. On YouTube and other platforms, they say you are a liar, that you cheat at puzzle games, and even worse things. There's even a 10-hour video about it. Are you going to do anything about this? I believe you, sir, I don't believe liars, but there may be those who do. Are you doing anything about this? What is it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=1h37m18s

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KityHime on Twitch
Hey brother. Good to see you again! I had the worst Tuesday night that I’ve ever had. I had to have my sibling take me to the hospital due to a respiratory flare-up that made it nearly impossible for me to breathe; which I haven’t had in over 20 years. It made just walking very taxing. It was the worst I’ve ever felt in my life. I was there for seven hours from 5pm to midnight, but my amazing sibling stayed with me the whole time. Luckily, I made it through and made it home, but now I’m on an inhaler and a 5-day, 2 pills a day treatment. Life is sweeter now. Love you guys! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=1h38m0s

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toastbutcereal on Twitch
im so sorry about the loss of Mocha thor. He was a wonderful ferret and its truly devastating that he wasn't able to recover. He will always be remembered by the community . I've done a memorial drawing of him in ferretchat, if you would like to see. heres the link [#ferretchat message](/guild/162034058736435201/channel/1294227626822733845/) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=1h41m34s

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Chat has cursed qualataro1987 with Cooking.

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odin11b on Twitch
good day Jason hard beard. just wanted say thank you for creating such a great community of gremlins and all that you do for the parrots. I’m not sure if you ever liked playing eve and Minecraft. but if you did you should check out the game avorion as it’s basically their love child https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=3h2m32s

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KempySuave on Twitch
Hello Mr Kitten Softhair. Yesterday was the last day at my job. But I've received almost 6 months of pay in lieu. The best part, my incredibly toxic manager who lived and died by KPIs was also fired. I lost my job to AI, he lost his to incompetence, they left an internal temp as a manager and fired him. He fired many people just before holidays, and constantly moved goalposts. I am a free man again and will dedicate my downtime to Czech lang. and the CCNA exam. Also, Thor, you're 5 big beaches https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=3h3m18s

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skysmashify_ on Twitch
Lord Softhair, Gatekeeper of Bread, Beholder of Greggs. Sending you and Shaye so much love. I can genuinely say I know exactly how you're feeling, we lost our elderly rescue cat this Monday after a brief but gruelling illness. I've spent the last few days ruminating over how I could've done better, but we gave her at least a year past her life expectancy. You give life and voice to so many who need it, humans and animals alike. Love unapologetically, remember that to mourn is to love. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=3h4m26s

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MRPX_Gaming on Twitch
On KPI. I used to work for the UPS office that cleared every package coming into Canada. All of the top performers that got promoted only used about 5 codes: books, CDs, DVDs, computer parts, and one other. They classified EVERY package to Canada customs as one of those codes, instead of what it actually was. But, you know, they cleared a thousand packages a night... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=3h11m42s

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DragollicX on Twitch
Hello Thor, I have finally saved up enough channel points for a TTS Yay. Wanted to ask your advice on making videos. I have all these cool ideas that I would like to put out onto my channel but I fear the idea of them not doing well bc I have no long form content on my channels yet, should I just send it And make those videos Now Or should I save them for later when my channel gets bigger and just make something that i can just put out there without having to worry about them failing? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=3h41m43s

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Korygg on Twitch
Howdy Thor, check out Alkahest when can, it uses alchemy in place of a magic system and the game is inspired by Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, and Kingdom Come. It looks REALLY good too https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=3h52m1s

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jetfuel_n_steel on Twitch
hello thor and goblins i thought id show you this neat fishing / puzzle game ive been following for months on dick tok i figured you would like its art style and unlike heart bound this demo is free, it would also be neat if you interviewed them for indie summer, link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/3856530/About_Fishing/ (im not paid to do this i just think this game is neat as hell) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=4h7m36s

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Song_T_Smith on Twitch
Thor, the whole thing about Marshall's farms got me thinking: is there any way you think any of the anti animal cruelty organisations can influence them? Have you given it any thought? I think you had, want to hear your opinion on that. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=4h53m39s

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Kuhpkache on Twitch

Did you happen to see the announcement yesterday about DUNE getting PVE-first open world survival focus, with options for PvP instead of being forced, as well as self-hosted servers later this year?``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=4h54m11s>
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cereal_choochoo on Twitch
Gmornin Thor, Lord of the Storm. It seems that we must again bid farewell to a great little wiggler. So, like the others, may Mocha be reunited with the best of friends at Odin's golden hall of Valhalla. I'm sure Ghost, Cowboy, Loki and many other will be war dancing as soon as the Valkyries carry him in. So long friend, may you steal all the Einherjar's socks. Your battle is done, you fought with valiant courage. rest easy friend. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=5h3m1s

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therealmiracoon on Twitch
Hi Thor. First off. Its nice to know that me yapping with bits pays for the ferrets. Actual TTS. So I am employed and started 1st of May as a consultant and JavaDev, Medior. Prepared myself cramming Java last month. My employer has found a client for me in DevOps, so outside of my job description. Normally I am all for a challenge, learning opportunities, but I am in a trial period. And I also crammed java. What do I do, accept or decline? I don’t want risk in trial , but saying no is also arisk https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=5h18m28s

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Blitzbro92 on Twitch
Greetings Kitten of wizards. Speaking of Gravyard Keeper, it's currently free on steam and Graveyard Keeper 2 looks like it's original plus zombie defense and zombie powered automation. link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/4358690/Graveyard_Keeper_2/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=5h33m18s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
Hi! Long Chain Incoming! Coming with some cool science and good intentions. Part of my work in crisis led me to study the science that happen when a person experiences death and grief, and I learned this: although there's a LOT more that goes into it- grief is the brain's response to realizing that the nerve connections that it had built through the interactions with another person, and having to immediately rewire it (Part 1) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=5h42m20s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
Which is why it hurts so much, to the point of being physical at times. In fact- that's why sometimes people have moments of grief, because those connections fire off, and the brain remembers that they're not usable anymore. I think this is a very beautiful thing, as strange as that sounds, because it's quite literally scientific proof that the connections, and experiences, that we build are very much real, and alive. And they do stay with us forever. (Part 2) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=5h43m3s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
Life is a hardcore roguelike, and it's not fair. But it can be very beautiful, and sometimes miraculous at times. And the fact that we quite literally grow beautiful 'trees' inside each other when we connect, and love, is amazing. And, at least for me- it makes this game worth playing. Mocha will definitely be missed, he was the underdog that won, and it hurts that he's gone. But I am glad that we had him at all. He left a forest in his wake filled with hope. (Part 3) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=5h48m45s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
I am so sorry for the loss of Mocha, and the pain it brought. But it is a testament to the willingness you have to grow those trees, within yourself and others. I hope you feel better soon, my dude. Best, Firebirb PS: We really gotta figure out times to get you in game with us for the raids and missions. Should we getcha a calendar to plan it out? BTW: I am taking the carrot festival off the calendar. I am replacing it with Kitten Day in honor of your charr. Have a good day. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=6h2m33s

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clockworkpiece on Twitch
Speeking of full speed into a wall Enjoy a documentary vid about the Minamata disaster, that wasn't just Minamata and Still has affected people https://youtu.be/QQMoAw8-Pm8?si=h_88gBFmNbRtQBJy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=6h30m52s

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bluesupermn4 on Twitch
Thor, how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man? is it one? is there a minimum length the road must be? does he have to walk back as well? if he doesn’t then how can he hear you calling him a man? can’t you just call him by his name instead and save him the time it takes to walk? Thanks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=6h45m12s

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Joshkindled on Twitch
Hi Mr.softhair, have you seen the amazing new photos of the moon from NASA? The lunar eclipse looks amazing and would not have have been possible if the flight was not delayed to April 1st. The pilot said humans did not evolve to see what they were seeing because it was hard to describe what they were looking at. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=6h49m47s

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a_bubonic_plague on Twitch
Good morning Lord Thorington, lord of luscious locks, teacher of technology, god of goblins, warden of wiggles, provoker of piracy, Pops of all pirates, old man of the order, longest of Lemons, leader of sigma, keeper of kobolds, king of kittens. The fracking 5 are displeased with oil production. If things don't change the wiggleapocalypse will be released. Did you know that New York and Minnesota are opposites? New York is where the big apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=6h55m20s

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NikoSpud on Twitch
Something to help you visualise 52 factorial. Set a timer and begin at a equator. take a step once every billion years. After going round the world, take one drop of water from the Pacific. Repeat until ocean is empty. Then take one sheet of paper and place it flat on the ground. Fill the ocean back up and repeat until the stack of paper reaches from the Earth to the Sun. Look at the timer, the three left-most digits won't have changed https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=6h57m51s

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razeal18 on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hey Yo THor, I some times go by thorazine as my handle on games. actual question, I once heard that some pen testers were able to successfully infect some access badges that was able to eventually load code to give them a skeleton key to the physical security, do you think the next frontier would be a "hygiene" process. are cyber germs going to get us! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=7h1m23s

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therealmiracoon on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor. First off thank you. Secondly. Clearing up some missunderstandings. 1) This is my first job in the company, no other roles earlier. 2) My problem is basically, I have job descript javadev but now they want me to do job descript javadev+ devops. 3) I am on a trial period with full pay and benefits and everything to the point my accountant told me that he never sees contracts this nice. 4) I did put my devops skil in my CV. was mostly worried extra responsibity during trial. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=7h4m9s

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inblanky on Twitch
Hello High CBT priest of the Fracking 5. The merge with the Slimy 6 is going well. In Brazil it is very common that companies will hire you as a back or frontend, and then ask if "you know some AWS" and if so, they start to delegate you SRE stuff as well. Some give training, but not compensation. So always get it in writing. Side: I don't like how Google and AWS are the ones with Mythos access, I fear for security research in big corpo. Go play Lancer you nerd. Also, balls. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=8h23m20s

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wykedmike on Twitch
Made this joke earlier but thought I would try the tts version, If you enter a Vietnamese noodle restaurant, and there is a line to place your order, is that a pho queue? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=8h31m8s

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FrigidGrave on Twitch
Greetings sir Kitten, lord of goblins. i have an idea for a Noita challenge run. Every wand you look at the contents of must be picked up and fired at least once. this would exclude wands in the shop, and wands you can see on the screen but haven't looked at yet. this would make every wand you see a choice of whether you wanna check it or not. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=8h43m3s

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judge_freak on Twitch
Play along - I promise this is not a deez nuts. Knock Knock.............deez.............deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise. Also start reading girl genius. Don't make me send you the omnibus hardcover. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=9h2m35s

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Steel_Generation on Twitch
Salutations Thorium Maximus. I have a question for you. Previously, you've talked about how it's unhealthy for people to practice relationships with A I since they won't argue with you. I get where you're coming from, but doesn't that mean the A I will never give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=9h8m14s

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VR3dgrave on Twitch
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=9h32m45s

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Tvalnor on Twitch
I was partly joking, partly serious, but it's important to clarify: Saving Grace has no limit, it does not get consumed like +1 Life perks. So long as you have greater than 1 hp, you will trigger saving grace. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=10h3m3s

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WhyTheWolfs on Twitch
Hello Pirate Captain Kitten of the Software, have you heard of NASAs mission before the Artemis missions? NASA sent a mission apologizing to the aliens named the Apollo G. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=10h3m40s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
zafaroth indie game time, this one isn't out yet but seriously check it out, crafting survival game with a unique art style set in an endless labyrinth, hoping to find a way out https://store.steampowered.com/app/4353330/Rinthine/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=10h4m17s

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DiJuMx on Twitch
Good Morning Theodore. Imagine, if you will, a kitten-sized bumblebee. Do you think it would like being pet? Speaking of bees, did you know the closely related Orchid Bee is iridescent green. Did you know the smallest bee is the Perdita minima, it is 2mm long. Speaking of small, did you know the smallest mushroom is the Mycena subcyanocephala, the fruiting body is about 1mm tall, and blue. Bao is still smaller though. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=10h32m59s

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Gamebecile on Twitch
I heard you guys like cursed things, I present Da Witany Against Feaw: OwO I must not feaw. Feaw is the mind-kiwwew. Feaw is the wittwe-death that bwings totaw obwitewation. I wiww face my feaw. I wiww pewmit it to pass ovew me and thwough me. And when it has gone past, I wiww tuwn the innew eye to see its path. Whewe the feaw has gone thewe wiww be nothing. Onwy I wiww wemain. Kink wegawds https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=10h33m59s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
It's Thaxorin. See what I did Thor? I reversed it. Hmm, doesn't feel right. Don't worry won't happen again. It's going to be the weekend and I am excited. Cause at work they expected me to be Neil Degrassie Tyson and explain the big bang theory how all came from something as small or smaller than an atom. Anyways, you're awesome and to let you know if you say burger backwards, it sounds like scooby doo massaging your leg. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=11h38m5s

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CommanderCaleb_ on Twitch
Hey, Thor. I have deep concern that video games aren't for me anymore due to a cornerstone of my enjoyment being a sense of technological awe of "The future is now until 5-8 years from now when we have another radical leap in hardware". Now you pay a lot for an RTX 6090 just so things only look 30% better than something sensible. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=11h59m28s

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VR3dgrave on Twitch
I wanted to share to you that the Armatus Demo is being delisted from steam in 10 days. If you like Doom and roguelikes, you will love Armatus. So now that that's said, scorpions don't lay eggs. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=12h25m5s

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Myrionix on Twitch
Just a PSA: Graveyard Keeper's Base game is currently Free and the DLC is all 80% off. you can get all the content for around 10 canadian dollars. Huge for those who like Chill games. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=12h32m58s

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ineednonam on Twitch
Chat, i have to make a confession. There's something unconventional that i would like to eat. I am curious about the taste and texture. But it's hard to come by. What, you might wonder? It's ass. I have eaten something close to it which i quite liked. So i wonder if it tastes the same as horse meat or if it's completely different. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=12h36m30s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Hey Thor, Its Thaxorin. Wow, yes much better that way then the other way around. Anyways I wanted to say some nice things. Getting hot chocolate on a cold day, Saving a ferret when it needs saving, Sleeping and not having to wake up early the next day. These are some nice things. What it represents the feeling one gets with this community and noticing the small details you do and represent for those who do come here. My girlfriend is trying to get me on almond diet. I think its nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=12h45m11s

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Cronax42 on Twitch
Every time you say 'wand' while playing Noita I remember a thing we used to do with the Harry Potter books where we'd replace the word 'wand' in random sentences from the books with the word 'wang' https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=12h50m16s

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Kendoza on Twitch
Congratulations Thor. You are now customizing your wangs in Noita. You won't forget it now. Its there. Forever. On another note, thank you for all the streams. Both short and long. yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=12h52m59s

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AwCrivins on Twitch
I think I am doing this wrong but: Thor Might I recommend taking a shiny curse from its bark covered home to the top of the battle tower to rest in its diamond throne.. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2744411047?t=12h54m22s

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Chat has cursed MothmanCentaur with Art.

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ApexCthulhu on Twitch
Good morning Thor. I hope you're doing well. I need to rearrange some subscriptions and I wanted to know something. Without saying how much you earn, would you earn more from a single Tier-1 sub or 1 viewer with Turbo? Thank in advance for any insight. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=3h4m48s

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nmann77 on Twitch
Hello Why Longest of Lemons? Did we end up getting the ferret Space Photos from Artemis 2? I remember seeing that someone had sent a picture of Mouse? (Or Maybe Ghost?) on the SD cards, keen to see the final shots! Huge congrats to all the Nerds involved, watched splashdown with my wife and six kids :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=3h7m44s

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xNatemare117x on Twitch


Also, are we called Goblins cuz we can't stop gobbling up your nuts? Please, Thor, feed us your Salty Pecans and Thick Walnuts. We're so hungee.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=3h29m46s>
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tokenmedic42 on Twitch
Morning Thor! Did you watch the Artemis 2 landing? I have been watching everything from launch to landing and I realized why I love space exploration. It gives me hope. No matter how crazy it is in the world, there is someone willing to take that step forward for our future and for all humanity. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=3h32m28s

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caffeinatedminds on Twitch
Have you seen the game “Mouse P.I.”? it’s a shooter with hand drawn art in the rubber hose style. It look like a lot of fun. Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2416450/MOUSE_PI_For_Hire/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=3h34m15s

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julliAtHome on Twitch
Yesterday was a sad day. I wanted to make beef broccoli. I went to 3 stores. No broccoli in any of them. Did someone rob the broccoli guy? Anyway, good news as well. My boss leaves the company in 3 months. No, that is not the good news. He pushed through a raise for me before deciding to leave the company! yarrCash https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=4h47m47s

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PcTech53 on Twitch
Good morning Thor. I hope you are well bud. Thought you might be interested in an anomaly-horror game called The Floor Above. Link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/3951680/The_Floor_Above/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=5h2m22s

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AIR036 on Twitch
Hiya Thor. Looks like Microslop is finally "removing" copilot from notepad and snipping tool but not really? According to the article, the copilot logo is gone but replaced with generic "writing tools" with the same previous functionality. Link incoming in 3, 2, 1, https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-finally-begins-removing-copilot-from-notepad-on-windows-11-but-the-ai-still-persists https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=5h16m56s

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Aetryn on Twitch

Steam Link included: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2738490/Sol_Cesto/``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=5h41m12s>
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H4NN4HT0HM45 on Twitch
Need to get something off my chest. Recently I saw some photos of a car accident where I nearly died in late 2022 and for the first time, it made me cry and ever since then I haven't been able to stop crying. It made me realise during my recovery I lost my memory, struggle to make new ones to the point I had symptoms associated with Dissociative Identity Disorder, became reckless and lashed out especially to my two closest friends that I loved dearly to the point we cut ties. 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=6h2m20s

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H4NN4HT0HM45 on Twitch
Through the recovery process I realised I miss and love them dearly, a reason why I can't stop crying. I hope I can reconnect and find some kind of redemption and forgiveness as they have each a part of my heart and soul forever. 2/2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=6h4m15s

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DinteDarkspear on Twitch
Congratulations Thor, You have won Noita. Now a question for you adoring fans in the audience worldwide. How does it feel to have murdered so much and died so many times to get this far only to feel hollow in the world you created? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=6h18m9s

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evangeliste on Twitch
Dear Thor and chat. Time for some heartslop. Just wanted to say thank you to this community and yourself Thor. Its naturally become a safe space for me. Stay goblin! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=6h37m43s

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Nman004 on Twitch
I just wanted to say thank you for always motivating us and encouraging us. 2 months ago I shared I was going to training to become a flight attendant at the largest airline in Atlanta and I’m so proud to say after 7 long weeks of training that I actually did it. I kept telling myself I wasn’t smart enough and shouldn’t do it but your words of encouragement really helped me take that first step. It wasn’t easy but I’m so happy I did it. Thank you Thor yarrLove yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=6h43m53s

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Jersaw_ on Twitch
Hi Thor. I have a question for you. When should a person draw a line towards their love for a fictional video game character? Is it fan art? Is talking to them too far? What about kisses? Could you check out this 10 second video WITH SOUND that elaborates it better and let me know? It's very important. yarrBongos Link incoming: [#thorchan message](/guild/162034058736435201/channel/654955494460358656/) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=6h45m33s

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LetYouSTART on Twitch
Have you played Tiny Bookshop? Very different game from what I normally see you play, I really like it though. It's a game about driving a bookstore around this town and interacting with the people there and getting to know them. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=6h54m52s

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yokelabductee on Twitch


They were originally trying to design a single-floor structure, but someone misread the blueprint and stacked the plans on top of each other.

They then tried to correct it, but by then it was too late. The whole system had already escalated.

You could say it was a floored system.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=7h3m21s>
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SteamBotBro on Twitch
Hey Thor, long time lurker here. I have a question... How do you manage not rage quitting on games like noita and the binding of isaac. I really want to like the games and enjoy them when things are going good... but when I die over and over I get annoyed to the point of rage quitting... any tips on how I can enjoy these games more? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=8h2m26s

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splitfire69 on Twitch
Hello Mister PirateSoftHair, Wrangler of Wigglers, Lord of Goblins, Kitten of Discord, Founding Member of The Fracking Five, The Longest of Lemons,.... I wanted to say Thank you your streams are always the Highlight of my days keep up the great work.... Also Happy Birthday... yarrStinky Give Chat Glue yarrGlue And Give the Mods Bread GetThatBread 🍞 🍞 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=8h3m35s

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a_bubonic_plague on Twitch
Good morning Lord Thorington. Have you heard of the rug-rats conspiracy theory? If you haven't, the theory is that everything is in Angelica's head. So this is how it goes with each child? Chunky died with his mother in the accident. That is why Chaz is so nervous all the time and overreacts. Tommy was a stillborn and that is why stew is always in the basement creating toys to cope. The twins where a miscarriage so Angelica didn't know if it was a boy or a girl. Susie real. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=8h14m38s

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KittyKrackers on Twitch
Thor, I have a curiosity question: what is the longest you have used a computer for? I finally retired my old laptop, after babying it for fourteen years, keeping it mostly free from cat fur and litter lol https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=8h53m5s

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CleftnTwain on Twitch


Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/315840/Catacomb_Kids/``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=8h55m13s>
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Zafaroth on Twitch
I have a deep question for thor and chat. When I play sonic the hedgehog, he doesn't have free will, because I'm controlling him. But if I don't have free will either. Is it because sonic is controlling me? Or is the universe playing sonic the hedgehog, through my body? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2745255768?t=10h58m55s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Hey Thor Long time since I said a poem. A Thaxorin Poem. I dedicate this one to the woman sleeping now. I give thanks for the time we have, had, and will be. Even though your snoring can wake sailors at sea. We game together, play together and have a lot of fun. Even though you say more more more, and I am just done. Life is a bit of a balance you see. To the loved one you will hopefully marry. Nothing is a perfect fit all the time. Though I am glad your life came into mine. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=0h38m32s

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sqishd on Twitch

She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit
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Thaxorin on Twitch
Hey thor, I thaxorin have another 500 bits. Cool, eh? Maybe some inspirational quotes? If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough. Also a couple of facts. Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=0h40m56s

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ZeEmperor on Twitch
Hello Lord Thorington, god of lemons and wrangler of long agressive noodles. Have you seen a new game called Sol Cesto that just got released on steam? Seems up your alley in terms of weirdness and interesting artstyle. Although I can't tell you what the gameplay is like even after watching the trailer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=1h10m57s

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stryker401 on Twitch
Oh longest of lemons, i have heard you mention before you liked a game that had you draw symbols for the spells to cast them. There was one that was just brought to my attention on steam called The Magus Circle. Figured you would like to check it out. Link incoming 3 2 1 https://store.steampowered.com/app/2796640/The_Magus_Circle/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=1h41m11s

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Lbear2021_h on Twitch
Good sir good morning to you. Please help settle a debate had in ferret chat yesterday. If you to refer to a chicken breast do you prefer the terms chicken tiddy or chimken booby? Would be delicious to have with some smashe tatos. Please empart your wisdom upon us on this hot topic. Is til chimken boobie or chicken tiddy for the educated? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=1h43m52s

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GolemancersArt on Twitch
I'm going to take cold hotdog pie and I'm going to turn it into something that you bake and you'll regret- I'm sorry can't finish that, really tried. That's an abomination. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=1h44m26s

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JimSumVT on Twitch
Hello again Mister Softhair, here is another report from streaming progress, i've been taking your advice and it's been working great met a great community of players and streamers for project zomboid, they've been very supportive of me practicing my english, as they let me slow down and compose my thoughts when i get too overwhelmed when people chat, thank you again for inspiring me to start streaming that i found so much awesome and supportive people from all over the world https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=2h16m17s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
Fun fact: The red mushroom in the Mario games is based on a real mushroom! The Amanita muscaria, is a real mushroom that is dangerous to consume. It can poison small children, like kids that play Mario for instance, and it has psychedelic and hallucinogenic effects on adults. Thor will most likely claim he knew this fact, he did not, he read ahead and just wanted to sound smart. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=2h21m29s

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RebeLLionx420 on Twitch
On behalf of @greyrellik : Pipistrello, the game I mentioned before, is a zelda-like game where you get yoyo tricks that expand your mobility. Posts shall continue until I confirm you are informed. @PirateSoftware https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=2h22m48s

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armagic on Twitch
Might have found a blue prince like puzzle explorer. The vibe looks great too. Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. It's also 50% off on steam now and reviews make it look very promising https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=3h12m1s

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Eldestwolf on Twitch
Hey, Thor. I just moved to a new place for work. Some of the guys here play D&D, but they had to put it on hold since their DM went on leave. I’ve been looking to get into a face-to-face game, and I was thinking about doing a Hex Crawl. Thing is, I’ve only DMed a few times, and I’ve never played a Hex Crawl. Do you think I should try the Hex Crawl or something more traditional? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=3h41m47s

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k1llersqu1rl on Twitch
Thor Storm Born of House Hall Rightful owner of Irate Soft Hair with Protector of Chairs AssGuard, Breaker of Blockchains, Yellow Eggplant man, Mother of ferrets, The Thor-Eesi of the Great Ferret Sea i have some words of wisdom for you. Two nuns were cycling down a cobblestone road. one said to the other "I've never came this way before" the other Nun looked down and said "Hmm, must be the cobbles" oh, by the way, you just lost The game https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=3h44m37s

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Googly_Eyed_Beast on Twitch
did you see that Anthropic wrote an AI hacker that the government and bankers are terrified of? It's called Claude Mythos. https://www.morningbrew.com/stories/2026/04/11/anthropic-latest-ai-model-strikes-fear-into-banks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=3h49m17s

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ScyllaFren on Twitch
Sorry, "can't" go to Twitchcon for two reasons: 1: we already met last year (orbidice/tobii guy) and two of same con consecutively is boring, and 2: one week earlier is MCM Comic Con in London, and right on my 50th birthday! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h17m26s

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Piccolo113 on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Have you heard of the upcoming aRPG called The Lantern of the Laughless Saint? Open world fps RPG like Morrowind, but weirder. Hilarious trailer incoming: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XYVvUULaCzc https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h21m28s

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Glitch_Bugz on Twitch
Good morning Thor. I would like to introduce you to a single player turn based tactical extraction RPG with a WH4k/Doom vibe with awesome pixel art. its call Quasimorph link incoming. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2059170/Quasimorph/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h23m57s

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Vespy238 on Twitch
i linked a couple games in Stream chat, a puzzle game called Jigrift, and a survival game called Guardians of the Wild Sky, that looks really interesting to me. also my 39th birthday is on the 24th, i wish to unsubscribe from the joint pain. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h30m24s

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SoulReady on Twitch
Hey Thor, As a fellow writer, have you heard of this upcoming tool Forgetales. I think it will help writers keep track of there stories and make it so much easier. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h38m49s

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caffeinatedminds on Twitch
You have witnessed in "The Witness", now go look in "The Looker". Yes, it's real, and free. Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1985690/The_Looker/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h49m2s

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plasmaGeist on Twitch

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bftHAVOC on Twitch
have you seen the continuous feed pickle tube? instead of a pickle jar, it is a horizontal tube, once you get it going, you eat from one end and replenish from the other end pushing the bit in the middle towards the feeding end, this way you dont have to deal with the bottom of pickle jar being 327894 years old and top is only 1 week https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h55m28s

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teigan_is_pissed on Twitch
Good morning keeper of fuzzy snakes. Wanted to drop a thank you. Looked into cybersecurity after you'd mentioned it, and now I'm working on my bachelors. Funny how life works sometimes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h59m28s

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jacekohlleppel2399 on YouTube
Hey Thor im glad i started watching again. I just had a daughter last month and do far I think having her is the most amazing thing I've ever experienced. Have a good day everyone :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=5h8m6s

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bluesupermn4 on Twitch
Did you see the recent update on the advancement in cryogenics? They finally had a volunteer allow them to bring their body all the way down to absolute zero. Amazingly they are OK now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=5h20m11s

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SynLessNight on Twitch
Hey Jason & Chat. Thank you all for keeping me occupied on my mini-respite. Next week I embark on a 19 hour total plane journeys to the Land Down Under to be with my fiancé for eternity. I wish all you goblins the same happiness I have found, whether that be with another human, or an animal. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=6h8m55s

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yokelabductee on Twitch
hey thor a tamarian joke for you, The Gate of Shaka — unopened. Darmok, approaching. Shaka at the Gate ‘Who enters?’ Darmok, his arms wide. Shaka his laughter, like Temba’s overflowing basket. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=6h31m22s

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SuprChikn on Twitch
To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=6h38m12s

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J_L_H_1 on Twitch
Hi Thor, i am making a game and just finished the procedural generation map i will be using, mostly i wanted to share it, but also what should i do now? am i supposed to make the character next or should i make the placeable objects first??? i need someone to say what i should do next... thanks allready https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=6h38m36s

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overlordlopaka on Twitch
hello. first happy birthday. i wanted to get your opinion on censorship in games, i know there were people on twitter campaining on getting rid of the game because they did not like it but i did not think they would get far and were just complaining but they have recently won and now are talking about other games. link https://www.engadget.com/gaming/google-removes-doki-doki-literature-club-from-the-play-store-080615951.html https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=6h46m14s

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DinteDarkspear on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hello Shantier of Seas second of the name, What is your opinion on randomizers. If you should definitely look up the Archipelago randomizers, Multiple people each having a different game with items randomized from each others worlds. There is over 100 games which include Noita and Balatro. Look it up you might enjoy it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=8h38m33s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
Good luck on your Noita adventures Thor, succeed and your soul will end up spending eternity forever in the Hall of Heroes, where the brave live forever! Heads up there is also a Hall of Losers and Failures, you don't want to end up there, trust me it's embarrassing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=9h9m19s

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Dctr_Crowley on Twitch
Two things; Firstly, There is an Ultramarine Mini which appears to have a Servo Skull Toilet Roll holder, see discord. Secondly, To stop ants coming into your house, leave a saucer of milk outside. The adults drink it and it has an effect on reproduction. The young are then born without toes, so cannot climb. These are lack toes in toddler ants. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=9h43m38s

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S1lentSymphony on Twitch
First wanted to say thank you. The content you create is absolutely fantastic, and highly entertaining. Second, are there any puzzles in Noita that are still unsolved? Also, if Texas encompasses the entire planet, what exactly does that make Canada? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=10h54m7s

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Fyrebird721 on Twitch
if i had money, i'd just want a functional car, maybe a 70s era Muscle car, but at minimum, functional, invest a bit, make my money work for me, and freaking UPGRADE MY COMPUTER https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h9m28s

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ApexCthulhu on Twitch
While I think it is hilarious, I believe I have found a flaw in your easter egg. You now have no way of knowing whether I typed Greater Minnesota or Canada. I could spend my time fully typing out Greater Minnesota or I could simply type Canada and have your TTS do the hard work for me. Jokes on you though I dont mind typing out the full name so here we go Greater Minnesota Greater Minnesota Greater Minnesota Greater Minnesota Canada Canada https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h10m11s

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PanCakeIdiot14 on Twitch
when will you play ENA: Dream BBQ? y'know the game with the CDI wizard? also the game is a part of the youtube series of sorts by Joel G, I recommend watching it before playing the game to have an idea of who the main character is and stuff like that. anyways, have fun noita-ing! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h11m4s

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ReignSupreme_o7 on Twitch
A businessman went to a bar in Texas to test the saying everything is bigger in Texas. He ordered a steak, and they brought out a steak as big as his plate. He ordered a beer and it was as large as a cowboy boot. After drinking all the beer he needed the restroom but made a wrong turn and it ended up in a swimming pool. They found him treading water shouting at the top of his lungs, "Don't Flush!" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h18m19s

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tsikintoh on Twitch
Hi Pirate of the longest hair, I got another game recommendation that I think might be up your alley. It's a number go up and a necromancer game where you play as a skull and summon skeletons to fight for you in a dungeon. Imagine pixelated POE2 witch summoner but you have all the skeletons link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3199360/Skull_Horde/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h25m7s

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PanCakeIdiot14 on Twitch
to be fair you looked at Dream BBQ a while ago. it came out a year ago and you looked at it before that, here's the link to it to look at later, play it whenever! :) https://store.steampowered.com/app/2134320/ENA_Dream_BBQ/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h39m11s

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WulfrikMacGregor on Twitch
Hey Thor, loving your streams like always, Noita is always a blast to watch. How do you and chat feel about horror games? You should look up Idol of Ashes, it looks really cool. Steam link incoming in 3 2 1. https://store.steampowered.com/app/4450800/Idols_of_Ash/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h51m48s

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TVDhero on Twitch
Hey Mr Thor. Here is a link to the steam page of Stip. It releases later this year, but it looks sick. A math puzzle game with a horror side. Link https://store.steampowered.com/app/3227960/Stip/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=11h55m19s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
hmm, Thor my Thax brain was turning when taking a break from Diablo four grind to paragon 300. Is the rescue be publicly available? Either for educational purposes, aka kid tours. Or even for adoptions? Of course to those screened by a tight microscope? Also, I know I don't want to bother you so you can ignore the next part. I mentioned "The Dream Machine" game before and you should take a look at it at least. It reminds me of "the Dark Eye". A game that animates Edgar Allan Poes poems https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=12h1m39s

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8BitAlexx on Twitch
Hi Thor! I hope you and the bread-deprived mods are doing well. I wanted to make you aware of a game called Pluto. Its a deckbuilding spellcasting game but it has some cool mechanics but most of all the art style is Wild! Super weird designs! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=6h34m2s

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DinteDarkspear on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hello Long Lemon AI. Yesterday I asked about the Archipelago randomizers, now the question is will you do one on with us in the Actual Pirates Discord. would you do it on stream or after. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=7h1m12s

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Red__VT on Twitch
I did a series of three noita gifs and left them on the noita discord channel. I even drew in the amulet like you have it to make it even more personalized. I am a menace with free will and a clip studio license. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=9h38m31s

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EvilNotion on Twitch
♫ Just a small town girl, Livin' in a lonely world, She took the midnight train going anywhere. Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, he took the midnight train going anywhere. Relax said the night man, we are programmed to receive. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=10h17m31s

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SleepyDrakken on Twitch
Found a cool 2d to 3d game that look like old style japanese puppet drawings with the candle light behind them. You play as a "editor trapped in a manuscript and must unravel a thousand year story that writes itself" link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/4018380/Chronoscript_The_Endless_End/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=11h29m20s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
So Thor, IF that is your real name. Cause Thaxorin isn't mine. Now you know my secret. Just got back from Taco Time and I is full. Saw that you were still enjoying yourself. I am going to game myself in a min. Though there is something you should know. I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=11h44m58s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
I slept through it but some Ena dream bbq facts for you: 1. I tried to get you to play it when it released so I'm glad you did. 2. Dratula is voiced by vinesauce, a streamer here on twitch, not to be confused with vsauce. You played minecraft with him, simpleflips and mysticat once. 3. Almost all voices, in all languages are done by various content creators, a perspective ear can really pick them out. 4. And finally, dream bbq is only the first part of a series they plan to produce more https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=11h46m32s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Hey Thor, I Thaxorin know I just did a TTS but something got stuck on my mind and I hear that if you talk about it, it may go away. I'm blue, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=11h49m27s

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Caveman_91 on Twitch
Just wanted to say thanks. Recently got on better anti anxiety meds and finally feel like i have control again which has let me finally do some of the life betterment you have talked about in the past. I've even lost 40 pounds. So again, thanks! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=11h53m2s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
Hey Thor, I wasn't able to watch your playthrough of BBQ due to Bed, Breakfast, & Work, but I look forward to the Vod. I don't know what you got planned for tomorrow but might I suggest Void Stranger as an option. It's burning a hole in your library like so many other games & I just know you'll fall in love with it like so many other indie games in the past. I don't make that statement lightly. Part 1. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=12h5m9s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
Part 2. Last time I brought it up, you said "Bet", so here's the bet: Play 10 minutes of Void Stranger doing up, down, left, right, etc. & if you don't vibe with it & don't want to continue it, then I won't bring it up again & I'll change my name to a name of your choice for 24hrs. You can continue Noita & then switch over @ 7 am PST or 10 am EST so it can be 10 minutes at 10. And make YouTube vid out of that 10min playthrough. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=12h5m40s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Are you okay Thor? I thaxorin don't need to be thanked for things I do but it happened a few times you didn't say anything about gifted subs? I know for a fact you are super good about it normally. I think it may not be appearing for you? Just curious. Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=12h13m6s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
Void Stranger isn't a long game really. Cdwag was able to get through it all in 30hrs. Some say it made Brother Mouse rage quit, but that doesn't take much to do LUL. And a bet is a bet. I know I'll win. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746943852?t=12h24m9s

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Ticho5796 on Twitch
Hello Thor, master of moist hair, bender of wigglers, servant of chat and goblin licker. thank you for beeing here! sadly i‘ll lose my 105 stream series due to me being on holliday with mostly no internet, but thats okey. snifle… have a wonderfull moist hair day!! P.S. you need to manifest the high on life Toilette scene in your mind right now! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=0h30m54s

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sqishd on Twitch

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=0h31m54s>
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malevolent_requiem on Twitch
Hey the ankylosing spondylitis guy from a few days ago, its my birthday today and I wanted to tell you thank you for the encouraging words last time for my first DLC. Already got my second one "ADHD" so I started ritaline meds which changed my life. Didn't know I was on dark souls difficulty when I spawned into this world yarrWhy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=0h33m59s

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SleepyDrakken on Twitch
Found another interesting game called dimraeth that has a demo by a new dev called mudtek, seems its their first game too, its a pixel action adventure RPG thats path of exile like given the skill tree, there's open world building it seems from 1 of the Screenshots, crafting and farming, and you can recruit allies it seems and its 1 to 8 players with 8 races and 6 classes. Link https://store.steampowered.com/app/2402680/Dimraeth/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=0h38m34s

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7th_Seraphim on Twitch
Hey Thor, I learned a fun mushroom fact recently, the cell wall of fungus is mostly chitin, which is the main component of arthropod exoskeletons, which means mushrooms are made of bugs, more importantly, Lobster Mushroom is made of Lobster. Have a great stream. yarrCursed yarrCursed yarrCursed yarrNeat yarrNeat https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=1h35m45s

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Neener_The_Blue on Twitch
Dearest Jamal, Master of Meatball the Mischievous, an update from my last message a couple weeks ago: I've recoverd enough from my car accident to return to work as of this past Sunday. I had a ton of anxiety returning at first but found my footing better than I thought I would. I run both your stream and the ferrets whenever possible. The camaraderie here helps keep me sane. Thank you all and much love, fellow goblins! Context: I'm a 911 operator. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=1h41m15s

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NikolaiTheWaterGuy on Twitch
Hey there Thor long time fan i hope you are well i was wondering could you check out teardown somtime? the multiplayer is out and there is so so much to do it might as well be G mod 2 i highly recommend Vehicle sumo https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=1h44m2s

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MisterBing13 on Twitch
Are ya ready kids? I can't hear you! Oh! Who lives in a shack made of wood by the sea? Thor Bob Ripped Pants! Shaggy and dirty and smelly is he! Thor Bob Ripped Pants! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=1h50m38s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
You know what? Your lemon is cruel joke. Life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn' lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who the fuck' I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your fucking' house down! With the lemons! My engineers are gonna invent a combustible lemon that burns your fucking' house down! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=1h54m47s

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a_bubonic_plague on Twitch
good morning lord thorington. Monster hunter wilds got an announcement resently. Capcom said that the expansion will be as big as Monster hunter world iceborne, and Monster hunter rise sunbrake. Data-minners have already discovered the Monster images and there is a massive gap between the Monsters and normal wildlife. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=2h37m0s

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xwinneralex on Twitch
hello kitten soft hair and chat, this is a small reminder that there was a percentage of sailors and people who lost an eye because they rub it with their hook hand forgetting it was a hook. Today is also my mothers birthday, did not know you shared a birthday with her https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=3h20m17s

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MothOfManPlays on Twitch
It seems that I have a condition called Ascites. This results in pooling of fluid in the abdominial area and edema to the lower parts of the body. THere are several other symptoms that I doctors have not seen past in 10 years man. FInally I have a solid treatment plan and should be on the track to much better health! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=3h25m42s

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PanMeowgi on Twitch
Hello Mister Kitten Soft Hair, I wanted to ask, are the mods ok? Did you maybe lose the basement key? Notice they are less around. Just wanted to know. I don't mind if you won't explain. Was just wondering if everything is ok. Happy to be a part of this place. Keep on keeping up! Chat remember to use bread and watch the noodles! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=5h28m34s

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XeroxCopycat on Twitch
In the event of a Goose-shaped Kaiju attack, DO NOT PANIC. Do not underestimate it's goose like appearance. This entity is capable of some serious damage. The Goose may partake in a goofy dance. If this happens, quickly hide under the nearest cardboard cutout of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Beware of it's power honk. One Honk could shatter an entire continent. The SCP has deemed this anomaly, classification Apollyon. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=5h44m39s

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alabaster____ on Twitch
Had a realization last night, Chuck Norris passes to take over the afterlife, shortly after we lose Mocha, coincidence? Or was Chuck Norris in need of some wiggly reinforcements? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=7h45m38s

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thatonedumbsubscriber on Twitch
Im starting a petition for Shaye to make us an emote of a ferret in a pirate hat with a hook hand, and call it yarrHar. All those who would like to sign the petition, send yarr7 in the chat! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=8h34m13s

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purpleandsilver on Twitch
I never saw someone do this with TTS, so I'm going to do it. Ahem. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=8h58m52s

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Senzueffect on Twitch

And the name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Blow, my bully boys, blow
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=9h24m12s>
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Ladykitkitty on Twitch
How do you calmly talk to a new hire that used to be a general manager for a different restaurant? On their first day, they were trying to tell me, the Assistant General Manager, how to do my job. They were only seeking to be a driver and was hired as such. My general manager is currently away on vacation. They were great in the interview, but now I'm not sure. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=9h33m14s

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Kitn112 on Twitch
I like the way TTS says choo choo, so with that in mind choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747723073?t=12h39m30s

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juscozcustoms on Twitch
I am sorry to inform you that you missed streaming on international long lemon day yesterday, It is held on the third Wednesday of April each year. praise the long lemon https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=1h9m57s

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TwelvePack96 on Twitch
Good morning, Thor! Hope you and chat have a lovely Thorsday. Just curious, have you had a chance to look into Meld Studio’s newest update with Meld Spark? I’d love to hear your thoughts on it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=1h22m5s

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HypedKinetic on Twitch
Met up with two friends for coffee. We discussed our different careers. One friend proudly said he was a genealogist and that he was fascinated by studying the family tree. Without skipping a beat, my other friend proudly proclaimed, I'm a gynecologist so I can study the family bush. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=1h25m21s

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Wurstwiesel on Twitch
Hi Thor! Thanks for mentioning the book "Code" from Charles Petzold. Bought it, read it and am now hopefully more educated. Do you have other recommendations for books (apart from the flavour bible that is on the list)? Thank you for our pair programming sessions. Although I have to do all the typing. Never give up, never surrender! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=2h3m17s

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Karumac on Twitch
Captain, I want to show you an indie game that would be humorous if it appeared on the PIG. When you read the name of the game, it will make sense why it would be funny. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2823570/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=2h12m47s

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flayminglehmons on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Been away from the community for a while since the controversy last year. I'm remembering why I loved your content and I'm pretty happy coming back so far. Currently prepping a batch of cranberry apple oatmeal as of writing this. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=2h48m26s

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JohnFighterman on Twitch
After my last double TTS about wallabies getting high on poppies in Tasmania, I've checked out what they're called in my own language since I'm not a native 'murican speaker and I like linguistic trivia. Turns out, my default language doesn't discriminate those who are fun sized, and we just call them kangaroos. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=2h48m56s

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Cipherftw on Twitch
Why hello there. Its been a fun week. I started my vacation after working 10/7 for 4 weeks (2 weeks off baby!) then immediately got pulled over while being a moron. 120 in a 70. 1 out of 10 don't recommend being that stupid. I really should have just spent the 500 for a track day somewhere. On the flip side, today was my payday! Then, discords AI banned me for no reason and I cant get in touch with a human to get it fixed. the emotions are all over the place. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=3h7m47s

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flayminglehmons on Twitch
yarrCheer550 Update on the cranberry apple oatmeal, used the last of my old fashioned oats and took a break to burn the tube in my fireplace. Gonna finish getting everything else and some apple juice into the slow cooker shortly. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=3h16m39s

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xander_the_goose on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, I had a computer question I wanted to pick your brain on. I've been using an Asus laptop for a while, and while I like it, I got it a bit underpowered because I wasn't expecting to use it for much, and I didn't want to tempt myself into gaming on it. Thankfully, I'm getting a decent tax return this year, so I'm thinking of upgrading to a Framework, which are highly modular, and dipping my toes into Linux for the first time. Would love to get your opinion https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=3h36m41s

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Afaeyer on Twitch
based on the bluehammer thing, would it hypothetically be possible to RCE the Win11 base layer on an Xbox that is DMZ'd and use it as a vector to get into a network? I know a lot of people who do it that get past NAT issues with online games https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=4h37m50s

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DinteDarkspear on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Old is a state of mind. I know and old man who was 98 when he had to move to a nursing home due to his septic tank back flooding into his home. He then moved out the same day to live with his family in the same city. and on the phone he said and I Quote "Get me out of here this place is full of old people." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=4h58m41s

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ZeekYeShalfind on Twitch
morning captain software, killer of dodos. I have a local group that sings sea shanties on the 3rd Wednesday of every month. So last night I decided to switch up my pirate gear and dress as a space pirate. everyone got a kick out of the outfit but when asked what was my ship I responded “ah Tiz the dreaded Black Hole”. Thank you for all the streams and keep up the amazing work keeping us positive in these awful times https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=6h3m49s

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pyrokaji on Twitch
Fun fact about the "Brig" that ships have. It was originally designed by a group of Oceanic merchants called the Brigandise, who specialized in moving of fruits, vegetables, and nuts to other east asian peoples. They had to lock this produce in "brigs" in order to prevent some of their sailors and passengers from indulging in the expensive merchandise during transit. Eventually, they turned into cells to keep thieves and scurvy ridden Pirates hostage. You'd have loved the Brigandise nuts, Thor. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=6h32m41s

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yokelabductee on Twitch
hey thor there's a game on epic that will be free for a week starting later today called the stone of madness it is a tactical stealth game set in 18th century spanish monestary with full animation scenes that remind me of broken sword and game play is top down iso with full animation of characters in the same style worth a look, it is also on steam for £25 currently https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=6h42m25s

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AshesOfStevenSharifsLoans on Twitch
Hey chat, remember Thor won't be streaming the normal amount so keep support on standby, when he says his patented "Ok chat" we let lose the hostage train. But remember to level up when the timer hits 1 minute so we maximize it yarrLurk https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=6h47m35s

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VR3dgrave on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hello Strom Thor man and chat. I’ve been dealing with a lot of issues lately involving some friends. We went on a trip together and and it was just stressful overall. We were traveling for a few hours and we were all hungry, so I’m sure that’s why tensions were all over the place. On a dark desert highway. Cool wind in my hair. Warm smell of colitas. Rising up through the air. What do The Dude from Big Lebowski, Prometheus, and Saruman have in common? I hate the fuckin eagles man https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=7h39m57s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
if I had to rate this game I'd give it a 7 out of 10 and let me explain why, the ratio of dry land to ocean is just too extreme, one could say, there is too much water https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=7h49m13s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
question for you actually, give the far superior optimization of hytale, how do you feel about loosening policy on contraptions in new blockgame? Hytale devs have talked about how they've hired people to make machinery that feels like it belongs in thier universe. A specific thing I picture is players having a storage sprite that has filters, that slowly sorts thier chests for them by carrying items around thier base, I think it'd look cool https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=8h4m58s

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judge_freak on Twitch
I came across a really interesting game yesterday, that I wanted to share. It's called Tsarevna, Age of Tales and the main character could be described as a blade dancer, because all the combat is based on ballerina movement. It looks gorgeous and I'm interested to see how it turns out! Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3348640/TSAREVNA_Age_of_Tales/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=8h25m12s

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Karumac on Twitch
What shall we do with a drunken Pirate? What shall we do with a drunken Pirate? What shall we do with a drunken Pirate? Early in the live stream. Call his bluff cause he's allergic. Call his bluff cause he's allergic. Call his bluff cause he's allergic. To the hops and barley. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=8h28m39s

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judge_freak on Twitch
You call us goblins but you have such severe ADHD it hurts sometimes, Thor - here's the link again to the ballerina combat game lol https://store.steampowered.com/app/3348640/TSAREVNA_Age_of_Tales/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=8h36m26s

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0092k on YouTube
Hello violent miner of the Fracking 5. I would like to share a theory about Winky. The reason he keeps losing bones and almost dying is so Chaiross keeps him on the chair, empowering Chaiross further. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=9h39m55s

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Senzueffect on Twitch
The brass monkey has a lots of myths and misnomers. And if you want a short education of it. There is a Naval History page on the subject. Can be found in this link. https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/b/brass-monkey.html https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=9h56m51s

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Hippy80 on Twitch
As a general hater of AI in content creation, have you heard of the new Ai program CorridorKey? It uses a trained neural network to handle greenscreen shots to a quality that is top notch, and it takes seconds. It's also open source. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=11h17m48s

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CinderzEU on Twitch
Hey Thor, what has been your favourite questline so far of Windrose? Mine is most defintiely the one from Long Ben at the Tavern of Tortuga's Inn. No reason why but you should speak to him. yarrCult yarrCult yarrCult yarrCult https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2749291161?t=11h49m30s

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Chat has cursed FakeMJP with Art.

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nmann77 on Twitch
Good Morning Thor! Love your streams, however, I'm sure we were promised Friday was finally to be Dwarf Fortress Day, and my Body, it was so ready yarrHeart Alas, the discord says we are to Robot and not Dwarf. Is this really true? yarrCursed Seriously though, love hanging out with the Goblins + keep up the good work. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=1h48m47s

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RealMaiWaifu on Twitch

luv u all``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=2h34m16s>
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Apocalypse_Pies on Twitch
so i was watching a noita streamer this morning and they showed a noita-like thats being worked on custom engine every pixel can interact with each other not much info atm but they have web site https://meatbatgames.com https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=3h2m35s

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mintyfiz on Twitch
Two horrifying thoughts for you and chat, moon armour optional. First of all what if they start running? secondly do you remember the discussion about Lunar building materials during the NASA mission to fly round the moon, what is this Lunar filament made of again? What are the walls made of Thor? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=3h17m42s

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Mitzunari on Twitch
watching the Assasins Creed Black Flags remake trailer and i cant shake the feeling that some scenes in the video look weird, like AI weird and out of place while stating the trailer is "captured on PS5 Pro" someone sanity check me on this yarrLUL https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=3h54m28s

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Tarmok_II on Twitch

jokes aside, the game seems fun and I really hope they did not go for a cliché "Man sacrifices himself for the cute machine" kind of ending.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=4h2m53s>
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Bazag on Twitch
Goblin King, I bring you tribute in the form of an Australian Conspiracy theory. The drop bear has nothing on this one. There's this chicken Fast Food chain call Red Rooster. There's this rumour going around that it is not only not financially solvent but is actually a money-laundering front for a biker gang. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=5h6m39s

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tsikintoh on Twitch
Hello Thor, this game masterfully puts all the attention onto Diana but as you keep playing chat is bit by bit noticing it too. Have you not thought it weird that since Hugh had hidden his face earlier, he has not shown his face? Moon armor on, what if Hugh is no longer alive since then? calling it now yarrHmm https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=5h34m32s

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GolemancersArt on Twitch
Please thor, help me. I'm stuck here in this bread and I can barely move. The only way to save me is to deliver this suspiciously not person sized bread to the mods for them to release me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=5h43m46s

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BlamoSound on Twitch
Today was quite a roller coaster and think I may to try to escape for a bit with Pragmata now that I have seen some gameplay. In other news, I woke up to find out that the sound team I was a part of for a documentary has been nominated for an award! But about an hour later I got a call from my brother letting me know that grandma is in hospital and only has days left. Anyways, thank you for playing this on stream and thank you for all that you do for this community, you're the best yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=5h56m51s

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WxrtHltl_jwlpklz on Twitch
Thor, as a recovered Eve player I has the question. This may divide chat. Freelancer or Escape Velocity, which did you play more or prefer now? May your lemons stay long and your trade enrich life. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=6h24m40s

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AshesOfStevenSharifsLoans on Twitch
When stream ends I'm getting kicked out of the house for a mission, I'm being sent to find two MTG card that have ferrets on them, probably for you. I assume you already have them but getting out is healthy yarrGrass https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=6h34m44s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
hype train! I'd like to apologize on behalf of all elite dangerous gamers, I tried to help thor learn elite dangerous and failed. The tutorial fight sniped out his sensor which caused infinite pain because I didn't even know it could be broken https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=6h37m2s

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Nightmareofsol on Twitch
For the hype train for the Ferrets yarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=6h42m25s

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TooLittleControl on Twitch
Thor, its happened to me. I was in a leadership workship today and the speaker started talking about stormin', normin' and performing. I wanted to flip the table and run out the door. I curse Bruce Tuckman and all his ancestors https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=7h6m48s

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UI30 on Twitch
Thor, you'll love this. I lead customer experience and interaction, including some operations internally at my org for 5 years. The brand new director of our product wanted to force an account system on our free, of 10 years, app. I provided my insight about why this is a bad idea and what we should do instead, I got back "with all due respect, you handle internal process, not business decisions". We lost 30% of our user base in 4 months, with negative reviews rising ~70%. Pain. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=7h30m28s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
a couple things, its impressive they managed to make Diana so likeable, it's easy to make a kid annoying but they nailed her character, also, it must have taken so much iteration to get the hacking to not feel intrusive or clunky, I think it's really interesting to make the player make a strategic decision with thier attention, hacking more carefully carries bonuses but you might get hit while focusing on hacking https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=7h33m35s

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LurkerInTheWires on Twitch
Thor, every great hero had their haters. But they also had their one fatal weakness. Achilles had his heel. Samson had that one lock of hair that he could not allow to be trimmed. Your power will only last as long as chat hasn't bathed. So, you're pretty safe StinkyCheese . Also, have you ever shopped at Aldi? Because it's not as much fun to tell people to put Safeway nuts in their mouth. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=7h43m8s

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k1llersqu1rl on Twitch
i thought of a hilarious premise for a DnD Campaign into the FeyWilds, unknown to the party until AFTER they have made their characters, in ALL of the players childhoods they all without thinking answered Yes to a Fey's question of "hey can i have your attention" now, as adults, they are adventuring through the feywilds hunting down the fey that stole their ability to concentrate to get it back, they have to randomly, and constantly roll for "attention checks". its essentially ADHDDND https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=7h46m59s

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MothOfManPlays on Twitch
Just an update, they have at this dime declined surgical intervention for me and are instead giving me two more new medications to take. Im starting to feel like a pharmacy myself these days. Still trying to keep my chin up and pushing on. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=7h55m23s

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Brambleshadow11 on Twitch
Dunno if we have any cavers/archeologists in here, but I saw a movie about The Chauvet cave on wednesday and thinking about how the paintings and bones in the cave were preseved keeps re-hitting me. They are some of the (if not THE) most well preserved cave paintings we have found to date. It is closed to the public and is very selective about the researchers that go in to not degrade the natural preservation. Just wanted to share! (The movie is called Cave of Forgotten Dreams) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=8h1m41s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
my death stranding 2 stream argument: death stranding 2 has a lore recap for death stranding 1 and is a direct improvement over 1, it features far more action and better pacing then 1, while retaining that chill atmosphere. the mechanics are just sick and the plot is awesome too https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=9h32m31s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Yo, Thor, Its Thax to the max. Hows it hanging? tee tee essing from the house. Just thought I would just throw some bits and bits of information your way. Mushrooms are one small part of a network that allows trees to communicate. How does that sound? Cool, eh? Better go. Girlfriend is wondering why I have so much candy. I keep telling her I have a few twix up my sleeves. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=10h52m37s

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WRXKillerGM on Twitch
honestly the thing that always takes me out of games like this is simply how so many times these characters work basic jobs BUT Somehow has perfect gun control, and fast reloading techniques. like why does the space engineer know advance gun techniques?! it's also why I like Grace from resident evil 9 because she is an FBI agent that works at the desk all day so it's makes sense why she isn't the best with the guns but still knows triggered discipline. lol https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=10h59m18s

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WRXKillerGM on Twitch
OK fair argument about him being American but video games use that excuse way too often and just look over at the rednecks! they might have been born with a gun, but that does not mean they are born with gun proficiency LMAO! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=11h2m49s

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RoxyLuffer on Twitch

Who Hacked a Computer and fried the whole Moon
And while she looks so smol in photographs
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TixTasticVT on Twitch


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Thaxorin on Twitch
Hey Thor, It's Thax again to change things up. I promise, no puns, no prose, no poems, or jokes. I just wanted to say how I am glad I started watching your stream from some very interesting and sometimes funny shorts. You have, not only I but others, be inspired. Sometimes its from your vast wisdom or just simply listening. As I said, no jokes, no funny business this time. Just a thanks for all you do and stand for. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=11h55m56s

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WRXKillerGM on Twitch
honestly these characters very much are making me think of a fun TTRPG character concept of powerful tanky, Frontline warrior being ridden by small or tiny spellcaster. maybe be a war Forge, tower shield fighter, and a there goblin or fairy mage. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=12h0m20s

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Metaz78 on Twitch
For those who want to buy this game, GreenManGaming has it for 18% off right now! Also we need a Windrose area on Actual Pirates! yarrBongos yarrBongos yarrBongos yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=12h55m46s

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WRXKillerGM on Twitch
sure that final explosion to the final boss was really damn cool and all that but just imagine how people like NASA are doing back on earth, losing communications to an entire station on the moon and then watching that station explode repeatedly and have a giant laser, she went out from it XD https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750091825?t=14h11m8s

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GreyRellik on Twitch
By any chance do you have a secret queue of "games to eventually play on stream"? Knowing would help reduce impatience for confirmed but unscheduled games such as Pipistrello. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=2h26m36s

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zacalope_ on Twitch
777,777 million, 777 thousand, 777 Thor-till-e-on, 777 Gazelle ion, 777 poop till eon, 777 peepee poopoo peepee poopoo Howard Stern’s Pee miss. hypothermia. France Smells. I Love burritos. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=2h27m31s

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Burn1At420 on Twitch
Turns out eating too many glue snacks and not drinking enough water/ unshramping regularly caused me to get pancreatitis, Goblins please hydrate and take care of yourselves https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=2h34m21s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
Hey there! It's your friendly neighborhood spicy nugget with an insect-related story to share. TLDR: I am doing a butterfly garden at work. I ordered catepillars, got told they'd do their thing in 2 weeks, which lines up nicely for the host plants I have for them. Except last night as I'm prepping to bring them into work- I watched them turn into cocoons. F. My residents got a kick tho. They believe they're doing their part in ruining my last nerve. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=2h40m32s

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yoruka32 on Twitch
Hello Mr PP Soft Hair, today I have reached a great achievement as a goblin. That's right I got my 500 watch streak, too bad Thor has streamer vision and didn't see yarrSadge. Hence I demand a Celebration By Thor. google translate fifty nineteen in french and listen to the TTS. proof link incoming. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037106921452351528/1494976819076796539/image.png?ex=69e49128&is=69e33fa8&hm=cd49815a76d6ecc67fae11cdbd1b80ac18e6a1d1133594a18d37db8b5b264570& https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=2h47m25s

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zacalope_ on Twitch
I’ll do anything to help you, please don’t send me away! I have nowhere to go. Of course. I understand. I’ve intruded on your home. I’ll just be going. Oh, there’s an apple pie in the oven, you’ll want eat soon… My mother Queen Adeline’s recipe… you see it’s my birthday, or at least it was my birthday yesterday and to remember my mother I always make an apple pie. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=2h49m9s

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smalIHead on Twitch
This one's for chat. Did you watch the ending of Pragmata yesterday? Now every time you let your Android phone run out of battery, you will think of her, and you will cry. You're welcome, chat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=3h15m30s

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zacalope_ on Twitch
I don’t want to go to bed! I’m not tired at all. (yawns) No Nana, it’s no use nudging me or looking at me with those big eyes. The clock hasn’t chimed, so it can’t be time yet. Just a few more minutes more, please, Nana? I want to play adventure with Wendy and John. See, they’re pretending to be like mother and father. They need someone to play the child. John, can I play? I am not too little! We could play sword fight? Please John? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=3h32m43s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
fun dwarf fortress story, there's a famous forum thread of a user sharing his baby mermaid murder machine, it drained mermaids into a pit with sluice gates then pumped all the water out, baby mermaid bone trinkets are very valuable... ALSO we have got some magic in world gen now, we are expecting alchemists and wizards soon https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h19m0s

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k1llersqu1rl on Twitch
i thought of a hilarious adventure of you and shaye playing ADHD-DND, your exploring a Dungeon, and ThorBold the Sly, The teams Rogue has to disarm a trap, unknown to his group, he has failed a attention roll, and stopped disarming the trap, and is instead harvesting the mushroom that was growing on it. when he victoriously declares "Got IT" and stands up, the teams Barbarian Shayne the barbarian walks forward and activates the trap they thought you disarmed https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h41m27s

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k1llersqu1rl on Twitch
a loud Twang and the trap activats startles everyone, and they all yell as a giant Log comes barreling at Shayne the Barbarian, in response, she unsheathes her grand weapon, the Enchanted Chain sword 'The Shayne Saw' and cleaves the rock in twain. she then turns to Thorbold and declares "remind me to thank Lard Zultra, village blacksmith for it, he made it whilst Drunk on Sherry and kept bellowing "FOR THE ME MES" when he was working on it. she then asks you why the trap wasn't disarmed https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h42m27s

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k1llersqu1rl on Twitch
and you have to admit, you got distracted harvesting a mushroom instead. when she steps forward ready to smack you over the head, you point behind her yelling "IS THAT MINSC AND BOO!!!" she lets out a yelp, and hurriedly insures her faithful companion, King Henry, the miniature giant space Ferret is hidden, for his people and the Miniature Giant Space Hamsters have been at war for Eons, and nobody knows what started it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h43m3s

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k1llersqu1rl on Twitch
rumors float about that it was caused by neither side willing to admit the other was more adorable than them, though most discard those. all anyone knows is when their two species comes in contact, often the worlds are left barren from the conflict. realizing you were tricking them, Shayne the barbarian looks at you and declares "That wasn't funny" King henry pops his head out of her chest armor where she stashed him, and Dooks in agreement. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h43m39s

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Eldestwolf on Twitch
Hey, Thor. I hope you have a good game. I'll be back later. But for all the folks who called steak boring, I'm having a medium-rare porterhouse. Call me boring, I don't care. Ok, bye for now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h44m18s

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xander_the_goose on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, I’ve got a joke for you. A caveman and a bear walk into a bar, and the barman looks up and asks, “So, what’s the story here?” The caveman replies “Bear with me” https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h47m39s

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TroyTech on Twitch
Wook at them, they come to this pwace when they know they awe not puwe. Tenno use the keys, but they awe mewe twespassews. Onwy I, Vow, know the twue powew of the Void. I was cut in hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's Janus Key, the Void cawwed to me. It bwought me hewe and hewe I was webown. We cannot bwame these cweatuwes, they awe being wed by a fawse pwophet, an impostow who knows not the secwets of the Void. Behowd the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecwate this sacwed weawm. My bwothews, did. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=4h48m8s

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theodoros_1234_ on Twitch
Hey Thor, someone earlier deez nutsed you through Google Translate, but Google Translate messed up the first half. It interpreted the number as five thousand nineteen instead of fifty nineteen. Try again by spelling out the number for the full experience, or use this: https://translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=fr&text=fifty%20nineteen&op=translate https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=5h44m50s

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Zupacna on Twitch
Good morning Thor, Lord of goblins, Master of ligma, longest of lemons. I hope you are doing well this morning. I heard awhile back that Director (or was it CEO) responsible for Subnautica 2 got reinstated. I haven't heard anything since. Have you heard anything lately on that game? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=5h49m43s

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kaskanoidas on Twitch
Hi Thor-san for the last month at my current job I got a new responsibility. Doing weekly training workshops. And because I work in a large software company they told me the training needs to be AI based. So as the malicious complaint goblin that I am I called the training course: "Using Copilot without losing your sanity and critical thinking because my boss told me to". My boss is double mad because I made a joke out of it and since I started the AI adoption went up company wide. LUL https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=6h17m51s

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Steel_Generation on Twitch
Hear ye, the story Plump Bum. High in its cursed mountain halls, a madness came upon a crafts dwarf. He killed his own son and used their bones and adamantine to forge a sword of unparalleled power. Upon realizing what he had done, he killed himself in grief. The sword was sealed in the vault, for it was clearly too cursed to use and too valuable to discard. It lay dormant for years. Sadly, legends of this powerful weapon spread beyond the fortress walls... to be continued. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=6h25m12s

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Steel_Generation on Twitch
The king of the goblins lusted for the fabled sword and sent his horde to raid Plump Bum. Facing this threat, a master sword dwarf took up the cursed sword and waded into battle. He slew a hundred goblins and saved the fortress, but on the way back he tripped and fell to his death. His body and the sword were recovered, and the sword sealed once more. Time and again, the sword would be unsealed in a time of need, each time saving the fortress but claiming the life of the wielder. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=6h42m14s

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Steel_Generation on Twitch
Hear ye the story of how Plump Bum slew a great skeletal vulture. During it's early days while it was still being built, it was beset upon by a giant skeletal vulture, a foe far greater than they could handle. The dwarves fled into their mountain home and sealed themselves in and hoped the danger would pass. The Skeletal Vulture, not to be stopped, flew in threw the sewers and came up through the well. It was then beset upon by a swarm of puppies and died. The end. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=6h45m46s

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Mitzunari on Twitch
good day! I feel like you would also love KeeperRL. It is basicly another game like dwarf fortress but you can also play monsters aswell like a hermit cyclops, a lich that builds his undead army or a goblin king leading chat to world domination. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=7h3m19s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Okay Mister Thor, I Sir Thaxorin would like to have a word with you. I know you are playing your little dorf game. Interesting, but not as much as Pragmata. Which you were playing yesterday and then I got it myself. Dang it man, finding secrets is fun. I am a lost sole now. So my word with you is, Thanks,eh! Plot twist, L O L. Also I found out you can throw a can of pop at a friend. It's only a soft drink. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=7h58m8s

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martiz_42 on Twitch
Remember "Among Us", that social deduction game? Guess what: there's a new such game recently released, this time it's Viking-based and thus called "North Hunt"... link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3642850/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=8h5m10s

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juscozcustoms on Twitch
I find it interesting that so many people ask about your wig and you continue to tell us that it is not a wig but you never tell us the truth that it is in fact a dwarven beard attached to the back of your head, in the past you told us that dwarven beards are actually parasites and i can only assume that it is not letting you tell the truth about what it is while it is slowly draining you away, so far it has only shrunken your legs and that is why we never see your lower half on stream https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=8h14m17s

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SinR2014 on Twitch
Hail, and well met, Sir Lemon the Long. My brother in law has a new toy for dealing with the ground squirrels we have on our property. It fills the hole with propane and it ignites it, resulting in a loud BOOM. I have both my cats wondering what the hell is going on https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=9h23m24s

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Zer0d1nius on Twitch

I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=9h52m42s>
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LoboThirteen on Twitch
This is an Onyx coffin. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of Malachite. It menaces with spikes of Iron. On the item is an image of a Dwarf and a Were-Donkey. The Were-Donkey is striking down the dwarf. On the item is an image of a Cat and a Were-Donkey. The cat is looking at the Were-Donkey haughtily. On the item is an image of a Dwarf and a Ghost. The Dwarf is arguing with the Ghost. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750947954?t=10h45m41s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
Hey Thor! Friendly neighorhood spicy nugget here again with a cool thing to show you. Do you care if I DM you about an alternative to Discord called 'Root?' There's a lot of cool things to highlight about it, but a TTS is simply not long enough! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=0h42m24s

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rimaxolotl on Twitch
Hello Its Thorbin Time. Its me, The Axolotl Man, Whom just like the Jason, Have a collin inside me, and hes a good boy who wouldnt devour a planet, I think.... Have you thought about something that automatically names all the dwarves in Dwarves fortress twitch viewers? I've thought about it, but also you should 100% try adventure mode if you can figure it out, you can even visit your own Fortress and do things. Also you should make a mist generator above the tavern, they are very OP. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=0h43m9s

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CyanideKZK on Twitch
If you had to pick between the two dwarf Age of Sigmar armies (Fyreslayers and Kharadon Overlords) which would you pick. naked dudes with lava lizards or uber capitalist steampunk dwarves. Your answer will decide your fate https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=1h57m34s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
3 days ago my elderly mother fell. Now she has severe pain, needs muscle relaxers to sleep, needs to sleep standing up, needs help getting in and out of bed, and walks with two hand crutches. But she won't go to the ER. Because it comes in waves she continues to put it off "I'll go tomorrow". When I suggested calling an ambulance just to do a wellness check, saying I would pay for anything insurance didn't cover, she verbally threatened me. How do I get my mom to go to the ER? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=3h16m40s

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Wallbanger84 on Twitch
Have you seen last man sitting? the dev got feedback that the movement felt like sliding so they leaned in to it. https://store.steampowered.com/app/774291/Last_Man_Sitting/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=3h37m56s

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Gripples96 on Twitch
I finally figured out what I want to do for my next game project that's not just a funny game but a monster catcher where you catch Frankmon and fight enemy Frank/Frankmons, so really it's a Frank Catcher rpg in a world where everyone but you is named Frank. I'm in the writing phase but it's coming together nicely so far. Hope I get past the writing phase and actually build this because the idea is very funny to me and a Frankmon can be anything. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=3h44m16s

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The_Bacon_Dragon on Twitch
Thor, considering we were looking at carbonated milk earlier. If we breathe out CO2, then technically if a kid blows bubbles in his chocolate milk, is he slowly carbonating it? If so, can he say it's "For Science!" when his parents ask him why he's making a mess? yarrJokeyarrHeartyarrCursed https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=4h13m22s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
Ok, we got your physical and bloodwork back and the good new is that everything looks good there. But the bad news is that your x-ray revealed that you have a super spooky skeleton man living inside you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=5h31m51s

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Midnyte64 on Twitch
I am firm in my beliefs that the game Windrose now takes place in the world of Dwarf Fortress. I am sure every proper Dwarf around knows of the song Diggy Diggy Hole, which is performed by the band Wind Rose. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=5h32m34s

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zacalope_ on Twitch
Shouldst thou possess but one fleeting chance, One golden opportunity to ensnare All that thy heart hast long sought in a glance, Wouldst thou embrace it, or, in fear, forbear? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=5h42m53s

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Rexlex6 on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Good day, Thor under the Mountain. Today is my Birthday so i share the newest Knowledge about the number Pi. After years of study we can now say that the last digit of Pi is with a certaincy of around 90% not a 6. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=6h38m54s

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dyle_korthuis on Twitch
Hey Thor Happy Birthday Just wanted to let you know that nopeepe was saying that you should check if your guildhalls have a material cost of 2000 to work and as you check down that dark desert highway with the wind in your hair have a worm regurds https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=7h39m26s

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Eldestwolf on Twitch
Hey, Thor. Why don't you build a second staircase? Isn't one a fire hazard? As well as a flooding hazard? ... and raiding hazard? In fact, isn't having just one staircase just a hazard in general? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=7h43m49s

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whimsyhobbit on Twitch
Good morning Sir Thor! I hope your day is awesome and the ferret babies are doing well. You played a game called Hades, and I finally was able to buy it- it is now a favorite! So much fun! my adhd self is having a blast. I truly feel like a cat following a laser pointer, i understand them now. I would burn with determination too. I wonder what game you play next that will have me buying demos and such. anyways happy birthday! thanks for this stream its a great one yarrHype https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=8h20m12s

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blade_punner on Twitch
Hello! Here's my irregularly scheduled Lancer update. COMP/CON is getting a huge update this week. The campaign I'm running is having a major battle today and it's the biggest map they've ever fought on. I've uploaded a low-res version to the gaming-general channel and I'd love to get some feedback on it, if you're so inclined! Have a radical day. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=8h47m16s

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JackLeeRipper on Twitch
Leader of Fracking Five. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but its not the clothes with weredonkey blood but you have one or more asymptomatic carrier of weredonkey. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=9h4m45s

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WillCaulder on Twitch
Ah Yes, Dwarf Fortress idea of Fun is to make you paranoid. It reminds me of the Build Era of Exploding Birds. That was when Adam forgot to uncomment some code to do with the acceleration of objects in flight; it just set the speed of anything in flight to the maximum available speed, so birds couldn't land. On trying to land, the birds would just explode. Also, your dwarfs if they fell off a ladder https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=9h6m27s

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Nightmareofsol on Twitch
I sent you a thing you should get it towards the end of the month I think you'll enjoy it. Anyways keep doing awesome things and encouraging people to make cool things! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=9h12m1s

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consistent_repeat387 on Twitch
Ok, Chat. It is time for the German to concede: we couldn't get this much automation, efficiency AND lore with Factorio. Let's unite efforts and push for more of this game. THE FORTRESS MUST GROW! seven https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=9h48m50s

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sapamaya on Twitch
Seeing how intresterd you are in the colony sim's, gotta give my recomendation: "Oxygen Not Included". Your colony of duplicants is standed on an asteroid with no sypply of food, oxygen and no toilets yarrCursed You get limited recources, and everything is giving off heat, so you have to mix everything and try not to roast the duplicants or their food, so you have to rapidly explore and research for the solutions. It also has a great physics simulations, and some great build to break it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=9h57m32s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
you said this morning that your thinking about playing death stranding, can I recommend you watch the recap video included with death stranding 2 and play from there? I love death stranding one but the build up is GLACIAL compared to 2. You said Norman reedus and his funky fetus freaks you out but I promise it does sort of make sense in universe, you kind of have to overcome how wierd it is and let kojima cook https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=9h58m59s

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purpleandsilver on Twitch
Hi Thor! I have been subbed to you for over a year. Thank you for helping me relax after work and motivate me to get out of bed. I'm so glad you stream 12 hours LOL. Currently I am trying to escape my bed but my two cats have other ideas https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=10h18m15s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
my favorite personal dwarf fortress story is the child terrors story, once upon a time i had a fort, it was a rather shallow fort, and the kids frequently went outside, worrying. and to top it off, i kept finding dead animals all over the place, beaten to death. i didnt understand until i saw the legendary wrestler, 8 year old dwarf absolutely body a goblin snatcher into meat paste that my fort was filled with sociopathic children practicing combat against squirrels https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=11h7m50s

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Saiyanfox10 on Twitch
Hello Thor and Chat, I recently got a job to take cats, clean, and sell items online for my employer. Only thing is I don't have much experience selling stuff online and would appreciate any tips. Also for chat who have watched Digimon Beatbreak, what digimon you think Thor would have? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=11h8m36s

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Cyilas on Twitch
I’ve been volunteering at a local shelter training dogs to become service animals. I was teamed with Emmet, a Lab who had lost a leg in a hunting accident and after two unsuccessful surgeries. We took all the animals to an Old West theme park for their Public Access Test and all the dogs did well with just a few minor issues. The group met up at the saloon for lunch, and when the bartender asked for our order, we were horrified when Emmet said “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!” https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=11h24m18s

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chunkymagician7 on Twitch
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=11h43m49s

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a_bubonic_plague on Twitch
good morning lord Thorington i have a problem with my steam deck docking station. It keeps disconnecting from the dock or the TV not sure witch. But I need help with trouble shooting this could you help or give me something I could look up to help https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=12h5m19s

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bollekongen on Twitch
Hey there Social Kitten! I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but there is a new pirate game coming this year, published by Hooded Horse. Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1368140/Corsair_Cove/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=12h16m24s

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Steel_Generation on Twitch
Good Afternoon, Thor. Can I make two requests? The first was that question. The second is can you not stream for the next week? I'm going on a trip and won't be able to watch stream for most of it. Thank you in advance. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2751774465?t=13h0m2s

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ChazoreTTV on Twitch
I wanted to spread to you some positivity since you've done it for me over many streams. My son has Angelman Syndrome, which will cause him issues with walking, talking and learning, but he is happy all of the time. When he has issues sleeping, I turn on the ferret channel and he is so very taken with them. So thank you for always being able to help, even when you may not realize it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=1h49m50s

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GorkDeViti on Twitch

when do you play noita again it has been years do you hate noita now did the sun break you have you been broken is your wand not straight anymore  you know it has been decades since you last played it around 45 non earth years``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=2h28m8s>
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Killl_Roy on Twitch
Update on my mom, I said either I would drive her to the ER, or call an ambulance. She got angry and said she would let me drive her if I helped her get dressed because she didn't want to go in her pajamas and days old panties. I immediately called her bluff and proceeded to help her get fully undressed and redressed put makeup on and then drove her to the ER. So good news my mom is now at the hospital, bad news I had to see and touch her fully naked body, thus scaring me for life. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=2h49m3s

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zacalope_ on Twitch

A cool convertible, or an SUV?
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack
‘Cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used sub-compact
F-R-E-E, that spells free, Creditreport.com baby

Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling phat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free, Creditreport.com baby``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=2h51m49s>
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TheDogOfChaos on Twitch
"Hey Fred, gimme an extra-stable vacuum!" "Extra-stable." "And hold the elementary particles!" "Hold the elementary particles?" "And hold the fundamental forces!" "Hold the fundamental forces?!" "Hey Jimmy! Nucleate a True Vacuum!" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=2h58m2s

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tycan2 on Twitch
Random question that you might have insight/ opinion on. If a publisher descides to stop supporting an online game that requires a server and i no longer hosting servers. like starcraft 2 multiplayer or Lineage 2 mmo. since we bought a copy to play it, should we then be allowed to host servers free of their right it block it? would make sense to me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=3h15m7s

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RuakGorth on Twitch


Human: I swear I will have revenge on whoever killed my brother! Who’s with me?
Elf: You have my bow!
Dwarf: You have my hammer!
Necromancer: And. your. brother!``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=3h20m6s>
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Myrionix on Twitch
In the words of the Stanley Parable: the end is never the end the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=3h24m15s

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FirstWorldPenguins on Twitch
Do you know that it was common for ancient blacksmiths to have to find out their own customers instead of hiring merchants to sell for them? That's where we get the age-old wisdom "whoever smelt it dealt it". https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=3h40m6s

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vvva on Twitch
Hello mr soft hair. engraver of bathroom walls, since they don't have a dedicated bathroom they get to write on the walls. text like, single were ass looking for a good time https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=4h6m9s

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seldooNnemaR_ on Twitch
It's such a shame that Kik doesn't have a longer teeth yes, how else am I supposed to drop a sick beat? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=5h4m58s

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qCeption on Twitch

Ten. One to hold the bulb, and nine to go on a "Store Item in Bin" task that takes three seasons because they got distracted by a nice piece of plump helmet roast.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=5h13m1s>
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seldooNnemaR_ on Twitch
The fact that dwarves have access to aluminum is pretty wild, aluminum without electricity is extraordinarily difficult to do, it used to be more valuable than gold to the point where Napoleon's dining set was made of aluminum to show wealth https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=5h25m30s

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SneakyHippo91 on Twitch
Hail, Thor, soft hair under the mountain, there is vast wealth in this mountain that we can share, I offer you these words of power in trade. What do you call a rabbit that was born and raised in a hotel? ... .... ..... an inn grown hare. Consume French pizza toast nerd https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=5h41m20s

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FROSTYSLAYR on Twitch
Thor, as a former Blizzard dev, what’s your take on the Ashes of Creation collapse? Reports claim $140M debt, Steven Sharif stealing funds for personal use, and staff not being paid. Was this a dev team mutiny to reclaim their work, or a boss who mismanaged money and blamed the team to save himself? Do you think the game can ever return or become the "modern WoW" people hoped for, or is the public justifiably feeling scammed? Any insight on the legal fallout? Thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=5h52m41s

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Mucharra on Twitch

Also read the Artifacts in the Artifacts list. It shows english names. And you need to go through the Adamantine before you find the clows.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=6h23m26s>
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splitfire69 on Twitch
Hello Lord SoftHair I've called to inform you that your Weregoat insurance has expired and they are not going to have a Rave at your Fortress with these sick beats. Wells and Grates and Boots on Cats and Wells and Grates and Boots on Cats and Wells and Grates and Boots on Cats and Wells and Grates and Boots on Cats and Wells and Grates and Boots on Cats. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=6h38m47s

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SilverNightwing on Twitch
So I only have approximate knowledge of this game but one of the funnier things I recall hearing was that you can train dwarves by throwing them off high places and having them PARRY THE PLANET to get exp. Do you know if such silliness still persists or has it all been fixed over the years? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=7h44m14s

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Zafaroth on Twitch
how do we feel about making a ballista training chamber near the barracks? As you progress if you get like a metal titan or something your gonna desperately want a good ballista dwarf that can pierce it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=9h6m34s

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WryRelic on Twitch

They are both awfully close to water. ``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=9h54m53s>
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GolemancersArt on Twitch
New update. Got the magma forge set up without flooding the place with lava. But since that's not a problem anymore I had set a residential block to be mined out and didn't watch it. Well I flooded the fortress with the aquifer that was apparently around the volcano and everyone drowned. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=10h44m2s

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fanyogs on Twitch
I had a dwarf who lost his while squad whilst fighting in the rain... and it actually traumatised him. Whenever he is outside and it rains, he panics and can't fight no more. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=10h46m29s

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ScyllaFren on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor, when you see your friend that died 5 years ago walking around with his big tiddy necromancer girlfriend, you say: You did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=11h25m9s

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razeal18 on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Before you go goblin king, Viceroy of the fracking five and all goblins in chat rejoice with me, I have an interview tomorrow, I recall to ask them Where would they put me to get them used to the idea. Thankyou https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2752592183?t=11h31m37s

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LostSoul8822 on Twitch

I have a question about Mushrooms. for context I've only ever had the ones you can order on pizza or sauteed on a burger or omelet. I'm not a fan. If I'm looking to try mushrooms again what would you recommend. as well as where to look on how to prepare them.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=0h30m31s>
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Oasismoose on Twitch
Hello Thor and Chat, You might remember my last TTS where I got A+Certified but my mom also was in the hospital. She didn't make it. It's been almost a month since then. It's gotten different, easier to manage. I'm finally comfortable talking about it here. I miss you mom. Sorry for the bummer message. Quack. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=0h34m14s

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AIR036 on Twitch
Hello Thor. Found this upcoming game on youtube and thought you might be interested in it. Lets say, pirate fox but with magic. Link incoming in 3, 2, 1, https://store.steampowered.com/app/4205430/Cursed_Tails/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=1h4m25s

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jbrew123 on Twitch
Morning Thor, normally I'd be going to bed after stream starts when I'm on a normal sleep schedule but I, in my infinite wisdom and intelligence, accidentally took tomorrows dose of my medication so I'm gonna be up for a while monitoring that. Thanks for the entertainment with this stream and hope I no have go to hospital https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=1h11m6s

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Maxum00 on Twitch
Hi Thor, I really like the Ferret shorts but im not good with their names. Would it be possible to have the names of the ferrets in the short on the screen or maybe in the description? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=1h26m50s

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Eldestwolf on Twitch
I think it's time for a hot take. Going way back to Potion Craft, hot take, I think the music in that game is annoying. I feel like it keeps saying my name (my real name) with that damn flute and distracts me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=1h43m48s

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Kryztoval on Twitch
Mister P. Irates of tware, did you see that in the last Soulframe update there are now pirate weapons and cosmetics? I have not checked it out but I thought it was worth it mentioning it to you. Worm regards. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=1h49m10s

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wolphren_ on Twitch
fun fact for the day: When threatened, the Iberian ribbed newt has a deeply disturbing defense mechanism: it weaponizes its own skeleton. The newt forcefully pushes its ribs forward until the sharp bones pierce outward through its own skin. These exposed spikes are then coated in a highly toxic secretion. Once the danger passes, the poisoned bones retract, and its skin heals over the puncture wounds. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=2h33m47s

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Orothar on Twitch
We must exterminate these damned tree-climbing, pointy-eared slugs. We must rid the earth of their presence. Every flower and butterfly lover must be mercilessly exterminated so that we can continue to dig our burrows and grow mushrooms in peace. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=2h57m9s

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n00bl0r14n on Twitch
Can you make an auto maintanied trap/mine field? Funny story, in Icarus where we had an stable for our mounts, the outside area was sealed of. There were always at on spot a predator destroying the wall so I got fed up att killing and repairing so I placed a mine there and had one backup. Then boom! Gotcha, then I see a goat flying over the wall. The predators started sending goats when I put up a minefield. Same in Rust, chucking random mines in bushes and wildlife get's drawn to it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=3h13m45s

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kaltos26 on Twitch
Heya Thor and Goblins, I got some wonderful news, as of yesterday my cancer (melanoma) have been 5 years in remission. It's been a wild ride and would not recommended it to anyone so remember when you go outside in high UV areas to Slip, Slop, Slap, Seek, Slide. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=3h40m3s

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Dhikar on Twitch
Good morning milord, considering that you use headphones with headband during very long periods of time, did you develop a cleft in the skull? I think I have, now I'm looking to change to wired earbuds. Sorry for unlocking new fear yarrFine https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=4h31m25s

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Jpsycho on Twitch
I'm sorry Thor, while watching the ferret stream on Kick (all the cool kids watch on both Kick and Twitch BTW) I accidentally looked at one of the bots usernames. Now i've gotten thousands of real looking viewers, fast and cheap. I have succumb to the bots KEKW KEKW KEKW https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=4h39m12s

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emilface on Twitch
Hello mr softhair of the long lemon, it's been a long time since the last studio update, and there's been so many changes to the stream, heartbound, blockgame, the ferret rescue, moderation and staff, game jam and game show, and I was wondering if you could release a new update so it'd be easier to keep track of all the changes since the last one in january 2025. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=4h46m56s

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tethragrammaton on Twitch
Greetings Thor and the goblins. How's everyone doing? It's been a while. Thor, if you haven't already played it, check out Mouse: P.I. for Hire. You play as Jack Pepper, a private detective, who's a mouse, going up against the Big Mouse. There's fun, whimsy, and cheese. Lot's of cheese. Also, here's a little fun fact: tomorrow, Shrek turns 25 years old. Enjoy the cursed knowledge. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=4h56m0s

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nisellama on Twitch
Hello Thor. Just now I had to make a call to a client and tell them I missed something in the projects feasibility form months ago and that could impact the whole project. This particular project was already put on pause by them a week ago and now I'm kinda panicking over this mistake. Since weeks I have this dread feeling about my performance at work and I don't know how to handle it and switch my brain off after work. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=5h5m1s

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Kleptotron on Twitch
Hi Thor and Chat, My own skin cancer experience in my early 20's i had a blemish on my neck dismissed as simple rash because i was "too young" to get skin cancer, even though I am more prone to sun damage, several years later checked again turns out, it was in fact skin cancer. It was a Basal Cell Carcinoma, benign, but possibly could have metastasized. So have a decent scar on the neck from cutting it out. Get yourselves checked, seek a second opinion if you don't like the first https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=5h6m49s

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sirherzog228 on Twitch
~ hello world! the world is love, I love you all so much to infinity and google plex and back. I hope you all have a goodnight, a good morning, and a good day! God Bless you all! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=6h29m49s

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Killl_Roy on Twitch
I was just rewatching a vod where I donated a TTS about a X-Ray and a super spooky skeleton man living inside you. Then I saw someone in chat say, "your boned", and the visceral anger I felt in that moment was extreme. Because I am ok with someone outsmarting me, I am ok with someone out playing me. But when someone out funnies me? Then I become extremely upset and angry and will NOT stand for it! Luckily I happened to be sitting down at the time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=6h43m46s

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DinteDarkspear on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Fun Fact: In ancient China there was an act called a Jingguan, This was an act of taking the bodies of slain enemies after a battle and piling them with dirt and rocks to make a town or mound to Intimidate enemies and show power. Your act at leaving all the bones of elves around your fort is very similar. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=7h12m54s

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drewmonkey41 on Twitch

Hissing loud like poison gases
Feathered minds that plot destruction
Breadcrumb trail of mass seduction
In the fields, the grass is burning
As the War Goose is returning
Poisoning the local fountain
Flying over every mountain
Oh lord, yeah!``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=7h21m26s>
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i_am_sweetie_ on Twitch
there was a case of a lawyer insuring his expensive cigars, smoking them and then claiming against the insurance which paid out - the insurance company then reported him for arson - 'murica yarrLUL https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/oct/15/law.theguardian https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=7h37m18s

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Mucharra on Twitch
The best plot i saw was in a quill stream, when a body was found drained of blood. No one knew who did it. But then a dwarf was possessed by a fay, and engraved and image of the vampire killing that guy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=7h45m30s

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downbeatextreme on Twitch
What’s your perspective on Anthropic’s newly unveiled Mythos AI? Touted as the company’s most advanced frontier model, it’s designed for cybersecurity and complex reasoning. Experts in the field describe it as a double‑edged sword: its ability to detect vulnerabilities with unprecedented speed and precision could revolutionize defense, yet the same power raises serious concerns about exploitation by malicious actors. Is Mythos a breakthrough or just another elusive unicorn in the tech world? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=7h46m37s

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agowa338 on Twitch
There is a general misconception in what the "I" in AGI and AI stand for. It's not "intelligence" as in being knowledgeable and smart but "intelligence" as in "CIA". https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=7h59m39s

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drovak007 on Twitch
Where will evolution go in the next 50 million years? Crustaceans: Crabs. Mammals: Weasels. Plants: Trees. Amphibians and Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect. Birds: 360º around back to dinosaurs. Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=8h37m55s

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Unkn0wabl3 on Twitch
Thor, I just wanted to say thank you for all that you do, for us, but especially for the little ones who don't have enough people on their side. Those ferrets make me smile every day, and they're safe and happy directly because of you my dude. You and your team rock! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2753367516?t=11h1m53s

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Chat has cursed Butts with Dwarf Fortress.

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eF_T_ on Twitch
Ferret-man, it's your loyal sidekick. Throbin boy. Your arch nemesis the Time-looper has escaped prison and is imprisoning people in endless time loops. We must stop him. I sent Zultralord after him but he was useless and made things worse. I sent Zultralord after him but he was useless and made things worse. I sent Zultralord after him but he was useless... Oh no, Zultralord really is useless. The time loops have started. I guess I have to step in. It's Throbin time! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=2h53m56s

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zacalope_ on Twitch

And the land is dark, 
And the moon is the only light we’ll see.
No I won’t be afraid,
Oh, I won’t be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me.
So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me
Stand by me.
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall,
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea.
I won’t cry, I won’t cry, 
No, I won’t shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me.
And darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me
Stand by me 
Darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me.
Whenever you’re in trouble won’t you stand by me. 
Oh stand by me, oh won’t you stand now, stand
Stand by me...
Pickle juice Snow cone .. think about it.. better than hot dog water snow cone… make sure you don’t bite your tongue tonight.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=3h1m52s>
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lukski987 on Twitch

As of last night I have officially started DMing for my small friend group! Thank you for giving me the confidence to do it!!``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=3h28m56s>
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MistrissEcstasy on Twitch
Good Morning, Pirate Soft the Wearer. I was hoping for some advice. I DM Shadowrun, and a player keeps trying to break the system. I don't want to kick them because they are still a good friend, but some other players are getting frustrated with how overpowered they feel when they figure something broken out. How do you think I should get them to pull back on the power gaming? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=3h33m30s

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Avalon_Merlin on Twitch
Good morning Thor, with you mentioning playing the old classics like chrono trigger in May, I would like to offer caution. SNES game cartridges use a CR2032 battery for S Ram saving. They tend to only last 15 to 25 years. But with some game bit screws and know how, you can replace them yourself. We would hate for you to lose your progress during Mays streams. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=4h6m49s

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Poulshu on Twitch
The time has come Mr. Softhair Kitten, for you to don your moon armor. ... Don't hesitate now. ... Chat can you send brain signals with sevens while he gets his protection? ... Yes, I'm waiting. ... I need you to know about this new cult I've recently discovered. They're called the aluminum-ati. I found out they're trying to control ALL of the recylcing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=4h7m28s

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zacalope_ on Twitch
Chainsaws were originally invented in the late 18th century to aid in difficult childbirths, specifically for removing diseased bone and widening the pelvis during a symphysiotomy, long before they were adapted for cutting wood in the 20th century. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=4h13m51s

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VWagenJetta on Twitch
Sup Thor. Four weeks ago, while at work, my left wrist exploded with pain. It went full bore for 7 days, so I went to the hospital. They said it was gout, gave me some meds, and said it would clear up in a week. Two weeks later, I went to a rheumatologist who said it was probably arthritis given how long it had lasted, and took tons of blood samples. Turns out it was a bad sprain from playing so much Division 2. Will you be playing the new cherry blossom event this week? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=4h21m16s

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somethingidk3 on Twitch
I come bearing cursed space knowledge, Saturn has a giant near perfectly hexagonal storm on its north pole. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn%27s_hexagon https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=5h4m51s

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CyanideKZK on Twitch
a couple days ago I asked you which dwarf army you preferred in Age of Sigmar based on my very accurate descriptions of their aesthetics. you picked steampunk dwarves so I’m tempting you with the knowledge that Kharadron Overlords get around using airships suspended by metal balloons that you can bring to the tabletop https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=5h29m5s

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Afaeyer on Twitch
Honestly reading that news today kind of broke my heart a little. You & the people you work with have all been awesome people. You've been an inspiration & positive influence in my life, helping me to go to college & start streaming. On top of that, what you have accomplished for the ferrets is insanely awesome. I feel like you're the kind of quality individuals that I would've liked to call friends. Know that I am glad every day I get to be here. Never stop being awesome. Keep making cool shit https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=5h32m12s

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Karumac on Twitch
So I was playing Windrose and found a P O I that I think was supposed to be a jumping puzzle. But I have a build menu, so I installed stairs. Turns out 'install stairs' solves a lot of things in this game. Minerals on the cave ceiling? Install Stairs. Infiltrating a pirate stronghold? Install Stairs. Inventory full of stone? Install Stairs. kyaterCec https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=6h25m49s

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Gouger65 on Twitch

Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h11m0s>
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BlamoSound on Twitch
Hey Thor, I hope you’re well today. Last week I did a tts for my rollercoaster day. Well, today has kind of beat that out. I woke up to news my gramma passed and then got hit with a lay off notice couple hours later. I think I am going to use this time to dive into an audio project of telling stories through sfx and music that has been on my mind for a bit. First step is to start learning creative writing. Would you happen to have any tips for writing? yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h15m45s

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seldooNnemaR_ on Twitch
Thor, I know you're into some cool tech that fits in your pocket so I have a recommendation for you. Check out the Radiacode 103. It's a pocket radiation detector and spectrometer. It can do really cool things like track readings by GPS while you're on a hike. It's cool to find out just how much stuff around us is actually radioactive! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h29m30s

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DexAMD on Twitch
yarr matey, I came to a realization recently regarding star wars. Mace Windu was thrown out of a window. Why was Mace Windu thrown out of a window? it was because... he threw off the emperors groove. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h49m2s

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Devlin4115 on Twitch
Hello Mr Hairsoft, it's moving day for nessapiche (crochet queen) and i. We are moving into a house we own and have to fix our own toilets, which we have 3. So sorry about mocha and hope you have a great stream! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h49m21s

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Steveris on Twitch
Hello Mister Privateer Hardware. I have some Lancer lore for you. What do you get when you put the mind of an alien, lovecraftian God into an infinite folding box to allow their mind to expand infinitely, while forcing this box to interact with real space and shackles on that mind so they're limited to function at our level? NHPs. You get NHPs. They are not AI, they are alien consciousnesses. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h50m44s

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agowa338 on Twitch
Well actually we don't know if the microplastics in the balls and brain is true. It was actually a hunt for the biggest contamination case in recent science. It was traced back to the powder on the standard gloves scientists usually use. So we ultimately don't know where microplastics were and where the samples were contaminated with the powder of the gloves... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h51m19s

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Eldestwolf on Twitch
So you can make them better at swimming, right? Which means they have a swimming score. Couldn't the devs tie their swimming score to their pathfinding? Make it "if water == true, then set water tile to -100 path route"? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h55m58s

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ThatCraniumGuy on Twitch
Greetings, Thor. I represent the FOA. (Fortress Owners Association) Your lawn has exceeded the allowable amount of elf bones and is now deemed an unsightly nuisance. Additionally, the standing pools of weredonkey blood are a danger to the children of the community. Please take care of the above issues, or face punitive fines. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h56m33s

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greyArmor on Twitch
In regards to Witcher 3 what difficulty you select is important. If you select easy then you won't engage with the cooler systems that make witcher games great. After all if the player can attack their way through the game, why make blade oils and other witcher activities? The game does show age but it feels it good. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h57m37s

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Wedgeh on Twitch
Hello kitten with the longest soft hair. Did you know people who were born in the 1990s are in a real life battle royale to be the last living person of the late 1900s? Also a tip for the introverts, start every phone call with "my phone is about to die" giving you the excuse to hang up whenever you want. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=7h58m28s

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creepsaboom on Twitch
This game reminds me of my favorite deck game that recently came to steam and released an updated demo. You should check it out. Link incoming - https://store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/Shroom_and_Gloom/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=8h0m5s

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Formaggio234 on Twitch
tagged you in stream chat with a link to the turn that snowballed my run. shortly after that image i managed to play my entire deck twice in one turn and had 116 mana left over https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=8h2m20s

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FelineEntity on Twitch
Have you seen the game KILN from Double Fine yet? It looks like a really creative way of doing party game characters through pottery, and getting different stats depending on what you make. It looks really impressive tech wise. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=8h29m16s

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TaylaGothDragon on Twitch
I'm not sure if you're into Rogue-lites but there is one in Early access that is super gorgeous and released earlier this month, they recently had an optimization update, it's called Morbid Metal, Link incoming in 3... 2... 1.... https://store.steampowered.com/app/1866130/Morbid_Metal/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=8h32m56s

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Lucas_Gryphonheart on Twitch
Hey Thor. I don't know if you like Dungeons and Dragons but i just stumbled on a new game inspired by it you might like. The secret of Weepstone. It looks very interesting to me and there's a demo to try it out. Just wanted to share. Have a great day to you and chat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2754951583?t=8h44m26s

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Chat has cursed SHLMK with Art.

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FlatinumFox on Twitch
yarrCheer500 So, once again someone thought our T intersection was a 4 way and took out the power pole for the whole block. The yellow bollards and giant rocks are not good enough. How has your week been? Any fun traffic stories? Also, white castle is getting into the hot food vending machine market. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=1h25m16s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
Good evening Thor, it's your friendly neighborhood spicy nugget with a not-GW2 related announcement. It has occurred to me that as a member of our guild, you were not blessed - or cursed - with the assigned age for our guild. So congratulations: you are now 32 years old. Don't ask for more or less, that's all I got. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=1h29m57s

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ShrimpPlip on Twitch
Hi Mr. Pirate Softhair, it is a few days that I think about streaming games and game development. I have a few fears on it, I am mediocre in a good day and a red fish speaks better english then me but I guess I just have to press the start button. How do you keep up yapping for 12h a day when saying good morning has already drained my soul? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=1h31m37s

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GolemancersArt on Twitch
Since the hobgoblins are only half mods, we should only be half barred from bread. This means that for every bread we have we would need to sacrifice half a bread. What wh40k god should we be sacrificing to if you had a favorite? limesHmm https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=1h44m41s

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wolphren_ on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Fun Fact for the Day:.Squirrels seem like innocent, fluffy herbivores, but the cursed truth is they are bloodthirsty omnivores. When they need protein, they routinely raid nests to devour eggs and helpless baby birds. But despite this horrifying, violent taste for flesh and bone, the absolute favorite thing they want to relentlessly hunt down and violently crack open is deez nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=2h9m3s

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MazaalaiB34R on Twitch
I work overnights as a 911 Dispatcher at a Federal agency with a jurisdiction area about the size of a postage stamp. Nights are long and slow and tuning into the stream is absolutely a highlight. Thanks for doing what you do. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=2h11m50s

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JackLeeRipper on Twitch
We have one of those rail spots around me the kicker of my spot near me. It's on the interstate and its Straight way no curve. Its been a rail there for years and around 2016 I worked Road Work for like 6 months we had to change it 5 times within those 6 months and it always was getting hit. I think a few years they finally just built a extended Interstate wall. The wall still gets hit but not as often and not as much damage to the wall. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=2h14m2s

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vvva on Twitch
Hello mister soft hair. went on google maps street view to check on the guardrail and how the approach looks further away. 2018 when the rail wasn't there yet. the 2 white poles before the place the rail will end up was hit by a car. so people just like driving of the road right there, the rail just means they have something that stops them in there track. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=2h38m43s

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Blitzbro92 on Twitch
Good morning Thor! I hope this doesn't catch you at a bad time but since you've been enjoying FF14 I just wanted to share that the Keynote for Anaheim fanfest is at 10 am PDT today. They're encouraging co-streaming if you're interested. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=2h43m24s

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Cookiee93 on Twitch
Hi Thor! On 28th of April comes out Far Far West in EA, extraction horde shooter like Helldvers 2, any plans to try that? Looks like great game for Actual Pirates. Link https://store.steampowered.com/app/3124540/Far_Far_West/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=2h59m45s

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endiria679 on Twitch
One thing I realized about the death rail, is that specific curve is right where the setting sun will strait up blind you as you come up. Been blinded many a time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=3h7m58s

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zacalope_ on Twitch

Smilin’, she’s livin’, she’s golden
She lives for me, says she lives for me
Ovation, her own motivation
She comes ‘round, she goes down on me
And I make her smile, like a drug for you
Doo ever what you wanna doo, comin’ home with you
Keep on smilin’ what we go through
One stop, rhythm that divides you
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
Chop another line like a coda with a curse
Come on like a freak show, takes the stage
We give them the games to play, she said
I want somethin’ else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby
I want somethin’ else
I’m not listenin’ when you say
Goodbye
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
The sky was gold, it was rose, I was takin’ sips of it through my nose
I wish I could get back there, someplace back there
In the pictures you would take
Dooin’ crystal meth’ll lift you up until you break
It won’t stop, I won’t come down, I keep stock
A tick-tock rhythm, a bump for the drop
And then I bumped up, I took the hit that I was given
Then I bumped again, then I bumped again, I said
How do I get back there
To the place where I fell asleep inside you?
How do I get myself back to
The place where you said
I want somethin’ else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby
I want somethin’ else
I’m not listenin’ when you say
Goodbye``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=3h13m29s>
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shadowcrushers on Twitch
yoo thor! im finally getting help on may 6th, to figure out what is wrong with me, i see ghost, hear sounds, suicidal, thoughts run like a motorway with 200 lanes where all cars drive like 200 KM/T non-stop and alot more, even specialist say i go in and out of psychosis all the time, so im glad im able to get professional help, but even tho idk how much i can keep on going with all these issues.. been living like this for years so wish me luck! love ya thor! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=3h35m37s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi on Twitch
There's anExpediton 33 Anniversary Badge event going on right now. It ends on Monday, May 11th. Do you think we can play it before then and play all the content that you didn't get around to? The badge looks cool! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=4h5m47s

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pandahjs on Twitch
The goat knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance intuition uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the goat from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=4h30m26s

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Goblinounours on Twitch
Hey Thor, have you seen the trailer for Deep Dish Dungeon? Looks like something you would love to play, and chat would love to watch you play as well. Before I forget, yarr7. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=5h53m58s

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HoosierTony on Twitch
Morning Thor, hopefully our new patron God of the Immaterium Goatinitus Maximus treats you well. I've been waffling on going full linux on my main build for my pc, but some games are not fully supported like FF14. Any tips to help me decide? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=5h59m19s

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cereal_choochoo on Twitch
hope youre having a better time than I am. From around 230-5 a.m. CT my truck was gotten into by somebody who was not me. Alarms did not fire, windows were not busted, so either i left it unlocked or the door didnt shut right. only thing stolen was my backpack which contained my wallet (debit/credit card, ~$40 cash, ALL health insurance cards), a jacket, my motorcycle insurance card, pipe and tobacco, and worst of all the ashes of my step dad. then made a purchase of about $45 worth of tacos. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h12m16s

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XeroxCopycat on Twitch
Day gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until death or TPK. I shall roll many THAC0s, hold all counterspells, and refuse to pay the one. I shall make many memes and swear much profanity. I shall live and roll crits amongst friends. I am the pirate in the darkness. I am the goblin on the walls. I am the shield of the realms of yarr7. I pledge my long weekend to gaming and tomfoolery, for this night and the four nights yet to come. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h23m7s

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IanTheWoodchuck on Twitch
I stand before you To tell a truth most dire. There lurks a traitor in our midst Who hath invoked the captain's ire. He don't deserve no mercy We ought to shoot him with a gun But I am not an evil man So first let's have a little fun. We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope And throw him overboard Drag him underneath the ship A terrifying deadly trip. Keelhaul that filthy landlubber! Send him down to the depths below!Make that bastard walk the plank, With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h43m10s

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Zupacna on Twitch
Good morning Thor. I have a fun fact for you. Did you know that the primary predator for the moose is actually the orca? Also, moose like to forage for seaweed and can dive down roughly 10 meters, hence being predated on by orca. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h44m13s

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BlanqSpace on Twitch
Greetings, Thor. I come with a missive from the pandas, but I am worried for their mental health, because after a day of Vampire Crawlers, all the missive says is the word "Unite!" over and over. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h47m10s

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PcTech53 on Twitch
Can you put together a high-level deck so we can drive alignment? Let’s operationalize that ask and create a scalable framework.Let’s table this for now and revisit next sprint https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h51m36s

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Redwardfoxie on Twitch
Thor i need some help with Federal unemployment tax act, ill use the acronym for it FUTA Since i you might have a bit of experince with FUTA, i was wondering if you if there is anything you can share with FUTA, cause you must have a good collection of FUTA, i dont know but perhaps you can give some highlights of FUTA any help would be good,,,,,, Futa https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h52m43s

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AshesOfStevenSharifsLoans on Twitch
Yo Thor, did you see that Nu Udra was made canon? about 72 to 100 million years a go they discovered a now extinct species of Big fin octopus that could grow to up 62 feet. for a mental image that's the length of a semi truck and trailers. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h53m8s

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Vaesse1975 on Twitch
I haven't pirated a game since I started getting games on Steam. I also haven't pirated a book since I started getting them on Kindle through Amazon (I back them all up in my Calibre)... however, with Amazon's recent announcement that they're discontinuing support of "old" Kindles... heigh ho! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=6h53m46s

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Red__VT on Twitch
I came today to talk about Matelotage. It was an agreement amongst two sailors, in particular buccaneers, in the 17th and early 18th century."Matelots" would agree to share their incomes, and inherit their partner's property in the case of their death. In addition, they would pledge to protect and fight alongside each other in battle and otherwise act in the other's interest. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=7h15m30s

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Nox_Nauta_Games on Twitch
Hey Thor, I'm a solo dev, and for years I kept starting projects and not finishing them. A few years ago I saw some of your youtube shorts and took your advice to focus on actually releasing a game instead of chasing the "dream game". So last week I released "We Who Rise" on Steam, a vertical arcade platformer where you dodge traps and climb as high as you can. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=7h52m32s

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TJs916 on Twitch
Im sorry for speaking for everyone, but. Thank you for everthing you do. Thank you from the culmunity. Thank you from the inde devs you have supported. Thank you from the ferrets. Thank you for all the entertainment that you have given all these years. Thank you for being a positive, in this world where it is getting very easy to hate in. THANK YOU. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=7h54m8s

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Jpsycho on Twitch
Hey Chat, go watch the ferrets on Twitch and Kick, help us feed the babies by doing nothing but having a tab open. BTW Thor, how close are we to monetization on youtube for the ferts? I watch everything you and Shaye put on there. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=8h7m30s

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trevfrancis on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, if you like chiptunes, and you like shanties, then may I commend to you the album Commodore 1864 by the Longest Johns - a full album of chiptune shanties that i think youll enjoy immensely! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=8h21m31s

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therealmiracoon on Twitch
Damn it Thor. I dont wanna spend today so its 50k points. Anyway. Your pizza underground story made me realise I absolutely have to introduce you to TupperWare Remix Party. Also known as TWRP, you need to know about this. No Nodding along with your head this time, go google how their band looks right now. I am sure you will love it and they are absolutely amazing. they have many songs singing about how cool and fast space is. I am sure you will love it go google them now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=8h27m16s

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RealMaiWaifu on Twitch
Did you know, Blackbeards Real last name was Thache not Teach? He was highly illiterate and used to say teach. Like aluminum vs aluminium. Aluminium is the word and whats on the table but the inventor used to say aluminum. The more you know ♥ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=8h30m27s

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heckin_wimdy on Twitch

Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna


Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much and throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my-y-y, woo
M-m-m-my bologna


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Jpsycho on Twitch
Hi Thor, i did some research on OBS plugins that could help with the youtube ferret stream automatically ending at less than 12 hours so they stop culling those watch hours. Advanced Scene Switcher Macros: Within the plugin, set a macro: If Streaming -> Running for [X] time -> Action: Stop Streaming. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=8h43m12s

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Centrifugien on Twitch
Alright, chat, look here. I like dinosaurs just as much as the next goblin, but the last thing we need is raptor pirate Jesus turning all our water into wenches. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=8h59m22s

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Centrifugien on Twitch
Beware the Dread Pirate Mr. Willy, captain o' the Good Ship One Eye. With its cabin full o' hearty sea men the'll chase any wee ship atop the open seas. They'll shoot down yer Jolly Roger and slam yer broadside before mountin' yer poopdeck, and if ye manage to pull away they'll unload their fore cannons all over yer aft side goin' after yer booty. Ye have been warned! Yo-ho! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=9h59m12s

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therealmiracoon on Twitch
yarrCheer500 Damn it Thor. I said I wasn't gonna spend, But you still need to check TWRP trust me you will love it. Also, yes I know you don't have to and you are your own man. but also TWRP is amazing. Their Bassist is a dude in a cat police costume called Commander Meouch, I mean you kinda have to. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=10h46m34s

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DexAMD on Twitch
Yarr matey, today is my birthday. next month my third child will be born. so in honor of my birthday and my future childs birthday, i want chat to wish you happy birthday. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2755726401?t=11h33m22s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Morning Thor, It's Thaxorin. A little under the weather but glad to be here. I know you sort of lost interest in Diablo 4 because of the lack of emphases on Maphisto. Now they are dedicating a whole expansion to him (which looks great) has that sparked some interest? Just curious. OH btw did you know why people have a mushroom at parties. Cause they are a fungi. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=1h48m24s

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Chat has cursed autobitfellow with Interpretive Dance.

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Saiyanfox10 on Twitch
So last you misunderstand what I do for work due to forgetting a word in my tts message. I take care of my employer's two cats as in housesit them. Also I clean the their garage's lobby. Also my employer is getting into selling things for them on Facebook market place. I'll be posting pictures of the cats in streamchat. Also I noticing there's more indie game showcase lately which I'm glad for. They need all advertisement for their games https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h7m2s

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CNTRLplusZ on Twitch
Hi thor, I've been lucky enough to work as a 3d artist for a few years, but i just found out the studio i was working for is shuttig down. I've worked in customer service for a few years before that and am afraid of going back. what would you advise someone with a few months of prep time to find a new art job? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h15m45s

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De_Lo_ on Twitch
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AWaltzingDingo on Twitch
Thor. You were talking about wenis touching today. Did you know, in Australia during covid, people were recommended to bump elbows instead of shaking hands? The federal government of Australia was instructing people to touch each other's wenises together. We were a country of public wenis touching. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h19m3s

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valeciathrallwyn on Twitch
dear adorable goblins i bring you a trebuchet to yeet away your anxiety, self doubt, imposter syndrome and those stinkies holding you back. have a wonderfull day and make sure you have touched grass https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h19m41s

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verified_nutta on Twitch
Dear Thor, its good to see you well! I have a question, i know that you have spent some time in space sims but i wonder if you've ever heard of Freelancer released back in 03? It was my first space sim and is close to my heart. Probably doesnt hold up to others now adays but at the time it was peak (i think). Sending much love to you and everyone! please give the ferrets a few extra snuggles for me https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h23m3s

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mrbeardybear on Twitch

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
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PanMeowgi on Twitch
Mr Kitten Soft Hair please look at what a free to play game just, yesterday announced and what kind of trailer... So warframe next big story quest in june has this sic trailer, watch it on stream totally worth it link incoming animation made by THELINEanimation -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANEVlCEpRaA https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h26m21s

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a_bubonic_plague on Twitch
good morning lord thorington. So I have recently started to make pasta with the help of only videos and other things. I came across a good recipe for and lasagna https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h27m56s

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a_bubonic_plague on Twitch
fat fingered my keyboard. So to continue i came across a recipe for Lasagna. It involves layering the pasta, sauce, and you have to make meatballs in usually make spicy meatballs so what I do is I and I put the meatballs in every 2 layers.......... thanks for thinking about eating my lasagna with my big spicy meatyballs https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h28m35s

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EskimoOMNI on Twitch
do you think with how prominent AI is becoming, that bot programmers are starting to implement actual conversational queues with questions asked towards them on twitch? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h31m42s

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xArclightx on Twitch
Another recommendation for you. I know you like puzzle games, but this one is more into factory. It has barely any lore and you play with shapez, rotate them, cut them, stack them again, feed giant vortex, be happy it worked. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2162800/shapez_2__Factory/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=4h34m42s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
hello Thor, it's your grumpy neighborhood chicken nugget here that's awake against their will right now. But since I'm here- I had a very interesting question to ask you. Obviously, you are aware of the carrots. (Btw: we stole Zultralord2 now) but are you AWARE of the LORE behind the carrots? And no, I'm not referring to the carrot market crash the goblins occurred. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=5h3m17s

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ZutherDovahkiin on Twitch

Ee,i,ee,i,o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee,i,ee,i,o
With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo
Old man thor MacDonald had a farm
Ee,i,ee,i,o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee,i,ee,i,o
With a cluck-cluck here and a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck-cluck
With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo
Old man thor had a farm
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Eldestwolf on Twitch
Thor. The other day we were talking about a pirate survival MMO and I brought up Atlas, made by the same people who made Ark: Survival Evolved. The streamer Wasted Space ,Spelled W4sted Space, made a server for it a few years ago, which I played on for a few months. It was alright, but I feel like it could've more fun. It's hard to set up a server, and it's not procedurally generated, but there's a lot of customization. You can use MS Paint to make islands, and the game does the rest. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=5h6m9s

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MolotoffCockatiel on Twitch
its too long to explain on TTS. Just know that my little birdie wings deal with horrors beyond your comprehension. Therefore- an occasional blessing of seed would be nice now and then. Anyways, I'm game hunting and want to make the bits worth: what's a game you've been eyeing that's way off the beaten path? I take all sorts of suggestions, old, new, even another language depending the language. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=5h21m52s

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7h30n1y0n3 on Twitch
Hello Thor, I bring good tidings for our Cyberpunk Future. NileBlue made human kibble to nourish us in the future: https://youtu.be/tK-cKWSPBBs?si=xcYEjQ6P5RBuoau1 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=5h45m45s

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DeathlyValac on Twitch
Thank you for all you do i enjoy watching your streams it helps me sleep and one day im going to own a ferret and if its a he im going to name he barbadoc and if its a she its going to be Alice https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=5h50m10s

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Thaxorin on Twitch
Thor, I Thaxorin learned a group of ferrets is called a business. Also the origin of the word ferret is derived from furittus, meaning little thief. Hang in there I am not done yet. The scientific word for ferret is Mustela putorius furo. Stinky Thieving Weasel. With all that information, I am thinking that if you owned a few ferrets, the phrase, "Mind your own business." I could also be sleep deprived. I think that is a more logical answer. How do you keep a pirate wondering? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=5h50m55s

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BlankZeroSixSixSix on Twitch
I once talked to a CEO in the fracking 4, he told me how he started his buisness with a coal mine, had to take a loan to stay afloat at one point and was short stuffed so he had to work the mine himself, he had to mine his own buisness. happy random day of the year celebration. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=6h2m51s

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Eldestwolf on Twitch
Oh, Maggie, Maggie May, they've taken you away To slave upon Van Diemen's cruel shore Oh you robbed so many whalers, and many drunken sailors But you'll never cruise 'round Liverpool no more Now come here all you sailors bold, and listen to me tale I know you all will sadly pity me For I was a ruddy fool in the port of Liverpool On a voyage when I first made off from sea I was paid off at the Home, from a voyage from Sierra Leone Two pounds ten a month had been my pay https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2756547236?t=6h4m30s